MK

>All woman are covered head to toe
>Literally all men are wearing exposed clothing.
Why do gays keep winning

Just watch different people playing if you're adement on learning, "Pro" style is not fun.

I want him to do good, but he will be a fucking jobber in the story mode again and do absolutely jack shit again
Both him and his past self. I can see why they brought him back, and it's to be a double fucking jobber.
Its not fair. Can he have a decent role for once?
Kotal is probably going to be a shitty jobber too, fuck

At least, Johnny Cage went from jobber to Chad. Maybe there's hope for Kano.

Post the full pic

Line item number 5 on the gay agenda literally says "Kill all video games"

What did they mean by this?

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No one can beat The Greatest Man The Ever Lived

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Where's the guy who leaked everything yesterday? He said he was about to reach chapter 4 where you get to play with frost and left without trace

Does anyone actually like kano? He keeps popping up like a bad penny, and i've never seen anyone be like "Oh yeah Kano, i like playing as him"

Same for Kitana.

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i wanna swirl my tongue around in his bellybutton

Based Kanbro

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lol mad cuz ur shit lizard didnt make it

Kano main here. The only people who hate Kano are ninjafags and waifufags.

Which are you?

surprisingly shit art considering it's rnarccus
i still want him to suffocate me with those sweaty tiddies

I might get it on the switch because most online Nintendo players suck mega balls at every game

Because skimpy dressed male characters doesn't hurt anyone's feefees.

I love Big Daddy Kano but nah, I don't play fighting games anymore.

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Bringing more male power and sexual fantasies to males is the same as "kill all video games"?

i hate reptile too. Shitty jobber faggot who's basically a sub zero with a juggle orb instead of a freeze.

I'm a mileena main. That girl has an answer for everything, but long punish windows.

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>He's never been good looking enough to walk outside without a shirt, breaking ZERO laws and get people rubber necking you constantly.

Insecure, shitbody males should be confined to their homes until they improve themselves.

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I guess. Oh well, I at least like one of their redesigns

not him but I think male shirtlessness depends on the country plus where you specifically are outside
eg: in britain you'd probably get done for indecency

typical overdesign

>Britain.
That's not a surprise, sharia law even applies to men. LEL!

You are so full of shit. Post a shirtless pic with time stamp faggot

How?

As long as you're willing to, we'll call it a fair trade.

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I only pay attention to MK for being able to ogle Kano. He has the perfect physique.
I don't buy or play the games though.

I’m not claiming to have a body that causes rubbernecking. I’m not fat but I can admit I’m not in shape either

>I'm not in shape either.
To gulag.

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Been a Kano main since MK1

Yes preordered, cant wait until next week.

I want Kano to cannonball into my hole

Fuck you man, I’m workin constantly. I ain’t got the time or energy for that

wheres the shirtless pic tho,,,, please

>replay MK: Deception
>every female has giant breasts

I just wanna go back to the good ol days

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Johnny Cage is an underrated daddy

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>Errol Black milks Reptile for his poison cummies and that's why Reptile isn't in the game
:(

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Well, he did become a daddy.

Why is kano young again? Is this the power of SS + GOMAD? Can someone please explain the timeline to me because I'm really fucking confused

>shitty PS2 MKs
>"the good ol days"
I mean don't get me wrong user, the tiddies were good but let's not get too crazy here

This game's story revolves around a character fucking with time, causing past versions of characters to come to the current timeline.

>tfw tank top weather is finally here
I'm so fucking glad to be rid of wearing a hoodie every goddamn day

>fighting games
>story
Lmao

auto strings lead to specials that allow you to extend your combos further basically

most likely, top tier daddy
can anyone konfirm if the new krypt is some mini konquest? I just miss Deception's konquest

I’m not sure uncle kano, should I get pc or ps4 version

haha mate you couldn't be more wrong. whenever it gets above 18c all the chavs get their tops off and walk about with stellas in hand.

>mfw walking nude in the showers/locker room at the gym making all the dudes thirsty

Good feels

More vidya male characters should have big tits like the ones in MK.

Don't want to sound like a boomer but does MK still retain anything from the 16 bit games aside from the characters names? I miss that they were a parody of b rate martial arts and action movies, no seriousness, fatalities were funny, now its like watching a hollywood movie with out of place gore and humor

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A couple of references here and there is all you get, not sure if story mode take itself too seriously since I never played them and just go online

I love that pic

I mean there's usually at least one in fighting games, but it's normally only just one

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