Coworkers start talking about videogames

hey baby i'd like to insert something obvious into your thing

>They are the lowest tier of casual and you can’t relate to them at all

>coworkers start talking...
>remember I don't have a coworker because I'm self employed and not a literal cuck

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>Everyone on my cubicle row is playing solitaire or tetris and you're the only one doing work
>Still haven't got a promotion

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>Work with a bunch of old women so I only felt this feel once

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I work in the weed industry so we just talk about music movies and vidya all day while making cartridges. Shits cash my dudes. Super open minded people who play a lot of shit.

>that coworker who brings his switch to work

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Are they MILFs?

>video game starts taking about coworkers

DUDE

Don’t be scared and play some MARIO kart w him? Sounds bitch made

I fucking hate this

all my coworkers tried to shill fortnite to me for weeks

>The Philipino stays in the break room all day playing on his phone

ask for one

>user, what are you playing now?
>Nioh, it is a Japanese samurai game
>Jaja you play date games user
>T-thanks

Dude weed is a powerful vidya enhancer son

>it's KissXSis

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My bosses said there is no money for raises this year. Time for the job search again, maybe I should just be a NEET

>Jaja
Nani?

I have, boss told me he's "considering [me] out of three other people."
WHAT OTHER PEOPLE, NO ONE ELSE DOES ANY FUCKING WORK. I WANT TO GO ON HOLIDAY WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS FUCK

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surely you've pounded at least one of them

>"Oh hey user, do you play Triple Aye Wankfest? We were thinking og getting together and geeking out with some chips and shit."

Based self-employed Chad

>that coworker who listens to joe rogan on break without headphones

chips or crisps? That decides the comfyness of it and if you should accept.

Far from it. Hamplanets, some with diabetes. I don't work in the office anymore, but when I did one would watch ultrasound videos on YouTube all day. She wasn't pregnant.
See above.

people who listen to anything out loud are annoying, my coworker gets away with it cause it's socially acceptable pop music but it's still annoying when I'm trying to think

>Be dev
>Nobody is talking about vidya because we're all dead inside

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>That co-worker who unironically listens to TYT while the guy next to him is unironically listening to Steven Crowder.
Dont know which is worse.

DUDE FIFA LMAO

Maybe take your talent somewhere it can be put to better use? Fuck that guy.

>fell for the hard work meme
It’s all about connections user. You think anyone can work up to a big position?

HEY DUDE

BRO WANNA COME OVER PLAY SUM FORTNITE DUDE

HOW BOUT SUM MADDEN BROOOO OR NBA

>some with diabetes
Forget I asked user.

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I recommended sekiro to my coworkers when video games discussion started. One of them really liked the game and thanked me for suggesting. Feels good man.

>coworker starts talking about old Half-Life 1 mods
>become good friends in about 30 seconds

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>they only play the utmost casual shit like cod, fortnite, sport games
>they always talk about DRUMPF and sports or the latest marvel movie

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Yea and when you ask them to turn it down, you look like the bad guy

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Based Alzheimer's user

I could probably train for teaching I have good degrees for one
True, but considering my family had been coal miners until they closed I've done pretty fucking well.

that means it's a warming up game at that point
get on his good side without it being obvious, let him see moments where you're smooth calm and collected socially
I'm a fuckin spaz but even I know how to play the game

>wanting to promote yourself to more work
>not understanding how to drag things out so you can fuck around
do you even work?

>coworker is going on and on about some knights and dragons rpg but he said he hates it
>"have you tried dark souls i hear it's pretty good"
>"NO. I TRIED THAT GAME AND HATED IT"
Killed the conversation dead right there.

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I have a family user I'd like to send my kids to university thanks.

>Bro you play league?

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>coworkers are videogames

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Based. Dark souls is trash

I unironically started believing in the npc meme after I got a new job

I DO ALL OF THAT SHIT AND I FUCKING HATE IT.
>"Oh yes Mr. user, I'd love to polish your shoes before you go down to Starbucks."
I think its my accent that puts him off.

>coworkers start talking

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>coworker starts talking about Sneed

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Dark souls isn’t that amazing of a game. Sounds like you sperged out on him while discussing a game he was trying to beat. Totally unrelevaent to the conversation you bleet out “DURK SEOULZ” and he called you retarded

>manager recently got a switch, plays smash bros
>says hes a kirby main
>mock him
>fast forward a little while and its a super slow day
>manager tells me to get my switch. wants to show me how good his kirby is
>areyousureaboutthat.jpg
>bet him that I get to go home if I beat him
>beat the living FUCK out that pink puffball with wrestlecat
>go home
>play more smash bros

was a good day

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Yeah I know *shits pants at Smashcon* those filthy normalfags *BING BING WAHOO* have the shittiest taste *makes 500th eceleb thread that day* imaginable *GIT GUD XD*. Why can't they have *CUHRAYZEE* more refined tastes *I WANT TO SNIFF 2B'S BUMHOLE* like mine? *favourite Senran guyz?*

> headphones come unplugged
> everyone now knows I listen to video game music

Dammit guys the Mount and Blade Napoleonic Wars soundtrack is sooo good.

>Having a job

I slept 14 hours today and smoked some pot aylmao gonna eat something healthy now

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What kind of accent? If it’s Irish or British and you’re working in America, yes.

based

100% true

mexican laugh, i guess.

Very Lower class Northern and he's a full on Sussex upper class fuck. To be fair I ought to be happy, Im not getting lung cancer from the pits and my family isnt starving.

>OH NO SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE MY UBER DIFFICULT PRAISE THE SUN SOULS GAME FOR TRUE PATRICIANS
Yea Forums's herd mentality is even more disgusting than normalfags.

Burgers love most British accents though.

I talk about video games with my chief every day.

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>co worker doesnt shut the fuck up about Trump despite not even being American
>can't even name guy he voted for in our country's last election

>”Hey user what music do you like, you always have your headphones in!”

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>Yea Forums starts talking about video games

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>I mention Steamed Hams

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I've never even played it m8. I thought the dragons and shit would appeal to him.

>live in kentucky
>only one person i work with has even the vaguest idea of what a video game is
>"oh you're playing pokemon? my 6 year old son loves that"

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They wont like mine, its not posh, its very course and rough. Like how most Northern Yanks despise hick accents.

lmao dark souls still has people seething i see. git gud

Then why the fuck would you break off the conversation just because he said he didn't like it after actually playing it himself? Was he a massive sperg?

so you're the youngest person where you work by at least a good 15 years?

Crisps would be what was in store, because this is Denmark, and we call chips pommes frites.

This is why the comf level is too low to hang with the casuals.

>haven’t played league in 2 years
>co-worker wants me to play with him, is chill as fuck irl
>hop on for a match and get into a game with him
>he’s losing top and starts flaming the jungler telling him to kill him self, starts completely losing his shit
>after the game tell him “yeah sorry bro I just don’t like this game anymore haha”
>haven’t logged in since

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she's 25 i'm 22

Nice work proving my point.

>Yeah I played it once to see what the hype was all about. Nabbed a Victory Royale in less then 20 tries and got bored of it.
Wow so hard

This. Normies everywhere

we don't despise southern accents
we just sometimes can't understand a fucking word they're saying

Hopefully your manager took it in good sport and vowed to up his game.

I'm thinking heavily about becoming a gun runner lately, wagecucking is destroying my life.

Fuck off eternal underage

>Wrestlecat
Damn.
This killed me.

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League is a good game for bringing out the worst in people pretty quickly.

To be fair, all 6-year-olds love Pokémon.

sorry about your middle age crisis grandpa

dark souls isn't hard though

Similar to Britain, they cant understand us, and alot of the time think of themselves as our betters. British class system for ya. Its only gotten worse with Brexit.

Yeah. I gotta be honest with you user, I don't really care for dragons and knights and things like that, he wasn't enjoying his current game so I tried recommending him one that people seem to hold in high esteem. His response seemed really pointed and awkward so I just stopped. Which was, in retrospect, equally autistic.

>Have you seen [current superhero movie]?
>Do you watch Orange is the New Black?
>Catch the game last night?
>You seen Birdbox, user?

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I don't believe you.

Exactly, that’s why I quit all those years back in the first place. Fuck that game.

Tell her they're great games.

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That's just classical music user.

>tell her they're great games
I don't like lying

i've never worked a day in my life and i'm 22

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>user, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you're fired

hearing brainlet normies go on about movies is the worst

it's worse with sports

>coworker starts talking about Undertale

promotion isnt about merit, it's about kissing ass. If you're that good in your position, he might want to keep you there.

not for me since I actually give a shit about movies and can tune sports talk out

when all my coworkers were shilling that terrible birdbox movie it was really irritating for a while

Then stop playing them instead.
Or, admit to yourself that you're a Peter Pan symdrome incel that can't even admit to a co-worker that you like a game out of completely valid nostalgia.

Keep it up lil' zoom

>coworkers ask what I'm doing this weekend
>someone chimes in that it's probably nothing as usual (which is true)
>however, i correct them and say that I'm going to the arcade for some DDR
>entire office now knows that the guy who keeps to himself also plays DDR
They asked for videos but I only have one from 5 years ago where i did a spin and they thought i was a god at the game. They keep asking for more videos but I don't have anyone that I can ask to record since I'm not going to bother the regulars with something gay like that.

depending on the sport it can be enjoyable to talk with them about it (assuming you like sports too)

cringed just reading this

not only is DDR cringey as fuck but why would you tell anyone that

Owner of the company has switch, asks me about games everynow and then.

I bring my switch and people are curious about it. So i am that guy

hes super chill. We had a good laugh about it. He said hes sure he could still beat me at Halo.

hes never been more wrong in his life

>HEY BRO YOU GONNA GO WATCH THE BIG GAME LATER
>nostalgia
>valid
Also you know you can play a game and realize it's bad either while playing or when you're finished right? I like to see most of what a game has to offer before I conclusively say it's shit. Every single pokemon game except gale of darkness has been lackluster at absolute best and usum tier dogshit at worst

>that coworker who was fired for sexual harassment

That's nothing, I'm 27 and in the same boat.

>Didst thou behold ye lastest of Marvelous Pictures?

Nah, I don't think I'll be watching anymore super hero films. The last I saw was Guardians of the Galaxy. That was okay.

>Surely thou jesteth, verily it was more than merely adequate! You wouldst think splendidly of yon newestsht Werman of Ironne!!

I can't be bothered to lie

Wtf. You're 27 and you've never had a job of any kind?

>Have you seen [current superhero movie]?
I don’t understand the craze of superhero movies lately. It’s the same shit over and over and they watch it every time

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>that one coworker who spergs out when you try and have a normal conversation with them and suddenly runs to their desk to post on Yea Forums

>incel
you retards need to stop using this fucking term. Incel implies the virgin in question believes the only reason he's still a virgin is because of reasons outside of his control.
80% of Yea Forums are virgins by choice, either acknowledging that they are the reason they can't get laid or don't care enough to try. This is not an involuntary celibate, it's just a celibate. Use the correct terminology if you're going to be a waste of fucking oxygen and use the laziest insults possible

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Well I don't disagree with you on the quality of Pokémon. But I'm a little miffed that you would keep playing them. They do take a good amount of time to get through.

See, I am aware of that, and I used the term specifically to infer that this was something user would convince himself about.

That's going to get less and less rare in the future.

BASED

>a good amount of time
sure if you're retarded. It took me less than 30 hours to close out usum's story and if I were to go back and play previous entries it would take far, far less time than that. I didn't even touch lets go potty and I'm going to wait to see how /ss/ is before I even consider getting a switch for it

i wish i could be easily entertained as they are, life must be a blast

>less that 30 hours

user, that is NOT an achievement.

And you could have been playing a LOT of games you didn't think were trash in that time.

not him but im 21 and in the same boat, although i want to improve

i was kinda forced to drop out of high school and for a few years that messed with my developmentally but i have my GED and a car now

Yea Forums can't into casual talking or they can't stand when other normies play video games. Let alone hold a conversation.

yeah but calling 30 hours a long time in terms of video games is just fucking stupid. I'm a neet so that's 3 days max

>coworkers talk about their kids, how shitty their lives are, how much they hate their jobs and why L’il Wayne is the best rapper alive instead of Joker’s new gameplay in Smash Ultimate

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i don't give a shit about smash but
>tfw coworkers turn on or start to talk about rap

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>coworkers talk about their kids, how shitty their lives are, how much they hate their jobs
The normie way. They realized the shit they were fed as a child wasn’t a great as it was made to be

>coworkers try to be “hip and cool” by posting memes about video games
>it’s all just shit from 2009

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>lil wayne
Your office is stuck in 2008 user?

Same, but I’m 20. I’ve got a car and my drivers license as well, but almost every job these days always say “requires previous experience” which is why I’m always getting declined I guess.

But it IS a long time in terms of video games for me.

That's right. I've never had a salary.

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then stop being a wagie

I'm not, I just don't deliberately waste time on shitty games I don't like.

Have you at least done labor? You know, like with house chores?

>co worker starts talking about "Chrono Trigger and Donkey Kong Country on the original NES"

I had to leave before I corrected him like an autist.

We are your betters you scouse bastard

>coworker who has a wife and a kid starts talking about eroge

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>That guy who is pretty sure he played Zelda on his PlayStation

>2 years ago
>co worker wearing a horde shirt to work
>casually mention that I play
>"oh no I stopped playing in vanilla"

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Shit like this always drives me nuts because if it's not some normal fag popular song (100 million plus views) they're let down. Like bitch what did you expect? Idc about your shit but you assumed I did based on nothing and you let yourself down.

>Co-workers start talking about podcasts

Of course, that's hard to avoid. A bit of volunteer work as well, and favors for neighbors.

Based coworker did the right thing.

are you just rich or a neet

ahahah, struck a nerve you casual? xD

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tfw you realize there is nothing to discuss and no reason to ever talk about games other than the "have you played this?" type of threads. no one cares about other peoples opinions or ever take them seriously. Yea Forums is just blue board Yea Forums

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>coworkers only play the radio station with the normiest normie tracks to have ever been released onto this plane of existence
youtube.com/watch?v=LHCob76kigA
I had to hear this shit 8+ times a day 5 days a week. How the fuck can people stand this?

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that guys gonna shoot up your place when hes fired, tell hr.

>coworkers can open doors

fucking little anxious baby

>peppy fresh-faced globetrotting business associate starts talking about futa porn

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>hey user you like video games don't you Do you like Candy Crush™?

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>co-worker starts talking

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>tfw i listen to black metal at work
i've lost count how many times a female co-worker took the earbuds out of my ear to see what i was listening to, just to be disapointed and go "hehe you're weird user"

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>coworkers have better stats than you

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The Avengers one is fine though

You can't hide behind memes forever. This is a hell of your own making.

Literally who? I don't FUCKING GET IT. I have never heard of this fucking guy but apparently everyone else has. Normal fags are the cancer that destroy the planet.

user I'm sorry that this is some shit you gotta put up with. I work in a warehouse and I'm allowed to just have my headphones on while lifting those boxes.

>dude won't stop glancing at your phone
Fuck off

>tfw last job I had was in a warehouse as a janitor that worked alone and only on weekends
>not allowed to wear fucking headphones

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>coworkers walk faster than you but run slower than you

Based

Just like me, but now I'm 30 and I have 6 years experience in robot programming and 3D camera systems. Life is funny sometimes

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>"hehe you're weird user"
God this. I hate this so much too. Just because I'm not into the same EXACT shit you assume I'm a weirdo. It's fucking dumb.

People are so stupid they think they're intelligent.

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>coworkers have all the key card colors

Neet. I have a fair amount in savings but that'll dry up soon. I'll need to be working within the next couple years. I refuse unemployment money.

>co-workers keep trying to force you to attend social events even though you've repeatedly shown you have no interest

>none of my coworkers are black
>everyone throws the word nigger into normal conversation

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No one at work likes you.

>co-workers never invite you anywhere even though you’ve repeatedly shown you have interest

Fuckem. Bring a speaker or sneak them bitches in. That's what I do with my headphones. The place is such a clusterfuck that even though it's policy that only earbuds are allowed the only person who enforces it is that one fat bitch at the guard shack.

do u work at the GOP xD

t. Leaguefag

to be fair, Alundra is a great game

>xD

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Get out normalscum

>coworkers are scaling up with your level

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What is with this? I thought it was basically just kids that played fornite.

>co workers talk about social events in front of you and don’t invite you

>Co-workers are talking about football
>Ask me about it
>No fucking clue what they're talking about
>"I don't watch football"
>"You more into rugby or something user?"
>"No I don't watch any sports"
They thought I was fucking with them.

you are a mouthbreather

>that guy that mistook GTAIV with GTA Liberty City Stories on PS2

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Fortnite is huge in college. Like every guy plays it and girls know about it as well

They don't talk like that man.

Oh lord I'm from that shitstain's home country and people unironically enable him in pronouncing his surname in English.

Pic related is him as a kid, playing the cute goofy little brother in an early nineties series of family films.

t. crybaby

Do your parents pay for everyhting or do you get gibs from the goverment or something

>capeshit

Yikes.

true patrician
pleb zoomers

Was upset enough to even forget the picture.

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Bullshit.
99% of people who say they're virgin by choice (I'm waiting for the right girl!, I'm just not interested!, Women aren't worth my time, etc) are purely sour grapes. My social circle consisted entirely of exactly that type of bitter incel faggot until we all grew up late highschool and found meaningful relationships.
"Have sex, incel" has some reason behind it, getting laid for the first time really does open your eyes. It demystifies the opposite gender and reminds you exactly where you stand in society, allowing you to better yourself (not that everybody does). Nobody should be proud to be ignorant of that.
If this sounds like exaggerated, mystical bullcrap then I'll repeat what the last guy said: get laid, incel.

>coworkers start talking about Game of Thrones

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>Nah, I'm a big fan of the books but the GoT show got really awful and off-the-rails at some point.

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But I like the comics too

>coworker tells me about degrees of lewdity

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No good game is over 12 hours long.

Truth.

Right there with y'all. I have been listening to the let it die radio for the last 3 nights at work and if anyone of these normal fag retards heard that stuff they'd shut down like a PC with a root kitkitl on it.

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>can't get dream job since I have no experience with one
>parents didn't allow me to get a job until I was 18
>The jobs that don't require experience have immigrants
life is just not fair

Not the same guy dumb nigger, but if you get that mad over a video game then you need to sort your life out instead of seething in online chats.

Try spying on them when they're not addressing you.

Why would not having a job until 18 be a problem

>sour grapes
I've had a girlfriend. It was great sure, but that doesn't mean I constantly want someone around. I do not fucking care about having sex as having sex is not video games. My interests are solely in video games. If there's a woman that shares my level of interest in video games then sure I'll try and go after her but I'm not going to bust my balls to attempt to find a girl when I could be doing something I legitimately enjoy instead
Kill yourself tranny

>co workers ask why you always look sad

>it's the gekukojo soundtrack
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Source?

>see friend of a friend on facebook still has maplestory pics all over her account
>hey you play too? I was afraid I was the last one!
>nah, I have too much work to play games like that. I haven't logged in for years. I'm glad you have some free time, though!

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>used to work with fags
>katy perry and other fag music all day every day
>always end up with a headache

We have free will.

>But man, it's like, so bold and different. It's television history. You're missing out, user.

Free healthcare. Food and a roof over my head courtesy of parents. Just the bare minimum.

Depends on the person. If it's one of those people that has to dominate and draw out the conversation, then I definitely try to find the nearest exit, especially if they are in love with Lunar

>Hey user have you seen x?

"Isn't that shit for dorks and kids? Why are you into it?"

HOW DOES IT FEEL CHAD?!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!

>i made money for someone else
Yeah user I sure do alot of work :)

Many jobs where I live get kids in high school since they can pay them less for more work. All they do is stack work on them with the limited time they get. So it ends up high schoolers do a majority of the work.
Also most companies won't even look at your resume when you have no real job experience.

>coworkers don't close doors
Fucking niggers

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That's a pretty high level sociopath line of questioning opening up right there.

Then congrats, you're the rare true gender neutral turbosperg who honestly chooses to live without sex. I promise you it is not common.
>Kill yourself tranny
h-how did -

>Manager fucking scolds you for not socalizing.

>dude dakimakura lol

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How do you respond to some who's mad at a "have sex" post and come out looking worse lol

the only people that post "have sex" and "incel" unironically are trannies. Using either term means you're one of
>someone that wants to shitpost but can't think of something worth posting like raw bread
>a tranny
>a falseflagger

>headphones come unplugged
>its lisa's music

oh man.

my favorite is "well if you're offering..." or variations of that

I can't even imagine being average enough to have that happen to me

I'm really lonely bros.......

>They scale unreasonably fast

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What are we supposed to do? You have to get a job to get experience but all the jobs require experience

>coworkers starts talking about Metal
>tfw I have to hide my power metal power levels all the time
>forced to talk about shit I don't even particularly enjoy like Slayer just to fit in

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Find it yourself fag.

I'm here for you bro

>wanting to fit in

Lie on your CV. Bottom of the barrel jobs will take anyone with a pulse regardless.

Show up and work for free for a little while until you've made yourself acquinted/indespensible/capable.

You fucking faggot

My job used to be comfy because I was the only youngster in the dev team, everyone else was a Boomer.
But the business has been growing and now I got two twenty something coworkers that won't stop talking about video-games at work while I'm trying to program.
Today they asked me if I play fortnite or Apex.
I wanna go back to working remotely or with Boomer seniors.

Just open up a little, maybe you'll introduce your friends into something less popular

you apply anyway and bullshit them
it doesn't always work, but if they like you and you can fake enough knowledge on the subject, you can get the job

I had a 18 year old coworker tell me how he learned to slaughter liberals on his break.
Very weird. He also said glorious a few times. Feel bad for him. Probably gets bullied.

I'm Really Lonely Bros. 2

Wait they do this shit to show interest in you? i had no fucking idea

Nice argument
That makes no sense at all. What, are you verifying these people after hearing it? How do you ever come to the conclusion people are trannies for saying an unrelated phrase without purely baseless assumption? Unless it was coined by one or something, I see no connection.

Kinda rude to just slam someone trying to make a connection like that.

the system falls apart

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT, WHERE I USED TO WORK, THERE WAS A BUNCH OF RETARDS, RETARDS EVERYWHERE, IF I WAS IN THE BREAK ROOM, THEY WOULD WATCH SUPERMARIOLOGAN WITHOUT HEADPHONES, I FUCKING KNEW SUPER MARIO LOGAN SINCE WE WERE CHILDREN, WE BOTH MADE AUTISTIC VIDEOS AND GOT A LOT OF VIEWS BUT I GREW OUT OF THAT CANCER, BUT HE HAS A FUCKING LAMBORGHINI NOW. I JUST SPEND MY LAST DOLLAR OF TALL CANS OF SHITTY BEER. One of them also asked me if I played Bloodborne. I said no. He proceeded to explain the entire lore.

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Move to Alaska.

The only reason you all are hating on Game of Thrones is because it’s popularity.

It’s very well shot for a television show and has great world building.

Super hero movies, however, are cut and paste generic trash designed to sell toys and make its consumers have brand loyalty because they make characters have black ‘pride’ or women’s ‘rights’

Also why do all normies have such a shit attention span that they can only play multiplayer games. It’s so annoying.

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I am doing this with chillout/downtempo music but I asked 2 other people who work in the same office if it's okay.

>Lil Wayne
>not Drake
I had a coworker who would argue up and down that he's the best

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no u

>co worker starts lamenting how shit our job actually is, and he's right
>tfw I'm just happy to be there and not neeting around in my basement

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>first job was in a warehouse where everyone but me was 40+
>was comfy as hell despite liking vastly different things
>even had an iranian guy that barely spoke english that ended up being pretty chill
>tfw second job was retail with a bunch of women in their early 20s with 1 or more kids

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>”user why don’t you ever talk to anyone? Are you depressed or something?”

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Yea Forums is actually all i have. Haha
Is that your visual novel?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic about that

That's the worst one

I'm going to a summer metal fest with them. Of course I want to fit in.

They also invented me to see Slayer but I think it's sold out.

Have sex

>Super hero movies, however, are cut and paste generic trash designed to sell toys and make its consumers have brand loyalty because they make characters have black ‘pride’ or women’s ‘rights’

You only hate them because they're popular. They're very well-shot and well-written art with good world building and characters. You're just a butthurt hater.

I hate game of thrones because it's the most bland possible concept for a fantasy world. I don't give a shit about the acting the scripts or the set, it's just a fucking boring concept
>KINGS QUEENS DRAGONS WOOOOOO

But why though?

Digits.

>superhero movies
>good lore and writing
Absolute state of capeshit fans

That... That's just unfortunate. I genuinely feel bad for the kid. No one says glorious unless their autism level is off the charts.

What makes you say that?

>video games board starts talking about coworkers

I'm in Europe. There is no escape.

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the avengers is nothing more than a product
>don't develop any characters in the movies
>bro you just have to buy tickets to the other 700 movies in the universe to get it!

you can acknowledge how the job itself is shit even when you know the act of having one is good for you

i'm not, anytime a woman is nice to me i assume she's making fun of me somehow.

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Nah fuck off. Got show is DOGSHIT. I read the books and that's all I need. TV is useless Boomer garbage that literally rots your brain.

>tfw I am at a comfy night shift job where my job is to sit down and wait for time to pass
I consider it Paid Outdoor Neetbux or PON, despite my country not having neetbux

>and has great world building.
lol

Oh, you're fucked then.

But that was over the course of a decade

I posted this before but "games" are seen as competition but if you do something by yourself it's a toy.

All of the comments about "but that's not a game though" I had gotten over the years finally made sense with this one exchange at work.

My coworker said he started gaming with Xbox 360. I said but you told me you grew up with Spyro? He said no that's not a game, it's just a toy, there is no competition or win/loss.

Have heterosexual intercourse

user are you retarded? If a girl even touches you she is potentially into you. If you are ugly/loser enough they won’t get close

Better idea than what I was thinking of.

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not a switch but
>Boss playing something in his office
>find out it's Risk of Rain
>proceed to have risk of rain game sessions after work with the guy
>introduce him to other games
>get him to join tabletop group
feels good man.

Yo dont snitch on me nigga

He is joining the army in june.

I watched a jojo episode without headphones (I had it almost muted so I didn't bother anyone) in the break room once and some cute girl I work with started chatting me up about jojo.

hope he enjoys suffering for 8 years and being jobless for 30 more

What job? Security guard?

Wait what's wrong with that word?

I don't like RoR or table top games but I'm STILL jealous of your situation.

>only a few people at work talk to each other and everyone is miserable as fuck

dude, music is not like vidya. You can show them your patrician taste and you're not going to be like a fucking nerd.

>have no problem talking about work stuff but ignore most other conversations
>still get called quiet

I don't know what they expect you to say desu, asking a quiet person why they're so quiet is probably the most awkward convo starter possible. Normies are the real autists desu

>anytime a woman is nice to me i assume she's making fun of me somehow.
well I can't fault you for that; I'm in the same boat there
but yes, she's trying to start a conversation with you while being a tiny bit flirty, but since your choice of music is so outside her own, she has to find a way out of the situation she herself created

>co-workers have no concept of console games or consoles for that matter
>they think videogames consist solely of mobile games and PC shit
I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

Gift him a Star of David necklace and tell him to make King Bibi proud

>it's a coworkers pretending to give a shit about superheroes level

>coworkers think video games consist solely of candy crush and fifa

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Night shift reception in a small b&b, which apparently has even local celebs coming into it. I mean I can read their names from the guest list and recognize some of them from my local TV but nothing EVER happens at night so I never get to meet any of them, so I just read manga and play on my laptop

By itself? Nothing. But how often do you hear people use it in every day speech? It's similar to "epic" but not at the same level. It just kind of outs you to people of internet culture, as if you were branded but only retards that sit on the internet all day like us would see the mark.

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I've had sex and it opened my eyes to the fact that women are fucking boring no matter what and aren't worth the time. Video games are much more fun than sex.

I love it :) we can play it together bro :D Life is so good when you are not an autistic incel who has failed in literally everything so you are now angry on the whole world isn't it?

What? When did glorious become some meme word?

"No, I don't like that show very much."
"No, I don't like those games very much."
"No, I don't like those movies very much."

Have sex

>not liking fortnite makes you autistic
is it bizarro day?

You seem like the kind of guy that smells his own farts while playing visual novels

Yeaaaaahhhhaaaah

I am that coworker buddy ;) I have a real life you know so I play games casually just for fun. It's just games man don't take it so seriously.

lmao exactly

Persue intercourse

what made you so angry today? tell us about it

>coworkers ask you about who would win in a fight with certain superheroes

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It's hard to explain and I honestly didn't expect to go this deep into this reply chain.
Maybe "glorious" wrapped around or something but in like 2008 era of Yea Forums, it was tossed around quite a bit. Comics, shitposts, etc. Now that I think about it, it was also used like "based" is used today.

I work at a bank and all of my coworkers are hyper-conservative women whose only goal in life is to have as many children as possible and name them lakynnn and tayyyylynnnn or something.

They're very nice people but they're also retarded

The answer is always Mecha Hitler

Based
I have speakers in my office at work and the other day I was listening to some Ahab and Burzum
Hey user... *listening to the music* Uhhhhhhh can you help me with X
Now I just have a droning ambient sound playlist that drowns out the sounds of the server fans
Gets pretty spooky in here

Pic related
it's me in my workspace

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>lakynnn and tayyyylynnnn
Wait, what kinda names are those? Are they black?

>coworkers starts talking about video games
>they reveal that they're power level is far lower than mine so I must keep mine hidden

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>make 9/11 joke
>get fired

That's like saying charades isn't a game because it's just for fun/not competitive

The best part about competitive gamurs is that they're the easiest to troll especially when you were formerly competitive so you're actually better than them and can make them even more mad.

just say that you're usually listening to progressive bullshit nobody else can stand for more than 30 seconds

How the hell does that work? Do they just hear a 5 second clip while you fumble with your headphones and go "I hear videogames"? What's so distinct about BGM that a normie would know that at a glance?

>*chuckles* well actually Gold Experience Requiem...

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same but with Mike Oldfield

That's my reaction too, and any of these would be accepted by normalfags, but it still ends up pilling up as "that guy".

if that's true i lost a lot of oportunities in my life, fuck

i see, thanks.

Just say your quitting and state your reason for doing so if what you say is true he'll call you back by the end of the day.

Are you from America? White people here name their kids retarded names with a shit ton of N's at the end and they replace all "i" sounds with the letter y.

They will take a name like Kristen and turn it into Krystynn

>no one cares about other peoples opinions or ever take them seriously.
not everyone is underage fag

Surprisingly, I had to get my coworkers into JoJo. They kept saying it looks gay.

Get a new job cuz he’s a lying cunt or a shitty businessman.

>"Yeah, nah I'd rather watch proper soft-porn or shows with actual and real characterdevelopment that consists of more than popular characters just dying suddenly"
always gets them going

>"I love this mobile puzzle game SOOO fun XD
>"ye haha lmao cool but i play fortnie lol haha XD"

I mean that one scene in the desert where those 2 MCs get magnetized to each other and look like they are in sex positions was pretty gay (and funny). I would name the characters but I wasn't a fan of the show and I forgot. Tried to watch it with a friend and lost interest after they entered some dungeon in the same place.

When GRIS brings in up on the first result you should be bullied for asking sauce.

hey look this fuckin thread again

>coworkers can open windows but cannot close them

Get a CDL. It isn’t very hard and just having one will open up a lot of decent blue collar work for you.

I bet you failed to capitalize on it.

1812 Overture came on. It was very embarrassing.

>black co-worker keeps talking about dragonball super

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no, you'll just be seen as a guy with different tastes and if some casualfags at your workplace seriously think less of you because of that then you should stop giving a fuck about your co-workers because they're tools

Thanks faggot :^)

>work with a lot of middle aged women
>"Hey, do you play fortnite like my son?"
there is no escape for me

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>Hey man you pick up Anthem yet?
>"No I heard it wasn't very good"
>Oh

Literally that easy you autists

>Dude Gokuh.

tell him to get some taste and stop eating shit

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its class thing you pleb
British higher class faster will promote some dirty bootlicking poos than hardworking british pleb

This, Naruto, or OPM. I like all of them but I wish we'd branch out a bit more.

>failing for university meme

Ask him about El Grande Padre

How did you bongs manage to stay feudal after all this time?

Or El Cabron.

>user you know alot about video games haha How many years have you been working here for?

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Deliberate conflict. That's good.
I'm usually a smug asshole about it.
>"I'll watch it in ten years if people are still talking about it."

>work with mildly-autistic virgin in his mid-20s
>doesn't really talk to us much and looks like he could use a friend
>ask him about video games because I see some kind of chinese cartoon wallpaper on his android phone
>start with "Hey man do you play fortnite?" Because that's a very popular video game
>without making eye contact, and while stuttering heavily, he says "n-no t-that game is really b-boring and it takes v-virtually no skill because it's l-l-lowest c-common denominator normie tra-"
>"okay man sorry I asked! Just thought I'd try to make you feel more welcome here!"
>later see him furiously typing something onto a website called Yea Forums video games later on his work computer

>Tried it once and it was boring so no
So hard

>trying to read book on break
>keep getting interrupted by co-workers asking what it is
>"IS THAT THE BOOK WHERE HE BECOMES A WEREWOLF AT THE END??????"
Literally why?

easy way to go "Dude, why are you suddenly so mad? I was just stating my opinion, you don't have to personally attack me for it." just to mark them as ignorant, trigger-happy assholes in front of all your other co-workers

>if that's true i lost a lot of oportunities in my life, fuck

We all did

>book where someone becomes a werewolf at the end
That sounds like a shitty blue-balling story

Plan course for intercourse

Stop reading trashy fantasy

Holy fuck. Just wow. Why is it so hard for people to think from a perspective that isn't there own?

NAH BUT I ATE SOME AT THE LAST SHOW I WENT TO ELL EMM AYYY OHHHHHHHHH

>no revolution of any kind
>elites keep all land and money
>send poor to Australia
>crush any opposition with brutality
>send poor to fight wars onboard
>almost not upward mobility
British Isles have history of 800+ years of servitude and foreign elites

>get shifted to logistics department for a month
>Alan Walker's Faded with the dumb-ass lyrics 4 times a day, mixed between the latest Katy Perry / quota-mandated local artist / whatever
thank fuck it was only a month and i escaped half of that with taking vacation days. good thing my regular department head has a history with radios like the populace of prague has with politicians being thrown out of windows

Have sex

>no revolution of any kind
American hands typed this post

industrial revolution don't count
and I should write
>zero successful revolution
classism is still alive in UK and you can even notice difference between classes by naked eye

I've done that multiple times already too though

>co-worker asks about video games
>reveal power level

reality check user, most people are tools and very fragile

this is why people disown their own family over political stuff

Communist revolutions aren't the only kind of revolution, burger friend. There's three British/English revolutions I can think of off the top of my head

>>coworkers can open windows but cannot close them
worked with a guy for about 3 years who insisted that office ambient shouldn't exceed 18c. no matter the time of year: enter the office, window is wide open, wind blowing through.

>Communist revolutions
only one that push mankind forward from classsism

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you should visit reality more often

Don't have this co-workers, but my close friends. They want me to like this show so badly because I love realistic depictions of society within the confines of fantasy (like everyone has access to magic, so what kind of laws and order had been established to accommodate for that).

They sat me down and begged me to watch S801's premier and I could hardly contain my boredom and the vitriol that spawned from it. I feel so bad because I know they love that show with their entire being (despite none of them ever giving the books a chance). I'm just not that interested and think the show's writing is equivalent to a mix of Pixar and a Marvel film.

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Cucked to the demands of your customers.
user, everyone has a master. The sooner you realize that the sooner you grow up.

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I don't see anything wrong with any of this. Just don't react like a turbo autist and talk about something else like food, books or music dude. Hell you could talk about a film you're interested even.

Most of these are questions that literally invite you to share your interests with others but instead this thread implies a lot of guys here are super fragile snowflakes that don't want their space disturbed by literally anything popular or "for normies". Get a grip or you'll turn into a doomer.

physical sex without mental sex is worthless.
that's the best terms i can find for it. i can jerk off my dick just fine by myself. but i can't jerk off my heart.

you have a very narrow and stupidly naive view of the world if you genuinely think close-mindedness isn't the grand majority. try actually living sometime

"user you know there's more topics than talking about your frequent masturbation right?"

Terry Pratchet is kino fantasy. Don't @ me

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Yeah bro I’m so Chad I’m bangin bitches in my MIND

>tfw you mention the most normie shit you're into and your co workers look at you like you're an alien

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Your wacky romcoms from another planet aren't exactly 'normie' here on Earth, Glorphak.

I cant have sex because i no longer become erect from real women. I only like 2d/fictional girls now and only they can make me get a boner.

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>f you genuinely think close-mindedness isn't the grand majority
oh the irony

imagine being as stupid as you

imagine being as shut in as you

Imagine the smell

This
I'm old enough to be the son of most of my co-workers

IMAGINE

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>realizing most people are close-minded = shut-in
ok lol

would love to hear your argument for how the majority of people are instead actually beacons of unbias and dispassion rather than the alternative

coworker starts talking about AOC

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Pfft. Try being into jazz fusion. Literally everyone thinks I'm a massive faggot.

>coworker reveals his power level to you
>that mutual knowing look

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>lol I haven't used aol in over a decade

>that coworker that doesn't do anything and basically gets paid to sit on his phone all day
that's me

>into motown funk and disco
>LMAO WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO PORN MUSIC user?
At least once a month.

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>coworkers tell you to breathe manually

>coworker talking about paying child support

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>they talk about normie shit like Ass Creed and CoD
>say video games are for children and I don't play them
>they get visibly upset and embarrassed

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>HEY DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW GAME OF THRONES?
Yeah, it was ok, the show's gone downhill recently. I like the books more.
>HEY DUDE, GET THE NEW CALL OF DUTY?
No, I don't play COD.
>BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW AVENGERS TRAILER?
Nope, might go see it though.

Wow, so hard you faggot.

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Based animefag

Which Pratchet book has someone turn into a werewolf at the end?

I'm so sorry. I get away with it at work as well, but it's all, "Baby makin' music," to them. Least I trip them up with Yamashita.

I go 1 to 2 times/year to my local cinema to pay less than 10$ to see people fighting each other with cool vfx and i don't see the problem with that

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>no haha
wow so hard

>Nope, might go see it though
Biggest mistake you can make. Just say "no, what is it like?". It carries on the conversation in a non-weird way that allows you to avoid talking about superhero movies. Just put up with them gushing for a minute.

>yeah they make decent monitors at a competitive price

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>this unironically happened to me in my first week at my new job
what the FUCK

unironically based

>coworker starts complaining mangagamer still hasn't released the translation of Sengoku Rance

>and do you know o-
>Yeah I do, I don't like it though.
there #2

>coworkers start talking about Degrees of Lewdity

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He’s got good taste

>work at really chill 1st shift warehouse job with cool coworkers
>tfw leaving them to work a 3rd shift airport job that pays $3 more hourly than what I make right now
>tfw I've literally sold out
I like my job and coworkers a lot but I've put my 2 weeks in already and don't really regret it all that much. I need more cash and if it means selling out than in ok with that. I can't keep driving this shitty 2005 Pilot forever.

>everyone at work was 60+
you people bitch about boomers but how about literal boomers

>"realizing" something that is objectively wrong
>strawmanning THIS hard
ok fag

I dont have any friends ive made in last 10 years, all my friends im still in touch with are from childhood/teens. Why is it so hard to find non-normie people?

>I need more cash
literally how.
> I can't keep driving this shitty 2005 Pilot forever.
oh, you just WANT more cash

funny how you can't make any arguments for something that is so apparently and objectively wrong lol

seething perhaps?

Don't worry user. $3/h is nothing to scoff at. On a regular day 8h, that's an extra $24, or $120 for a regular 40h week. Just pray the new group is tolerable.

non normies rarely go out. it's even more rare for them to reveal their power level

Normally keep to themselves and we are both pretty conservative so its gucci

>coworkers ask me if I like thing
>I say I do
>I actually don't
>they start asking more specific questions

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>shit hearing
>literally have to ask everyone to repeat themselves every single conversation
>get lazy and just "heh, yeah" after everything people say
>no one has caught on
shit, people seem to talk to me more and treat me as a friend. only wish I knew what the fuck was going on

the right really can't meme today

Try being into actual jazz

I've done this and gotten myself into some weird situations, but it works out a hell of a lot more often than not.

This but it's a thing I actually do like and I pretend to not like it so they'll go away

why would you lie in the first place?, why don't just tell them "no i don't haha"?, how difficult is that?

Nice!

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>Boss asks me what I'm playing on my 3ds
>U-uhm "Sheen Megahmee Tensay four"
>Some japanese game with demons and religion and stuff HAHA
>Ah yes I remember playing one of those on my PC, had to patch it to English though
>It's a bit like pokemon only darker and more cryptic right?

Gif related, mfw.
Working for science is best.

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Where at? I live in northern ky and I don't have any trouble finding people who like weebshit or games. There's a fair share of normies but that's life anywhere. Getting to live northish with northern entertainment but far enough south with southern culture, land, and guns is the only way to live uncucked on all fronts.

Just say "I don't know that shit", and call them nerds for being overly interested in something.

>tfw power level over 9000 but have literally no one ever anywhere to talk about them.
One time a guy came in a bowsette hoodie (17 year old fat dude) and I had no one to laugh at him with me. Fuck I love to laugh at cringy shit irl

I'm not even gonna deny that. I've had the car serviced before after I fucked it up and put too much money into it. It's a time bomb waiting to bite the big one so I'm looking to replace it after I drive it till it dies.
I actually took one of my good friends to apply with me and he got the job as well. Same shift, same position, so we'll likely be working on the same team even. He was working a part time job with UPS and wanted something full time. So even if it's all not miss I have at least 1 bro.

>video games start talking about coworkers

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Did you take her dick up your ass?

>t. 17 year old virgin

>capeshit

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>GAME OF THRONES
I don't get why people liked it so fucking much, I followed it but it's like a gory novela with tits

I got in trouble at work today lads. I visited a girl I like in a different department yesterday to give her some cookies and talk with her. One of her co-workers complained to my manager than I was distracting the workers in her department and not to come over again. Was she just jelly because I only give cookies to the girl I like?

>coworker start discussing doujins with you
>they have the same fetish

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>coworker is a /d/egenerate like you
No better feeling

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>work at 9
>get out of bed and shower at 8:15
>always make it to work at 9 on the dot
>skip breakfast so I can enjoy a larger and healthier lunch

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>coworker starts telling you you look tired
>coworker starts asking if you want him to hook you up
>coworker starts asking you if you're ok

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>her dick
>her
Might want to stop watching so much anime yourself.

You think you’re somehow free from this unbias, and that you’re some beacon of wokeness. Guess what NEET? So does everyone else.

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It's 2019, user. "Old" means 80 rather than 55.

>coworker actually giving a shit

the target demographic for jojos is gay men, you have to be delusional to think that a girl might give a shit about your homo cartoon user

At least they actually care about you faggot

"Geek" culture finally becomes accepted and you complain?

At least none of us are getting shoved into lockers like some of the boomers here used to

Unless you're a total fucking weeb, in which case, I'll shove you in one myself

Just let them complain and continue to have absolutely zero social skills

>doesn't pick up on sheposting
You thought you were arguing with user.
But you were actually agreeing with him.

this
also this
and this

The real issue is that as everyone with half a brain plays the "corporate game", it's very hard to tell who's one of us. I'm sure many people in my company browse Yea Forums but I will never be able to tell who as no one will drop the spaghetti first.

>I see you're into video games?
>So what do you play?

O-oh you know, old games mostly...

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>hey user are you okay
>yeah
I lie everyday.

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>my 30-year old female boss once told how she spent her entire weekend with her man just playing Secret of Mana and praising how good it is

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Just keep a tab open with a single, harmless post so anyone who browses would know if they see that corner of the monitor.
Or even a screenshot of a random post in case you don't want to be on the site itself on company time.

I'm on the website on company time in the middle of a meeting RIGHT NOW

>not liking early slayer

Their first two albums are fucking kino, especially for the time they came out.

I tell them I like Fallout and leave it at that. If they press I say New Vegas, if they start to press further I finally tell them my favorite is Fallout 2. If they know what that game is then I feel comfortable enough to start talking about games with them, otherwise I just stick to the vague normie franchises and pretend I play them. I can bullshit well enough to where they buy that I play them even when I don't.

Honestly I just pretend I like movies more than video games, most normies at least have seen a lot of the mainstream movies I like. Same thing with music and books, though people aren't too keen on books nowadays, it feels like.
>hey user I heard you talking to x that you liked reading hellboy
>are you going to see the new movie?
>why not?

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>actually had a decent conversation today with a 30 yo boomer about chris-chan, ED, chanology, EFG, and how shit /pol/bis
Felt honestly surreal

What fucking schools have you been to?

Even before Geek Culture shit became accepted I never got shoved into lockers

Lie on your resume, 9/10 places don't fact check that shit

>chanology
Now that takes me back. I remember all that going down my senior year of high school. Fuck I've been here too long.

>manager asks me if I play fortnite
>”No, it’s garbage.”
>never get asked about fortnite again

>living in a third world shithole where it isn't free

I mean, it kinda does at first glance

benis

Me and my co-workers joke about sucking off each other

>coworker starts talking about vidya
>reveal their power level is massively higher than mine
>feel insecure, dont wanna be the relatively normalfag coworker

Why cant I judt have a mildly autistic coworker to relate too. Its either normalfags or turbo autists, no middleground

Exaggeration about bullying

Coworkers/Classmates talk about Marvel and Star Wars movies

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