Well?

I don't want a GF. I like my hobbies.

I'm scared that I would get hurt or hurt them. I live with my parents. I'm a NEET. I'm scared of intimacy as much as I crave it. I can't take getting hurt.

I only fuck/makegf girls that make me absolutely horny or fit my ideal type as close as possible, wasting my time with other women just because they have a pussy feels like betraying my standards.
I've just moved cities and had no time to met new people, that's why I have no gf atm. That might change soon since I'm starting several group activities this week.

I have a celestial girlfriend she is cool!!!!

More importantly
Why are you still making these threads

The main girls that're into me are a combination of crazy and taken, and I'm enjoying a peaceful life. Add the fact that false rape accusations have already taken out a few friends I used to hang out with, and you get someone who can't trust women.

because I have a boyfriend

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*punches her in the face*
*pins her to the ground*
*rapes and impregnates her*
*slices off her head*
hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHHA ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

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I love Chara!

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I'm fat, ugly, have a small penis, and am only attracted to centaurs

The Jews

Because I just dumped my last girlfriend.

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>group activities
Like what? I want a gf too

Girls are always engaged, they go from dick to dick, never single even when they say so

>I can't take getting hurt.
pain belongs to life as much as happiness. it's clear that you're already hurting a lot. maybe you want to look for a nice therapist who can help you work out some of your issues so you'll hurt a little less?

How do you progress from "guy she knows and talks to in class" to "boyfriend", Yea Forums?

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Dumping someone cause they cucked you isn't something to be proud of user...

Have sex

too expensive
complains too much
will cheat anyway so why not just hire a whoah

ask her out and show interest

2 reasons really I think:
-I just legitimately have no idea how. I'm not some antisocial sperg, I have plenty of friends, both male and female and am generally rather well liked, I just literally have no fucking idea how to actually pick someone up and start dating them
-I just don't put enough effort into it, at least that's what I think. I had a few cases when I felt that I have a chance with some girl or that she is interested in me, but I blew it by being too hesitant and not acting firmly enough

Because I'm a big autist who keeps rejecting girls who're looking to fuck in the delusional dream that I'll find someone worthwhile

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>not being the girlfriend

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I have a waifu of the pastel colored variety

this. My last gf wanted me to sell my motorcycle, sorry but bikey was here before you so bye.

Ask her out where though? A movie? Dinner? She'll know it's a date, right?

Rape and impregnate her. Women value strength and inherently desire to become mothers.

Because relationships are an annoyance and make me feel trapped

This was pretty clever

I've been practicing Muay Thai for a while now. It's great because compared to a gym, women there are actually trying to exercise and get fit instead of trying to flaunt their asses (the only thing they train), and are overall in much better shape if they're not taking steroids.
Not to mention the women I've met doing martial arts have been always pretty chill, ironically quite feminine and disciplined since they're okay getting their asses kicked daily if it means they'll get better at at defense.