Be the coolest video game character

>be the coolest video game character
>be owned by the biggest queef huffers in history

How do we save Duke Nukem?

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its about time we saw things from the cycloids perspective

so alien breeding slave simulator

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steal him

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Gearbox has to die first.

By giving him a second good game.

Let's say this twinkie represents Gearbox's bank account. After the release of Borderlands 3, this twinkie will be approximately 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600lbs.

Gearbox isn't going anywhere.

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someone leak the 2001 version

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I'm praying everyday that BL3 is going to be a disaster. I hope it bricks systems and shit.

didn't realize I was on r/banter

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whatever, borderlands is trash. only the first game was even decent.

Thats a big Twinkie.

What are you going to do?
Save the world all by yourself?

>borderlands
>better than borderlands 2
Nigga please, Maya and Mechromancer alone are reasons 2 > 1 Phaselock > dumbass power red headed bitch had in 1

The king shall reclaim his throne once again...


It's freaking done too

bonerfarts

What a great use of that reference. I'm impressed.

Look up Ion Maiden. It's the true successor to Duke Nukem, or at least a very, very dedicated spin-off based on the gameplay of Duke Nukem 3D.

Its kinda short.

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It is, but that's because it's not released yet, only the demo.

Pirate the Megaton Edition.
Buy Ion Maiden when it comes out.

I don't think anyone could make a good Duke game today. They got the tone and character so wrong in DNF compared to 3D

Let him die. He'd never work today.

I think that's what they said about the new DOOM.

If you've ever watched the mini documentary they did with the old 3DRealms team, it was clear they didn't really know what they were doing either. 3DRealms was never organized, particularly talented or smart. DN3D was just a lot of ideas taken from other things patched together and somehow turned out fun.

This. Duke Nukem played a huge part of my gaming history growing up but I don't want anyone soiling that franchise anymore than it already is.

There's literally no way they could launch a game in this political climate anyway and not have it be a total clusterfuck.

New DOOM was an anomaly though. It deliberately ignores a lot of modern FPS trends.

The Duke-man truly was a character of his era. I think devs got it wrong simply because they exaggerated the more infamous parts. You have to remember that Duke was one of the first game characters to have lots of voice lines and mature content, and this quickly culminated in the idea that Duke is 100% 2edgy4u. Personally, I think Duke should really be about gritty urban/industrial sci-fi + charm and humor of some random action guy.

Duke is just a video game copy of Ash Williams.

Imagine the absolutely SJW shit storm if a genuine Duke game came out in 2019

Kill Randy.

So is every FPS hero from the 90s.

And I think that's why Duke Forever was suffering from. The modern FPS mechanics are too bland and saturated.

How is Doom guy a copy?

Why can't he still be?

Over the top violence, a crazy action hero, and pop culture references are what D3D was.

bordom lands is absolute garbage, the only reason it """sold""" a million copies is it was always on 90% discount and humble bundles

I don't think a "genuine" Duke game would raise any eyebrows. Do people raise a fuss over Duke3D Duke?

Are you dumb? John Romero has even said that Evil Dead played a big role for Doom and Quake.

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He could be, I just don't think any developer today would be able to strike the correct balance

Did you know - Bruce Campbell was going to be in a '90s video game called Cold Blooded but it was cancelled. Would have made a mint.

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John Romero made the levels for the game, that's it. That's like a costume designer saying the caterer created the Godfather.

Wait 30 more years.

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Why else would Doom have a chainsaw?