What does she handle exactly?

Please Have sex.

mods, please ban

I swear the day this gets wordfiltered into something even more stupid I'll laugh so hard

Ok, open them checks, I'm about to clap them

Until then I'll been enjoying comfy Yea Forums without the spam posts

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It won't, mods have used the phrase in a shit ton of bans

wordfiltering it to "have sex with me" would be good enough

I'm not allowed.

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Why?

sneed isn't, so I doubt it

>*cucks you*

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Geralt is too much of a bro to do that.

this shit is getting ridiculous
mods need to make it so when you type this you get something else
like desu

Mods use that phrase for ban reasons daily, maybe you should take a hint incel

40%

Did you forget the first game, where he slept with every other woman he met?

I mean why does it get so many (you)'s?
why dont people ignore the blatant low level shitpost?

she handles kirin cock

Filtering is for faggots who can’t handle the true Yea Forums experience.

Is no one going to post more lewds?

i wish i could

Correct

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If only

I want to lick her all over at the end of the day when she is sweaty and wet

>Witcher 3 is the first game in the Witcher franchise

Why did they make all the characters so ugly in MHW?

my dick

god i wish that was me

HAHAHAHAHA That quivering.

why is she shaking so much

That is a lot of horse meat

What the fuck, I want to fuck Handler now

It makes my peepee gard so it's good by default

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Black men

She's in heat.

Why is she so ugly in game

Daily reminder to not bully this cute little goblin

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lack of communication

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she stores my sperm in her ass

My food

Imagine being upset that someone might not have to see your garbage posts.

Because they made the game western and that's how all women in western games look like.

Because the game is targeted for the western market.

>mods your game

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I think shes cute in a flawed sort of way.

looks better with the downy face
this user gets it

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Literally made it worse.

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AHHHHH DELETHIS

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Your food

>it's another "weeb turns every female into a bland sameface doll" mod

Nah man, nah. Looks generic as fuck

my lance. if you are able to catch my drift

Did this Witcher dlc ever came to PC?

>ugly is actually b-better
Consolefags cope

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All DLCs come delayed to PC. They announced a date for it but i forgot. It's not like the armor or weapon are particularly good or the Leshen is THAT great for farming anyway.

>freckles are ugly
fag

Fuck off weeb, I like her the way she is

childhood is wishing everybody was a perfect big tit barbie like your animes.

adulthood is understanding that variety is the ultimate spice of life. tomboy,beauty mark,freckles,eye colors,flat tits on a petite body,toned and muscled or bbw and not to mention all manners of skin colors is the true endgame.

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Making her look like a doll doesn't fix the issue though.

The world would objectively be better if every female would be a pretty doll. fact.

I like girls with big eye-brows.
its actually the best part of BoTW Zelda's design imo.

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Maybe you should stop fapping to drawings only and take a look outside of your basement

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Hell no, fuck that.

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have sex

Good taste

There's a version that keeps the freckles.

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yeah I also like super pale girls. like allergic to the sun kind of pale (not albino though). I knew a girl in high school who looked that.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? She handles that.

Great taste.

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The Handler is ugly because her personality is shit.
She's a dumb, ignorant, actual diagnosible autist, who takes credit for the shit you do despite either constantly throwing herself into danger and further complicating the mission, or she's just doing jack shit at camp.

I hate her.
The only reason they pair you up with her is because you're the PC and as a PC you're a hyper-functional, supra-competent, savant, and if she was paired up with anybody else she'd be fucking dead and rid of her wretched gluttonous, oblivious, fucking stupid existence.

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you know the rules.

>big eyebrows
>pale
I have your thing.

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Typical mod shit that makes it look worse.

most patrician post of the week right here

Yeah you're right. I'll guess we'll have to be content with more content and servers that aren't completely dead.

Console content reaches PC eventually, and a shitload of people still play it on PC.

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But do she got the hips?

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Yeah, they are pretty nice and wide.

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Other than just being an horny woman you're aware that she's in close contact with a max-tuned living defibrillator right

I think they tried to go for a "weird looking but cutesy" look and just completely failed at it.

Essentially what they actually managed to pull off with Nico in DMCV

She also has freckles, her nose is a tad too large, big teeth, hell look at her here:

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She is clearly not meant to look 100% good like Lady or Trish.

BUT she also has some good angles, like this one:

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And most of all, her personality isn't utter fucking shit that makes you hate her, she is kinda weird but that's it, whereas with the handler it's a "not fucking again" thing.

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>Essentially what they actually managed to pull off with Nico

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Imagine being an actual virgin who can't stand getting called out for his own garbage posts.

Deez nuts

...

Now post Pukei handler

How can she eat so much and handle cocks at the same time.

She loves to eat cocks

Nico looks like she has been put through faceapp.

You watch porn but you do not fuck