HAHAHA LOLLL

Ancient men didn't desire big breasts either. The Romans and the Greeks admired small breasts as the ideal female shape. Only absolutely primitive cultures with barely any civilization admired fat, prosperous women as a whole because food was so scarce. The fact women could get so big was simply mindblowing to them, like an extreme fetish.

because lolis are superior, simple as that.

>The Romans and the Greeks admired small breasts as the ideal female shape.
they also thought small dicks were ideal

LOL

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based
also need cigarette burn

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Primitive man is the ideal. You can't deny your genetics.

>hunting a fucking boar with a stone knife

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mine was a super nintendo

I don't think any woman was EVER worried about possibly being a lesbian for enjoying the sight of bouncing boobs though.

Lmao that's probably because they were white

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haha boobs am I right fellow men?

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It's the basedman's fantasy. He's so disconnected from nature he doesn't know better

>zoy in a word gets filtered

impressing

I don't know much about caveman lifestyle, but I'm pretty sure that didn't use stone knifes against boars. I'm also a lot more sure it took more then one hunter to kill a boar

the point is manliness not hunter gatherer lifestyle accuracy

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It's weird because he got the tusks that it would use to gore him pretty accurately.

Source?

>normal penises don't
>implying black people aren't normal
Is that subtle racism? I guess the giant pink lips were already kind of doing it.

What the fuck were they supposed to do? Run up to the pig 1v1 and fucking suplex it into submission?

You're right, a sink would be more effective

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i dunno man, i have seen some pretty big humans

Why do they both grow old?

Bärenspieß nigga
do you know them

I do, but on my own body

>They run it over

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>that tag team with the car
holy shit kek

Hentai dialogue has unironically made me lose my boner pretty much every time I've tried watching it.

Swamp Stamp

Are you a faggot? Jesus user you didn't even think before you hit Post

In Japanese porn black people are essentially orcs

Ah yes, humans, we still got it. Civilization hasn't ruined us after all.

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They are saying that having the Wii U as first console means that they are now old.

Nothing wrong with it, animals were chase till they fatigue, you could just stone them to death

yeah and?
they wanted to survive and not risk it

>ROAD ROLLER DA.webm

lol (laughing out loud)

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Wii U was 7 years ago
Xbox 360 was 14 years ago
Xbox was 18 years ago

Acquire taste

>He wants to see a white girl get fucked by a black man

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Well that's fucking stupid, the Wii U released not even a full 7 years ago.

Yeah!

>tfw first console was xbox 360
I don't get it, am I a zoomer or an old man?

>HIRO THIS IS THE FUCKING ADVERTISERS, YOU HAD YOUR LAST CHANCE ITS OVER!!!

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Why are you greentexting that in a negative judging fashion but then you have this webm saved on your computer? Are you actually retarded?

user. I was 12 years old 7 years ago.

...

You'll always be a zoomer to me

>white girl

Why did the other guy become old too?

Is that the joke?

Is this an edit and the edit is a joke I don't understand because I'm stupid or didn't pay attention?

Please explain the joke to me so that I may drone on and on about what it just isn't funny, and that I would have understood it if yada yada, and owlturd was always a whiner milking self-loathing in his audience and yada yada.

Time
Keeps on slippin
Slippin
Slippin

Into the future...

get the fuck off my board, zoomer

Based cunnysseur

Based

so based

Consoles don't become "retro" until they're at least 20 years old, Wii U is still a baby-aged console.

Reminder that DOOM came out over 25 years ago

someone who got the wii u as a 7 year old could now be a teenager

>be me, first weeks of uni
>class decides to go bbq in the woods
>starting to run out of firewood
>chad viking guy hands me his hatchet and tells me to split some small logs
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>fail miserable, miss swings and get it stuck
>chad viking guy looking at me silently
>hear some girls laughing

never went with them to anything again. video games are more my thing

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Garden

what game

Is it wrong I got a boner from this.

Code?

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Let me guess, Slavs?

Why do those nipples look so bad compared to the rest of the art?

well you're the guy with the axe you know what to do

We /pol/ now

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hey one of htem is a pig so it's ok

holy fuckin kek

They set you up, retard. That's why you dont accept challenges you know nothing about. At the very least you should've asked him to demonstrate.

Yes, the last bastion of Western civilization, Russia

Hey, it worked. We are the master race, you cannot deny it anymore.

>chad viking gets to flex to show girls
>while user looks like he can't do shit
He had no way to win in that situation. If he had been man enough he would have been able to make some logs, it's easy as shit.

>MFW I realize I was 50 years old 70 years ago

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>if i'm a fag everyone else but be one too!

You fool, you could have out-chad that but you decided to be a faggot

>he doesn't know how to chop wood
wtf how. HOW old were you again? 18, 19? Embarassing user.

just like everywhere else

I mean, pretty much this but unironically.

Sounds like an asshole.

Keanu what the fuck are you doing here?

No shame in not knowing
There is shame in not trying to learn
In this case, you should have asked the viking to teach you, probably would have made a friend

Who the fuck doesn't love titties.
Titties are amazing and the most aesthetic of the genitalia, ahead of asshole, then dick, then pussy.

never been more appropriate to post this.

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Hopefully you learned the valuable lesson of admitting up front if there's something you don't know how to do.

Saves you from that one out on the job, where a similar setup could get you fired.

>fail to cut wood
>chad viking laughs
>I squad and spread my butt
>unload one my special brown logs
>lets see if you can cut this

well at least you know how to chop wood now right?

This.
Human sweat glands let our ancestors just run animals down until they were too exhausted to run or fight.
Persistence hunting is like being the monster in a horror movie that just keeps coming.

>asshole
>genitalia

drumpfkin spotted

If you can't show it on American TV then it's genitalia in my eyes.

sorry, I don't speak retard, can you talk in english?

its not even something you need to know how to do
you fucking hit the wood with the axe

>he can't 1v1 a pig under final destination restrictions
lmao

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you don't need to pretend to be retarded, drumpftard

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The palestinian leader's address to the UN is genitalia?

A boar weighs conserably more than a mountain lion, but that other user is still a fucknut.

You cant possibly know everything, the guy just set you up in a thing that he dominates and you fell for it, the game was rigged from the start, dont be an idiot, be proactive and you could be chad instead of incel.

how the fuck can you not chop wood
just hit it with the bladed edge dumbass

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youtu.be/WLmEwU3CvWI