User! Hey! God, it's been so long since we've seen you!

Hey Trip what's hanging?

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>clips through door to outside the apartment
what now faggot
MELONS

B-but I've always wanted to confess my love for you. I even brought small-size condoms.

GONZALO

Grace is cheating on you, Trip. It's all your fault. You're weak, and all of the forced romantic gestures, the flowers, the wine, will not change the fact you're a sub par mate who falls short in every aspect desirable. Just imagine how many dicks her big juicy ass has taken behind your back Trip, your marriage is a lie.

also melons

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Nigger

>Rings

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Is there a single video game character that could defeat Trip in a battle?

I AM GENGHIS KHAN

THIS IS A MILITARY CAMP

Post yfw user doesn't want drinks

*blocks your path*

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Can you please post the video I've been looking for it forever.

youtube.com/watch?v=cPx9zwH9IWc

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>Playing Facade as Satania
This sounds like endless fun.

>show me youre penes

>also melons

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Can you leave with his wife?

friendly reminder that will never happen for 75% of the users of this board
the remaining 25% are FUCKING NORMIES AND DESERVE DEATH
DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING FAGS

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No, because the guest character (user) is canonically gay.

just because you're gay doesnt mean everyone you play as is

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Guy who made that video killed himself.

If it makes you feel better we don't have as much time for vidya anymore

>tfw girl i know acts extra friendly and happy to me when im my usual apathetic mood
>when i feel fine and act friendly she barely gives a shit
what the fuck man

Trip youre wifes a whore fuck me instead

Unless of course she wants to join in too...

what the fuck is this thread about

Melons

user, I think it's time you left.

You just activated my trip card

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What does it mean when they just stand there stairing at you

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Now it's my time to make a request, there is a certain MLG420NOSCOPEXxX remix that has a triple kiss on trip from what I remember, anyone have it?

Just make small talk

By that i mean seduce trip

It means even in video games you can't stop being a fucking spaghetti lord.

Look at where the pointer is at and guess.

Really?

youtube.com/watch?v=rg_mXChu4rE
>The comments
holy shit it's true

it would make me feel better if you fucked off

look at this absolute unit...

Any*
My steam login last login is over 300 days ago.

>I RAPED YOU JUST KIDDING YES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>always act apathetic to her

>hey look who came out of their cave!

Just looking at him makes me feel miserable. Is this what over 70% of Yea Forums posters look like?

Why do the good and funny die, Yea Forums?

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Kek best edit.

Most of Yea Forums is dangerously underweight believe it or not. That is why they have a burning hatred for fatties though, it makes them feel better about being 20 pound skeletons.

I wish I was a skele, user. I'm a worthless somewhat overweight pile of trash that hasn't left home in months.

Why don't you just save the image with that fucking filename, retard? Fucking reddit.

I wish I was too, it'd be so easy and fun fixing it.

Want to feel worse?
Here's him back in 2006 when he first made that song
youtube.com/watch?v=baDCsCoofxo

>fun
>implying skeles like to eat
t. 130 lbs

Literally order a pizza, eating is the most pleasurable thing in the world.

user that's no healthy way to think about food

No shit, that's how I got fat, but I just started exercising and eating better and I'm losing weight stupidly fast, dietician even said to ease up. I miss eating whatever the fuck I want, being healthy better be worth it.

27 year old pagliacci

Why is this thread taking such a depressing turn

You mean the thread about a game about a failing marriage?

What the fuck man.

Did Kiwifarms do anything wrong?

>His smile and optimism: gone.

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Why?

It really really isn't. You have to fully turn off your brain and have no dignity to genuinely feel that way.

I just want you to know that I care about all of you, Yea Forums.

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*ahem*

FUCK MELONS

Nice try skeleton

Literally gangstalked until he offed himself

>a bulimic teenage girl thinks he knows what he's talking about

Haha okay

>bulimic
do you know what that word means?

This is so fucking sad.

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Something you are for the attention.

>found a mentally ill woman who thinks i'm funny cause i repeat simpsons quotes and dumb Yea Forums jokes
>lets me have sex with her
it's not that hard to be honest

Maybe because your petty ass disowned me when I asked if the fruit bowl had melon. I'm here for my five bucks and I'm leaving,

>i repeat simpsons quotes and dumb Yea Forums jokes
For some reason I'd really like to punch you in your mouth.

Going through and watching this dude's spiral makes me fucking hate everything

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And with good cause.

That's a Simpsons quote isn't it?

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I'M GONNA SAY THE M WORD!

rip kaz

Yea

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What happened to him

gangstalked by who?

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youtu.be/X_hvLqo5IjA

Thread theme.

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A certain kiwi farm gangstalked him for a long while.

"I WILL NOW FUCKING KILL SELF"

haha epic we did it kiwi

>he actually did

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facade.fandom.com/wiki/Adolf_Hitler

Can someone make an ai that does this game please

Don't they go for lolcows or people with strange lives? Why were they going after him?

An AI that can properly play Facade and get the real ending would be genuinely fucking horrifying.

They're cunts

Is there more powerful being than him?
absolutely NOTHING can stop him from moving you from his home. You'd go in with a mechsuit and he'd throw you out like you were a piece of paper

They're dickheads that think that a mentally ill dude who's living a rough life = lolcow.

lol

You can clip through the wall and he won't be able to reach you.

The issue with Kiwifarms is they are sort of idiots that hide behind "changing lolcows to become normal people" when a lot of times they are the same lolcows they rail against. Do not forget they use to be called CWCForums for a long time until they fucked Chris Chan too hard.

kiwifarms.net/threads/kazztawdal-alex-mcdougall.38851/
Here is the thread if you guys are interested in reading. Apparently the dude liked kids or something but then again it is foxdick farms so you never know what is real or what is trying to stir up controversy.

>also melons

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His last post in the thread before he probably killed himself. Man this is one fucked up read
>Well, I'm proud to be a lolcow. Please enjoy my future antics

you actually not wrong even though i started eat like normal person i cannot get weight

Melonposters deserve to be escorted out of this planet.

>Authorities who found the body say it was found hanging from a bridge in a hobo camp.

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about to enter roleplaying as dante

He didn’t deserve his fate

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There is no evidence backing this up though IE. a death certificate. I hope he faked his death and just walked away from the internet considering the only proof we have he is dead is a discord message.

I'm surprised no one's made a VR remake of Facade.

You outplayed him so fucking hard.

a pewdiepie video

How do you get this shit running on Windows 10? felt like replaying it but it is a no go, wasn't there a browser version though?

no clue senpai

melon

Hello,my wife

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Can Yea Forums rally together to stop kiwi farms,they drove two people to suicide(temple os guy and kazz) they ruined and still ruin a metally ill persons life (chris chan)
Can we like stop them some how?They fucking kill people.

the people here that did raids fled to those kind of sites or grew bored of it, don't expect any personal armies anymore

>kazztawdal killed himself
No fucking way. I remember finding him from a thread here, when he played that broken Pokemon romhack. Fuck dude.

user, I-- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy.

Now, now, user. In one word, what does this picture make you think of?

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melons

No, no, that's not it...

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>kiwifarms gangstalk another person on the guise of wanting them to get help

How ya doing Trip!~

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manipulation. She wants something from you and it's most likely she just wants to virtue signal. She could want something else, but everything besides sex wouldn't be worth your time imo

Hey Trip, nice to see you, but it seems you've forgotten i'm chinese so please call me by my given name, Me-Long

Trip looks like that type of guy that came that close to shooting up his school and still manage to be too much of a wimp to carry on.

I usually say Genocide

Damn.

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Its not just me then, forever below 131

i got memed into buying this game because of the potted plant girl and it's VERY mediocre.

Head like a fucking orange

Faggots.

That image is not how it works. I tried dating a pissboy. He remained pissy.

No buy a steak. The feeling after eating a high-protein meal is the best.

Fuck you

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That's what you get for thinking with your penis and not your brain.

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>flirt with Grace all evening
>kiss and hug her, but spread out so I don't get kicked out
>get them to break up and Tripp to leave
>probably bang her after it fades to black

who /chad/ here

idk the game looked fun but it's kind of poorly designed. Why the FUCK do you die from small falls? Why is climbing so slow? Why is crawling so slow? Shit is just tedious. But hey it's only $10 so whatever.

Depends on how the person turned bad, recent issues compared to old lingering issues, if bitterness became part of someone's personality it's sad but it's impossible to change, it'll always be there, best they can do is hide it.

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>stares at painting
>Walks backwards
>Aligns self with desk and wall
Melon
>Proceeds to run through the wall for the chase of a lifetime
>Escaping into the void to evade Trip

How do I into Grace?