MY MOTHERS MY SISTER

IN THE NAVY

>I SEE PAIN IN YO FUTURE

Mang, yew need a bigger cahr

>SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC!

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tsst tsst tsst tsst

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It means his father fucked his daughter and he was the result, therefore his sister is also his mother.

>I have no idea who my mother is so I'll say she my sister because I have no idea who that is either

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every fucking time

holy shit i remember this song

lads i fucking miss 2000
take me back

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best radio
it just fit the game's atmosphere so well

you know, I never liked dnb or jungle when it was a thing back in the day but now I can't get enough.

it'll be alright man

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>We’ll never live in a pre 9/11 world again.

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>not posting THE best song in the goddamn soundtrack
youtu.be/YNYZeNffg58

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Your about to enter upper Portland for a Taxi mission and you find these fine fellas waiting for you
what do?

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>not using the taxi glitch to do the mission in your bulletproof patriot

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IM GONNA GET YA

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mo money mo problems

never forget the Australian American war

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patrician taste

I ripped msx fm onto my minidisk

The past never went anywhere, it's part of the present now.

>YOU MADE ME DROP BY DOOBI

guess ill just die

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Is this game still playable in 2019? I remember absolutely LOVING this game when it first came out.

if you are planning to run it on PC
download the Liberty City patch
it restores all of the console content, adds in the higher resolution UI from the mobile version and has all kinds of small fixes that makes it more playable on modern setups

underrated GTA

>You ever been down south?

IN THE NAVY

where is he in the HD verse?

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dead

PURE
KINO
I
N
O

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>minidisk
based boomer

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>AND THE WINNER BY KNOCKOUT IS

>I RE-ESCAPED, GRINGO
what did he mean by that???

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice bike

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Dumb
Florida
Moron

Yep, I've been drinking again

Use that cheat that cycles your character through all the different pedestrians until I change to the my mother's my sister ped in OP. Now gang aggro is passively disabled. I consider using this cheat as a legitimate way to unbreak the game.

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Doesn't exist

WHHHAAA I DID NOTHING WRONG WHY'D IT DO THAT?

he was in gta4 but only as a background character during a race mission

No

TIME HAS NO MEANING ANY MORE

pretty sure that was San Andreas

GTA 3 is the hardest one to go back to for me on console. I love the other games its just 3 is just fuckin trash.

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I think GTA3 was really important for gaming. Arguably as much as something like Ocarina of Time and DOOM.
When I first played GTA1, I had that feeling sort of, no other game let me have that kind of freedom in a realistic world. Taking it to 3D is where it really shows its shit though.

So much soul.

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GTA 3 is absolute fun tier for just rampaging around
the weird physics combined with the no mercy Police AI makes for some fun rampages

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I told myself, "Mario, take it easy!"

I think it set some serious expectations for what was possible but was ultimately not that great a game. Vice City was where it was fully realized. It's one of those games that does what nothing else did but everyone after arguably did it better.

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unironically kino as fuck

EMMESSECKSEFFEMMEMMESSECKSEFFMM YEAH YHEA BRRRA LONDONS FINEST OOP OOP

I don't think Vice City fully realized shit personally. I did like it more at the time and it's probably my most played GTA. But looking back, it was a smaller map and had too many incomplete features. At your first safehouse there are locked cars with alarms, people rollerblading by, and a very detailed interior of your hotel room with music playing.
Everything beyond that small stretch of street seemed less detailed and rushed. Not bad for a game completed in less than a year, but it was just more obvious signs that the true potential wasn't reached until San Andreas.

I want the early late 90s-2000s to come back like the 80s did a couple of years ago. That kind of music makes me think of shit like Playstation demo discs and the whole trippy, dark aesthetic a lot of stuff went for. it was a weird time

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Hello caller, you're on chatterbox!

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It’s so beautiful.

god GTA V characters were ugly

I miss what Gta used to be. Now it's all about shark cards and online modes.

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Freddie needs a nanny Laslow!

The shop teacher called me today, and Sam made a home-made banana cannon in shop class, and was lobbing them across the street at a fast-food restaurant. And it's all because of videogames. Lazlow...life does not have a reset button

This game has an infinite amout of S O U L. In terms of atmosphere there's nothing like it.

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Also posting this for good measure...

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This message is brought to you by Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People’s Safety

"Tonight...the TV event that will make history...Liberty City Survivor! This takes reality TV to a whole new level! We'll take 20 recently paroled guys, equip them with grenade launchers and flamethrowers...and let them hunt each other down!! It's the reality show where you...just might be...part of the action!!"

You are not alone, bro.

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>be me
>be playing GTA 3
>be old enough to understand how to play, yet young enough to not understand the concept of missions
>spend my time punching people, watching them scatter onto the train tracks and watching as the train runs them over
>collecting the money after the train leaves and doing it all over again until it was time for bed
>mfw the entire time
>I was 10 years old when GTA 3 was released

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>gta4

It was gta sa. Remember CJ doing missions with catalina?

Get out of the road

GET IN THE BACK AHHHHH

UNGA BUNGA

>tfw you finally learned how to fly the Dodo and saw the Ghost Town for yourself

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Why is everyone in GTA V so fucking ugly?

>learned how to fly the dodo and complete the import missions
>bitches at school asking me to copy my save onto their memory cards

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Coz it's about Californians and they are ugly from the inside.

you don't need to fly the dodo to deliver it

Rockstar really sucks at character creators and they dont want to admit it
they should just go back to preset characters

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nobody managed to complete it back then because we where terrible drivers and everybody did the missions at the end of the story when the entire city wants you dead

I CAN SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE
ITS A MIRACLE

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but even story characters look really bad

atmosphere
III > SA > VC
story
SA > VC > III

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what did Claude see in her?

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The atmosphere in this game is outstanding, there's not a single other gta game that surpasses it

I'd say VC has a better story than SA, but I'm not sure how fair that is since VC just ripped off Scarface

that neither jail nor death can keep Columbians down

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Soul

she's a hot ass latina

based and triadpilled
Clade was an autistic mute cringecel, he was desperate for anything with a pair of tits

My favorite song in this game. Every time I even think of GTA3 its this song playing as well.

The present is a shithole. We want to literally go back into the past and live it again only with our current minds. The year 2000 BTFO the current year in every way.

Claude is a real human bean

FEELS LIKE I JUST CAN'T TAKE NO MORE

GTA 3 came out in 2001 zoomer

>2001
>bad
You are not the center of the world, burger.

Well I said 2000 because the guy replied to the frogposter you idiot.

I SAILED THE SEVEN SEAS!

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That sound that some pedestrians make when you hit them that sounds like "HYUBLRBLR"

Dad fucks daughter, daughter gets prego and has child.

>"Alright, thanks caller. Ants, killer bees, fat people, what's plaguing you? Call now! Chatterbox, hello, you're on the air..."
>"Err yes...I'd like to say something about these damn people on trains and buses in this city who yammer on and on into their cell phones. I'm really glad to hear about what your having for dinner! What we should do, is herd them up, and put them on an island. I am the President of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones."
>"C.R.A.P?!?"
>"Exactly!"
>"Your organization's called C.R.A.P....wh...what kind of moron are you...you wanna round people up for using a phone?!? But you...your calling up on a phone t...to tell the world about it! I...I mean, how many people are there in this C.R.A.P.?"
>"Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!!"
>"How many people?"
>"There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons, and they keep disappearing."
>"What are you speaking to me on? What...what's that in your hand?"
>"I am not the problem! You are! And you're perpetuating the downfall of mankind! Liberty City was great before phones ruined everything."
>"Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and 3 houses when the telephone was invented!"
>"Liar!!"
>"You're the liar!"
>"Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
>"What are...are you three years old?!?"
>"Lazlow's a liar, Lazlow's a liar!! I bet that isn't even your real name"
>"Shut up!!"
>"You shut up!!"
>"Stupid!"
>"Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!"
>"Ohh...we're going to commercials!"

Chatterbox is to this day the greatest station in any GTA game.

>Claude
>Incel
this nigga had all the top girls on his dick trough the entire game without even saying a word

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>he was desperate for anything with a pair of tits
Is that why he kills his ex-girlfriend and then shoots his annoying talking girlfriend at the end of the game?

>work as dishwasher a at restaurant all summer to buy a ps2 and gta3
>save my monies
>gta3 literally comes out on on my bday
>go to mall with my dad, buy ps2 and game
>get in car
>dad asks, "aren't you gettin a little old for games?"

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THATS RIGHT COCKSUCKA GO BACK TO STAUNTON

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Same, specifically the very beginning on the bridge.

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This game, this atmosphere, this songs shaped my existence

every fucking time

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

>
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