UPDATE IS LIVE!

Oh well. Looks like the meme stages will have to wait until tomorrow. Don’t stay up too late, everyone.

anyone remember where they uploaded the patch notes for 2.0.0? seems we're getting those again

I wonder if there was balance changes? I doubt it.

there are. Nintendo uploaded them -somewhere- according to the in-game notification

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we got patch notes

it's time

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KILL IT!

who cares you faggot piece of shit, its 50 threads of this shitty ass game kill yourselves beta cuck white supremacists.

Post more buzzwords crybaby

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>go to Eshop
>instant sever error every time

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Servers down fook sake

beta cuck white supremacist detected

>k rool is buffed
LONG LIVE THE KING

Nintendo is such shit

WTF all these projectile nerfs on shield. Poor fucking Megaman

Nintendo doesnt have adequate servers. For anything.
How are they still making consoles in 2019 in the time of internet.

Why?

Thank you fucking basedboys, servers are down

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>Diddy buffs
HE'S BACK AGAIN AND ABOUT TIME TOO

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Maybe its because half a trillion niggers are trying to download it at the exact same time rather than going to sleep.

>projectile shield nerfs
Fucking rip megakeks

>buy fighter pass 6 hours ago
>second update announcement saying fighter pass is on sale
How did I get this cucked?

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do I need to activate the fighters pass somehow? I never got an email with a code or anything.

Captain Falcon gets nothing again. But lets buff marthy marth and the anime bunch dash grabs.

It's 9pm here faggot, does mommy make you go to bed that early?

It's up

How do i unlock Jane?

ME WANT JOKER NOW

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Trump is going to prison.

How is Nintendo still so inept in all things online

$18.99

I demand an image of kirby with a gun

RIP Daisy

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honestly thats what I paid for it because of the gold coins I had when I bought smash ultimate

>59 instances of "Reduced the power against shields"
Is this good or bad

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Captain falcon is literally anime

Nintendo niggers always ruin everything

>paid full $24.99
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>DOWNLOADING ERROR CODE 2137-8056
Fuck this shit

thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=ZzRqtW1C0Zo

it means if your opponent is spamming projectiles just use your shield

oh c'mon

Depends on your character. If you main a Marthling this patch is fantastic for you, all your issues against zoners are lessened and you get a better grab to boot

>servers are down
What garbage. Also bros, should I just buy Joker? I don't really know or think I'll want ALL of the new fighters, but I love P5 and having Joker, and the music is worth the 5 sheckles

Wow, I've never had any server issues effect a download on Switch before.

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Lord Tzeetnch Grant me the update!

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FILL MY BODY WITH SOME BURNT LASAGNA YEAAAAA

Take a look at the moves effected. They're all projectiles. This is to make projectile spam less effective. There's even a note that specifically says a Perfect Shield against a projectile lets you act quicker than before.

Stfu libtard Trump 2020. Now go make me some tendies

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>All my mains got nerf
What. The. FFFUUUUUUUUU-

>error

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>all Duck Hunt got was reduced shield damage

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SERVER. FUCKING. ISSUES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I, too, love Israel

Deserved

>Just bought the fighter pass a few hours ago
>Nintendo's website says they don't do refunds
I AM FUCKING LIVID RIGHT NOW

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"live"

>ALL of Joker's taunts are Morgana
god dammit

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nintendo.com/consumer/network/en_na/network_status.jsp

Welp, time to wait another couple of hours!

oh no it aint

still full price for me, where is it on sale?

>server maintenance right as 3.0 comes out
Fuck Nintendo. I hope their headquarters gets Fukushima'd

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They didn't even fucking nerf the single worst projectile to deal with online (Ness's Side-B)

>2 fucking hours from now
Tell me you're joking.

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PSA ALL PROJECTILES NERFED. ANY REDUCED POWER ON SHIELD NOTE FOR A PROJECTILE MEANS IT WAS AFFECTED IN THIS.

FUCK I JUST BOUGHT IT LAST NIGHT SON OF A GOD DAMN BITCHING FUCK

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ZeRo is angry

FUCK NINTENDO JUST FUCKING STOLE MY MONEY

>barely any changes outside the shield thing
why

>Server dies right when the first DLC for your biggest game comes out
The absolute state of this fucking company.

Pretty sure that's for online play, not downloads

>It's on sale
I don't really mind paying the full $24.99, but what the fuck

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this doesn't affect downloads at all

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The memes just write themselves

>No more elthunder shieldbreaks
this hurts a whole fucking lot

>Duck Hunt
But I was just getting the hang of that little bitch.

>literally bought it yesterday
thanks, Nintendo

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IT TOOK ME TEN MINUTES JUST TO PAY FOR THE EXPANSION NOW THE UPDATE WON'T DOWNLOAD FUCK NINTENDO

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No way, the price is 25. Where are you getting 19?

its everything smash related, I had 3 other games update with no issue just 5 minutes ago. The only game that cant update is smash

IT TOOK ME 35 MINUTES TO PAY AND THE PAYMENT DIDN'T EVEN GO THROUGH AND NOW I CAN'T BUY THE DLC

>all my mains

My boi Kirby is broken now
Aw yisssssssss

gullible idiots

I can't get on the eshop at all. Where is this sales price you're talking about?

>tfw buying each fighter on release day

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>Nintendo decides to save all their wins with Switch by releasing Zelda and Mario and a lot of recycled/indie/shovelware bullshit and some cardbox
>Hype a Persona character in their game
>Get all the money they can from this
>President decides to off the company at the release of said character
>The executives split the profit and move out of Japan

This guy just baited you all.

If that user is lying, I have never been so happy to be called an idiot online in my life.

>approximate maintenance ends at 7pm Pacific
We'll see

is the idiot, its not actually on sale

This is retarded. When can we realistically be downloading this?

FYI the Bad Girl dlc for Travis Strikes Again released today so go play that while Nintendo gets their shit together.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ;_;

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It should work a week from now almost guaranteed.

>tfw playing joker right now
He feels great to play anons, you’ll love him

>Release new Pokemon and buy private island

>no Little Mac buffs

WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

Don't get your panties in a knot, guys. it's just projectiles that got hit hard, or projectiles that hit soft now.

I did and beat it. It was cool seeing Death Metal Mansion being used by Travis and it makes sense now why his mech from No More Heroes 2 was there.

you can download it in the eshop

This. Paying for shit that you haven't even seen is pretty retarded.

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I didn't even expect this many people would try to play now.

>even in smash we can't escape from that fucking asshole

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>Implying you can access the eshop

>spending $25 on a game you like with a promise for good content is retarded
I'm not a poorfag.

I'm with you.
Because I only have 10 dollars on my account.

The competition between Morgana and Teddie to see who is more insufferable still continues, very fierce

>paying for fighters pass when you only know one of the characters

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>not owning all the fighters

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Oh god, he plays so good. Sorry for you bros that couldn't get him.

>Bought the fighters pass for $25 at 9pm
>Discounted mere minutes after buying it

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Sasuga Nintendo.

>Robin
>nerfs
Fuck you too, Nintendo.

you can download it in the eshop guys.

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How's his kill power with and without Arsene? Decent enough without, I'd hope.

>FB_IMG
Go back

Which will cause a server error when you go inside there.

Where are you seeing it discounted?

>getting goiym'd so hard

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GET OFF MY SERVER AND LET ME DOWNLOAD IT YOU FUCKING VIRGINS!!!

WAIT FOR ME user

we cant get in the eshop dipshit

>not paying for a season pass is the same as not owning all the fighters
I'd rather wait, it's only 6 bucks per pack anyways and you dont have to worry about getting price-cucked like so many anons in this thread have.

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I'M IN AAAAAAAAAAAA

It's spring break for most Americans

I just wanted to play joker a bit before bed. oh well

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>white haired Joker has Teddy in his taunts
Oh baby.

Fucking cat I swear

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Going to bed has priority anyways.

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>being fucking poor
What's your bc wallet, I'll buy you a switch

How? I can connect to the shop but see now way to download 3.0

>"I'm excited to start paying Nintendo money for online because it means their online service will become better!"

If I woke up tomorrow and turned on the news to find out that every bootlicker who enabled this bullshit died overnight, I'd be pretty thrilled.

Come to think of it its half term in the UK too so the kids are off until next week.

>release date 17 April
>won’t be released until the 18th in the east coast

Fuck you nintendo I’m going to bed

Check the error message details. It changed, its ending in 10mins at the hour.

No one got price cucked you autist

Nintendownies are a joke, more at 11.

There was a splash screen ingame saying that patch 3.0 is live and the fighters pass has been discounted to 18.99. Im just fucking pissed that they pulled this shit

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>ONLINE IS GOING UNDER MAINTENANCE

LOL

Facebook makes better memes than this shithole nowadays, sorry gramps.

You mean Easter holidays

At least I'm not a dumbass like you. For all you know, you could have paid for a Minecraft character.

it's a $6 difference. jesus fucking christ

You think that, maybe, it's because you bought Joker so the pass gets discounted?

Same diff.

Ok faggots wish me luck on beating divine elephant

>458943992
>no one got price cucked you autist
>when there's anons IN THIS THREAD complaining about how they got pricecucked
you're not even worth a (you)

>i get to mooch off of somebody else instead of paying to use my own internet

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Really?
Their site hasn't changed.

You said half term, which is one week

This guy replied to you

>nintendies go mad over a DLC character from a game they'll never play

Can't make this shit up. Thanks for confirming how insanely popular my Sony exclusive game is

That doesnt make sense since hes complaining that he bought the fighters pass, not joker individually

Can anyone who hasn't purchased any of the dlc characters at all confirm how much the fighter pass is?

bootup the game and check the news section

Shouldn’t have responded and let the autism be

>1/4 the price
>Not a difference

Value your dollar, boy.

He's replying to him but he didn't show any.

I want all the fighters, I don't care if the next four are all fortnite characters

HERE HE IS

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Switch is on the other side of the room. Post a screenshot.

Shit I’m actually tempted to get it now.

Let them fight. It's the only Smash we'll be able to see tonight since Nintendo Online is fucked.

Where are my Ridley buffs?

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this is bullshit, the splash screen makes no mention of a sale.

>ridley got one change and it was a nerf
seriously what the fuck

how do you download updates on eshop? I managed to get on.

>Connection is fucked

What the fuck

>switch to PS4, internet is fine

Jesus fuck, the servers are crashing, stop doing it at the same time you animals

japs don't care about him and sakurai only cares about japs
it's why swordies only ever get buffs

You don't.

Why do people keep saying it works on eshop then?

Holy shit, down air is absolutely busted when you have Arsene active.

E-shop page is down though,

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It literally isn’t

>deep breathing duration buffed
10/10 patch

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Doesn't say anything of a price

Approximately at the hour...its 2 mins past the hour

Not true, he got a buff to his Final Smash! You like playing with items, right user? ;^)

>downloaded update
>bought joker
>joker and the stage not showing up
what the fuck? is he officially out yet?

what the fuck are you on about

11:30 pm is not the 18th

youtube.com/watch?v=JnozRSRua0A

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So you are pretending to be retarded, i get it

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like I said, no mention of a sale

I'm American and my spring break was about a month ago.

The servers are fucked for everyone, right?

Post Joker's Classic mode please.

Who does he fight?
Who's the boss?

>release an announcement for an update and give it a date
>release it at the very end of that day
>servers shit the bed
Woooooooow

Fuck yeah. And some minor plant buffs. I'll fucking take it.

>no mention of a price cut
Seriously if it has a price cut I'll be down for it so stop fucking around.

Some dude was asking for this really badly yesterday, bless him

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Are you blind, m8?

>servers are fucked
>still manage to open the e-shop
>"hmm, maybe now I can download the update from the main menu icon"
>exit the e-shop
>try to download the update again
>No change at all
>now I can't open the e-shop again
>mfw
I'm such a fucking retard, HOLY SHIT

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being a spic actually paid of for once

Goddammit I can't listen to it until I have him downloaded. But just the logo crossover in the video is so fucking bizarre to me, I'm so happy.

Its (On Sale) as in its on the eshop to buy. There is no sale price cheaper than the $25 for the pass ffs. It is just a reminder that there is a fighters pass.

It says it is "on sale" which can mean it's available for purchase. There's one from december that says the exact same thing. It says nothing of how much it costs, or that it costs any less.

try to see if you are missing an update, i messed up with the plant with that.

>Ken got nerfed
>Ryu literally gets nothing
please god, just don’t have special attack inputs tied to regular attack so misinputs are less common. That and a speed buff is all I need.

>Was able to get through enough to buy him
>Can't download him and keep getting a server error

I'M SO FUCKING
CLOSE

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Same here

No, just for you. Everyone gathered here just to fuck with you.
Hop on user, the server awaits *open anus*

>Being too poor to own multiple consoles

Really sad seeing a ngga be so poor

>MORE nerfs for Inklinks

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You do realise that sale doesn't mean price cut, right?

Im in the eshop where do I fucking gooooo

Maybe only in the north where God pays attention

broke bitch

I think that just means that you can order it, not that its reduced in price

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>he fell for it

Don't move, I'll come get you.

My 14 mains, 19 secondaries and 33 funsies characters got changed! Oh no!

I have the same issue as him, it even said that DLC was downloaded. Trued to update and got nothing, cant get on eshop either

if i spam the update will i eventually have a chance to break in or should i just wait till later?

PREMIUM

PAID

ONLINE

They don't even mention anything about people not being able to update the game

thanks for the (you) sweetie

You should wait and everyone else. Except me, I'll tell you when to go.

>no sticky
fucking snoy biased board

I got it downloading for 5 whole seconds at one point and I'm considering that a mild success

It still shows error and I’m seeing alpharad play it already

Seconding

>buying the characters individually and paying more in the long run
That's a yikes from me, buddy.

It's literally the cheapest paid online service.

youtube.com/watch?v=iS7hK4K2WOc

>game finally updates
>no joker

>alphareddit

youtube.com/watch?v=HVjfEcliero
youtube.com/watch?v=av9WfNG322Q

youtube.com/watch?v=JnozRSRua0A

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Fuck off Eric.

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Planned end time: 12 fucking minutes ago

Not sure about the rest of it but I saw a streamer do the boss and it was both the hands on Omega Mementos w. Our Beginning in the background.

how do you download the dlc
i just bought joker

>makes people pay for online
>is total garbage

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I STILL CAN'T FUCKING DOWNLOAD REEEEEEEEEEEE

wait
the servers are kill

Stickies for smash are just for containment only.
You faggots would make 1000 threads per second about any changes that happen to the game.

post yfw stage builder causes smashstack 2.0

Arrangement ranking
P4>P5>P3

Same

>it's actually way better than the shit we got in Dancing Moon night

SURREAL

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i had a moment where i could enter the eshop, and i didnt know how to download the dlc

>keep bruteforcing my way into the eshop
>it works
>buy joker
>can't update
FFUUUUUUU

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Anyone buying Joker but they have not played a single Persona game?

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ugh do they have the original version?

> tfw you didnt buy joker

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I bought the pass because i'm not poor.

still in maintenance

90% of the community, yes.

It's the same as ever, arguably worse than the Wii U days. I have no idea why anybody genuinely thought they'd improve it, they saw that they can get away with it now and they sprang for it.

Well yeah, whoever did the remixes for the dancing games suck ass.

AHAHAHAHA

play P5, it's better than smash

I bought this game and then found out its for niggers.

And the shittiest

I'm downloading 3.0.0 RIGHT NOW.

I cant get into persona 5, I really like the style but it's been a few hours of just exposition and I cant be bothered to brute force my way until the game opens up considering I'm unsure how much I'll enjoy the main gameplay loop

...

I bought the fighter pass and have not played a single SMT game. My friend, who really enjoyed P5 to the point of it being one of his favorite games is very excited and he doesn't own a switch so I figured he'd enjoy Joker. Same thing happened in 4 with Cloud, I have put off playing FFVII.

Do I need to play Persona 1-4 to understand 5?

>The show's over

If I could play persona, I would. But I can't without shelling out for a new console. But I play all the fighters in Smash, regardless of if I've played the game they starred in. Plus, the stage looks cool.

Sounds like shit honestly. Those songs shouldn't be sped up. Ruins the whole rhythm.

Fuck those faggots. It's people like them who overload the server and ruin it for actual fans

Eh, psn still exists.

No

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no they are all self contained except there are two games for 2

Emulators.

No.
5 is a shitty jrpg but I guess if that's your starting point to jrpgs you will have fun with it.

>Leffen says hes mid-tier at best

OH NO NO NO

No they're separate stories. Don't play 1 and 2 though since they're shit and Atlus, Sakurai, and the fanbase don't acknowledge their existence.

>Those songs shouldn't be sped up.
They weren't. That's a whole new recording.

He also said Snake was bottom tier
OH NO NO NO

>Do I need to play Persona 1-4 to understand 5?
Only advantage you get is being able to minmax better because you understand the game mechanics. Otherwise, nah

No, they are all set in the same universe, but the plots and characters are separate (aside from some 1 character returning in 2, but 3 is basically a soft reboot of the series and the majority of fans haven't played 1 and 2 as they are different from the rest)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHAHAHAHAHA NOONONONHOGOGHOHOGFG DFBGJDFBGDNMBGDHHDG BRAAAAAAAAAAAP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>joker can have a gun
he's in

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Nice shitty meme, son.
Did you make it yourself or you stole it from facebook?

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Schizo detected

No, they're independent game from each other.

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>leffen
OH NO NO NO NO, that said I honestly hope he is garbage so everybody drops him quickly and I can play him.

Fuck nintendo, fuck joker, fuck smash and fuck you all

5 is actually not a bad place to start for the SMT series as a whole since it's approachable and has a lot of the conventions of the mainline series mixed in.

He's literally just watching ConCon play and making statements

It hasnt even been a full hour yet.

>tfw it's more than an hour since it went live and the servers are still fucked
Jesus Christ

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No, they're all independent from one another
Never heard of Persona 1 or 2 though. I thought Persona started at 3

Who?

What update are we on if I update the system?

i downloaded the update but don't see him anywhere

rave.dj/m7cr61GMmnV2fQ

>and has a lot of the conventions of the mainline series mixed in.
Not really.

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Says the one who's never even touched an SMT game. Don't listen to this manlet, the 2 duology is the best in the series.

I watched my sister play persona 4 once. Does that count?

>Literally just decided to pick up WFT
>Buffs to her mini limit

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Is this girl as slutty as she looks?

Should've released it during NEET hours, no clue what the fuck they're thinking doing it when everybody in NA is off school/work.

>thanks for the buff, Mr. Sakurai

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People said the same thing about Sm4sh Cloud and he ended up being the 2nd best character. Give it a month or so.

I suppose the update and the character pack are two different downloads. As in, you still need the update even if you haven't bought Joker.

persona 5 isn't an smt game idiot

I just want to build some stages.

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>shit

More like you found the games difficult to play

that's common for major updates

Did you fuck her yet?

>A free game per month that you can keep
Vs.
>some nes roms you can't keep

>reggie is gone one day
>nintendo servers are down
>notre dame is down
he really held that company together

HE IS IN BROS

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Most of the world is currently in neet hours.

i have joker aswell and have downloaded it

Leffen's tier list is complete garbage so I'm gonna go ahead and take that with a grain of salt.

>walking on blue mementos has the same walk effects as walking in tartarus
Nice detail.

It’s slightly different

This is a nice image. I'm saving it and secondarying her now.

I got the update (minus joker), but don't know what to make in the stage builder

Never, probably won’t. Well maybe, but I hate RPGs

You don't keep those though.

I bought Smash Bros despite never playing Xenoblade, any of the games that Game and Watch is in, Bayonetta, the generations of pokemon that include Incineroar and Greninja, Kid Icarus, Ice Climbers, or using a R.O.B. peripheral.

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Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

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>tiers
>tiers exist
>caring about them even if they do
>caring about what some random faggot thinks about something that doesn’t matter or exist
Wow that’s like negative IQ

Where's Poke Floats

They really need to reduce the amount of GSP you need to get into Elite Smash

>Have played a lot of Smash bros at my friends house, including online, but I don't own a Switch
>Last weekend I won a Switch in a raffle at the office, immediately bought Smash Ultimate, a GC adapter, and an ethernet cable for my Switch
>Try to play online, but I am not in Elite Smash
>Even though I have my options for 1v1, 3-stocks at 7 minutes I only get something similar to that like 30-40% of the time, other 60-70% stuff is random crap, like 4 players with items on, or 2 stock 3 minutes on horrible stages
>Many of the matches are INTENSELY laggy
>Have a very high winrate, but even so I have been playing solidly all week and am still not there on one character

I have like 3.8 Million GSP. Sometimes when I win I get 10k or something. Its ridiculous. I just want to play in Elite Smash. When I played online at my buddy's house, he was in elite smash with most characters and the matches were much less laggy and everything was 1v1 with 2-3 stocks at least.

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>online that goes down when someone sneezes
>paying to change your name which might corrupt saves
>paying to have "free" games you can miss
Vs
>some nes roms you can access and keep

>imagine if nintendo made higher poly models
my dick would explode at this, otherwise i cant look at this low poly shit

people are saying you can download if from the eshop how the fuck do you do that

Why isn't this stickied? come on mods this is HUGE news

nah the game's slut is Kawakami. Ann is just the ditzy blonde

GSP really has nothing to do with skill at all. The sooner you realize this the happier you'll be.

He probably still thinks that you can't access the NES games after a month.

Joker's tilts are so fucking cool holy shit

>TFW been trying too download this shit for the last hour and a half
>TFW it won't even Download because of a "Server error"
Mother fuck.

Yes, I know that, but you need GSP to go into Elite Smash.

This is good r-r-right?

Are you retarded.

Is she a slut just because she's the teacher or?

It's like Endgame tickets all over again

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We don't need a sticky you fucking sonyfag.

en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/45075

He seems pretty weak desu and the gun is pratically useless

the whole GSP system is honestly utter nonsense, it's in desperate need of a rework. Even in Elite you still get people with retarded rulesets that clearly have no clue how to play and just cheesed it into elite smash.

I could go on, but instead I'll summarise to say that smash ultimate online is an absolute disaster

>visiting parents for the week
>left my switch at home
>had no idea the update would drop this week
Fuck me. I have nobody to blame but myself though.
Also, has anyone datamined the game to see if they left in additional DLC data like last time?

So this is the power of 20$/year internet?

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also need to know

It's "specially priced" because the Pass is $5 per pack when they sell for $6 individually.

leveling up her confidant explains all of it

JOKER UPTILT COMBOS INTO UPAIR FOR 16%

>Patch for a shitty party game
>Huge news
Stupid faggot.

Except im not a snoyfag im a PC Nintenbro. This thread should be stickied.

Is Kirby good now?

UPDATE: UPTILT INTO UAIR DOES LIKE 37% WITH ARSENE OUT
JESUS FUCK

>replying to yourself
Here, have a real (you), on the house.

Stop worrying about gsp. Worry about getting better. Gsp is just going to encourage you to play like cheap shit, never rematch tough opponents and never get better.

Quit overreacting to a kids party game

>the whole GSP system is honestly utter nonsense, it's in desperate need of a rework.
I agree, but how would they rework it? all competitive ranking systems that I've seen in other games have eventually shit the bed

He’s been good

>I purposefully came into a thread of things I don't like and now I am mad. How could this happen to me?

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Incel

I think literally anything else would be better than GSP

Just go back to For Glory/For Fun format honestly.

She's a slut because her social link starts when Joker and his friends call a sexy maid service hotline, and she shows up. It's implied that she does sexual favors for other clients, or at least that it isn't out of the ordinary for the company's other girls.

an hour and a half. lol. looks like im not going to play tonight. good fucking job nintendo. good to see youre putting that online subscription fee to good use.

just leave

I still can't download it

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he's replying to a post asking for it to be stickied dipshit

I said this to the other user: I don't care if my GSP is 1 or 1,000,000,000. I want to play Elite Smash because I am hoping that I will face better players who are playing on real rulesets, AKA being able to get better.

Right now almost half of the matches are on party mode settings, which is useless for getting better.

Timestamp of pc and switch.

BUT CAN WE TAUNT ONLINE NOW

This

Please, for the love of God, have sex.

>people complain on Twitter about Nintendo's shitty online services
>corporate dicksuckers immediately defend Nintendo for free

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What can't I get the fucking update to download??!!

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>I’ll Face Myself mixed with Nevermore.
Good shit

No.

why would i leave a thread about content i care about?

>twitter
have sex

Kirby can taunt. Suck a character and you'll be able to taunt.

>Right now almost half of the matches are on party mode settings
Then don't pick party mode settings. Ever since I changed mine i haven't gotten anything that isn't 1v1.

Wow. And people like her?

What the heck is "high damage range"?

So is this like steam where I can get around patch shit by switching my region so somewhere else or what? Because my shit has been stuck unable to update for fucking forever now.

Then fuck off sonyfag. You don't belong here.

I set my rules to party mode but still get 1v1s on FD, they need to fix this shit somehow.

I have my preferences or whatever they're called set to 1v1, 3 stocks, 7 minutes. I said that in my original post.

A slut for the ballgag

objectively wrong

>not played a single Persona game?
Does LIVE IN BURIED MEMORY? count?

most americans had spring break almost a month ago, what are you talking about?

>Kirby got nothing but buffs

Nice

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More knockback

Not to NuPersona fans which is a shame.
The pain it gives me tears me apart.

Got a different error, now.

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Sorry bros but he's mid tier at best.

What time zone are you in

FUCK. That's awesome. Definitely downloading.

JOKER DOES STUFF WHEN I PRESS BUTTONS
HOLY SHIT IM SO HYPED
GOD FUCK I PRESS THE A AND HE SHOOTS

I'm not a snoyfag though. You and I are on the same team you're letting your anger get the better of you

SERVERS ARE BACK UP QUICK TURN ON CNN

central timezone?

>tiers exist
>caring about tiers
>not just beating anyone you come across with skill
>not gitting gud

Server time end 9pm
Its almost 10pm
Fucking nintendo

its the b button

I'm in AST, which is pretty much just EST. It's 10:39PM right now, which just confises me more

LADS

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HOLY SHIT WHEN I PRESS THE B BUTTON SHE SHOOTS
HYPED AS FUCK STICKY THIS THREAD I CAN'T CONTAIN MY HYPE

>update downloaded
>16% of character pack downloaded
>2137-8056 non-stop

>dark samus nerf

BUT WHY

not that user, but for me it's saying it'll take another hour

Then post a timestamp of your pc and switch.
No one who gives this much of a shit about a sticky is anything else but a sonyfag.

You niggers shitposted P5 threads for months and now that it's on your baby party game it's all good and hypeworthy.
Fuck all y'all.

This. It's downloading for me too

You're whining to the wrong people my dude. Nintendofags have never gone into or posted in Persona threads.

Well yeah, now that the character is in my nintendo game, it is good.
Character itself is a 6/10, Add extra 2 nintendo points and two smash points and he's now a big 10/10, might play the game if it comes out on Switch

I have 8 minutes for me. I should really go to the gym though.

It seems like the appeal is that it's a cross between "student gets with teacher" and "saving the girl from a horrible and degrading situation." I kinda get it, but the true best girl is Chihaya

At least post the full image, you faggot.

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Duck Hunt receives MORE nerfs? Holy fuck with this game.

Retard Yea Forums shits on everything. Is this your first day here?

GUY IF YOU PRESS UP ON THE LEFT ANALOG STICK YOU JUMP IN THE AIR AS JOKER HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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My nigga. Went in blind and she was the one I waifu'd first.

Still error for me. Fuck this shit.

For those of you who have it working, how did you download? I pressed start on the game’s tile on home screen and hit update via internet. Is this good to do?

Also UPDATE IT GIVES THE 10PM TIME FOR EAST COAST AND ITS ALMOST 11 LOL NIGGERTENDO

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HOLY SHIT
DID YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU PRESS THE SHIELD BUTTON YOU SHIELD AS JOKER?!
FUUUUCK SO HYPED

No fuck you, I will not be fooled. I'll try later tonight.

I didn't post it cause I didn't have it. So I'll just yoink that thank you

roaring hot take

I just kept going at it until it let me in.

Dude everyone is viable all patch changes are are minuscule percentage changes who gives a shit

I have never once held any sort of opinion about the Persona series.

Che it's pretty much Ohfish that joker is going to be so Broken in the Profesh scene of smash fighting the fact they gave him both a jump and a shield is just redick

>he plays with tap jump on

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Imagine being this mad about a game you don't even like

8 min user here. I'm almost done

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>y'all.

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even if you have it from the eshop if you can't download the 3.0 smash update you cant use him

fuck sakurai
fuck nintendo
and FUCK jannies

It's just fucking annoying when other projectile faggots have it so god damn easy and they never get touched.

DUDE THAT'S NOT ALL
HE HAS A GUN AND HE SHOOTS WITH IT
LIKE A GUN
A GUUUUN
HOLY SHIIIIT

She didn't look that busty in the smash content vid.

I guess I could see that, but the whole power dynamics of student with teacher don't exactly work when she's also a literal prostitute.

>Scheduling server maintenance at the same time as the DLC release for your biggest game

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>More range on fair and f-tilt
>Less lag on Gut Check
>Less lag on UAIR FINALLY
>Previous "nerfs" were more bug fixes than anything and his down-throw was actually made stronger in a stealth buff.
Based Sakurai, ignoring shitters who know nothing and actually doing his home-work.

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Pretty much the only part of the Nintendo fanbase that gives a shit about persona is the megaten fanbase and its only because the Persona fanbase always invades their threads.

what are you trying to say i enjoy smash

Fuck, dude, next you're gonna tell me he gets TWO jumps or some dumb shit like that.

She has a rather lackluster bust but artists really love to amp it up

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Can't really invade a fanbase you're techically a part of.
Just more low tier baiting and shitposts.

>switch rarely connects to internet
>when it does, the update fucking fails at 0%

honestly fuck nintendo and their dumpster fire hardware.

Are you retarded?
There is no server maintenance, that's a common thing to do when there's too many people trying to access the servers at once.

I JUST FOUND OUT
IF YOU PRESS THE GRAB BUTTON
HE GRABS THE ENEMY
HOLY FUCKING HELL THIS IS A GAME CHANGER

I love you nintendo...

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That's actually not that small.
You gotta stop watching big anime tiddies or your expectations will be unreachable.

i was just joking around dude lol im not gonna lose sleep over a sticky im not a snoyfag

youtube.com/watch?v=ZfMbsELx_og
Leather belt?

Joker stole the server

The Persona and Megaten fanbases are as different as night and day. Especially since the former have only ever touched the persona games starting from 3.

There's a reason why they're treated as the black sheep.

>he doesn’t
>he uses the inconveniently placed X and Y buttons to jump
Disgusting

That ball gag is concerningly large

>meanwhile HungryChad is making dick stages in builder

I fail to see the problem here

Yeah, those look like solid Bs or Cs. I guess I just misremembered the trailer.

I guess average is a better way to describe it. My mind just fucked for a second there.

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Wow my dude I saw that joke too on the twitter I guess we are twitter brothers now ;)
epic

for you

What is the functional purpose of a Persona wielder to have tit zippers on their suit?

>he plays in gamepad mode
absolutely disgusting buy a GC controller

>The Persona and Megaten fanbases are as different as night and day.
Should just say Personaonlies then

I bought joker, it says he's purchased, but he isn't in my game. What gives?

ITS DOWNLOADING FOR ME AHHHHH

>try again
>spins for longer than usual
>"30 minutes remaining"
>"lol jk server communication error"

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Her jaw looks like it'll unhinge my guy

Epicool points

you need to download him
goto the eshop and redownload the dlc

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SERVERS WHY THEY CHARGE US FUCKNG MONEY FOR THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK

She embodies the image of a sexy cat burglar/dominatrix. Not much reason beyond that.

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Is there a point? Everyone knows what you mean when you say persona fan instead of megaten fan.

That's a great pic. Reminds me of Getter Robo

I have one, that’s even worse placement of X and Y

Why WOULDNT you want a nice simple up tap to jump ?

Nothing wrong with extra distinction.

>Kirby finally gets buffed hard on his neutral air so there's a fucking reason too use it for once
Nice!
>projectiles got universally shit on but ness/lucas and peaches fucking broke ass turnip bullshit are all perfectly fine
>sword shitters got even stronger with better grabs
>yoshi eggs got hyper nerfed so his zoning game went back too non existent.
MOTHER FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE. Palutina got nerfed harder then my Yoshi main at least.

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so this is the power of 20$/year huh? not bad,not bad at all

Literally me and my girl.

do Joker's alts change the AOA pose color?

Bros, I'm real sorry but I got the update a while ago.
I haven't been paying attention to here, I had no idea everyone elese was getting a server error.
It's hilarious to me that I have and update that the top 3 streamers of this game on twitch do not have.
Today was pretty good.

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WAIT.
We won't be getting the Joker poster along with Smash characters made by the Persona artist like all other new characters?

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I already said that faggot, and with a picture too

Don't worry, you've still got 13 mains and 30 secondaries left, right?

I think it's the upper limit of the damage a move can do. So if they increase the high damage range, the move can do more damage.

I guess I will watch Samus's ass until I can download the update. Not a bad way to pass the time.

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fuck

>stuck at 99%
Thanks

for the people that have the update, can you play online yet or is it only offline?

Wow Joker fucking sucks

>was able to download the patch
>was able to check eshop
>can't download Joker DLC
STOP, FUCKING STOP

Eat a Dick swordbabby. I Fucking hope your waifu emblem shit gets nuked into the ground.

They nerfed almost every projectile. Really it's just a shield buff for everyone.

>Bought the Joker Pass
>Update was Smooth
>Joker straight up isn't working/appearing in game
Fuck Nintendo