C...can we have a Mortal Kombat 11 thread without the spergs? Please. Just once?

C...can we have a Mortal Kombat 11 thread without the spergs? Please. Just once?
If you don't like Mortal Kombat just don't post.

Who are you gonna main?
What mode are you playing first?

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I know this thread is doomed, but I'm maining D'vorah and Johnny.

Probably kollector or skarlet

Sweet.
I'm gonna do Frost & Jax.
I'll be playing story first to avoid spoilers though.

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Kollector looks really fun.

>If you don't like Mortal Kombat just don't post.
What if like MK in general but don't really care about 11?

That's where I'm at. I won't complain in this thread though, so OP can suck NR's flaccid member without distraction.

My only complaint is that everyone seems to have made their armor at the same place.
Rather than say, looking like they found different materials to make their armors from.

Anyway, I’m going for Subby and Kotal Khan.

Give us the good old tits and no one will shit on the game.

Noob and the Kollector look the most interesting

Still hoping Kollector is the runt of the Shokan race.

No because MK without nice bodies and their girls is just a generic and garbage fighting game and you have to a real dumbass to buy this shit

I hope nu midway goes to hell and this game flops
Fuck Ed Coon and fuck warner bros

Probably maining Noob since he's the only non-scorp and subby ninja on the roster. I might get some Cetrion going, since she got some tremor and rain vibes going on.

Def the story. I'm not a fan of time travel in media, but I want to see how Shao is also Onaga looking.

>buying a fighting game to fap and not to play the fucking game

why not just look at porn in between playing actually fun games?

pro tip: if a game is selling itself on it's sexiness IT'S NOT GONNA HAVE GOOD GAMEPLAY. It blows my mind how many times you faggots will buy the shittiest of shitty games because it has titties in it.

>mfw dvorah bursts out of her own chest as a flying insects

Kino/10

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Why not play literally any other fighting game if you want good gameplay? Manchildren only continue to pretend to like MK because of the gratuitous violence, and at that point your gore fetish is even more pathetic than someone who wants to see tits.

No. You can't, the only reason it's brought up here is to bitch about weewees not being pleased

They should bring back Stryker as a timecop trying to unfuck everything and give him futuristic shit because otherwise he's never getting in over Erron Black again

What the fuck happened to Frost?

What even happens afterwards? She just stays a fly?

Not him but I prefer Mortal Kombat over other fighting games. I often find the complaints are from people who are bad at it.

>Block Button
Yeah you have to actually react instead of lazily walking backwards. The button prevents you from moving attacking which makes you actually have to be on point with your blocking.

>Projectiles don't clash
Yeah, you actually have to avoid or block the shit forcing interaction. 90% of people just can't react to zoning. Clashing lets you both make zoning worthless.

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>fuckable hole in the stomach
i like her already

She got cyborged