New marathon announce, anyone else hype? Let's talk about speedrunning.
Speedrunning thread
might check out to see how many ACTUAL women show up
what did he mean by this exactly
I can't wait for them to make terrible times in every single game and have the majority of attendees to be ((women))
>Let's talk about trannies.
Fixed.
You made this thread knowing that precisely none of the discussion will focus on speedrunning and entirely be about all transgenderism. Not fucking vidya.
I like how the mascot is a hyena and female hyenas have dicks
What's your favorite speed game? I like Souls runs.
not a single person in the event will have a vagina
name a single thing Skeet did wrong. No, don't worry I'll wait here
>female hyenas have dicks
so, in other words, this is full of trannies. Good to know.
unironic LOL
>Female Hyenas have dicks
6th post best post
>all-MENTALLY ILL TRANNIES
FTFY
What is the Schedule, Runners and Games?
I mean, they have the most boring fucking vanilla choices in the announcement, but there must be SOME good games right?
>an all "female" speedrunning event
Fucking WHY first of all
Old Resident evil runs are my jam.
what do you mean they have dicks
>women
Fun fact.
A group of trannies is called Discord.
all [[[[female]]]]
Why not?
kek
>Zelda
of course
As expected, gamers being fucking sexist again.
'All female"... Will probably end up being ALL TRANNY.
that isn't a dick
They're clits not dicks. yes it's two different organs.
That's actually their clitoris that's like, super-expanded.
That's pretty hot.
And before people get triggered, i mean good as in "Good speedrun game gives a entertaining fast run and havn't been done to death at previous events", not good for when you play it yourself, though there is overlap, they announced with 7 hours "speed"run, a game that was just released and probably doesn't have a very good route yet, and babbys second speedrun-watch.
>all female
Unzips dick
>realize they are "female"
Zips dick
Yea Forums - Animals and Penises
90% of them play Mega Man which is a lame speedrun at this point. That one dude that did that really hard fan game at this year's AGDQ was cool though.
so males arent allowed to compete? thats sexist
RACIST TRANSPHOBIC MAGIC 8 BALL
WELL Mike you mean you DIDN'T KNOW? FEMALE HEYENA HAVE LONG STRINGY DICKS
then what are all the dilation stations for?
Can I make an all male speedrun event? Would love a sausage fest.
no one knows why they have 8 inch clits though. It's one of those mysteries.
sauce
that's NASA
You cant use an example of an animal... of 1 fucking animal and somehow make the claim that just because a female hyena has a dick. That a human WOMAN has a dick.
>has had multiple gfs
>had sex before and always has condoms ready
>works hard to support his mom
>top paper mario speedrunner and well respected among the community
Reminder that Chibi is actually based and more successful than 99% of Yea Forums.
imagine the smell. A bunch of women and "women" with bad hygiene
>"all female"
>every attendant is a man with a rotten hole where his cock used to be
"Female" only. In other words, the event will still have mostly an attendance of biological men with maybe 1-2 actual women. Now that's progressive.
>yfw there's an emergency at dilation staton #4
Isn't that just AGDQ?
He didn't. just said he liked that they choose a penis monster for a mascot.
Killing Bites.
Pretty much Bloody Roar the Manga.
stinky days
Not even, you don't have to actually remove anything. Just wear grandma's clothes and take up the most obnoxious female name imaginable and you're good. (Yes, I'm talking about you, Claris.)
Yes, it's a long clit, but they can make it harder like a dick and socially use it to assert dominance, as they are larger and more aggressive than the males and hyenas form matriarchies.
Source: my ass, but look it up. I remember seeing it somewhere.
This is why nukes are illegal
Why not? That's already kinda the case, though.
"""Female""" discussion aside, the goal of that is clearly to get more girls interested in speedrunning by showing them there are girls in the community.
You might think "well, if that's all it takes they're probably not going to stick around", but there's no harm in trying.
to check mine
somethings going on behind the scenes.
the last GDQ wasn't as pozzed as the prior one. looks like there may be some sort of compromise.
I've always thought clits were basically feminine dicks, anyway.
There are women out there with REALLY big clits and like, they really are basically cocks.
Do they really? i think it was more that Proto specifically forced himself into everything Mega-related because autism.
Honestly i wouldn't mind if they threw in a BN/.EXE speedrun, god knows RNG doesn't really fly as excuse anymore when they done other RNG based games, i guess the BN runners are just sensible enough to not make people suffer though one, unlike other RNG Reliant Game Runners.
From what i got it is a upcoming mini event before SGDQ like GDQ Express/Harvey Relief/God Of War Done Quick, etc.
>anyone smell copper? what the fuck is that?
I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been tricked into watching trap porn.
>all-""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""female-""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
they don't have dicks
they just have some fucked up meat tube that the babies rip open
Arby's forced them into a "No Freaks" contract where they couldn't be sponsored unless the number of trannies on screen was three or fewer during their advertising block.
Thats right user thats why you can put cocks in your mouth and not be gay.
41% fatales
I have a feeling it will be more "Any% Fatales" though, so you are kinda generous.
But does he like that jump?
I hope to God this event will be overrun with horrendously non-passing trannies who get into constant fights with the actual women there and from it a golden age of TERFdom is born. It will be a masterpiece of human disgrace.
based Arby's
having an enlarged clit is an actual like, medical thing you can end up with, and it really does look like a dick. Something like a small, skinned dick, but a dick, all the same. You can look this shit up, and I don't mean on pornhub.
>Sekiro
>DNF
>all female
yeah, sure thing, give me a fucking break.
a clit is biologically the same as a penis, they just change in the womb depending on hormones. that's why there's scientific consensus that going down on a woman is not only beta but also considered homosexual.
Nothing will ever top OoT for me. The amount of understanding of the game as data and its behaviour within the hardware of the N64 is pretty baffling.
>if I trigger this warp and cancel it, empty this bottle and backflip out of the room then it loads the final level
Madness.
Is Goose still the biggest incel in speedrunning?
Also is NASA still pretending to be a thing?
That’s a sharp fang.
i've seen that shit
magic to us mortals
he's still making videos, they couldn't stop him. based goose lives forever
its this current year 95% Trannies and cross dressers at least
no it isnt you fucking homo
what real men do is just fuck other men so then women cant control you like a beta
Can I have an all-cishet male speedrunning event?
NOT sure if i wanna see how these chicks and """"chicks"""" butcher a patrician tier vidya like FF VI
nice try faggot, go back to gayddit
haha good one
Makes me think
>not entering a passionate sexual relationship with yourself so you can't run the risk of anyone else having control over you and beating the shit out of anyone who propositions you
beta detected
>All those replies
Not even kidding, being 100% real with you right now
Fuck gaming
Time to find a new hobby. These fuckers are beyond mentally ill. When and why did video games become about this.
Fuck gaming, fuck the industry, fuck Yea Forums
I'm finding a new hobby and board. /tg/ sounds nice.
Why do trannies live rent free nowadays?
triggered /pol/yp :D
Really, all the Zelda games have been played to death at this point.
Can't stand watching another 3D Zelda run where most of the game is skipping backwards, "Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya" sounds, and OoB clipping.
At some point, someone will just spend an hour doing nothing but smashing button inputs and wind up in the credits screne.
>those profile pictures
jesus fucking christ the jokes write themselves
jesus christ, those things want to represent the females in gaming?
This reminds me of that Riot womens only event. Where you create a women only event so then predatory men can prey on them to get their dicks wet.
>trannies
>live
not for long fren
>bunch of dudes complaining
>anecdotal evidence
wrow
fucking clown world, man
Heh, heh,
Riddle me this, batman... how come trainnies get to both dilate and die early in their lifetime?
imagine how much brainwashing you need to not immediately recoil in disgust when seeing these people.
Enjoying the corporate jingle a little too much, otherwise everything was Jimmys fault.
In his mom's basement, lmao. Dude is career poison to everyone involved with him.
This is going to be the best shitstorm of the year. I can’t wait to watch them implode and tear each other apart
fucking lost
the magic number is 41
This.
I dont know why anyone on Yea Forums would be upset over this free entertainment.
>icon us a zyena
>female hyenas are known to be almost indistinguishable from males and give birth through a feminine penis.
MY SIDES. Why font they call ot wat is? Its just a tranny only speedrun event.
I'm gonna need a source because that's hilarous
Imagine someone gave you a free meal, but it was served to you by clown demons. and you're forbidden from pointing out that they are clown demons.
nothing is free
I'm pretty fucking open minded and I still get weirded out when one particular """woman""" takes my order at a restaurant I like to go to. It's just weird to me, like, what would drive you to do that?
check the farms m8
Fuck off, mobileposter.
Speed running is pretty autistic but I am interested in this because I think it's going to be a huge clusterfuck and it'll be hilarious to watch.
Kiwi farms fags shitposting about trannies, I'm shocked.
i cant even imagine how sub only the chat is going to be
Looks at these Twitter replies, holy shit are all weebs secretly trannys?
What if they're just clowns? And what if we get to call them clowns unless we really want to chat with other people who take clowns deathly seriously
Yeah I've noticed that something like 70% of trannies use little anime girl avatars. It's creepy as fuck.
And the guy who made it got fired less than 2 weeks later.
Poetry
Tthe great part about the speedrunning community is that the women get their dicks wet as well!
I have no clue, but it looks like mental illness. However the doctors decided rather than find a treatment, they think the best course that all of society go along with the delusion and encourage their fantasy; offering them irreversible operations and hormones to seal-the-deal.
Most people that are open minded are empathetic toward other people suffering, but what is being asked is exploitative of peoples' empathy. This normalization of abnormality is doomed to fail as they keep pushing for further and further concessions and absurd acknowledgements.
honk honk
You noticed that just now? been that way for a few years now, there is a reason you can disregard people using any SmugAnimeGirl.jpg.
This is a .png though so it is fine.
so the trannies are getting their own event or is it women who were creeped out by trannies?
thats accurate as fuck.
And nothing of value was lost.
>hyena
that's clearly a cheetah because they cheat their way to become women
What a HONK HONK
>For years people have claimed that anime avatars are usually go together with retards, insufferable people and other low tier human trash
>now turns out many are transexuals or trans supporters
Really activates my almonds
Its Proto trying to get attention once again. He's Brianna Wu tier. That was bound to happen after his whining tweets from last agdq.
>proto is leaving gdq
holy shit based
holly shit. nothing is ever good enough for these fucks.
This tranny don't understand that for GDQ they want people that know how to run the game somewhat decently. If some chick is good then she get in no doubt
imagine walking away from the only organization that would (presumably?) pay to put that fucked up face on camera
a mental illness rarely comes alone
looks like he was only running for attention.
good riddance.
From what i got of the reply chain the Trannies were among the people getting TRIGGERED about MUH SEGREGATION, so i'd reckon the later, with the vitriol being out of fear of possible disclusion, hence why i wanna see the runner/game list to verify if the usual suspects are in or not.
I think the brains behind it is that GDQmuffin person, not proto.
Does twitch have a clown emote?
fucking epic /pol/bro xD
>good riddance
You do realize these people ain't going nowhere right? Lol
>However the doctors decided rather than find a treatment, they think the best course that all of society go along with the delusion and encourage their fantasy; offering them irreversible operations and hormones to seal-the-deal.
Doctors stopped doing them years ago because they realized it was more a fetishistic behavior than anything else and these operations were more harmful to the mind and body than the patient than anuthing else, and another threatment for the issue had to be found.
Why do you think most people goes to taiwan to undergo sex change? Because unless you're going to a private institution doctors want nothing to do with it unless extreme liberal laws force it.
frjohnpeck.com
HonkaS
who cares about any of this
KappaPride would be perfect
I thought it was because it was cheaper over there. There's always a sleazy unethical doctor in the US that will do it, but they'll charge a shitload since none of their colleagues would sell their souls like that.
and these are the lovely female speedrunners
Nothing pleases me more than seeing trannies dabbing on roasties.
Trannies literally taking over every female space
DAB ON THEM ROASTIES lmao
Nobody ever has the data that matters, everyone just latches onto the statistic that reaffirms their bias. I'd be asking:
1) Rejection rate of males vs rejection rate of females
2) If the above rates are different, then erformance/times/notoriety of accepted runners vs rejected runners with their genders to see if there is a viable reason for this difference
My suspicion is that a higher proportion of female applicants are accepted than male applicants, and there's just much fewer female applicants. I'd be genuinely interested to know the truth.
>roasties
>he thinks any of the actual female speedrunners ever had sex
Society
Kek, fuckin lost
Yes you can. No one is stopping you.
because
Try this one instead
>"I am a being with a curious fate." I die early but also die late."
>everyone spam donating $0.41
>tranny wins
but frame fatale is the best option for women and trannies because now they will have a more welcome place for them plus is more beneficial for the organizers because having more events means more people to participate meaning more money
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""females"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
That fucker has beard stubble in his profile pic.
You know, I am 100% convinced that these "women" pull this shit as some kind of sick power game. They are losers for their entire lives, so then they put on a dress and don't make even the slightest attempt at passing, and essentially dare people to say something so that they can flip out and try to get them fired. It's the only power these sad fucks have ever had in their lives and they get off on fucking with people.
THIS shit is why people kill trannies.
It's cheaper, but it's so because there's no laws, basically.
In most first world countries you have to either drop a fuckton of money or have a psychologist give permission, and while the later may happen some institutions ban these if they feel they are too trigger-happy about it.
JUT JUT JUT JUT JUT JUT
Holy shit, Batman.
I'm just an avid gamer who rarely lurk forums, streams or events. I'm very, very, VERY out of the loop with this kind of stuff. Why is there so many transgender in gaming scene? what's the correlation here? There must be a reason "discord tranny" meme is even a thing, right?
its a psuedobenis gosh
it is the harsh true even other trannies are now agreeing with
He said vagina. Not a gaping hole where their dick used to be.
We know Proto is SEETHING over it at least, so it might actually be trans-excluding or purposefully keeping them low in ratio.
I mean, a man can hope. and even if there are no trannies that does not necessarily mean the girls will be cute and/or genuine or that the event will be good.
Mememagic+"I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL"
>This is a .png though so it is fine.
noice
Looks more like a leopard, sorry to ruin the joke
end result of anime
Hopefully TERF will shut it down
I watch ZFG's streams fairly often (he holds the record in the OoT 100% category if you didn't know, and he's always trying to best his record that he set in November last year). It's a cool run with tons of crazy tricks.
>all the Zelda games have been played to death at this point
They've been played a lot but new tricks are still being found. A couple tricks have been found in OoT just in the last couple of weeks. And this is a game that is over twenty years old, but people are still finding new things in it.
>At some point, someone will just spend an hour doing nothing but smashing button inputs and wind up in the credits screne.
The current OoT Any% run is already under 20 minutes, and yes it is basically smashing button inputs most of the time. It doesn't take you directly the credits though, you still have to beat Ganon. There is a way to warp straight to the credits but it's not the quickest way of finishing the game.
unironically, mega autist incel + porn + anime = tranny
Based Ritax
Clits originate from the same tissue as some of the layers of the penis that allow it to become stiff, plus both are erectile tissue.
So you can make the clit into the big clit
I hope we see more Benjamin Franklin at the next GDQ.
Any% runs are boring after you've seen a few runs and have had the tech explained. It's really cool the first few times though. Definitely going to vouch for watching 100% runs, as a lot more tech is shown and are more execution and skill heavy than any%s.
Randomizer runs are the new hotness though.
Change die late to dia-late and you're gold.
>Want to watch speedruns for background noise
>Typical speedruns are just the runner not saying anything
>GDQ runs are a mixed bag, where the commentary is really flat and boring, or the donation reading is cringey as fuck
>ESA has been a bit better in some areas, but each runner is different, so of course it's a mixed bag too
Oh good, it'll air a day after the end of my final.
>Has generic anime girl avatar
Why is this a sign of trannies
The only biological women in speedrunning I can think of are Skybilz and SayviTV (that German girl that plays Dark Souls). This will be just full of trannies, which I don't care too much as long as the content is good, but contradicts the premise with an agenda.
>anime avatar
The usual insecure bunch lol
Is this cutie going to be in? She makes the best infamous runs
tons of trannies in the speedrunning scene, probably because it takes no joke a certain level of mental illness to endlessly replay the same game, map, area your entire day for months on end.
It's also a very male thing to do, competitively replaying the same thing over and over, and it's not really appealing to actual women, so the trannies stand out.
Also they've brigaded the whole scene, basically as soon as a single tranny gets it's size 13 manicured foot into the door of an organization, it will make sure to recruit more trannies and then radically change the rules and institute a code of cumduct where you will get banned or kicked out of the organization if you're not "incluseive" and since most normal people think that you should be nice to one another they don't consider the actual consequences of the rules they've agreed upon. They take political control. This is also why I'll never institute a HR department at my small company.
Trannys are seething.
gdq become so big and policed they can't interact or joked like you expect a group of friends to do. now they have to have very sane humor most of the time
Oh god it would be so fucking juicy if 95% of contenders turned out to be ugly trannies, what a treat for us.
>transwomen are womenm it's literally in the name
I just make a playlist and keep them on rotation. 90% of them are from GDQs.
Do they just grab whatever they think looks pretty at some shitty thrift store or get clothes from their grandmothers?
You'd think for a couple of fags that like to pretend they're girls a lot, they would develop a slight taste in clothing and what goes together.
>WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME BILL?
>sick power game
that's all this has ever been
imagine having the ability to destroy successful people/businesses/organizations because they inadvertently offended you, or hell, said something that COULD have offended anybody. it's a head rush to know you have power like that
imagine being brought up by boomer parents who told you that you're important and you can change the world, only to grow up and have zero marketable skills and be a complete joke. you'd do ANYTHING to feel powerful, like you matter
Wait a minute... is this GDQ's move to get trannies out of the real events? That's actually genius. Now they give these ill dudes a space to do their stupid ass shit and they let AGDQ and SGDQ free of mental illness.
you know damn well that's gonna happen but doesn't mean it will be a complete failure, people will watch it just for laughs because they also want to see how many trannies will participate although who knows if people will be willing to subscribe to it
weaponized mental issues, huh? very scary to be honest. because any reasonable people who oppose them will be the "bad guy" no matter what.
It' s getting triggered for the sake of getting triggered.
or maybe their times were shit, their performance history abysmal, ran meme games, ran uninteresting games, used retarded exploit like cloning money for half an hour to breeze the game, etc
>Am male
>Have no intention of being transgender
>But want to start exfoliating and doing a lot of shit that probably only woman do
there is 'katlink' who speedruns re2 and new bioshock
yeah nice speedrunning "career" these people live
that's what people call metrosexuals or narcissistic
I don't care, I just want to laugh at freaks desu
is this the baste and redpilled thread?
it's more like weaponized identity politics but sure, everyone that disagrees with them is a non-person that should join them or be erased
If spreading hate is 'redpilled', sure.
>that semi bald one
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redpilled af
Haven't posted in a while, what did I miss with the whole 41 thing?
I'm sorry that people waking up to truths and then deciding they don't like something is something that you cannot allow.
based and curbpilled
it's only spreading hate to destructive symptoms of a decadent and weak western culture
is all correlation user, remember how years ago there was a push to lower the bar on beauty and body positivity? and then the ambiguity of gender and how you can be considered a woman if you call yourself one? well people now can tell you you are beautiful the way you are (if you are a woman or "woman") and nobody can say otherwise without having white knights to defend for you
More like this
>it's literally an online event
>nobody cares about hosting or attending this shit
So basically GDQ but with more mentally ill men, I would be surprise if 50% of the runner in that event are real females.
>be male
>exfoliate and take care of yourself
>look good
what's the issue big guy?
en.wikipedia.org
These freaks need our help, and not all these retards clapping for them saying they look great and slaaayyy.
All I see is 'satisfied with life' versus 'unsatisfied with life'. If that's what you were going for by posting this, great.
I mean, it depends more of what he was subjected to and how far his mental illness can go. But the general idea of that image still goes through.
Industrial grade autism+Behavioral contagion. All it takes is for one tranny to show up at GDQ and they all get knocked down like dominoes.
>cat person happy
Vs
>work slave
There's nothing wrong with taking care of yourself. While other "manly" men won't touch care products and look like shit, you will look better than most other people, if anything, for yourself.
I don't even use soap for my face anymore, only face wash gel. Same with shower gel instead of regular soap.
don't kid yourself, both are unsatisfied with life. Only difference being the one on the left has a 40% chance to kill himself and the right one 5%.
are you gonna let your kids eat candy for breakfast faggot? someone needs to curb retards from doing retarded things.
it's 'fostering delusion' versus 'contributing member of civilization'
You KNOW Felly @ Home was thinking the same thing but activated crimestop before he vocalized it.
>work is bad
>my happiness is validating my unhealthy delusions
Is she a qt? I think Skybilz has a comfy average girl cute kind of thing going for her, and Sayvi is straight up qt as fuck, as well as very skilled in her game.
There can be legit girls being good at speedrunning or video games in general, people just need to understand that it's always going to be rarer than men because of human nature.
why are all these coping wagies infesting my neet board?
>speedrunner was fun to watch until he started using a facecam
OH, WHY TALON WHY
You can be as weird as shit as you like but do it in private, nobody will accept the left dude except enablers.
ZFG has the best randomizer videos, enough skill and knowledge to keep things interesting, maintains a consistent internal rule-set to make the randomness matter, changes it up constantly always pushing the boundaries, and entertaining without non-stop meme spouting or screaming.
>Wamen only
Wew, i bet they'll put the men watching in the back too.
Fair points, I get that people like the Zelda runs. It just feels so overplayed to me that I've lost interest, even with the new tech.
Same goes for all the Zelda LTP randos; at a single time all the speedgaming channels have a tourny going on concurrently. There's gotta be other stuff; at least the Super Metroid Item Randos are sporadic and entertaining.
I guess it's just Zelda fatigue for me.
so when’s the all-male event?
I see it more about escapism and finding refuge among other mentally unfit people
I mean, I would probably have turned out even more retarded if as a kid, engaged in forums with more people that wanted to be dragons
this is it
European history month
This is why bullying should be legalized
they're not fucking happy they just put on antics and then have regular open mental breakdowns before killing themselves
this is why bullying should be brought back
I wanted to be a tiger when I grew up and didn't turn into a furry despite having internet access I did turn into a nerd kissles virgin tho
What kind of doctor purposely destroys health? I cannot think of any examples.
>Men have far, far more expectations to meet than women
>Women can literally just be housewives or stay-at-home moms
>If a man does it then suddenly it's a gigantic deal
>Men are supposed to be rough and rugged with a steady job/income with a house and a car, while women can be whoever they want
>Somehow women are the oppressed ones
pretty much this.
trans people are de facto incels.
they can't have real sex and no one wants to fuck these clown gargoyles.
>Implying we would be the ones doing the bullying
>Implying bullying does anything good and doesn't reinforce their victim complex and thus double down on their bullshit
Boy am I glad I only hung out on Animal Crossing and Smash forums and everyone was normal.
Technically, a penis is an enlarged clit. Since the Y chromossome kicks in after 3 months of pregnancy.
Show me the part of the Constitution that bans bullying.
hate is a valid form of criticism
people have a right to hate things
fpbp
This.
Don't you get enough shootings, my bois?
and fucking Andre the Giant right next to her
i was bullied and did the bullying, it helped me not to be a gigantic sperg which im glad
A clitoris does not have a urethral path.
The same way rational people have the right to call out haters for their idiocy.
kek
technically, it's not.
the one that prescribes you fentanyl
>Chibi
>works hard to support his mom
From what I've seen he's clearly overstayed his welcome in his moms house and she'd just love to kick him out asap.
so, if they allow mtf larping, would they allow ftm larping too?
Someone tell me how the FUCK can you speedrun FFVI, a fucking turn-based game.
A persons tastes are their own business. If you dislike me for my tastes, that too is fine, and your business. If you bother me with your opinion, you are infringing on my right to not be bothered by you.
FtM don't exist.
BASED
when’s bonesaw gonna speedrun at an event again?
that's fine.
i'd just prefer that we don't move to a "Like button" society where you can only voice approval of things and not be able to voice dislike.
It fucks with general social discourse.
>From what I've seen he's clearly overstayed his welcome in his moms house and she'd just love to kick him out asap.
He has, in the best, demonstrated that she is in a lot of debt and can't pay her bills without his income. Which makes he attitude toward his financial contribution so baffling.
Fucking old people.
That's sexist.
Same.
I befriended with those who tried to bully me after a few days and I started bullying literal spergs and socially awkward nerds. I feel bad now, I honestly didn't think what I was doing was bad at all. My bad.
>you are infringing on my right to not be bothered by you
A right that was 100% made up by you. Nothing factually says that you have the right to not be bothered by other people, if there is then I'd be delighted to see evidence
we all gotta fuck with them to some in one way or another
One of the few trans I know is a FtM
i know someone who is a ftm, and he's okay in my book, not radical nor in your face about his orientation
>you are infringing on my right to not be bothered by you.
How far do you have your head up your ass to think you or anyone has this right?
It's more or less a cloaca before the third month but it looks like an underdeveloped vagina more than a penis.
It technically is, after the Y chromossome starts producing testosterone, it changes the cloaca into a penis.
Yea Forums thinks it hates trannies, but I doubt there are many who hate these wig wearing fat dudes in dresses more than the actual pill chuggers that starve themselves on rice and salad every day chasing the dream of looking feminine
>top paper mario speedrunner
>well respected among the community
I
LIKE
THAT
JUMP
Oh fuck, if we have a right to not be bothered by assholes, then we can constitutionally remove everyone from Yea Forums that joined since 2014.
Based
good, that means we keep on dabbing on the tranny freaks
>organized by women
>90% Y chromosomes
He's probably Kirei Cake.
If you think it fair and well to bother someone because you dislike them, we come full circle to people "attacking" the rainbow crowd.
From my experience most of them are queer rainbow non-binary Tumblr unicorns that merely want the luxury of being both a guy and a girl whenever it's convenient for them.
To be fair, that's Pokémon speed runs. Arbitrary Code Execution runs are the most boring, unsatisfying shit
>unironically suggesting le farm is an actual source
please gib source
>the goblin avatar is the most feminine thing there
You choose to be here and participate in a community user, someone isn't choosing to bother you, you are choosing to be bothered.
Chibi might be a failure of a person, but I can at least give him props for caring about his mom. But really, if she's treating him like such a failure for supporting her then she should just get dumped like a wet rag.
The only reason anyone would even visit this trash heap is to be bothered by everyone.
What is this?
>41%
Tranny suicide rate
and that's the problem with most trannies, you have those vocals who ar putting a very bad image for the trannies who want a calm life, just like faggots and homosexuals
BASED
>You choose to be here and participate in a society, user
Fixed.
i thought it as 72%
he just mad cause he wasn't invited for the women speedrun shit
So Trannies are getting their own event?
and TASbot
I've seen this meme come up, but have no idea what its a reference to, what you mean by it here, or how it applies.
Yea Forums is explicitly a willing community of anons, barring literal marketers paid to be here.
yes and they're still mad
And they're pissed. They consider this "segregation" from the main event.
The clitoris is a vestigial penis dumbass, they're the same thing
>they're the same thing
Fuck off, Ben Franklin comes to the present to play games and you say that shit...
Some tranny is shouting in a nigger's face about how he's a woman and eventually starts shoving him, which he responds to by shoving the bitch over and stomping his head in. I can't find the original video to totally confirm this because some retards only have the payoff webm for some fucking reason.
If they're not separating cis females and trans females, it's technically all female.
But makes me wonder if they would exclude trans males.
you're not wrong ill give you that
>Men arguing with men over a female-only event
Kek
All the videos i'd seen were intentionally cut to make the tranny seem more "in the right" and "victimized", where it was verbally abusive, but it always cut the physical altercation that it initiated.
underrated
What is it called when a transexual runs at the speed of light? Time dilation.
Question, how do they provide proof that they are eligible to attend? If none is required, can't anyone just attend anyway? Would GDQ discriminate against, say, a man claiming to be a woman but wearing traditionally mens clothes?
I hear that a female takes 23% longer to do a speedrun than a man, on average
Anyone can differentiate normal men and mentally ill ones on sight.
Why can't we just go back pre social media where there wasn't any racism generally speaking but trannies were treated like the fucking weirdos they really are.
>he thought just lawyers were a thing
>government enforcing the common man's freedom
like when she-hulk here chimped out at Gamestop
17%
I wonder if you could just bs your way in by saying "I'm a woman" to every question but otherwise not even trying and being a total bro
user, i could throw a wig and dress after ordering something on Amazon and appear as "female" or mentally ill as the lot of them, my question was more about how the actual staff plans on enforcing something they themselves claim to be extremely subjective and variable.
Reminder that judo is the most based martial art because throwing someone against concrete is the greatest weapon.
Story? Did they just attack him or did he instigate it?
>she-hulk
I thought she was Macho Ma'am?
Yes, hello? We'd like to attend Frame Fatales.
>government enforcing the common man's freedom
tell that to british people
Only because you're actually mentally ill.
this is gonna be good
I'm sorry i'm sad.
Right this way, come, through the door!
*activates gas chamber*
being a tranny, im not surprised he instigated. these whackos think they can get away with it bybeing violent only because you don't agree with them
When do you think women will get fed up with trans people taking over and obtaining all their achievements?
Pretty sure that's Macho Man-dy
>insist that gender is diverse
>represent feminism with pink balloon as a hard signifier
How do these people not understand how hypocritical their own actions are?
this manga is so retarded
>look at that box
>its blue on the outside, just like the child is a boy
>its pink on the inside, because inside he thinks hes a girl
>but in the end, the core of his being is white
Whenever they admit that third wave feminism has little to do with equality.
>girls
>video games
BOOTH BABES ARE BACK
If hate isn't a good thing then why did we evolve it? It obviously benefits society.
He's gonna go postal
I always thought that 2nd wave feminism dealt with equality, 3rd wave dealt with power/supremacy and was quickly followed by 4th wave which dealt with deconstruction (e.g. the trans movement) as it saw the utility of it as a means of power
>"Hey were making an event exclusive to """women""" to give y'all some extra spotlight."
>SEGREGATION REEE STILL 90+% MALE REE
Oh gee, that may have to do with the fact that vidya is not only a predominantly male hobby, but that ratio gets even more skewed when the autistic dedication to speedrun a game with a time that isn't a complete joke is taken into consideration. The problem if you could even call it that isn't that there are female (actual) speedrunners being mass rejected, it's just that there aren't enough of them to begin with. It's just an easier out and is more lucrative for women (actual) to do vidya a la twitchthots or variety streamers. So the overwhelming majority will choose that over going autistic over a small pool of games.
Then again, I don't have brain problems so that could be why I understand it and they don't.
I'm surprised by the simple fact speedrunning exist and there are autist following it.
Funny thing is (s)he looked cute in the Youtube thumbnail. You can imagine my surprise once I actually watched the video.
>all female
Jesus christ, martial arts are awesome. The fact that people figured out how to use physics in such a way that you can flip someone with 6 inches an a few dozen extra pounds on you over their shoulder is amazing
It's that time again to post these edits
Nah.
2nd wave - gibs
3rd wave - Gibs
4th wave - GIIIBS
Oh thanks brah.
This is why you should never pander to these types of people.
Nothing is ever good enough and they'll ALWAYS find something to bitch about, no matter how contradictory or minute it may be. It's just a neverending ride of shit.
A lot of things have changed for humanity in the time between now and when those evolutionary traits emerged. Whether it's still beneficial is a pretty good question, really.
>Complain
>Maybe get gibs
>Maybe don't get gibs
It's a win/nothing situation. Why would they ever stop complaining? They can't lose, they can win.
No they haven't. No it isn't. Only dumbasses who think we've "moved past" evolution think that when anyone who actually pays attention can see that's very fucking stupid.
"Things" have changed, people have not.
Why is there so many mentally ill fuckers in anglosphere? you don't see this in the rest of the world. is this some kind of after effect of advanced society or something?
probably right
Turns out actually there's a bunch of Yea Forums users who score low in neuroticism and are not bothered anything at all.
>Proto is absent from last year's GDQ
>quality improves
Hm
i come here for the keks.
it's not like chan exists to celebrate culture rather than to critique it.
Like user said, his mom is dependent on him from what ive seen.
But its not far fetched to say theyre both crazy, apple doesnt fall far from the tree.
People who lack any strife in their lives seek to be non-conformist as a way of creating conflict.
It's not really any different than something like hippys or emos, other than the fact that society is bending backwards to accommodate them, and the medical baggage.
you think that this will ever dawn on him?
some moment of clarity. some protomagical epiphany?
speedrunning community isnt as well developed in other countires yet
Go back to your tranny discord.
who is the bald person? like never saw it again after this laugh riot picture.
naming itsself proto(type), as in initial usually failed/insufficient attempt, hasnt yet
why would anything else
so... literally first world problem? when your life is so good and convenient that you start searching and creating new problems.
I'm just here forever. You can try leaving, however if you do you will be bored shitless. There is an order in the chaos here that is both serene and manic at times, which as a result tends to keep the brain vividly active but also serene at times.
proto could do better
I assume @vithedeer is the one he's primarily fucking?
Yes.
nah this all female event might be his doing and his way to get his hooks in on the spotlight
quit calling trannies "actual women"
it's damaging to actual women
All "woman", no females user.
Although to be fair, we may get a run or two by actual, legitimate, vagina having, biological women.
Macho Ma'am Tranny Savage.
fpbp
He was in 2018 Winter, He was in 2018 Summer, he ran a game in Express, he was couch acting as announcer and would not shut up in 2019 Winter Megaman block, and it was consistently awful for all these instances.
What kind of narrative are you trying to spin here?
true. there's no place like it on Earth!
whats the original? Ive only ever seen the edit
>All-female
>Speedrunning
So.. all trans? Are there any actual females at all?
i think it's the same but with the criminal being a happy face. i haven't seen the OG for years.
Holy shit that painting is disgusting
It really is just a fetish for them
Greasy fat nerds wanna be cute little girls
The only passable one is Liz
Yeah it's retard idealists like who have thoughts like that, who either think that after an entire history of conflict and struggle Mumbuku in bumfuck Africa just happened to suddenly arrive at their "enlightened" egalitarianist post competition ideals coincidentally at the exact same time despite the fact that he grew up on the internet and Mumbuku grew up illiterate.
And of course when an "enlightened, educated post conflict humanitarian" meets functional, evolutionary logic based competition behaviour it's not a very hard logical exercise to figure out which side is going to benefit. The former is giving to everyone, and only being given to from the like minded. The latter is taking from everyone, and only giving to the like minded. And the latter will continue to take from the idealist fool because no matter what happens, the idealist fool will believe that eventually Mumbuku will arrive at their post conflict ideals and they can finally live in an enlightened world.
Do you think the idealist genuinely believes Mumbuku will be just as enamoured with the concept of "equality" when "equality" stops meaning "Mumbuku takes from you" and starts to mean "You take from Mumbuku"? Do you think the idealists will one day think the Mexicans will say "There are enough Mexicans in America now, we will respect Whitey and join together as one glorious society". I really don't know.
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>tfw I felt like I was pretty good at Link to the Past because I could get the master sword in about 30 mins
>the world record is like 1 hour
Speedrunning is a TRIGGER WORD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
I mean ladyboys and crossdressers have been a thing for centuries, these people are just degenerates trying to force their tranny cult upon others
do real women actually want to be apart of this clown show?
I'm sure the dickless want to get real women onboard to legitimize themselves as "one of the gals", but why would a real woman speedrunner want to be used as political prop?
I get where the TERFs are coming from when they say trans MtF are setting back feminism by allowing men to dominate their gender again.
Leftism. Cultural Marxism. It's pure insanity.
Nobody on Yea Forums is upset that the event is happening. Only trannies and their enablers are upset because Yea Forums is laughing at them.
>your event is still more than 95% male
Here's how you stop this conversation cold:
Stop calling them men/women/boys/girls.. and start calling them Biosex Males and Biosex Females.
Or in this case, all just Biosex Males i guess.
It might be talking more about big pharmaceutical in general, as well the American state of health care bankrupting people.
>speedrunning
trancels
Doctors make a lot of money prescribing Dr. feel good drugs, saying you need surgery when there are other options that are less harmful, also if you're an organ donor in ICU some doctors will let you die just so they can harvest your organs.
They get told prescribe certain medication, even if they don't think it will help and they have a better alternative at hand.
That's how it works here, at least.
Just have a radio show or podcast on as background noise
those have actual content
Biosex
>really makes you thinking face emoji
kill every last one of them
ignorance is bliss
It's funny because decades ago, baby boys were often dressed with pink rather than light blue as we're familiar with today.
At least, so I've heard. The association of color is arbitrary anyway.
I mean yes that's funny but use a scientific term. They can't argue it without being on the same level as anti-vaxxers who reject science as bogus.
I dare you to run this in the background and not be perturbed.
youtube.com
There's something about that HRT affected voice that's like nails on a chalkboard.
FF6 is broken and glitchy as fuck. Any% can finish the game in 7 mins or less.
That's where you're wrong. I hate both.
Who but you cares about something so pednatic?
RPG speedruns exist as lullaby material to fall asleep to.
No one actually sits through hours of this shit.
wait wtf
link pls?
the original NES Mario bros. is the only speedrun that interests me, it's about the most solved game I know of and that's just fascinating to me, considering I never thought a video game would ever be considered "solved"
they'll screech at anything that ruins their need to feel special and different
>when you whip your dick out
the ESA stuff gives me hope
More so than that disgusting croaky voice is the ridiculous "goth girl" fashion. Who the fuck above the age of 14 would wear that in public?
Is that Maral and Bunny? I thought they were hotter than that.
What ethnicity is this? (no memes please)
TERF's are unironically right
Its pretty hilarious that what progressives consider a hateful, fringe, niche of feminists are the only ones on track with what they want modern feminism to be about
The rest are getting their movement co opted by men disguised as women LMAO
Left is Iranian
right i have no idea
Why are tranny threads so fun bros
every single sentence ends with raising the pitch of the last word and it's infuriating
based twink ninja dabbing on trannies
Yep, FFVI is hilariously broken when you see the seams so it is less turn-based and shorter then people would think at a glance unless it is "Glitchless".
Delete /pol/.
That's a man, baby
Have sex
>the way every sentence sounds like it ends with a question mark
That's not "girly" or "cute," it's annoying.
Have sex.
>Proto is out of SGDQ
YES
YES
>US WOMEN CAN DO THIS TOO!
>they're all men
i guess women really cant do anything themselves
I noticed that almost every trans at GDQ talk like that. Is there a specific reason why?
Na, Sayvi is all woman.
Being a real girl adds like +5 to your hotness in the speedrun community. It's an untapped market, I don't know why twitch camwhores don't exploit it by now; they don't even have to git gud for the shekels.
>tfw you will never be violated by a female hyena birthing a child into your ass through its alien tube penis
why live bros
Because they think it makes them sound more feminine
It doesn't
Yes user they do
that's a california accent. people end every statement as if it were a question. fucking insanity
males are allowed as long as they wear a neon wig
their clits also have a tendency to explode during birth
imagine
look what you've made me do
is there a more interesting speedrun with history than OoT? That had even Japanese players find glitches through the years
im fucking dead
A fucking momo cosplayer for life
Not one single person in that pic was a woman.
who is this semen demon(male)
She's back!
This can't be a coincidence, somewhere the /ourguy/ infiltrator who made the suggestion is feeling pretty smug right now.
Very subtle, I didn't even notice. 10/10
TheSphereHunter
It's admirable of you to make a sensible post in this thread. I don't think you realize that pouring a glass of wine into a piss bucket is not going to do much, but it's admirable all the same.
I agree in that I don't necessarily see harm in events meant to support certain people who otherwise are not represented in an event type, but I don't necessarily like it here. I guess it's like, if you are a woman, and you are speedrunning, then why aren't you at the normal events? What is there that stops you from joining the "male-dominated" events? I mean, at least in athletics, there is a clear division made due to obvious physical differences. Is there some problem that causes women to not be larger in presence at speedrunning events?
Did Capcom know they gave review copies to a part time porn star? Or was that just all the more reason to give them out?
>Enemies can disguise themselves as allies
>why aren't you at the normal events?
because gamers are toxic
La goblina...
Your QUEEN has arrived. What game shall I speedrun
Also they are cliche, Cliches self reinforce their behaviour, that's part of what makes them cliches.
Truly the kali yuga
THAT'S A FRIKKEN DEMON!
it's actually painful to see what cosmo's done to himself
scary
didn't know "toxic" was a euphemism for keeping it real.
>normal reaction
>toxic
I wish I were a woman (the kind that's actually a woman) who was also super cute so I could attend one of these events just to make people butthurt.
Let's not kid ourselves
Only people with brain problems take this sort of stuff seriously/do it at all
Not him but that's true, I don't get why everyone is making fun of that statement.
>The clitoris forms from the same tissues that become the glans and shaft of the penis, and this shared embryonic origin makes these two organs homologous (different versions of the same structure).
cliques, I made the same mistake recently too
>really makes you thinking face emoji
I'm filing that one under Pokemon Go Creatures. Get that sad fuck some water, stat.
sanity is only toxic to the insane
>In which direction is it transitioning?
>Don't cater to them enough (i.e. give them every slot) they complain.
>Decide to create entire event just for them, they complain.
You cannot win with these mentally sperg lords.
No, we just have forgotten about it but we still live based on them, our entire lifestyle is based on the west exploiting cheap labour and ressources all around the world, do you think the US military and France go in Africa because shooting muslims is fun ? (Yes I know it is but its not worth billions) We do it because we need to fight to secure the ressources and mentain economic controll over those regions so they can continue to produce our shit.
Force and competition and hate and all thoose meanie things still and will always be employed in human interactions, period, there was never a point where we "moved past" and there will never ever be, and the day we completely forget about that fact is the day we fucking die, thanks got politics and militaries are still managing to do their job behind the screen of sunshine and rainbows.
I like speedrunning too!
>In which direction is it transitioning?
>The animation in the game is so good, it almost looks female!
>Mrs. Doubtfire PogChamp
>mfw
>lizstar the goblin
god damnit YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN
>The clitoris is a vestigial penis
Correct.
>they're the same thing
The fuck? They most certainly are not.
Good job giving mentally ill attention, so the 40% rate will drop down a little, Yea Forums.
You're true heroes.
i'm hopeful that it'll act as a sort of magnet to all the forced 'woke' shit and we'll see more GDQ's like Winter 2019.
fucking shotgun clitoris, that should be a metal song
Is this the guy who speedran life?
Metals sux and so do u
Would absolutely smash that asshole to be quite honest.
Holy fucking shit, it's Benjamin Franklin!
If you only your society actually had REAL life struggles and problems, these tranny and soiboi issues wouldn't have happened at all. everything is insane now. bizarre is now normal.
so is thing mad that since its woman only event that its not invited?
I actually never heard this backstory before, that's really sad.