What video game characters will YOU name your kids after Yea Forums?

that's a pretty normal name, there are definitely far worse.

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>that shirt
Yep It’s retarded

Not Reimu.

>tfw went 26 years before finding out my seemingly normal name was actually taken from an Americanized anime dub my father loved

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even the baby looks mad she was named after a video game character.

that beard is clean though.

poor kid, doomed from the start

>my name is David
>only because my grandmother was antisemitic and my father wanted to make her mad

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>Dagoth Ur

I feel your pain. My name is Luke because my dad liked Star Wars a lot.

Ellie is a cute name.
You wouldn't even assume it's from a game, unlike other names-

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My name comes from my late grandmother finding it in the obituaries. It was a male stripper's name.

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My friend named her daughter Leona.

perhaps Claire or Sherry if daughter out of the top of my head

if boy definitly PLOK

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>Named after a Football Player
>The player is famous for being a massive cunt

Thanks Mom.

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Remember that time Acclaim were paying people to name their child after Turok?

At least you weren't named after a rockstar who overdosed

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>Overwatch hat
>Dragonball Z sweater
>Named kid after a video game

Why

Which is worse, Yea Forums?
>naming your children after characters from cheap, worthless media that somebody else created is
>plastering photographs of them all over the Internet not only before they are consenting adults, but before they even understand human language enough to verbally protest
>being the child of someone who wears an Overshit flat-brimmed cap

He's desperate to be part of a community

They need more likes on Twitter of course.

Little Dovahkiin should be all grown up by now

JC

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What's the point of naming your kid over a videogame, anime or whatever, if you're just gonna give him a common name, go all out or gtfo

>named after an Emperor because my mother thought I looked like a stylish motherfucker
>came out of her with a gigantic blond hair spike
>dad sliced it off immediately because he was mad I had better hair than he ever did
Feels good, not gonna lie.

Nice name.

yes

>dad tells me he was named after the first heavy weight boxing world champ from our country
>see this
literally the cringe generation

You know the sadder thing is we're here in a thread talking about this guy who the OP had to trawl for to find to post here after replying to Neill Druckman's tweets.

imagine being born to a fuccboi

I like you user.

>suggest Lucina as my daughter's name
>wife thinks it's some gay Roman shit
>it's actually a Fire Emblem reference

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Jesus Christ?

>parents name me Vegeta
>brother named Piccolo

I think so too.

My first son's middle name is Leon, my second son's middle name is Dante. I told the wife they were old family names.

Minamoto no Yorimitsu

I'll bless her with big tiddy genes.

My best mate named his kid after Finn from Adventure Time. There's much worse names, atleast it isn't something retarded.

I want to ____ your daughter!

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>Astolfo

>wife thinks it's some gay Roman shit
it kinda is to be fair
Lucis means light in latin so Lucina is probably some derivative

Eleanor is a cute name.
...from Bioshock 2.

Doomguy

now everyone will automatically think he's named after that baboon in starwars

>ruined their son's life for some free trash videogames
It's good to know I'll never be a more terrible parent than these faggots

>he didint go all the way to name the first child vergil

>mfw got named after one of the seven archangels

How original, mom.

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>tfw named after the most disgusting brand of beer

I'm named after a knight of the round table because i was born way too early and so kinda was dead, according to the guys i struggled and fought to survive even as a baby.

...My mother gave me the name of the knight with the saddest life, i guess it's karma that my life is going nowhere for now.

>No Vergil

What's the point?

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Dante if it's a boy, Jill if it's a girl.

Not vidya but I was named after the movie Lawrence of Arabia because my dad liked it, I'm yet to see the movie to see if I should be insulted

>he's now 13 years old
I hope his friends and teachers just call him Seth for gods sake.

Miller?

>I share my name exactly with my dad, his dad and my brother

for fuck's sake

Based granddad
Fuck antisemitic

What will his future be like?

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>Hey dad, how did I get my name?
>Well you see, there's this video game...

>he's now 13 years old
5 more years and Sephiroth will be posting on Yea Forums watching everyone make fun of him

If it was more common, i would definitely name my son Corvo; but it isn't common so fug.

>no peanus weanus
One job from this shitty board

Sorry to hear about that Heineken.

Beck
Most beer is gross to me but Becks tastes like fish and my dad half-jokingly claimed i was named after it.

>short
>ugly beard
>only wears pop culture merchandise
That's a sony fanboy alright

>named in the neo-national romanticist fashion with ancient ethnic sounding names that are literal literary inventions of the 20th c

Holy shit your name is Val also?

>my brother
wait you and your brother have the same name?
lmao

I would name a daughter Lady. I'd also fuck my future daughter

did you know that bed has a bounce effect now?

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Carl....sberg?

Or he will make a reddit post like the zoomer he is.
Still waiting for the kek.

Just think Yea Forums, this retard has had sex and now even has a family, while you all sit here. ALONE.

Jobber.

>beck
lool

>he thinks he isn't already posting here
Kek

it means raven

Inquisitor because it is a unisex name.

His dad will fake his own death, and his dad's business rival will move in with his mom and raise him. He'll never touch the mom though. His dad'll come back to his mom when he's like, 12 maybe.

I know a lot of people named Mario and I'm not even Italian.

It's at least a real name. So it's not going to end up a tragedy.

Your name has to be Mohammed, surely.

Big deal faggot, your mom's had that for years.

>This is my son, Guitaroo-Man

Gabriel?

I've heard babies compared to looking like potatoes before, but that's literally a tomato with eyes, nostrils and a mouth drawn on with a marker, placed next to some stuffed baby clothes.

>Peach
Just say you wanted a non-retarded version of Bob Geldof's daughter's name. Not that much of a stretch anyway since it's more common for women to get names like Ruby, Holly, Rose etc.

I am starting to see why my mother chose World Of Warcraft The Burning Crusade O’Donell for me

>Vert

I wish.
Michael.

There's a few of Arthur's knights who had shitty cards dealt their life. It's okay, Tristan.

Definitely you, enjoy dying alone

We are all gonna make it Balan. Ya gotta believe it to be true.

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>Luke, I'm your father HAHAHAHAHA
>stop it dad

I'd genuinely consider Lia.

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Some cultures do that. They all get the same first name as their dad and everyone refers to them by their middle name.

Not a bad idea to go with that, maybe even Sinclair if you want to go all out

>you will never have a cute daughter called Recette

If I have twins im actually naming my kids Dante and Verigl. If I had a daughter Regina. If I just had a son I dunno.

Wouldn't make it the kids name, but I'd probably nickname my son Jacket because I love me some Hotline Miami

It's a masterpiece user.

>brother of the coolest of King Arthur's knights
I'd be sad to be Sir Balan too.

sound white-trash-y and coalburner-y

Based

nigga was pissed even as a toddler

>tfw named after MK character

>name sons Dante and Vergil
>Vergil is the wacky fun one and Dante is super serious
>hope they don't grow up trying to kill each other

>Reading this thread when the most embarrassing thing about my name is my dad fucking up and making my middle name a girl's name as a mistake
>It's not even that feminine
>My first name wasn't picked because of anyone specific, it just had a neat meaning and sounded nice
Jesus christ Yea Forums what's wrong with your parents?

I know someone like that.

actually my daughter is named Ellie

Bayonetta

>little Mansex in fucking rural Kansas

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Orphan of Kos

Only pull the Dante Vergil if you get twins. Red and blue clothes so you can tell them apart and swear you're just a big fan of Dante Aligheri.

Jackson abbreviated to Jax?

What's your middle name then user-kun?

I hate millenials so much. Just look at this dude. Do you know how my brother is naming his son? Jazz, literally. My nephew is called Jazz.

>Only one of multiple children named after Biblical figures by Flanders tier Christian parents
>Also only one in the family who turned out not religious as an adult
A fact that tickles irony's judgment.

>Vergil is the wacky fun one and Dante is super serious
What kind of power is this?

Chosen Undead

What's up Quan Chi?

>dad named me after his colleges football field

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Okay Jarek

This. Naming my kid Jesus Christ Denton.

You're fucking disgrace, Bo Rai Cho.

Autism is genetic user, my mom is a she-sperg who learned to normiefy herself. A slightly quirky name is nothing new at all.

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Sup Noob?

Based PLOK poster

IVE STUDIED ALL YOUR MOVES SONYA

gitgud Noob

Named after Jazz Jennings?

Robin Williams daughter is named Zelda from tloz
that's cute

guessed it

this is why zelda is gay, sorry, ocarina of time is not the best game evar - if there is proof a stigma can actually ruin the thing, this is it.

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im sorry

I got named Iris and I'm not even a girl for fucks sake, I doubt I could ruin my kids future any worse unless I go full retard

Kimberly.

>tfw Fane

>my mother believes in all kinds of conspiracy/supernatural bullshit
>ghosts, UFOs, reincarnation you name it
>believes that the name you give to your kid you define his future
>gives me a name that means "the one who leads people to victory" in greek or some shit
When i asked why she told me that she wanted me to be a great president/dictator/leader for my country kek

>not even that feminine
Nigga you might as well become a trap

JC is pretty subtle. Also Anna F. W. Lastname, Gunther L. M. Lastname. Or just Paul.

Remilia, if a girl. Daniel, if a boy.
Implying I'll ever have children.

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did you get beat up in school for that?

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Might as well start using your codename

It's my middle name, it never comes up, and can be shortened to Kim, which is the name of the man who I was actually named after. My first name is pretty typically male.

not as gay as Beverly or Lindsey

>My nephew is called Jazz

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yeah because its so hard to change your childs name after getting all that free shit. fucking retards still posting and reacting to this shit 8 years later never ceases to amaze me.

ok, maybe it is

I don't get that impression. How do you see that?

>tfw my name is Dick and I'm a 30 yr old boomer.

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Lia is a normal name though, so you can cover it up easy.

faggot

I'd love to be named Raiden.

>kid named after a video game character
>overwatch hat
>dbz shirt

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I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me

I'll name my daughter Strelitzia.
Lizzie as a nickname.

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that's the sound he'll make when you will drop him on the floor

kim jong un?

also since when can you choose your childs middle name?

Real talk, Yea Forums. What would you name your child?

>Grandma wants me to be [Dad] Jr.
>Mom wants to name me after Jimi Hendrix
>Dad makes them compromise.

If male: Magnus
If female: Sylvana

Has your brother even listened to jazz in his life?

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Your father likes surf-rock user?

ah, a true gentleman *tips*

Last, in the first cases you aren't aware of your situation, in the last case you might become. First two replies are an example of not being aware.

What do you mean, since when can you choose your child's middle name? How the fuck else would you decide it?

Maybe Tobias/Toby

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That’s the best angel though user, my dad and brother have that name too

Are you russian by any chance, comrade?

Biblical names because they are awesome and undying. Alternatively I really like Allen for a boy.

>My name is Eros
h-haha.....

What would people even call her? Zia?

It isn't assigned to you by the glorious leader's citizen naming committee?

Could be worse. Your dad could've went and name you Sue.

>I was named after a character in the bible

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Ok, but Beck's is actually a good cheap beer.

Jazz Jackrabbit

Strelok.

Dang sorry to hear that, Bud Light

Do you just go by Richard?

Garl Vinland.

>since when can you choose your childs middle name?
I have 5 names
your country sets a name limit for kids?

What name user

If male: Yggdrasil or Nathanael
If female: Ivy or Mai

Not American though so I doubt that would've happened as he hates Americans to boot.
Apparently if I was going to be a grill they would've named me Erika after the march song as my dad is also a naziboo

In my country you get family name of your mother as a middle name and the family name of your father as a last name.

>Sam
>everytime i catch him sneaking around i'll say "I heard ya, Sam" like in the training mission of the first Splinter Cell

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cringe

Juni?

I prefer dick

beck is slang for weed/joint in my country
you'd be popular

Sep' here just turned 14 last month

I wonder how he's doing

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Zia or Strelly. You can never tell though sometimes. I used to work with a girl called Lorellan and everyone called her Rel.

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