*burp*

>join chat
vocaroo.com/i/s179J9MWccfF

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>sounds of hispanic family fighting in the background

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>"test test can yall hear me"
>not after I mute you

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I am the law.

>open mic
>cat starts meowing incessantly

CAN YOU JUST FUCKING SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY AND IF WE RESPOND IN *ANY* WAY THEN YOU KNOW THAT WE CAN HEAR YOU? DO YOU WANT US TO STOP WHAT WE'RE DOING TO BE LIKE "YES, SIR, WE CAN HEAR YOU"

god

>black accent
>gunshots in the background

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>Bubbling noises
>Blowing noises

WHY WOULD I BUY A MIC WHEN I COULD UPGRADE MY STATS

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>mic is working just fine
>no one cares enough about what you said to respond

>Hey can you join voice chat please?
>*joins voice chat*
>*voice activity on*
>*fans blowing into mic*
>*muffled dogs barking*

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>"join us in voice chat user"
>"h-hello"

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Oh my god I get this only it's police sirens instead of gunshots

>anyone have a mic?
>anyone have a mic?
>anyone have a mic?
>anyone have a mic?
>no
>...
>...
>...
>anyone have a mic?
I've ran across countless people who just fucking repeat this ad nauseam, if nobody responds the first time, why would any respond the 2nd or 3rd you annoying little shit

>Plays with very loud speakers
>Anything you do in the game you have to hear an echo of

FUCKING GOING IN
AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>black or hispanic kid talking happily on mic
>door opens next to a angry man's voice
>he the yells "Dad¡¡ wait" as he never speaks to the mic again
>he is afk the entire game

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Prayers for anonymous Kiddo

What's with hispanics and violent parents?
Yesterday on TF2 I heard a spic kid getting slapped and yelled at by his mom
The kid wasn't even being loud or something

They're third world countries for a reason.

Nigger Faggot I fucked your mom

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>children screaming

>rips bong

When i smoke weed I make sure people know

>kid starts speaking through his mic
>sexual moaning in the background

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>dude gets on mic
>burps
>breaths heavily
>smacks his lips loudly
>"Hey uh bro your mic is on"
>"Yeah, i know"

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Why is it so hard for people to use push to talk? Holy fuck.

>*beep*

>Joins game
>Sound intensive game/requires you to know where the enemies are
>Silence with everyone on open mic
>Someone randomly hits vape

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>feedback echo of someone eating

that you're degenerate?

>*dead silence*
>brb gotta smoke
>k back
>*dead silence for another 2 hours*

>Game enables your mic by default without telling you

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>use your mic bro

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Communities used to be so much better.
youtube.com/watch?v=gZx2bnEeyJ4&t=251s

Hispanics operate on old-school parenting, the kind white people stopped down some decades ago because “hitting” children is frowned upon these days.

hello?

>that one kid who would never talk but you could constantly hear his parents fighting in the background

youtube.com/watch?v=Y3samynPxek

>own a mic since at least 2004 in case I want to use voice communication
>never use it

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>Baby Screaming in background
>Dog barking for 3 hours

That I.m taking bong rips bro

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>Hey everyone
>Haha, you sound like a 50 year old pedo

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Looks like they are right

drugs are for degenerates.

How about alcohol?

nah they're okay. I enjoy rum.

So are videogames.

>"Please join our discord before we start the raid."
>No thanks, I dont need voice or callouts, just assign my spot and I'm good to go.
>"Hey we got one missing, who's not in Discord??"
>"It's user"
>"user can you join?"
>Fine, give me a sec...
>Join
>hot mics, clickity clacks, SEAnig doing call outs, his voice is lower than everyone else yet nobody mentions anything

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>hey user, go on voice chat
>come on, it'll make it easier to play
>haha you sound cute
Fuck off you niggers, you always do this

>One guy in the game using a mic
>He says nothing and just blasts his shit music

> “hitting”
Yeah that's just assaulting and leads to long term issues and psychiatric damage.
not to say a slap or two if they get real ballsy isn't unwarrented but good parents very rarely actually need to physically hit them.

you lack testosterone. get in love. get laid.

Like fuck im only 30

>haha you sound cute
Literally never happens, if anything they’ll make fun of your faggot voice

hey user, go on vocaroo

>join a match with a guy micspamming some music
>it's actually pretty good music so we let him continue
>some guy gets mad and tries to votekick him
>it doesn't work and he starts getting pissy in the chat
>after that vote, I try to votekick him
>mfw it worked

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>Play Apex
>Get matched with two people who I play with real well
>We win
>Decide to stick around for the next roung
>"Yo user you got Discord?"
I only use Discord for literally 3 servers, two group chats, and DMing a potential bf that I message everyday with and been VCing a lot lately/spoiler]

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"I'm -35- thank you."

Average people can't tell audio volume. They just can't. No idea why. I guess ears are hard to use properly.

>need to physically abuse my children daily like an ogre because I know they wont respect me if I tried communicating with them like a non-beaner
now i get it

>*sounds of someone gulping down a drink*
>AHHH
Does everyone else got mad twitches on their faces when they hear loud body noises like gulping, swallowing, chewing, teeth grinding, etc?

vocaroo.com/i/s0jjmvjphsG1

>last online game was about 5 months ago
>play today and run into 2 people who sound exactly like me

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youtu.be/H37Go1wJHHk?t=51

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Jammed doors, tone?
Geddouddahere!

>phone constantly ringing the same ringtone in the background
>no one answers

fuck

Fag

No one cares that you’re gay

>visit friend
>jump straight into bed
>just after we finish i hear a phone go "well someone got it good"
>roaring laughter from several people
>3 people had joined the previously empty discord voice chat while we were going at it and said nothing the whole time

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why does discord attract so many homosexuals?

>start using foot pedal as push to talk button
>get into a car accident when I try talking to my mate in my car while at a red light
feels bad

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The gamer population is 55% gay, or something stupid high like that. I have no idea why, but it seems more people are interested in futanari crossdressers than actual women.

>joins server
>literally no one ever talks
sure sucks to be in europe

What's the purpose of listening to sex? Am I suppose to use my imagination that someone is getting it rough and enjoying it?

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Be thankful that you didn't use a light gun as your push to talk trigger, then. You might've accidentally shot your car with your gun.

>has mouse with 40 buttons on it
>can't use 1 for push to talk
>clears throat loudly every minute

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>go into voice chat
>"MMH AHH...! I'M COMING AAAAHHH!!!!!"
>"SPLURT! SPLURT!*

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Because Discord is trendy and they can have a personal semi-public space there.

I guess most people would have said something, but the ones in the group are perverbs who had to make a separate channel for talking about sex and kinks after a few prudes got sick of them going on about it all day.

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god I wish you could set noise gates for individual people or set their transmit sensitivity for them or something

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Does cum actually make a SPLURT sound or is it just retarded porn noises like SLLUUUUURRRRP AND FFLGLKD

I wasn't too keen on Discord until they implemented push-to-talk only channels. Fucking godsend.

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Had a guy on an old discord server use to frequent to where nonstop he'd bitch and moan about wanting a gf and it started to rub me off the wrong way where for a while I was so uninterested in getting a partner.

Then he multiplied that in tenfold by inviting me to his doujin server. Took me a while to regain the desire of whacking it to chinese cartoons again after having been there for a couple of months.

Like christ I get wanting that affection/whacking it to great material but christ don't make it part of your personality

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youtu.be/7xMSjQIp_KU

Sorry. Asshole neighbors just won't fucking go to the range to test their guns.

No im not autistic

you tell me user

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>Visit friend
>He reminds me that I owe him a blowjob
>Unsure but he really pushes me to it
>Fine
>Keeps calling me a slut
>Loudly finishes
>Laughs about how good it looks on my face
>Realize that his discord has been on and our entire gaming group has been listening in

>playing planetside
>some stupid spic keeps saying "Anyone have a mic?" for hours on end
>people say "Yes" and tell him to shut the fuck up, but he can't understand normal English
>ends up joining the fucking platoon
>spams it constantly in squad chat
>people in squad just ignore him
>platoon lead moves himself to our squad for some reason
>dumb spic starts saying it when platoon lead is in the middle of telling everyone where we're going because it's going to be an extremely close alert win
>platoon lead goes apeshit on the retard and basically orders a kick on sight for the retard
>retard goes offline
>comes online 4 hours later and never mutters a single word

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>r/thathappened

>Be the Discord owner
>Someone goes afk to piss
>Move him to another voice group
>Comes back and talks to himself or 10 minutes before realizing he was moved

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>game has audio ducking feature that can barely be changed
>game also requires you to hear certain sounds to know which player you're going up against
>stupid dickhead has his mic set to always be on and you can hear his stupid single mom watching TV in the background
>his mic takes priority over all game sounds, so our entire team can't hear jack shit
>get wiped because we can't hear enemies
>every round afterwards we all team kill the faggot and spew pure cancer at him until he rage quits

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>teammates are my own countrymen
>talk in neutral English accent, act dumb
>grief to no end, hear them calling names
>they call strats to troll me back but since I can understand them it doesn't work
>game ends, insult them in our mutual language

what language

The sound of a fat person breathing makes me mad.

the biggest clientele for gay prostitutes are married hetero men with kids
fact is that when you feel anonymous nobody can judge you so you get to do all the gay things you want to experience because why not

>open mic
>*burp*
>close mic

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It always sounds like the dude is sitting in the kitchen with the whole family in there, cooking and watching tv.

Fucking uncultured swines

Indonesian

>friend joins discord
>we talk a bit, the usuals
>suddenly hear a door slam
>his voice noticably starts to echo
>before we can address this hear a loud moan then flushing sound
The fucker took us with his phone and talked while shitting, absolute madman

>join voice chat
>its super active
>"hi"
>it dies off immediately after saying hi
>everyone slowly starts to leave

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>"stop stuttering, kid. You sound like you're gay"

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How do I say "Fuck your mother" in Indonesian?

>wow back when it came out
>40 people in mc, discussing strats for magma-fucking-darr
>paladin leader gets into fight with his girlfriend on the mic
Oh boy, those were the days.

I used voice chat once and they said I had a nice deep voice. Lying fuckers

>joins server
>literally no one ever talks except loud obnoxious spaniards or gay people
fixed that for you.

>guy on the server has a really sensitive mic
>can hear the saliva move around in his mouth

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Man oh man, my penis is sore from fapping so much. Mayhaps I could rest my throbbing head in your mouth OP?

>any fucking spanish person
>kitchen noises
>shower noises
>kids screaming in the background
>dogs barking
>tv is on
>parents arguing
do spics just have their fucking computers with microphones hooked up to every room in the house?

Fag

>annoying effeminate sounding guy laughing hysterically at stupid stuff over mic
>others in chat egg him on
>entire chat is derailed by stupid effeminate guy
Plot twist: effeminate guy was me

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or russian kids

>plays music through the headset

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They have three room houses. Living room that is also the room they all sleep in, the kitchen, and the bathroom.

>mute everyone by default
>never use mic
>if some asks to join voice chat tell them to fuck off

I've banned people for doing this

>audible animals in chickens in the background

you have no such authority here, though

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Whatever happened to micspammers that spam something other than shitty electro music?
I miss hearing 10 minutes straight of the Spy snorting when I join a 2fort server.

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>discord voice channel requires push-to-talk

This thread reminds me why I like my squads teamspeak so much, any burping or any disgusting noises gets you a warning and if you ignore it you get put on force push to talk and if you continue being disgusting you get banned for a couple of hours.

What an alpha male

Good, fuck open mics

>hldj is dead
TAKE ME BACK

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it doesn't make a noise at all until it lands

>open mic
>they die
>loud desk slam followed by cans falling over

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Why are Italians such a rare sight?
I been playing various games over the past 15 years with voices chat, I spoke with every country from Europe but Italians. I finnaly heard one like 3 months ago When I was pugging a Raid in WoW.

Are they not playing Video games or what?

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i had one in my game yesterday playing erica and some other german marching music
probably the best game i've played since meet your match fucked everything up

why can't people control their rage when they're on mic? I like to have fun on mic, but i have enough self awareness.

they mostly play with other italians and very rarely do they VC when they don't
t.spaghetti

>it only degenerate if i dont personally enjoy it
ok child beating dead liver weirdo

Why so shy? I been in Itally every summer the past 10 years, They are lovely and friendly people

>got a wireless headset for christmas
>can't be asked to take it off to go to the bathroom

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self conscious about their english I would guess

I understand that. But what's with so many people wanting to do gay things? I don't get it.
It happened on april fools last year too.

dumb animeposter

>Speak portugues
>some dumb fat gringo american say "uhh hyuk hyuk is you a mexican"
latinos are not hispanic stupid americunts hoipe you get shot :)

ok pablo

south of texas = mexican
Sorry you had to find out about your mexicanness like this, but them's the facts.

I went once, found them incredibly rude.

What is all this shit? Don't you guys just use Discord with IRL friends?

Personal one I hate is fuckers who dont use push to talk AND have Mech keyboards

CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK

my irl friends don't use Discord

I'd rather hear gunshots honestly man, sorry.

I forget the last time I have heard Woody's got Wood.

*heavy breathing intensifies*

I was about to say this.

>irl friends
Woopsie, wrong site fellas!

This post reeks of reddit jesus christ

>that faggot with the wireless headset that leaves his mic open when he goes do to shit around his house

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Underrated

>2019
>still friendless
I get being a virgin, hell 28% of ALL MALES 18-32 are virgins now, but friendless too? Shit man.

>having sex makes you gay

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STFU normalfaggot

u definitely not fuck a bitch but a man so you are a homosexual gay. truth.

Congrats on having high school friends as well as high school friends you still talk with, faggot. Or maybe you're still in high school. Either way, die.

lmao KILL YOURSELF

>tfw just a dumb virgin weeb who just met friends at a game shop
It's not hard, user.

But the friend is a girl (female)

None of my current friends are from High school, nor college.
I just met them through multiple different things (events, game tournaments, game shops, etc)
I'm still an undateable weeb permavirgin, but even the most undesirable can have friends.

DE
LET
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>Co-worker keeps asking me to play tf2 with him
>Dont really want to but cave in after 14 days of nagging
>Joins a server i frequent alot
>See alot of people i recognize so i greet them and introduce them to my co-worker "friend"
>He goes on voice chat
>This 31yo man starts acting like an absolute retard and starts talking like he's a 16yo kid, calling everyone a faggot ,gay retard or 10 varying racial slurs
>Yells in the mic and rages constantly at any mistake
>Gets votekicked before the second round ends
Why the fuck are some people like this? We've barely talked since then and i had to explain to everyone on the server that we're not really friends

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>that dude who slurps noodles straight into the mic and chews with an open mouth

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fuck you talking about? i still use it

Seething discord resetertranny hating the based chad boomer.

>that one child spamming music from his phone into his mic

Is that some kinda iq or autism spectrum thing? It would explain a lot with a certain dumb friend of mine

It's always an underage spic or a full grown black dude. There's no in between.

Thanks for reminding me why I avoid games with voice and discord. Christ

>you guys wanna hear me piss
>no
>*loud pissing*

Never fucking felt more powerful in my life

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>r/
BEGONE FOUL BEAST.

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Can't you just jerk off and find out?

Uhh, I'm not a guy? duh.

>Is that some kinda iq or autism spectrum thing?
Being bothered by it is generally a sign of severe autism. Not caring or noticing noises being loud is just normal tardo

If you hit your kid, you're a nigger.

because whites are all incels who'll never have kids, lmao enjoy never producing.

zoomers will not understand this

*stops playing after 30 seconds of continued mic usage*

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But black kids have no father user

Just because your penis is tiny doesn't mean you're not a boy, user

>been micspamming for the last 3 months in tf2 mm
>Br servers instantly kick me
>Chilean and Peruvian servers are absolutely based, let me play my shit, and I let them make song requests which I play afterwards
As a BR, never expected this from my fellow countrymen, which love to think themselves as jokesters on the internet. I love all sudacas regardless. Cumbia is my favorite genre lately desu

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Their mom beats them too.

REEEEEEEEEE

Cuckold lol

>latin/hispanic/iberian peninsula type gets on mic
>dogs barking and children being physically disciplined in background

>slavic/russian/east europe type
>only speaks his own language despite there being no other speakers of that language in game and also having shown the ability to speak english
>is using a mic and loud speakers
>other people are nearby talking loudly

>english person gets on mic
>thinks he is funny and talks too much
>sounds like every other english and says all the same shit

>german(read: turk) gets on mic
>rages constantly and blames his team for his own mistakes
>calls you a noob for not carrying him
>has turkish flag for emblem if he identifies as turkroach

*piss noises*
*flushing noises*
*sink and hand-washing noises*
*tooth-brush noises*
*mouthwash gurgle noises*
I like to let my mates know I'm hygienic.

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>hear a toilet flush
>don't hear a sink running afterwards

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>slavic/russian/east europe type
>only speaks his own language despite there being no other speakers of that language in game and also having shown the ability to speak english
This doesn't just happen sometimes, but basically every fucking game. Especially if something doesn't go his way.

only saw russians do that the rest of us aren't that shit

also russian exchange students did that too, they form a small russian group and only speak russian

You jest but I have had an incident where someone who was in our voice channel while my group was raiding left their mic open while they took a shit on accident.

>on "accident"
Suuuure

>talking with a few of my friends
>one of them goes silent for a bit
>"hey user, you there?"
>he unmutes the mic for two seconds
>hear one of the most unholy sounding shits I've ever heard online, real or not
>literally sounds like he's sacrificing a boar to Satan through his ass
>"yeah I'm here"
>*mutes mic*
He's one dumb motherfucker

>Say what I need to say
>No response
>"can you guys hear me?"
>"yes"

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your friend sounds based

we just heard some grunting and then plopping noises, then flushing sounds, then hand washing. Worst part was we were powerless to do anything because nobody could alt tab and mute him since we were in the middle of a pull.

>He's one dumb motherfucker
I mean you're the one who asked him.

>guy in ex raid group chugged down his drinks
>had his mic on voice activation
>it always sounded like some weird nocturnal animal

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>get a good mic a year ago to use while gaming with friend
>friend abandons you

>couple people having a conversation
>join in
>conversation instantly dies

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>*BRAP*

Keep dreaming tranny

>get some cool guy ingame on mic
>refined english online
>its some New Yorker, dropping nigga every few sentences, with slanged up english
Took me by surprise honestly.

*presses mic button*
030 ENEMY INFANTRY SHORT RANGE
*unpresses mic button*

you best make those short autistic pauses too

ENEMY. PENIS. AT. 0. METERS.

you fucking bet I do

Who here still /ventrilo/ /mumble/ /teamspeak/

Why are so many of you eurotrash faggots?

GET OFF OF MY VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT

*crack*
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*

now that was a voice chat

Classic.

literally me. i only ever used voice chat with my two pals then they fucked off. i try to voice with strangers and it just feels weird.

>only

that is a lot dumbass zoomer. also shit game.

>futa
>gay

I've noticed this when playing with US folks

It's weird

America is the world's leading producer of autism.

Nah, muhammad. We just can't stand your shit language.

>can hear your own voice

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>lighter sounds
>bubbling
>coughing
>sounds of cans and bottles falling
>dragged out laugh

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Sometimes when I cum, my dick makes a noise like tightening rope.

lmao push to talk is a fucking meme

in 2019 if you're not using voice activated you're retarded

>user join our call we are playing vidya
>join call
>everyone stops talking

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No, you had sex with a man, stop lying to yourself, faggot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>turn on mic
>"GO HOME GI, BEFORE BLACK MAN FUCK YOUR WIFE"
>turn off mic
Vietnam is fun

>reluctantly join discord server
>some sissy faggot won't shut the fuck up
Every time

Nice blog faggot

>wears a headset
>talking/yelling to other people in the house
>basically yelling into the mic

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GOD DAMN IT ENGINEER START SCREENIN' THESE CALLS

>*burp*
>*ahem*
>*sniff*
>*violent, paroxysmal coughing fits*
>I do these on purpose until I’m kicked or my teammates quit, never actually talk with them

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Tell them to use a hotkey for talking, or adjust the sensitivity
>Dude, it's only you complaining
..

>girl talking
>you can hear your own voice through her mic
>girl isn't actually a girl

Seriously kill yourself, fag.

>girl was phone

>takes damage
>'ow'

better than
>aaaaaaaa ow ow ow!

That's me

based

>ethnic girl who talks shit and flirts and halfway through they start cursing and physically beating at their kids for being normal children enters the chat
or
>a literal pride parade enters the chat
or
>Yea Forums trannie/brony poorly imitating a woman enters the chat
or
>Easily offended Reddit narcissist enters the chat
or
>Feral undisciplined sailor/cave child enters the chat
or
>the entirety of the DMV with the flu enters the chat
or
>someone who's supposed to be working enters the chat
or
>Yea Forums memester enters the chat
or
>shitter ESL player who only really knows curses enters the chat
or
>a sentient mouth and a bag of chips enters the chat
or
>attention seeking e-girl enters the chat
or
>"'"pro"""" streamer shilling his own 5 viewer stream enters the chat
or
>that guy that clacks really loud on his keyboard enters the chat
or
>that guy that never figures out how to actually work his mic enters the chat
or
>shitty distorted music dj enters the chat
or
>discord shills trying to make you use their platform when the game has built in chat enters the chat

Why does anyone use this feature again?

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all of those faggots honestly sound like they have the potential to create some genuinely interesting happenings, even the shit ones
maybe you should try to be less boring

They are truly an inferior race. Literally worse than niggers.

When i use my mic its alway when playing with my classmates and friends

>teammate getting carried from the bottom of scoreboard bitching about our team
>stick cheap XBL mic into a fucking fan so he goes ballistic

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Dear Reddit, I had sex. Thank you for listening

OOOOHHHH CHRISSY FUCK YOU DOIN' GEDOUDAWAY

t. noob wh*Tey

>"I'm not a pedo!"
>posts some cringe anime immediately
Lmao

Thats why you go to the sink, wash your hands, dry your hands with paper and then close the sink and flush the toilet afterwards while protecting your hand from bacteria with the paper

This is, at least the least dangerous way to use a public bathroom while still flushing the toilet

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40% (formerly 39%)

Maybe today I will pwn enough noobs that I can raise my rank in the server from 3 to 1 HNER HERR

>hear your own voice half a second later echoing on other player's mic

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Well it depends on how much air is trapped in the nutbladder when the man cums. For really young boys, like 16-17, the nutbladder is pretty tight and air doesn't leak in after they pee, so it barely makes a sound, but for older men around 30? Oh, it splurts and it spits. Sometimes just before I cum there's this whistling sound halfway between a fart and a creaky door. It's not talked about much because it doesn't have a cute name like "queef" but dick farts and splurts during orgasm are pretty common.

>Deliberately put my mouth right against the mike to be an obnoxious cunt.

>Playing Red Orchestra
>Krauts vs. Soviets
>Soviet side has a dude playing the USSR national anthem
>Wheezy as fuck dude gets on mic and tells him to turn it off because mic spamming isnt allowed
>ShutupFascist.wav
>Reeeeeees into Mic and starts bitching at the mod
>Mod shows up, Bans wheezer and has the server send a message to everyone
>DEATH TO FASCISTS URAAAAAAA
>Leaves
I miss RO2

>friend prefers to voice chat because he's dyslexic
>i prefer to text chat because i'm autistic
what do

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You probably never ever made them a cake

We don't talk about video games here

>that portorican at /pol/ with chickens roaming free inside the house

I fart on mic a lot in online games, the reactions are fucking gold

Fuck you guys. I didn't need these memories dredged up

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I used to pray in open mic

I mean, we do vaccinate the most.

Woah, so this is why there's so many white trannies huh

Cut off ties. Pretend you don't know him.
Also here's a better pic for you.

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OH NO. SIX. IS DOWN.
ENEMY. TANK. AT. 12. O'CLOCK

>people can back hear porn noises since your headphone is fucked

fuck hyperx headsets

>american joins voice chat
>they immediately start shitting it up with politics

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>burp
I couldn't speak English at that time and could only speak a few words so the only thing I did when I was on English servers was inhaling air and burping. Also doing cat noises.

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>use push to talk
>"whos there"
>" hey open the door!"
>"dboyyyyy"

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>burp
I couldn't understand English at that time and could only speak a few words so the only thing I did when I was on English servers was inhaling air and burping. Also doing cat noises.

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>tfw I knew the secret to joining

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I miss her

> "Dad¡¡
Kek

Is he not like that at work? If you didn't mention how old he was, I'd assume you were working at some fast food joint and he was some teen.

>"Hello?"

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Does anyone want my shitty Vocaroo?

speak to him you faggot

Fuck you I'm posting it anyways.
Enjoy.
vocaroo.com/i/s0NlO4w5sJUj

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>Guy brags about how high he is on the mic

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You'll get used to speaking to him after a while if you do it, I like to mic chat because sometimes I want to game while I talk to people and tabbing out of the game every 5 seconds to type something fucking sucks.

witness and enjoyed

>not using push to talk to sneeze/burp/fart

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>guy on mic brags about how drunk he is
>hear his roommate go "dude you've had two beers"

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>le frog meme poster
>not understanding social interaction
It checks out.

>join voice chat
>vocaroo.com/i/s1idckPSJl2I

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tfw take pills so alcohol hits me like a truck
tfw its good cause I can get drunk for cheap

it's like joining a VC with the old ones themselves

Are you serious nigga?

There's something nostalgic about early Source and GoldSource games
youtube.com/watch?v=4XWScr4u6pI

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*mute*

>Use push to talk
>Still cough/burp/sneeze into mic

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underrated

>in a game
>some faggots trying to annoy me
>they speak my language
>jdeme toho kokota rozjebat a nasrat ho
>go along with it
>they are fucking shit at it
>they keep throwing insults both in my language and english
>at end of the game
>tell them to fuck off in my language
>they stay silent

feels good being czech

>have to press a key to ERP while on the death screen because you're so shit
Oh woe is me

I swear playing with russians is one of the enjoyable things to do online

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>uses push to talk
>mic makes a noise when he activates push to talk
>*activation noise*
>*activation noise*
>*activation noise*
>doesn't say anything

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>hey user get on chat
>don't talk much cuss i never have
>wow user you are too quiet

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>push to talk
>guy presses mic against his stomach and sloshes all the liquids around, then forces the entire server to listen in horror to the gurgles and groans of his gamerfuelled stomach
>fap because it's literally my fetish

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>"shh shh, user just said something guys!"
>"okay, what did you say, user?"

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>press my push to talk button and plan to talk, can't because i'm too nervous
>do this multiple times
>go to 4chin for some relief
>see this

or you can use discord

cope beaner

It's okay, user. I'd be the same if my mic made a noise when I turned it on. It just always makes me smile because of the repeated anticipation of them saying something.

gas yourself

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>gives a constant play by play of what they are doing
>talks to himself as part of his play by play saying things like "come on, come on", "yeah ok now I gotta run", etc
>screams and says ow when damaged
>microphone is probably in front of speakers because there is a constant echo of game sound

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>vent
>set name pronunciation to like 40 L's
>page spam the fuck out of someone

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>*pushes to talk*
>*hits bong*

>still never talk much
>still end up being the server and discord favorite

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>*bong rips*
>*intense coughing*

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This isn't even a fucking meme.
A friend of mine was recently in colonbia for holidays and used someone's PC to connect to discord and it was exactly as the memes foretold.

You might have misophonia.

>Dogs barking in the background
>100% of the time it is some American red neck dogfucker.

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I vividly remember there were way too many fucking kids that sounded like they were from the UK or some shit on TF2 trade servers. Fuckers would never shut up.

>push-to-talk
>some faggot starts spamming loud music and sound effects
>actually turns out to be incredibly good at hyping up team and spreading bants
>every time I run into him I always have a good laugh as he runs around the battlefield blaring ACDC and eagle screeches at max volume while yelling about freedom and big tits with his voice effect board, as hordes of randoms run behind him like a massive wave of meat either getting slaughtered or breaking through enemy lines
Fucking based

>*silence*
>*silence*
>*silence*
>*silence*
everyone's in party chat. online communities are dead.

how's the computer science major going?

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Let me guess. Holdfast ?

>turn on mic
>BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>on my way to work
>check Yea Forums, see this thread
>8h later on my way home from work
>check Yea Forums, see this thread

VIDEOGAMES

>*Burp extremely loud in mic*
>Silence
>*Delayed burst laughter ensues*

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>who is twisted sister
>TWISTED SISTER?!?!?!

nah, Poonanners

t. degenerate

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why post pictures of yourself, virgin?

*push to talk*
*KICKSTART MY HEART INTENSIFIES*

>*burp*
>*ahem*
>*sniff*
>*cough*
>*loud nose blowing*
>*loud inhale*
>RUSSKIE EST?
>*silence for the rest of the game*

>redneck
Nigger children do this far more than rednecks

>*won't shut the fuck up*
>*calls his own mother a lazy bum*
I fucking hate 12 year olds.

Nothing beats those assholes that have loud ass white noise on continuous broadcast.
Half of them also fall into the TV and whole family in the background category

Gets me every time.

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>hey bros brb gonna go burn one
Why announce this? What do you gain?

Every video game and VOIP platform should switch to active mic mode whenever it detects breathing and chewing for periods of time. I shouldn't be the only person who has to suffer from that shit.

>*be right back, smoke break*
>*alright I'm back*
>5 minutes later
>*be right back, smoke break*
Dude you're gonna die.

>*mechanical keyboard noises*

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You mean the parenting style that is scientifically proven to increase violence later in life, drug use and single parenthood? The style of parenting that's really popular with races that produce criminals and broken homes.

>inb4 not hitting kids with your belt means no discipline whatsoever
Not everyone is as dumb as a circus animal like you.

>playing game with friend
>friends internet goes out and it assigns a rando
>go on talking like it was my friend because I didn't know it wasn't
>random doesn't say anything and keeps letting make a sperg out of myself

>Ecть ктo pyccкий?
I hope they grow up and realise how embaracing they sound.

>tfw servers have been up long enough that your rank is over 100k to start

Whenever I masturbate for 12 hours or so, my orgasm sounds like I’m spitting water out of my mouth

>Child is whispering
>Sounds of a South American family in the background
>Going back and forth in broken english and being passive aggressive with his mom

Kinda same. I just tell people in normal games I don't have a mic cause most of the time I don't wanna chat but if im grouping regularly in an mmo or some shit it's better to chill in voice to prevent falling asleep.

Why do people use Discord over other VOIP programs?

I’ve been using a dedicated Ventrilo server with my friends since the mid 2000s. The codex sounds a lot better than Discord and there seems to be less latency too.

What does Discord provide other than a server chat room that serves as a means for fags to fuel drama?

>joining guilds
Fuck this gay shit, i complete solo.

>BRs getting mad people don't respect him
Both are terrible

God i wish that were me

>turn on mic
>make slurping slut noises as i heal my teammates

The satisfaction that my friends know I'm cool

Zero effort to set up servers and a text chat that isn't total ass. Being able to easily post memes makes people put up with a lot of pointless horseshit that doesn't exist on the good VoIP platforms, I've had people ask why I don't "make a discord" instead of running the Mumble box but once they make the jump to actually installing and configuring the damn Mumble, they understand.

LET ME OUT YOU FUCKIN QUEER

Just cause he tapes his penis down doesn’t make it straight

Teamspeak forever, I can't be assed to get into that discord shit.

>game starts with v sync set to max
I instantly started playing better the moment I disabled it in titanfall 2.

>using anything but mumble

Unbased since it’s a guy

Whenever I need to use voice, I go to a teamspeak I know.
A polish friend pays for it, he never uses it himself, he just keeps it around in an effort to have less people use discord as far as I know.
God bless his soul.