Vidya enemies weaker than you

just run them over

haha yeah it would be no big deal if it sucked me up

haha

>implying
It's just a cockroach but bigger, I doubt it's even strong

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As someone whose biggest phobia is cockroaches, if one was coming at me and I had a gun, there's a very real chance I would shoot myself to prevent any chance of experiencing it making physical contact with me.

You know, the whole little thing with cockroaches surviving nuclear attacks makes me wonder why the programers of Fallout didn't make, like, the mini nuke ineffective against them. Just for a laugh.

they can survive the radiation, not the explosion

I was a bit dissapointed when I started to kill the kids, how retardly easy it was compared to the fucking cats. Was a good surprise when I got my jaw punched the fuck out by the parents. Always left the kids alone and just skipped them out of gratitude for that little surprise when I would replay the game.

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Mate, have you ever seen how hard a real roach is to kill sometimes? A dog-sized one would fuck yo' shit.

No one can beat me. Anyone steps to me I floss and dab on em (YEET) and drop them with a simple snap kick. Learn to fight and stop cucking your own body.

Yeah, good point. Would be kinda funny, though.

Do you know that a roach with the size of a dog would be fast AND strong as fuck, right? it's like saying you could beat a ant with the size of a dog

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Just step it

that's really kind of you to make a hole in your body for the roach to lay it's eggs in

No it wouldn't

FUCKASLKDJLASDXCL,M

Just kick it's dopey face in

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Dont you remember cockroaches killing everybody in FO3?

By the time you've lifted your leg high enough to clear its back its already taken your nuts off.

why would you want to kick this cutie

And you mc being able to defeat them with fists?

>slices your shins open

Normal raches can move 2 km/h and bite with a force 50 times stronger than their own body weight, now imagine it proportional to the size of a dog

It said enemies you could beat, not enemies you would beat

I'd just jump up onto a table

They're kind of big but don't have the legs to kick like a cassowary or something
It'd be like punching a big penguin.

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size up, faggot

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*Stabs your leg*

giant bugs irl will instantly cripple themselves and die due to gravity and their own mass as exoskeletons are very shit compared to bones

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A roach that big couldn't even walk.

I can beat this guy up

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based

>458805338
>458805360

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TRUE

They are basically a tasmanian devil

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YOU'RE TOOOO SLOW

Hello bitch

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Or any level 1 mobs in JRPGs I guess.

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you could overpower a lil goblin easy

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Ayo huwhite boy

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I would dropkick this cunt right in his faggot face

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what if I had to fight one of them haha

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>*instantly suffocates*
any other questions?

>due to gravity
>doesnt mention oxygen

dumb weebs: -1
Chad puppy: 3

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>scale up a roach
>>it can't walk
>what about OTHER BUG
>>it can't breathe
>ALL OF THE DAY BRO
you are silly

Literally any female enemy/protag

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Even Bayonetta? She kicked a fucking jet

kick her right in the tit, I will

I'd just fuck her raw

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I think just stepping on it will defeat it

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Not how it works.

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*throws plasma grenade*

based

*throws cock out of pants*

>if raiden's super hard punches made him hard, my normal, softish punches would do supreme damage!
Checks out

A single plasma shot will painfully kill you irl, m8

A single fat-ass thot will anally kill you irl, m8

*dodges*

>bethesda logic

grunts are like 5' 9" theyd kick all of the manlets asses here

you're not master cheif, slow-mo

Literally just take their scythes and return the favor, they're the slowest fucking shits ever so it's totally possible.

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They're slow in Dante's pov. They would chop up your ass in a blink of an eye.

Arent they like little gorillas too?

haha yeah it would be

>t. Radroach

They're slow in general. Why do you think their only form of movement is waddling?

nah.

haha

>clips your toes jumping over him

A grunt could rip your arms off with ease, and a single plasma shot would probably kill you in agonizing pain.

kek

this is true and based

if bugs just die when they get that big then how are there any radroaches by the time fallout takes place?

>jamie, pull up that article about a Grunt fighting a bear

if you don't think grunts will steal babies and eat them then you haven't been paying attention to the literature

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because it's fucking fictional

then why are you applying real life shit?

because fuck you, idiot.

The main character can also survive multiple gunshots to the head. Can you?

Assuming I don't get mind controlled first.

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I accept your concession.

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>you can literally shoot the mc in the head with a .32 calibur revolver dozens of times without killing him
>take this discussion sewiouswy, guys!

>tfw learning to draw does not make up for a lack of love in this life

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>They're slow in Dante's pov.
Then, by extension, the bullets, the lightning, Trickster's default move, and many other things unmentioned should be slow. Except, in the game's case, they're not.
Tell me, if they're as fast as you describe them, how did they not dodge these pool balls?
youtu.be/SGv5w3kCVHc?t=191

I just have to pour some water on to one of them.

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Cancer. I miss my testicle.

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That's my line

like three of them killed an adult woman in fallout 3's tutorial, so while perhaps not lethal alone, a single radroach is still going to fuck your shit up if it gets ahold of you, like a serious wound. they are able to weedle your health down in the beginning if you don't watch out

I didn't ask for these feels.

You can't defeat the blob, you just end up being part of it.

then you get darted and cant see shit and miss all your attacks for like 6 seconds

>just skipped them out of gratitude for that little surprise
too bad they're the only way to farm Gold Pine Resin

Every slow moving zombie in vidya

Why are people making such a big fucking deal about a big cockroach? Put your boot on it'a midsection to pin it down then proceed to kill it. How fucking hard would that be?

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But what if she gets pregnant? Can you really afford that?

Honestly? Pic related.

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Yeah roaches are fags
Centipede chads would mess you up though

>DUDE could totally wreck any human because they're WILD AND CRAZY all humans are as weak as me so there's no way you would succeed.

Pathetic, the spear and club predate homo sapiens. We've been shitting on every single other living thing for the entirety of our existence. Hell we even developed the ability to tilt our wrists side to side just to be able to transfer extra power through our club into the skull of some zoocuck/rival human or launch spears and rocks with sufficient velocity to still kill anything that could overpower us in a head-to-head brawl (the lack of this feature is what makes apes look a bit clumsy when manipulating objects yet they can still use sign language due to their finger dexterity)

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1571064/

Haha oops my dick fell in!