POW

Why not use the widowmaker?

So how does there exist 2 teams of 9 in the lore if there's just 1 of each mercenary?

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not a killcam but i think you'll appreciate it

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You already know.

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YORE
UGLEH

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Just played a match with someone blasting johnny rebel out. There's something comfy about pushing a payload to the tune of coon town.

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NOW I WANNA
BE YOUR DOG

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Daily reminder that you aren't a real Heavy player if you use this weapon.

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>Tomislav shitter heavy jumping around prepping this thing all the time
>Prep my stock Minigun in preparation of him going
>Kill him faster than he could have prepared
>mfw

Reduced prep time but you still died to a heavy who was 2 steps ahead of you.

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t. brass beast main

ENTIRE THREAD IS BABIES

HAHA! *blow*

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I had a dream last night that Valve made a sequel to TF2 called Team Fortress 2 the Second. The beta game description stated that all items that you owned in TF2 would not carry over and you would have to start fresh with the sequel. The game was updated to Source 2 and looked cleaner in the screenshots. It's not fair bros.

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That wasn't a dream

>tfw a good source 2 could save Valve from all the shit right now

Fucking hell they should get their shit together

>Source 2
Keep dreaming. You're gonna keep getting shit hats and war paints until the engine can't stand it anymore.

Valve stated that they made games again but the one and only game they released was a total flop. Do you think Valve would actually make games again after the failure of Artifact?

>got killed by valentin.olivierles

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Clones?

Not him, but I use them both. There's no better feeling than having like 17 revenge crits.

>OY! ME LIVER CRIES DOWN THIS TUNNEL LAD.
>NYET! DIS TUNNEL NO DO THIS TODAY!

it always makes me laugh when i see a spy in the deathcam

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>implying he hasn't gotten killed by snipers that are new to the game
Easily the number one class for braindead NPC niggers who don't want to learn anything besides clicking heads, which they probably already have from some faceless military shooter.

Stat it.

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never/ever

>tfw no tf2 universe singleplayer game derived off of 2007/2008-era TF2's artstyle and feel

Early TF2's mood reminded me vaguely of the incredibles. Stylized, bombastic, but it still had these really nice subtleties to it. I miss it.

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What is modern tf2's artstyle like?

User can choose between
>150% uber rate, 50% healing and 50% uber rate, 150% healing

Isn't that second setting just the Quick-Fix?

Oh yeah maybe, then what about a medigun that can use it's charge at any moment but that only does minicrits but lasts longer?

uber, not overheal

Interesting. Sort of like the Vac.
I was thinking it could emit a laser while held down, which has a maximum length a bit longer than stock can reach. At the end of it, it would explode into sparks, and the sparks would each heal like 2 health, but can't overheal. The laser, when it actually hits someone, can overheal, and might have a faster rate than stock, and some sparks would splash back from the point of contact, so you could heal allies, or even yourself, if you're right behind your target.
The Ubercharge would give it limitless range, and have sparks come out the whole thing, instead of just the tip, as well as allow it to go through allies and enemies. It would also prevent healing for any enemies hit by it while hit and for one second afterward, and you could switch weapons or right click again to stop your Uber and save it.
It would be pretty shit, but I think it'd be interesting and unique, and that's what matters.

a man throwing paint cans at canvas and hoping for the best.

yes haha

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I like your design but it seems a little complicated to me.

How about a medigun that uses a laser and heals faster the longer you can track an ally, with some slight tolerance for failure?

I think medic really needs deeper gameplay...

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This

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It's just all over the place because of the cosmetics, and the humor gradually got a lot more random and lowbrow as time went on. Like don't get me wrong, there was always an element of slapstick humor, but everything just got a lot less... Subtle as time went on.

The big thing I like to point to as far as early TF2's mood is 2fort's design. 2fort is inherently silly, two paper thin """farming companies""" a short bridge away from one another with cardboard cows and shit left up to build the facade, and then you go into intel and it's this huge 1960s spytech facility with moody lighting, a big map of locations dotted all over the world overlooking rows and rows of desks. There's sort of a mystique to the minimalism like, how much is going on with BLU and RED that you don't know about?

Fast forward to now, and it's pretty much all a joke. RED and BLU are owned by two loser brothers and they're fighting over literally nothing, not fighting a proxy conflict out in the middle of nowhere despite being the most powerful corporations in the world, the title of which now belongs to Mann Co. and Saxton Hale, a walking meme.

tl;dr everything is slapstick now and I liked the mysterious vibe of the early game.

Change it back.

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I'd be fine with that, too. But I really like the idea of emitting sparks, and don't think it should have limitless range.

Dear god please

Ban exploits off the steam workshop and enable sv_pure 0 again
Let us change teams in casual
Create a special part of casual dedicated to workshop maps
Change teh default settings for new player
Optimize the game

Inshallah

you'll get your localization files and medals and like it.

When's the next VAC Ban Wave, Valve?

I once heard someone describe the mood of orange box era valve games as "sinister mystery," and I think that sums it up pretty well. The idea that there's a whole mess of shit going on behind the scenes that you don't know about.

>Half-Life with Gordon being used as a hired gun, having no idea who gman is, who he works for, the extent of black mesa's interactions with him and his employers, what the deal with the combine is beyond the basics that everyone knows
>Portal with you dropped contextless into a mysterious facility owned by a mysterious corporation run by an enigmatic, vaguely threatening robot, culminating with you eventually getting behind the curtain and making your great escape (while still not knowing all that much about Aperture other than "they were black mesa's rivals, glados killed all of them, the combine are outside, don't go"
>TF2 juxtaposing the comedic facades of industrial farms and factories out in the middle of nowhere with mysterious sprawling state of the art spytech facilities underneath run by two all-powerful corporations that you don't really know anything about other than that they want you to kill the other guys and get the briefcase

I don't know if I'm off the mark here, but I liked it.

Do you think that valve will actually make TFC open-source?

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there's never been another game to capture the essence of TF2 since. honestly there's nothing with the Valve game "feel" around. why did they have to stop making games?

Can all of you please load up Doomsday for casual? I wanna get the milestone achievement and I only need to get two more achievements

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So if the tf team is 10 people, what the hell are they doing? Why cant they even communicate anymore? As this point, 90% of all the updates are community made anyway. There wasnt even a Saxxy awards this year.

still pretty close as far as maps go. MvM maps were largely absent of the spytech aspects, but Mercenary Park is a great mix of styles. For newer community maps like Reckoner you can see kind of a CSGO vibe leaking in.

make sure to get at least one thing imbued with your waifu's energy
love is power, harness it

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>when your wife's bf gets you the switch

they're the greatest

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2 developers, 1 mapmaker, the rest is artists

they don't communicate because they don't wanna

there wasn't a saxxy awards, really?

I am queued for doomsday, literally nothing is happening for the last 5 minutes. Is Doomsday that unpopular?

They somehow think they can pioneer the world of VR. And also Steam made them complacent.

What would making it open-source even bring to the table? All I can see is a revival of the days of old CS 1.6 servers injecting you with viruses and all.

I hate the "X company should hire X person!" thing, but I, for one, feel that I could actually greatly help the game even though I can't code for shit.
Just having someone give orders around might greatly help them.

That's actually a really good summation.

They need to add more maps for the gamemodes with only one map, and give them their own sections.
As it is, it only gets voted in rarely, and competes with DeGroot Keep. Who votes for Doomsday when they can play on DeGroot Keep?

Yeah. I feel like the Orange Box is a bit like a Pandora's Box that you can really only open once.
I doubt even Valve itself could pull something like that nowadays.

I'm curious what the people in this thread think would be better.
>The current TF2 plot, where the TF2 mercs are being paid to fight over some gravel pits in the arizona badlands over an inheritance squabble perpetuated by two obsessed brothers with a lot of money
or
>something like the original vague setup, where two enigmatic companies secretly control half of the planet and the mercs are being bossed around in proxy wars out in the middle of nowhere by them

latter is objectively better. Good effort by the writers to try an weave some kind of ongoing story since 2010, but it just ends up diluting the setting.

latter sounds better

>Who votes for Doomsday when they can play on DeGroot Keep?
1. It's fun
2. There's a really nice hat you can get from an achievement specific to that map

spy mains are so sutpid

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mat_phong 1

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Yeah, but I think half the people who queue for Misc gamemodes just want to play Medieval. If it had its own category, it could get more people.
Same for Snowplow's mode, Player Destruction(Why not just fucking reskin the three new maps you made for only Halloween with aliens?), Territorial Control, Medieval, etc. And why are Probed and 2Fort Invasion in Misc?
Hell, just announce that you want to add three new maps for each of those gamemodes and then choose the best of the dozens of new maps in a few months.

>mat_phong 1

>having your mat_phong have a value of 1

Bad bait try harder next time

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After heavy, who is the /fit/test merc?

Only real skill allowed here

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I imagine engie's pretty /fit/ given he has to lug sentries, dispensers and teleporters around.

THAT SPOI'S AN ANIME

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Well, at least we know it's not Demo. He's fat.

Easily the Scout. He's insanely jacked, and is also supremely charming and handsome and Spy is just fucking jealous

is there a way to automatically save every death cam?

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Anyone else unironically like the Hazmat Headcase on Sniper? Kinda wish it was all class

It looks dumb, why use it?

Demo only put on weight after Grey took over and he lost his job iirc.

>Engineer inexplicably turns around an attosecond before you stab him
>wrench crits you
Fuck spy.

It's more likely that a gibus pyro materializes from nowhere and crits you.

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>cloaking through their lines
>sudden rocket jumping soldier crits you

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>Reliable Excavation Demolitions is the one that defends the most
>Builders League United is the one that attacks the most
It's the little things.

Thank god I have to wait 18-20 seconds to respawn.

>Engineer inexplicably turns around an attosecond before you stab him
>pull off the patented purple matador jump 720° phase-through chutes'n'ladders MLG plat Stab
>engie rages in chat over "le facestab"

I swear it was planned.

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SOLDIER OF COURSE. HE IS THE STRONGEST, FITTEST AND MOST PATRIOTIC SUNOVABITCH THERE IS.
>T. A MAGGOT

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>turn and fire a couple of rockets at some guy on the other side of the map
>crit kill a spy who was invisible right in front of me

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I think it might be good for an update to focus on misc game modes. Give us more Medieval, Player Destruction and Robot Destruction maps. Fuck, they could even try to fix Hydro as well.

Taunt kills will never come back in any new game and this saddens me.

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Reskin those Halloween PD maps and make it a primary gamemode, like KotH.
Then throw Hydro, Snowplow, and any good stuff on the workshop into their own category Alternative CP.
Add more SD and Medieval Mode maps from the workshop, and have them, Arena, ACP, Payload Race, PASS Time, and Mannpower make up the alternative gamemodes section.
Having vastly different maps, like DeGroot Keep and Doomsday, in the same voting pool is stupid, though I see why, if there are no other good maps to pair them with. So add some.

>play engineer
>build my stuff
>my team starts murdering enemies at their spawn
>1 minute passes
>5 minutes pass
>10 minutes pass
>grab my sentry
>"Packin up"
>Gabe Newell himself joins the server, teleports every enemy behind nearest corner, gives them all ubers and crits and leaves

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>tfw sold all my Stranges and now have a nice yellow text version of every unique weapon and whatever cheap reskins I can get my hands on
It feels nice to play this game for fun again, instead of feeling good about how I made the number on my Scattergun bigger.

Sounds like a great idea. Focus on the non-comp community for this update. If anything, the TF team has to find a happy middle ground between the two.

Not really. The comp community is a massive minority and is absolutely hated outside of their own circlejerk. Valve should disregard them 100% and focus only on making the community happy.

Come on, the comp community isn't entirely bad. Sure, they have screwed up a long list of weapons, but they also allowed for some maps to be reworked in a way that is "fun". CP process is a great example, first few versions of the map were no where near as flowing as the final version, which only got updated because comp leagues picked it up.

Summed it up perfectly. Always felt there was this sinister eeriness to many of the TF2 maps and really enjoyed the vagueness behind all the proceedings. But then comics and the like started to clarify things and I think a bit of that was lost. Just two teams of mercenaries fighting in thinly-veiled facilities miles away from any trace of civilisation, fighting indefinitely.

Party van server when

Compfags took away the caber so they can all perish

>they have screwed up a long list of weapons
It's kind of a two-way street where they ask weapons to be nerfed only to never fucking unban them, a problem that even the top players have acknowledged, and the TFTeam being complete fucking idiots.
Literally nobody asked for the MyM "bugfix" and the weapon is still dogshit.

Next friday at 8pm EST

Posts buffs and nerfs.
Syringe guns reload when put away, are now half as fast as the Crusader's Crossbow, and give 1% Uber for every 4 syringes hit.
Now they're finally worth using.

>sentry nest in turbine intel room
>heavy medic combo approaches
>"CHARGE NOW DOCTOR!"
>heavy and medic get flung into a corner from sentry fire
>whack the fuck out of sentry
>uber runs out
>heavy medic dies
>laugh my ass off

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I hate the compfags for stuff like that, but I can never entirely hate them for bringing some of my CP maps to actual light (Other than Steel being #1).

And hey, they are also the reason why stickies have a damage rampup from being deployed, so I can't hate them for that.

Sadly 5cp in pubs is a fucking nightmare to play.
It can go one of three ways:

>one-sided roll for your team
>one-sided roll for your enemies
And the third, which is a stalemate, only ever happens because neither of the fucking teams knows how to push a second or last.

I've gotten points off of long rounds like you wouldn't fucking believe. When you rank up tiers, one of those can mean like 4 levels early on.

I'm of the philosophy that holds that the Tomislav is suited for the defense while stock is suited for the attack.

The Tomislav Heavy can sit in a corner for a minute and shred any unsuspected attacking players at their back, and they'd be dead a split moment after they realize they're shot at. Attacking players care about targeting the team's weak points and to do the objective, so they'll neglect to do something as basic as checking the corners the first time around, but they'll realize it the first time they're killed and look out for you. So, it's just the perfect tool for a defensive ambush Heavy.

A stock Heavy is best suited for the offense because, hey, they already know you're coming, so why not take advantage of the better DPS?

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I'm in the mood for retard source filmaker videos with TF2 characters, but I already saw all the most popular ones...

user is hacking

Can you rocketjump off people?
I'd like to make a jump movie centered around the concept of using people as walls.
Like you'd have two soldiers jumping off facing walls, then jumping off eachother and repeat a few times.

Like I know you can do it, just not sure to which degree.

Seen Raxxo's work?

What's your favorite gamemode?

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Payload maps are top tier for pubs

I've not played in 5 years, but I remember never getting tired of payload.

I'm only playing payload, ctf and dustbowl.

five capture points

This one is fresh, user. youtube.com/watch?v=YSWKtuaV2fY

yeehaw sir

Reminder TF2 copied Payload from Overwatch

Remember TF2 copied everything from Overwatch 9 years before Overwatch was released.

Arena

either Payload, A/D, or KOTH

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The best Spy weapon is unironically the revolver

I don't know why I found this kind of shit hilarious three years ago. It just feels embarrassingly obnoxious now.

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Player Destruction

payload and attack/defend because the games actually end
cp is great but i would like it a lot more if there weren't so many stalemates
koth is too basic and feels more like deathmatch than an objective game mode
fuck ctf

I ran l'entrawhatever, cloak and dagger, and a stock knife. Still couldn't bother to get good at Spy because there were usually better spies than me in the team already and I was better off being decent at pill-shots as Demoman.

LETRANGER
COWBOY SPAZ

Payload, although I'm a sucker for a good CTF match. I fucking wish Arena got more love, at least give it a spot in casual matchmaking even if it's in alternative gamemodes

>rapid fire 50 damage per shot and full reload upon reload
>can never for the life of me land a shot with any spy gun ultimately making me never want to play spy ever
Why why why.
It’s hitscan, it should be easy as piss but I CAN NEVER SEEM TO LAND A SINGLE GOD DAMN SHOT.
Air shot pills? Sure. Air shot rockets? Yup can do.
POINT BLANK WITH THE REVOLVER? GOD DAMN SON LET ME CUT MY OWN DICK OFF

>that one stock revolver gunspy who's aim is better than both team's snipers
It's both impressive and aggravating to fight at the same time

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Random spread

I didn't need yer help, ya know.

GIVE
SOLDIER
A
SWORD

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the issue is simple, you're so used to the aiming and predicting methods of projectiles that you don't notice yourself doing it with regular hitscan.
It's become second nature.

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Based and Natsukipilled

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e3/Scout_thanksfortheheal03.wav

Thanks Doc. See ya on Friday

Have to wait 1.25 seconds between shots for random spread to fuck off
wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Revolver

Z+2

Here's a tip, user. The first shot in any Spy gun will be 100% accurate and it will regenerate in around 1 sec.

I will dispense your daily dose on Friday for sure.

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>random spread
>realize I'd still suck at Spy if it got deactivated
Ironically, he's the class I started playing this game because of, but I never touched him again.

Yeah I highly doubt the bullet spread is what's making me miss so often.

Make better games

Shit can kill most classes within one clip and it's still underused somehow. Even now that the Memebassador is shit.

Why am I forever stuck in queue for casual? It's been like 45 minutes now and I still haven't found a game.

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Stop living in Siberia

Custom FF/VSH. But I have over 6.5k hours so normal maps got boring.

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I live in New Jersey.

They're honestly about the same time to kill. Tomislav does a little bit better at range. youtube.com/watch?v=X7Hq770YJ1U
Unless they changed something between this update and now which would make this video outdated.

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I personally prefer the Tomislav simply because of the increased range. It lets me harass snipers and other fuckers at long range and makes them either focus on killing me (getting their attention away from teammates) or move to avoid getting shot (again, getting attention away from teammates).
Plus the whole silent setup thing means enemies don't know whether I'm ready to shoot or not until they see me.

Increase your ping limit, if you have it enabled.
Play on popular gamemodes and maps (Fucking nobody is going to queue up for ctf_thundermountain or plr_pipeline, at least not specifically).
Try to avoid joining a party in a middle of a game, for some reason the Game Coordinator hates that shit.

>be me
>playing pubs
>some script kiddie is going sniper and headshotting everyone
>test his hax with cloaked spy, he headshots me fully cloaked
>call him out on his hax
>unironically says "whats a hack?"
>this bitch is really playing dumb
>he gets removed from the match by the system not 10 seconds later
>check his steam account afterward
>6 year old account
What compels people to do this?

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Nevermind, it looks like every Valve server is offline right now.

>New Jersey

I looked at the Stream discussions and it looks like all the servers are down except for Dubai and Seattle for some reason.

they wanna stop playing vidya and just do a yolo

>when you try very hard to get good at the game and bad players always inexplicably kill you without even thinking about it
this game is suffering

Damn, that sucks. Try to find some community servers to play on or something.

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>Bad players kill you

I got some bad news for you...

I thought it was funny. I think you're just a jaded piece of shit now, consider suicide.

Yeah but seeing as I only play sniper, I don't feel bad.

Whenever I actually want to win I pick up soldier and I just cap the objective easily, the same for demo, pyro, heavy or scout.

I don't see the point in playing these classes except to win, I want to achieve something and better my skill. I never face any difficulty as these classes.

When someone is so new, so inexperienced that there is no logical thread to their actions, that's chaos. What's more threatening than someone you cannot possibly predict?

>insecure and defensive
Of course, the man with the infantile disorder finds it funny.
Take your own consideration lest you keep being an obnoxious manchild.

Dastard(ly) had no right making an entry that good for the collab.

A/D is what I usually play. I don't hate any gamemodes, though, or even any maps.
The next update should focus on the alternative gamemodes.

>it's a "guy with his OC as a profile picture and 200 unusuals on him dominates the server with his medic gf constantly sucking his dick" episode
>it's a "same guy gets extra salty when he starts losing" episode

>craft a bunch of hats
>only ever wear the gibus, duelist badge or no hats at all
why do i do it lads

TONIGHT'S
THE
NIGHT

Is Casual flatout not working for anybody else?
I tried searching for a match and it just wouldn't. Like 10 minutes waiting for nothing to happen.

>want to practice with scout
>get instantly deleted by everything and want to switch classes

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this, I would get a strange weapon and only ever use it, just to get a big number. I got rid of all the stranges because they didn't actually make me have more fun. I still have one or two killstreaks though.

donate the hats to people who use them

>it's a "group of horsefuckers join your team and start messing around in random areas of the map without actually playing the game and making you lose because there aren't enough people defending the objective well" episode

I only have strange melee weapons.

I love in West Coast US, it took me 11 seconds to get a Payload game with all the core maps except 2fort enabled just now

>get instantly deleted by everything
here's a quick tip from a Scout main: Scout has a secret 4th weapon, it's the terrain itself.
get to know it in relation to his jump heights, get used to crouch jumping, and always remember where the closest healthpack is.
Other classes may hate us for taking them all the time, but when you're scout, you will ALWAYS be at risk of getting deleted.

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I prefer playing tf2 against emulated bots.
Now, I'm not talking about the npc meme, I'm talking about actually considering that every player is a bot of varying difficulty, not a human.

I manage to get quite immersed by removing the chat, disabling the game from showing you item names, and I made a mod that deletes the killfeed.
I am severely autistic and this actually helped me cope with my anger issues. I know people will laugh at me but for those like me here, just know you can delete the chat with hud_saytext_time 0 and for the killfeed, you'll have to find a hud that features a "streamer" addon.

youtube.com/watch?v=LXFCII94V1Q

Mercy killer: hitscan laser beam with low to medium damage and enemy penetration

Anti-deathray: 4 charges like the vaccinator, on uber: give your healing target a minimum health treshold for 1-2 seconds, for example: can't go below 50 health for the uber duration,
health rate I don't know, and maybe slightly slower uber build speed

Anyone else not able to find a server on casual matchmaking right now? shit's pissing me off.

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yes?

Yeah. I'm thinking that with the Valve Index coming up on May, the UI redesign, or at least the beta, might be coming, so some shit in the backend could be getting affected because of it.
Don't know if this can be the case, though. If it ain't, feel free to correct me.

Im going to test it right now
I got every mode selected and a stopwatch.

>pyro
>playing to win

>Every game mode

Omg someone is going to play that football game or whatever?!

The dragon's fury is actually pretty good against sentries and at deleting multiple people at once.

How did TF2 have so much soul?
I hate how valve can't finish games anymore because of their dumb "hurr the entire company needs to agree on something or it's cancelled" garbage

well, everything except Arena...
also it took me a minute and 20 seconds, normally it only takes me around 5-10 seconds where I live.

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steam servers were down briefly twice in the past hour.
steamstat.us/

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dragon's fury is actually really good when you get in the zone and stop missing, I think people should give it another chance

silly user katanas arent swords

You seem like the kind of guy to punch a wall when a sniper bodyshots him then taunts.

i'v been waiting for seven minutes to get into a game

I punch my desk when I bodyshot.
It's been a long time since a taunt has actually tilted me, I get tilted by stupid shit instead, like people's profile picture/name, anything they say.
Don't try to understand it, it's autism...

The game is not for you.

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Does this make your angery?

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Sadly it's valve that makes the rules, not you.

Spies never trigger my tism user, this is a nice loadout.

scout's greatest weapon is his ability to run away, prove me wrong

>sniper with unusual burning hat of aids and golden sniper rifle with a pocket bitch medic using vaccinator on 2fort
>can't kill him with sniper no matter what
>every time he dies once he makes a snarky remark on voice comms that it was bullshit or unfair or the enemy was hacking
>switch to demoman
>sticky jump and spam him dead
>he starts REEing in the chat
Why do people play like that? like an ultimate bitch?

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>Anti-deathray: 4 charges like the vaccinator, on uber: give your healing target a minimum health treshold for 1-2 seconds, for example: can't go below 50 health for the uber duration,
Which is essentially another invuln uber.

cp_cloak. Home.

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>not using the chapeau

Fuck you

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I've had this bad boy for almost a year now, but I'm looking for a new name.
5 decides a new name.

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Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfucker 2.0

I love Touhou

I'm gonna need a rundown on everything that makes you flare up. Autism genuinely interests me.

I love Traps

>I Love Touhou
Reimu Is My Waifu

have a (you)

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Speedy boolet go fast

Touhou body pillow dispenser

put valve servers back in the fucking browser valve FUCK

Hecatia Has A Weird T-Shirt

mom never noticed my phimosis

winrar

This is garbage though.

>valve servers are down
>VAC ban wave happened today
IS TONIGHT THE NIGHT?

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Rules are rules.

reply or ur mum dies on hr slep tnight

Mercy Killer should shoot a bunch of lasers, like the syringes, so it's a proper syringe gun. Then they could slightly aim themselves, so they will turn towards enemies. To build off the name, the amount they will chase could increase based upon how low their health is. Then it has limitless ammo, but needs to be cranked after about 40 shots. Does half the damage of a regular syringe gun and acts like a laser weapon in other ways, like -80% damage to buildings.
This builds off its name while keeping it as a clear Medic weapon.
Also pairs well with the Bust.

NEW UPDATE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>VAC banwave
Source?

>Easter Themed update
>Heavy gets a boiled egg item. Gives him super speed for a short time and he emits a gas cloud that damages enemies in it.

When are we getting the meme badges?

How would you do the grordbort idea but for other classes?

Wait is an update actually happening?

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teamfortress.com/post.php?id=50074
Thanks for your fucking contribution, Valve.

Unlikely but of course we're warming up the hype train

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Can't possibly tell you each and every one of them, but here goes a small list.

basic bitch soldiers
hearts (whether it's on an unusual, in a name or in the chat)
medics trying to crossbow you
beards
generic names
people that don't move a lot
my mouse not being in an absolute perfect position
if i can't walk as soon as the countdown finishes I always ragequit (like the 3...2...1... and then you have to wait an additional two seconds before walking
textures not lining up
sometimes when i look at the scoreboard I always find the highest ping, and if it's a prime number and I didn't identify it, I quit
some audio cues playing when they shouldn't, or not playing when they should
pyroes going left right left right when expecting to reflect shit
medics that move around by jumping constantly
cosmetics clipping on players

I don't know, it makes no sense.

>new update
>it's only to fix the fucking matchmaking system
WHAT THE FUCK VALVE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US.

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>Localization files

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>Updated localization files

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Even if you never missed a shot ever it still has too many other problems that make it a bad weapon.

>expecting quality from letting anons name your weapon

No seriously.

Change it back

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WHY DID YOU NOGGERS GET ME EXCITED
FOR THIS?

Yeah but "hecatia has a weird shirt" is the most bland, uninspired shit you could use, sorry, not delivering, I'll be a bitch.

>Updated localization files

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>TF2 update email beeper goes off
>Have heart attack
>Updated Localization Files

Why do I even fucking have hope anymore

>stock sapper

reported for impersonating mods

Why would I be angry about a free kill?

IT'S A FUCKING UPDATE HOL-
>updated localization files
This major update better be good.

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What do you define as basic bitch soldiers? And generic names?

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After Meet Your Match any fucking update will be good in comparison

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"Basic bitch soldiers" are basically all of them, whenever I see them I can't help but think they actually think they're pretty cool when I consider them to be the most abhorrent players in the game, having it easy when they begin, and having it easy when they played a lot.
And this also works with the loadouts, like whenever someone uses stock, gunboats and the escape plan.

As for generic names, I can't explain it, there's no rationale behind it really, it's more of something you feel, like whenever you see a name and you instantly think 'wow, that person must be the most bland of niggers'

>Seething

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so basically you get triggered over literally nothing

smug anime girls do nothing, better luck next time

MPHMMMM PHMMM PMMMPH MMMMPH!

Has anyone made a mod that replaces every unusual particle effect with an arrow pointing directly to the wearer's head that you can see through walls?

>wow, a person with a mental illness thinks in a non logical way, unbelievable
I may have autism but at least I'm not retarded.

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>being jealous of someone who supports the game by buying hats that already make them a target

Get a job and you too can afford one.

You're pretty alright, autism user.

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So what do we think of Lazy Purple, specifically his recent videos?

Better than SoundSmith at least

Much more obnoxious than he used to be.

>He still thinks Unusuals are actually desirable instead of just a means to show off how much of Mom's money you've spent on a 12 year old game
I thought Unusuals were dumb when the Mann-Conomy update hit, and I still think they're dumb now.

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His voice really doesn't help

What's he been posting?
What's he been posting?

Wait and hope

>still jealous

:^)

>LazyPurple
sniper video
>SoundSmith
Shit.

When a spy kills you and his DR is triggered before the killcam freeze, do you see a dead spy or an invisible spy that feigned?

The last time I played TF2 consistently, I'd either frequent 2-3 servers that were 24/7 Harvest, 24/7 32 man Dustbowl (it was a chaotic kind of fun) and it was great playing the same group who also would frequent those servers. Last time I tried playing after a number of years both servers were ghost towns.

How does Yea Forums go about finding their games, from the quick play function? Using quick play doesn't seem very fitting for TF2 to me.

I just want to go back to that crazy 32-man Dustbowl server man, I nearly cried that night, felt like the game I spent 2k+ hours in finally died

I play with a controller.

I thought the next update was meant to contain the potato medal

I shouldn't spoon feed but it's not like anyone ever actually looks up things on their own. This is what he came back to youtube with and he has done some videos on couple of the classes
youtube.com/watch?v=KuqImZKygvw

His latest "How it feels to play X" series is darn spot on, i remember the first time i watched the scout one and the sequence where he pauses while the crosshair is on the demo was the most spot on description of self-training i had ever encountered, probably because i recognized it as he was talking about it
Ever since then i've been able to recognize the feeling that dopamine hits give you, it's so weird deconstructing your behaviour down to its most basic routines

bamboozled into playing MvM for 6 hours straight

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I too stay at the bottom of the scoreboard every game

>Open server browser
>Sort servers by users playing
>Check "Has users playing"
>Optionally check "Game is not full"
>Refresh
>Wait for list to populate

I use the original, shotgun, and escape plan and my steam name is rabbit, does that get you going?

L'etranger is one of the best primary weapons spy has.

Updated Localization Files

>who the fuck even uses this
good spies?

Now? I couldn't give less of a shit. In game? Maybe.
Not gonna lie if you killed me I'd probably switch to soldier since it's a class I have a very easy time with, not saying I'd win, but I'd give you a run for your money at the very least.

>using Machina for shits and giggles
>aiming at someone in the distance
>cloaked by right in front of me gets headshot and falls at my feet

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This. New players terrify me as spy. The amount of times they can't enter doors or go really bad routes to point or randomly stop walking always throws me for a fucking loop

Sniper attracts cowards and failures, user. Just second nature

what else do you suggest that goes with "anti-deathray"

That's why I sometimes just make stupid decisions during a game. It throws off what people expect me to do.
Like just stopping for a split second will throw off a lot of people's predictions.

I do pretty well in Casual. It's fucking impossible to use hitscan weapons though.
I'm too used to a controller at this point though. The mouse just doesn't feel good.

Invisible spy

Not that guy, but I made a suggestion earlier.

steamcommunity.com/app/20/discussions/0/558752449882753848/?ctp=1

I wish servers had killcams last longer, or even ON. I feel like they're not on even on Valve vanilla servers.

>if i can't walk as soon as the countdown finishes I always ragequit (like the 3...2...1... and then you have to wait an additional two seconds before walking
>sometimes when i look at the scoreboard I always find the highest ping, and if it's a prime number and I didn't identify it, I quit
What?

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>even the fucking piccolo at the top left
fucking blessed.

IW had Gesture Warfare which was a fun party mode.

his sniper video really stole the thoughts out of my head

Autism has interesting implications. I once threw the ball to a sperg and he started screeching and clawing at me.

Why is it that strange weapons count kills way faster than stat clock weapons? i remember my strange rocket launcher got to 5000 kills in a matter of 2-3 days but my stat clock rocket launcher got to 5000 after about 2-3 months

Did you remember to put him back on his leash?

m-muh grenades

How autistic were you back then compared to now? It would take you 1.7 kills per minute if you spent your entire three days doing nothing but playing the game, accounted for normal sleep hours.

>Iron Bomber? Nah, I prefer the Grenade Launcher, I don't need crutches.

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>Grenade Launcher? Nah, I prefer the Grenade Launcher, I don't need crutches.

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I was definitely more autistic then. Since I've gotten my stat clock launcher I probably put in about 20 hours a week max. Though, I'm pretty certain I wasnt getting kills every waking second on my strange. I think it may be that stranges count assists but stat clocks count only real kills?

>Grenade Launcher? Nah, I prefer the Loose Cannon

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That's all I can do I guess

It's still the stupidest nerf ever

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>Loose Cannon? Nah, I prefer the Bootlegger.

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It gets reverted but only minicrits at a distance.
Good?

payload all day every day
2fort for when I just want to mess around

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Badwater is the only map worth playing in TF2.

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No.
It gets reverted period.
It was balanced before and no one complained.

This is a shout out to all of you obnoxious, unfunny losers who think vomiting up the latest Yea Forums memes in voicechat is the funniest shit.

>Yea Forums will defend this

Using voicechat in this game in the first place is cancer.

It'll never be fully reverted.

>Why yes, I use 4channel memes in Team Fortress 2 voice chat. How did you know?

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>not having voice chat off so you can just listen to Eurobeat

>not having voice chat on so you can listen to other people listen to eurobeat

>round 1
>autobalanced to losing team last second
>round 2
>autobalanced to losing team again

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And your tier doesn't actually do anything. Could it at least increase your drop rate or something?
Why would doubling my points make it alright when the points are worthless?

>here's a shinier badge
>by the way badges haven't rendered properly in the scoreboard since mym

>reach level cap
>go back to level 1
>join game
>"kick this guy he's a noob"
>NOOOOOO I'M A SHINY DOOOOOON'T

bruh im blazed outta my fukkin mind

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Really? I'm at something like 148 right now. Will it just flip me around? Knowing who's on a new account at a glace is about the only use it has, anyway.

>beating the other team handily
>autobalance
>well okay there's still plenty of time on the clock
>manage to turn the game around, feeling great
>we're seconds away from getting the final cap
>autobalanced back to my original team just in time for the loss

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upvoted. almost 80k kills my rifle and still each kill feels like the first

strawpoll.me/17831401

alfa?

you start over at level one with a new badge, but it doesn't show it in the scoreboard so you look like a shitter or a cheater.

You, yes you! You are Updated localization files

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I've really enjoyed the gravel war plotline. A lot of people don't realize just how much money there is to be made in selling gravel and that it's a legitimate empire out west. I think Mann and the Administrator stepping in over the brothers saved it from going straight off the deep end, and I was drawn to TF2 specifically from fatigue over realistic shooters in the early 2010s, so more and more absurd jokes sat well with me. The only part I can immediately call to mind that I dislike is Soldier being so one-note.

>butterknife somebody right in their face
>get a backstab
>backstab an enemy walking in a straight line
>get a butterknife
>he doesn't even notice and keeps walking
THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE

youtube.com/watch?v=uwY84Fg4NsM

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Mercy killer: shitter bison
Anti deathray: stock reskin

>get ubered, start stickying up their sentry nest
>'you will be autobalanced in 5 seconds'
>stop, turn and laugh at medic

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Best Sandvich line?

Give reskins stats.
-20% damage
Press alt-fire to shove.
(Take the shove from the Shortstop)

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So this game is dead, right? It's not getting any sort of meaningful update, is it?

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not anymore

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YOU FAILED!

Fix your internet or switch to a better server

>joker uses a gun
He’s in.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HdkZiPZCwRg

underrated

Update soon!
You gotta believe!

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absolutely, positively based.

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Its sublyme
its sky like...
its perfect

Hecatia has a goofy shirt

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One day heavybros, one day.

Fuck you I still like to use my Natasha because it's hilarious watching scouts, charging demos and rocket jumping sollys slow to a crawl

>decide to play 2fort for once
>play engineer because team is currently getting spawn camped
>successfully help repel enemy team, stability restored
>all my buildings are set up and at level 3 so i decide i might as well be useful and constantly check areas of the base that aren't within reach of sentry
>over the course of 30 mins literally mopping the enemy team with stock shotgun, very few of my kills are from sentry
>i don't taunt, i don't say a word in chat, i don't really do anything to incite butthurt, i'm just playing the game
>they start getting really pissed and start mocking me and saying some dumb crap about "lol w+m1 shotgun" and of course epic [lenny binds], even though i don't run at anyone and aim my shots instead of spamming them
>still killing all these same people now switching to spy/pyro desperately trying to break the domination
>one guy kills me, spams taunt and proceeds to make wm1 accusations
>i have another dom on him in a matter of minutes
>this goes on for about another 30 minutes, chat is absolutely on fucking fire by this point
>i still haven't said anything
>eventually just leave and return to payload where i know i will actually have fun
why are 2fort regulars so fucking toxic? in these peoples' minds, if you aren't letting them kill you, somehow YOU'RE bad at the game

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Don't let them get to you.
You should have started taunting.

payload race is the best, it's just that hightower is a shit map. plr_pipeline is highly underrated

pipeline is great if not for that horrendous last stage

>it's another obvious man pretending to be a girl and inciting a shitstorm over the voice chat episode

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The gun rule has been lifted. We are one step closer to smash.

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Based