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>not about steve and alex, and instead about literally who OCs
>AND its live action
It's gonna flop
Minecraft Movie 2022
Sebastian Gray
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Elijah Cox
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite Block person...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to Village Mob played by Adam Sandler* Don't be so squared!
>*censored version of I love it starts playing* you're such a freaking hoe, I love it
>*A guy wakes up and sees an Enderman and screams
>Phone rings
>Someone's calling
>We need to get shit done
>Steve, played by Tom Holland "Oh, for craft out loud, not this again"
>OC, poc, played by Literally Who, knocks on the door "COME, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE"
>Steve "I don't think I can do it, not after last time"
>PoC: You only lost because that guy Eddy, or Enderman as he calls himself, cheated. I believe you can win the Mining Contest
>two friends
>Steve *cough* MINE
>PoC: DON'T MINE STRAIGHT DOWN
>it's the race of their lives
>Enderman: "Bwahahaha, you can't beat my game, bring the Diamond hoes"
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>CRAFTASTOPHIC
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*Adam Sandler shown with a pig plushie*
>this summer run to the Mining carts
>*montage of every time they say "craft" in the movie
>MINECRAFT
>Minecraft: Craft mines.
>Get the crafty Kraft popcorn combo at your local Cinema for a chance to win an Xbox One SAD signed by Phil Spencer
Ryan Gonzalez
ok based
Levi Torres
I guess no one really care about Steve or Alex
Christopher Ortiz
who the fuck is alex
Jason Baker
>such a fuckin hoe
>not I Dont care I love it
You know they will pick a "classic" durr zoomer nostalgia song. Other than that everything you said is perfect except at the end there will be a wacky durrhurr silly comedic relief lol haha funny quip for the fackbook moms.
Brayden Turner
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Dominic Lopez
>village mob played by adam sandler
Jace Cook
Will Notch get a credit or have they completely erased him from existence?
Dominic Ward
Why do they hate Steve so much they try to create their own character? I don't like him but this is starting to make me feel bad for a skin, is it that hard to give him some personality?
Gavin Diaz
Jesus fuck. Imagine the crowds. Imagine the autism.
Kayden Scott
>According to Variety, the Minecraft movie will tell the story of “a teenage girl and her unlikely group of adventurers who, after the malevolent Ender Dragon sets out on a path of destruction, must save their beautiful, blocky Overworld.”
David Anderson
Sounds generic
Lucas Myers
>Establishing shot of jungle biome
>"WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE"
Jeremiah Cooper
but will she have round boobs or square boobs
Gavin Nelson
Fresh world if you're actually trying to play the game
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Cooper Anderson
>live action
why but also unsurprising
Charles Sanders
better be square
Ryder Stewart
>Establishing shot of the plains biome with some mountains in the distance
>m.youtube.com
Nathan Gray
>video unavailable
Dominic Thomas
For you.
Gavin Clark
Is Sony producing this shit? They're the only one retarded enough to do it.
Nolan Morris
At least it's not Steve and friends visit the real world, or viceversa.
Lucas Mitchell
Fuck you, Bane.
Brandon Garcia
gib soss
Ryder Morris
SAUCE