>when someone calls me a secondary
When someone calls me a secondary
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that's a big patchy
Patchy here to deal with the haters?
Go back to discord
Go back to /jp/
Go back to MySpace
i'm pretty sure people get called secondaries for only playing the games
what a fucking joke /jp/ is
secondary here. the green one with the katana is cute.
>EoSD
The best and most popular Touhou, what’s your point?
i think flander's theme SUCKS
kino stage 3 and 6
Who’s flanders?
EoSD's OST fall off a cliff after China
sneed
Touhou is set in japan
...
>mfw secondary and proud
Why would she have a mug with her own face on it?
I just want to post this.
futo a cute
Here a spinning futo.
She’s called feeto for a reason, now post it
user.
I'm sick and tired of people making fun of my foot fetish. Like, grow up people! They are just feet! Who are you to judge me and what I do behind closed doors!? Who am I hurting? I never suck on toes or lick soles until after I admit my weakness and get consent. Sure I check out feet when I see women walking along the street in sandles, but how is that different than you looking at an ass in yoga pants or admiring breast popping out of a low cut top? Even Jesus Christ washed the feet of those around him to show humility. That is what my fetish is. Humility. Showing Futo that she is superior to me and that I will love every part of her. You just would not understand.
dumb secondary
im playing through all the games in release order. im on phantasmagoria of flower view right now. it feels weird and not in a good way, does it get any better?
by all the games i mean windows, just to clarify
Should I fap to flatchouli or fatchouli tonight?
PoFV is probably the most divisive mainline game.
Play better games instead, like Rance
>caring about what people call you
If anyone disagrees with you, they'll call you secondary regardless
yeah i hate this control scheme too much to continue, skipping it.
The girls are the only good thing about 2hu anyway. The story is shit and the music is grating mess.
At least by being secondary I just enjoy cute girls instead of sucking zun's untalented dick.
He drew your girls
Good thing the porn doujins aren't drawn by him.
God I wish though
with've?
Just warning you that the last boss is basically survival. Either spam level 2 spells and take advantage of Lily's appearances, or hope that the AI fucks up.
Is lv2 spamming viable against Eiki?
I will post random image now.
It's been awhile since I played PoFV, but spamming level 2s helped with survival in general. My strategy was getting to Eiki without dying and burning a few lives to make the AI less bullshit.
Yuuka!
Shit thread
But not as bad as the abomination found on
Why is it so rare to find actual gameplay discussion? Hell, even threads about fangames or derivative works get overshadowed by /c/-tier image dumps.
There have been more good Touhou threads lately, though?
If you see them do /c/ imagedumping just leave and report.
This, remove the chinese invaders
>when other magicians break the NAP
what the fuck is that leg
>final boss kills me while she's exploding
>game over
JUST
hold shift for focused movement
People will jerk off to anything, anyway.
can't i just use a controller
Lotta Touhou threads recently, is a new game coming out or what?
yeah
Always Fatchouli
Yeah, here
all the 2hu fighting games are bad except for iamp, which was weird but pretty good
do not debate me on this objectively correct statement
You're not wrong. Flying was a mistake.
weather was a mistake
I want a soku with weather being toggled off
controllers are for losers
yes
>ZUN says he will have a character not playable before in a decimal game
>reveals a mainline with Reimu, Marisa, and Youmu
what did ZUN mean by this
Source?
I recall anons saying it came from his radio show.
Though I guess since it's in japanese it might just be lost in translation
You can deal with it
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Maybe it's a double release
ZUN usually announces his decimal games one month before release unless it's a fighting game
I need more touhous in microwaves
good
is this pasta
no it’s text
God I wish oni Kasen tricked me and then crushed my pelvis during intense rape (that she started) and ate me
>i keep seeing people shit on all of ZUN's mangas
Is his writing bad? I think it's ok if not good
> Set in Hell
> ZUN will troll us and break the 5th stage cycle
Oh boy there might be a chance for the bird.
I doubt ZUN is going to have many, if any returning characters aside from maybe super Kasen.
That's most likely yeah.
At least Youmu is playable I guess...
The cat you mean
I'd rather be a secondary than unironically save that fatass NEET librarian to my hard drive.
If you can't 1cc at least 1 game on hard you are allowed to post 2hus.
Fellas why is she so cute?
ZUN hates cats
What's the fourth image from
Is now lol
Oh I would be fine with Orin.
But I did say in my post that ZUN would troll us and break the 5th stage cycle
Is it just me or is the perspective kind of fucked?
New chapter
I honestly don't think ZUN will be able to beat the kino that was HSoB
>read through it
looks like we're going to the final act
Why don't 2hufappers ever play real games? Ask a 2hufapper how their WR run of DDP is going and they give you that NPC stare
It'd be nice, I want my nuclear bomb spell cards now
Hi, fucking Yea Forumsermin and pieces of human garbage. Get the fuck off /jp/.
HSoB is a fucking bloody mess of "LET'S PUT RAINBOW DANMAKU EVERYWHERE" and spellcard ripoff.
FDF is where it's at but you wouldn't know actual quality even if it slapped you in the face, you cocksucking faggot.
Sage because fuck you all.
Post your scores.
I don't care about Cave games, I care about playing Touhou.
>announcing sage
based retard
>/jp/sie subhuman thinks he's qualified to shit on anyone
Oh nonono
You think I give a crap about "muh rules" when you faggots just come to /jp/ and keep being insufferable newfags? Kill yourselves, it'll be much more productive.
When people think of cancerous boards on 4channel, Yea Forums is one of the boards that come first, because you are all such trashy normalfags and memesters and keep invading other boards like your average /pol/tard that you should gunned down in the streets for crime against humanity. Not /jp/. /jp/ is inoffensive.
>/jp/ is inoffensive
Which is why it's shit
/jp/ has been notorious in decline for the past few years with the reclining of Touhou and the influx of 3D shit. There is absolutely no argument that Yea Forums is the second worst board on the site though.
Does not compute. Just because you are on the internet doesn't mean you HAVE to act like an entitled 3rd world migrant and keep spreading your cancer everywhere. Stop being a fucking millennial.
You keep implying that /jp/ is above other boards. /jp/ is garbage. Pure, unadulterated garbage.
>There is absolutely no argument that Yea Forums is the second worst board on the site though.
All boards are the worst board actually.
No, really.
True but Yea Forums is actually the second worst board. At least every other board mostly sticky to what th fucking board is titled.
>actively resisted
lol no, it was already degenerating a long time ago
Lad your board in its current state is a dumpster fire with nazi moderators and a cancerous userbase, I agree that Yea Forums is shit but bragging about being a /jp/sie nowadays is pretty funny.
>Marisablack
>second worst board
If the worst board is not /pol/ then it isn't trying
Marisa's a nigger...
I think I've lost track of how many times I've listened to Ibis Trismegistus. Houru is pretty cute to.
Also, what's the geberal consensus of FDF 2? I loved just how much of an eye candy it was despite Ran almost making me go blind.
>Yea Forums
>coming to the memeshitfest that is /jp/
/vg/ is more to your taste kid
>FDF 2
What is it
NEW
CD
WHEN
Guys imagine: Risk of Rain 2 but with 2hu girls
>ror2 is easy to mod
>this might actually happen
>RoR2 but 3d danmaku instead of endless kiting of grounded enemies
God I wish there was a decent 3d danmaku game out there. Is it even possible to make a fun one?
Damn ZUN really improved over the years.
Extra stage theme is the best
Extra boss stage is overrated
Do people even like Flan's theme? I thought it was just well known because of the memes.
I think it's nice, I like it less nowadays because of its meme status though
I like it
Its not in my top songs but I like it well enough
I 1CC'd SA on normal, can I tag along?
it's okay, but vastly overshadowed by basically everything ZUN's composed since
it'd probably be the bottom of my list of extra stage boss themes
It's okay, not a huge fan of it.
There are far better tracks.
There's a 3D racing game with 2hus using each others as hoverboards, everything is possible, just give your money to nips.
ZUN can't top the Nuclear intensity again, SA was perfect in that aspect
I really, really like this new Kasen
Save it, it's all yours my friend
I want to read WaHH before the new game, do I also need to read all the other mangas?
Where should I start with 2hu manga? I have played all the games, but I have never read any of the manga other than the shit by the Nichibros author.
No need the mangas are all separate from each other so their order doesn't matter except for the order of the multiple fairy ones
Start with any one, they're quite different from each other. Silent Sinner in Blue is finished and relatively short, being more plot driven than the others. Forbidden Scrollery ended a while back and focuses more on the Human Village. Wild and Horned Hermit currently has happenings going on but is more laid back otherwise while occasionally giving information about Gensokyo and its residents. The three fairies manga has multiple parts under different names and is mainly fairy shenanigans. There's also a gag manga tying into SSiB. You should also read the CD albums.
>SSiB
>CiLR
>Fairies manga can be read at any time, except VSiFS
>WaHH
>FS (both WaHH and FS happen over a long stretch of time, so they coincide)
>VFiS after the LoLK chapters in the previous two, if there even are any in FS
Crazy pole dancers!
cunny
I like when pt kan draws the pink one with big tiddies
post the other one with the nut cream and bunny suits
birds are highly important
birds are not important
Why are they sweating so much?
They are crucial
They have been dancing all night.
Wrong. When does she return?
i want to cum on that junko
Factually wrong
Change'e
I haven't played the PC-98 games so I can't comment on them, but I feel like somehow EoSD has a special kind of magic to it that all the other Windows 2hu games don't quite have despite EoSD being inferior in visuals and smoothness and not being able to see your hitbox. Am I just a baka? EoSD was the first one I played, so it could just be that.
i want to cum in that junko
this
Maybe its just made for you
There could be something about how all the music, stages and patterns just meshes together that is perfect for you
it's just nostalgia, EoSD has no special atmosphere that PCB and IN doesn't have
The patterns in EoSD are more basic and random than other games, maybe you like that?
eosd has the most meaningful story
EoSD is the prototype Windows 2hu game. Maybe you like the casting or the music better, or it's just nostalgia. I think it gets too much shit tbqh.
>hikki vampire farts in her room
>opens the door for the first time in an eon
>sun becomes blocked from the gasses
literally nothing meaningful happens in EoSD though
if Reimu or Marisa didn't resolve the incident, Ran would have for Yukari
this but with feet stench
At least /jp/ posters still have a grasp of what their culture is, even if it's endangered. I post references that should be well known on Yea Forums and get people unironically asking what I'm talking about. It's kind of sad.
IMAGINE
>/jp/
>culture
I already suggested that the day RoR2 came out!
I like it but I like Whereabout's of the Heart wayyy better
People get called secondaries just for saying something they don't like. And the cancer spread from touhou into lots of other games' lexicons.
At this point the only niggers who aren't secondaries are the ones who've been playing literally since pc-98 games first released. And they'd still get called such for saying they like such and such a character or song.
>this guy got to make his own anime
>it flopped
>now he only makes boatshit doujin
The real scum are those who actively shit on the games, they don't even deserve to be called anything.
>make his own anime
what anime
daily lives of high school boys
use whathever you feel more comfortable with
dumb tertiary
Reminder the biggest sign of someone being a secondary or newfriend is if they shit on EoSD
EoSD is overrated. I honestly like its soundtrack and cast a lot but gameplay wise it's uninteresting because no gimmicks and shitty patterns.
/jp/ would be great if it wasn't for the fact that Idolshit runs rampant on that board and the mods there get pissed if anyone rightfully shits on them.
Sakuya WHERE
Maybe so, but most people are just making fun of eosd because they know it'll piss someone off.
>pic
Not ZUN enough
winter sakuya is still the best
This is how exactly secondary try to justify their shit taste
>Mimafags
Wait if Zun is actually able to make art like with the 3rd sakuya to the right then why does he not draw that more? Do people just like the crudely drawn versions more than that?
His art style peaked ages ago and is now slowly deteriorating
What if Touhou 17 will be released exclusively on Epic Games Store?
The same day when ZUN finally reveal her backstory....that is never.
Feels bad man
PCB and IN were peak art
That one is based on AoCF's artstyle
>western fandom
yikes
this is your meido for the night.
Reimu please.
That picture was drawn by someone else.
Literally the worst option out there
I love Patche
What is Sanae's the desires?
ten*
Sanae is great. slutposters be gone
Look at this fat fuck.
>everyone left
Fuck up
Being great and being a slut aren't mutually exclusive.
>Faggot makes a fucking twitter account that relies on stolen jokes from /jp/ and then whines that /pol/ ruined the board after he sees some jokes that are nonconforming to his political agenda
What a retard. I hope he and his ilk stay out forever.
What is it about Touhou that gives me such a good sense of escapism? Even the most comfy slice of life anime can't keep up.
It's full of soul and was born out of sheer passion and autism. It has many flaws but it's ok because it's not trying to get anything out of you.
Shill projects made up just to drain your wallet can't keep up
Twintails always improve a character, this is fact!
She's tasting the pesticides
i agree
based
*UFO and TD
Twintails are cute
Something with some characters like Byakuren is off-putting.
Unironically this. If you're a primary you're not gonna give a shit about characters getting more fan attention than your favorites. Or at the very least you're not gonna hate anything over it.
That's some patrician taste right there user
based. Twintails are the cutest hairstyle after all
>hater's hatate
user she's a total slut and compulsive cheat
Have some self respect
>implying that's not a good thing
I don't like Kasen that much. She feels pretty donutsteelish at times
Cute dog
it didn't flop that hard based on sales, and I guess he ran out of idea to do S2
Marisa was here
Reimu is a loser
I want to spend a cosy rainy day with Patche.
>lives in a world with living gods but doesn't believe in them because they're all incompetent
based
Do people use stick or d-pad when they play touhou on gamepads?
I mean I would not call or see them as gods either if I've seen several "gods" that in no way act any different than the normal people and Yokai around.
"God" in Gensokyo is a meaningless term. Is a weak bitch like Suwako supposed to be on the level of Hecatia?
Suwako isn't Hecatia level but she's still very strong
Hina is the example you're looking for (she's still pretty strong but most youkai should have better physical strength than her)
It feels genuine unlike all the stuff that's popular now which was tailor made to suck dumbass hikkis dry of their money.
>weak bitch like Suwako
Suwako is stated to be stronger than Kanako.
Too bad Suwako is weaker than Kanako's mom
>taps in and draws power from a god that she didn't even bother to learn the name of
Reimu is even more based. She just doesn't give a fuck. If I were that diety I'd be pissed.
>Why is it so rare to find actual gameplay discussion?
Because 90% of Touhou gameplay boils down to "shoot the girl until she dies" and "dodge the bullets". Waifufagging and talking about lore has way more variety.
And yet she lost lmaoo
based
I am a dirty secondary and proud of it. I have never played the games but I have a collection of doujins and a couple figures.
I prefer muscular young men with big dicks
This is the reason why I only read Yuri doujins.
I'm slightly stupid. So does that mean you're talking about NTR?
That's due to two reasons
1) Veterans who already discussed the gameplay to death and would rather dump fan art
2) Secondaries who have no interest in playing the games and would rather dump fan art
Ultimately it is due to stagnation.
how
the name of the god is AAAAAA
The manga doesn't even have an ending, it just stops.
That's the one final joke the author leaves you with.
>Is a weak bitch like Suwako supposed to be on the level of Hecatia?
shut up sanae
So like any Bomber grape manga
>talk about lore
Yes
>waifufagging
No
It's not like the only choices are either pure gameplay discussion or pure fanart dump.
Recent good threads on Yea Forums that reached bump limit were neither, and waifudump is still the most garbage.
The god's sole blessing is to beat up youkai. Considering it's the only thing Reimu can do and do really well he would be pretty proud
Dumping fan art is just easier than actual discussion, and while it doesn't necessarily stop other forms of discussion, it sets the mood for the thread.
Does it get the explosion ending treatment
It can be either a dragon god (blessing to help protect Gensokyo), a god of luck (dodging) or a god of combat (Reimu's overall power level).
The crimson slasher is going wild again.
Sure as hell every 2hu imagedump we had just turn into pure imagedump, because unfortunately some "Touhou" fans are really just into the girls and nothing else and no one who want to discuss thing go on /c/ thread.
PCB is the best game, fight me overrated EoSDfags
It is still great, though.
IN>PCB>DDC>EOSD>REST
I like Kaguya's game better
>what is Imperishable Night
You mean Mokou's game?
Can it be Mokou's game if she is merely the EX boss?
dumb mokou poster
THE ENDING OF THE WORDS IS ALMSIVI
I love it and Mokou is my favorite 2hu, but goddamn the game is just way to easy. I am very arigatoful for Reisen futa porn, though.
Can I get a name on that game?I'm curious now.
Just don't play as Reimu/Yukari
>futa
pic related
Gensou Skydrift.
It's not a great game but it is getting a re-release later this year with more content etc so it might improve.
show me your lunatic no miss no bomb. normal might be easy but hard and lunatic IN is no joke
Futa on female is pretty fucking good tho
>what is SA
It is 2hu man. You actually prefer This shit to magical yokai girls growing dicks and magically fucking each other?
you wish, fag
unfortunately for you LoLK exists
Holy fuck,it actually looks BETTER than I expected.Thanks for introducing the game to me user.It says spring too,so soon on steam I hope with english.
Does it have proper singleplayer moodoos too,though?
Yeah it has arcade mode and a campaign, it's pretty short though.
>game with clownpiss
>best
Choose one
Git gud
pleb filtered.
Fuck off
seething