Objective: Have sex

>Objective: Have sex

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git gud

>24yo and still on that quest

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>virgins aren't allowed to see the true ending

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>Objective: Go back to Resetera

Debuffs:
>ugly
>small dick
>fat

have sex

sex is for degenerates why would you want that?

>Abandon quest

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I've had sex and it's okay, but it's annoying how much attention a girl that isnt a slut is after the fact. I wish I was a girl myself sex and being social just sounds like itd be so much fucking easier.

Why the fuck are you wasting time on side quests?

>quest can be circumvented by spending money on a portable dragon pussy

redpilled

>Objetive: Dilate

This.

For real though.

baste

Based.

Not worth it. Having other people in your life is fucking annoying. It's so much more enjoyable to just stay home, eat pizza rolls, and play a good game.

this is why we need easy mode

I find 2 to 3 hour jack off edging sessions to be more rewarding then sex.

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Tinder makes it very easy

BROS, I CAN'T BEAT HIM

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>Objective: Obsess

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