>Realism
>Realism
>Realism
I am sick and tired of this shit!
Why is every game obsessed with becoming more realistic?
Why is 99% of gamers cheering when a game is revealed and it has boring, generic, realistic artstyle and ugly realistic women?
It's fucking boring!
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perform sexual intercourse
>weebs
headpats are basically rape
> no cow print lingerie
One job.
Just don't play AAA mass wide appeal games and suddenly it's like realism doesn't exist in 99% of games.
It's not like it's the most common thing.
Imagine 20 years later finding this video of your mother
No horns either. You can tell it’s a westacuck production.
interesting
Its true. Girls prefer head scratches over head pats. Can confirm with my wife and girls I dated when I was younger.
Is this the Dust spinoff LN?
>Why is 99% of gamers cheering when a game is revealed and it has boring, generic, realistic artstyle and ugly realistic women?
Because it panders to normalfags. People love to say "OMG THAT ROCK JUST LOOKS LIKE A REAL ROCK WOW SO FUCKING REALISTIC AND IMMERSIVE" and brag about raw graphics and specs despite not knowing shit about them.
You just know in the full video the fat beta cameraman keeps saying "Hmmm, oh yeah, you like this, don't you? yes"
The general pipeline and knowhow of game graphics has leaned toward realism so hard for decades now that it's harder to do stylization than realism. Imagine trying to do something like Darkstalkers where practically every action involves the characters doing crazy shapeshifting. Goes completely against the entire "build, texture, and rig one model" method that has been established as the norm.
Persue intercourse*
#BoycottCensoredVideoGames
fornicate
Fortniteicate*
this
that's why i grab girls by the pussy to show affection.
Headschratches and hair combing is the way to go. A soft hand running through her hair gets you more brownie points than anything else.
>soft hand
Yeah, girls love soft hands. I should moisturize.
>Thinking that girls enjoy getting patted on the head is the fantasy of a virgin, you know?
Is this true?
the fact that they don't is just proof of their irrelevancy
Dilate regularly.
no
I feel personally attacked by this image
Yes, just do some scratches behind the ears and the neck.
>asking Yea Forums this
Nope.
t. used to lie in bed with a girl while petting her head and we'd just lie quietly like that for a while, shit was relaxing as hell. I miss her bros
Learn japanese and stop playing western games. There, solved your problem.
Me too bro. Not the girl herself, but the company itself is what I miss most.
It's more fun when they dont like it because you mess up their hair but tolerate it in a tsundere way.
Did she die?
I always assumed that head scratches/hair combing was the real life equivalent to head pats. It's pretty similar but more comfy for both parts.
Do people really want to do head pats specifically? I don't think not even a pet would prefer that.
>GF likes headpats and often asks for them.
OPs image is the equivalent of virgins telling other virgins to get laid
Nah, we just broke up
Women are dogs thus a headpat is appropriate
Maybe she hated headpats after all.
I mean it depends on the woman. A buddy of mine did this to his girlfriend, now I like my friends and she was nice enough about it, but she clearly lost respect for him.
What the fuck are you complaining about?
Do you realize that majority of people want videogames to be alternative versions of reality?
MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN ANIME, THEY WANT TO LIVE IN REAL WORLD BUT WITH SUPERPOWERS or even just be a hero or SOMETHING.
>but she clearly lost respect for him
What the fuck? Girls are too much trouble if you have to walk on eggshells literally all the time lest you plant the seed of adultery.
Maybe she liked big black dicks after all
pic is true, girls actually enjoy being patted on the butt
She hates it.
Would be strange, considering she asked for them in the first place, but women have some weird logic to them so who knows
Women want to be surprised, you shouldn't do what they tell you to do
that's horrible advice
Yes. Amazon reviews say it's shit.
I dont know about just head pats. But I'm married, and women love head scratches,massages, and hair brushing, even with the hand instead of a comb. They fall asleep to repetitive motions like that when tired easy.And it takes a while to get to the relationship level where people are comfortable to allow you to do that. It's more intimate than a kiss.Do not do that too early unless she seems to enjoy having her hair played with.
But, headpats? Like a dog?That's iffy.
Must be why Fortnite is popular nowadays, right?
Most realistic game I've ever seen.
Pat yourself on the head. Did it actually feel good? All it does is mess up your hair.
Headpats feel good
Hand>comb.
The most important part is to be gentle.
>Pat yourself on the head. Did it actually feel good?
Yes
It made me feel sad.
I've met honest to God people who think anime speak is real life. Anime is cute and fooling around is fun, but they apply anime logic to a lot of what they do in social situations online and off.
No, a head scratch and brushing, that's nice and feels goot. Patting , the effect of a hand going up and down, vertically on the surface on the head, is basic "Good Job, Rusty" tier stuff.
>that girl who closed her eyes when she smiled
Suck your own dick. Did it actually feel good?
>hair brushing
if her hair is curly then that's no good, it hurts.
I was actually talking about guys I know. Girls always get a free pass for that stuff
Not from me they don't.
There's nothing more annoying than a fake "cute" voice.
Oh god no how embarrassing
Reminder to let the shower massage your scalp to maximize comfy.
List some examples
Well I’m a virgin and it’s my fantasy so yeah
Are you telling me Japanese girls don't add "nanoja" after every sentence they say?
What the fuck
Get you one of these if you want to get your dick sucked.
What if my girlfriend isn't A JEW
Based.
Wait, what?
I don't like getting patted, makes me feel like I'm 5. Neck scratches and hair combing is top fucking tier though.
I once brushed my gf's teeth because Bakemonogatari made it seem fun. We both enjoyed it and still do it from time to time
Shut it down
Girls dont like headpats but I do it anyway.
but i don't think girls enjoy getting patted on the head, i know it. i tested it with my wife
If her hair is curly then she's no good.
butt pats is where it's at, you pleb god, it's been too long without my bf
You know too much user.
damn...we gamers must really rise up
No. Girls and boys alike enjoy physical affection. OP is just a master memer trying to force his new creation upon the board, same as the "have sex" redditors.
Faster
Its literally an anime thing.
Its an easier and cheaper way to convey comforting someone.
Ever seen anything weeb where scratches are involved? Its harder to animate actually pushing into and against someones skin or hair than a simple up and down pat motion.
>having a wife or girlfriend or fwb
Daily reminder that you're objectively a faggot. Only REAL men can handle their another man's throbbing, hard member.
>in car with a friend
>start patting her head after she vented about her issues with her bf
>glares at me, i keep doing it
>"What am I, a dog?"
>"Yeah"
>and then she fuckin bites my hand
She's a good friend
>Ever seen anything weeb where scratches are involved?
Usually it's rubbing/stroking, not patting, though.
They just translate it a "pat" because words like "stroke" and "pet" sound sexual or weird.
Just fuck her already
A weeb anime where 90% of the animation isn't still text images
based and fagpilled
That would appear the end goal to a man, but to a woman it would signify the beginning of something.
god I want a girl to scratch my head and hug me while I lie in her lap
I'm so lonely
Are you just asking for recommendations?
>anything weeb
I smell a moving goalpost. You're 100% right with the whole "it's easier to animate headpats than real caressing", but there are some sporadic exceptions.
My niece likes it when I pat her head
Faster?
I want to lie on a girl's lap, while she cleans my ear with those cotton balls on a stick, that honestly look very uncomfortable
I want to but her bf is one of my best friends and I'm not that much of a shit head. He really wouldn't care, but it would bother me.
he likes head pats
Post more faggots
I can fucking feel it.
you guys know about hatomugi asmr right
I don't know how it works, but by God's design, it's a fucking amazing feeling.
My girlfriend legitimately loves it. She'll even stop whatever she's doing just to focus on enjoying it, and when I stop she always looks sad.
>cotton balls on a stick
god dammit user
Because normies want games to simulate their boring lives. Meanwhile depressed neets want to escape into another reality that's nothing like their bleak life.
Don't cuck your bro, brethren before wenches.
You're missing out. It's very comfortable. Not to mention you get ASMR treatment too. Some Asian massage place offers that service. It isn't the same as getting it from free from your lover.
>her bf is one of my best friends
>He really wouldn't care
>literally cuck
Hey user!
nani? s-she's fast!
Sorry, I missed a comma, I didn't want you to post a faggot
>it's more intimate than a kiss
>tfw I stroke hair in the club
Just fuck him already
Its a shitty situation where she's madly in love with him, but he's already lost the love of his life so he's kind of just settling. He really wasn't into it at first, and tried to "push her off onto me" so to speak during a couple of their short breakups in the past. He seems to be more into their relationship as of late, which makes me happy.
no u
asians do it because their ear wax is different
there's no reason for a white person to get their ears cleaned like that
Why is Arararagi such a deviant?
Nigga what
It's true. Dry wax is a very real difference and coincides with some other expressed traits
>deviant
He only did to Hachikuji things what I would love to but never would dare to.
>first episode with snail
>Araragi: "She is really annoying"
>every other episode with snail
>Araragi: "I want to fuck this creature"
The fuck is wrong with him?
Exactly what he said. Asians have a hard crusty grey earwax that significantly impedes their hearing if not regularly cleaned out. Caucasians have yellow/brown soft earwax that doesn't require much attention.
Both races can have the other kind of earwax but it's rare.
He's a tsundere.
Yeah. He should have been trying to fuck her from the start.
Meant for
Snail is a snotty brat, nothing sexy about her
Wow, I thought I just heard something stupid.
>when your political ideology is so hair brained insane that not even your intellectuals want you around
...
I count at least three criminal offenses
>Either shit testing you
>Or too open to have a healthy relationship
The correct answer is always to dismiss her
>Girls not wanting to be patted and kissed on the head.
Truely the darkest timeline.
"love" is for virgins, the only real way to have a relationship is to emotionally numb yourself until you feel nothing but social obligation to fuck and reproduce
But I wanna try!
>implying that love is not a willed action similar to what you're describing
It's not that games try to be realistic, it's that they try to be realistic while arguing they're not supposed to be taken that way. So revisionists go "oh it's just a game, it's not supposed to be realistic, we can put strong women and niggers on it" but at the same time they want to make everything else realistic, see?
where do I get a gf that wants me to headpat her
Externalizing a desire for love shows you're inexperienced, desperate, and largely a red flag
You don't, women hate intimacy
As other anons tell you, lots of girls love physical expressions of affection. It's human nature, period. Even men love it, they're just traditionally raised to not show it.
What makes a relationship with a woman so great isn't the sex. You can make your dick feel better with an onahole. It's the cuddling and being close and intimate with someone that makes it so great. And as much as never experiencing that can hurt, experiencing it and then losing it hurts far more. You're really better off not knowing for yourself.
Women love being petted on the pussy.
They'll learn to like it!
Pls pet me
Catpat.
No
>tfw never knew an impressionable weeb girl
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM SO LONELY AND HORNY
Genetically engineered animal-girls when.
...
It's better that way, do not become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence
Robot wives will have customization options like cat ears
My wife likes it if I do it while embracing her. If I merely walk up and pat her she just tells me she's not a dog.
Context and mood is important, lads.
Asians here.
Westcucks would never understand the importance of headpat.
>Real women don't wanna be patted.
At least we still have doggos.
Can't wait.
a robot is inherently more deceptive than Yea Forums's average view of women because its ai is designed to fool the lizard part of your brain into think it's real people
Fine, you said please, I guess.
petting and patting are tow different things user.
In general, humans and dogs like the same things when it comes to getting affection, getting scratches behind the ear is so cash.
Kinda weird I always give headpats and even black chicks are OK with it, I guess I'm somehow attractive enough for them not caring.
i love you too Mikan
But I enjoy getting patted on the head. If boys like it I am sure girls do too.
Every warmblooded creature enjoys that, including my bird.
A soulless robot that's guaranteed to always pretend to love you despite not actually having emotions is still better than a soulless demon that will only potentially pretend to love you for a temporary period while secretly hating you and seeking to manipulate you for their own gain (aka a woman)
I never thought of this weird while watching anime but just trying it myself
what the fuck, it's incredibly awkward to smile with your eyes closed
You mean there's a chance I can find a girlfriend that let's me pet her?
>People constantly tell me that I'm a delusional weeb for thinking girls actually like headpats
>Has a 5'0 qt girlfriend who loves them
>She makes this happy "mmn~" noise and nuzzles against my hand whenever I pat her head and it's so fucking cute
>She also lets me lay my head on her lap when I play vidya
>I get to feel her soft hands stroke my hair while I rest on her super soft thighs
Livin' the dream. Eat shit, naysayers.
people do a lot of things that are inherently deceptive or are artificial facsimiles of activities. sleeping with or having a fake intimate partner wouldn't be the first, especially on a fucking video games board of all places
They also dislike and fear the same things.
but you can't make a robot change their mind through sheer force of will and head scratches
Yeah you change it's mind with the control panel.
I wish games just accepted what they were: escapism. Cater to my fantasies (not sexual, strictly anyway) and make a FUN video GAME. I wish normalfags would just fuck off from the industry.
Can't I have a robot that actually has emotions and that will be my best friend and play vidya with me, and discuss phylosophy with me.
I don't know your chances of getting a girlfriend, but if you do then the chance of her liking getting pet is pretty damn high.
Your mistake was assuming that destroying your source of fun wasn't the goal all along.
That sounds like mind control, not fine!
Done, what now?
I agree, sick of it.
Realized that realism doesnt bring anything good to the table while playing games like chrono trigger or earthbound. It feels like realism ruins the immersion and doesnt make you use your imagination. Its boring.
I do. With my girlfriend who loves headpats.
Maybe later, gotta get to know her first. Rushing things like that can lead to regrets.
imagine thinking people ever have """""sex"""""
No can do, she said it's not time yet.
/hack robot brain
/reprogram to be happy about mind control
I tried but she kept running.
LEAVE THE ROBRO ALONE!
That depends if you're likable or not.
If you give your robot emotions and the free will to decide whether it'll be your friend or not, it has the potential to say it doesn't like you and leave.
>phylosophy
No one will ever want to discuss philosophy with you, user.
As a man i enjoy getting gently patted and scratched in the head.
hielo to you too
Worth a try, I want a robro.
who the fuck are you dating
find a cute japanese/gook gf with straight hair
Honestly kids these days shouldn't be telling each other to do things without daddy's consent
shit no I dont want to reply to a loser
My father died 17 years ago, user.
Can you just go and do coke or something like a normal person?
YEAH I BET YOU LIKE THAT HUH FAGGOT
judging by the numbers of people that unironically post NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN...most people want games to be as real as possible. no artstyle, nothing. just be like real life.
bend over slut ;)
I feel like when people talk about virgins being bad or having issues they're trying to shift their own attention from being absolute losers in life to other people's imaginary flaws. Getting laid didn't stop them from being subhuman losers.
soul/souless is a stupid meme for brainlet boomers but there's unironically some merit to it
t. soulless
Have sex.
What a fucking retard.
People painting brown squares of shit and period blood led to the death of the artform.
yeah bro
its not like practically all western games are literally interchangeable or anything
The emergence of abstract paintings and art was literally a CIA bit in the 60s, there's still plenty of artists who still paint with models or motifs, they're just not given much attention literally because glowing redguards
>Women like to be surprised.
Is not asking for consent, knocking her out and tying her to a chair surprising enough?
god i wish that were me
1, 3, 5, 7 and 8
Say that to my face, not online, and see what happens. I'll pet you until you like it,.
I wish that were you as well, and I was there :^)