Been in a coma since 2006, what's Jack Thompson up to now...

kinda

Dude, there's no way you were in a coma. If you were, your reaction to Trump being president would be much bigger.

Go back to bed, you’ll thank us when you look at games today.

Games didn't get censored, at least not for the most part. The Revolution became Nintendo's biggest selling console. Halo is mostly dead at this point but 3 was good.

Don't listen to /pol/ apparently thinks it single handedly got a president elected and now they infest every board with race baiting, identity politics and conspiracy theories.

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>censorship
Sony is doing it, Nintendo and MS while partnering with each other aren't.
>revolution
The Wii was their most popular console selling to normies, but the WiiU bombed.
>Halo
Cod has been dominating the market for ages now, but they're expeirencing turnout and battlefield games stopped being good. MCC is coming to PC with Halo reach through Halo 4. Avoid halo 5 since that's a dumpster fire. Infinite with its rumored 500mil budget and classic art style seems poised to reclaim the FPS genre.

Post proof faggot

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I'm surprised but not earth shatteringly, he ran in 2000 with some no name party.

no now its "trap" rap which is basically just them mumbling
also Soulja Boy made bootleg game consoles

Why were you in a coma anyway?

What makes you think I browse /pol/?

That's so weird that CoD apparently become a massive franchise, the first 2 games were decent but I thought they were medal of honor clones.

Bad car wreck, suffered several skull fractures. I'm paraplegic now and I can't even talk. At least my hands work.

Aha! How would you know what /pol/ is? /pol/ didn't exist until 2011.

It got replaced with trap, which has a bit of a different time signature and it sounds more abstract and "sad". No more party rap/rap metal/big beat like the early 2000s.

Cuz im not the OP retard

Medal of honor is kill, warfighter was the last one made years ago focused on special forces. They had a good run, but EA is a massive dumpster fire.

I'm not that guy, but anyway apparently /pol/ believes in actual white nationalism, and they say that left wing stuff is now mainstream and Nazism and right wing stuff is counterculture now. So fucking weird, are Christians not influential anymore?

CoD stopped being good at Black Ops 2, thats the short version of it.

EA is a massive dumpster fire with a lot of FIFA bucks so they arent going anywhere

Jack Thompson
>Thinks games make people violent and is universally hated and ridiculed
Anita Sarkeesian
>Thinks games make men sexist and sexually violent. Gets invited to talk in front of UN and countless game developers. Gets hundreds of thousands of dollars to make five 4 minute videos.
hmmmmm I wonder why

They believe anything that isn't them is left wing. Also they have buzzwords and will always use them to make a point. Needless to say they also use retarded frogposting or wojaks. 2015 destroyed Yea Forums.

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>are Christians not influential anymore?
Nope, that would be the muslims now with an increase of terrorism. Bin Laden bit the big one, al-Qaida and the Taliban are rarely heard of, it's now ISIS

The Obama administration was a catalyst for a greater cultural meltdown, and the left now has greater control over culture as a result. He got elected on a free stuff campaign.

To add to this, ISIS stands for Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, but they're also known as ISIL (Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant) and Daesh. They're basically the Diet Coke version of Al-Qaeda, but they've done their fair share of shit.

Because you clearly bought into their paranoid propaganda and think there is a racewar going on.

>B-but le border and the Mexican menace.
The border has been a hot topic issue since the Bush era, stupid.
>B-but the Muslim slayer.
Brevik was one of those before the RISE UP whities were a thing.
>B-but black lives matter and feminism ruined my vidya games. Emperor Trump is here to return white protags.
There's your boogieman you paranoid meme parroting transretard faggot.

He wouldn't know who Anita Sarkeesian is you dumb fuck.

I saw that apparently Bioware is owned by EA now and a lot of people say they're shit, what happened?. Did Mass Effect end up being any good? I was really hyped for that after KotOR and Jade Empire.

Hatred towards Islam in modern NA society continued up until around 2008. After that there was a handful of terrorist attacks here and there and all of a sudden a new narrative came out saying it was all the West's fault and our reponses alienated modern muslims. After the rise of nu-atheism Christians lost pretty much all influence they had- I still remember Bill Nye vs Todd Akin like it was yesterday, and you wont see shit like that anymore.

If you were a liberal before, you are a Republican now. Democrats have gone full "kill whitey."

Gay marriage is now legal. Weed is legal in many states, and immigration has spiked.

A black guy was president.

Wars in the Middle East are over in a conventional sense, but we are now dealing with small incodents of terror in almost every Middle Eastern country, so we have bases everywhere.

Halo lived up to the hype, but Bungie left so Halo 4 and 5 were made by new people and they are kind of disappointing.

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim was probably the game of the decade for the 2010's.

Nintendo is still typical Nintendo. PlayStation is still PlayStation, but Xbox seems to have no identity anymore as its exclusive games are lacking and being milked from series which peaked around the time you went to sleep.

You missed Call of Duty 4 and Modern Warfare 2, which were peak dudebro and honestly really fun.

>not posting the updated version

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Ok discord tranny sorry for having the wrong opinion

And even then ISIS doesn't really exist anymore.

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Mass Effect 1 was good by 2000s RPG standards. 2 was good and recieved critical acclaim. 3 expired too quickly and the ending was dissapointing, and probably the result of competing visions by its new game director

How does Skyrim compare to Oblivion and Morrowind, I got through part of Oblivion before my coma.

Mass Effect stopped being good right up until you get back to earth in 3. Don't let retarded contrarians tell you "only the first one" is good.

EA fucked up alot of things post-3 though. Also Dead Space is dead now because EA Just up and decided we dont want it anymore.

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It's not entirely wrong, it's just shit.

Personally, it's a fun game but not a very good RPG. An absolute monument to modding capabilities.

What's Dead Space? I looked it up and it looks like a weird mix of System Shock and RE4

1st and 2nd one are third person shooter horror games.
The 1st one is more "alien" while the 2nd one is more "aliens".
Third one is garbage and should be avoided

>Nintendo Revolution
No, they changed it to the most shitty name you could possibly think of and became a big casual console for grandmas across the world

Not him but dead space also ended after 3. There was going to be a 4 but it never happened obviously. 3 had an epilogue DLC that takes place after the main story and has an "everyone dies. ending.

Bin Laden is dead too, EU spread it's cheeks for open borders for Islam, and western culture is now more blatantly beholden to the interests of bankers where the actual credibility of the MSM has been dying.

>bankers
Why's my dog acting strange?

OP, what does it feel like coming out of a coma?

Speaking of system shock, we're getting a remake of System Shock 1 and System Shock 3. The remake is coming out next year.

Also the middle east is flooding into Europe and it reaching replacement level for the natives.

I loved the shit out of it, but it has drawbacks. The combat system is dated and it has less magic, skill, and armor crafting.
The atmosphere was greatest of all time, and the modding community was fuck huge. That is why it was game of the decade and people are playing it years after its release. Funny enough I just played Oblivion recently for the first time. I recommend you try to finish it.

Mass Effect was a well respected series until 3 and Mass Effect: Andromeda is like one of the worst games ever. Alot of people loved 2 though and some say its one of the best games created.

I straight up thought I was hallucinating, and I couldn't really move.

In the UK we have grime. Here's a pretty good song although it's a few years old by now.

youtube.com/watch?v=_xQKWnvtg6c

Is it like sleep paralysis then?

go back into the coma for another 13 years

Did you feel a passage of time?

Kinda I think, I never had that but it sounds similar.

There's a lot of misinformation about this; it's nowhere near reaching replacement levels. For example, Germany has the highest percentage of immigrants. Germany has 82 million people living there, and of those 82 million, 12% were born outside of Germany, AND most of those 12% were born in other European countries. The highest number of non-European immigrants to Germany were from Turkey, and the population of Turkish immigrants in Germany is only 1,000,000.
There's a lot of right-wing fearmongering, but if you actually do the research, it's nowhere near as bad as you'll hear people say.

im surprised you didnt noko your thread m8

Imagine the fucking bill for a dude who was in a fucking coma for 13 years holy fuck

No that's some demon shit

No, feels like waking up the next day, you have no perception of time

How did you feel once you found out it's 2019?

>the bill
Nevermind that.
If this were real it'd be insane and probably make news.

Fucked up, I thought people were joking, it did not feel like 13 years.

Have you heard of Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

That sounds rough. Any friends or family visit you?

Nope, why?

Even though it’s most likely bait imagine losing thirteen years of your life how old were you op?

I'm sure they did but I don't actually know though my family came as soon as news came that I came out of my coma.

there's that one dude who had a 19 year coma and actually was able to wake up from it, and then the little girl who was in a coma for 37 years but never woke up and eventually died soon before year 38

I'm pretty sure noko never appeared when used and if he put it in the options field (the only other field that's not name or post) that it would still not appear. Testing it now, but he might have.

Cuz you missed out on it. It was this stupid book series that started in the late 2000s, and the author's still making books today.

I was 26, so I'm only 39. I guess it's not that bad besides being mute and paraplegic

How is this relevant user. Are you a fan ?

Sometimes I think I wouldn't mind going into a coma for a few years just to have a kind of rebirth, but threads like this make me seriously reconsider. Things got fucked over the past decade.

Oh, and Mata-Nui was a giant robot from the start. The island was camo over his face and Metru-Nui was in his head.

In your coma, do your dreams feel like one long dream or is it always changing? Do you remember any dreams?

If you're gonna start using Yea Forums, expect to see a lot of this guy.
There's also his friend Pepe the Frog.

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This guy is wrong. France is 25% Muslim at this point and it is only getting worse.

Assuming this ain't b8(it probably is) look up Remy LaCroix and have yourself a giga nut desu. Anyone who's been in a coma that long deserves it

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Should mention that Pepe is now a symbol of white supremacy because a bunch of hicks in red hats couldn't stop drawing a Klan hood on him in MSpaint.

It's all gone to shit.

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its been so long that I forgot if i have to be honest

I chose not to mention that because I refuse to let those idiots ruin a beloved classic.

Fuck niggers and fuck you faggot. Day of the rope can't come soon enough

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Don't forget by 2050 the Muslim population is expected to triple.

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Oh yeah, there's also this game called Undertale. Look it up.

>2012 is now as old as 2005 was back in 2012

>25% muslim
their military is over 50% muslim

Thanks for reinforcing what I said.

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What was the accident like? Once it happened did you just black out instantly?

There is now an entire board dedicated to my little pony

Only thing that's being reinforced here is that you're definitely reddit

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do you remember any coma dreams you had? or nah?

Don't even introduce him to THAT rabbit hole.
Ah, fuck it. There's a new My Little Pony show (which is FINALLY ending this year), and it has a sizeable fandom of adult men who both own the merchandise and draw porn of the characters.

I think things can be summarized as the following: the world became a complete hellhole after 2010.

Didn't the new MLP come out in 2010? I think OP wouldn't know about that.

That reminds me:

Hey op, tuxedos and cigars are the new fedora/trilby. I can't remember if that phenomenon was going back in 2006 but it's what pimplefaced autistic teenagers started wearing to feel adult and mature until the public humiliation kicked in. It's like smoking but they're too chickenshit to touch a cigarette.

>the world became a complete hellhole after 2010.

I think the times between 2010 to 2012 were alright.

Halo 3 turned out to be one of the few games in history to actually live up to the hype.

Also, you know Marvel Comics the creators of the X-men and Spiderman? They went off to make movies of their own and made enough bank to allow Disney (who bought them) to practically own Hollywood.

There have been like 4 more Star Wars movies.

Nah, that was the period that started the smartphone-social media hell we're living in right now. That's also when the Internet started getting normiefied, thanks to said devices as well as Reddit becoming a big player on the Internet. Plus that was also the period where My Little Pony and Justin Bieber were most popular.

Hate to tell you OP, but if you didn't fall into a coma, you would have had only about four good years left.

He's probably at least familiar with the franchise

I will say that 2010-2012 weren't AS bad as now, but they marked the beginning of the decline, at least IMO.

Jesus christ you guys are all gullible fucking morons. Half of you are taking this as a way to autistically give an overview of the last 13 years, and the other half are taking the bait assuming this is actually a guy who came out of a coma (and his first thought was to come to Yea Forums) instead of the reality that it's shitpost thread #983458937

anyways props to OP, i'm going to steal this as a bait thread later on

>I think the times between 2010 to 2012 were alright.
Then the gamergate happened

ok

And Disney owns Star Wars now, and they were stupid enough to crank out several mediocre-to-bad movies within the span of a few years. The OG trilogy crew isn't ever getting back together because Harrison Ford had Han killed off before Luke came back, and then Carrie Fisher died. Luke got character-assassinated and then killed off.

I suspected that OP wasn't being honest, but I decided to respond as if he was because, well, yeah. I wanted an excuse to give a history lesson. But also because in case he was telling the truth, it's good to be helpful.

I worked on the admin side of a medical debt collection company. After enough time, medical debts come off your credit report. It will take 4 to 10 years depending on the state, but it's often easier to wait out rather than pay off. If you have a huge medical bill you know you'll never pay off, then get any credit you need (for a car or house. Not sure if student loans are affected) and just prepare to live without credit for the upcoming years.

Dispute it if you want, but do so early. I think disputing these debts can reset the clock. There are also plenty of lawyers (cheap and expensive) who specializes in disputing medical debt. It's with the money to consult with one, try to dispute, then make sure the waiting plan will work

The guy went to coma just 1 year after Revenge of The Sith came out.

or just live in the civilized world where health care is taken seriously

>force awakens
>rogue one
>solo
>last jedi

The Clone Wars cartoon had a theatrical movie.

Despite being the only actor of the three no longer alive, Leia is still appearing in the movies.

Irony's a bitch.

I'm scared that OP might not be trolling and he really was in a comma since 2006

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Oh yeah, let's catch OP up on celebrity deaths.
Michael Jackson-Dead
Farrah Fawcett-Dead
Nancy Reagan-Dead
Elie Wiesel-Dead
David Bowie-Dead
Prince-Dead
Gene Wilder-Dead
Stephen Hawking-Dead
Stan Lee-Dead
Adam We (FAMILY GUY REFERENCE XD)-Dead
Chuck Berry-Dead
Robin Williams-Dead (suicide)
Heath Ledger, oh wait you probably don't know him too well-Dead
Whitney Houston-Dead
Donna Summer-Dead
Gary Coleman-Dead

If I'm missing anyone, feel free to add.

I'm actually at the point where I would take back stuff like MLP, Reddit meme comics, dubstep, etc over all the political fighting the whole Internet is flooded with now.

Just in case you're wondering OP:
Half Life 2 got Episode 2 and it ended on a cliffhanger.
Episode 3 is still not released to this day.

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If he was he'd reveal a little more about his situation

R. Lee Ermey died, also Art Bell died

How are you coping with that?

Oh yeah.
Also Steve Irwin, Alan Rickman, George HW Bush and his wife Barbara, and Debbie Reynolds.
Sadly not Kissinger.

>Nintendo isn't done. Their latest console is doing good.
LOL

TAKING MY ARMS
TAKING MY LEGS
TAKING MY SOUL
LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELL

Fuck off kid, its called having fun.

I agree. Apparently that would fuck with MUH FREEDHYMS though

I imagine he's jacking off if the dick still works

>Video games crashed. NES wont bring back gaming.
NINTENDO IS FINISHED!
>Sega does what NintenDON'T. SNES is shit!
NINTENDO IS FINISHED!
>PSX is better than N64.
NINTENDO IS FINISHED!
>Gamecube is underpowered and Nintendo is third place this generation.
NINTENDO IS FINISHED!
>Wii. LOL waggle shit for casuals!
NINTENDO IS FINISHED!
>Wii-U is a failed console.
NINTENDO IS FINISHED!
>Literally (you) about the Switch.
NINTENDO IS FINISHED!

Say it again, Snoy.

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TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEECH
...
PLEASE GOD WAKE MEE
*CAN'T WAKE UP*

Steve BlowJobs

There's plenty of threads like this that are actually fun, the "it's the year XXXX what are you playing?" have always been around, but this is just one attention whoring retard trying to get as many (you)s as they can from a bunch of gullible orbiters

You can't compare anything to sleep paralysis. That shit is straight up demonic shit

OP. Tell me what do you think of this?

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Who the fuck is "Farrah Fawcett", and who the fuck is "Elie Wiesel".

Anyway, here's some more to add to your list. I googled it and here's what I came up with.

Brittany Murphy
Patrick Swayze
David Carradine
Leslie Nielsen
Dennis Hopper
Bernie Mac
Isaac Hayes
Paul Walker
Pete Postlethwaite
Carrie Fisher
Ryan Dunn
Amy Winehouse
Tony Scott
Anthony Minghella
Michael Clarke Duncan
Roger Ebert
James Gandolfini
James Avery
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Joan Rivers
Harold Ramis
Chester Bennington
Stephen Hillenburg
Satoru Iwata
Chris Cornell
Alan Rickman
Irvin Kershner
Nelson Mandela
Muhammad Ali
Leonard Nimoy
Harper Lee
Lou Reed
Debbie Reynolds
John Hurt
Steve Jobs
George Michael
Paul Newman
Charlton Heston
George Carlin
Michael Crichton
Richard Attenborough
Christopher Lee
Hugh Hefner
Burt Reynolds
Verne Troyer
Aretha Franklin

There are many more, those are just some of the more well-known ones.

Farrah Fawcett was a model who was in the show Charlie's Angels, and Elie Wiesel was a Holocaust survivor who wrote the book Night.
Why do you even need to ask me? You can just use Google.

I'm just pointing out that I've never heard of them before. Then again there will probably be ones from my list that others haven't heard of, although I've heard of all the ones I included, which is why I included them.