When are you going to apologize Yea Forums? Get on the right side of history for once!
When are you going to apologize Yea Forums? Get on the right side of history for once!
>*Game flops*
>A-AT LEAST I WAS RIGHT!!
The statement "the right side of history" is such a ridiculous one since everybody thinks they're doing the right thing from their perspective, so they all end up thinking the end justify the means.
>he thinks Mortal Kombat will flop
You're either really stupid or new to video games.
>the right side of history
Is from Marx. X unite of world or rise up.
Unfortunately, as a straight male, the "right side of history" and I just aren't compatible. Pic somewhat related.
It's about as retardedly redundant as the "I must be right if I have enemies" shit, no surprise that it's typically spouted by the same fucking people.
>tfw Baiken will never iai your dick.
Saying that you like women showing less skin in MK11 won't get you laid.
Just a wake-up call to the huge amount of beta males on this sub. Nobody is impressed and no girl will like you because you like your virtual women less hot.
I recommend going outside and seeing how slutty women dress in real life to help curb this issue. Also lifting weights and quitting your onions diet might help as well.
Ironic that the fags behind "have sex" can't have sex themselves.
>on this sub
please dont
>thousands and thousands of terabytes of porn exist on the internet
>yet female video game characters who aren't perfect waifubait is controversial
really cringe bro im not gonna lie
Apologize for what I preordered the premium edition the moment Cary Tagawa was announced at c2e2. I've wanted movie Shang Tsung in the games ever since I saw the movie at 8 years old in 1995.
Maining Frost and Jax until Shang Tsung is released.
>thinking I want attractive women in games to masturbate to
No you dumb faggot I just want well designed characters and not purposefully ugly trash to make roasties feel better about themselves.
I'm legitimately curious. Do you REALLY believe a Mortal Kombat game will flop?
Literal Reddit terminology.
You have to go back.
>I don't want waifus to beat off to
>I just don't like when Asian people look Asian
bro stop you're just digging yourself into a deeper hole
Unless you are black, a streamer, or a rapist playing video games period will not get you laid.
I don't like when what's supposed to be an Asian woman looks like an Asian little boy, no. Guess I'm just crazy.
But he looks nothing like that in the game
young movie shang tsung is in the game?
If Kitana looks like a boy to you, You must live in Thailand.
I'm hoping we get a young Tsung skin. I know he's old Tsung in the promo. But it's still Tagawa.
We literally got Trump elected. Doesn't get more right than that!
GET WOKE GO BROKE
its too hyped up and too mainstream to fail. well see if it will live up to its hype because to me personally character designs other than kabal and Noob are pretty meh stage designs meh and the overall combat is so slow that i get bored after 10 matches in the beta test
>11
All this time I thought the series finished at 3. Who's still playing it? I haven't seen an arcade in at least a decade.
I actually like Asian Kitana. I think she's prettier this way. I'm in the minority??
This. It's also a repeat of what happens every other month with Yea Forums.
>game content is shown
>women are unappealing
>Yea Forums goes on about how shit the game is gonna be
>game comes out
>most of Yea Forums buys games and makes threads praising it, also ends up liking the girls they criticized anyway
Happened with RE2 and it happened with DMC5.
That doesn't always apply.
Captain Marvel was woke and shit all over incels in the sum of billions.
Stranger Things
Game of Thrones
Wonder Woman
Bro I hate to break it to you but not all Asians look like your big tiddie anime characters.
Baiken is trash, her tits are way too big
Not all women are flat either user.
No.
The bikini snowflake squad are the minority.
They just cry loudly.
Yeah we should do like the Japanese and make all female characters look like retarded anime whores!
That's how real asian women's faces look. Not your triangle chin anime girls that look like grey aliens in a human disguise.
>they all have their faces covered
heh
Slut Shaming!
No but most women actually have at least some tits, ass, and hips. Kitana looks like a 2x4 teenage boy.
99% of Asians are.
It's the reason Hitomi is such a big deal. She's a freak anomaly for an Asian.
>there are actually incels that think THIS is a flat ass
Rap videos and hentai were a mistake.
t. orbiter
Since when are Edenian's asian?
So why are you upset when there's one "flat" girl?
No, more like I'm sick of seeing the same boring ass sameface anime sluts being trotted out in every japanese fighter now. I'd rather have no female characters in these games if all they're gonna design is hentai trash.
Her tits look gross, like fat ass balloons.
user, she has a serious case of trapface.
1281 is the whole playerbase of MK anyway.
Ok, so what about the non-asians then? I remember Sonya was usually pretty well endowed, and now she's a chestlet.
>one "flat" girl
Uh huh. Though I guess you could argue Frost isn't flat, since we can't tell shit about her in that power ranger suit.
>one
You're really gonna let the lack of big j cup titties get under your skin this much?
Funny, you fags love Marie Rose in DOA and she's literally a teenage boy.
Bro are you just calling literally any woman without triple D breast sizes flat now?
Maybe you should go back to anime games where giant oppai or whatever are the norm?
These incels never got breastfed, hence why they're obsessed with giant fake ugly tits
>you fags
Uh uh. Never played a DOA game in my life, never will, shit's cringy as fuck.
Asians ...
This. Jade has big tits, yet these fags are claiming she's flat lol
More like lack of C-cups and above. Variety isn't "Women can only have As and Bs!" no matter how much you want that to be the case. Though I guess Jade and Aloy are the only exceptions to not being titlets, however covered up Jade is.
"I've predicted who will have power in the future and I've adjusted my morals according to their wishes" basically bragging about being a really good peasant
>from tranny to trap
Well I guess it's "technically" an improvement.
I never got breastfed and lack size boobs preferences .
jesus the left is hideous, looks like sarah palin fused with MJ
Nice mad billy
>not liking ugly plastic bimbos mean you're gay
Nice boogeyman, faggot.
Jade is at least a C or D cup, dumbass
>big
that's like a c cup at best, user
>purposefully making your characters ugly
Why?
OK billy back to twitter
Why even care about being right? Here's an extreme example: most people are in unanimous agreement that Europeans were wrong to wipe out the native Americans, but centuries later, they're a nearly extinct, forsaken people while the descendants of the colonists prosper
>calls someone else a dumbass
>when he literally can't read
C cup is kinda big dude
nice tits, nice ass and thighs, problem? also that dark skin is hot. looks like milk chocolate mmmmmmm meanwhile jap fighters barely have any dark skinned women.
Gotta respect women user, and everyone knows the best way to respect women is to make them into ugly mannish dykes because femininity is a crime.
Yeah I dont get why Capcom made the girls in SFV so damn ugly, they look like fat steroid shemales.
Dude It happened with MK9 and MKX too
That is why The MK11 bitching is pure hipocrisy
>The MK9 Tranny face complaints was since the game lauch
>The MKX square Jaw complaint was since lauch too ALSO they was already talking about less revealing clothes.
Now the fags have the bullcrap to say MKX is better?Just Awfull
Sonya is smaller than she was in 9. But EVERY girl in 9 LITERALLY used the exact same model 9, it was lazy. The one body for females in 9 was some H cup stripper (not complaining) but it was lazy. Sonya was about a c cup in x and remains so in 11. Call me a faggot if you ant but I'm actually thankful the females all have unique models now. None of them or mk9 style bimbos but Jade has some good size boobs. Also the faces are way hotter now. They had manjaw in 9.
Mortal Kombat is supposed to be about blood, gore, and women showing a lot of skin. That's the way it always was. The majority of the people who are defending the design choices don't even play videogames. They're political opportunists that want to ruin our games. It's the same thing with RDR2; they boasted about muh realism and historical accuracy yet Arthur is asexual and hates the company of working girls. He sure likes to smoke, drink, and shoot innocents though. Maybe he's a eunuch?
The people that defend the design choices on this particular website are those same groups of liberals, pretending like they give a shit about videogames. A lot of them are women as well.
This is better though. But can't we have this face but keep the stripper ninja attire?
MK women are meant to emulate current Western sensibilities for female warriors in tv shows and movies. Which are sexy, but strong and without looking like hookers.
The two women fighting here are better designs than anything in current japanese fighting games. Beautiful, sexy, dangerous, capable fighters. Meanwhile we got shit like doa and shit calibur with trash characters like Honoka and marie, and Taki and Ivy, that all look like garbage ass hookers and joke characters.
Not until they remove character variations
Ugly?
EVERY girls face is sexier than ever. Even the fucking pickaninny looks better than before.
No problom just posting
>women showing a lot of skin
That was NEVER a requirement of MK, and you literally never played an MK game before the 3d era if you think that. Female ninjas in MK 2 wore 1 piece bathing suits and barely showed any skin at all, 3 was sexier but not by so much. Sonya in 1 showed almost no skin, same for 3.
Sonya is a B at best, which is smaller than she's ever been. The only women with breasts are Jade and the Injustice reject.
And yet Taki is pretty much fully covered up. She has the same sort of idealized body as the male characters all do.
She looks like a mudslime.
>C cup is kinda big dude
Not in the US or Russia
>MK started at 9
Try again.
whoa ok lets not get crazy now. Jacqui looks worse, not better. Her hair looks like turds, and they made her face too negroidian now.
>Taki
>fully covered up
Her outfit is so tight it's like she's literally naked. Also she looks like a stupid slut character. She's literally some generic studiofow rapebait garbage.
Kitana and Cassie Cage look alright but the rest of women look awful.
>well designed means big ugly kimonos that no one could actually properly fight in
Seek help
the 3d era was shit and had the worst designs, MK1-3 were best.
Don't pin his ignorance on the 3D era. This "All the girls wore bikinis and had double D tits" bullshit is from faggots that only played MK9
Stop pretending to know anything.
go outside
Did you even watch the video? No one is wearing a kimono there. Wtf are you on?
Still has D cups.
LoOK good to me
>MK IS GONNA FLOP
Kill yourself, Billy
>a midriff and arm is lots of skin
You incels are desperate holy shit...
>implying her breasts wouldn't shrink in size after breast feeding cassie
>he didn't even watch his own shill video the whole way through
Pathetic, try coming back when you actually know how to form an argument.
More skin than most of the women are allowed to show in MK11. Also bigger tits. On a real woman no less. It's a perfect middle ground between "bikini" and "burka".
Does this motherfucker talk about anything else? Or does he fall asleep dreaming of his next MK11 bitchfit?
>MK flopping
This has literally never happened.
Even the shitty 3D era games sold well. MK was the only thing basically keeping Midway alive, and the only reason WB purchased Midway.
>Big
Cmon, even pranked Terry got bigger baps than her.
That's not how breasts work.
>standards for sexy weren't a lot lower than they are today
Hello zoomer.
You literally admitted to going and using reddit by posting how butthurt you are that your shitty post there got deleted, and nobody is ripping you apart for it? This place really has gone to shit.
Those aren't kimonos retard, and you can see them fighting and moving just fine in them. Those outfits look better than the shit female characters in japanese fighters wear.
>more skin
>ignores Jade showing thighs and arms
>Jade also has big tits
>you can see them fighting and moving just fine in them
Because the whole fight is pre-choreographed you sperg. It's just a bunch of flashy bullshit that doesn't actually work in real life.
Define "flop."
Because it will sell a minimum of 7 million copies, which is great numbers for a fighting game.
>face covered
Yeah you could say the same about 9 when they all have their faces covered but once pull off that mask...
Japanese fighting game character design is godawful holy shit
MK 11 needs to do real well and btfo these jp fighters to force them to do better designs
Literally gay.
Pretty sure they will have a younger alt for him. Every character has a different alt.
>It's just a bunch of flashy bullshit that doesn't actually work in real life.
So how is that any different from any fighting game then? Especially Japanese fighters, most female characters in those don't even use martial arts, just fake stupid looking shit that doesn't even look like it hurts. The women in that show at least look like they are fighting, not waving their hands around like they're using streamers as the opponents magically get hurt somehow.
Of course he talks about other things user, gotta keep up with the libtard SJW censors killing games!
MKX cut back on the skin and sex appeal, especially from MK9. And it sold 11 million copies, the most in the series history.
It's not going to reach MKX numbers that's for sure
>gay for liking women that actually look attractive both with and without clothing on
Meanwhile you fags defend the shemales of MK 9 because "least dey got bigazz tiddiz" shit is sad man.
>More skin than most of the women are allowed to show in MK11.
>most of the women
>most
Stop being retarded and read. Also she is showing more skin than Jade. You'd have been better off comparing it to MK11 Sonya's alt. It's kind ashamed though that women showing bare arms is now considered something of great note though. Also never said Jade was flat, though I'm sure if she were you'd defend it just as well.
Will you guys do the same Captain Marvel shit where you pretend that the sales are fake?
You obviously haven't played a single fighting game in your life
Women are for desirable appeal. Get your life sorted out, your mind is fucked up.
How is a midriff showing more skin than seeing jade's THIGHS? Thighs trumps midriff.
>So how is that any different from any fighting game then?
MK is taking a "realistic" and "respectful" approach to designing females.
>jade's THIGHS
You mean all 1/8th that poke through?
Ready for a 2nd run with him? You bet I do
Yeah this 8 year old girl flailing her twig arms around sure looks more effective than grown women fighting with weapons
Stop looking at super obscure jap fighting games and look at the popular fighting games
>but centuries later, they're a nearly extinct, forsaken people
Do you believe everything told by Hollywood schlock or what? There are millions of them in the US alone and they are treated like royalty with free living space/utilities and are respected within the national culture and beyond. Everyone bends over backwards to praise them for nothing or constantly remind everyone else of their innate victimhood, your retarded post being case in point.
It's called ZR, newfag.
Most fighting games don't come close to selling 11 million copies. So that isn't much of a guess. It will still sell north of 6-7 million, which are still great numbers.
Does anyone actually enjoy playing MK? It's looked like a trash fighting game for years that's been cruising on its IP.
Women aren't for anything. They can be sexy, badass, whatever they want to be, just like male characters.
Lol, he's going to shoot up a mosque when MK11 sells 10 billion. He's legitimately mentally ill. No way in hell has he touched a vagina or even another dick for that matter. I think he's gay. Just read the headlines he posted for Kollector and Kotal Khan.
Alicia Marie demolished him yesterday.
BURKA KUCKBAT!
The fighting in that video and MK look realistic. The shit in JP fighters doesn't at all. Compare Tekken or SF to MK. You can clearly see, MK 11 fighting looks like movie fight scenes in some asian movie. Tekken and SF look like janky arcade shit with bad animations.
Yeah it does
Yup.
It's always been more about fun than being a deep complex fighter. Any time I have company over, I can just throw on MK and yes people play it. Games like Tekken and SF don't have the same appeal with normies.
It's called eating shit, you faggot weeb.
>look at the popular fighting games
ALL Japanese fighting games are filled with shitty garbo slut characters. ALL of them.
DOA
Tekken
SF V is the worst of these
I wont even get into shit like GG or Blazblue
Shit Calibur is an entire cast of whores
Japanese fighting game design for females has been taking Ls all this decade and the 2000s
Kitana was always Asian, retard.
Way better than the man face in 9
>The fighting in that video and MK look realistic
Not in those retarded kimonos and tight constrictive bondage gear they don't.
Game looks like shit and I'm not sorry to say it.
You keep your numale feminist trash, I'll be playing the superior Tekken 7 over here.
Smash bros is the most popular fight game
>manface to moonface
Someone turn down the aspect ratio on her head.
Lurk more, faggot
that's because 3D huge boobs are gross
but 2D huge boobs are heavenly
MK is actually fun, Japanese fighters aren't fun, they're basically school cram sessions. Tekken is literally like doing cram school sessions in a Japanese school, you don't even get to have fun since your entire playtime is devoted to memorizing minute details like "Lili's f2 is 3 startup frames and is a crushing high mid that must be avoided by sidestepping on the outer upwards y axis when the full moon is out, but not during the vernal equinox"
What happens when MK11 gets a higher Metacritic score?..
>b...but it doesn't matter
Slut characters are always the best ones, and you are sexually repressed in a way that's really unhealthy for you.
Problem is that you want to go in the complete opposite direction and have all the women built like sticcs while being almost totally covered from head to toe.
Good goy, don't ask questions and eat the corporate slob, and then get hyped for the next product
her face is wider than my couch
Are you unironically saying metacritic score is a metric that matters? Really?
What the fuck kind of fallacy is that even? "Appeal to Rottentomatoes"? Get the fuck out with that shit.
look at that face on the left, you unironically think that looks good??
No it doesn't. You never been in a fight if you think it does. Go call tyrone a nigger and flail your arms at him like marie rose and see what happens.
Alicia Marie is a hot based mixed woman shitting on the incels and they cant take it. She's also more fit than these incels and could prolly kick their ass in a fight too lol
9 and X were the best ones yet though.
I've been playing MK for 23 years.
I still enjoy it.
Preordered the Premium Edition. Played the beta. 11 is my goty. MK is my second favorite franchise in all of gaming. My number 1 being Dragon Age. Hate me, it's ok.
No, the problem is that he's a she.
Holy shit, I thought Madonna-Whore Complexes were just a Victorian meme.
No, I want the women to look like this:
hot sexy capable fighters
not shitty ass jav strippers
In the end money is what matters. And MK11 will easily sell double what Tekken did. So where are you going with this arguement?
What happens when MK11's competitive scene is dominated by a furfag that wears a fursuit to stage?
>Tekken 7
>superior
Enjoy your crapanese exam cram session game lol, maybe after 10 years of memorizing frame data you'll actually be considered a an above average player lol
Stop comparing this to real women. You can't chop off a real woman's tits because she's 'too sexy'.
Nice grapes over there, Mr. Fox.
no one said anything about wanting virgin brides though, just want female fighters that have actual cool designs like the males do and not just "lol slap her in a bikini and give her a winpose where she shakes her ass" like japanese female fighter whore designs
>hot
She's a horseface.
>fit
Agreed.
>could prolly kick their ass in a fight
Hollywood fantasy.
>competitive scene
You make it sound like the FGC actually matters. Btw, that furfag did make more money than anyone in that fucking community. So what does that say about the rest of them?
>this game's too hard, mom!
Damn, you should get a job at polygon or something.
>moonface
Looks nothing like him
Dude, stop arguing with him. It's clear he's got severe mental issues where any sexy woman = useless combat incapable whore in his eyes.
Look at how cute and covered up Jack-O is!
But I just showed you real women that look sexy and are clothed and fighting, which is what we want in this genre now. You had endless amounts of shitty games full of slut whore characters, its time for a change.
No, quality is what matters faglord. And Tekken 7 is obviously the superior game by miles. You keep your irrelevant shit game and go over there where the fursuits play with the kids and the mentally disabled. We play here with the games that actually matter.
Fucking metacritic. Still laughing.
>6/10 moonfaced chink
nrs, you sons of bitches, you've done it again!
Nah I'd rather have a life and have sex, not play Tekken 9 hours a day like its a damn job, which is what you have to do to even be considered decent at it. Tekken sucks because its literally a shitty 9 to 5 you dont even get paid for.
>allowed to show
Jesus, you're really committing to your irrational anger huh?
So your solution is "Slap her in a bulky tech suit" then? Also I'll point out almost all of your cool male designs show off a lot more skin than the women, while also having better physiques.
Also if you want to argue realism, realistically these women would at least have some muscle mass, yet they have none. They also wouldn't be wearing fucking heels.
Literally who cares about the pro scene?
Most of us aren't pros.
Dude shut up, because you have no idea what you're talking about.
how the fuck is alicia marie a goddamn horse face? her face isn't even that narrow and she has a chad jaw if anything
Nah he's just going to pretend the game was a flop or never mention it again.
>which is what we want in this genre now
>we
Speak for yourself shitface, only you alone want prudish shit like that. What *I* want is pretty sexy women in sexy clothes being sexy. I don't want to play a fighting game if I don't have a constant half-chub. There's just no point otherwise.
she not really working with anything
I'm so sick of normalfags and women. They ruin everything.
But the women in the vid I posted ARE sexy, so your argument makes no sense. Unless you think any woman that isn't this isn't sexy
>bad at videogames
>I HAVE SEX, GUYS
Genius fucking post, user.
>quoting RLM, the guys who recommend every fucking Disney product
lmao
sales speak for themselves, MK has more fans than japanese fighters do, and MK X sold more than these jp fighters did despite all the "go woke go broke" bullshit. Tekken 8, SF 6, DOA 7, and Soul Calibur 7 better start changing their designs or its over
Deathofahobby.jpg
>quality
By who's standards?....Yours?!
Yeah one faggot on Yea Forums is the end all be all of quality in fighting games. Have fun with you 1 minute load times in between fights.
>dat quality
>he thinks Tekken is a video game and not a shitty chore and busywork
Chad alicia
Version billy
>lmao I have a life virgins
Imagine being so proud of wanting dumb games. Imagine being scared of wanting to improve your skills.
>Tekken 7
>superior
yeah too bad its boring as shit and looks like garbage
Fair enough, I don't play MK, I just think it doesn't look that great.
>I'm sick of normal people
>I'm sick of half the population
leave your house today if possible
Can we stop pretending the boner culture dudes are anything but tourists? None of you niggers play competitive, none of you are in the FGC.
>So what does that say about the rest of them?
Mostly that they don't play shitty NRS games, because nobody except normalfags are interested in those abominations.
Why? If it makes a profit already, why change? Also what if beautiful characters is part of the director's creative vision?
Probably people whining on Yea Forums about him, like what's happened for the past 4+ months.
I'm willing to bet most of the people complaining don't even give a shit about MK and just want to get outraged about the costumes.
I'd rather improve real skills, like lifting or doing martial arts irl, not memorizing frame data for a character in some shitty fighting game no one cares about lol
People buy shit thats bad all the time, dude. Sales are not an inherent indicator of quality.
I think she looks fine. (Though the headband is a little '80's workout gear') The problem is Kitana is not Asian. She's not even from earth. She's Edenian. Her parents are Sindel and Jarod, neither of whom is Asian or has Asian-like physical features. It makes no sense for her to suddenly look this way. And giving MK's current design direction you can only assume that this was done for political reasons, with complete disregard for series continuity or lore.
Way to be completely wrong with such confidence, you potato.
Just fuck off and quit infecting every hobby with your sensibilities. You're just locusts.
Cool. Then go lift weights and let the nerds have their complex fighters, which will objectively be better than NRS shit.
>None of you niggers play competitive, none of you are in the FGC.
Video gaming is a hobby, faggot, not a job.
The irony of this post
Who's the final boss in the regular ladder mode?
Honestly, I don't care if she's a Jap. Isn't that what she was originally anyway? I'll take anything at this point. It's an uphill battle against these leftists and as long as she isn't a nigger I'm happy with it.
Yes it will. The game lives gotten so much more hype than MKX. I'd say 5 or 6 million
>GET OUT OF MY HOBBY REEEEEEEE
Why don't you make me, pencil neck?
You talk like the people who NRS is pandering to now will play the game at all.
>Video gaming is a hobby, faggot, not a job.
autistic fighting game players cannot physically comprehend this statement user, have a heart.
Have we ever actually seen Jerrod?
Kronika
Tekken has shit animations, bad graphics, lacks decent content and has shitty gameplay
Mortal Kombat fans will probably buy and play the game, yes.
Yea Forums doesn't play MK for very long, threads here drop off fast. You guys weren't fucking competitive for 9 or X, don't lie.
Actually you're on the left side of history which historically has always ended in failure.
Video Games are a job old man
Wouldn't be an NRS thread without tertiaries that buy fighting games to play through story mode and watch the epic cinematic finishers.
Wait wait wait
So you guys are saying MK11 IS CASUAL TRASH, TEKKEN IS THE REAL THINKING MAN'S GAME WITH DEPTH
But you're also going REEEEEE ITS FINE I'M NOT COMPETITIVE, VIDEO GAMING IS A HOBBY NOT A JOB too? Make up your minds, you tasteless niggers.
Lol
Both were shit mechanically. 11 will have true neutral focus
>Game is too serious for Friendships to come back
>Release a literal meme stage
I want fucking Friendships back! REEEEEEE
There are more than one person making arguments against MK's shit designs you idiot, I don't have a horse in that Tekken argument you're having.
Jokes on you, I already lift.
Show me 5 characters with the same face in doa tekken sfv gg blazblue and soul calibur
That's a cute term for masturbating
Jokes on you, I wasn't the user arguing about Tekken, I was pointing out how ridiculous you boner culture fags are. You niggers are just tourists, you'll be out of the threads come launch.
Why are fighting games the only genre with your brand of autism festering about?
Hey man, lifting has turned me into a sexual tyrannosaurus
In that your sex life is extinct?
Does the game still use arbitrary strings of buttons that you have to memorize and are impossible to hit confirm? Or is it good like Street Fighter now?
>I was pointing out how ridiculous you boner culture fags are.
By admitting you can't follow more than one argument at a time without accusing people of samefagging both sides of the field?
>I've wanted movie Shang Tsung in the games ever since I saw the movie at 8 years old in 1995.
Probably not relevant at all, but any time the movie is mentioned I feel like blogposting my experience:
>1995
>movie was just fresh in cinemas
>we had no idea it even existed
>go with best friend to see some shitty teen comedy
>decide to smoke a joint after the movie
>sneak into some empty theater room with low lights to roll the joint in the last seat row
>"Nobody here, so we might as well smoke in here."
>as the joint burned towards its end, people come in
>both of us high af, decide to stay seated for a while, watching the commercials on screen
>commercials are over and movie starts
>MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT *dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun dudundudun*
We saw the movie in its first week, for free, high af, without even knowing of it. Best movie experience of my entire life.
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Did he strike a nerve, casual?
That's pretty funny coming from someone who just mistook one user for another.
It was a pretty sweet ride until it wasn't.
The irony of this post.
Oh no! That REAL woman's breasts are larger than the ones in our video game! SHUT IT DOWN!
It is the same shit. With more juggle.
half the reason i play SFV is to jerk off to it, based capcom knew what they were doing
Wonder why it sold so bad
Yeah, I thought there'd be a good chance for friendships to come back in this MK game. They could do some really good shit with them nowadays.
They're also cowards for not having the "Toasty!" either. But it also doesn't seem like they're afraid of silly shit when they have those Johnny fatalities and this stage.
Mortal Kombat hasn't done it for me ever since it went modern. There are dozens of better fighting games these days.
Lack of tits don't harm a games sales unless titties were the whole point of the game.
Stop joking, no one can like that abomination Scarlet.
Having titties doesn't either.
Then maybe they should since that is where the money is.
what's your point? That's why I play as her...
What people don't remember about Friendships is that they had really hard requirements. Like winning the match without jumping or blocking, shit like that. So they were pretty rare and didn't make the whole game silly
To a lot of these zoomer faggots, it is a job.
A lot of the males are pretty attractive too though. It's called fanservice for both genders. It's something Japan likes, unlike Calimerica, who only wants to see hot guys.
Why is she so fucking ugly?
based.
titty monsters r gross.
>mfw they bring back the gayest finisher ever, but Friendships are off the table
it would have sold better if you didn't have to run CE to unlock the fucking camera, i just want to look at their feet in peace
it flopped once though
could've made another ada wong and i would be happy with it but instead we get this abomination
Stop making these shill threads.
>She's also more fit than these incels and could prolly kick their ass in a fight too
>Can already see 3 exposed weak points
She's going down hard of breath easy. Punch a chick in the tits and watch what happens. Do it again to continue the fun.
>this used to be MK
I thought WB was immune to this shit. It worries me that the next Batman game will have SJW shit.
It's not a shill, it's a crazy MK fanboy who's asshurt about MK11 essentially being a retool of the franchise.
Instead of just writing the game off and playing something else (there are thousands of good gory games and fightan out there), he'll use sardonic SJW larping to bitch.
Fuck off back to resetera
Don't forget about the battle pass stuff
is this better
Faction and Challenge Towers worked that way in X already.
Don't know why you'd need it for the Krypt.
>needing an internet connecting just to play single player
Imagine defending that shit.
>Faction and Challenge Towers worked that way in X already.
These people whining about muslim kombat didn't play X
Why does she remind me of the Mythbusters girl in that shot?
Are you assuming i didn't complain about shit like that in mkx
Nothing wrong with skipping a bad entry in the series.
That IS a flat ass.
>tmw there's a female Tarkatan in the Tarkatan Kamp stage in MK11
Shit, I forgot about that win pose. They would neeeeeeever do something like that again. Amazing what 8 years can do.
No.
Can’t wait to use my boy erron black. Maybe shao Kahn too.
Where did these autistic "muslim kombat" retards come from
why does "mature and respectful" = fucking boring and drab
Jesus Christ that Jade
The ponytail does so much.
The winners are the right side, you dumb loser
>linking to fucking Low Tier God
Christ you fags are such posers
It's pretty flat
It's mostly one dude unless you count the anons obviously baiting or joking
Yeah dude its only ONE guy, everyone else is just joking
>being covered up and decent is now anita and feminist
What a time to be alive.
>have sex
there are comments in this thread saying that friendships are not in the game. is this confirmed? what about babalities? animalities? i was just thinking yesterday how there werent enough alities in mk9 or x. only fatalities and brutalities would be really disappointing in 11.
please say it aint so.
>coorporations now hate mommy tits
Apparently Hara-Kiris return if the opponent disconnects from an online match.