Miku

Soon our games will be as modernists.

cute!

Attached: 1555395433706.jpg (712x949, 110K)

I want her to rape me with a knife to my throat

Attached: GOD.gif (404x347, 1003K)

Give me something I can fap to senpai

to THIS!

Attached: 1555400667157.gif (240x240, 920K)

What kind of doll is this?

To this?

Attached: B3u5XKm[1].jpg (900x1015, 243K)

Best kind.

To this?

Attached: got to church.jpg (321x450, 41K)

delete this

Attached: 1468210000336.jpg (582x600, 51K)

Holy fuck lmao is that one of those things from Horton hears a who?

How do I make a fury wifu?

Alright, /jp/. Where can I get one?

Attached: 2148624896.jpg (1536x2048, 503K)

this, I need to know.

Jesus christ that's fucking horrifying

Attached: 1554320562135.jpg (299x215, 48K)

How so? She is cute

Online shopping was a mistake. I wish people would have to actually go to stores to buy shit like this so they could be ridiculed and laughed at

But then you would starve to death.

I said VIDEO GAMES

Attached: 1521894745654.jpg (640x480, 52K)

user being butthurt at people all the time won't make your conservative dad love you, he just wants you to stop shitposting all day and spend some time with him.

what the fuck even is this?
and where do i find one

Attached: Rap+_9c254d96e42673d9f3afbb9c17841d8e.jpg (125x120, 4K)

Some autist's papercraft Asuka

Attached: 1529000459541.jpg (900x1200, 142K)

did he finish version 2 yet?

whats the name of this kind of dolls bros...

Miku

to this?

Attached: 1538988634143.jpg (1600x1852, 408K)

Show the pic with it's vagina.

imagine her looking at your penis like that haha

to this?

Attached: file.png (1280x720, 472K)

to THIS

Attached: migumog.jpg (1581x2048, 439K)

Yay a good field trip

to THIS?

youtube.com/watch?v=66zJYYKWbjU

INWANA BE HATSUNE :(

To this?

Attached: xvbla1p2k4yy.jpg (960x540, 52K)

Ugh I wish I was her haha :(

I actually laughed

That papercraft doll looks mortified.

You faggots better tell me what it is.

Attached: cODHDET.jpg (2548x1846, 1.2M)

We had this thread earlier today

>How do I make a fury wifu?
Easy
imgur.com/gallery/G7XuS

Have sex.

m-more?

Attached: 1362365682005.gif (260x146, 1.15M)

Attached: 1549032620153.jpg (1648x868, 178K)

I want Mikunano to choke me

Attached: 19379206_1725137734446137_9212109021991927808_n.jpg (1080x1080, 120K)

Woah! This is legit disturbing. What the fuck is it?

Think furries are committing victimless crimes? Imagine dying and having your skeleton dug up just to be used as a frame for some disgusting, greasy, fat incel's sex doll.

Can you please not.

Attached: 1554908034357.jpg (515x485, 22K)

how does he live with the fact that there's a skeleton inside his waifu?

Step up senpai

Attached: perfect.jpg (921x767, 244K)

Attached: porkchops.jpg (480x360, 10K)

There's a skeleton inside you right now.

Attached: 1555072591975[1].jpg (1080x1079, 69K)

I now know how to fix horror games.

Just tell me what kind of Miku is that before 404.

From the original furaffinity posts, it's apparently the skeleton of an old childhood "friend". I say that loosely because apparently the guy was a friendless super autist but had one girl that was always pretty nice to him. The girl died from allergy complications. He was really weird about how he actually obtained the skeleton though, I wouldn't doubt it if he's been V&'d since then

it's fake bones

Attached: file.png (738x1133, 873K)

That's a fucking real skeleton? Please quick rundown now

Attached: 1539744413047.jpg (255x223, 14K)

The only problem i have with your post is
>incel

Attached: fick dich.jpg (500x465, 30K)

That doll is actually super fucking cute
I want one

Attached: 1508155376981.gif (228x170, 1.86M)

have sex

This lad seems mentally stable

There's a corpse inside that isn't there?

I'm really fucking curious at this point

how old are you?

That’s lewd can it fuck me from the insides?

>Just fapped to a doll doujin
>This thread
Stop. I have enough fetishes as is

Attached: 1522886666549.gif (245x250, 967K)

I thought it was wood.

24

>a pile of carbon and calcium
>victim

Now I remember what this reminds me of and why it looks so melancholy.

Attached: Pompeii victims.jpg (600x400, 41K)

where can I buy one

My age then, still, get the fuck out newshit

Attached: Fuckoff.png (1312x978, 498K)

Fuck off, you're full of bullshit. This can't be real

Attached: 9f4.jpg (600x632, 35K)

you're literally a pile of carbon and calcium

>you will never be cute Russian girl cosplaying as a cute robo-girl

It’s. Not fair :(((((

Just because you can't manage to have sex doesn't mean I haven't been here longer. I've lurked since '08, I'm just a more capable and desirable man than you. You don't make the cut for sexual selection.

I love how incredibly autistic she is. Extra cute

to this?

Attached: shamefur.png (848x574, 487K)

I unironically think this one is cute but I have an ayy lmao fetish that is influencing my perception

?

Attached: IMG_20190304_111552566.jpg (3264x1836, 1.85M)

i think the i remember reading this is a dolphie with eyes from another doll or someshit.

Reverse searching keeps coming back to this lad on Twitter:
twitter.com/narupajin
I'm going to try searching for poseable dolls or something generic to find the type of doll.

Attached: miku doll.jpg (900x1200, 195K)

>alien fucker
Please continue

Excuse me, what do you think you're doing? You think you can just come here and post shit like this? Tell me where you live I'll beat your ass

Attached: 1547839581960.jpg (581x581, 20K)

To this?

Attached: 2017-09-02 16.02.39.jpg (2560x1440, 1.41M)

have sex

That's some fucking Mad Max frightening.

>The incel got banned for sperging out like a pants-shitting autist

pottery

Attached: 1391819775756.jpg (1152x864, 112K)

Get fucked wanna be ""higher priorityfag kunt tryna hard next you won't even fucking breath. cease"

NEVER HAVE SEX OR YOU BECOME A DOUCHEY CUNT

yeh right

Also stop acting like you are in higher social priorities in a place like that

Attached: 1418056399037.jpg (847x866, 169K)

Please don't build furry sex dolls out of other people's skeletons. Please be normal and have sex.

thanks user

Wat? "INCEL" is a normalfag /pol/ creation. You are uber cancer. It has nothing to do with fury garbage, I said it myself when I replied to you first time. Jesus do you have any fucking brain cells? No wonder why wanna be memesters like you are brainded

I'm gonna have sex with the furry sex dolls I build out of other people's skeletons.

Attached: 1517184331609.gif (487x560, 898K)

He's fucking with you, it's wood. The guy just did a really good job.

You know, this image created to spite on frogshitters, and now you are using it unironically. How ironic

Attached: 1428177267599.gif (500x281, 601K)

To many levels of irony

>Meat urinal Asuka Normal position Insertion post Assorted parts related to cracking are clearly visible You do not mind her shabby pussy! Pleqase screw up the stubborn dick!

Attached: jonstewart.gif (245x183, 351K)

>To

Attached: 1423427482867.png (273x520, 189K)

S U C C

Shhhh, you're just angry because you have never felt pussy, Sweetie. Even though it's ingrained in your mind with your brain outright rewarding you with pleasant sensations and higher brain development, you can't seem to obey your own nature. Or, you're just broken and you'll never be able to figure it out. Either way

Have sex

Attached: 1462151680053.png (260x244, 99K)

How do you?

>posts tomoko with doritos hair
Nah, i cannot take you seriously. You are just a larper autist

Attached: 1419015818219.gif (445x247, 2.85M)

technically it barely has any connection to /pol/ at it's roots, since it's from a 1993 study about celibacy but hey who cares

/pol/ normalized it and popularized it. Blame /pol/tards

Creepy cute

Attached: IMG_20190416_134608.jpg (2048x1360, 235K)

I wanna mate press that

Omg yes. I really love that doll. Those eyes :)

Attached: IMG_20190416_134949.jpg (2048x1536, 475K)

Legit asking, that doll has an onahole or it's just a normal doll?

why does this turn me on so much

Attached: 1456045820126.png (500x474, 198K)

I want its arms shoved down my dickhole

Unless you have a micropenis, I doubt an onahole on a doll that size would be any useful

for those who want the doll, you can't buy it, at least the face anyway
the model is a Dollfie one, but the eyes and mouth were made by a nip turbo-autist named narupa
volks.co.jp/miku/dd_miku/
you can recreate his miku pretty easily i'd imagine

Attached: ナルパ.jpg (1148x1200, 207K)

Hatsune Miku is going to invade your home tonight.

The doll looks pregnant in that pic

>tfw no creepy doll gf

Attached: 1500491884703.jpg (500x281, 40K)

Attached: IMG_20190416_135642.jpg (2048x1536, 575K)

More literary merit here than in all of Yea Forums's story threads.

I honestly don't blame that dude. She's too cute.

>Keeping your drinks inside a lightbulb

Miku will wait till you are asleep.

Fucks sake Yea Forums
I didn't need this.

Attached: 1528042281153.jpg (349x305, 22K)

Those eyes are fucking hypnotic
I want one now

Attached: 1415564015959.jpg (640x480, 28K)

at first I thought it was creepy now I think it is the cutest thing ever, what the fuck did it do to me

But can you fuck it?

thanks bro

Attached: 15134523452.png (357x407, 103K)

Dollbros WW@?

Attached: B1CC5ACA-E2C8-4A12-A185-70803462D9FE.jpg (4032x3024, 1.95M)

reporting

that look pretty cool desu

Attached: 1546292726654.png (764x672, 683K)

What's wrong with its tits? Fucking things'll poke your fucking eyes out.

my tought exactly

It ruined my 3 year marriage with Momo. Nu-Momo is much better. Divorce is final. I hated dolls until this thread.

You and me both.

>tfw no creepy gf

Attached: IMG_20190416_171631.jpg (1536x2048, 357K)

You and me both

Since when anons started showing their faces and why? It's not your blog

Saved. WTF I love Yea Forums now.

I wana be the creepy cute emo gf haha
:(

>bones
fuck thats creepy

Is this supposed to be OC? What the

Yea Forums dead and filled with attention whores

post full fag

Yea Forums is not Yea Forums

>posting a lesbian Instagram attention whore

>creepycute possessed Miku doll to rape your dick every night
>small enough to easily hide itself in your belongings or follow your every move without you noticing
>that cold, hard, plastic sensation rubbing against you under the sheets in the dead of night
>knowing full well the moment you pull away the sheets, you'll be treated to her lifeless blank stare moments before death

She's cute too

Attached: c2eca749c1b4b33d70faf1df8c57d00f.jpg (839x1023, 189K)

> But Master, I want to sit on your shoulder! Now! Now! Now!

You can't pass as a woman
if you are flatter than most of em

Why do you think it's me?
It's some lesbo Twitter girl

Attached: 1555362013779.jpg (1280x720, 101K)

But she's cute
so is her thicc clown gf

Your filename tells otherwise

It’s just a phone file name u retard

sup bro

Attached: DzlkxxUU8AAQqPY.jpg (1536x2048, 378K)

OHHH? a phoneposter!! get out

volks dollfie dream hatsune miku im assuming

Attached: IMG_20190416_144118.jpg (1536x2048, 557K)

>are you not entertained?

Dammit spooky Miku get your hair out of the cooling fans reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE.

>"You fucking mad, bro?!"

you could just commission somebody to make similar eyes for it and somebody to repaint the face. im not familiar with volks dolls but people definately make custom eyes for them and those look pretty basic

>1555396251589m.jpg
>m
I'm sorry but you can't post here any more.

rip

"Choke Yoshi"
What a sick fucker.

It looks cool and creepy at the same time

Casts Agi

Attached: 1555443101060.png (1280x720, 404K)

My thread reached 180 posts fuck off

The BJD thread on /toy/ would be a good place to start, it's one of those but I don't know what specifically, might be this with a different head and clothes.
Not that I play with dolls or anything

Attached: Dollfie Miku.png (530x890, 698K)

Please continue. I Appreciate your work here, user.

How can you ruin a Dollfie that badly?

I love this. I used to jack it to the Frankenstein girl from Nightmare Before Christmas and especially Corpse Bride when I was a kid. This Miku helped me realize my true calling.

On the one hand this is horrifying and disturbing, on the other, hats off to this pervert for going the extra mile for realism in his nightmares proportions.

Dollbro here, I love my girls!

Stop posting this ugly ass miku doll

That's a bullshit conspiracy theory made up by SA users.
Its not.

You mispelled artist

omg I found what the front of the car from ffxv looks like

Attached: final-fantasy-14-regalia-580x334.jpg (580x334, 59K)

Attached: 1322531485272.jpg (600x766, 40K)

Looks like it could be the same head, you can clearly see where he's drawn (painted?) the line of her mouth far wider than the head's actual mouth sculpt. I actually like the spooky Miku more, it's got a more intense and emotive expression.

I'd let her out

stop posting pictures of my wife

Last night's thread was better. It had people posting their dolls and it wasn't full of retarded faggots parroting memewords.

The incel/have sex thing was popularized by Yea Forums, not /pol/.

Attached: 1528221151766.png (658x543, 606K)

Isn't that asuka?

>this is actually a thing that exist
>people probably actually use it for sex purposes

God damn what the fuck

Where can I get one of these that's big enough to fuck

That one is big enough
Imagine the stomach bulge

Are you saying Yea Forums is the villain of Yea Forums?

What the fuck I was already scared before

Realdoll.
They created and popularized tuxedo Pepe, clown Pepe and revived jannyposting, so maybe?

I think he also swap the eyes with more realistic creepy looking ones

yes

Pretty impressive but why did he make her boobs so stupid looking? Go back and fix it.

>How do I make a fury wifu?
You need to get into the worst of the prisons.

>ywn be cursed by creepy miku to spend the rest of your life pleasing and entertaining her

iirc shadman was advertising a thicc doll months ago

Get in line

dude, it looks like he used jizz as the glue for that papercraft

user...

For the authentic hand made work

right. iirc dollfie dream miku is 800-1000 usd?

with shipping? probably.
in nipland they run ~500USD

no, fuck no. it cant be true man.

That looks like Asuka.

Any good dolls you can fuck?

You can always just kys and try again

>it's another Miku Doll thread

Attached: Another Doll thread.png (1484x1500, 3.98M)

blonde chihaya

He'll come back as a tree, or a roach.

Attached: 6131A0BE-DCF9-4365-B1C5-9285B50B8F59.png (446x700, 314K)

Lazuli from dollhouse168

>mikudayo 2
pls no

NOOOO IT'S TRUE
HE DID
HE ACTUALLY DID

Genuinely horrific

to this?

Attached: DzAT90EUUAI87GF.jpg (1920x1280, 461K)

is there a scientific reasoning for being scared by this while also wanting to fuck it?

Attached: 1521410868832.jpg (800x800, 55K)

autism

fearboner

Yikes

Both are acceptable in this case.

>tfw no migu doll gf to play vidya with

Attached: file.png (900x1200, 1.56M)

Yes. It's similar to the Momo curse. First it's intense fear, then curiosity, and finally unbreakable attraction.

This happened to me with Somora from The Ring Movie. I believe the human brain counters some intense fears with attraction.

Oh shit he really did just draw her mouth on with thin sharpie or something didn't he?

RIP Wowaka

Attached: miku.gif (772x578, 2.93M)

probably because you're scared of women irl youve associated fear with attraction

There's a phenomenon called "cute aggression" where people find something so cute that they want to hurt it. It's believed to be the brain trying to balance out the positive feeling before you turn into a screaming girl about it.
Anyway, despite not having a clue what I'm talking about I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's a different way of experiencing that, only the opposite way around.

cope

HEY GUYS
I got future tone a week ago and it's really fun, but I'm not sure how I should hold the controller. The standard way makes it really suboptimal for holds, but the claw isn't much better, and so I've lately done it by supporting both sides of the DS4 with my thumbs and last two fingers, and tapping the D-Pad/face button with the index and middle, but it's still really weird to get used to. I do this mainly because it makes mashing easier, but I still suck at it.

Anyways, what do you do?

Attached: file.png (900x1200, 1.57M)

what happened to him

Heart failure

Recently passed away. Something about heart failure/disease.

im more impressed than creeped out by this, wew

Attached: sadcat.jpg (259x194, 5K)

>caring about miku

Attached: 1548824123429.jpg (736x915, 62K)

Are you fucking kidding me, he drew the best futa.

Holy fuck I had no idea. Damn, man.

Fuck this place, none of you even play her game

>he drew the best futa
wokada (artist) is still alive.
Wowaka (Vocaloid producer and musician) is dead now.
youtube.com/watch?v=AvTH7J2shuI

IT'S MONDAY FAAAAAAAG

He was my favorite Miku artist. May he rest in peace

Attached: 5771054.png (1400x1400, 1.12M)

Did you really expect anything from this place?

>playing video games

Attached: 1555024531434.jpg (960x960, 43K)

I both admire and fear this man

Miku DD was limited so more than $500. Even at MSRP when limited DD are released they are typically $600+ in Japan (65K~ + tax). The head is definitely miku's DD head, that holds more value than its base price nowadays. So wasting that with shitty face-up is pretty terrible. Eyes and wigs aren't really relevant since they can be replaced in minutes and at almost no cost.

no, not wokada, its wowoka who died

Wowaka is a vocaloid artist, wokada draws the lewd miku.

Because she's conventionally cute, but you can see the white of her eyes on all sides around her pupil, which says she's deranged / psychopathic.

Attached: 1545183488753.jpg (1363x768, 115K)

I blame the user who posted that .gif for the misunderstanding, but I also liked wowoka's videos so I'm still sad with this news

Bloody hell, it reminds me of my ex gf

Attached: 1481229144787.jpg (480x358, 12K)

>2008
AHAHAHAHHA NEWFAG

Poorfag here

Attached: 8cb86efebbab6cdd6b9c436b9753d34c.jpg (1920x1080, 609K)

>Don't talk to me or my daughter or my daughter's daughter ever again.

it is DD miku
straight from the big man himself

Attached: autism.png (741x323, 29K)

is he based?

it can't be difficult to install an onahole in that

This makes me wonder if there are Len dolls (and if you can fuck them).

Attached: 1524128958983.png (500x800, 285K)

liar, it's wood. autistically sculpted wood, as autistically sculpted as your post

That's what I said yes, I got 3 dollfie, I can recognize a DD Miku's head. Still sucks to ruin a Miku's Head with that shitty face. Changing eyes is fine since those can easily be swapped.

Yes you have Len dolls and no you cannot fuck them.

Attached: 1548961765858.png (570x570, 481K)

>価格: ¥ 62,000(税別)
This is not beginner's price autism.

he dresses up and goes everywhere with his waifu
yeah, im thinking he's based

Attached: based.jpg (1536x2048, 348K)

This nigger needs to be in charge of a torture chamber.

The long mouth gives it personality. It's not like the dude is going to resell it like some of you autists at /toy/ when you get tired of your 100th Kamen Rider figure.

Do you know how easy it is to erase pen lines user? You're acting like he burnt the Notre Dame down.

I wanna fuck your ex user

Damn. This was my absolute favorite song in any of the diva games.
RIP

too soon

cute dol

Attached: 15566763951_ccd6169f02_b.jpg (1024x768, 234K)

>Erasing that shit on a DD head
Yeah good luck mate. You probably never done any DD face up work. There's absolutely no way to reverse that without totally fucking up the head. The soft vinyl material used for DD head is too sensitive for such thing to be cleaned up without affecting the skin tone permanently.

cowfee table doll

Attached: About-Smart-Doll-2.jpg (1920x1080, 438K)

Don't talk to me or 1/6 me ever again

Attached: b7c134bd4f86584e33948044453a0110.jpg (1365x2048, 351K)

>the most degenerate of fetishists also seem to have the most money to be able to invest in their fetishes

Attached: 1433429115715.jpg (599x600, 64K)

Intelligent doll

Attached: CzAASVoUkAAn5VN.jpg (1200x1200, 175K)

_ _ _ E _ E_

uh?

Attached: 93fa9e4c0e9abd8c56f1f985301398a2.jpg (572x800, 94K)

Attached: 889d7e3fea2e7a76aaee986c74ae9527.jpg (728x1096, 114K)

I think you underestimate how expensive having a normalfag fetish aka wife is

cunny

This one was my personal favorite
youtube.com/watch?v=NIqm73xsias
He will be missed, just like other deceased Vocaloid Producers.

>actually doing holds

it's so unsatisfying in this game and basically only score autists would care. but i heard something about anons using a trick with trigger holds that lets you use the face buttons at the same time.

Duuuuuuuuude....

i demand a nude pic

Attached: Sally.jpg (1800x1080, 210K)

this makes a lot of sense now

>hand right on the armpit
A man of culture.

>posting reddit nazi frogs

Attached: 1547611274465.jpg (1024x1546, 313K)

better Miku

Attached: ericzlink1544852000.jpg (2048x1466, 474K)

cuter Miku

Attached: ericzlink1538317458.jpg (2048x1447, 351K)

normalfag mikus fuck off
i want my creepy doll gf NOW

Why is every vocaloid song about sex or mental illness?

"yay peace peace" she said with a posed look

Attached: ericzlink1546205155.jpg (1577x2048, 962K)

consider the following:
cute > creepy

Attached: ericzlink1544603430.jpg (2048x1628, 943K)

Based and creepy Dollpilled.

s-sauce?

Attached: ericzlink1544853528.jpg (2048x1568, 646K)

Attached: Zodake1432752177.jpg (1365x2048, 501K)

but the creepy one is cute

Why is there so many doll threads on Yea Forums all of a sudden? Has /jp/ gotten so bad you had to flee, like the Touhoufags?

Most likely Monsieur MUK ones? That's the only one that comes to mind when it comes to doll doujin. (Tiny Evil)

>the virgin duck and cover
>the chad getting your dick sucked as lava and ash converge on you

Counterpoint:
Creepy + cute >>either by themselves

3D dolls are not much different from the 2D dolls on our character creation screens if you think about it

Attached: Zodake1508054804.jpg (2048x1365, 989K)

>Counter-counterpoint:
I disagree

Attached: Zodake1511247212.jpg (2048x1365, 1.04M)

Attached: Zodake1526451083.jpg (2048x1366, 767K)

T-those are not real bones right guys? haha

>have you heard of hattsoonee mikoo

Attached: 1390042311119.png (350x418, 132K)

This is really creepy cute, but can you fuck it?

Attached: 1554541331991.png (777x442, 333K)

I'll kill you in your sleep cute > Normal cute.

Give me cookies or I'll rip out your intestines cute > Normal cute.

Attached: 1545670937588.jpg (1620x1081, 480K)

Attached: 1547745731123.jpg (500x700, 142K)

I mean it can sit astride your dick and tell you how it loves you so much it wants to kill you until you cum, I suppose.

I'm not a yanderefag so that has no appeal to me

Attached: Zodake1519798391.jpg (2048x1366, 804K)

Not these. Dollfie aren't meant to be fucked, they're only 60cm tall and the body is way too small for that.

Attached: 1525348442450.png (333x500, 292K)

Attached: Zodake1520497277.jpg (2048x1366, 837K)

Imagine being Airport security and opening that

Attached: miku69da54488e74ddf416b90246c5f052b.jpg (1288x1932, 1.15M)

>"well, at least it's not a dildo"
>"haha...... yeah. of course"

Attached: 1538525209475.jpg (1274x1909, 230K)

I once had to go the post office to claim insurance after this got damaged during shipping.

Attached: FIGURE-008503.jpg (600x600, 62K)

Attached: 1539703274100.jpg (1081x1081, 463K)

I'm sure airport security Xray techs have found much stranger things in peoples luggage.

Attached: 1536508534904.jpg (499x750, 97K)

was it worth it user

Attached: 1515473562100.jpg (2048x1365, 334K)

Attached: 1515949790059.jpg (1200x800, 118K)

PLEASE greentext it

I think the reason she looks off is that she has a drawn on mouth that does not match with the dolls actual mouth.
Gives her the illusion of scars like the Dark Knight Joker.

DOLLS RISE UP

Attached: dayo.jpg (728x729, 200K)

Attached: 1515631861672.png (1030x793, 1.72M)

Attached: 222.jpg (1640x2460, 3.15M)

Getting sick of ironic cosplayers, it was fun for like 1 pic.

The worst part is that it's obviously a male skellington.

this is google translated right?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so qt
>tfw no qt doll gf
aaaa

Attached: 1514241827244.jpg (3968x2976, 2.01M)

Attached: 1514243708424.jpg (2976x3968, 1.96M)

>It's some lesbo Twitter girl

Attached: go on.jpg (1760x1672, 406K)

>horror game where you are chased by the creations of a lonely autistic man, some are robotic, some have life for no apparent reason, they are made of various materials or even flesh from animals
A+ idea.

i don't feel anything for those other miku dolls aside from respect for the craftsmen
but i can feel it in my dick whenever this miku shows up

Attached: DAIVAN1491819859.jpg (2048x1367, 784K)

Attached: Equius1472949316.jpg (2596x1730, 3.52M)

Attached: Equius1472949310.jpg (4000x2666, 3.85M)

>Order pics related
>Get the shipping box and there's a hole in it looking like someone kicked it in.
>It punched through the shipping box and damaged the boxes of the figures
>Go to the one of the main Post Offices to claim insurance because it had a policy
>Find the woman in charge, a no-nonsense looking middle aged black woman
>I pull out the first figure, which has a transparent front so you can see it and she gives me a look of disbelief going saying 'What is this!?'
>Points me to go to the window that was furthest from everyone else where we go to.
>I just say it's a 'bit on the flashy side'
>Then go through the motions of what the damage was and why I was claiming insurance.
>I then pull out pic related (this box doesn't have a transparent section)
>She asks if it's like the first one
>I just say 'It's a bit on the flashy side too'
>She says I don't have to open it.
>Leave them with there and a month later get the insurance money

BONUS PART
>USPS said I wasn't able to get the figures back because of some bullshit during the call telling me I got the insurance.
>I go back to the post office anyway to try and pick them up
>Woman gladly gives them back to me
>I thank her for remaining professional through out and tell her she's now got a good story to tell.
>She just laughs at that and says have a nice day.

Attached: FIG-MOE-04936.jpg (600x600, 101K)

Handled it well. I would've claimed they were for someone else and then started dropping spaghetti and farting when they asked to see my ID or something.

>creepy cute

the patrician taste

tall Miku

Attached: 1450031972416.jpg (1500x1000, 465K)

>>I just say 'It's a bit on the flashy side too'
SMOOTH LIKE SILK

Attached: de_rol_le.png (632x632, 30K)

Attached: 1450034105922.jpg (1500x1000, 431K)

Yea Forums and Yugioh gave me a bit of a doll fetish
Help

Attached: Luluidoll.gif (395x395, 2.02M)

Is the sclera slightly pink on these non-creepified dolls? Or is it just shadow?

absolutely based

Oh hell no

You know they make BJD's with bodies that are integrated with onaholes right?

>you share the board and planet with this degenerates

Attached: 1528410298651.jpg (456x628, 606K)

I cannot be caught with one of those in my house

Attached: 1511069639243.jpg (1280x720, 56K)

Yes being attracted to the likeness of adult human females is degenerate

>all of these people seeing this image for the first time
I'm not judging, but I'm gonna say it

Attached: newfag.webm (1280x720, 2.6M)

holy shit I never knew how badly I wanted to see BJD doll stop motion until now, got more?

Attached: 1494698228600.jpg (1024x682, 132K)

Get some IT certs and move out of your parents house you dummy

I doubt thats BJD stop motion. Looks like one of those weeaboo slav chicks who do a lot of cosplay

what

It's actually a cosplayer
twitter.com/luluidoll/status/765905756566675456?lang=en

That's not stop motion
watch the fingers

crab dol

Attached: 1513973322738.jpg (800x1200, 112K)

New Silent Hill confirmed

Those eyes, they stare into the depths of soul

Own it without shame. Chances are they're going to be more embarrassed than you.

Post more of Miku's Miku.

How do I get into the Japanese twitter BJD cabal?

she's cute but i hate utattemita to death

>When bluechecks complain about anime avatars

Attached: 1528876787912.jpg (2736x3648, 1.27M)

thats cool too, I think her pic fooled me before too pic related, very qt

I still really want to see BJD stop-motion now though

Attached: 1547607211755_0.jpg (1000x714, 61K)

>Worst girl dol

Soon, I will have one of my own.

Attached: うちのこ_紺色ドレス~01.jpg (1920x2880, 1.35M)

all dolls are best girl

Attached: 1551051781375.jpg (799x1200, 308K)

>tfw no qt meido doll gf

Attached: Co7ql1uWgAAqMb2.jpg (1536x2048, 334K)

>Smart doll
>Can't be fitted with an onahole
I don't think so, Choo.

>Want to see he chest to see what the nipples look like
>Know she probably doesn't have any.

>He doesn't know

I think they do but I don't know I just realized I haven't actually seen a nude BJD or saved any pics of one yet even

Attached: Zodake1504774359.jpg (2048x1365, 837K)

Attached: 1545271895306.gif (248x193, 699K)

Attached: 1537924798944.jpg (1600x2000, 282K)

>Grown men wanting to play with dolls.

Attached: Jim_Horne__1953_.jpg (300x360, 17K)

Eyes aren't standard, there are hundreds of different kinds to choose from.

I HUMBLY REQUEST YOU SEARCH FOR SAID IMAGES TO CONFIRM IF THEY EXIST.
FOR RESEARCH OF COURSE.

THE CAP LOCKS ARE MEANT TO CONVEY AN EXTREME SENSE OF URGENCY.

>Modern society is so bereft of pleasant women that men would rather buy miniature replicas of women and groom them and play with them and talk to them for companionship, instead of seeking out actual women

>Tfw Yugioh had a storyline where everyone started getting turned into dolls and joining the hivemind
>Tfw when the big boss was a snu snu doll

Attached: Construct.jpg (900x900, 153K)

>Grown men wanting to fuck dolls.
Fixed.

Attached: 1314803208283.jpg (500x475, 23K)

nude BJDs exist, there are even bodies fitted with onaholes

how new are you guys seriously have you ever even been to /jp/? fucking zoomers

thots btfo

In due time, I'm in no rush plus these clothes are so much cuter than any bare nude doll can be I think

Its no different from playing with virtual dolls, in Skyrim, BDO, Honey Select, Koikatsu, CM3D2, Teatime games, etc

Obviously they're nude under all the clothes, and I don't recall seeing any nude dolls on /jp/ though I browse the /toy/ doll threads and MFC more anyways

Attached: Tali1530515750.png (1608x1200, 3.24M)

Meanwhile thots keep getting plastic surgery so they look more like dolls.
Deepest lore

Attached: 1546730797282.gif (250x272, 805K)

They can't compete. they shouldn't even try

Attached: 1526028882914.jpg (696x1024, 69K)

I prefer wind-up dolls myself

Attached: 1527864988482.png (472x767, 244K)

>I don't recall seeing any nude dolls on /jp/
Well its a blue board so people dont post pictures obviously, but there are definitely links to them in the bjd thread

Attached: 1537381506080.jpg (1000x750, 137K)

>Pyra milkers doll

Attached: 852845874.png (500x470, 84K)

stop making me want to buy a doll Yea Forums

"Have sex" "have sex" You know what? I'd rather never have sex again than watch the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

I'll check them out then

Attached: 1290641536962.jpg (1200x900, 264K)

lmoa

based No! poster

Attached: 1401592101118.jpg (533x800, 70K)

I fucking love this copypasta.

desu~

Attached: 1485413026355.jpg (600x450, 77K)

what the fuck is wrong with you people

>GUYS I SAW A PAIR OF BIG BOOBIES AND MY PEEPEE GOT HARD OMG THATS SUCH A WHYBONER LOLOLOL

lewd dolls

Attached: 1513212194752.jpg (1920x1281, 376K)

Based infertile user.

Attached: 1513226647262.jpg (1500x2123, 1.38M)

stop misusing the why boner meme you dumb normie

HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU

>sminem
damp it again

Attached: Bogandoff fears no one.png (781x454, 570K)

Based retard

Attached: 1513635337432.jpg (800x1200, 831K)

I'm not a score autist but I thought it was necessary to go above 100%, so I started doing it for fun. Anyways, do you have any advice for getting the mashing down? I find it hard as hell.

who even is he?
i'm seeing him everywhere on this site.

You seem to be forgetting that those tits belong to a fucking doll user.

Attached: 1514269941674.jpg (1073x1636, 275K)

Its no different than getting turned on by a drawing. That doll was DESIGNED TO BE ATTRACTIVE TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE BIG TITTIED ADULT WOMEN

YOU FUCKING TARD, ITS A PRODUCT. ITS MEANT TO BE DESIRED, SO IT CAN BE BOUGHT AND TURN A PROFIT

Attached: 1514272982982.jpg (1366x904, 311K)

Zapp Branigan called it being "scaroused"

I want this one

comfy dol

Attached: 1509413632064.jpg (2048x1536, 561K)

YOU DUMB NORMALFAG. THE DOLL IS DESIGNED TO BE ATTRACTIVE. BY ACTING LIKE ITS SOME HUGE TABOO TO BE ATTRACTED TO IT YOU ARE ONLY REVEALING YOURSELF TO BE A DUMB NORMALFAG WHO THINKS ANY SLIGHT SEXUAL DEVIATION FROM THE NORM IS A HUGE DEAL

The writing is more coherent in that image, but it reminds me of this one nonetheless.

Attached: Foreverially.jpg (900x1238, 272K)

Type desu again

>Asian people's faces never look good in anime cosplay

Attached: 1507999405782.png (195x179, 43K)

>Nipple

Attached: 1460784429656.jpg (320x375, 17K)

desu desu

oh fuck I didnt notice, I never noticed that before what the fuck, so I did have one nude BJD pic, but I was always too busy staring at the pantyhose to even notice that kek

deleted jsut in case

Attached: DsDuAAgU8AAK_IH.jpg orig.jpg (1620x1081, 241K)

Groog, deeveurseefei. Hedge weeth creeptu.

The boy who saved Vocaloids

meant to quote

Attached: 1541248448733.jpg (1308x1466, 496K)

is that the fucking boston dynamics dog?

Attached: 1405970299487.gif (294x233, 1.86M)

it is, these nips can get really creative and autistic with their combat dols

Attached: 1512784857397.jpg (1920x1280, 488K)

So what scale are these dolls usually made at?

Attached: 1495938490295.png (754x520, 504K)

Those thighs look bigger than a standard dollfie.

Would fuck.

found another pic

Attached: 1514273642492.jpg (1200x794, 159K)

BJDs come in different sizes but I think the typical size is something like 14 inches?

>458814473
shoo shoo nazi frog

Dollfies are around 30cm tall which puts them at around 1/5 scale. Different characters don't have different heights for them.

It's a smart doll I'm pretty sure

usually BJD are 1/6 1/5 range, smart doll like pic related is 1/4 or 1/3?

Attached: DsISZG_UcAEhJNo.jpg large.jpg (1081x1081, 223K)

Attached: DsDEcXEVYAA1-Wi.jpg orig.jpg (1620x1081, 192K)

TECHNOLOGY

Attached: 1546542940023.jpg (1620x1080, 353K)

How does the skeleton live knowing it's inside a creepy doll?

What's the Twitter account for these?

Attached: 1545101275152.jpg (1920x1280, 368K)

twitter.com/otomamay_tpl

Attached: DvwX2XeVAAEZDxC.jpg (1620x1081, 408K)

over 2k pics of dolls

I love this guy, endless high quality, high-res material to vicariously experience having one

Attached: D4RlcrtUcAEvTtg.jpg (1081x1081, 314K)

Attached: 1544751241097.jpg (794x1200, 134K)

Attached: 1545332291022.jpg (3024x4032, 842K)

>we have the same desktop background
neat

can you post it, looks cool as fuck

Attached: 1540074245369.jpg (960x1180, 380K)

>Buying BJD instead of sillicone dolls

lmao fag

Attached: dolls.png (581x868, 719K)

I'm mad that they made 2B and 9S dolls but not an A2 one.

wont constant posing tear the silicon? whats the point, also learn to love the joints

Attached: 1514535263586.jpg (800x1200, 155K)

>Not liking doll joints

Attached: 1476134851627.jpg (600x728, 43K)

based and jointpilled

Attached: 1540112450344.jpg (2606x3654, 3.92M)

The 9S dollfie is complete fucking trash though. I regret every penny I spent on it.

Attached: 9Sdollfie.jpg (1279x1920, 475K)

can dolls love dolls?

can love bloom on the dollfield?

Attached: 1504116992041.jpg (1333x2000, 1015K)

why is there a dollfie thread on Yea Forums?

What exactly did you expect?

really? why?

Here you go user. I'd post the picture but that's one less doll photo in this thread
i.imgur.com/z6v4Vm1.jpg

Attached: 1511093866668.png (206x191, 69K)

They actually don't make them anymore I searched fucking everywhere for one but they've been discontinued for years. I just wanna fuck my KOS-MOS doll so bad.

Attached: spenglub underwear.png (475x478, 427K)

1/3~1/4 is the standard scale. Dollfie Dream standard size is 60cm. Then you have "child like" body that are 40cm. Those are the two most common size. You have variations between models ranging from 50 to 62cm.

Did you ask jp?

They do but they're garbage really. Either stick to onahole, either go full sex doll, but using a 1/3 BJD for that purpose is just retarded, it's overly expensive, not comfortable at all, the choice of onahole that fits is way too restrictive, maintenance is a pain etc.

Attached: 1554067933679.jpg (765x726, 219K)

Nigga I AM from /jp/

Yeah I meant if you asked the other degenerates in the bjd thread. Theres always a more autistic autist than you in this ocean of piss

Kek