What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch right now, user?

I don't play shit.

I just have more fun playing Paladins.

a man of integrity.
Blender > SFM

Should’ve started with a hotter image

>game made for thirsty incels and trannies
>"why don't you like it?"

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I got banned for spamming "Can I interest you in a snowball fight" and group up command

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Tf2 was always better, never even bothered with overwatch.

>blizzard paid shill making his daily overwatch thread

There are better games for me to play

i love The Widowmaker

Q key broke,W gets stuck making me walk forward to my death

It's really boring, like, I'm not even gonna shit on characters/controversy/blizzbongos

The game is just boring to play, if you have a lot of experience with other vidya, which I assume most of Yea Forums does, Overwatch just has no depth for the individual player. Why should you attempt to improve individually if you can become a complete master at movement and shooting within a few hours? The only thing that breaks up the tie is how strong your ultimate/team composition is.

>get banned for playing doomfist and typing "BLACKED" in allchat every time i kill a female character

the meme's were true

the archives mission isn't out yet

What? I do that shit all the time, never got banned. Maybe its just the US trannies that get upset over everything

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congratulations for alienating the fanbase with all that gay nigger garbage propaganda
have fun with your trash game you corporate bitch

what

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>NPC is too retarded to understand

color me surprised

*tips fedora*

sure thing discord tranny

FUCK YOU OVERWATCH POSTER
FUCK YOU

obsessed

You'll just end up rage quitting after getting paired up with retards for 5 matches in a row. Game is way too team dependent, plus the 6V6 format means a singe dipshit can sink the team. I would say they should try a 12V12 but the currents maps are too small for it.

I WANT WIDOWMAKER TO SIT ON MY FACE

dude gross what if she farts haha

>Try to generate publicity by faking an outrage with some butt pose on release
>Pay zoomer streamers to play your awful game for advertising
>Desperately try to appeal to guys with waifubait and to tumblr/ reddit/ whatever trannies with SJW crap
>Refuse to publish your embarrassingly low player counts
>Dump money to untalented hacks making 2 second porn loops daily like chinese sweatshop workers to keep your game relevant
>Pay people to defend your game on a north Taiwanese Greek colony government forum
>People still grow tired and go back to playing a 12 year old game
Has there ever been a more embarrassing run in videogame history?

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I gotta update it first

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Don't forget throwing millions at gooks to play in their shitty league nobody watches. The question is when do they get desperate enough to make it free to play as a last ditch effort to raise player counts.

It worked for TF2

going free to play is the part of any game's lifecycle.

Its balance is fucked

>The shills prepare the ground
F2P incoming officially confirmed

haven´t released a single white male hero since it´s release
they only pander to feminists nowadays so I chose to no longer support blizzard

desu i can't wait, i'm going to get in there and shit up the game for the veterans so bad

I tried the beta they put out before it released, didn't like what I played, and haven't bothered since.

Unfun, boring, shallow and bland gameplay. Got rid of that shit 2 weeks after it released and glad I did.

Serious answer? Because it's not rewarding to play.

No PvE. I seriously don't get why there's still no permanent PvE mode, if they had something like Destiny's strikes I'd be very into it.

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BECAUSE
PALADINS
IS
BETTER

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Gonna play it after work once the new event drops

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>you have to pay to change your battle tag

fuck blizzard

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Because it's shit

Where is good softcore/non-nude Widowmaker SFM stuff findable

Tf2 exists

>softcore
what's the matter? don't you want to watch your waifu get fucked by german shepards?

>silly question

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the only one whos obsessed here is you and your obesity
you useless fat man faced bitch

cope

I really really like the particular spandex outfit she has and it’s high quality whereas nude models are custom and usually have that ‘made in SFM’ kind of plastic shine

I'm getting all the enjoyment I need in these threads.

Game plays and looks like an absolute nigger dogshit.
Only porn and porn art designs are good.

Im still surprised they havent allocated resources into making a BR mode. They had more than enough time.

make be you degenerate filth

How would that work anyway?

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>sell 40 million copies
>h-haha t-they're l-losing! o-overwatch is d-dead
you

I've already got HoneySelect installed

How can someone be THIS much of a beta? Every temp pve mode Blizzard adds is straight garbage and yet here you are crying for more because pvp is too scary.

put 100 people in a big map and let em fight it out in teams of 6, shit man.

it's not hard, all the parts are there they just need to assemble it.

It has the depth of a puddle and the design team HATES emergent gameplay.

I'm not drunk enough to tolerate the shitty balancing and community.

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>the design team HATES emergent gameplay
[Citation Needed]

Not gay but you Hooni is very cute

Because for some reason the game disconnects me from every game I try to join for the last year or two. No trouble from any other game.
Friend convinced me to try again and sure enough right after selecting a character immediately get disconnected. This happens over three more attempts before I uninstall it again.
No other game gives me this problem and no solutions I've seen in forums or even getting dragged to reddit via Google searching it.

it's not fun.

That's true but it's still gay.

Because you’re a retard spamming stupid memes. Retard.

This is as related as it gets I suppose.
At one point I couldn't get into battlenet because "too many players were already on" - what is this absolute bullshit?
So because there's too many hue-monkeys playing I can't play my fucking games?
What the fuck were they thinking? Imagine if Steam could lock you out like that, fucking retarded.

because butts are stinky and smelly and have poo in them. Image if you were to accidentally brush against a bare butt and it's fecal particles stick to your bare skin.

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>being around people who don't wash their asses

Map design encourages chokepoints and has a linear way of progressing through it. There are areas that are basically designated where you are going to fight.
No finite ammo, which means there's no real punishment to just spamming shots at walls, shields, opponents.
Focus around teamfights and ultimates.

All of these reasons contribute to every fucking match playing nearly exactly the same. Blizzard has perfected making things not feel like it's your fault when you lose, and a horrible side effect of this is it also makes it not feel like it's your fault when you win. Victories don't feel like wins, they feel like the other team lost. There's only losers.

What's the difference? For curiosities sake.

by nature, the anus is not clean. Doesn't matter how much you wash or bath unless you enema yourself every few hours your butt is a pool of disgusting fecal matter

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Blender is harder but produces better work with the right know how.

seeeeeeething

I want to FUCK Mei

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>Never played a single round of Overwatch
>Yesterday fapped yet again to SFM Overwatch porn
Why would anyone actually play this game

the only one whos seething here is you bitch nigger

stop responding to me trash

>importing assets is hard

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>virginwatch
Blizzdrones literally can't stop running defense for their terrible game that's nothing but fodder for porn artists.
>HEY HAVE YOU PLAYED OVERWATCH YET?
>LOOK AT THIS SFM PORN YOU'VE SEEN A MILLION TIMES ALREADY
>LET'S START A GAY HEALSLUT ERP
Every goddamn day this fucking game is shilled several times a day for 3 years straight.
It's worse than regular waifufaggotry because they act like the game isn't boring and derivative garbage.

Paladins is and has always been better.

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Who doesn't?

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I don't know...homos?

how do you just forget to brush your damn teeth

She's a big girl

why play a shit game where the only redeeming feature is the attractive characters, when you can wank to some overwatch porn and play something good instead?

also playing overwatch is signing yourself up to be cucked, you cant say what you want in chat or youll get banned, you can't "mess around" and have fun during a game or youll get banned

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...

What class gets the most kills?

They killed both of my waifus by making them not fun to play with their reworks.
>I will never again get yelled at for picking symmetra in plat
>I will never again laugh and call the guy a faggot
>I will never again microwave down the entire enemy team in a team fight with autism lasers as dimmetra ever again
Fuck you jeff, stop making these threads and actually work on the game

eazy, i dont want.

Support

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The event doesn't start until tomorrow

Today is the 16th, user

It got repetitive within a year and now I only masturbate to OW SFM webms

I only play it with my GF, but she won't be home for another hour or so.
Then she'll make dinner and we'll probably play some

Still banned from all Blizzard online games. Yes, I'm still here, and still replying to every fucking bot.

>Blender
>better work

Everything made with it looks like dough dipped in oil. There's like 1 in 100 good stuff, but even so just relative to the other 99.

Fapping to the inflation and weight gain porn has brought me much more enjoyment

why do you have to act so superior to everyone when 99% of people fap to both?
It's like you think you're making some revolutionary statement by saying blender is a better program than sfm and it's kind of sad

I can jerk off to overwatch porn without playing it just fine

Only if you don't wipe, in terms of quantifiable dirtiness your hands are way filthier than your butt cause your butt only touches your underpants whereas your hands touch all sorts of actually dirty stuff

Kys larping zoomer faggot

gets a big yikes from me man.

post lewd zarya

I'm literally in a game right now

When does the Event start?

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game must be fuckin dull if you're here shitposting man.

Yeah, there's too much time between rounds

>waiting simulator
fucking cool. how much to play that?

Because it got boring after a week.

Waiting for the new event to go live.

depression

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They're so slow with updates

The update isn't live until 2 hours.

Two HOURS! Hype!

I want to bully you while you heal me like a good healslut.

>707 hours
How?

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>overwatch

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I can jerk off to the girls without playing the game.

Mei and Zarya are best OW girls

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Shartbrappin hips

lewd
Idk playing mercy is chill and fun

I want her to pin me down and fuck me until my conscious fades

She's my least favorite support. I just find her kinda boring.

Don't act like you don't enjoy being a submissive slut. Why else would you main Mercy and probably only get a single kill every 10 matches while everybody in the team either despises you or wants to bully you into submission?

>ywn be ridden powerfully and forcefully by Zarya until you shoot your seed deep into her strong Russian vagina

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I was never a fan of Zarya but I can see the appeal.

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Yea Forums really is just the same threads over and over again.

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Mei is for snuggling close in spoon position on a cold night and caressing and nuzzling.

>ywn almost suffocate because she decided she wasn't satisfied with just that and sits on your face while screaming orders at you to move your tongue faster and lick up her sweat as she bounces on your head

with a well positioned team you can fly anywhere i like it. I never feel really useful with the other healers

I wish I had a daddy to support and please with my boipussy OwO

Fagit

how do i play as nigger fist?

thanks, made my female dick twitch a little

Blizz's insistence on esports, sterilizing player interactions, and sterilizing the meta make it the anti-TF2 and therefore unfun.

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Am I the only one who noticed agent 47 dressed up in red?

Post

Post what?

Characters are shit and ugly and the gameplay sucks. If I wanted to jerk off to dreamworks ripoff faces with good bodies, I'd find something better to jerk off to.

Why?

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>Implying tf2 is fun

Going on a random server and dominating it until there's only you and a few tryhards left is not fun.

Because I like being bullied and called names

Your female dick

How the fuck overshit team never tried to rework the entire game?
Out of Blizzard games alone HotS was reworked and had a boost in popularity and a good playerbase numbers until Blizzard pulled the plug
No one fucking plays Overwatch anymore, if any other developer released it, it would be long dead, the game is held together by being released by Blizzard, some marketing and sfm porn

>I was going to reinstall it because I heard Mercy was getting a skin for the new event
why do retards do this

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Even the posts are the same
I wonder why i still visit this place

Jack it

fine, hope you enjoy
imgur.com/a/c3nErRs

cute

Eh, post more

yikes

Thank you!
sure

imgur.com/a/Kwe5vQJ

please bully me more!

>this is your brain on Mercy

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>...and that's a good thing

That's so gay!
Homo!
You faggot!
So you're a queer, aren't you?
FAG
Queer!
FAGGGOOOOOT

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Top kek

I will later been playing competitive more now and I’m having fun.

Because she's really not that hot.

Widow is super hot

>you can rarely ogle her properly
Speak for yourself, I always pick torb when there's a widow on my team.

Post your legs with bulge or something

Why would I play before the event that brings back PvE starts?

it boring now

i.imgur.com/ZrXImCs.jpg
Like this?

>You have to watch out for the one percent
>Said the corporation

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I never played OW before, but already knew all characters from R34.

One time, a friend invited me to play it in his house. The instant I got to the character select screen I got a boner.

Now everytime I see any of the female characters I feel a spontaneous urge to fap

For me, it's Roadhog

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I want to marry and impregnate Ashe.

Yeah, more like that you gay little twerp

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SFM looks like everything has been smeared in turds, usually the animation is very basic and crude.

Blender produces higher quality of work, due to being a general package from modeling to animation to rendering, its harder but produces higher quality stuff thats impossible to do on SFM.

Really cute, your clothes look really comfy

why are there daily overwatch threads recently?
explain the shill for me
low player count?
event coming up?
no twitch streamers?
wtf is it? Yea Forums doesn't play this shit so why does blizz shill it so hard?

There's an event today but the threads are daily anyway.

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hnnnnnng team I'm trying to snipe their mercy but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps giving away my position

I've dropped it for the most part but I'll occasionally get hammered and shitpost in qp as Junkrat for a few yuks

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>why are people talking about something I absolutely despise?! why isn't the entire world a hivemind with me as the leader?! only shills talk about things i hate therefore you're all shills!!

post butt, slut

WHERE did you go?

Find a rope

Have you >noticed, Yea Forums?
I've been taking a closer look at the character designs recently when it dawned on me. None of the "heroes'" canon designs have blue (or even green) eyes. Not even the naturally blonde and Nordic ones.
It seems this entire game is a thinly veiled anti-white statement. Props to the designers for creating at least an accurate depiction of a dystopian feminist mutt-future, though.
Now that you're aware: I'd like to ask you to stop supporting (((Blizzard))) in any way, shape or form if you have any love left for your people.
Browns need not reply.

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imgur.com/g1XtZEt

Sorry got distracted playing with my buttplug

hmm nah

Håll käft bögjävel
t.swede

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How old are you and please don't post butt again post bulges

After WC3 Reforged, I'm not.

Drawn Art>>>>>>>>>>>>SFM

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does someone have that picture of the girls bending over and mei has LOVE written on her shorts?

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45

Depends, phoneposter-kun

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boring game but I wouldn't mind seeing some paladins x overwatch sfm. Ash on Widowmaker could be good.

i don't get it
are you a tranny or what
is your voice cute?

nvm i found it

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Wjy is Mei so muscular?

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Unironically based and redpilled.

Jesus wtf is wrong with the fat ones back

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Eh

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cute

Mercy and Ashe are for making more beautiful white babies.
D.va and Widowmaker are for pleasuring you and the other two to heavenly climax while you breed.

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Based

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>What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch right now, user?
Stop shoving in "muh diversity" or if you do make them attractive. You need more fun characters and drop the esports and competitive.

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Me on the bottom left

>Media is trash but the characters and porn are god tier
Why is this such a common theme these days?

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What the fuck's going on with Widowmaker's bottoms in this pic?

Kek

>overbland """characters"""
did you mean the design?
even then, you're wrong

You know what I mean, niggy

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Dumbass artists that think you can be chubby and toned.

more

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that's funny cause doomfist a cunt of a hero to die to as well

>spam voicelines and commands constantly
>a complete cunt to my teammates and enemy team every game in text chat because community is so easily angered
>not even a warning
I don't believe any claims of getting banned DESU. I've heard that song and dance countless times with no repercussions.

why cant blizzard just stop changing every fucking thing weekly ?
>log in
>start playing favourite character
>he sucks now lmao
>pick another one
>nerfed to shit the next day
mfw

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OK I won't lie, I'm in love with Widowmaker and her ass.

yeah that gif is hypnotizing.

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Looks like this character was brought back from the Winston cinematic.

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Great, another nigger, just what this game needed.

I got banned for flaming 2 throwers

the overwatch devs just fucking suck dude, I've seldom seen a instance of a game that was good get run into the ground this hard

you already got represented by the fucking hamster
stop bitching

The next hero is most likely this guy tho. Echo and that lady are probably pretty far off.

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Lmao @ the new event that just released. Every thing is recycled. They couldn't even design 1 single new enemy type for it and its over faster than your first fuck.

God I want to be Ashe

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I love my perfect wife Mei

You'd be my wife and the mother of my children, then.

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>OK sign banned
hard pass

>widowmaker
>hot

If you get hard from Smurfs

I want to make hapa children with her after marriage so badly

everyone posting in these threads should never be allowed to infect other threads

Is this a copypasta?

You can make it one.

who's hotter then

Widow when she's pregnant with my children.

Why does this look like it was drawn by the TF2 comic artist?