"good night bro talk to you tomorrow"

>"good night bro talk to you tomorrow"
>Last online: 2 years ago

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>brb door
>Last Online: 8 years ago

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>having "friends"
>at all

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The cutest Prisma

>used to make a lot of money
>lots of people wanted to hang out because I would buy liquor and food
>lose job
>suddenly nobody messages me
>no friends since 2015

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At what year did you give up on everything Yea Forums?

>2010

>brb taking a big shit
>last online 10 years ago

>Playing Everquest 2 back in the day
>Join a guild
>Ran by some dude in his late 30's and his brother
>His daughter who is like 14-15 is also in the guild
>Chill group, fun to play with
>Leader was some sort of cop
>Got hit by a drunk driver after stopping to help a broke down motorist
>Guild is sad, brother and guys daughter stop playing for awhile but eventually come back
>She's living with her uncle because her mom is apparently either dead or out of her life
>A few years go by
>Uncle who is now leading the guild has some sort of sudden brain issue, I don't really recall what it was
>Dropped dead at work
>The girl now is like 18-19
>Doesn't have any family left, keeps playing saying that the guild is her family
>Apparently has a decent amount of money due to getting benefits from her father's death and all her uncle's money
>Play for about another year
>She doesn't come on as much
>Says she's sick
>Cancer
>Look at guild roster one day
>Dad last online: 5 years
>Uncle last online: 3 years
>Daughter last online: 1 year

And now I haven't signed in for about 6 years. I don't even know if Everquest 2 is still active but I kind of want to log back in if it is just to see if the guild still exists with those names.

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did anyone ever find out if he came back? I hope he did

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>''nice tight ass you had bitch, thanks for letting me store my sperm in it. maybe i'll contact you later if i need someone to dump my load into again''
>never contacts me again

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What an original thread haha lol never saw this one before so epic xD

Tell me more

Tell me less

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Tell me a little bit more, but not too much.

Tell me the same thing again.

>living on the streets
>in Florida
>"I miss my waifu"

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Tell me everything

>mfw I've done this on several occasions
maybe if you fags weren't such a bunch of needy little shits you wouldn't have this happen to you so often

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I'd like to believe he did, but Arab Spring was fucking brutal and a lot of bystanders got the worst of it. If he lived irl as he did in-game he probably got killed trying to defuse an escalating situation.

You don't even have to do that much, just remove/block.

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the pain

>idk not in the mood to game tonight. I don't know if im ok. I hope you understand.

Last online:9 days ago.

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Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

bruh

Tell me nothing

This was in fact me.
Sorry Wesley & co, I really could not keep up the attempts at trying to keep in each other's lives.
It was a fun childhood, but FFXI and MHTri were long since dead, and so was our friendship, being in different continents and completely different schedules just doesn't adhere with adult life and there was little to be done about it, at the end of the day it was just a sad reminder that we would simply never get to hang out like we used to since we had no means, no time and no common ground.
It was time to move on.

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manually breathe

>friend only plays Dota now

fuck you

>tfw what's me but the other way around.
Don't know why I ghost my friends and family at times.
I just don't know

wait is that a doujin?

Don’t click

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online friendship doesn't exist

>tfw i might have to do this with a friend i love to play vidya with but lives on the other side of the globe

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still the best greentext story from this site

Sorry I couldn't do anything but i understand what you were going through. Rips me apart but i try to remember the good times.

Maybe I'm just a sperg but I don't understand the idea of internet friendship. I'll talk and banter with people but I would never consider them friends. I've been a part of a tight-knit internet community for like 6 years but I'm still not sure if I'd class them as friends because they're just retards I speak to over the internet

He unfriended you and never looked back.

>Online friends you always talk to
>have a great friendship
>one day friend randomly blocks you out of the blue
>i posted no creepy shit nor acted creepy toward friend
>checks their account a few months later
>now they are into insane beliefs from tumblr and twitter
moral is never use twitter besides from japanese fanart

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ended up doing this to two of my really close bros. The types of games and where we play are just too different (they play shit like the division, anthem, or stuff that's totally dead on console while I switched almost exclusively to pc a year ago) and when I do have anytime to play anymore I just play fun singleplayer stuff. We don't have anything to talk about outside of video games and the last convo I had with them I said I'd be on the next day and then I just sold my xbox and never got back on and haven't said shit to either of them.

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>tfw no dead eyes gf

I've had an online friend commit suicide.
Very sad. We played things or watched things almost everyday. Never even knew his name.

Why do you always have to make me sad, Yea Forums?

You've probably had more interaction with them than with people you've known for 10+ years, you do realize that? If you talk to them almost every day you will get to know them very well in shorter period of time than with people you know IRL

>never even knew his name
Literally how? The first thing I ask someone when speaking to them on VC is their name.

People on the internet are generally more talkative than irl but there really is no way to tell if they're genuine.

Just called him his username.
Talked for 1.5 years.

Where do I get a steam gf?

>So lonely I'd probably date a tranny.
ahhhhhh

first you need to bring the water to boiling temperature

Have a fun ride down the slippery slope!

>t. zoomer
Try not even being able to see the final messages from your friends b/c it was all on Yahoo messenger which is now gone forever.

>Met a friend through PSO back on the Gamecube days.
>Well after those official servers shut down we still talked to each other, played a few other games together, including schthack PSO.
>After about a decade of knowing him, he cuts all contact with me
>5+ years later and he's still gone
youtube.com/watch?v=Ii9LbUTmWPo

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Kek’d

2016. It was for the best. I'm just not a good friend.

>a decade
Now that sucks.

I talk with them more, sure. But I still feel that the internet is a barrier because when I'm on the internet I'm not the "real" me.

Do I summon the succubos into the steam or into the water?

I haven't fully given up yet.

People IRL talk less and are no still more genuine. Admit it, there are no shortcuts to relationships online or IRL. People become your friend when you both want that kind of relationship and value one another, no matter the circumstances of your meeting.

>have an online friend i used to RP with as an autistic teen
>slowly grow apart
>find out later through mutual friends that he died in a car accident
feels weird man

Actually, yeah, that sounds about right.

That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that it's much easier to tell if someone is being genuine with you irl. Online relationships can never replace actual relationships for that reason.

...

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>That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that it's much easier to tell if someone is being genuine with you irl.
lol, I disagree. But I understand how someone can't feel they can a significant connect with another person they don't see or can be near frequently.

It's pretty easy to tell if someone's bullshitting you irl, user. Atleast for me it is.

If you try boiling a succubis she'll be pretty fucking steamed.

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I might have to disappear due to embarrassment.
I like to get extremely drunk and talk dumb shit with online frems. But morning after I get embarrassed of how drunk I was and I'm too shy to speak with them. But then I get drunk again and it repeats.
I'm tired of feeling ashamed

Electionfag detected

You could've saved her, bro.

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Tell me something, please

I normally abandon a community I've joined whenever I get bored. I'll stay around for years but as soon as I start to dislike it I'll purge my accounts and start again somewhere else with a new username. The only account I have that is consistent is my steam account.

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yo bitch how do i contact you for some sexy time too?

I dunno, but I thought I did during my second year of highschool until I got to my last year of highschool. That was at least 10 years ago.

>playing games with a friend that I have had for years
>one day he doesn't come online at all despite Im pretty sure he was a bit of a neet
>he goes completely silent for 3 months
>I ask my other friends if they have seen him, no one has
>he is completely absent on social media
>its been a year now
Still fucking miss him, its hard to find a dude who will play comfy factorio with you

>Friend of 10+ years gets a job trucking and can't game as much anymore.
>Stopped logging in for a year.
>Check obituaries for his real name.
>Died a year ago.
RIP Michael.

marisa of "im totally not aimbotting" tf2 fame, sucker of harbleu dick. absolutely fucking hated this guy hope he ate a gun.

>tfw I'm that guy
>came back one day and everyone thought I'd died

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Where deku and the boys hang out now? I miss my TF2 frens

>play DOA4 on Xbox 360 in like 2005 or some shit (I must have been like 12 or something)
>meet cool group of dudes, all around my skill level
>we play every day for months, having fun, being genuine friends
>we all buy play games that were really good (and bad). shit like PSU, Chromehounds, Shadowrun, RO
>People join and leave everyone once in a while but we welcome anyone who's willing to really be friends (no more than 10 people)
>years go by, original group still together minus 1
>i start college but drop out
>one of the originals always had a dream of being roommates with anyone from the group and wants to get out of Mississippi
>since i'm finding a new apartment on my own, i say sure lets do it
>been living with him since. it's been 8 years now
>he gets girlfriend, she lives with us
>tells me that eventually, he wants to get a house for her and their family
>with me out of the picture
>not sure what im going to do when the time comes because we don't play anything together anymore
I might just kill myself. Neither of us are/were gay so it's not like we fucked or explored or anything, but he has been the only person that I could connect with that didn't turn out to be a true asshole after a year

>be me 2002
>playing Furcadia (didn't know what a furry was back then, just wanted a free online game)
>meet cool dragon bro
>meet every day after school, just exploring other peoples' mini-realms
>learn dragonbro is a girl
>get her aim
>she's cute and humble
>really into horses, grew up in a ranch
>take initiative and get her phone number
>we start talking over the phone, cute voice
>we open up to each other
>really enjoy phone convos, even if long distance charges are a bitch
>thank god for phone cards
>even did phone sex a couple of times (horny 16yos)
>we become really good friends
>she tells me her life, I tell her mine
>her dad died, her mom remarried, and stepdad is a creepy jerk
>sometimes hear him storm into the background, telling her to get off the phone and wash the dishes
>she chuckles and says it's code for her to suck his dick
>told her it's not funny
>didn't catch it then, but I remember her getting really embarrassed by it and telling me it was just a joke
>let it pass
>we're 17 now
>problems ahead
>her stepdad is planning to kick her out when she turns 18
>tell her she can live with me, we can just be two bros working and hanging out
>she laughs and agrees
>make a plan to meet
>keep getting pushed back because no money
>I save up my allowance and plan to surprise her with plane ticket on her birthday
>as her birthday gets closer, she comes online less and less
>I figure she's looking for a job so she can move out
>she stops coming online a day before her birthday
>call her house, no response
>call every day at different times, maybe she just hasn't been home
>one month later, someone picks up the phone
>it's her mom
>I tell her my name and she's quiet for a few seconds, her voice wavers as she tells me her daughter committed suicide on her birthday
>I give her my condolences and hang up
>I'm 34 now. Single, fat, depressed... and her voice still haunts me whenever I see horses.

I miss you, Nicole. I'm sorry I didn't realize what was happening.

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Time moves on for your friend while you're at a standstill. I know this feeling which was one of the reasons why I dropped all contacts because they've all moved/would eventually move on with their lives while I've dug a hole, planted myself there, and have no plans on moving on.

I'm not going to tell you not to kill yourself, but I feel you.

Women or relationships in general always kill something for someone. Maybe live and see if you can find something/someone to live for. Then kill yourself if you don't.

Damn son right in the feels

>not murdering her parents
you had one job

I live in California and she was all the way in Florida. I thought of doing that, but I was afraid of ruining my life.

...should've done it. I ended up dropping out of college, ruined every relationship I've ever had, and can't keep a steady job. Realize now that my fear of commitment comes from my loss.

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>become fast friends with a guy I meet in TF2
>he's a fun guy, very funny
>but all he wants to do with me is play fucking Minecraft
>two weeks go by
>I get sick of this and tell him I don't want to play fucking Minecraft every day with him
>in this conversation I discover he's literally 9 years old
>promptly delete him
Fucking hell, I felt like a right creep, but I truly had no idea.

Same
>tfw I said I'll be back tomorrow
>3 weeks later and I haven't played with them since

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Anyone else talking to a e girl currently?
>fell for the e girl
Fuck

ah fuck this got me

I had a similar situation
>The guys and I were fucking around in TF2 casuals and met an all-default no-avatar actual newbie (no, he wasn't hiding his epic skills)
>start demanding stupid shit from the team, with heals in return
>if you're wearing anything but full stock i won't heal you
>person in question does it and is having a fun time, active in text chat
>i decide to add him because he was a good sport about it all
>friends and i keep trolling him
>discover he is in 5th grade
>my friends and i were calling people niggers and naming the jew in front of a 5th grader
I hope we didn't ruin his life.

aw shit

>Pretend to be a girl and meet this awesome girl in MMO
>We totally hit it off
>I tell her that I think she is funny and cute and that I really really like her
>She tells me she is straight and would date me if I was a dude
>Can't come clean about it because I've been pretending to be a girl for 6 months
>She gets a boyfriend
>Feel enraged
>Steal her boyfriend away in spite
>Start dating him instead
>He's actually really nice and I kind of start falling for him
>He tells me I'm the sweetest girl he's ever met but if I was a guy it would be even better

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>friend hasn't logged in for almost a year
>randomly add someone from his friends list
>ask if he knows what happened
>"Yeah he died"

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How do you "date" someone without knowing what they look like?

>be best friends with guildie in WoW back in 2006
>always level up and quest together
>constant back and forth chat
>they ask to add me on MSN for when we're not playing WoW
>they're literally a 13 year old girl
>I've been talking about all manner of lewd/dirty/racist jokes on the assumption they were a 17ish year old boy like I was
>immediately remove friend, block her in WoW and leave the guild out of sheer awkwardness

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Not currently but last time I did, I found out a couple years later that she was also hooked up with one of my close friends at the same time. Thankfully we both laughed it off since she went with a 3rd guy, but still.
The girl before her thought that it was okay to keep a whole group of our friends waiting for her while she logged into a completely different game to get some screenshots for an e-celeb or something. I don't think I've dropped anyone faster. I cannot stand making my friends wait for something that you have completely control over.

Based user doing the morally correct thing

>not being her best friend till she was 18 then fucking her.

You better not be tugging at my feels for a cheap (You). That sounds fucking depressing, like Oscar bait depressing.

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why do bad things happen to good people

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Goddamn, get a load of this slut.

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Man I wanna have friends but at this point I'm so easily drained by the despair of how pointless my efforts will turn out to be that I don't even wanna bother trying.

TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
Like does he have a car?

user you can pick up anyone in an online game. just go in chat a type I need a GF and they'll come swarming in. albeit they're all dudes

man fuck this thread...

How is someone supposed to keep on going after this?

Don't give up, user.

fuck i laughed

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More like they are all the dud am I right lol

user that's grooming

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Florida man here. Be glad you didnt try, the everglades beneath our feet makes us immortal and the cocaine/ meth makes us insane

Don't worry I'm pretty happy otherwise, but it's just this one thing that really gets to me.

Who that?

It's shit like this that reminds me how good I have it
And yet I'm still wasting it on this website

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More, you must tell.

These threads always ruin my day and make me want to die, but I can't leave.

a conartist

Glad to know that.

If Jake, Sean, John or Randy are here, I miss you fuckers. Come down to Tennessee.

>Best friends with a guy across the Atlantic
>Terrified that once we both get degrees we'll drift apart

I think there was a post saying he did.

faggot tranny

iirc it was confirmed a larp and not true

fuck me

I can give you headpats

>1984

Hey slut, tell me about what videogames you like

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discord?

What the fuck, even if it's fake.

Stop drinking

>"fancy going on a game?"
>"ill be going to play destiny on playstation soon"
>"k then"
>(Last Online 3 days ago)
>mfw I bought a $2000 PC just to play games with this friend

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2012

I'm not a slut.

>''Hey bro, Happy New Year and all the best in 2019!''
>he didn't reply
Why?

Because holidays are just another day when you wake up in hell

>comes online again
>"Boy, that was a monster!"

I'm a slut but i don't play videogames

>coming home from gaming group gamenight with bro, we were playing 4e
>guy comes up from behind with a knife, tells us to drop our shit
>stupidly tell him to get fucked, guy brandishes knife at me, goes for a stab
>bro gets in the way and takes the hit, mugger runs off
>got him in the neck, hes bleeding bad, apologizing and panicking
>he tells me its alright, makes a weak laugh
>his last words to me "Im your tank, it was my job"
1982-2014 rest in peace dustin

This is the only correct thing to do

I sincerely hope you're bullshitting because that is just too sad.

Hope you weren't a healer.

>healer wasn’t there to help
Sounds about right

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this

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>meet japanese guy on mmo forum like 10 years ago
>play the same mmo just different servers in different countries
>stay up late to talk to him because he got home from his job around that time
>super excitable about American culture
>would inquire if American stereotypes were true
>would show me pictures of japan and his friends
>talks about how he wanted to travel the world and experience different cultures
>would mix up English sayings like 'Time to hit the bed!' instead of hit the hay
>thought it was too cute to correct him
>we both haven't been on skype in years
Wherever you are Hyuk, I hope you're living your dreams

2007 last year of highschool i could fully comprehend the world and realized its all trash

way to go wasting your last words being a cringe lord

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>stabbed in the neck
>can speak coherently

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this board is gayer than /lgbt/

>Play vidya with guy and have fun
>watch each other stream
>start to feel something
>meet up
>suck penis
>later
>i miss you
>he blocks me

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Maybe you should stop being a slut.

Cool story bro.

>guy tells me i'm cute and special and "the best"
>finds out he says that to everyone in order to get nudes
>thought he was the one to break me out of my personal hell

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>2hufag is a fucking nigger
Pottery

I've been feeling sad about the stories in this thread but this one just made me laugh.

Shit like this is why I started browsing and getting /fit/. Never lost anyone, but came close.
>me and friend trying to teach other friend, E, how to drive.
>e is a fucking idiot and gets overwhelmed easily but were patient
>take a break to get something to drink, e wants to keep practicing cuz hes stressed out
>winds up hitting gas too hard and drives out of the lot we're at and starts going downhill
>loses control of vehicle and flips it into stream
>get down there and cars ipside down, e's head is under water and hes struggling to get out
>grab the side and start pushing while other friend goes to help
>manage to somehow tilt the car up high enough to get e out of the water while otherfriend cut him out of the seatbelt
>hurt like hell for a week, to this day still get incredible hulk jokes my way because my name is bruce
Shouldnt have left the keys with E. He still doesnt drive, thats for the best

A relationship in which you rely on the other the save you from yourself is not a healthy relationship anyways

You'll eventually find someone, user.

thanks

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Give up on love, most people are just full of shit.

>Very Sad!

okay drumpf

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Actually I was just lying.

>Ask person on friends list to buy me a 60 dollar game
>They never came back online after doing it

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Just don't be too naive. There are good people out there but sadly there are many others who act like dickheads too.

bruh

It was my first dick
you're welcome user. I really miss him

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I still believe, what's the point of living if you gave up ?

Stop caring about people who don't give a shit about you.

Probably 2014. I haven't taken any active measure to move my life forward since that year, and at this point I'm pretty sure I'm incapable of doing so.

>hey man, you still alive?
I guess.

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two can play that game user

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I'll try my best. I just love boys so much

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That place was only good for its porn. Now you mysteriously never here from jt anymore. Hmmmm

If I can do it, so can you.

Why are you so thirsty?

The best part of something having an actual name for it is you can google it to find out how to do it better

Just don't announce it to the world unless it's on /LGBQ/ or whatever that board is. No one wants to hear gay stories.

You can always have me user

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Shhhhhhhhhhh
do you hear that?
it's your tinnitus

That's what you get for being gay

EFBHdsbhfhsbf jdshbf sjhb AAAAAANSfkjNFD

Some posts should be fucking illegal. Incidentally, is there any way to eliminate tinnitus completely bar killing yourself?

>Mississippi
Jelly you/him got out of this shithole

kek fuck off carlos

because I want a cock in me and a sweet bf to love long time.

that's inspiring!

would you be nice and treat me well?

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>2016
>playing mmorpg
>friend is talking about presidential candidates
>mention I'm not into Hillary
>spends the next 30 minutes screeching in my DMs calling me a retarded Trump supporting race-traitor
>never even mentioned Trump
>'why don't you like hillary she didn't do anything wrong!?'
>'Bengazi'
>'well besides that'
>don't bother talking to him again
>fast forward 3 years
>'hey man u still alive?'
>'yeah'
and that was the last time I spoke to him. Crazy how you can play a game with someone and call them a friend for a decade and all that can be erased by... whatever the fuck that was

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, you fuckin THOT

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pretty sure the greentext was from before arab spring

>Friend tells me in detail about a break up he went just went through and is acting insane over it
>Disappears for over a year

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i'm not shitposting ironically and i'm not a thot. I tend to answer truthfully when i'm not feeling good and regret it an hour later

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>implying you're not a friendslut that loves it when friendly Anons approach you and ask you to tell them about your favorite games and what about them you enjoy the most, right in front of everybody else, in full view of a busy thread.

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Thats pretty shitty. My younger brothers gf is unintentionally turning him liberal/left of center and I literally can't bring up anything political without him sperging out. It sucks that you have to verbally walk on egg shells with certain people. We used to have pretty good discussions/debates while playing shit so it kinda sucks.

>tfw tinnitus trippled in volume after an incident
It's been a few months and i'm still not used to this shit

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>joke about voting for Caron because surgeon joke I forgot
>friend goes on 20 minute tangent about how callous I'm being
>starts citing Huffington Post and VICE on stupid shit
>laudes Bernie for being the only person not stuck with a 50's racist mindset
>goes on and on about him being honest
>just go back working on my lab report
>ask how his wow raid was last night and it's like it switched him back to my long time childhood best friend that I know and love
And we never touched politics again.

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Well, fuck. You got me.

Please don't fall for the same shit again.

My roommates gf is a left leaning jew and we used to say racist shit all the time.
It's been months since I've heard him say anything remotely racist and I want her obliterated by force out of human control.

Some discord group is basically doing the same to a friend of mine. Now he's an ironic weeb who can't express himself without being ironic so he doesn't step on any toes.

based hatoba poster

>is there any way to eliminate tinnitus completely

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I won't! I'm a whole 1.5 years old now!

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Of course I did, it's pointless to pretend you don't love it.
It's alright user, you can start nice and slow. Tell me about the last videogame you had lots of fun with. I love to listen. Who knows, maybe it's a game I played too.

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I know the feel. Even some of his longtime friends have stopped inviting him to do shit and they're both convinced the friends are the problem. They even do the baby babble "I wuv you" shit with each other. I've been with my fiance 4 years and we never pulled shit like that, even in the beginning. Its infuriating.

>playing vidya with a friend for over a year now
>he broke up with his gf during that period and he ranted about it with me
>didn't mind since playing with him was still fun
>lately he's started to say things like that i'm cute or that he would take me over any girl
>says he's a joke but it's an every day thing now
I don't know if it's just a joke or he's actually hitting on me. And I'm not even gay but I don't want to break the friendship either.

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What happened? I'm trying to restructure my life around not getting that, because I've already got visual snow, photophobia, and night vision problems. I don't want to add more to my life.

You exist for sexual pleasures and contribute nothing. You are a thot, with shit taste in anime too. You're not even good enough for a Yike.

Your image is very fitting. The only game I've been able to enjoy lately is Smash Ultimate. Very excited for Joker.

That's... not very reassuring.

He turning his lust and heartbreak onto you, this won't be healthy for both of you. your friendship with him now in phase of drying.

jej
same thing happened to me
Kept ironically saying I was his bf and saying I was cute. Didn't want to get involved so I just removed him

If it's a daily thing, I think it stopped being a joke.
If you play over voice, definitely keep that conversation in text form because that's embarrassing for both of you guys.

>with shit taste in anime too
Satania is the best.

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>relying on friends
biggest mistake you can ever make in your life, the only person you can truly rely on is yourself

Was in an industry locale and someone put on heavy machinery when they weren't supposed to. My main recommendation is to carry some earplugs around, but naturally that was the one thing i had forgotten that day.

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Its like seeing a friend come back after 4 years of college with a mustache, recently adopted up-speak habit and a coexist shirt.

>the only person you can truly rely on is yourself
what if you're an unreliable person?

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Fucking Godspeed, man. It feels like everything starts to fall apart on our 20's. I wish I could do something to help with research in tinnitus or just nerve problems in general.

While I agree with you, I didn't mean to rely on him. It just happened over the 15 years of knowing him. I hope the shock of going our separate ways isn't too hard.

Of course I’d treat you nice and well
Do you have anywhere you’d like to talk on?

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Oh, a Smash player, huh? That's nice user, I never played it much, but if I had a Switch I'd love to, it looks really fun.
I want you to tell me what characters you enjoy playing, user. Maybe you only play one, maybe you play many, but I want to know all the same.

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But I'm only reliable to others.

fuck off meowie

Sucks because he's a really cool guy which I share a lot of interests. Maybe I should just tell him head on that I'm not interested in that aspect.

best friend is trans now. my bro isnt my bro anymore
all she talks about is what isles she shops in. I havent played vidya with em in months

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>she

Im not a pussy ass bitch like those incel neets at Yea Forums, ill give up when i die, which im not planning on.
Imagine thinking your life is over coz of some fags bullying you or whatever backstory you whiny bitches have.

That's only what I would do because I can't be bothered to live under some awkward pressure. I would infinitely rather lose a friend than deal with being hit on every day.

If you think waiting it out is better, then do what you think is best. Only you know the full story.

>perpetuating mental illnesses

Boy, there are so many more skeletons in her closet you could've dug out to put on display. The bitch is like a metal gear villain.

What a faggot

I just want the tranny fad to die out already.

Wii Fit is my main, she's lots of fun. Been playing more with Ness lately though. I also really enjoy Jigglypuff and Incineroar. Hope Joker is fun to play too since I enjoyed Persona 5 and like his design. I'm overall pretty bad at the game though.

>be military fag
>like vidya and anime, always wanted to go to a con, but too shy
>one day 5 years ago, I decided to go, posted on here if anyone else is there
>get a response, go to meet them
>he's a cute cosplayer, we hang out over the weekend, had lots of fun
>would meet up at different cons later on
>wanted to go to a con this year, strangely could not get any response
>managed to contact a person who knew him
>his parents found out about his cosplay/crossdressing and he's bisexual
>his father killed him
I feel so lost right now, I wish I could hold him again

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Nice one normgroid reddltor pussy

I have a Steam account but it's a bit of a secret right now. I'm sure we'll meet again somewhere on this board and then we can proposition each other to exchange Steam accounts

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I'm not a slut, people just egg me on and always treat me the same way...

>his father killed him

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god I want to kiss and lick your tummy

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>IRL childhood gaming friend
>smash bros every weekend + play together online
>10+ years of friendship
>supported each other and talked about our issues
>he was by best, and eventually only, friend
>finds gf and cuts all contact
I guess i was the only one feeling that way

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Fuck off, discord ERPfag. You all type the same. Bunch of unoriginal faggots.
Thought it was a duck in the thumbnail.

it's only going to increase.

>fuck it I'm gonna try to kill myself again
>Last online 1 week ago
Nigga finally made it. Probably. I wish I could do that too.

>"I think like you user."
>"Haha j-just kidding!"
>Last Online: 67 days ago

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Holy fuck.
I know we've all heard stories of disowning or kicking out or whatever, but KILLING him?

I mean I can't say with a straight face that I can see where he's coming from because as much as I think gays are ruining the country, killing just seems awfully extreme.

Well if this is the last time we get to talk, it’s been nice talking to you. I would have loved to care and give you all the attention. Thanks for responding tho.

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It's just people, everyone drifts away eventually. It's difficult enough maintaining online connections with the vacarities of the web and its many demands, nevermind contenting with one's one basic human nature. You can't stay in contact with everyone. Nevermind people you don't really know.

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I'll tell you something

>Play Furcadia before knowing the stigma about furry shit
>Met some chick who played a huge fucking dragon
>She was German, but spoke fluent English so we coult talk
>Walked me through some cool shit here and there
>We're good friends, enough so that she gets me into her inner circle of friends
>Playing with them makes me look forward to playing in general
>One day, she's offline the entire time
>One of the inner circle friends comes up to me and says I was a dick
>"What did I do?", genuinely not knowing what the hell they were talking about
>"You hurt her feelings you bastard. Don't talk to us again."
>Put on ignore by all of them, giant dragon chick never logs in again
>Never had a chance to learn what happened, nor undo the damage I supposedly caused

Never did learn what the fuck happened.

Wii Fit, that's interesting, so you picked her up as a main because you like the way she plays, right? What about those characters makes you enjoy playing as them?
I think I'd be the kind to play characters more because I like the idea of playing as them, and adjust to their playstyle after the fact. Mega Man and King DeDeDe would probably be my two main picks, maybe Ganondorf and Bowser too, or even K. Rool.
I really hope Joker turns out to be fun for you user, he has a great design. Persona 5 is a very stylish game, pity I haven't played any Personas since 3.

Hey user. Want to be a good little friendslut and tell me about what videogames you've been having fun with too? I can listen to both of you at the same time.

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Maybe if you could be upfront about needing space or whatever instead of making people think you fucking died they would have gotten over it by now.

>best friend from childhood
>used to always play games and hangout together
>right after college, gets a girlfriend, marries
>has a kid now
>never gets online anymore
>never has time to come over and hang out either.

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>furfags
>mentally stable

Okay. I started doing my NG+ playthrough of Sekiro last night so I could fight the boss I didn't get to fight in the ending I chose. I'm not sure if it's worth replaying the whole game for one boss, but I really enjoyed the game and I wish there was more of it.

Not them, but the game should go much quicker if you learned what the game was trying to teach you. Easily faster than half the time of your first playthrough..

I don't reply to holiday anything. It's forced, I don't care for holidays, holidays don't deserve their own salutation, unless you say hello to me every day then don't say it to me on that day, and if you do then just say it normally. You put unnecessary pressure on me to reply in kind to what you said, when in my little bubble there is nothing to be said because you're talking about something which deserves no acknowledgment.

Also I might look at a message and try to think of something unique to say for the situation, a real tailor-made reply, and since I can't I just forget because I'm not out here giving niggas canned responses.

What a great way to summarize how I feel about the topic. Thanks user.

Look at you, so nice and obedient. Good. I just got done with NG+ Sekiro too, and I don't think you'll have much trouble with replaying it, the levels are really easy to get through since you know where the idols are and where to go, you can basically skip past everything. The brunt of the playthrough will be basically you fighting the bosses again, and those are fun, right?
The only part that really forces you to stop and do it properly is the interior of Ashina Castle, almost everything else you can run straight through. Have you been enjoying the bosses, then? Any of them gave you a lot of trouble?

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>Internet communities abandoned Skype, Teamspeak and IRC and entitely use Discord
>Discord is filled with mentally ill retards who shit up communities and make everything about drama and themselves
God fuck the internet

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The last Smash game I played before Ultimate was Brawl, so there were a shitton of characters that were new to me in Ultimate. It might sound weird but Wii Fit was one of the ones I was most excited to play. I just find her entire moveset really fun and original. I was really bad with her in the beginning but now she's my best character.
Ness is fun mainly because of PK Thunder. I also really like his aerials. Messing with people who don't know how to deal with PK Fire is always a joy too. Want to play Earthbound sometime soon, maybe next week.
Incineroar and Puff are both just fun to play in their own unique way. They're not great characters but that just makes it more satisying when you manage to win.

Y-you're so kind~

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The internet used to seem vast and infinite.
But now it's steadily shrinking, everyone compressing into a handful of sites.
Fuck, I barely even leave this place.

I can give you any of my social media if you want

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Don't fall for it.

>make a bunch of friends that have the same interests
>have lots of fun with them
>start coming online less and less
>everytime you come online its like "hey we missed you so glad youre back"
>after a while other people arent there anymore when you come online

>repeat

happened once and I feel like its gonna happen with my current friend group on discord too

I wonder how depressing a current version of this chart would look.

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To be fair, who in their right fucking mind would ever use fucking Skype, I'll take retards any day of the week over that shitty program.

I don't understand you retards.

Do you really think this shit didn't happen on irc?

It's going considerably faster, but I want more new areas and bosses...
You're going to make me feel funny, don't say stuff like that. Isshin was the boss that gave me the most trouble, demon of hatred and lady butterfly tied for second place for me at five deaths each. To be fair, lady butterfly was my first boss before even fighting the ogre, so I hadn't really learned the mechanics yet. Of course, I'm no casual either so I turned on the bell as soon as I found it after her and I'm playing without Kuro's charm in NG+!

I want to hold your waist while smooching your neck and chest!

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Anyone else not able to relate to this thread because they never had any friends?

Back in the day, there wasn't really much to choose from. It was Mumble, TS, and Skype. The first 2 had a small paywall/knowledge-wall of running a server, skype was just "call". If you had a friend group on skype, you also probably found other skype groups. It was actually pretty simiarl to discord

I haven't spoken to a single person on my Steam wishlist for around 8 years. I don't even know who the majority of these people are to begin with. I have 33 friends.

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That's sad.

It really fucking sucks. There was a niche imageboard I used to go to and some time around 2016 they introduced a discord server for it, and everyone pretty much migrated there. I hate how there's no longer the wonder of stumbling upon a niche tight-knit forum or imageboard because everyone's using major websites or fucking discord.

>Russian bro
>brb heard something at door
>last online 10 years ago
I wish I was joking.

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Hey user, it doesn't sound weird, if anything, deciding on a main becayse of their moveset is the right way to do things. It's a good feeling, isn't it, to start off bad and not knowing what to do but picking up tricks as time goes on and learning the ropes of the character? Even more so when it's a character people say isn't very good. I actually always try taking to heart what somebody smarter than me said at some point, "tier lists are useless to you because you're not good enough yet for that kind of stuff to matter in your case".
I have to play Earthbound at some point too, I tried starting the game up twice or so now but then dropped it really early on right after the intro. I hope you have fun with it, when you get to be able to do that.

You don't have to hide it user. I know you love being a good friendslut and telling me all about the videogames you're having fun with. And I just love to watch it happen. I think Demon of Hatred gave me a lot more trouble than Isshin, and for the wrong reasons, at that. And yeah, Lady Butterfly was where the game started to click for me, too. Well, less click, and more "oh, so this is what I'm SUPPOSED to be doing".
Using both the bell and Kuro's charm, huh? Good. You're making me proud. You like knowing you're making me proud don't you?

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i know that feel. I have a guy on my steam friendslist who I met in like 2007 on Xbox Live, but I haven't spoken to him in years. I wish I had a community of people to speak to, but I'd have no idea how I'd go about finding one since Yea Forums is filled with ERPers and Discord is filled with mentally ill retards.

dammit user i wasn't ready for this feel

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>tfw they're all gone

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Not like now. Back then there were barriers to entry. You had to know how to use a computer, how to use IRC. You had to get a server set up for Vent or TS.
iPads and cell phones enabled noobs like you to get on the internet and shit everything up.
Huge social media sites merged smaller communities into big watered down, shit communities. At the same time they choke out smaller communities by absorbing all the users.

>still friends with people I played with on a tf2 server and intermixed with irl friends
>now play other vidya with them without problems
>it all works out

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Notice how all the failed sexual anons in this thread are using anime girl reaction images.

I think there's part of me that does care but it's buried underneath the years of accumulated shit so on the whole I don't really. It's like something scratching at numb and dead skin. I should probably pay attention to that but...I don't care.

I'm not usually enough of a faggot to get into this shit, but I can guarantee I've done less damage to this site than you.

I've probably been here longer as well.

Keep playing the victim though, I'm sure this place will improve in no time.

>Last online 136 days ago
>Last online 138 days ago
>Last online 462 days ago
>Last online 1121 days ago

Not a one of them said goodbye or anything.

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I'm not a slut, this is not sexual at all, which is why I'm willing to oblige so easily... I really hope there's DLC or a sequel, Kuro is cute and so are his interactions and dynamic with Wolf. I'd be okay with the "east" being India or China for a sequel, I figure probably China though since the divine dragon was a Chinese dragon.

Yeah, feeling how much better you understand a character the more time you put into them is great.
Thanks for the chat, user. Need to go to sleep now though. Have a nice day/night/whatever it is for you.

how come user?

I bet you had a lot of fun earlier this month huh?

The funny thing is that he gets online and still plays vidya, he just straight up ignores me. I kept trying to reach himto hang out for a year after he cut contact but stopped after that. It's been some years since then and I heard that he's getting married this winter. Since our mothers are friends i guess i'll be getting an invite but i dont know if i should go.

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>I'm not a friendslut!
>as he continues being the biggest friendslut in the thread.

No one deserves to be alone, user.

Don't forget your old pal

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You can post them

If he doesn't care about you, you shouldn't care about him either.

Oh man, how could I have? I mean, I found a ring in there last night and everything...

>how come user?
probably autism

damn dude sucks for you losers
I've been playing with the same bros for like 12 years now

Human beings aren't loyal. I gave up on making friends a long time ago. I get along better with animals than I do humans.

Fuck. I still consider that new.

Internet friendships are usually made by people who don't have any RL friends for whatever reason. The moment someone gets real friend he'll forget about it in a heartbeat. Don't get too attached.

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It was my pleasure user. I hope you have a great sleep. It was fun to learn a little about you.

Who said anything about sexual? You're being my good friendslut, user, and now that the other user left, all my attentions are on you. Kuro really made the story for me, I wasn't big on the whole "go save your master" dynamic, but with the master in question being an adorable boy that still acts like a lord it made things a lot easier for me.
I think the game will get DLC, it's very unlikely for it not to. A sequel taking place in China would be great, with a stronger focus on the whole chinese mythology and heavenly hierarchy. I just hope they make the levels more grandiose.

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does it bother you that you can't relate or nah?

+4 str +4 stam leather belt?

you might want to get close to me at this point

I'm past caring, I just play singleplayer

Not as much as I should have

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I don't really like my IRL friends and I've left every community I've been a part of before even coming close to considering them internet "friends."

AAAAAAh
UUUUUGH

This is pretty much true. If your internet friend stays with you even after making RL friends, you know he really cares about you.

>meet a guy in high school
>we hang out and discover we have the same taste in games
>we play a lot of online games together
>talk about life when we aren't in a game
>have less and less contact as years went by
>last time we spoke to each other was over a year ago
>I'm too afraid to contact him again because of my fear of rejection

I deserve to die alone.

Don't remind me.

I think you're pretty cool. Anyway we can talk sometime?

I feel you bro. In retrospect, they never were my friends anyways. Just people I talked to who saw me as mild entertainment for that time.

You're not going to be alone when I'm there killing you

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>friend barely gives you responses and never shows initiative to hang out with you
>constantly putting in way more effort than them
>know it isnt healthy so make an attempt to distance myself and talk less
>they get sad and thought I was going to leave
what am I supposed to do here? I like them a lot and I believe they do but they take me for granted and rarely put in effort into our conversations

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I enjoy being called a good boy and it's nice to do as I'm told.
The slut part has certain implications is all. I was kind of worried early on that the whole game was going to be snowy Japanese mountains and cliffs, but I was really wowed when I got to the temple area and saw all the beautiful autumnal colors. I hope if there's a sequel, there's another weapon or two, just to keep things fresh. I personally didn't use any of the prosthetics because they felt kinda cheesey to me, so while I did heavily enjoy what was there with the sword combat, it leaves the game feeling samey in NG+.

Why do you think that?

Tell them how you feel. Tell them how onesided your relationship feels. Being honest is usually the solution to problems like these.

alright, thanks for indulging in my curiosity user, take care

there's always next year eh?

I doubt it

I would say that some people are just incompatible. Hopefully other people have a more positive outlook or actually useful advice.

>thanks for playing with me user, i really needed it today we'll finish the farm tomorrow and hopefully get more diamonds, goodnight bro :)
>last online: 4 years ago

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Been alone for close to 7 years now. I think I've always been a total tagalong even when I had friends as a kid, just too anxious and boring for anyone to care whether I show up or not. At least it forced me to get closer with family.

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I'm someone on the other side of that situation.
I always feel like I need a reason to bother my friends because I had enough pointless bothering dealt toward me as a kid and I wanted to never be like that myself. I didn't realize what exactly that meant until I forgot how to approach people.
It's so easy to lose your dehumanize yourself. The easiest thing in the world is doing nothing.

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I was having similar worries, I didn't want to play a game that was full of fishing villages and bandit-infested caves, that's what made me get sick of Nioh so quickly. And to be honest I didn't enjoy many of the environments, but Senpou Temple and the Fountainhead Palace and specific things like the Lady Butterfly and the Isshin boss arena made for great scenery.
I would like you to be given the choice in a sequel to play with something stronger and heavier than a Katana. I know the game is built around deflection, parrying, being speedy and whatnot, but that never ends up being as fun to me as swinging something big and heavy around on people's faces.
Now be a good boy for me and stop lying to yourself, admit you love being a good little friendslut and telling me about the things you enjoy, as much as I enjoy reading every last word of it.

I suppose so, user. Maybe I'll actually participate. I hope you have a good time then, too.

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I'm a selfish asshole who doesn't actually want friends, just people who can help me pass the time and avoid boredom.

literally gay

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Tell me lies

Then start changing yourself for the better instead of just giving up.

>playing gmod prophunt alone
>playing as prop
>another prop speaks in team chat telling people to follow him because he knows a good spot
>follow him and hide
>talking back and forth with each other
>we get found and assblasted abut we play a few more rounds together
>adds me on steam
>hit it off and play tf2 and a few other games together
>add each other on skype as well (before discord was a thing)
>talk a lot, do a few calls
>find out he's my age as well (we were both about 14)
>friends up until this year, even though we talk less
>its been a few months since i've spoken to him, so i drop him a message on discord asking whats up and if he wants to play some shit and catch up
>a few days later he responds saying he's in the hospital because he tried to kill himself
>i dont know what to say, he's never said that he's depressed or anything, he's gone through girlfriends over the years and seemed generally happy
>i call him and he picks up
>he starts crying and his voice is all raspy and weak
>a few hours pass and he tells me that his mother had passed away about a year ago and his dad's become an alcoholic and his sister moved out and he doesn't know what to do with his life
>listen to his problems and try to give him some advice, even though ive been shit at it
>he tells me that he's got to go
>wish him well and hang up
>he sends me a picture himself in his hospital gown
>send him a message every few days, then every few weeks, then once a month
>never get a response
>last online 5 months ago
i hope you're alive sheldon, you deserve a good life man

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I really wish I didn't know exactly what you mean.

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What haff you done to eggchan

how come you didn't participate this year?
I'm not really into that sort of thing, but it is extremely hilarious and a tiny bit exciting

Would you talk to me if i did

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>florida man becomes woman, homeless

>Pedan Jorterson
The biggest intellectual-yet-idiot of them all

I'm enjoying it a little but I'd still prefer if you wouldn't call me that, it's wearing at my dignity and I feel like I'm easy to take advantage of... Please don't press me!

Yes!

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I don't want to change.

BOSNIA

Then why are you posting this self-loathing shit here?

Are you by any chance, Meowie?

i guess everyone but me experienced this, all my friends drifted away organically

2016 when i graduated

Man I forgot about that

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Wanna use me for your pleasure?

No! I always operate anonymously

I'm here but that one is not me.

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2009 my life went to shit and i started browsing Yea Forums
2012 it became a bit better
2014 i gave up
2016-now ITS WORSE

Ok my discord is
shiina#9802
I just want frens

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Because I'm an asshole.

How many of the poasters (yes poasters, you don't deserve posters as a term) in this thread are just straight up gay?

I've been a homosexual on and off since I was like 11yo

>thread taken over by discord trannies

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Why are you here?

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Is that so? That's alright user. I can work with that. You don't want to be called my friendslut, so I'll just call you my friend. That feels better, right? In this thread, you're my friend, and everybody else can see you being my friend. But I can't do anything for you if you still add those four other letters at the end of the word yourself.
So tell me more, friend. Is there anything else about Sekiro you'd like us to talk about? Or would you rather keep being a good boy and tell me about other videogames you enjoyed playing recently?

I only participated in the very beginning, then left and mostly ignored the place for the rest of the day. Didn't put a lot of thought into it, really.

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It's the natural course of things.

AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU WASTE OF SKIN HAHAHAHAHA
HE BECAME A FUCKING TRANNY AND GOT KICKED OUT MY FUCKING ASS HAHAHAHAHA

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>being so autistic you cant tell people you need a break from them

>actually have tinnitus from shooting rustington without earpro
fuck you but atleast i killed that bird

No, user! Don't you know that it's much better to just keep everything bottled up inside instead of just being fucking honest with eachother?

>playing gmod TTT
>have semi lewd renamon spray
>guy with no mic keeps checking it out
>he adds me and says "images like mine" make him horny but that he never knew where to find the good stuff
>said he took screenshots of lewd sprays he liked and archived
>introduce him to e621 and share my favs
>at that moment i remember gmod is filled with kids
>oh shit
>block him and never play on the same server ever since

1993

Pls add me user

Yeah, it'd be for the best if we dropped the last four letters. I'm more than happy to publicly be your friend! I also liked the lore in Sekiro but that'd just be discussing things that have already been talked to death! The most recent game I've played other than Sekiro is Risk of Rain 2. It's pretty fun but a few of the classes don't feel very well balanced for higher difficulties right now in my opinion. I might give Rain World a try later today.

Goddamnit this is fucking gay

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Sorry i meant

So THAT'S how furries reproduce...

touhou is a shit anime and ur an autistic insecure faggot

The OP was potentially interesting, but it's literally just a gaybasin on the whole. This user is basically correct

When were you molested?

bazinga it was prank

>When were you molested?
I just always thought boys were nice and they got nicer

Fuck off tranny
Shut up third worlder attention whore

Honestly I would have been more sympathetic if they didn't mention how much dick they were willing to suck and how they'd be a sex slave. Something about that just irks me the wrong way

from the look of this thread it sounds like you should have put more thought into it indeed

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based

rude

jesus christ.

but only slightly less gay than /pol/

Don't give a shit about 2hu, it's just a random image i saved

maybe don't be a racist sack of shit

why do trannies ruin everything?

I have never encountered a guy gay, nor read into the life of a gay celebrity or famous person, who did not get molested at some point in their development. Not one.

>be gay
>play mmos
>just want a chill, cool BF who I can introduce to my parents so they stop suggesting I get therapy
>almost everyone online/in-game who is gay is like these stupid tranny anime-posting e-thots who I'd rather murder in their sleep
It's not FUCKING fair

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ok

Rain World looks like an interesting game. I should give it a try, too, for a little while I thought the game was somehow connected to Hollow Knight because the characters are so similar to each other. How are you enjoying Risk of Rain 2, user? I haven't tried it yet, but I was skeptical at the idea of a 2D game doing the jump to 3D like that. I don't think that's the kind of stuff that tends to work very well, Castlevania and Metal Slug tried but neither succeeded very much. Hell, now that I think about it, only Nintendo games seem to handle that kind of jump alright, namely Mario and Metroid.
From the looks of it though, gameplay seems to be solid, going from how I haven't seen many threads shitposting about it.
It's so nice to have you being my good little friend, user, and tell me all about the things you've been enjoying. I'm sure you hear it from lots of people, don't you?

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How many here are not gay and just want to play video games?

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hey kill yourself you faggot.

What's the point of dying?

I always try to remember why I have trouble believing in god, and trying to have faith

and then i'm reminded that this kind of stuff happens, and nothing can be done about how our existence is nothing but hell

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I'm not a fag but I fucking hate video games

Why is he holding such a large glass?

HARDER DADDY. FUCK ME LIKE YOU DID WHEN I WAS DUMB AND CRYING BECAUSE YOU RIPPED MY LITTLE BOY BUM OPEN WITH YOUR WINKY WHEN I WAS 6.

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Speaking of Hollow Knight, that was one of my favorite games! Risk of Rain 2 is definitely different from the first game but it's very fun and pretty well polished for an early access game. The only other early access game I can think of that jumps to mind that I thought handled early access well was Slay the Spire, which I also loved. I don't hear that in particular often, but I know what you're alluding to, I saw you talking with that other user about April! Please don't take me for a fool...

It's not my life.

the chill gays don't announce they're gay so good luck finding one randomly

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Me. Im a faggot and ive never been molested

>become friends with someone online who plays on the same server as you
>start talking to them more and more
>they start to only talk about their depression and loneliness
>try to be a bit sympathetic
>whenever you log in they immediately message you and pelt you with negativity and bad vibes, how much they want to kill themselves, etc.
>start appearing offline so you don't have to hear it anymore
>eventually block the person
>person contacts a mutual-friend, mutual-friend asks you to unblock the person on their behalf. Person gets really emotional, starts crying and begging
>while mutual-friend is talking to you, they say something along the lines of "I think I see why you blocked this person"
I know it sounds a bit heartless, but no one wants to be friends with Eeyore.

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To answer your question. It is scientifically possible to be gay if you've never been sexually molested.

Don't lie to me you filthy degenerate.

Prove it.

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im pretty much gay and i was molested when i was 13 by an upperclassman

Im serious. Grew up normally in a christian home. One day I was as a teen watching tv and I notice the actor being hot and then fast forward to now. Never been molested

I'm a gay and I was only molested earlier this year.

Isn't it sad how many friendships and relationships ended because of the voting from 2016?
>you either choose A or B
>whatever you choose you loose

Do you remember what having FUN was like?

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>everyone eventually came back, including the "500 days ago" guy
>even the one who tried to get ROPED.com had others drop cops on his ass and get him hospitalized in time, he's fine now
I guess I'm lucky?

I don't believe you pal

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That is a fucking lie and you know it, i still have contact with a bunch of internet friends even after we stopped playing online games, but i also have a couple of IRL friends, only niggers need one and leave the other forever

Slay the Spire was pretty polished, I thought Dead Cells was too, but it's not like I'm a specialist, maybe the game was actually broken as hell and I'm talking nonsense.
What I really enjoyed about StS was the presentation. I don't like card games very much, I don't like card mechanics in games very much, but something about it managed to hook me good. Maybe the way that the cards are all actually different attacks, or how it's a "one-sided" card game where you have a deck but the enemy has a proper moveset. But as somebody who sucks at these kinds of games, the first time I managed to get to the end with Ironclad by stacking rage on top of rage until I basically one-shot the final boss was great.
What was that, friend? I didn't say anything about april involving you. What, is there anything you want to tell me?

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well I'm one of a kind then

whats with all the faggots ITT?

fuck this thread

I went out and watered a mint plant in a meadow near my house in the rich afternoon sun. That was fun.

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I'll be your chill, cool BF user, where you at?

>be in a AAPG clan for a few years
>known the clan leader since AA2
>game gets out of early access
>my computer cant run it anymore
>work my ass off and get a new computer
>took around 5 months
>look through servers
>clan server isn't there
>whatever.jpg
>join another server
>some dude's talking about my clan
>ask if he knows why the server is down
>tell me the clan leader died, then his wife (that was playing too) had a mental breakdown and shut down the server
>stop talking but keep playing
>like 5 minutes later just let go of the keyboard and mouse and start balling my eyes out
>after a while same guy asks me if i'm okay
>leave and uninstal the game
Havn't touched the game since.

I really liked the synergies you could build between relics and stuff, plus I'm a sucker for roguelites. I should play CDDA again too, it's been a while, maybe I should start trying to play IVAN again too. Those are both actual roguelikes though! I'm just saying I know what happened in April, people kept urging me to do different things then, I have a hard time saying no when someone is forceful enough or nice enough to me...

I'll level with you. I was touched when I was younger but I felt special feelings towards boys before I was touched

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it started with one, and then multiplied. Fags are drawn to other fags like moths to a flame. Rejoice though, because their judgment will be swift and brutal, granted by those with righteous fury in their hearts.

are you not aware what happens on Yea Forums when april 1st arrives, user?

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You felt special feelings towards boys during your teen years *because* you were touched.

>Cya bro i'll be gone for about 2 hours and 15 minutes
>Last online: 2 hours and 16 minutes

the hottest threads

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>You felt special feelings towards boys during your teen years *because* you were touched.
I disagree. Sexuality in your teenage years are confusing for anyone, a lot of guys feel sexual feelings for other guys in their teens and then those feelings pass. They didn't pass for me and I'm and accepting of it.

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>go on /hm/ for the first time
>expect tips and tricks for men's fashion advice for attracting women
>instead it's twinks and gay incest

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The biggest nut in years thats what happened

they didn't pass because you got diddled.

ITT: trannies

just b urself

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Yes, of course I do! I got drawn into it... Unwillingly of course!

is that dylan roof on the far right?

>discord becomes a thing in your path

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It's funny to hear StS being described as a roguelite. I mean, it IS, but it's so different from stuff like Isaac or Nuclear Throne or Gungeon. I wonder what kind of opinion people who play proper roguelikes have on the genre? They've always been niche things, so I doubt it has harmed their communities very much. Or at least I hope it hasn't. And yes, my favorite relics were the ones that gave you extra energy. Simple, boring, but always a great effect to have.
Oh? And you did all those things they urged you to do, didn't you, friend? And it felt good, didn't it? You felt good doing them. It's alright. You can tell me.

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wouldn't I desperately want to be with a woman sexually if I was molested by a guy and didn't enjoy being molested as a kid? Wouldn't my brain chemistry be like "Men = scary abusers, Women = nice pretty non-abusers"?

>"I am coming soon! Happy are those who obey the prophetic words in this book!"
>Last online: 2019 years ago
It hurts so much Christbros

that's not how it works

You first user!

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then explain how it works then, man who has PhD in internet drama and homosexuality expertise

I thought you might actually be pure with the whole ''no slut'' thing, but it seems I was wrong once again
not that I blame you, resist- I mean dignity is important

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Nuclear Throne and Enter the Gungeon are both really fun! I wanna pick up Gungeon when it's on sale, I heard it recently got it's final update and I'm a filthy pirate so I don't have any of my save data for it anymore... It's not the say that I enjoyed myself, but it's just to resist when other guys are being so forceful and I have so many nice things said about me... It's not really a matter of what I want at that point, I simply like to make others happy.

HAHAHAHAH
FAGGOT

You really need to see a therapist user. You were molested

>You were molested
YEARS ago
And my sexuality is mine to bare and I'm perfectly happy with it

based, that'll teach em not to ruin the family name with their gay shit

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>i'll blow your dick a million times over and pretty much be a sex slave
hold old is this? might have to send out an email

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Guys, if you're going to cut ties with your friends, at least give them a proper goodbye.

It's been like 3 months since he left without a word and I still miss him

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haha

I'm not saying you shouldn't be happy with your sexuality. but molestation can effect you your entire life, in ways you don't even notice

Am I gay if I had an erection whilst reading this?

>be me
>go on Yea Forums
>see comfy thread nice.png
>thread gets immediately raided by discort fags
>fucking why

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Gungeon really is great, I've been having so much more fun with it with the recent updates, the game closer to release was kind of lackluster, even though the base gameplay mechanics were always solid. My favorite character to play in it was the Hunter, and I still play it almost exclusively, the idea of starting with a crossbow is too appealing for me to pick anything else.
Is that so, user? Well, in that case I think you'll be happy to hear that you've made me very happy by talking to me about the stuff you enjoy! The thread will die soon I think, but it's been great to learn more about you, user. You made me happy last night too, I'll be very happy when I hear about the next Battle Network announcement, I'm sure it will come.
Oh. And you made me happy back in the beginning of April too. But for different reasons. Your legs really looked great. Good boy.

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>if you're going to cut ties with your friends, at least give them a proper goodbye.
I've done this. And they get quite mad at me, whodathunkit

its less your life being over and more re contextualizing where your life has always been
there's a reason it only happens to people that take their time to think about it

>tfw they tell you they love you after 4 years
>and then they start talking to you less and less
>never ask you to do stuff
>always have to hold the conversations together
>always have to ask them to do stuff
>cut them off

feels kinda bad, but oh well, I'm not gonna hold the friendship together on my own

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The most that I did was wait until my lad fell asleep and sent him a goodbye message. I still can't force myself to play that fucking MMO.

true righteousness would not hurt the innocent

>>be me

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I have not played video games with another human being in over 10 years. One day I just got really depressed and decided to just disappear off the face of the earth.

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i've been in therapy before thanks. It's not I'm in denial about my life.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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2020

Why are we all so fucking depressed?

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>Im not a pussy ass bitch like those incel neets at Yea Forums
>posts on Yea Forums
OHNONONONO

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>touhou
>anime

because we lack boyfriends that love us and think we're cute

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I'm not going fucking anywhere in life but I at least enjoy your company.

can confirm this is not the reason, it is something much more fundamental

That obvious that it's me, huh...? I guess I did talk about the same games... I first played Gungeon in the advanced Gungeons and Draguns update and I liked it a lot. Those types of games are really appealing to me. Don't think I'm this way all the time or anything, other people just really like to egg me on is all... And thanks for the compliments about my legs, that's why I've been working out so diligently!
I want to save myself for one man I love, I just get really stupid and turned on when I don't take care of myself, plus I'm a really good listener so...

Because you play videogames and go on Yea Forums all day.

I really do wonder why/ how this happened, do people just drop the urge to play

>punishment for loving someone
>righteous punishment
pick one

self respect?

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God I hate faggots

loving someone of the same sex is an unforgivable discretion on all that is good.

irrational judgement based on hatred rather than a real evil
i declare you not righteous

I told you user, I love to listen, and I'm paying attention to the things you say. Five deaths at Lady Butterfly was all the identification I needed. You're way better at videogames than me

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>have a friend that does this to me
>call him a faggot every time
>he also calls people niggers, autists, jews etc
>all our friends are convinced he's secretly gay
>doesn't do anything but play games and go to work
>only interaction with girls is Tinder

He claims to have fucked girls on it, but I don't believe him.

Just hit him up. A year is nothing in the grand scheme of things. Sitting on it is the worst thing you can do. Probably just got busy with life.

2009
im basically a parasite i inherited a family store and dont have to go to work because my employes are in charge of everything since 2009 i just leave my house to bring the store money and dont have problems with store theft because my uncle is in charge i basically lost contact with the real world since that date i just get up from bed turn on the computer and hang all day like that ,i have everything i want on the net never been much sociable but from time to time i feel lonely maybe someday i will suicide or maybe i will live like this until im old , im currently 26

For me, was 2014-2015. Lost my best friend, and I'm too lazy/busy to make new ones.

You forgot
>he was a numale weeb
His father took the best route, he eliminated a plague, a necessary evil

I think having self respect makes you abandon something that is much more important. Unrelated though.

its a decade or more,

>2010
yup, started to notice shit then

Because I don't know what to do. I have no goals, no drive, no ambition.

I wasn't criticising user, don't worry, you do your thing. I'm rather similar to you, except that I don't get turned on easily these days
it was cute watching you two interact

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why though? Why is feeling love for someone evil? That is not righteousness

I'm sure you're plenty good at games, don't put yourself down! I'm gonna go eat breakfast and work out now, I love you user.
I feel a bit bad about the way I am at times, but I have no doubt in my mind I'll be comfortable when I find another man to love and shower with affection and these sorts of feelings instead.

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Your tongue feels weird in your mouth. You can't get it comfortable.

I think my biggest strength in videogames is bashing my head on the wall for long enough to learn what I need to do, and not be bothered any by it. It will take me twenty tries to kill a boss, but I'll do it, eventually. I pride myself on not getting mad, as silly as that sounds.
I legitimately hope you have a lovely day today, user. I love you too, maybe we'll bump into each other again in the future and chat more, or maybe we'll never talk again.

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Nah, all you have to do is smile a little and it settles in place quite nicely

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don't feel bad about it, user. Hope you find that man soon

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Y'all gay

Don't know if its my friendliness but I tend to befriend people who are fucked up or don't have their life together. When I played on 360, I'd make a new bud every other night. Always ended the same way. We'd be super close for like a several months then BAM
>Last Online: 8 years ago

I'm sure we'll see each other again soon, we both seem to frequent the same kinds of threads after all.
It's been a few years, sooner would be preferable but I'm okay with waiting for the one I'm going to spend my life with.

Just friend zone him like all the other girls he's ever known, you'll be like them either way

tfw I was the 9 year old in this story back in starcraft