>finished more games than you (you know it)
>married
>shits on his own mods cos he can and people will still support him
>defeats the so called "hardest boss ever" sword saint in 3 tries
>killed every boss in game
>immediately starts ng+ right after
oi Yea Forums..
..what's you excuse?
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>married
user...
I'm living the dream:
More money, strange pussy all day, and one-shot Isshin.
hes alot older than 90% of Yea Forums
>married
>implying that's a good thing
You're right. It's time to concede defeat.
I'm gonna take out a loan that will kill my credit, sell my house, rob everything in the 10 kilometer vicinity, and give all that money to DSP.
He earned it.
you forgot
>begs for money like a pathetic homeless man
>getting married in the year of our lord 2019
I'm pretty sure he read "the game" book what an absolute chadman
Your ancestral line ends with you
oh no
>never beat Ludwig the Kino Blade
What an empty life
didn't he divorced tho
>you can't get a woman preggers without marriage
>be DSP paypig
>donate thousands of dollars to DSP
>get remembered only as a "gullible idiot" and get bad mouthed in public by based DSP
TWEWY prequel sounding promising
he's fat
>Not getting married
Good goy
>married
>masturbates in his couch because his wife is too busy fucking with chad
Based DSP. He doesn't have time to waste with detractors
BASED AS FUCK
Retarded Dipshitphil niggers
Take your off-topic general spam to
>dsp happened on a unicorn
m8, don't get me wrong, I believe in a marriage, but not with todays women
Who?
>swagginz went rogue and leaked all the mods chat
pretty based
It's the guy.
have sex
>being this obsessed with a shitty eceleb
What the fuck did you put that poor screencap through to get this quality
holy fuck, that's based.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
woman would only get in the way
>this isn't normal
>.t limp basedylent
based destroyer of slanderers
drop those fries, fatso
and don't tell me you can't stop overeating just because your mommy yelled at you when you was a kid
>>finished more games than you (you know it)
But he hasn't.
I spent like all of 95-2010~ systematically going through all NES, SNES, and GB/GBC games with the complete rom packs that were available at the time. And that was in addition to playing new games that were coming out for PC, the N64, and the Playstation and so on.
A complete waste of time one might say, and it did impact my studies pretty damn negatively. But I did it.
I did the same, but I actually got a job in the industry (and it's not going well at all). It was all a waste yep
There is a thing called having siblings.
so much cope
how many deaths did DSP have in total with all the chat hand holding and guides?
filmed a TV on a webcam like God intended
I can't believe how much people had trouble with that game
too many shitters on the planet
Kekd
Didn't he beat kos though?
>defeats the so called "hardest boss ever" sword saint in 3 tries
This, beyond everything makes Yea Forums seethe.
DSP got really lucky on that boss. He had all the three lives (used all of them, he died in each phase) and lapis lazuli upgrade for his axe, which most people get on NG+.
based
I can never decide which is more pathetic, being an ironic fan of DSP or a genuine one
also forgot to mention, he played on easy mode aka no bell curse
>he got lucky
>excuses
Why didn't YOU get the lapis lazuli upgrade like DSP did?
>inb4 backseat chat excuses
>2nd reply is literally just pure fucking cope
because I didn't know where it was and didn't grind hard enough. He literally used a guide to find every item in the game and get the best ending.
He did, after two years of tries and with an overleveled char.
How many tries did it take you guys?
Enough with the cope, DSP is better then you at Sekiro. Deal with it.
Is the average person really worse at games than DSP?
It took me 3 hours, but I played with the bell curse (aka normal mode, it's easy mode otherwise)
Nice.
Is that supposed to be bad?
gaymerbros, phil is dabbing on us again...
good. I wouldn't want to curse anyone else with my ugly, depressive, suicidal shit genes
Sometimes you gotta know when to give up and make space for better things
Let me show you what your post looks like
>It took me 3 hours, but I played with the bell curse (cope, it's easy mode otherwise, god I'm coping so hard right now oh my god. I will literally kill myself if I don't delude myself like this)
This but unironically. Sex is perfect when you forget it's a living being under you and just enjoy the warmth and wetness.
>the hardest boss ever goes down in 3 tries if you just memorize what he does
So this... is the power... of Fromsoft... and the Souls fanbase...
Did he really beat sword saint in 3 tries? I legitimately have to give him props now this kinda destroy my previous standing on him. I had to try dozens of times and still feel like I cheesed.
LOL nice cope faggot. The truth is that you didn't finish the game if you played without the bell curse.
Daily reminder that DSP is actually based and Yea Forums has been brainwashed by Arin and The Zaibatsu into believing he's an idiot.
Stop being a sheep.
His stance on GamerGate (easily one of the most mature and level-headed I've seen yet) (39:16):
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Undertale Playthrough
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Nintendo being faggots (38:55):
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Setting the AngryJoe/Nintendo situation straight:
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Calling out Anita Sarkeesian for being a Professional Victim:
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Dropping Truth F-Bombs regarding Twitch (27:25 onwards):
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His thoughts on shitty video game reviewers (Revelations 2):
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Also, as a streamer:
>Does not accept donations.
>No follow/subscriber alerts
>No monetized videos
>No facecam
>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
>Literally just the video game
>Moved to YouTube streaming because Twitch wouldn't allow him to stream at 1080p/60FPS
DSP's M.O.? Video games. The video games come first, and he as a player comes second. More Lets Players should be like this, but only DSP has the integrity to actually follow through.
If after all this you're still a typical anti-DSP Yea Forums mouth-breather... well, sorry, I tried. Guess you can't save them all.
You can stop posting now it's OK
Yes but he grinded one bonus attack power (the mask gives you attack power in exchange for coins), he got one attack power by using a guide his fan emailed to him (the best ending gives you one optional boss fight that drops attack power), not sure if he beat the demon of hatred, but he probably did so that another attack power. Also he found all lapis lazuli with the help of his chat, so he could get the best upgrade for axe that helped him on the third phase. On top of all that he had all three lives and used each one of them dying once in each phase and played without the bell curse. He literally cheesed through him.
>yes finally after watching 2 hours of vods of dsp I found something I can show people to make fun of him!!!!
op post speaks for itself, you be the judge
have sex
>The truth is that you didn't finish the game if you played without the bell curse.
How far are you gonna take this? Whats next? I have to play the game with one arm tied behind my back, my finger shoved up my ass (while blindfolded) and resisiting the Irish National Anthem?
Get real dude.
how old is this pasta because he literally does all of that as a streamer now
read the game
not fucking vidya
cope harder bitch. I bet you didn't even start NG+ and just dropped the game. Oh im sorry, you never played it LMAO otherwise you would ragequit like a baby WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH mommy mommy this is too hard!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH mommy!!!
Just ignore them. It's the same "if you summoned you didn't really beat the game" fags with a new coat of paint. Any normal human being doesn't give a shit how someone else beat a videogame.
>N-NO HE CHEATED
Imagine being this angry that someone beat a video game boss.
>WAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH mommy mommy this is too hard!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH mommy!!!
Oh my god. He's going crazy.
BASED DSP
yes it took him 15min
I need Phil's updated kill list, pronto
>this fucking cope
You're worse than dsp you ridiculous faggot
One big ol' block of cope.
>immediately starts ng+ right after
I thought Phil was going to do the second run later in the year? Seems kind of silly to start a second run straight away. Did he just look at how what was different at start of a new run?
My fucking sides
cope have sex stay mad seething incels
Get out of here Phil, you have a wife to breed now.
this rhymes with "dead"
Here's his kill list:
Everyone that he doesn't likes
Everyone that hates him
Why don't you fags understand that acting like this only makes you look a fool? You say you mimicking other people but the people you're mimicking aren't acting like that, you just come off as a crazy person.
>DSP threaten youtube with legal action
Hilarious
I don't think it's hard to believe he beat Isshin properly in 3-4 attempts.
Isshin is kinda like a culmination of everything so far, he feels familiar instantly. He also has a moveset that can be quite easy if you play aggressive, he ends up spamming the same two moves over and over.
458767721
458768057
seething samefag
>Remember Yea Forums making fun of the Black Mesa "BUGGED JUMPING MECHANIC" thing
>tfw that was already 7 years ago
DSP literally can't stop winning
Feels good being his fan lately
Half-hourly reminder.
DSP is honestly better at video games than Yea Forums.
is this guy an alcoholic?
that's badass.
go back to kiwifarms pathetic loser. I beat isshin blind in like 4 attempts as well.
He actually plays games, that's why. Most Yea Forums goers just shitpost about whatever hot button political issue is here nowadays.
So?
You cant stop this man
>all the threads from babies casuals crying about Sekiro being hard
>these same pathetic normalfags cucks insulting DSP for being bad at video games
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Back when dsp actually did retarded shit and it was funny to make fun of him.
>his witcher 2 run
>his first dark souls run
>NOW were getting somewhere
>falls off cliff
>used to record everything with a camera
>that video of him being obnoxious as fuck and his neighbor yelled at him and he got quiet
Nowadays tiyhydp are like grasping so fucking hard.
>LOOK HE DIED HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW THIS THING MOST PEOPLE DONT REALIZE UNTIL THEY LOOK ONLINE
>he thanks someone for a tip
>THANKS FOR THE MONEY DUMMY.wav
>says something
>takes out of context clip from years ago that contradicts it
At this point if you still watch tiyhydp content you like Phil. Just admit it to yourself.
Woop de doo, human race is dead soon anyway.
I keked, good job user.
this. fucking poetry
>my worthless bloodline of worthless nobodies ends with me
good riddance
LOL
Wasn't there also that Bayonetta video where he got stuck in a room even though there was a cutscene showing him where to go?
I have far more respect for Phil than any of you faggots. Yea Forums is the home of human trash garbage.
>UGHGGGHGGH IM SO HARDCORE I PLAY BOOBIES ANIME GAME UUUGHGHGH
>OH YES GACHA GOOD BECAUSE BOOBIES ANIME UUUUGHGHGHG IM HARDCORE GAMER!!!!
tiyhydp stuff is just pure autism at this point really. I can't imagine dedicating my free time to being mad at how some shit tier e-celeb plays videogames on camera.
It's the responsible thing to do. As if any good parent would put their child through what they underwent because of something beyond their control.
yeah exactly the classic tihydps are fucking hilarious because hes so bad and his reasoning for shit is the funniest shit I've ever heard (see: any this is how you dont play GTA PS2 games) his new playthroughs though are fucking boring.
The axe is useless though and literally everyone gets an end tier prosthetic.
I've better things to do than try to beat at video games some 37 year old man child who still relies on his parents to pay his taxes (btw fuck their retirement fund) because he does shitty financial decisions and gets pushed by his parents to marry some horse who is a confirmed gold digger
funny how you never post this image in giant bomb threads
Bell curse barely makes a difference.
>im fucking garbage at the game and didn't explore at all so I didn't have the materials for a final prosthetic upgrade
oof cope more
...no? my line starts and ends with me.
Oh god that was gold. How could I forget
>15 minute final fantasy unboxing video
>not even special edition just a normal one
>his fire alarm goes off the entire time
>he never opens it
His magnum opus
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why are you false flagging?
>At this point if you still watch tiyhydp content you like Phil.
Detractors are so tsundere for Phil, watching them react to the wedding has been hilarious.
#dspwon
Why does she look soulless?
Jesus. The DEFINITION of seething.
I've reviewed more games than he's beaten and i only review games i finish
421 on steam alone
I agree, Phil plays games much better nowadays (he still does blame games on his faults when they happen tho). But mostly people hate him for his donation scams. Honestly, I'm with people on theory that he used "tax money" for his honeymoon and some other stuff. It's not THAT bad, but it's still a lie.
>this cringe gatekeeping cope
fuck off back to peewee farm faggot
Based DSP is live now with the best Ace Attorney game.
Keep seething, losers.
*tap tap tap tap tap*
IM PRESSING BUTTONS
It's OK Phil, you can go back to playing now.
I am a sperm donor jokes on you some snoy beta faggot gonna pay for my children
>scams his viewers saying that he's going to lose his house AGAIN
>go on a vacation and get married
>come back and trash talk his fans
how can one person be so based
WHY DOES HE SAY OKAY SO MUCH??
i dont watch anything directly from dsp's channel or streams but i have spent hours this week laughing at the GOUTKIRO videos and other mockery material from his haters
Remember when he was universally hated and no one sucked him off in these thteads
yet say so little
>Fucking Phil is going to bungle his way through, like AA1, AA2, and PLvsAA which he played in the past.
*Sighs*
have sex
you'd be like that too if you had to suck Phil's dick
the new art is so soulless. it really looks like a flash game.
he have evolved and converted all of us without us knowing, there nahthing we can do
he also knows to use guides better.
Though credit where credit is due, his fingers arent fat enough to fail at imitating what guides tell him to do.
Because he used to do actually do dumb shit. Now people have little ammo and their are insanely autistic guys who hang on Phil's every word to get anything they can use as ammo.
Either admit you like him or move on at this point
Updated list of Phil Burnell's victims:
John Rambo
PandaLee
Blip.tv
Machinima
Laveria
Sons of Kojima
Fred Fuchs
Kimberlie Brink
First Order of the Falcon
Kiwifarms
The Bronsgeests
MisterMetokur
Spawnseat
Washington Department of Revenue
Internal Revenue Service
King of Pol
Vidar / BSV
Almighty Tevin
TotalBiscuit
Jetrex
Lowtiergod
Tutankhamunn
Shadowbrokers
Joshua Conner Moon
Super Best Friends
The European Parliament
Emerald Seven
Austmink
Silentwarrior
Emperor Swaggins
Too lazy to crawl through videos himself and instead wants someone else to watch through hours of shit so that he can make notes of when the bad words are. What a lazy fuck.
I dunno, the whole wedding/tax sage seems extremely dumb to me. And thats been going on since 2017
contrarianism
It's growing everyday. What can we do to stop this fucking monster
Originally everyone was just laughing about how shit he was at games but people went too far autistically A-logging and saying he should die, or doxxing him and trying to fuck with irl just for being bad at games, and the detractors were so fucking autistic that it caused a backlash supporting DSP just to spite how autistic the detractors are.
Where's retsuprare (slowbeef + diabetus)?
No, there's always been faggots pretending to like phil to trigger cuckfarm tranny refugess like you.
>haha phil is such a fucking loser
>*he gets gf*
>noooo she's a tranny anyway. phil is such a jerk girls should like nice guys like me
>*gets refuted*
>nooo she's an escort
>*gets refuted*
>well he's still a loser
>*continues tweeting about DSP daily for years and making 8 hour long compilation videos*
OH NO NO NO
Fuming cringe and blue pilled
They are still doing fine. Chipcheezum even more.
His parents, they paid for his wedding and gave him enough cash to qualify for his tax payment plan.
Alright ok the bottom line is alright *snort* the bottom line is I say okay so much okay is because....it’s becaus....ok we got an idiot in the stream chat talking shit. “””ooh Phil you say okay so much because you need money for taxes!””” Get the fuck outta here idiot *smug chuckle* wow man. Anyway alright *cough* *snort* *sip of water* *lip smack* I like the word okay?? So there ya go. Oh we got a tip from niggerstomper1488 for 2 dollars appreciate it man! Let’s get ya up there on the leaderboard
Same as DSP then
you need to get your chronologies straight
>Chipcheezum
I remember watching that guy's Retsupurae videos a lot back around 2010.
COPE
Downgrade
Not that I would give a shit but no it doesn't
Why do so many alogs and weens follow lolcows like DSP and WingsOfRedemption?
sounds like a childish attention whore
shocking
AND RIGHT NOW I NEED MONEY TO PAY BILLS
>gaymer
Cringe
butterfaced girls with big tits are my fetish and i don't know why
Lolcows follow bigger lolcows
>needs 3 tries to kill a boss
what kind of pleb is he?
Fuck me, Sword Saint took me well over 20 attemtps.
by far
seems like him having chat is what killed the old style of dsp, the old moments wouldn't have been nearly as memorable is he simply looked at chat where someone was telling him he already had the USP in his inventory or that you had to press a button while in the menu to put on the silencer.
based af desu
and yet he's still somehow more respectful to his fans than black dsp.
the original game teaches you it while black mesa assumes you already know
Based and TWEWYpilled
>still haven't beat isshin
May as well end myself
makes them feel better about themselves and gives lonely people a community
>tfw reading all these angry incel replies that I probably would've joined in on had I not finally gotten a gf
Na, i have a brother and some cousins who will continue my family name
based
HOW DID HE DO IT IN 3 TRIES
by being a god
Just being very honest with you here, guys... financially things aren't looking good for me right now...
There's really no better example of obsessive contrarianism than the relationship between Yea Forums and DSP.
DSP is based you smelly mentally-ill tranny. Nothing contrarian about it
>tsundere
speak for yourself fag
Slow down partner you're going to shave off all your hair with those buzzwords
Name one objective reason why he is not based and winning.
seethe seethe seethe tranny tranny tranny
It's okay user, keep donating and he'll read out your name one day.
THE KING OF BASED PHIL
Louise a shit
>praises man daily on the contrarian board
So this guy is actually shit?
Considering he as a person has not changed the slightest bit from the MGS days, I would legitimately just hide off the internet with that kind of legacy. Then again it would take shame and self-awareness, neither of which are intrinsic to him in any way.
At the same time, I genuinely wish I could exist in this frame of mind from time to time, where nothing I do is ever my fault.
Based virtual signaler
what is it about based DSP that makes you trannies seethe so hard? is it because he's still better at vidya, even though you mentally-ill freaks spend 18 hours a day speedrunning pixelshit shovelware?
Gonna explain a universal truth about any kind of internet mod or position of power. Many people gravitate to it for attention or to feel like they have some power or control over something (since they have so little irl). Seems like a lot of DSP mods of the past get into that position through monetary means. It's common for people to donate to streamers for their 5 seconds of recognition after all. Once they get this, they want more. It's like a drug. The rush isn't there anymore. So they try to get more. They overstep their bounds in the process and are hit with the realization that they aren't the main attraction and they don't have any actual power. It isn't their stream or group or whatever. So they turncoat for the purpose of getting what little unwarranted attention they have yet to wring from the situation. DSP happens to have a dedicated negative fanbase so there's a much larger audience for that sort of thing than usual.
>retard finally finds out that phil is a shit person
what took them so fucking long
based swagginz
What is it about him that makes you wanna open your wallet and love him unconditionally?
Why is everyone that Yea Forums disagrees with a "tranny" these days?
>wake up
>you turn over and see the browlet donkey that is Kat
>she smiles at you
>ohshit
>run to the bathroom while dripping over lots of gamer shit
>look in the mirror
>you realize you have become DSPGaming
Wat do?
Because he's fucking based
Only a tranny would ask such a stupid question
I believe this just as much as I believe that Phil can't restrain himself from being an asshat, the question really is just which reason made 'em crack first.
Sure he is my dude, sure he is
Based DSP knows exactly how you should treat the type of human garbage that watch others playing games.
All streamers should adopt this style of treating the retards that watch them with utter disdain because God knows thats the only thing they deserve.
An hero
ITS HIS FAULT NOTHING I COULD DO
What you're thinking of is a very specific fetish
My sympathy for them is really dead. At this point, I'm actually willing to cheer for Phil scamming them. All power to him, suck your cult dry you big fat winner you
He almost certainly watched a few videos of the fight before fighting him himself.
>He's baste
Probably both but at the end of the day that person is acting like Phil should be his puppet 100% of the time since Phil has listened to him so much in the past. Nah, it's Phil's channel. If he wants to act stupid and do things "wrong" then that's his right. That's part of how he got to where he is for better and worse. I hope the same people using this against him aren't also lamenting that he takes advice from stream chat for many situations now. That would be hypocrisy!
I know he is, you dumb tranny. That's why I'm taking out another loan to show my support.
>my dude
Nice reddit tranny speak, faggot
>redditjak
umm, yes?
It's the guy, I'm watching his twitch!
>he's being good at a video game the WRONG way
>you will never make pigroach this mad
>I'm taking out another loan
Don't even joke with something as dumb as that.
post the caps where he's shit talking wings too lmao
t.scorned pay pig
>detractors are the epitome of fucking zoomer
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>WAAaH donante your money to my faggy lgbt aids charity
seething tranny
A DarkSydePhil isekai is a detractors wet dream. They all have such naked lust for Phils life. I think the best thing to do would be go to the various chans and start asking people what Phil could do to improve and just start taking notes. I mean there's floorplans out there that would improve his streaming setup for example. The rest is just lifestyle stuff, exercise, diet, time management.
does he have a single mod that isn't a dubious attention whore
lel did wings reply to this yet?
Yeah in general I don't think being a mod should give you the right to try and steer the channel in any specific direction, although when you're in a car and your driver is heading straight off the cliff, I don't think it's all that rude to try and adjust that wheel. With that said, I don't envy anyone who even considers trying to provide positive PR to Phil, since it's like trying to fix Konami's reputation, an endless uphill battle.
Wings actually went to DSP's chat trying to be friendly, and Phil just ignored him. I don't know if it was before or after this
So, why was he toxic?
I only envy the way he thinks of himself, no fucking way could I ever even dream of being that completely certain that I'm 100% blameless throughout my entire existence. It's like every NPC joke come to life, he genuinely has the kind of mindset where he's the only PC in a virtual world.
I was gonna say you could just keep it, but if money burns your hand so much might as well.
>everything went wrong on youtube
I can fucking hear it even withouth sound
>It’s n-not like I’m a p-pathetic f-faggot obsessing over a v-vidya game streamer
I don't think DSP believes his own lies but he has to lie if he wants to keep making money and he knows this
He is basically trapped in the bubble he created it's more akin to an isekai horror story
WHY AM I 毒
WHAAT
I'm a self-made bitcoin millionaire 9/10 chad. Of course I'm gonna support based DSP, you stupid faggot.
Hopefully you'll finally get enough patreon shekels to get your dick surgically cut off and quit worrying about based DSP, you mentally-ill tranny freakoid.
goddamn DSP attracts all kinds of retards, from naive fools, autistic retards to arm chair psychologists
no wonder he's still streaming more alive than ever even with all those threads and videos about his supposed downfall
I mean he is not wrong, Wings literally started shouting out his own trolls
>finished more games than you
Unlikely, not that it's a good thing mind you
he doesn't knowingly lie at all
What do you do? What don't you like about it?
Honestly when you think of it that way, it's a pretty cool concept. A manufactured like to keep the otherworld going, because being honest would accelerate your and maybe the world's decay to unstoppable levels.
That's more or less the cultural osmosis of him, with or without watching his streams actively.
>bitcoin millionare
>take out loan for DSP
Wires are getting a bit crossed here
that was a reasonable post you weird ankle-biter
They are all just tsundere for senpai Phil.
I'm gonna give based DSP another $10,000 during his 10-hour livestream tomorrow, and there's nothing your seething pimply tranny ass can do about it.
Feels like she's trying too hard with the makeup, like she's aware how much attention DSP gets and doesn't know what to do
But I guess it's alright as long as they're happy
yes
Came off more like a passive aggressive autistic woman who watches to many e-celebs
she looks like a fuckdoll
there is something funky with the sword saint fight
he was dealing insane posture damage and the damage wasn't even receding fast enough compared to isshins full health bar
now I don't know how many times this casual faggot farmed the attack power mask or even if it matters
cause its total bs
has to be some subtle custom trainer or pure RNG favor and lady luck finally smiled on this useless bitching cunt
tihydp just got bad because he has stream chat to guide him through, disabled comments on his youtube, he plays it safe to not say anything offensive, and keeps rage to a minimum.
its the soul vs soulless
DSP actually lives in a horror story when you think about it
>pushing 40s
>married a horse because it's probably the last female that will ever give you attention
>have to constantly beg for strangers tips
>have to play every new game even if you don't want to
>become so desinthetized with the hobby you used to love that you just fumble through each vidya finding the best way to finish it quickly
>shit health
>no friends
>no kids
>low chance of even getting a minimum wage, stable job
>it's only going to get worse as you get older
>playing on easy mode is being good at video game!
Oh no. Don't do it user, don't do it. No. No.
He defeated all optional bosses and had at least one bonus attack power from grinding the mask. You are not meant to have that much AP at this point. Wouldn't surprise me if he grinded that mask for more than a hour.
false flaggers and baiting. dont worry about it.
so what made Yea Forums go from hating dsp to loving him
Too late faggot, the bank just approved my loan. Based DSP fucking won
Most people moved on from hating him because while he still sucks, he's not as bad as he used to be, and now it's just boring content.
But a small group refuse to move on and obsess over every little detail of Phil's life and actually get mad when something good happens to him.
So now it's funny to make fun of those people.
detractors got btfo
Curses. Next time I will be victorious.
Programming. It's terrible. I should be in management, this is where you get actual contacts and the best benefits
>noooo why arent you saying bad things about this eceleb i hate in particular
cringe redditor/kiwi farm reject
It became mainstream to dislike DPS, meaning it was time to push the pendulum the other way, by any means necessary.
This gets a lot more scary as he keeps getting older.
>DSP is more skilled at videogames than 90% of the shitposters on Yea Forums
Well, he actually PLAYS video games instead of ONLY bitching about shit he hasn't played on a forum.
you fags are too busy coming into RE2 threads and typing "demake" and similar shitposts to be competent at anything vidya related.
All my friends studied IT and they are jobless NEETs now.
DSP WON LIFE
you forgot the *leans in to manual ban*
This
Detractors are actually just unfunny autists who cling to his nuts and pretend they aren’t pathetic e-celeb worshiping faggots
not being associated with the kinds of people that legit hate him is enough. some people have more self respect than that. even here.
People will keep telling you "You have the tools to create your own things and be a CEO of your own stuff," but it just doesn't happen like that. You need motivation, which is something I lack 100%. I'm always so tired after work... It really is the worst
If he hasn't completed Wings of Vi then he isn't anything big. Just someone who got into the streaming biz early and meme'd off the followers shilling his ugly mug everywhere.
Don't forget
>jerked on on stream in front of thousands of zoomer
>called that obsessed nigger Tevin a mentally ill monkey
and nothing happened. Give up detractors, the man is unbeatable.
>If he hasn't completed Wings of Vi then he isn't anything big
Big oof and yikes from me dog. You're on the wrong side of history my friend
>why aren’t I making fun of myself
Post more woojicks haha yasss epic meme!!! Y r I so toxic xDdd plz leave a like and subscribe to epic LullzXd
tevin is a disturbing individual
>browse the channel of the guy making a TIHYDP
>almost always have some playthrough videos with double digit views
are they jealous that a guy like DSP who stumbles through games has a higher view count than them?
i have no other reasoning as to why they would look at hours of footage just to make a compilation vid
>>Does not accept donations.
Not even remotely true. He's been running nonstop emergency donation drives for the last two years straight.
>>No follow/subscriber alerts
Subscriber alerts aren't on the video feed because of troll names but he used to do this. He still reads out every time he gets a sub.
>>No monetized videos
Not true
>>No facecam
Not true
>>Keeps circlejerky viewer-interaction to an absolute minimum
He spends the first two hours of every stream reacting to donation messages.
>>Literally just the video game
No!
i wish his name was more punnable
i'm good at puns and it just isn't
>noooo you cant enter a DSP thread and then not hate him even though he's done nothing to you
>please join us as we complain uselessly about a guy that plays games badly
I appreciate him exposing all the Sekiro scrubs struggling with Isshin.
How do you know all of this shit you dumb faggot? You watch him but hate him too, right? Fucking weirdo cuckfarm refugee
a lot of detractors actually get more views than DSP
>being a literal retard
Nice try false flagging detractor
by making videos about him
which was the point
anyways you'd have to be retarded to browse through every single one of his videos and streams just to get a 'gotcha' moment
fuck is this trash
Ba(a)sed
And they know talking about him is the only recognition they're ever gonna get.
>nooo please join us at discord as we attempt to raid his streams and donate money to give him insults that he wont even say outloud
>we have to stop DSP
absolutely based
Spotted the incels
It's hilarious how even someone disgusting like DSP can get laid but these losers can't so they go around spilling their grapes over anyone who even mentions women in any capacity lmao
>sucessful handsome brother married and with kids
he did all the work for me,
These gay ops are the reason he ain't going anywhere ever.
Must be very inconceivable, especially to those diehard mouthbreathers, but unfortunately, the guy that seems so plainly dumb, and gravely incompetent, has these internet intellectuals in a checkmate.
I recognize your posting style. You’ve been making this exact same thread for years now. Kys
Got to say guys, I was one of the "detractors" at one point but Phil is different now. His content is boring and there's nothing to really pick at anymore. The hatred for him has become insanely autistic and it feels like people are grasping at straws. It's time to move on, the 2012 DSP we all used to laugh at is gone.
I recognize your posting style. Your homosexual faggot who watches e-celebs
This is your brain on no sex for 30 years LMAO
>I recognize your posting style
That is the gayest shit. Pick an actual cool anime power next time.
Link to your spicy meme channel plz lulz!!!1!
This thread is so off-topic. Can we get a general ban on e-celeb threads please? Thank you.
Are you the guy? are you the GUY?
Get a general ban on these nuts
>gets irrationally angry over an e-celeb thread
>posts in it
DSP is retarded in a way that I enjoy watching. I'm not one of the Kiwi Farms dickheads, in fact I hate them a lot because their actions have led to him being less open about his insane worldview.
>DSP is better at Sekiro that all the from cucks on Yea Forums asking for help
Can't make this shit up
.
There’s other places to autisticly circle jerk with other faggots about e-celeb shit
My god...
>still angry
>posts a second time
Holy shit imagine the autism LMAO
WHy do you people like this fat retard? i dont get it. his streams are all low quality garbage with horrible content
>Hardest boss
>Jarpig shit
Come back when you've beaten Hibachi
He he xd pretending to like this fat INCEL is so le... EPIC!! KIWIFARMS BTFO LOL XDDDD
All of you chuds pretending to like dsp are getting posted to /r/SamandTolkiCringe
Upvoted!!
Fux pigroach hahah SNORT!
who /snort burnell/ here?
Yea Forums is obsessed with him
DSP is actually based. His streams are comfy and he laughs at/shits on the paypigs who donate to him.
yikes
I WANT TO MARRY SHORT-CHAN!!!!
Whaaaat, I never failed the mission!
DSP and his streams have been a major support to me and my family. Ever since I stumbled on his YouTube channel the life of my boys has been filled with joy.
Does anyone know if I can reach out to Phil, maybe he's allied with the make a wish foundation?
by being an average gamer.
most did it in 3 or less tries
>>finished more games than you
>ragequits most things he plays
(lol
>there are zoomers on Yea Forums that are cucked enough to shill for Phil
Holy shit, how can one man be so based
Someone get these gentlemen a one way ticket to COPEnhagen.
t.Zoomer
most games aren't worth finishing
you've seen everything it has to offer in the first couple hours. the rest of it is just going through the motions and if you're lucky it will have some shit story to string you along that is ultimately unfulfilling because most video games stories are trash.
WOW CAMAAN DOOD HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW AFTER SEVERAL HOURS OF GAMPLAY
>no u
Ok.
>this much backpedaling
Yikes
Old Man Phil Plays might be the best timeline, and we're rapidly approaching it.
cringe
Subscribe to my channel RekTGayMerzMeMx for epic dsp tihydp footage!
BASED. DSP telling detractors to fuck off because they are literally falseflagging SoJ faggots in disguise.
Retard.
You don't have to be married to have kids, if u weren't a fucking beta cuck you would know
Can ANYONE stop him?
DSP is so fucking based. Fuck Liquid Richard lmfao.
Yea Forums never hated him, he was always based.
contrarnism was a mistake
just delete Yea Forums, this place is unsalvageable
lmao
I DONT REPORT PEOPLE OR TAKE DOWN VIDEOS, NO TIME
This guy beat Sekiro?
That's some nice and cold pasta.
who /tevin/ here?
why is he so obssesed with phil?
This thread has been up for almost 5 hours. Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
Alright?
Okay?
Sounds good?
Fair enough?
Peak form
WingsofRedemption AKA Jordie Jordan is.
Jordie Jordan has been a gamer his whole life. He has a passion for gaming and shows this through his videos.His gaming alias is WingsOfRedemption.Through his honest nature, wings has built up the fan base you see today.
He knows his views go up when he's pissed off. That's why there's a lot more canned rage these days.
Just how deep is DSP lore?
>finished more games than you (you know it)
Yeah no shit, he's made it his "Job". If he didn't start getting better it just be sad at this point considering how long he's been a Let's Player.
>u
Nice try zoomer, you will pay your non-wife for your entire miserable life
>Admits like every 2nd stream that he gives 0 fucks about video games and only plays if he gets money out of it with streaming
lmao
Thanks for the (you)s, incels, you're way too shit to ever fuck, get married or have children, give up on your life
It's just low quality bait and shit posting, just ignore everyone who swings around the word "based" everyone here is a secret detrator, don't worry, no one is actually a fan of DSP because they would have just stayed quiet and given him money.
cope
How is Sword Saint the hardest boss ever? How is Sekiro even considered more difficult than Souls? I found it fairly easy, compared to Souls. A lot of fucking fun and still challenging, but nowhere near the struggle I sometimes had with Souls or BB.
Well I for one fucked your mom while you were busy aligning those quotes
Lmao fuken rekt
kek
Oh man, you sure showed me. Let me know when you've made money off of making an ass of yourself online and I'll give you a big tip as well.
epic :)
AND seethe!
Are people replying to this seriously and just not getting the reference or what the hell?
OMG SO IRONIC AND META XD
go back
...
MODS WHERE
>OMG SO IRONIC
Oh no no ononon
...
HAHA EBIC:)
go back
He inspires an entire thread of just the most childish shitposting, so you tell me. :D
How many times did he die to Owl(both fights)?
>go back and watch some awesome tihydp classic cringe
I think I will! l8r!!!1!
TBF you can't really pad out your stats to the point where a souls game gets easy. I saw his Sekiro playthrough, and he wasn't doing any worse than any other streamer or youtuber. In fact I think he was actually doing slightly better than some of the souls people like fightincowboy or vaati.
I have to hand it to DSP, he's come a long way from the time he was trying to beat the dark souls games by using the bow to cheese mobs.
Today I realized there's literally an entire cuck class of people on Yea Forums who pay DSP their monthly NEETbux and shill post for his channel daily.
Why tho? Why do you pay him your money? What makes you happy being financially dominated by a fat loser who everyone in the industry hates? Did it start as shitposting, but then you ironically gave him money to read a message or something, and got addicted? Why do you do it?
If you reply to this post without answering the questions, it kinda just means you're lying about it.
HAHA EBIC CONTRARIAN REACIONTARY UNIRONIC AND NOT-META LMAO XDD :
))))
How many hours did you spent per day while doing that?
>tranny
I am glad this buzzword is not catching on on Yea Forums.
I'm gonna go back, this place lowers my IQ with each post I read.
Ok bye tranny