New Overwatch skins

Why does Ashe (and Bob) always get the best skins?

>Blonde Zarya that isn’t her Olympics skin

THANK FUCK I’M SO ERECT

I like the bastion skin but it's hard to make a bad bastion skin.

Who the fuck cares

>clown Junkrat

Wow I can't believe Junkrat is alt-right

Where is porn of soldier!

Are there any metrics for any decline of Overwatch? Would love to see some numbers.

The story mission is completely pointless. You just capture a guy and that's it.

Junkrat lives in a society.

The black dude in the center just looks stictched together using other characters
Like his arm from the reaper/black watch event, and his legs taken from Lucio, minus the rollerblades
boring

who the fuck plays this shitty game still

Here

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High roller Hamster looks bitchin

They look truly horrible. Never played the game so i dont know what the others are, so i dont know if these actaully fit into the game aeastheticwise. Its just look so cheap plastic action figure like

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oh boy more mediocre time-locked skins that you can grind your fucking dick off for or buy mister jeff's magical mystery boxes to get, how fantastic and better than them being permanent content and making standard lootboxes actually more valuable
also the fucking big robot in ashe from the league of legends series™ should have been his own character and im still fucking salty over it too, why did they make robots their oppressed minority metaphor but refuse to actually make barely any fucking omnics as playable characters

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wow it's reaper with dots on his head
fantastic.

>no omnics
>no more moon apes
>no more interesting concept art designs
>just boring humans

Fucking shit sucks.

THE NEW MISSION IS FUCKING DOGSHIT. IT'S JUST COPY PASTE ENEMIES FROM THE LAST MISSION AND IT'S EVEN WORSE

They’re working really hard on E-Sports. Please, understand.

Man, when was the last time they actually tried to make decent skins?
These are all boring as shit.

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Yes

honk honk

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Soldier 76 is the only good character in this whole game if we don't count Assmaker, Brigitte and spic lady just for the purposes of porn
Why'd they have to make him a fag?

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shit game shit thread

But Battleborn is a good game

The event sucks, and that's only if you can actually get through a match because the server kicks you out randomly during matches.

i think the old artist quit so now they've got some intern doing it
it would also explain why the newer heroes look like fucking shit too, i think Baptiste is the worst offender being really painfully clean and generic "future military man", especially when thats what 76 is yet still looks better

in hindsight at least it's not overshit

>be cuban whose family escaped enslavement camps castro set up
>see new OW udpate takes place in havana
>probably be a technological superior to the rest of the world
>no skins based around cuban culture

fuck you overwatch blizzard communist fucks. Fuck you. They sit on their fucking white asses thinking they are the next helen keller or some shit banning extremely stupid shit like the okay hand sign and yet they completely disrespect my country. At least fucking include a skin that or something that can represent cuban culture even if its scarface rip off.

fuck you blizzard. fuck you and your fucking pretending to be PC leftist bullshit. All it does it put money in your pockets. Im actually fucking upset at this shit.

they know so little about the cultures they try to represent that they're afraid of coming off racist by including it in any way beyond decorations and maybe a character's accent
its like how a lot of black characters (Baptiste being one of the worst examples) are really fucking bland and sterile because giving him any personality or even a funky personality would come off as racist to someone and blizz can't deal with that week of bad press
if the literal hip-hopper dreadlock mon was jamacian instead of whatever the fuck south american country i think lucio hails from he'd probably be seen as a negative stereotype despite that making him a much better character, hell even as a brazilian if he was a bit more mouthy instead of being "hahaha everyone is cool with me can i get a autograph dva :)" he'd still be more fun
they want brownie points for representing cultures but know jack shit about them

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How can you people constantly jump to the worst possible conclusion every fucking time, you faggots are fucking dying to get triggered every second of the day it's pathetic.

>open game
>get free event legendary

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I finally patched this game in preparation for the new PvE mission, is it any good?
Do you actually drive a motorcycle like some people have said?

>Mercy wants to be introduced to Doomfist

about time they start adding tanks and healers instead of more dps

Baptiste’s Skin should have been his default
Jesus Christ that’s so much better.

>is it any good?
this one is rather underwhelming compared to the last two
>Do you actually drive a motorcycle
no :(

No
its extremely short, you have to just fight off waves and the enemies are ripped of from retribution

He's a good guy dindu nuffin now

I love my young and perfect wife Ashe

dindu

>i want to be represented
cringe

Yes

>Never played the game
And there it is. Don't reply to me I won't read it.

>no slutty or bikini skins

zzz

>still
>playing
>overwatch

finally fucking omnic heros

fucking racist blizzard no representation

lmao you faggots insist that everything that shows someone's culture is racist or "cultural appropriation" bullshit and then you get ignored and still complain.

sauce now

Moira's fingers in her new skin are disgusting, good lord

Where we droppin bois

>be cuban whose family escaped enslavement camps castro set up
You mean they fled the country because they were wealthy landowners and their shit was about to get nationalised?

I like Bastion's, but the spikes are throwing me off.
That skin for the guy in the middle should of been his base skin.
Rest are meh.

>Playing overwatch in 2019

I'm kind of mad that Wreckingball made certain fans seethe so hard and say he's unrealistic and complain there's no playable black woman. I want that fucking jetcroc playable but because people complained we'll probably never get another animal again.

Meh, nothing r34 worthy.

>Totally 80s

i don't get this meme
people play an absolute fuckton of "bland" games that are older than 3 years, what makes overwatch different

Yea Forums says its bad so its bad, also people obsessed with blizzard. This game has legit big flaws but its nowhere near as bad as Yea Forumsermin make it out to be.

>cucks your hugely popular lesbian ship
heh, nothin personnel baka gaijin

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This happens so much with every blizzard game, i don't know what is their problem

It's pretty bad
remember how back in TF2 people hated the sandman because getting CC'd sucked? Well OW is like playing a game where half of the cast has a sandman
don't even get me started on all the shields and heals

>close game until next event

there were people that couldn't deal with the sandman pre-nerf? firstly, you could move while you were stunned, and secondly, it was incredibly easy to prepare for and dodge if you weren't playing heavy.
now in overwatch, every shield is easy to counterplay even as a sniper with the exception of sym ult as long as you have good mobility, and every heal is easy to outdamage with the exception of trans, as long as you have good aim and know how to focus healers. of course the explanation to this is "they're shitters," it always is and now I feel like an idiot for not expecting it to be

>OW is like playing a game where half of the cast has a sandman.
The longest ranged stun is roadhogs hook. people complained about the sand man because if you got hit by a moonshot you were stunned in place for a year. the longest stun in ow is like 2 seconds

>being proud of being cuban

Yikes.

Yeah the stampedes on embassies that happen whenever Cubans get a whiff of the chance to escape are totally all landowners
I'm not about the whole aggression-against-latin-american-commie-shitholes but let's not go overboard

You think just about anyone got sent to the labour camps?

>do you think people in Marxist-Leninist states get gulaged for reasons other than being kulaks?
Yes?

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Counter-revolutionary scum.

Way to out yourself as someone not knowing shit
Release sandman always stunned regardless of distance, and also worked on ubers. It was later changed to have distance-based duration while allowing movement (same as ghost scares), with moonshots giving the original effect

I don't really care about countering communist revolutions or anything like that but we can be real about what it actually takes for any regime to hold power

>great ashe skin
>but it has the tranny color palette

Why did it have to be pink

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who cares

how "big" was this game?
it didn't really seem like it was ever that huge.

literally who the hell gives a shit? posting to fill this garbage thread in hopes that it dies faster

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Not really my fetish but at least the art looks nice

Yeah, I pretend my family never stopped in that shit hole and call myself spanish.

that McCree skin is hot

What don't you like about McCree? Him and Reinhardt where the only two characters I liked

I got a new skin for ya right here

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wtf theres an unironic overwatch thread on Yea Forums yall are on some goofball shit lmao

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fuck you. give me sauce. NOW.

>Cuban culture

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literally who gives a shit, this game is dead

>easiest character with self heal and auto aim
>only good character

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>Zarya looks like complete ass yet again

Sasuga Blizzard

That Michael B. Jordan skin is FUCKING TIGHT!

Gonna emancipate all the oppressed with that skin.

it's flaccid