Why would he need to eat four dozen eggs every morning?

Why would he need to eat four dozen eggs every morning?

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He wants to be like Gaston when he was a lad

To help him get large

Fucking plague is making a dating sim with monster girls but thinks he's above making porn. Goddamn self important cunt.

>above making porn
>he doesn't know

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>entitled manchild poops himself with impotent rage because an artist won't draw him porn
Just for that I'm not linking you to his secret porno stash

>battle? oh, you mean actual battle
what the FUCK did he mean by this
I have never heard of "battle" being used as an innuendo

>he STILL doesn't know

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When people say 'battle of the sexes' what do you think they're referring to?

Oh you poor sweat summer child.

>Not knowing about fuckfighting

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you tell me

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MAURICE?!?!?!

crazy old maurice....

Underage faggots on this site have no prior knowledge to old school lingo. This is why they are actually dumber.

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>implying suggestive stuff isn't better than just actual porn

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Fuck off kempferzero it isn't

That is not what it means kiddo.

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Literally Pokemon related
youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k

As you see I have seamen on my face!

I hate furries

Mix the FUCK out of them
And what do you get?

Yeah, "conflict"

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Sorry you can't use your imagination a little when you're jerking it

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Still mad he took your girl, Gaston?

He did tons of porn years ago.
He just chose to stop.

I THINK SEXY POKEMON SUCK

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there is about a 100% chance he still does porn but keeps it in his own private spank bank

that's the point lad.

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Rude

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And how!