What is your favorite Nintendo game?

I wish I was that towel

get a bf

>can be nice to be around
yea , sometimes they can
i'm yet to find a single female friend who says "i'll be there at X hour" and isn't 4 hours late

Donkey Kong Country 2 funnily enough

Why is no one else answering the question? Let’s have a fun thread!

girls are like pets. they're best to play with when they belong to someone else but having your own and taking care of them yourself is a drain with no benefits.

oh my god this
fucking hell

This () wasn't me.

Just wrap your wang

>Why is no one else answering the question?
There are some social rules you are not understanding here.

You’re an idiot and probably an asshole. People don’t like to have you around either.
Also cuck

condoms weren't created to stop diseases. you've got a 50% fail rate for blocking herpes, i.e. if you're fucking prostitutes regularly even with a condom you definitely have herpes.

aww, roastie reee get triggered? head back to resetera you naive cunt.

I'll just get this out of the way for you bruvs
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Like 75% of people have herpes, my dude. It just doesn't ever end up developing the symptoms in the vast majority of people. It mostly affects those with compromised immune systems.

Ever had a coldsore in your life? That's herpes.

roastie gettin toasty

Because she doesn't really want to play videogames, just get a good dicking. Look how she's sitting for christ's sake

>Ever had a coldsore in your life?
No

I mean, i’m just answering the question

Come on user, what’s your favorite Nintendo game?

That guy is right, most women now a days are not interested in a mutual relationship. The fact that he can just casually imply its typical for one to act lovingly to somebody they aren't with while you don't question it is proof of that. Why would anyone settle down with a women? Do you think I care about having kids? I could donate to a sperm bank.

Not that user but mine is probably Pokémon Crystal.

I wouldn't know, I've never played them.

Kid Icarus Uprising

>Like 75% of people have herpes
lol, no. 16% of people have genital herpes, and virtually all of them are promiscuous, sex workers, uneducated minorities, etc.

oral herpes is completely different and has nothing to do with condoms or prostitutes.

>tfw had cold sore as a kid before kissing any girls

What the FUCK type of shit is that

How? That's like saying you've never eaten rice or bread before.

Super Smash 64

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>ghetto bait/coalburner looks
>plays donkey kong

what did she mean by this?

None of their games ever interested me. Then again I grew up with Sega.

You grew up playing what lost out to Nintendo and never thought to try what more people preferred?

find a decent one who was raised right and raise strong children.

literally the best thing you can do for your kin

>ghetto bait/coalburner looks

What did YOU mean by this?

Can be transfered from the mother

Oral/genital herpes isn't the issue, it's HSV-1 and HSV-2 that's the difference. HSV-1 is typically oral, but can be genital and HSV-2 is the inverse. The majority of people have some form of herpes.

You can catch HSV-1 orally from someone who has HSV-1 genitally.

Punctuality is not secured by empathy, or by watches and clocks, or by a document, or by common decency.
Punctuality is secured by the knowledge that, should a woman not meet her obligations, you will FIGHT BACK. With WEAPONS.

>thicc ass and thighs is only liked by negros
she expands dongs

You literally never played a single Nintendo game? Not even Super Mario Bros. or Mario Kart or something?

the whole setup of her posing and what's in focus of the picture is pure instagram/negro culture

Shit happens when you are a poorfag.

virtually everyone gets oral herpes, usually from sharing drinks or food as children. it's not even the same strain as genital herpes and, again, not relevant to fucking hookers who have pussy sores "but it's ok because you have a condom"

>find a decent one who was raised right and raise strong children.
I don't think you understand. Shits asking for a lot. That's what we're saying here.

Pretty much.

>Not one Expand Dong post
Too easy or too old?

I’ve fucked over 200 for 5 years and I am STD free

Keep scare mongering

sure, it is asking for a lot. but good things are worth investing your time and energy in. certainly more worthwhile than a dead end job, which most people are willing to put up with

>there are people browsing Yea Forums regularly and still haven't seen/accepted the light, the true salvation

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I know it’s different from genital herpes, but the shit still sucked since literally eating would rip that shit back open and perpetuate the cycle

At this point what you are asking for is like searching through shit to find gold desu. You will get nothing more then disappointment for having such unreachable standards. There is a reason for why everyone ends up settling since that shit is an actual fantasy that only incels pine for.

Pass. I’ll stick with my queens, thanks

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The majority of people have HSV-1. It's not even considered an STD by most people (because most people don't get it via sex) and and it's extremely rare to contract one or the other where they don't commonly occur.

Only 16% of people have HSV-2, aka genital herpes, which IS considered an STD because it's EXTREMELY rare to contract it without sexual contact, and is thus stigmatized because only sexually irresponsible people get it (and I don't mean using protections or not, I mean choosing shitty promiscuous partners). Fucking prostitutes with a condom isn't going to stop you from getting HSV-2, and is in fact one of the main reasons it's spread in the first place.

This.
Women are cool to fuck and cuddle.
But mostly they're clingy little shits, silently suspect you of cheating on them, and are useless at any physical activity.
Like holy shit, I could fix my car with my bro for hours, have a few beers, and then play vidya with him.

>queens
>fake hair
pick one

>a drain with no benefits.

my wife makes 4 times my salary, the only thing that gets drained in my cum down her throat

>thot piercings
kuk

why would you do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?

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They're pretty good at cleaning. T. cleaner who works in a caravan park where 90% of the staff is women. But I think the kind of women you meet in cleaning jobs and really the same kind most people think of

Queens.

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>fuck women except for sex
>fucks prostitute with condom
just get a real girlfriend so you can actually enjoy the act of sex instead of killing all the fun with a condom, you sperg. At this point you wont even enjoy it.

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I’m not lying lol. How brainwashed are you?

femdom is such a cringe fetish

Most fetish are cringe depending on your view on it

>"White guys don't like ass"
When's the next potato famine?

slim black girls >>>>>> "muh thicc" caricature black girls

Imagine thinking liking ass is a cultural thing

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Big, fat, tanned 'Merican chicks need Peruvian BBC (big brown cock).

yea, I guess.

Futadom is where its at. tfw no cute waifu whos dick is bigger than mine

>stirrup stockings

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I don't know why people wants face sitting. I mean poop comes from there.

Don't get the appeal personally. Had it, didn't love it.

No u

I got those too

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american women don't even register peruvians as existing. aren't you all like 4 and a half feet tall.

I only fantasize about black gf because my family will disown me if I bring home anything that isn’t black. Somehow they’re that racist and they’re black, like what did Asians or Latinos ever do to us

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>mass effect
>being fucked by his wife
checks out

nah you just have low test

>Somehow they’re that racist and they’re black
WOW
IMAGINE MY SURPRISE

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OH NO NO NO

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Uh, sweatie, racism is prejudice plus power.

The whitest county in the world likes ass.

sauce

Sorry, I only play Sony.

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That's the best body on a black girl I've ever seen. A white face would make her better, in all honestly.

Tits seem to be more popular in cold countries. Is it because butts are too covered up by winter clothing to properly view and appreciate? Or is it because scandanavian/wite wimmin tend to have huge milkers?

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based Icelandic brappers

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Based Anri milkers

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Both,also high IQ.

Nah, all the ass searches come from the amerilard millitary base.

didn't she get her ass meat sucked out and put into her tits?

someone give her airpods and a shorter skirt

How do I get a big titty Asian gf Yea Forums?

Ass is peak white. Stay deluded.

no, she has a fat ass too
her tits being real is her claim to fame

Be a rich white guy.

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>stupid slut can’t even get past the title screen

“Ugh what button do I press?? JUST FUCK ME ALREADY I DONT EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES”

Not according the map, nigger.

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Jesus fucking Christ, that's a nice bouncy chest.
I want to ram her while watching those milk balloons jiggle around

what's a good website for R34 material like this?

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She ain't as weird looking as Hitomi, but Anri is kinda weird looking from most angles

>need to buy a nintendo to play nintendo games
I may have played some browser Mario game but that's it.

Why can't Asian girls exist in my country? All we have is chavs, thots and pakis.

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I miss her lads

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Whitest country likes ass. So that's the facts.

Euros like tits so much because their weak effeminate body's couldn't handle 40lbs of pussy and ass bouncing on their pelvis without it shattering into ten pieces

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hitomi's tits alone make up for her face and give me an erection every time

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Because you're ancestors got all of them addicted to Opium and made them hate you forever.

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Assuming you're a britbong
Just go to london its pretty much little china at this point, if you really want a low tier asian gf anyway

I really like how loose and floppy Hitomi's boobs are. Like big bags of fluff, almost completely formless

Found the incel (and I unironically agree with you)

dumb nigger posting japanese images with his dumb nigger opinions

I want sauce on this and with eng subs

Imagine unironically thinking that tinder thots are cleaner than professional prostitutes.

Ive never had cold sore, does that mean my relatives were herpes free when I was a child?
I will remain a wizard anyways

Low tier gook will do fine. Thanks for the advice.

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>white women

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MIDE-248

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Like I said, there's a murilard base there.

I'd be like this if it werent for my social battery that I developed in my late 20s. I just literally cannot stand to be around the same person for too long. Going on like a week long vacay with some "bros"? count me out. I'd rather go where it's just me and my dog.

and I don't feel lonely this way either. I think after a while you stop giving a fuck. The uncool part is my sex-drive is going with it.

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loving huge asses is a universal human experience, user. try joining the rest of the world, you might like it

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PRove it's them. Until then whitest likes ass and that's the facts jack.

I prefer fine art

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A dyel like you wouldn't understand that when you start lifting all the time like the icelanders do your tastes change and you begin wanting to bang chicks with huge asses

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I'm a gaaaaamer girl

How is the average man supposed to handle a woman with a big butt? Its not fair how the world assumes they can.

A literal cuck fetish.

This
Oliveniggers is where it's at

>MIDE-248
link? uncensored link?

Pretty accurate

More than 90% of the white countries like boobs. 100% of the nigger countries like ass. Those are the facts, negros.

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pretty based tbqh

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