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Bigby is based as fuck
If you didn't understand what [Glass Him] meant you literally have autism disease.
heh
[GLASS HIM]
more games need the [Glass him] option
I means give him another drink?
>*Buys Africa a drink*
Based Rtas
No one has ever used that phrase to refer to buying someone a drink
I want Bigby to creampie me
Why is Kaiba from Yugioh glassing people.
TWAU 2 when?
inb4 NEVER EVER
nigger telltale went bankrupt
Why did people lose interest in telltale games?
Literally youtubers.
And the lack of variety or effort from telltale's part
Troika went bust and here we are getting Bloodlines 2
Nobody tell him..
>be american
.don't understand what 'glass him' means
Spread themselves too thin and never improved
Telltale never improved or grew as a developer, they just kept rehashing The Walking Dead. Mostly because of the incompetent management, by the time they pushed him out it was too late.
You know the answer, user.
We don't know if it's gonna be good though
>game advertises itself as a choose-your-own-adventure with branching story paths that can lead to multiple endings, claiming that your choices matter
>they don't.
>be yuroshit
>don't understand how to quote
How the fuck do you not know what glass him means? Like even if you aren't familiar with the phrase you should be able to infer what it means.
have you ever said any such thing at a bar?
>I'm just going to ask that guy to buy me a drink
>I don't think that's a good idea
>Relax, what's the worst that could happen?
>[Always Sunny music starts playing]user Gets Glassed
The fact that so many people fell for the Glass him part makes me laugh so much
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haha No
That's not how you buy someone a drink!
People realized their choices didn't really mean anything and TT released one mediocre game after another that couldn't live up to the few good titles they did have
[Glass the Jews]
glassing is euro-cuck lingo, specifically most popular in the UK, because they aren't allowed to carry real weapons. People don't get glassed in the united states, and its unreasonable to expect an american teenager or even young adult to know what the fuck glassing is.
We've been over this, [Glass Him] is euro-slang, it's not that weird that americans wouldn't know what it means.
daily reminder, when some faggot quotes american 'gun crime statistics boo hoo guns is bad', you can turn around and quote stabbing statistics for them, and uk in particular segregates their stabbing stats based on the type of weapon used with 'glassings' getting its own category. Glassing occur at an absurd rate of over 40-80,000 a year in that god forsaken land.
>american
typical fucking mutt with no reading comprehension can't use basic fucking spatial reasoning to figure out what simple lingo means
I only knew what this meant because of a Jim Jeffries joke about how England uses glass as a verb
but then you'd say, "buy me a drink" not some weird slang you don't understand
Is the original anime better than the netflix remake?
Babbling amerilard freak.
Youtubers don't get views if they don't do retarded things, so I don't think they serve as an indication.
Sorry, but no. We can trade insults back and forth all we like, but even if what yoi're saying is true (its not) in the context of this scene there is no provocation to lead one to believe smashing glass over his head is should even be an option.
What's the percentage of cases that result in death? Both for gun and knife/glass?
>kills/disfigures like 4 people
>pulls a gun
>they just punch him
tell me he dies
Never forget that Snow took the knot.
He's the hero dummy.
delete this right now
In what way
>>Glass Him
Snow White a qt
Sauce?
>Snow White a qt
hell yeah
I lie to myself that you people knew what Glass Him meant because I don't want to believe I live in a world of fucking idiots who don't at least put two and two together.
>He doesn't know
I’m an ESL, and it was pretty obvious to me, just look at Wolf’s face, does he look like a guy who will pour him a glass of beer?
>"No one ever buys me drinks any more"
>pick glass him
>expect to buy him another round
>smash him over the fucking head with a mug
In what universe does "glass him" while playing a character who is sitting next to his anti-thesis ever mean "give him a glass to drink"?
I'm a fucking burger and even I could comprehend it didn't mean that.
I'm filthy esl and thought it meant to give him another glass of drink
was really mad when he hit him, reloaded and was madder still when forced to replay the whole section just to chose another reply cause my Bigby wasn't THAT much of an asshole
Seconding this, whats the sauce anime?
I only knew "glassing" someone was a bad thing cause I knew in 40k they glassed planets.
Do you think “to knife him” means to give someone a knife as well?
If they just said they haven't had someone give them a knife in a long time, sure
>I’m unsure what that means
>I’ll pick it anyway even when there’s three options I could pick that I do understand
>wtf glassing someone means hitting them? I thought it meant buying a drink!
I agree that telltale are at fault but you chose that option when you had three others, why?
ofc
I wanted to give Woody a drink, he had a hard life...
if i were at a knife convention having a chill talk and had literally not reason to be violent, maybe
>is the original better than the netflix remake
100% of the time
because my thought wasn't 'i don't know what this means', it was 'this probably means pour him a drink' worded in a weird way
>Working at a bar
>Bunch of rowdy lads come in, obviously having a good time, ask them what they'd like
>The first says with a laugh 'beer me!'
>I'm a bit confused as to why he would ask for something so awful, but it takes all sorts and the customer is always right I suppose, as I reach for the most brittle beer bottle I can find and grip it backhanded by the neck
>Fired next day for some reason
Comfort her
>*Shove Dijkstra Forcefully*
now that i understood perfectly, even fucking retard would know that "comforting" a woman means fucking her brains out
>this kills the novigrad
>netflix and chill with my girl in bed
>having a nice fun talk when she suddenly says "pillow me, babe"
>utterly confused by why she'd ask that, but seeing as i love her very much i decide to go along with it
>pick up the softest pillow i could find and slowly start suffocating her
>arrested 1 hour later
>>The first says with a laugh 'beer me!'
You would literally only ever say "beer me" at a bar if you're a regular and the bartender knows you well and what you get every time or hanging out with friends and there's a case of something. If you walk into a random bar and say "beer me" the bartender's going to look at you like you're retarded then ask "What beer?"
Why didn't they make more Wolf Among Us instead of shit like Batman and GoT?
He rapes a harpy to death.
>If you walk into a random bar and say "beer me" the bartender's going to look at you like you're retarded then ask "What beer?"
BUDWEISER ME, BRO
No, the original anime is from the 1970's and doesn't even follow the story of the manga. The OVA from the 90's is great though.
only redditors liked twau
>Working on car with my brother
>He's got the hood up and rooting around in the engine
>He suddenly says "Wrench me, bro"
>My mouth hangs open in horror
>With trembling hands I pick up the wrench
>Why, why is he doing this?
>Tears stream down my face, I choke back a sob and bring the wrench down on his head again and again, hearing the bone crack, watching the engine get splattered with blood and brain
>An hour later the cops find me clutching his corpse, rocking it back and forth as I weep and keep screaming "Why?"
hired too many people, games are too formulaic and no body gives a shit about their other titles apart from walking dead
I wouldn't know, tell me more about what Reddit likes since you're from there.
Notice how the paranoid schizophrenic immediately went into a tirade full of self-reassuring, irrelevant nonsense and unwarranted bile completely out of left field. He can't help himself, every single thing posted online has to have some placating message to make him feel better about his miserable life.
Every group of friends has that one obnoxious retard nobody really likes that always has to be the boldest, most tryhard alpha in the party.
Plus, it's very obvious when you say "beer me" it means you're getting whichever beer comes out of the beer sink. Literally no bartender asks which kind of beer you want unless you're at a restaurant or in a hipster craft beer den, you fucking fag.
Then he asks you to leave for being a pussy
D: Combo
Where in the world would you think "glass him" means pouring a drink? Why would they not pick "buy him a drink" if that was the case? Something that makes it clear that you are buying him a drink.
I had never heard of glassing someone before this game, but it seems like I have the brain matter to put that glassing someone probably doesn't mean buying a drink, if only for the weird word choice.
You have to be unironically retarded to even believe it could have meant pouring him a drink.
In my case I was confused because I had fuckall idea what *glass him* refers to. The idea of pouring him a drink didn't come to mind, but neither did the idea of caving his skull in.
He's made of sand?
Barely anybody uses "glass him" to mean "kill him" either. It's weird in both contexts, however the first one seems kinda logical since they're at a bar. Maybe it was a mistranslation or some shit, I don't know. Saying "glass him" when you mean kill him is fucking retarded. You glass a planet, you don't glass a person.
I liked their batman games. Easily the best ones
>Why would they not pick "buy him a drink" if that was the case? Something that makes it clear that you are buying him a drink.
Why not pick "hit him with glass" then? X him/her doesn't inherently mean hit him/her with X
so in america two guys in a bar that get into a fight pull out guns instead? Wow sounds much better
[GUN HIM]
Every bar has a designated shooter who kills people to keep up the national average. America has their shit figured out, yurocuck.
no wolf among us season 2 and too many shitty games no one cared for
>people think it meant give him a drink
then it would have said DRINK TYPE him
>pulls out a gun
>grabs it by the barrel
>[GUN HIM]
ITT: cunts who've never seen Trainspotting
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Sam & Max were fun games to play.
Then they went too cinematic and literally everyone just watched youtube playthroughs of the four people who even bought the games anymore.
>Deployed into Afghanistan
>Convoy caught in a Taliban ambush, fierce firefight ensues.
>I manage to take a flanking position by running into tall grass off the road. Fire on insurgents line, hit one of them and scatter the rest.
>Approach the wounded fighter. He can’t move, is bleeding heavily and is out of rounds.
>Just as I’m about to demand him to surrender, he says “gun me.”
>reluctantly, I hand him my AR, he turns it on me and riddles me with bullets
Because "glassing" someone is the equivalent of stabbing or shanking someone, not "hitting them with a knife", you fucking retard.
devilman
>GATORADE ME
Notice how he didn't say "bottle me"
It's a British thing.
>Because "glassing" someone is the equivalent of stabbing or shanking someone
in what cuck country? never heard that expression
shard him isnt an expression
bottle him isnt an expression
stool him isnt an expression
chair him isnt an expression
why would 'glass him' be?
>[Tell him off]
>You know what? Your wife is gonna leave you, she said so herself!
I didn't fall for the Glass Him meme, but this one got me. Even Kate is like "wtf Javi?!"
I assume you're being intentionally retarded. In the off case you aren't, I'll take the bait.
It means "hit him with the glass", not "kill him", you fucking idiot.
Dude who wrote this game just makes expressions up and expects everyone to know what he means
X) Doubt
>bottle him isn't an expression
Glassing someone is when you stab them with broken glass, bottling someone is when you just smack them with a bottle.
Fables is a good series. Own it all in hardcover.
I only like it because features snow white taking on giant wolf cock and knot though, and then raising her litter of wolf pups
Its not my fault Bongs have retarded slang
>Read the comic
>it get interesting
>then it gets shit overtime
>Read walking dead comic
>it gets interesting
>then it gets shit overtime
Why do western comics failed to have good writings for endings?
Is it because they never planned the comic to get this far?
And they had to do it anyway because it's making a hell lot of money?
So they have to come up with any shit story they can think of and call it a day?
Glassing is a verb. Literally how in the fuck you confuse it with GIVING Him a drink?
If it was going to be an option to giving him a drink, it could say anything from ''offer a toast'' to ''order him a drink''.
When you think of glassing, you think of FUCKING SMASHING THE DAMN BOTTLE/CUP/WHATEVER IN THEIR FACE.
It's a damn verb meant to express some form of action, if you were going to give him another round to drink, you already have countless other means to say that as a normal and civilized person, never in my life have i heard someone refer to it as ''glassing someone'' when they ordered or offered another person a drink, they just say it as it is.
>tell someone off:
>reprimand or scold someone.
There are word choices issues, and then there's not knowing the english language.
Stop being a dick and tell us name of anime
I always wondered how much they paid for the Batman licence and Guardians of the Galaxy licence.
How the fuck is a human being supposed to know that telling someone to move in a certain way actually means to be a dick to them? Fucking europoors.
It's called using context clues and reading the situation. Even though I had never seen the phrase before I knew what it meant immediately.
It was already posted, read the thread properly.
More than they could afford.
>lumberjack talks about how he gets a free drink now and then
>in a bar
>no options to give him a free drink
>glass him could refer to giving him a glass
Although I do find it funny that people who play the protagonist OOC get BTFO people shitting all over others for making this mistake is just retarded
>When you think of glassing, you think of FUCKING SMASHING THE DAMN BOTTLE/CUP/WHATEVER IN THEIR FACE.
Wow you are violent user.
Its like how in Glasgow, "kiss him" means "headbutt him"
No it fucking wasn't you asshole.
Multiple people asked
All anyone said was newer adaption sucks. No name for rest of us
>Headbutt him
>Turn around and jump with my ass into his face
>Is it because they never planned the comic to get this far?
I don't know about Fables, but in The Walking Dead letters section Kirkman explicitly said that he initially had a plan for about 40 or 50 issues (I don't remember the exact number, but you get the point) because comics often get canned after several issues anyway. TWD got so popular though that he padded out the original plot and then set it in new directions which he though up on the go. The comic is still released, for fucks sake, it's been like 15 years already. Even if you're a genius writer, you can't maintain a level of quality for so long even if you started out great.
As long as the money's coming in it's all good, I guess.
>No it fucking wasn't you asshole
Yes it was. The name of the anime is clearly stated in a post replying to two separate posts that asked it. Read the thread properly.
I just ctrl+f the name and it's there.
Stop being a blind cunt and read the thread.
Classic American cope
Well yeah of course, I'm an eastern block slav.
Didn't they both sell less than TWAU?
I wonder if they focused on more original/niche IPs, they would have been better off. Licencing costs for Sam & Max and other smaller shit like that must have been cheaper.
I wish they did a Poker Night At the Inventory 3 before they went out
>Why do western comics failed to have good writings for endings?
because american comics are almost always not planned to end
they're published to be milked until they're not selling anymore then they get a rushed ending
Their games basically all had declining sales after TWD S1 (I guess Minecraft was kinda successful, but still not enough to keep Telltale afloat), so yeah, they probably did sell less.
GoT got fucked up by them hiring a bunch of VAs from the show in an attempt to raise hype (we have Tyrion! buy our game!), but we know how well that turned out.
I didn't understand it.
boskeletonrp
How are ordering them a drink or offering them a toast not verbs? I mean yes glass him doesn't sound like those things, but your argument is shit.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I already know this story.
I didn't have any clue what it meant
but I did know how games can give options that seem like one thing but ends up completely different
so I was smart, and didn't choose something I didn't understand
>You will never get a second game, where Snow kisses Bigby.
In America we have a saying that's "beer me" which does not mean to smash a beer bottle into my fucking face
Imagine the bulging.
shut the fuck up retard i never said they weren't verbs, learn to read you dumbfuck faggot and stop implying something that i never mentioned.
>When you think of glassing, you think of FUCKING SMASHING THE DAMN BOTTLE/CUP/WHATEVER IN THEIR FACE.
now I do sure, but at that time, no
you could argue the same way about the phrasing
"why does it say Glass Him rather than Hit him or Smash the bottle on him"
the context was much more lenient towards giving him a drink or whatever rather than smacking him up, there was literally 0 reason to do that
I have never in my life heard someone say "glass him" or anything like that, and I assume the majority of socially retarded people or non-chavs here are the same way
People realized they could “play” telltale games for free on YouTube
I wonder how far into development they got before Telltale shut down. It could've been interesting what kinds of new features Wolf could've gotten too (like the final season of The Walking Dead had semi-nonscripted combat, free exploration etc.), maybe they could make it like a small scale LA Noire with clues and interrogations, who knows. Oh well.
I always joked around with him. The back and forth is funny.
And yet here I am in Bongistan and I'd know what "beer me" meant. You're just dumb m80.
>option reads "very funny"
>character says "Fuck you!"
Geralt pls
>American streamer
>playing WAU
>in a bar
>talking to character as he talks about how shitty his life is
>feel bad for character and his shitty life
>options for dialogue
>interrupt him
>question him
>glass him
>...
>time limit
>glass him could easily refer to "giving someone a glass of alcohol" just worded weirdly
>decide to just click it because you will run out of time if you think about it for too long
>turns out you actually throw a glass at him
>Euros on Yea Forums reee because they can't comprehend someone not knowing their slang
so you don't see how you could draw the parallel between "beer him" meaning "give him a beer" and "glass him" meaning "give him a glass"?
>Dijkstra is smart and careful
>Knows Geralt can fuck him up
>ME KILL GERALT BLUAUAGHHGBGBGHH
He shipped Geralt x Triss, what can you expect from such human garbage?
I'm saying I'm not American and I know that beer him and glass him are two very separate things. What's your excuse?
>Yes Geralt, well done, HOWEVER
Such a dumb move. I guess they needed him to become a retard to force a choice.
>playing football with friends
>we're making teams
>one of my friends shouts "Pick me" at me
>I don't really want to do this but since he asked
>thrust my trusty icepick through his eye killing him instantly
That's why I did it Your Honor.
>Glassing occur at an absurd rate of over 40-80,000 a year in that god forsaken land
Good thing those crazy fucks don't have guns.
>I have never in my life heard someone say "glass him" or anything like that
because it's not an expression in the US, it's britbongs just coming to realize they're irrelevant to the rest of the world and can't cope with the fact that nobody has heard that inbred expression before
I think many who chose glass him accidentally were confused about the context of the situation
The two were having a fairly cordial conversation about depression and shit, and it was obvious he didn't have anything to do with the murder.
Then Bigby goes from zero to a hundred real damn quick for no reason
Because you're a britbong familiar with the "glass him" expression
>Watching TV with gf.
>She's bored and wants to do something fun.
>She says she wants some quality bonding and "Surprise me".
>I promptly smash her over the head with a vase.
>She wakes up tied up one hour later, she's tied up in the basement.
>"Surprise!"
>She died from a blood clot a few hours later, I told the judge that in hindsite maybe I should have used chloroform, but he wasn't buying it.
The context was him saying he saved the grandma and red riding hood for a reward and they didn't give him shit for saving the two of them. Except he gets free drinks now and then, he never asks for one.
Bigby is a giant white knight in this game (I don't remember the game well but he gets "WAT DID U JUST SAY" everytime a woman gets insulted) so it makes sense for him to want to smash his face.
It's completely retarded to think the player would want to as well, but it's more retarded to think that glass him would mean get him a drink in that scenario.
it's not a euro thing, it's a brittish thing, and even then it's likely a chav thing, I can't imagine most normal bars have people talking about glassing others
Now I'm no bar expert, but as far as I've seen, most NORMAL bars have one beer on tap (maybe two, but one is seen as the main). This beer varies from bar to bar & is very blatantly advertised.
IIRC here it's either stella, maes or jupiler. A lot of people just ask for "a beer", most bartenders simply take this to mean whatever the bar has on tap.
Most bars have additional beers that are bottled, but if you were to order one of those, you would name them (unless you're a regular, in which case they likely know what you want).
Obviously you can't do it if you go to a bar that specializes in beers & has like 8 different ones on tap
The only reason they did it like that was because they had to rush the questline.
Yeah and despite the fact that literally nobody here says "Beer me" I'd still understand the context. Seriously m8 how hard is it for you to infer the meaning of shit catch yourself on ya tosser
>go to bar
>order a shot
>drink it
>tell bartender to hit me again
>punches me
>for no reason
Every time Bigby has to talk to one of these assholes adds just another reason to get angry.
I finally understand why they call it Blackjack, every time you say "hit me" they punch you.
cause it actually makes sense what "beer me" means
Sounds like something that happens at this pub
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I wish I could live in the American Utopia where no one ever fights and there is no crime because everyone has guns. No one has ever got into a bar fight in America because they know they both have guns and don't want to escalate it.
Have you considered that glassing someone is a vicious attack decent people wouldn't think up?
I think you are the one who needs to understand the context here dude
>investigating a murder
>talking to a guy
>perfectly going well and he isn't being violent
>he talks about how he has had a bad life and how people only do as much as offer him a BEER
>options come up
>half of them have to do with the investigation, one is just say nothing and the last one is glass him which can be thought of as giving him a drink
>pick it and Bigby smashes the guys face in with absolutely no reason to
fuck that one was way better
>go to job
>get some rando drop in, never seen the guy in my life.
>he keeps looking at me like he expects me to read his mind as to what he wants.
>he asks for "a shot"
>I'm not allowed to carry my gun at work, so I tell him I can't, and give him a glass of vodka instead, hoping he won't complain to my boss about bad service.
>he drinks it, and tells me "hit me"
>I guess he's willing to compromise.
>hit him square in the jaw.
>he falls off his seat and screams for help.
>I sit there confused.
>I get fired for giving the guy exactly what he asked for.
He's the Big Bad Wolf baby.
>All the stupid Americans in this thread vehemently defending their ignorance and stupidity
You yourself implied it when you specifically said glassing is a verb. Did you say that just to be confusing, or was there a point?
>You glass a planet, you don't glass a person.
What?
>You glass a planet, you don't glass a person.
telltale is an american company, the wolf among us is set in manhattan. there is no excuse for anyones lack of understanding of both simple grammar and social situations.
I think you could have worked a club into that with the blackjack name but still pretty good user
It's what the Covenant and Protoss do, they burn the surface so all the sand turns to glass.
>You glass a planet
instead of jukeboxes they've got gunboxes
you put in a nickel & it'll shoot the person on the barstool you input
I completely forgot what a blackjack was, mea culpa.
>A noirish detective type with a history of violence needs information out of a guy he has bad blood with and has been fighting with for a long time
>Hurr where did that come from?
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SAAAAAAAAYYYY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Glass the planet]
>hes mad that nearly no one knows his retarded slang
oh well bobs your uncle how does it feel to be an irrelevant country?
Ah see I thought they were going to serve them drinks. So confusing
Just own up to being dumb. It's not that bad. I'm sure you have nice qualities.
>all of the angry Brits in this thread thinking their country is still a relevant country that is worth knowing the stupid slang for
keep coping that your country is shit and will never reach its height again
I will just be relaxing drinking my beer while your country turns into a second Pakistan
>bobs your uncle
actually my uncle isn't bob