MEEEOW user FUCK YOUR VIDEOGAMES I NEED ATTENTION RIGHT FUCKING NOW MEOW NYA MIYAU MEOW FEED ME PET ME FUCK YOUR...

>Seriously?
Seriously?

>those fucking meth teeth
he's on meth, isn't he?

>Play vidya
>Cat comes by face
>Lays down and purrs
>Stop playing and snuggle cat
>All is right in the world

Is there a more satisfying feeling?

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all my cats died and my mom is elderly and doesn't want more cats causing trouble around

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Your mom is rightfully concerned they'll start gnawing on her body before you find it.

No kitty I can't pause and pet you, it's an online game. KITTY I SWEAR TO GOD NOO FUCK OFF. GOD DAMNIT KITTY.

google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2391223/amp/Janet-Veal-56-gnawed-eaten-CATS-kitchen-floor-died.html

no shit, that's why greyhounds are so fast

>getting bullied by something one-tenth your size

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>cat goes into a tantrum
>pet once
>immediately struggles from the hug and goes outside

why did i even get a cat.

I hope you die if that's actually true you fucking edgelord.

I would gnaw on your body too.

Greyhounds are cool, too bad their are too passive so niggers use them to train pitbulls

So that you could have something even more antisocial than you around

I grew up on a farm where drowning litters of kittens was a matter of course; the barn cats would overrun the property otherwise and the ACO would start breathing down my neck. Awfully sorry if that offends your delicate sensibilities.

why do you even KNOW that

That's why I only play easy games so I can pet my cat while playing.

I'm just gonna come out and say it- FUCK DOGGERS

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>Looks like a cat girl
>Is actually an ant

Shittiest chara design I've ever seen

sup user, I'll just chill on the couch while you play your game.

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my cat seems to respect my availability he's pretty great honestly
idk if I will get another cat when he dies no cat could be better than this guy

>not having pet green anoles

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Nice fantasies my small dicked pick up driving friend.

>want a cat
>remember that they shit, piss, get sick and die
Maybe not

I read that as not having pet green onaholes

can't wait for mine to die.
never getting one ever again.

I FUCKING CANT STOP PLANTING MY FACE INTO MY KOTS BELLY AND CUDDLING HER

I HAVE SHIT TO DO

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cats are for betas and trannies

>in an extremely difficult post-mortem
lmao the fur babies stripped her to the bone

based
cringe

Almost every living being does that, user.

Quit crying at me.

Why are goldens so cute?

Yeah no shit, idiot

There are no bigger welfare queens than farmers. Poison the food with your monsanto crap. Fuck up the natual agriculture order with your shitty corn lobbies. I piss on you.

Whoa! Me too user! Haha, hey we're just a couple of goofballs huh? *lights cigarette* so what's a stud like you doing here huh? Got any plans tonight? *takes a long drag* you know, I know a great hang out spot near the city hall just down the block, let's go check it out *grin*

Why didn't the user answer you?

are u one of those that pride yourself on not knowing shit

Seeing my cat buried in the backyard within what I anticipate will be the next few weeks so I can stop having to watch him slowly starve himself to death because of his diabetes and old age

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Anybody else smell their dog? She smells like fritos.

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Why would I cry? I pity you and your third world shithole lmao

I'm implying that not having a pet because it does those things is a shitty argument.

Should I post my kit kats?

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>pet fluffy cat belly
>fucker grabs my hand and starts kicking it with his claws
reeeeeeeee

>not RIGHT FUCKING MEOW
Stupid cat, back to the pound!

I CAN'T LET YOU GO OUT RiGHT MEOW, IT'S PAST 10 ALREADY

My dog is kinda woody

You are overstimulating it, I think.

You want to hear my Joker impression?

why do cats and dogs threads always bring out the edgiest faggots in the galaxy

Nah cats just have an instinct to protect their belly
Which is a shame since their bellies are fluffy heaven

Women, am I right?

Sociopaths who can't even begin to comprehend having empathy usually goes to animals because "they're easy to understand"

Little late to play the "I'm not upset!" act when you lead with that superheated spergery, baby boy.

post more cats

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Your cat probably doesn't trust you enough, mine lets me bury my face in it whenever I want, licks my head "clean" too while I'm at it.
Then again, she knows me since she was a little rat and I tended to her for years, she wouldn't let me do that until well one year and a half, now I can do pretty much anything to her.

>implying im the same user
Lol, this site a bit too advanced for you. Yokel.

Cat or dog?

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Hi qt

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I would also disown my posts in your position. At least you have the self-awareness to be embarrassed by your behavior.

Always annoying when I'm in a match and my cat tries to get in my front of me

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My sister's went out the same away, I couldn't help but feel relieved after the cat had finally passed away

Why don't we have both?

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Because i can't raise both at the same time

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My fucking cat has been nagging for attention for the last 2 hours
I just want to sleep but she wants me to go and sit with her for some time until she falls asleep purring
I can't ignore her, every "meow" cuts like a knife on my heart

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I was meant to be ironing but she's sleeping, I guess I'll do it later

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TIER LIST
OWN TIER
BLACK + YELLOW EYES COMBO

GOD TIER
GRAY
BLACK
WHITE + FLUFFY

MID TIER
WHITE

SHIT
THE REST

>PET ME
but then you'll bite me

yes do it already

You are scum. Rednecks like need to be put in concentration camps.

If I died in my house and didnt leave any food for my pet I would be glad my otherwise useless corpse could feed them until help arrived

Some cats like belly-scratches and some don't, it's also a trust issue since like with any animal allowing you access to their undercarriage is a huge sign of trust

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