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Babe...
>teenage girl and an unlikely group of adventurers
DROPPED
>not steve
literally why?
I bet there won't be herobrine or FLAOT either
Are they gonna have Samuel L. Jackson as mine Shaft???
because liberals hate white men and Hollywood is run by liberals
Mineycrafters confirmed a bunch of teen girls
Steve doesn't even exist ingame anymore
>live-action
>not animated
How do you fuck up so hard?
steve isn't even white. mutt at worst, samoan at best.
> no steve
Guess he was irrelevant after all de geso ~fufufu~
I just realized that considering the trend, we'll probably get a Fortnite movie in a couple of years too.
Fuck me.
i mean, we'll see.
If it stays popular, maybe. More likely is a cartoon network/nickelodeon daytime show. Even then, it's not too likely because of the guns and violence.
Notch is going to be on suicide watch once the trailer drops.
>It'll just be a string of shorts following around separate characters as they do dumb shit
>entire movie is quick gags to get kids laughing
>obligatory dance scene
>end of the movie has that one asshole who was always fucking up or doing nothing winning
wizard of oz?
>hey lets make a movie a game and buther the entire promise
this has happened so many fucking times
Did he sign away all rights to the brand? I can't imagine any competent lawyer would let that shit slip through the cracks. Also, I don't know, really. minecraft has been waning in popularity for the last year or so. Not that it's not still mega enormously popular, but you won't see it nearly as much as fortnite now.
Dear god, what have we dpne to deserve this?
Why insult the ancients again?
Too bad it won't be Swedish. Fuck America.
I don't get it, aren't Steve and those tribal looking motherfuckers the only ones who survived the apocalypse/whatever the fuck happened in the world of MC? I know Telltale made a game with more people but who gives a fuck about that?
Well, you know something's dead when Hollywood gets around to making a movie about it.
>live action
Oh boy.
This will be the most cancerous thing in history up to that point, and things may only get worse from there.
>the real victory Royale was friendship after all
No Uwe Boll, no buy.
Oh man did Hollywood ran out of ideas
by 2022 everyone will be playing Hytale
Do you think Notch ever regrets what he's done?
I remember buying the Alpha when I younger and watching Simon and Lewis run around and have fun
But.
Is it good that it happened?
Can those happy times make up for the cancer that followed?
of course he did retard. u think microsoft would just hand over 2.5 billion and leave notch with any kind of veto power or control over minecraft?, not a chance. only thing he can do now is whine on twitter
>if it stays popular
the angry birds and slendarman movies came out 8 years after their relevancy
>live action minecraft
>live action
>female lead
place your bets everyone, what's going to be worse
>detective black man dodgeball mime pikachu
>sonic the blue armed hedgehog
>minecramp
strawpoll.me
no, a majority of minecrafts audience today is full of discord weeb trannies and normies
I could get behind squid girl posting
There are no liberals in Hollywood. Jews hate white people and hollywood is run by jews. The girl will be black.
I think they went with a femc to attract the female market to the game, not to sell to the male market that already plays it.
How the fuck do they have it down to the exact day when it's three years out?
ah, you're doing the "classical liberal" meme, good luck with that one.
those memories will always be with me until my dying day
Predict the movie's plot and ending, Yea Forums.
That black actor is boring as shit, and even though some of the writing seems terrible Pikachu’s character might be its only good thing. Sonic has Jim Carrey, so that might not be so bad. Also if it gets some ideas form the Sonic Boom Show it could be passable. I have no faith in Minecraft.
Its more of the fascist meme about jews being a hostile foreign body that control society
sonic has post insane episode jim carey as a character who can only be portrayed well by one person
>Live-action
>Minecraft
>Movie
Can we just nuke Hollywood already?
>Steve doesn't even exist ingame anymore
is this really true?
no, but he slowly is becoming less and less relevant
it isn't true but the default character for most pirated copies is a blonde woman
I got a lot more hopeful for the pokemon movie after the most recent trailer, if they can have a decent amount of action scenes that alone might salvage the film.
I really do wish they had gone with a more noir voice for pikachu though, I like Reynolds but I am not sure he fits here
>THIS SUMMER
>GO ON A ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME
>ONE THAT GOES INTO THE BLOCKY WORLD OF CREEPERS AND ENDERS
sounds like garbage that will get a metascore of
Will the teenager girl look like that girl from the Minecraft porn videos?
Because contrary to what the uglysteve fags would have you believe, Steve is not an icon and instead is just the shitty default skin everybody replaces within seconds of downloading the game.
corporate suits that are so disconnected from reality they don't realize what video games even are.
>warcraft movie retcons a bunch of shit and isn't fully cg, anyone that isn't chinese hates it
>angry birds movie 8 years late
>slenderman movie 8 years late
>detective pikachu makes half of the pokemon look like shit and is about the one game NOBODY fucking bought
Let's narrate the trailer Yea Forums!
IN A RANDOM SEED...
ONE GIRL
FUCKS
HER PIG
AND THE ENDER
PLAYED BY ROB SCHNEIDER
AS
AND OWEN WILSON AS THE VILLAGER
this is just garbage that'll shit on minecraft's reputation even more, sad because its actually a good game
HE
let's compromise and say it's a hostile homegrown body that control society, i will even go as far as say that Gypsies are quintessentially European if they wanted to.
>that premise
Maybe it's because I haven't played it, but I thought Minecraft was about a guy named Steve doing whatever the fuck he wanted in a world where he's the only human. Am I wrong?
>that date
Why does it take American studios SO long to make a movie based on a trend? Angry Birds, mlp, and Fred were all way behind their respective trends.
You've gotta be SQUIDDING me! (get it? because cunny.)
Only charizard looks shit, everybody else looks great.
DODGEBALL
SHOULDERS
MIME
FURRY JIGGLYPUFF
that girl?
milla jovovich
Are you going to watch her movie?
Actually yeah I forgot about jigglypuff
Mr mime looks fine though.
TF 2 didnt get a show :(
Mmm
Detective pikachu lookin mighty fine right about now
>2022
Three fucken years? And they're already narrowing down the day?
they want to spite Notch for fucking up their brand
>Live action movie
>its really just CGI most of the time with one or two actual people
I don't get it, why do people try so hard to make everything live action, especially movies like this
I just want an enderman scene with no music and good camera work.
How could this happen Stevebros, we were supposed to be iconic.....
They're doing a good job fucking up the brand on their own.
Notch got two billion dollars for MC and I doubt it's worth more now.
>2022
>Well past the point that Hytale destroys minecraft
Seems about right.
How come Hytale is legal when its obvious copyright infrontment
How can one man be this based?
How is it? Square world and square characters isn't a Minecraft exclusive. There are dozens and dozens of clones on every console since its release. One more isn't gonna do anything.
he can afford to be based, he has billions of dollars of fuck you money
i hate that, that's even a controversial statement
>be Notch
>Kikerosoft removes your existence from the game
>it turns out to be an unforeseen act of mercy
>not in smash
>not even in his own game movie
oh no no no
Yeah, the designs are pretty ugly. However the writing might be good enough to salvage it for the most part, it seems like it could be a decent movie despite everything.
OH NONONONONONONONONO
FUCK
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TIME S-STEVECHADS
HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING?
Okay.
>female
Dropped
I admire you guys, it's really hard for a normal human to muster enough force yo be angry about Minecraft. But you guys achieve such scorching rage over meaningless bullshit, it's awe inspiring.
The Power of Autismo.
It's Minecraft: Story Mode but with fem!Jesse and the Ender Dragon replacing the Wither Storm
Is he really a swede?
about as Swedish as Arnold schwarzenegger is Austrian, not a whole lot