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furfaggotry detected.

GO GO GO

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>One copy of Halo Reach please!

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Time to finish the fight.

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I gotta put together my Kotobukiya H1 Chief

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AHHHHHHHHH HOLMUHGUN

AW, HELL
CMERE

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God I want to suck an Elite's alien cock

I WANNA STICK THE GREAT JOURNEY UP MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Mark V really was the best armor

I wanna put the needle part of high charity up my anus.

The pouches make it my fav but i enjoy all of Chiefs designs.

lol i saw that part, both of them were fighting for so long that when they saw that the ship was about to explode they just said "fuck it" and hugged each other

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best

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Is that a statue or is it more like a Gundam model?

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THE AUTUMN SHE'S BEEN HIIIIT

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10 point articulated figure. It's a base body with slots you plug armor into. So I have halo 4 and 1 armor they also sell halo 2/3 blue and red armor.

The suit comes with the halo 4 armor and then I got the Halo 1 armor pack add on box. It's a pretty genius design. Has the rifle magnum and sword

Congratulations are in order, does he know if it's a boy or a girl?

Also it's not small. Maybe 6 or more inches tall? Only higher quality MarkV figure out there

This is it baybeh...hold me

8 and a half inches of Chief

the guy who did that line was a bungie fan, he had a terminal illness and visited bungie where they let him do some voice overs for the game

he passed away a couple years after it released iirc

That sounds awesome.
I might cop one for myself.
Did you get off Amazon or amiami/hobbylinkjapan/etc.?

Fuck ;_;

Halo got me through my cancer as a kid. I loved it so much. I got a make a wish and did a shopping spree and preordered halo 2 at circuit city. I still have the watch I got.

Amazon.

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I never quite understood why they moved away from the closed helmet design the H1 elites had. When their mandibles are all closed, the plating closes together and provides full protection. Everything beyond, they're begging for bullets straight down their throats.

Haha how did you get that picture of me? Any game after 3 isn't real Halo, btw.

Also note the MarkV armor is only armor. You need to get the halo 4 one to get the body. Don't be ticked by this thing. It won't accept the armor. Only the black artfx ones will.

I did Amazon cause i had gift card. Maybe cheaper elsewhere for ones i got

Again don't buy pic related if you want the mark v armor to work

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Also it's possible to find Just the black artfx halo body for sale but i couldn't at the time. Anyway I'm gonna go to bed now.

It's a little confusing but basically the Halo 4 box has a body that accepts armor pieces and the MarkV is armor for that. They did sell just the body but it seems hard to find alone.

It's a minor complaint, but something that has always bugged me about modern elites is the head pieces. They're not sharp and intimidating, they're round and more flat at the front. The elites in H2:A look nowhere near as intimidating as the ones in CE/2.

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See, this is the kind of figures I'm willing to spend money on.

Good, high class stuff, not those shitty figures made by american companies.

I like the actual elites in H2:A, but their armor was complete trash.

*blocks your path*

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I'm surprised Japan made any. There is a rare play arts kai halo 2 and this artfx body system and that's like it.

>Playarts Kai
Oh baby.

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*gives chief a run for his money*

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I liked Halo CE Elites the best.

then the elite grabs his ass

HEY
I HEARD YOU TASTE

JUST LIKE CHICKEN

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>playing CoD in Space that much

Reach's multiplayer was such a massive downgrade from Halo 3 its disgusting.

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I disagree.

The maps were certainly a lot fucking worse, and armor abilities broke even starts, but the weapon sandbox and balancing was way better, with most guns being decent in their intended roles, being more unique rather then clones of each other and, ironically, more capable of shooting straifht despite the introduction of bloom, since bloom at least wasn't as awful as the innate random spread 3 had on everything.

The movement physics were a lot more responsive as well. 3 feels like an underwater, floaty mess.

>Good, high class stuff
>six inches of japanese plastic
pick one you moron

the H2A elites look awful without their armor, though, pic related

People always shit on 4/5 elites but ironically they are THE most faithful elite design in terms of anatomy to classic CE-3 elites since Halo 3, their armor is just utter trash and hides it, wheras H2A and Reach's are the opposite

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What's wrong with this?

can't wait to co-op again and get outside of every map

Give me ONE good reason why Chief shouldn't be in Smash Ultimate

YOU THOUGHT A FLOATING LIGHTBULB COULD KILL ME?
IM IN HALO INFINITE FOOL

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>YOU MIND TELLING ME HOW YOU GOT OFF THAT RING IN ONE PEICE?
>SORRY CHIEF, THATS CLASSIFIED

Putting aside my subjective opinons, It looks absolutely nothing like Halo 2/3 elite heads

here's 4, 3 (2 elites look near identical to 3's) and reach elites, from left to right

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>NOOOO THAT DOOOESSNT MAKE SEEENSSSEE

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>4/5 elites THE most faithful
Absolutely no.

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>4/5 elites but ironically they are THE most faithful

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Where did you buy?
Its a disgrace that Halo should have great toys but mostly has shit.

>People always shit on 4/5 elites but ironically they are THE most faithful elite design
They're not even faithful in fucking basic function. Their movements are clumsy and heavy and they waddle around like Brutes, and on top of that they're huge and ramble like savages

They're elites in name only for fucks sake

Same. I feel like all the armor in CE looked like shiny metal. The rest of the series had a plastic look to it.

>tfw IP block stops me from posting cute sangheili pictures

Fuck you whoever did this!

youtube.com/watch?v=yB58_5-Kd3w
here is my favorite.

Based
Fuck off Vien you fat fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=J8Hi_NCYNTM
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

Reach was the closest anyone ever got to a "Perfect" FPS. Now I get it when people talk about armor lock, but outside of that it was perfect. Now I say that because I never used armor lock once and I saw it as a weakness because all you had to do was retreat or spam their feet with grenades until they pop out of it. I understand that is alot easier said than done,I am someone who has never had less than a 2 k/d in any Halo and I've been playing since before Xbox live existed starting with CE.

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Nothing beats the look of the Halo 1 Plasma Sword. That giant glowing aura around the whole blade emphasizes its power and makes it look like anything in the vicinity of that thing will be annihilated. It was a proper one-hit kill weapon.

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God I wish.

OMP OMP OMP

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I do like how the 2/3 sword has a stained glass look to it, but you're right. It lost a lot of its danger and mystique past the first game.

It's perfectly normal and healthy to be aesthetically attracted by female H4 elites, right?

Do you find Predators attractive?

Sage niggas WW@

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>my first or second time playing H1 PC in 2005
>"how do i change my color?"
>half the server says "ask michael jackson lol"
Good times.

>It's the terrible Halo 5 version

How the fuck did they go from "wort wort wort" to some kind of african-japanese kings in 1 game?

The UNSC developed language translators not 30 years into the war, but 30 years and 3 months into the war.

Sorry guns, classified.

Me personally? I'm a Cobalt kind of guy

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You called?

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This is a level of mental illness beyond even furfaggotry.

You don't even post your lore shit anymore and you keep getting threads deleted because other retards feel safe enough to upload more furfaggotry. Can you just stop?

>tmw the Killer Instinct devs can make a better Elite than the ones in 4 and 5.

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My brother

>You don't even post your lore shit anymore
Yes, I do.
>you keep getting threads deleted because other retards feel safe enough to upload more furfaggotry.
Not my problem, theirs is considerably worse.
I don't know a single person on Yea Forums that doesn't have an issue.

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Then post it and make yourself useful at least, fuckhead.

I make myself useful in threads by contributing to lore discussions at most instances. It's pretty recent that people are bringing down the negativity.

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>japanese
No.

hey, who did these? i was the drunk sad faggot from a few threads ago who requested pic related. i want to paypal him some money and maybe get more if he's down.

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He goes by different names my dude. I'll chat with him a bit later.

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>use swords
>wear that samurai armor lookin shit
>obsessed with gay shit like "honor"
these niggers were totally space japs

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No.

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Essential visual guide also has them following European cultures when it comes to swordsmanship. On top of which "Kaidon" directly translates to Lords. Let's not forget their seafaring history.

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do you have an email address or something i can hit up? discord?

What do you think of pic related, the canon look and proportions of female elites?

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>I nicked some stuff from various honor codes from all over history
Yeah, clearly he took some inspiration from this little thing called the "Bushido" (that's "Way of the Warrior" for you baka gaijin (note: "baka gaijin" means "stupid foreigner"))

Yup. This whole Elites are Japanese thing is just a meme.

He found me user. Not giving out names on Yea Forums.
Actually, no.
The norse would rather kill themselves in the battle due to the risk of infection.
The canon proportions have already been displayed. The females are STICC. Look up the artwork for "shadow of intent".

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>something made after 2010
>canon
lol

Don't play the MCC when it's on PC, then.

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i'm gonna be unable to monitor the thread for the next half hour or so, but i know you're pretty reliable about posting in these threads. fingers crossed

I will, just not the sixth one in the collection included for cucks.

After using Reach's forge ad nauseum, going back to Halo 3's one felt alien.

Anyone can give me a quick run down of what's going with the story nowadays? Last time I played was Halo 4 and gave me aids

>The females are STICC
Why are you lying, on here of all places?

I saw them as native Americans desu

"I will beat the prophets shield like a drum"

hmmmm

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When did Yea Forums realize that the original MK V armor is the best armor? Its everything the Mjolnir armor was supposed to be: Sleek, cutting edge and yet built like a fucking tank

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Halo 5's forge is way better, can't even imagine what infinite will be

What happened to the rest of the Prophet race when Truth got FLOODED?

It's a damn shame that it's been used so little.

Nice leet.

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Many of them died on High Charity, and many others ran away to parts unknown. Rtas went in search of them several years back.

Exaggerated eyelashes have always looked a bit silly on non-humans.

fuck elites lmao

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Fuck SPV3 lmao

Canon wise how long was the Mk V used for? I wish we got to see it in more games. It's strong silhouette gave off the vibe of a walking tank

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>fuck elites
With pleasure.

>SPV3
Hard pass

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God I hope Halo Infinite drops the stupid fucking card pack shit for unlocking armor. Tried to get the ODST helmet for months and then just gave up on that and Halo 5 in general. Couldn't wear my favorite fucking helmet since Halo 3 because of stupid ass RNG shit what the fuck, 343

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This looks like trash, what the fuck

Like a year or so. Finished in 2551, and then Mark VI finished late 2552.

Are you gay or something?

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Agreed. Mk v design is comfy as fuck

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That Linda on the left?

yo when is MCC on pc coming out again

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They're currently trying to get beta test flights up and running by the end of the month.

>le make it smaller so reddit normies know it's a girl!

wort did he meme by this

Will MCC on pc have mod support? Id love to see a mod for CE campaign that makes it stay true to the lore and not just reusing Reach assets

>ODST instead of marines on Truth and Reconciliation level
>More levels
>Marines look like pic related

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>Brian Morden died February 15, 2003 due to cancer after he was found cured.

>058
yeah

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>Will MCC on pc have mod support?
They said they want to at some point, and have been interacting with people like Gamecheat and the Eldewrito team.

>Playing SPV3

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the males are dominant in their society for a reason, sorry if that hurts your peepee.

Nice shitty hexagons.

They already said they would pretty much in a roundabout way when they said "if you liked Reach armor customization you'll like Infinites"

That looks like ass though.

Why does Yea Forums hate SPV3?

>t. Someone who hasn't played it

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Reddit tranny normalfag

Isn't the whole point of the mongoose to sacrifice damage for speed and passenger seat? This is basically a stronger ghost.

i don't hate it, it's just that the game kinda feels bloated at times, like they added too much shit for the game to handle, it's decent at worst.

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wasnt that the sarge that survived some how?

>Elites were taken out of Multiplayer before I could wear this armor

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>bloated
That's a fitting word here.

Red Team > Blue Team

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blue team killed way more ayy lmaos tho, like an entire fleet

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>tfw the bullshit the AI did so the game is "balanced"
Yeah I totally buy that you had three scarabs ready to deploy when I destroy the first one.

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This

empire at war but with halo when

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Basically turns CE into a bloated abortion halfway between Reach and Halo 4 instead of just being an enhanced CE.

The Covenant are such a joke.

it's ridiculous, esp on noble difficulty

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>female
disgusting

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>SPV3
let's not and say we didn't
there is money waiting for your artfriend, vien. i'm dying over here

How many people even still play Halo 5?
All I do is play Infection in-between drawing shit

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FLIGHT 343I

TICK
TOCK

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The new Elite heads are one of the very few visual elements 343 improved on, their anatomy looks far sleeker and coherent, and much less like they're cartoon characters.

You're a cartoon character.

Bloated as fuck and the lead dev is a massive tool and retard who added in incest for no reason.

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Only ever played CE and 2. Will buy Master Chief Collection for the PC and will experience 3 and onward for the first time.

Lmao what the fuck

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Absolutely based. Have to play it now.

literally why

Didn't the dev also say halo 4 and 5 were better games than the original trilogy?

Just play the Halo mod for Sins of a Solar Empire

I still pop it on for Super Fiesta. Honestly, putting in unique weapon variants was one of the best ideas 343 ever had.
>spawning with the CE pistol and headshotting fools to get the CE death animation

Yeah, Super Fiesta is the funnest part of Halo 5 for me.

would suck and fuck

The Big Team variant isn't too bad either, especially since the Sandtrap throwback is in the map rotation.
I'm also still a fan of Warzone Firefight, even though a traditional Firefight mode is what I was really after.

>Tall and lanky wierd nigga
Hope there's at least two vaginias

Im guessing this guy had flood disease and it was making him want to infect his daughter?

im down with Buff Bara and Shortstack but Lankykong gets a pass UNLESS (hard unless) its insectoid of some sort (like mantis) THEN we can talk

It's Captain Keyes talking about Miranda.

>insectoid
Based user

I'd hit a buff bara lizard, and a lanky insectoid

Yes, he's a massive contrarian. He would fit right in on Yea Forums.

i miss this game and the devs that made it.....before it all went to shit

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Yes.

>Reach was the closest anyone ever got to a "Perfect" FPS

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jesus fucking christ

ItsTreasonThen.gif

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>Tfw no big tiddy Elite gf

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I get into this argument alot with other players. I need to know your kd before I even reply. I'm a former pro player. I've been pro since i started doing local lan party tournaments with CE. Never had a kd below 2 in any Halo. Your not talking to a rookie here my man.

They don't have tits, at best you could hope for a good ass

Reach is nowhere near perfect because of the disgusting motion blur, the disappointing campaign, and the start of Halo's lack of decent maps.
Also, the weapon balance was still almost as fucked as Halo 3's was.

This one is obviously malnourished. It's no wonder she couldn't start a family and had to become a space ninja.

This

Did Captain Keyes deliberately lead the humans and covenant to Installation 04 because he was secretly working with the Flood? Captain Keyes was a flood agent.

For me, it's the helmet. The smooth visor and the little black doodads on the top are what get me. Don't really know why.

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>At best you could hope for a good ass
Not according to the Vienfag.

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