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WILY BEAST AND WEAKEST CREATURE
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What a weird name
Do we know the playable characters?
Sounds like a good excuse to put Rin in the game, since she's one of the Stage 5 characters and a beast/creature
So the new mechanic is UFO but upgrade your shots and other things instead of resource?
reimu, marisa, and youmu are playable from the looks of it
the gimmick is that spell cards are replaced by beast powers, although im basing this off of google translate because im a brainlet at moonrunes
Hope the music is good this time.
oh no we furries now
My exwife Youmu is in!
>Youmu
Yes! I'm glad ZUN still keep the balance between playables.
The question is: is she going to be shit or fun to play?
Also, is it TH17 or point number?
its 17
the big question is whether or not death cat will be in
the art is too good for ZUN.
>Game's Incident revolves around the Netherworld & Ghosts
>The Vengeful Spirit is nowhere to be seen
>Game revolves around Seasons
>The Flower Master of the Four Seasons is nowhere to be seen
Don't count on it
ZUN said something like "a character that wasn't playable before will appear again" and considering Reimu is going through hell there's a chance
also she was a 5th stage boss
It'd be great, but I think the gimmick is that human characters gain the power of different animals. I don't see it would work for Orin.
Just a speculation: I think Youmu will have weasel power for shottype because of kamaitachi legend, or there will be one as a boss.
ZUN's art has taken a huge step forward since 16.
It's literally just HFiFS. Reimu in the OP pic looks uncanny as fuck
>a character that wasn't playable before will appear again
Oh shit I forgot about this.
Orin might have a chance.
...
Wily beast? What the fuck?
Not really. HSiFS is better.
ZUN has a daughter now??
>exwife
fucking kill yourself
Nice to see that Youmu is in, from the screenshot it looks like she will have a shottype like the one from TD
Release date?
next reitaisai is on may 5th so probably he will release a demo that day
Demo in Reitaisai and completed in summer, so probably Fall Comiket
can't wait to play it once then do nothing but listen to the music on youtube and fap to porn of the new characters
>Golf Goast
>Otter Goast
>Eagle Goast
>Goast
Oh, Zun
When are we getting some canon pantyshots from ZUN?
ZUN is a wholesome father with young children he would never do that until they're heading to college
>Youmu
Into the trash it goes
I think the fighting games have some, right?
I haven't played the latest fighting game ones but I hope this is true.
>2hufappers still haven't played a real shmup
What is wrong with you jarpigs?
>Touhou in hell
Kasen is obliously the final boss
nobody plays shmups
Mima is gonna be back as the ex boss
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES
Speak for yourself. I've played everything from kiddie arcade shit like Raiden to timeless kino like Ikaruga and even dabbled with CAVEshit.
If dubs, this game will be good. Watch this.
Who the fuck makes the English names? I really want to know what the thought process (if any) that goes into is.
Nah my dude it's going to be Akyu
every year
just let it go
>Kino
>Kiddie arcade shit
Fuck off, you haven't touched a shmup let alone crushed its WR
I will nut so hard I rip a hole in my pants if this happens. But it won't, and my pants are therefore safe.
ZUN. While drunk.
What about you, MaZe
Okay user, this time I believe... I truly believe this is going to happen
Sorry I don't know who your zoomer e-celebs are
Remidner that MoF, LLC, SA, LoLK and HSiFS are the best 2hoes
EoSD, PoFV, TD, and DDC are Garbage.
The rest are okay.
>Leave /jp/ to escape your shit taste
>You're also here
>HSiFS the best
>not IN
user, fix that please
People still play these games? I thought they just wrote horrible fanfiction and fapped to the porn.
>Leaving /jp/
>Into fucking Yea Forums of literally all places
cringe
Jokes on you I don't know what any of those stand for. I can't remember acronyms for the life of me. I'll just assume your taste is terrible.
But in order to write shitty fanfiction and wank to doujins you have to know the source material.
inb4 Reimu turns out to be the "wily beast" and a motherfucking dragon will look like the "weakest creature" compared to her
Only most of them, user.
>LLC
what did he mean by this?
>lcd
absolutely haram
>still
They never did.
Didn't ZUN say in his radio show that we were getting a decimal game first?
Extra Stage theme will be a Reincarnation arrange but she won’t be in
>2hu spirit animals
lmao
Yes, that one comes out this month.
MoF and SA are both worse than TD and DDC
definite:
>first kanji in kikeijuu is the kanji for oni
>picking up heads puts you in a "mode"
>each mode significantly strengthens a different part of the character
>each beast modifies that part and the duration of its mode
>Wolf: focused shots, Otter: bombs, Eagle: unfocused shot
very likely:
>Kasen boss
>each character has a unique shot type
>Reimu: homing, Marisa: laser, Youmu: ghosts that trace her movement like (MoF MarisaA)
He's in
So wait, Reimu's shot types are like helper ghosts or like SA (borrowed power from characters)?
>wolf = Kagerou / Momiji
>otter = ???
>eagle = Aya / Sagume
>2019
>he still can't use google translate
>can't even type his shit into microsoft word to spell check it
Is this what perpetual drunkenness does to ZUN?
It’s more like HFiFS. Character+animal passive. There’s also stage pickups similar to UFO that give active buffs, like ISC’s items
So this is a new mainline, right? When is the demo expected to drop?
>mfw Youmu is playable
is there a chart/guide to playing these games? There's a million of them
Why is Reimu's skirt so short? Thats not very maidenly of her.
based
release order starting from 6 or the very first if you got a pc-98 emulator
>Reimu
>maidenly
How else is she going to attract donations to her shrine?
Reimu hasn't worn proper shrine maiden attire since EoSD.
They are all self contained stories
PCB is the most beginner friendly and you'll nlknoe the dork playable in the next game
pro amir aslo mgui asnk iot maop rl; kia mtr ias por quie mriau qel os
We dino wars now
nigga what the fuck are you even speaking
get off of this website
the main touhou games are all numbered
imagine pinning raymoo down and 'donating' your semen directly to her womb haha
Who are you quoting?
I'd show Reimu my willy
>PCB is the most beginner friendly
>immense difficulty jump in Stage 5
>another bump in Stage 6
Yeah, not really
IN is easier with its lenient panic bomb timing and LoLK has the checkpoint system
While I love IN, I dunno
Maybe it's too gimmicky for a beginner
Still an awesome game, if not the best in the series
>Wily beast
what the fuck ZUN
I REALLY hope playable Orin is in. And I can feel it in my boner Mima should be in as well.
IN is the best Touhou hands down. ZUN has yet to produce another game with that level of kino.
Remember what we said about moonbitches and LoLK? Mima's not coming back ever, ZUN's so drunk his brain cells responsible for remembering she exists have all died off long ago.
>4 seasons
>4 characters
now
>3 spirits
>? characters
I don't know Orinbros
Konngara will come back this game before Mima, mark my words
orin soon
>unironically playing LoLK as a new player
wtf man do you enjoy ballbusting
>Wily Beast
it will be related to Kasen 100%
maybe we'll see demon Kasen as extra boss?
the only correct part is DDC being shit.
I mean, the checkpoint system puts you back where you died so you can keep banging your head against a wall if you're that kind of player, I still fondly remember trying to beat Clownpiece
>tfw the extra boss is actually luna
Oni Kasen will be stage 6 boss. Extra boss will be Mima who set the entire incident up. She'll say something witty to the protag before the fight starts.
PCB Normal is actually on the more difficult side of games, since bullets are really slow and dense and the screen takes forever to clear out, it's on the higher difficulties where it becomes rather than the rest.
The best beginner game is MoF imo, it has no gimmicks and the difficulty is consistently lower than most other games' , and in all game modes
I ain't played one of these since, uh, Imperishable Night, I think it was. Any gems I might've missed / garbage I should avoid or should I just go 1cc every single god damned one in no particular order?
>LoLK
Oh god no user, give them mercy.
Might as well start with StB if you want checkpoint
You know, since we are going to Hell, it is pretty funny that Konngara and Sariel have higher chances of making an appearance than Mima.
>ZUN's firstborn is already 4
I still remember hearing about the wedding like it was yesterday.
Confirmed for Smash?
Will this game have a song that even comes close to Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind?
According to ZUN's blog, this game will have a darker tone.
I'm anticipating.
Is Marisa gonna die?
More like it will be a red version of SA
Imagine the ost
He's going to return. Mark my words.
God I wish this is true
I'm imagining it being better than 16's was.
Z-zun?
Youmu's IN shottype was the most fun one in the series. I hope it's one of the 3 she gets this game.
>ywn have titties so big you struggle to hug your fellow big titty friend
wait wasn't youmu dead
>cat in the logo
THE TIME HAS COME
>Youmu is playable
I hope she won't be terrible this time
ye
SA with more layers?
Swordsman of a Distant Star will make it in, I can feel it in my bones
>most boring 2hu is playable AGAIN
Enjoy, youmuniggers
Yes
bigger
tiddies
Shit b8
What a respectable opinion.
>that reimu pose
mental
Whose shot will be broken this time?
Every Touhou game has at least one shottype that is way better than the rest, right? Because fuck balancing.
Byaks soon
why is china so based lads
This'll be the first time I'm around for the release of a new touhou game
Can't fucking wait boys
cringe
But we aren't going to Makai yet
I got this from somewhere
I hope you're ready for doomposting and arguing which game is the worst.
I wish I was that fairy. I could touch China all over while wiping away her sweat and dressing her.
Can someone spoiler me what's been going on in WaHH and why people are saying this game is going to be connected to it? I'm to lazy to read through it right now.
>almost 17 years since EoSD
>ZUN still hasn't improved his artstyle
Title also sounds stupid
she's in
Based.
I can't believe Clownpiece is dead
I've been seeing this shit posted on the chins since 2007 and I still don't know what touhou is. And Proud
>Youmu
FOR
FUCKS
SAKE
>WaHH
Is Waluigi in this one?
Reimu "died" and is not stuck in Hell with Kasen's right arm and it turns out she's an oni and a really powerful one (like it wasn't obvious already, i mean "Wild and HORNED Hermit"?)
really expected a futa piece to come out at any point there.
I quickly read that speech bubble as "the human toilet"
Iktf fellow doll lover
One can only hope.
I look forward to dark and atmospheric/crazy wild ost.
>Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind
Sounds like mexican restaurant music
meiling and yuyuko are my waifus
The Yuugi one was so good.
>E1M1 by ZUN
What you play? What;s your scores tough boy
Show me an actual OST like Touhou's in another shmup and I'll think about it.
Anyone with a Roland could convert e1m1 with touhou soundfont
Too bad they are not playable in this game.
The image he posted isn't Alice, though.
Wait how does she "die"?
imagine
I already played Hellsinker you double nigger.
Happy?
Guess how the music is going to be in this game.
I think it will be DDC-tier, since it's about wild, traditional youkais.
She just kinda goes to sleep and fades into hell.
I still blame TasoFro for that AoCF
This is your final boss for the evening.
Also ZUN putting two sages as final bosses back-to-back is kinda strange, but I guess it makes sense.
We are going to make fun of the newhus and depending on the characters it's going to be fun.
LoLK release was a wild ride.
Already beaten by Secret God Matara and Concealed Four Seasons.
What if she's going to be the playable?
She has a lot of animals after all.
The animal spirits might be hers. Though, if not, that's the only thing pointing to another boss.
>Game based on hell
This time is the charm. R-right, Orinbros?
everytime I try to let it go, some Hope comes back into me. why do we live, just to suffer?
>my first release was SA
>11 years ago
Ouch
Zun's art seems preety fucking good. My body is ready
The background looks like Avici from the manga. I don't think we're going to Satori's hell, bros.
Finally!
YOMOO WHERE DA BURGER :DDDDDDD
why is she a dick
I want kasen to vore me uwu
>LoLK
user, no!
i have no mouth and i must scheme
Kasen had enough of being dicked without consent desu
I'd let her trim my bush.
All the compensated dating paid off.
Bravo Youmu.
Space Coast
Goast to Goast
Please, don't bully my wife.
What a DORK
>Those UFOs
:3
i want to be kanako-sama's toyboy!
fuck off mate. you lost your chance. she's unbeatable
by the Crown Prince! An Heretic!
JOHN HAKUREI WHO WAS REIMU HAKUREI'S BROTHER
Youmu us consistently good.
maybe a dose of this will help you
Dogshit in IN
I'm so happy bros
Except she is the highest scoring shot and has the most damage input after malice canon, git gud.
My wife Kasenny can't be this sexy!
tfw makai will never be relevant again
your wife is boring, nosy, and projects her own insecurities and flaws on other people, to make it easy to believe she's on a higher horse
I need more Muscle Mei-Ling
And your wife is a smug asshole pervert who reads everyone's lewd thoughts without their consent and gets off to it.
Shame that her damage input is useless for bosses
I love Rei'sen!
Youmu was a fucking monster in TD for stages and arguably the best shot in IN
She has been good everytime
>IN Youmu
>useless for bosses
nigga, wtf are you doing?
I like hitting my target while dodging shots which is difficult with her, so I'd rather use Yuyuko
You are talking about Nether Team, Im talking about Youmu.
So who's the only prominent stage 5 boss that still hasn't become a PC in the mainline games?
Were there any other Touhou games that had options, or is this the first one?
So, how many games are out now? I stopped playing touhou in 2010 or so, the last one i tried was UFO but i played just a little bit. SA was the last one i really got into. How many games did i miss and what's their ranking from best to worst?
Orin
Shou
Futo*
Clown
The dancers
UFO and LoLK are worth playing. The rest are honestly kind of meh
TH16 extra was easy but really really fun. 16.5 is alright and also fun too
Oh okay, I haven't unlocked the solo playthroughs so far
IN, sort of
demo where?
LoLK is unironically one of the best in the franchise
Reitaisai
STOP RECOMMENDING LOLK YOU FUCKS
WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE WORLD BURN
Thanks i will try LoLK, i have never seen anything from it so i am excited for the discovery. The new game OP posted will be the 17th one, right?
TD is boring, DDC is boring AND shit, LoLK and HSiFS are good. As people have said a couple of times in this thread, LoLK is considerably harder than the other games, specially on Normal. But it was that UFO feel where all the shottypes feel playable and the mood, the story and the characters fit perfectly with each other. I'd like to say the same about the attacks but Junko kind of shits on the whole concept of spell cards battles being theatrical given how simple (yet lethal) her attacks are.
UFO and LoLK are amazing overall, also hard as balls.
DDC is fun and has great ost, but some people disagree with it. I played it on acid and it was wild, especially stage 4 onward. Stage 5 in particular, with spinning backgrounds and unique boss, unforgettable experience
TD has good ost, but I really don't like mechanics and some bosses are meh.
HSiFS is fun, but too easy.
just give me good new touhoes to nut to
>someone rec'd LoLK again
user, just a fair warning. This fairy right here will wreck you real bad even if you're a natural at this. Try Imperishable Night first.
>Avici
Will the spell cards be as hard as DS?
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Have fun user, don't forget that this cute fairy is kinda hard to beat, so don't be surprised if you die a few times to her
jesus christ what the fuck are those man hands
Not to mention Gouals 'n Goasts, the sequel to Goasts 'n (Japanese) Goablins.
>Sanae misses ANOTHER game
Fuck's sake ZUN, what do you have against the Moriyas?
GOD I WANT TO HATEFUCK CLOWNPIECE SO MUCH AAAAHHHHHHHHH
based and clownpilled
big strong girls have big strong hands
She's had enough presence as is
So who is the new playable Character ZUN was teasing?
slut
the day has come my dude
Sanae
>UFO
>TD
>LoLK
Youmu
>IN
>TD
>WBaWC (what the fuck)
Sakuya
>PCB
>IN
>DDC
Feels good to be patternfag. Now Raisin need two more games to keep up.
>cookieshit is making its way into the west
Fuck off, at this rate everything will be infected by that cancer.
God I do wish Reisen would be in more mainline games.
So do Cirno and Aya.
Probably Kasen, considering that the gameplay is about controlling animals
Clownpiece is another good candidate
Fightan games not enough?
ZUN hates cats, they will never be playable.
I just hope she doesn't drop in the next popularity poll
Who is the next mommy touhou?
based
ZUN said "Character that wasn't playable before", Kasen already was playable in the fighting games.
>Implying we ever topped Kanako
Maybe he was referring to the mainline games?
Mokou.
Here's your new playable character!
Okina is literally Kanako's mom dude
UFO is amazing, a bit hard but not if you can collect UFOs
TD is chill as fuck. Good music, cute girls. Least resources of all games.
DDC is ass. Unremarkable cast and music, except for two last stages, annoying mechanics.
LoLK is hard, but good. I liked ZUN's art, music direction and lunarian aestethics.
HSiFS is ok?... Easy if you can press both X and C. Everything is a hit or a miss.
*ahem*
The lunarians did nothing wrong.
Daily reminder.
Damn, another main game already? There's so much shit to play and read I've only just started MoF. I wonder if I'll ever catch up to new releases at this rate
>her bomb is based on "Flash and Stripe"
>players get PTSD every time they try to use a bomb
Can anybody dumb some gaems really quick? I remember you guys doing it a decade ago but i never check touhou games out back then
You miss my point. We already have the be all end all Mom 2hu. When you've got a lady who engages in spiritual venture capitalism, wants nothing more than your faith and advancement, and is stronk enough to snap bears in half for fun, you don't get better than that.
AHEM
They are space elves, fuck them.
Fuck off
Okina is literally the god of childbirth and moms tho?
>Can anybody dumb some gaems really quick?
what?
mega or are they free anyway
Love this guy's doujins
Someone explain to me why people hook up the Junkster with Raisins so much.
She said she is interested in her.
Hope someone makes a translation soon. I wasted 40 burger bucks for that book.
WBaWC WILL BE THE PCB OF CURRENT ERA AKA THE MOST KINO GAME MARK MY WORDS AAAAAAAAAAHH
ZUN WILL DELIVER
I hate to recommend that board, but /vg/ has links in the OP
Are you the scanner? Then put a bounty.
Download them from the all in one pack on nyaa.
Reminder that you should put your 2hus to sleep tenderly
>PCB
>most kino
I think this game will be like SA, my dude
What? Who did this? Not a japanese i guess.
>PCB
>most kino game
No, it's called __IN
This game will be shit
Mark my words
Okay, so what's this game's gimmick?
However the new game is, I am sure of one thing: It will overshadow the already very underrated Okina's game.
you use animal spirits to game buffs
each one starts some kind of special attack, or so I assume from since reimu has mostly red spirits and there's some kind of timer right underneath her
I don't think I got enough credits to match honestly
PCB is the comfiest one
>Ancient Temple start playing
>Feel the need to just lay down and rest forever
Maybe, if you upload then too danbooru...
But those elitists bastards and their retarded "three days for approval" system are a annoying.
>people always call IN the easiest
>I still haven't beaten it let alone Mokou but I already beat EoSD, UFO, CB, MoF and SA
What the fuck.
>Ancient Temple
My fellow patrician.
You reminded me that I found this severely underrated cover. It's the only arrangement I've found to be just as good as the ZUN original. I've been dying to share it.
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I really like the season mechanic though.
HSiFS is a solid game.
IT'S NOT FAIR
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SAKUYA'S TIME TO SHINE
WHY DOES ZUN FAVOR YOUMU SO MUCH WHAT IS THIS, 5TH GAME THAT SHE'S THE PROTAG NOW?
>ZUN sends EoSDshitters back into the trash where they belong
Based
If you count PoFV for Youmu, well Sakuya is in there, too.
But we don't know who is the 4 playable Character yet.
Pic related. May or may not become female for inexplicable reasons.
ZUN won't forget us, we are the main audience
>it's Sanae
And the slutposting increased again
>ZUN has a 4 year old son and a 2 year old daughter
Nice.
What is even the plot reason for Youmu being there? I just can't wrap my head around why he'd choose Youmu out of all the cast.
I think these are comfier desu
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Wouldn't it be WBWC?
>何事もなければ、5/5の令和最初の例大祭には体験版が出せる予定です。
Demo on May 5th ("first Reitaisai of Reiwa").
>spell cards are replaced by beast powers
So no more playing danmaku? It's for real now?
he means bomb spell cards, not enemy spell cards
DDC had no reason to involve Sakuya when Youmu was more viable (she has her signature weapon), but perhaps ZUN made Sakuya playable instead to give her spotlight.
Now is Youmu's turn.
Prediction: Kasen will be cockteased only to not show up at all, with the fourth of the oni Shitennou being the Stage 6 boss instead
They got eternally BTFO by the impurity of America.
Touhou abbreviation never ommited conjunction.
>PoFV
>MoF
>LoLK
Actually sounds very nice for a fake
War is hell...
No Sakuya no buy.
I think I liked this fake more than half of HSiFS's OST.
sounds like a pretty good stage 3 theme to me, even if it's fake
shoo shoo sakuyafag
>stroll through hell
Top tier bait. Almost made me yell "KASEEEEN".
Sonofabitch.
You think DSP will do a playthrough of WBaWC once it's out?
But I've yet to complete MoF...
NO CLOWNPIECE = NOT A PENNY
MarisaB
What are you waiting for?
She has been literally patched by ZUN. Unless you're purposefully using an old build of the game or something.
Doesn't seem much better than ReimuB.
It's too discouraging to lose and have to start the stage all over again. Just tried another run and I lost to the first stage goddess only to be sent back.
I don't get the reference
I want another Marisa C shottype.
It was so fun.
>ZUN
>patching
I can hear megalovania and snow halation for a split second each in the piano
sauce of that pic? did mrs.Piggy actually cosplayed as Yuyuko?
I'm not following Touhou closely, but I remember downloading updates for Touhou from Shanghai Alice's website about a decade ago.
The fighting games have patches yes
Yeah, I though that the song was from somewhere, not just the samples
For fightan? Because I'm pretty sure the mainline don't have them, and MarisaB is only fixed by fanmade patches iirc
Nope, he used to patch stuff
Eosd has a ton of them for example
I think it's actually nearly entirely original, apart from those samples
not gonna lie, I actually quite like it too
Mainline games have patches
I think it was for PCB, but checking right now I seem to falsely remember something there.
Maybe I remember downloading an English patch, and misattributed that.
The last fightan game I played was Hisoutensoku and the one following that with Cirno.
How good are the newer ones?
It's finally her turn.
I lost interest in 2hu around TD and LoLK. How are the more recent games?
Who cares about recent games after the first month, just play EoSD-IN, those are the better games.
HSFS is good
VD is lazy trash
Aocf is best floater fightan
17 is an unlucky number
LoLK is pretty much the best one of the newhus.
16 is good, but the previous games were better
Also you should try new fangames like Luna Night or Puppet Dance Performance
>not Shou
>Youmu confirmed
Based as fuck.
I'm guessing it's going to be hard as shit since it happens in hell.
Last 2hu game I remember being present for release for was TD.
>2011
What the fuck surely it wasn't that long ago. Someone called me a faggot in the threads and I remained buttmad for 8 years.
Oh right, I meant DDC, not LoLK. Shows how much out of the loop I am.
>Puppet Dance Performance
>new
faggot
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUTTA HERE
>SA was released 11 years ago
>PCB is practically as old as Yea Forums itself
shoo
The expansion got translated recently
>Hell
IT'S HER TURN BROS
>one man did what a team couldn't do
The heck is a cookie anyway
>NOT PHANTASMAGORIA
NOT PHANTASMAGORIA
WHY ZUN
>WHY ZUN
>NOT PHANTASMAGORIA
NOT PHANTASMAGORIA
WHY ZUN
>WHY ZUN
>NOT PHANTASMAGORIA
NOT PHANTASMAGORIA
WHY ZUN
>WHY ZUN
>NOT PHANTASMAGORIA
NOT PHANTASMAGORIA
WHY ZUN
>WHY ZUN
I want to _______ Futo!
Because he wants to make games that are entertaining
"Anally rape"?
Touhou 18.
This.
I've been waiting for 14 years for a new Phantasmagoria game, but at this point I might as well give up hoping we will ever see one again, it just won't happen.
It just sounds like normal E1M1
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>hating vs bullet hell
absolute shit taste
Zun's art was better in 2000s.
Fuck this sterile digital trash, they look like some chink mayo mascots.
Normally I'd agree but for some reasons I really like how it looks in 17.
PCB is peak Zun art though.
Friendly reminder ZUN didn't make a good game since UFO.
>tfw I still have to 1cc SA, MOF, UFO, LOLK, TD, HSIFS
>I still have to beat Mokou
GHAAAAAAAH I WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO YOU GUYS
Any changes I should make?
THIS
That's not IN
>UFO
>good
has there ever been a more surefire way to identify the perma virgin trannies that cannot even vanilla clear the games on lunatic?
Junko should be actual mom
I’m just now starting to get serious about the 1CC grind too user. Currently going through EoSD. Why is Sakuya so cheap?
Blimey
Yuuka is Dommy Tier
Yes, posting a shitgarompa reaction pic.
What qualifies as "Mom"
youtube.com
reminder some insane individual decided to do this
characters people like to say are their moms but aren't actually moms in canon or literal hags
>No Sanny
I sleep.
All Touhou games are good.
cope harder you secondary shitter lmao
Then I guess this list is almost accurate then.
Junko is more like Not a Mom anymore
Green Reimu is the worst fapbait in this franchise.
WRONG
Bad girl.
go away shlomo
So does Sanae. With other men.
Fuck off Youkai scum
Samar is objectively /ourgirl/
wtf I love Sanae now?
OY VEY
>3
>9
>18
It's gonna be 18. Or 81 ;_;
oh got she's multiplying
suwako how many people did you sleep with
>Reimu is still playable
Skipped
Our gal.
>Implying Jews dont make the cutest anime girls
Has it really been two years since HSiFS what in the goddamn
I don't get this "junko is not a mom anymore" thing.
Should we also call her son "not-junko's-son-anymore" because death nullifies the he was a son?
Stupid frog
>Yea Forums playing video games let alone Touhou
SANNY POSTERS UNITE
I can just make it like this.
Anyway, I heard from another user that Ibaraki-douji apparently might have had kids in mythology, so I bumped up Kasen a bit.
object fact
don't even @ me, trannies lmao
As a Touhouchad who has 1cc'd all the games on Lunatic, I'll say that UFO, IN and PCB are the best Touhou games and LoLK is the best newhu.
>IN harder than EoSD
tf are you smoking
People only like LoLK because it's hard. There. I said it.
Clownpiece is a meme
Reisen is one of the worst 2hu characters
And the moon and the lunarians are eternal snoozefests
Prove me wrong.
>IN on high
Explain yourself.
I don't like it Sanae bros...
This is the longest it's ever been without Sanae in a main game, plus she's disappeared from WAHH too.
I don't want her to be forgotten...
>Reisen is one of the worst 2hu characters
she's not that bad
post your ufo lunatic 1cc replay, i'm in the mood to laugh at some shitter who can barely play the most piss easy game in the series
imagine not even being able to do a simple lnb and thinking anybody gives a shit about what you think is difficult lmao
files.catbox.moe
literal perfect pacifist of ufo's piss easy bosses by me, post your replay lad.
t. plays with extra lives
IN is memo heavy, memo games are objectively more difficult for people who cannot be arsed learning shit and just want to do sight read LNB/LNN's
I'd much rather have the reverse. A mod for UFO that replaces the UFOs with a different resource system.
Still, that's an impressive accomplishment on its own. Good job to the madman.
>plus she's disappeared from WAHH too.
did you even read WaHH
>Reisen is one of the worst 2hu characters
FUCK YOU
name my band
>Reisen is one of the worst 2hu characters
can't beat the shittiest
I only read the Sanae chapters and there hasn't been one since the ropeway
>disappeared from WaHH
user she was literally in the last chapter
Old hags.
Sound Holic feat. 709sec.
If we're following a powers-of-three pattern, it would be Touhou 27. How did you get 18?
Forever 17
I only care about the future porn of the new beast toho lol
>Reisen is one of the worst 2hu characters
>has best manga
>has best personality
>has best story arc
>prettiest and sexiest
>uses guns
>banging OST
>best fightan game character
>worst
Yeah nah mate. Raisins is the best.
Mamizou is the best extra boss.
Prove me wrong, you probably can, but she definitely has the best music.
I don't give a shit about whatever else you said but
>Reisen is one of the worst 2hu characters
Absolutely based
Koishi
A challenger appears
It's got my wife in it
Go honk elsewhere you fucking chenposter.
Slutnae is old and busted
You sound like an absolute cum-guzzling niggerfaggot and you're autistic as fuck.
Rumia's great though.
Multiplying 3.
18 is the closest number that fits the bill.
bleh
Maneater.
I unironically like the UFO mechanic so this looks great
Man, we will never get something with her again due to copyright issues. He just doesn't have the rights to use her dude.
What?
>unironic tranny faggot who thought he was hot shit for beating the games on lunatic immediately shits himself when he gets called out for being dog shit at the games
you literally CANNOT make this shit up lmao
post that replay you little worm, i want to see you struggling to beat a piss easy game like ufo, i bet you bomb spammed everything kek
>Maneating means she eats my body
>My body has a penis
>She eats my penis
>She is a cock eater
>Meaning she sucks cock, in this situation mine.
Nice.
>If she's eating me it means she's going to gobble me up.
>It also means sucking (my) dick.
Yeah I think Lumia is pretty based.
Leave him alone MaZe this is a celebration thread for the new game for crying out loud
>literally less than 10 lines which all lack personality
>ugly danmaku
>autistic fanbase
>ugly hair
>a joke character
she is SHIT!
SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
The Sit Down Sages
Every pre windows game got made with an actual team and he doesn't have rights to everything.
>Lumia
lmao, no
Don't listen to pleb shitters. UFO is Zun's masterpiece and one of the best SHMUPs of all time.
I forgot if it was for all the characters or just a part like Mima.
wtf Reimu has breasts
Ahem.
FUCK NATURE AND FUCK FAIRIES
based schizo getting mentally broken down by false assumptions
>casual shit stains actually think this
literally no good player likes ufo and for good reason
the only people who like it are unironic secondaries who are dogshit at the games and just like the characters
fuck off back to motk to rp as kogasa you pathetic cunt
>Top tier
SA-IN-HSiFS
>Shit
DDC-UFO
>Good
rest
>even bothering to reply to MaZe
he's literally insane, you can't reason with him, you can't argue with him
just stop replying
That's just the wind blowing into her shirt, just look at her skirt.
I've always wanted to get more into this series.
I've played a little bit of TH06 Embodiment of Scarlet Devil (and sucked at it).
Where do I buy them as a physical copy and how do it gitgud at it ?
based tranny coping and trying not to kill itself
Junko is NOT a failed mom, she's more like a punished mom
>MaZe
Ok, what did I miss. What new cancer did you faggots invited in.
>Yea Forums hates DDC now
what the FUCK happened?
Spotted the newfag
>new
I fucking wish.
>touhou has its own version of Barneyfag
>touhou has its own version of ACK
What a time to be alive
>Gets a world record just to shitpost
Still as based and schizo pilled as ever
Every fandom's got to have its own autistic named shitposter.
I don't know who that is but if I see somebody unironically shit on UFO despite being the best game in the series I'll ignore it and assume it's only one person then. After all I don't think it's possible for more than one guy to have so much shit tastes he shittalks UFO out of all the games.
uninteresting characters
He's right though, UFO is garbage
episode 8 when?
I believe MaZe shits on UFO and DDC mainly
he got a world record once, so now he'll challenge anyone who dares to disagree with him to post their replays
if MaZe shows up, odds are the thread is fucking finished
Music is amazing, but other than that most stages are quite dull.
Reimu has a Wiley bush and the Weakest breasts.
is this another fresh faced tranny who rolled to /2hug/ to erp with the rest of you faggots?
didn't even try tbqhwy, you're all just shit at video gamess
i bet none of you have even had sex lmao
ufo is trash and you can throw a tantrum and block your ears all you want but that isn't going to change you pathetic cunt
>DDC
i like DDC, actually. it's got quality music and that's all that matters tbqhwy
I don't really hate it but Sakuya is broken
Dumb Tenko, you don't want an "Eric" believe me, you don't.
Behold, ZUN's true masterpiece.
Well at least MaZe showed up as the thread was ending, I guess I'm thankful for that.
Considering that I mostly keep to myself when it comes to Touhou discussions, this is news to me. Is he just as crazy as that guy ACK that stalks Yea Forums?
boogeymen are only as such because you keep talking about them, fucking retards
I hope the music is good this time, unlike in HSiFS
Though most people seemed to enjoy it greatly so maybe I'm just growing bored
>immediately assumes I'm a tranny
Nevermind, I just got my answer.
t. ranny
Who is this maZe faggot?
Best player in the West (and the East questionably)
>I mostly keep to myself when it comes to Touhou discussions
Same.
>none of my friends like it and I don't want to push it on them
>Yea Forums is incredibly hit or miss
It hurts but this is the hand I was dealt.
Nobody can be more mentally fucked up than Sean even if they tried
Think of some very obsessed version of Blunderfag
Fuck, even the cover is pure kino. How did this beer-addicted, drunken quadragenarian do it?
This has to be the faster bump limit in a while.
>talks like an absolute queer
>'wooooooooooooooow why did he assume i'm a tranny what the fuck'
literally kill yourself you fucking abomination.
you will never pass as a woman
the best player in the world
>a new game announced.
Of course we gonna ride a storm, and it's just start brewing.
who is ACK?
Creepy.
Wait
Maybe I've met that fucker already
Is he Italian? If yes I have juicy stuff to say about him
Have fun
desuarchive.org
He's been at it for 6 years now
>Be MaZe
>Be bat shit insane
>Spend your days shitposting on Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /vp/ and /jp/
>Beat a stupid amount of games on their respective hardest difficulties along with other handicaps added just so you can shitpost about it to the max
>Do this for 10(+?) years on an anonymous imageboard
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
That's dedication but jesus christ.
he said darker
Reimu is never pretty. Average at best.
Fanart doesn't count.
Is not about that pic not being pretty, is about the "uncanny valley" feeling it invokes.
Autism and borderline schizophrenia.
A schizo that stalks Madoka and lately Griddman threads on Yea Forums. His name is an acronym for "Anti Crack Kun" or so I've been told, he's basically an insane shipper and goes nuts when ships he hates are posted. He also thinks everyone is Akemi!, some tripfag that has a history with him.
i am the king of games, tbqhwy
Here's your Yamame bro
>being competitive in singleplayer games
That's all you need to know
If this maZe and the guy I'm thinking about is the same person, he is batshit insane
He was in a SIF Facebook group and used to shit on everyone's scouting
While having a meltdown on that same group after spending stupid amount of money and not getting the right card he wanted to get Max score
On a fucking Gatcha game
Everyone hated his presence basically.
I remember him talking very similary to this shitposter
hey MaZe I heard /2hug/ think you're shit
You know what they say, if the shoe fits.
absolutely envious lmao
>implying i'd ever use facebook
the fact that you yourself use facebook is fucking embarrassing