Did he deserve it?

No. My office mate is gay and I play magic the gathering with him sometimes.

Yes considering he bribed people to get the not guilty verdict.

If you want someone who didn't deserve to die in the series. Penelope Graves fits the bill.

please look at the photograph mr clerance

CAROOOOOLLLL AAAAANNEEEE

You haven't been flirtin' with that bum out there all day, have you?

Do you suck him off afterwards?

The tortured guy in the biker's basement in Contracts did nothing wrong as well

We got clearance, Clarence

Wasn't he also an assassin or a fixer of some kind? It's entirely possible he's done horrible shit.

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The target in the worst mission in the franchise deserves anything and everything coming to him.

I don't think so, I think he was just there to interview the biker guy

Why didn't he just say nigger?

Death of a Showman is the ultimate challenge run though. Only the highest-tier Hitman players can get SA on it.

>worst mission in the franchise
But Hidden Valley and At the Gates don't have targets.

>worst mission in the franchise
that's not Colombia from the first game

aight you cool

Reminder that 47 canonically hates McDonald's

Is it even possible?

Yes. It requires a LOT of coin abuse and human shielding.

how dated/clunky are hitman 2 silent assassin and contracts if someone is coming from hitman tm and blood money?

I killed everyone because I couldn't sneak around

You should be alright with Contracts. 2 is a bit fucky because of how easy it is to blow your cover.

You know damn well why that is. It's not a Hitman level at all, and was never designed to be like one.
Those may be bad levels but at least they don't downright tell you do do things that lower your score, and aren't designed to bottleneck you into the only possible way to proceed that mandates the use of those mechanics.
Okay, you got me there. I was wrong. Showman may be a horrible linear pieace of crap but it's no fog jungle and has no boss fight.

Quite clunky. Disguises straight up don't work in SA if you run instead of walk and walking is extremely slow. Contracts improves this, but levels still leave it unclear whether or not you're trespassing in certain areas. You need to learn how to exploit the slide glitch in order for 2 and Contracts to be playable.

2 is a bit weird BUT it has some of the best missions and music of the franchise. Definitely worth it. Contracts plays better and has a much darker atmosphere, you'll either hate it or love it. However, Contracts has the best final stage of the franchise aswell.

People might not want to admit this but Silent Assassin is a lot like Hitman 2(018). Both games feature specifically crafted methods of eliminating your target with a SA rating, with unique level design aspects tailored to accomplish a set task. The difference is that Silent Assassin never tells you anything about them whereas 2 has you eavesdrop on conversations and find clues, and there's an objective indicator. Plus 2 has a lot more of those opportunities per level due to having much fewer but larger levels.

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I really liked his narration in SPAZ.

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Redemption at Gontranno is the best final mission in the series, IMO. The game ends where it begins and unlike Reqiuem, survival is less luck based. It's still a bit unfair in terms of difficulty though. Most Hitman games have awkward final missions, I've noticed.

I'm hoping Season 3 has a great epilogue to round things off, Hokkaido and Sgail were decent finales to their respective seasons.

colombia is cool as shit as long as you aren't trying suit only

A New Life.
Home.

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you may think the game is bugged but no, you really do walk that slow with the fibre wire out

nvm got confused thought you meant colorado from 2016

This is the most overrated level in the entire franchise and Whittleton Creek improved on it in every way.

A New Life really exposes how broken BM's scoring system is.

Joey what are you doing on Yea Forums

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you can put sleepy stuff on the teen girls panties then a guard comes and sniffs them and passes out

kek nice memory

Did they forbid him to use the bathroom

There's something very... Soothing about gameplay mechanics like that.

And yet human shield KOs are far more efficient.

Alternatively, you can finish the mission SASO in seconds by throwing a coin at the glass ceiling.

He's criminally careless/stupid, so yes.

>coin at the glass ceiling.
huh? what does that do

Unnecessarily kills a non-target.

how does killing a non target get you instant saso

Yeah I really didn't want to kill him.
But I guess that's just what this level was all about. Showing you that 47 doesn't give a fuck who he kills

That's the most bix nood song i've heard

The glass ceiling is a environment danger. Any object (such as a coin) that hit it breaks it, and kills everyone under it as an accident.

Accidents dont count against your rating in BM. Neither does getting caught trespassing if you walk away. So you could immediately run in, shatter the glass, kill the target, take the microfilm and run away without blowing your SA rank

i see, ty

Vinnie doesn't go to the pool. Only his wife does. You still need some way to kill Vinnie stealthily.
>You need to exploit his AI by making him follow you to the pool
>The guy under fear of assassination needs to follow a suspicious man so that he could tell the suspicious man to leave and not immediately signal his army of FBI goons to do that instead
I prefer glitchless thank you very much

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEROU

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hitmanlet

*BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP*
Someone has found a body

Post hitman KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=MWJdy3YP2yA

playing hitman 'incorrectly' is just about the best videogame experience there is

I just wish there were more tools for that kind of play style (i.e miniguns and so on).

I'm just about to start my "oops" playthrough where I cause as many discreet accidents as I can regardless of whether they're targets or not

youtube.com/watch?v=GRC5ab5tLUY

Unless it's some WACKY and FUNNY jewtuber going for the shittiest memes ever
>Lmao clown outfit haha
>Imma take the fish xDDDD
>Whoops haha
It just gets stale

well yeah anything great can be made lame
>"this work of art is a masterpiece of vision and technical prowess"
>"Yeah well, not if some retard smears shit all over it!"
what are you even saying?

Does "All Zeroes" constitute a le funneh meme playstyle?

I do serial killer runs where I kill victims and leave their bodies to be found, all while maintaining my cover.

I've found that mechanics and AI-wise that is one of the best supported playstyles in the newer games.

I killed everyone with guns I acquired from niggas
It looks like a gang thing officer, I'm 100% sure, definitely not a hit

based. Grab a butcher's knife and execute everyone

The reporter in Blood Money did nothing wrong apart from knowing too much. To be honest I'd prefer if the series story returned to 47 and Diana being coldblooded professionals rather than this cringy "morally grey hero with sad childhood out for revenge" bullshit we had in Absolution and now again in season 2.

I hate how the series has never acknowledged these. Secret stealthy assassinations that look anything but stealthy at first.

based

No, but I tried my hardest to kill everyone on the New Orleans mission.

>going in mafia scores style with SPAS12 and killing everyone then disarming Vinnie and slicing his throat with a knife
Ay(e) Tone...

The person hiring 47 thought so

The ONLY kino Hitman series
youtube.com/watch?v=GRC5ab5tLUY
They don't make them how they used to...
I want old YT back...

>you can turn everyone on board into a zombie
still weird to know this is in the game

Total Biscuit?
Nah man, nobody deserves to die from cancer, especially ass cancer

It is when you consider that NPCs will actually call relatives on their phone if they find a body.

Season 2's story is interesting in the sense that Diana and Lucas are both having a vigilante streak with personal motives all while 47 doesn't really give a shit and only agrees to go after Janus out of curiosity about his past. The story of 2 is fine for the most part apart from 47 killing Diana's parents being far too much of a coincidence. As for whether or not we'll go back to cold blooded professionalism, I wouldn't be surprised if Season 3 wound up being the end of 47's character arc. I mean, after killing the Hitman Universe equivalent of the Rothschilds, where do you go from there?