Why aren't you playing Medb's game?
Why aren't you playing Medb's game?
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What is it?
There's a Medb spanking and domming sim? I don't believe you.
Fate/Grand Order
>gacha-shit
It's worth it for my wife!
Gosh I wish this would be made
>slut
No
Medb is not a slut. She is purity incarnate!
No, she is 100% B-class certified skank
How to acquire Medb gf lads?
>B-class
Ain't that the truth. FGO hits levels of sluttitude that shouldn't even be possible.
THOT BEGONE
Here's your thot-banisher, m8. Use it wisely.
She's the bestest and noblest girl in Fate
I finally got through America and why the fuck does anyone like this slut? Like, I love sluts, get me dick hard they do, but she's not really endearing in any fashion, and her motivation is asinine. The worst part of it is I actually rolled her and she's just going to sit there, unleveled, for basically ever unless I somehow get a comically large glut of xp and qp.
>Opens trashcan
>Sees Medb, the Skank of the Hour
Not surprising
>IRL Medb was known as hyperslut who probably fucked all men in Ireland for both pleasure and power
>Depicted in FGO exactly as that despite Fate franchise being huge nip waifufag game
Even though I don't really like mushroomnigger, him dabbing on his own audience this hard is admirable.
But then he turns around and lets Sakurai do whatever with Nero to make her a supremely perfect dindu. Don't give him too much credit.
Nero is another hilarious case by the way.
>Establish her as harlot who had orgies with half of Rome
>Then make pure virgin version of one that has absolutely zero basis in her previous character and history for sole purpose of extracting shekels
This was most likely biggest fattest FUCK YOU to audience ever recorded, like saying them "we can't be fucked with consistency at all, go roll gacha goy, I know you always wanted it, and will not reflect on anything" right in the face. Even most greedy and aggressive marketing Western companies like EA do has nothing on them. And waifufags fucking ate it.
>Orleans introduces a large batch of fun and interesting French servants
>They're all given to Sakurai and turned into one shitty reverse harem joke
I will never not be mad.
The thing is that Nero was established that way well before the gatcha, that was with Extra back in fucking 2009 or something. Not that it really matters.
Sakurai and Higashide need to be given a fucking restraining order on TM content until they can learn how to write properly.
>Higashide
Higashide is decent though. It's Sakurai who is a fucking shitstain of a writer.
All of the worst parts of FGO were penned by Sakurai along with the story for Extella.
Medb is my favourite servant because I like NTR
>Pretty
>Built-in STD immunity
>Good for esports after upgrades, not Ozzy tier but good.
>Higashide is decent though
No, he's really not. Apocrypha is plain bad.
Nasu, Butcher, Narita and Makoto aren't exactly the best writers in the world but they outshine that fucking garbage any day.
not him but nero was just fine in extra. her burning down her city was Christan propaganda but the other stuff she did in her Life was still true until GO.
Wasn't Nasu the one who forced Sieg?
>Medb is not a slut. She is purity incarnate!
[x] doubt
Her interlude explains how she creates her soldiers. She takes strong males into her chariot, fucks them and mixes their seed with her blood creating some fucking golem-celts.
He drafted the character, but ultimately the narrative of Apocrypha was Higashide's responsibility. Sieg is a bad character and Nasu should feel ashamed about that, but everything surrounding that shit lies with Higashide.
She is the definition of a slut.
You think people like waifus for their personality?
Cunt had the gall to spook me TWICE while rolling for Ozzy and Cu Alter. Fucking bitch.
She’s a bit more tolerable if you’ve actually rolled her. From the looks of her bond lines + interlude she mostly just wants to be seen as strong and worthy of respect + adoration and to actually be truly loved by someone.
At least you actually NPd her instead of burning her for rare prisms like some autists.
based
I have Medb at NP2 in spite of spending like 33 quartz on her. Jerking off to her doujins is bretty good.
If she wanted me to love her then she shouldn't have wasted my time with so many FUCKING drakes and vikings. What a boring slog that shit was.
I like this slut.
Non canon boob size
What is the point of shilling this, /alter/tards?
I'm not into stupid 2D shit but damn she makes my peepee hard
Dumb Zero Two poster
I debated it, but a five star is a five star and I don’t have any other single target riders other than Kintoki.
Canon explanation is probably in pic related; “b-but you had to prove you were worthy!!”
Either way, I can’t defend America and how fucking long that clusterfuck dragged on.
Lewd.
Just finished E Pluribus Unum and I doubt I've ever experienced a game character less likable than her in my entire life. She puts fucking Garon to shame.
>some characters are drawn with absurdly large bug eyes
>some are pretty much button eyed
Why can't nobody draw normal fucking faces.
>Rolled for Nightingale instead back when America came out because she sounded cooler
>She's not only the worst 5* in the game but also has the worst art in the game
>worst 5*
That's not true.
She's pretty good at what she does, just don't expect her to do any meaningful damage.
I remember hearing that Scheherazade is the worst 5*, though
I would playing Jack, Semiramis or Nightingales games if I wasn't an iPhone pleb in Europe.
Yeah, Nightingale has a crappy art but Jing Ke has it even worse. I honestly don't understand why they keep these shit tier illustrators around in the first place.
>takes strong men to breed super soldiers
hold up i'm interested now
Just download the apk directly rather than going on kike store.
>High health but her class makes her effective health pool lower than most 3* servants, horrible for a support servant
>Shit attack, even with her class she'll do no damage
>Her rank up quest gives her minor CQ utility but we're not getting that for a year and a half and she can't actually cleanse
>Angel's Cry was good at launch but has since been completely powercrept by Memelin who surpasses it in every way
She offers literally nothing to any team.
By far until they buffed her.
Does iPhone not have a QooApp equivalent?
>implying you'll get either of those if you play
Nightingale and Jing Ke were done by the Jormungand guy, so he's pretty established.
Can you do that on an iPhone?
Just make a US account to get the game.
he's a fucking hack
medb is for minicu-chan
Medb is for every single soldier in her army! Medb is getting her every hole filled by 10 inch cock for maximum pleasure and profit!
The spilled cum drops out of her pussy on the floor by liters and spawn even more soldiers to be fucked with!
Well shit looks like you can’t, not easily at least. I had forgotten how absurdly retarded iOS is in general.
There’s only person that could handle her, and that’s Gudako.
I skipped eveey cutscene with Medb, lion joke, and Beowulf. What a boring ass singularity USA was, even the Cu villain fight was lol IDK why I'm doing this. SKIP. Medb is a literal whore too, get standards you lowlives.
Edison was based desu and his little pissing contest with Tesla was pretty funny.
You're not that wrong.
en.wikipedia.org
>It is reported that it took seven men to satisfy her, or Fergus once
post a good girl instead, like Kiyo
Ultraslut matched only by Kiara or yandere almost-serial-killer? Hard pick
I’d pick even the craziest yandere in the universe over some random slut any fucking day of the week
*skadi
fify
Playing FGO is rather rough, for sure. Either you play the Japanese version and have to rely on translations to understand anything, or you play the badly translated & censored version that is 2 years behind...
>badly translated
it's not that bad
>censored
it's just a single irrelevant character for the time being
>two years behind
it'll catch up eventually
>it'll catch up eventually
Dude, I seriously hope you dont really believe this?
why would it not, it's literally free money for them
>it'll catch up eventually
Never. They are actually even more behind than when they started.
It either catches up or stops printing money and dies, it's a win-win situation.
I mean, they have gotten better from the beginning, but I still can't fully trust them due to all the comments from Albert.
>just a single irrelevant character
I don't think it works like that. Also, slippery slope and whatnot. First Albert said that they won't censor anything, and now he is panicking about EMIYA Alter and Abby. And we already know how half of that ended...
And yes, it will catch up maybe when the JP side ends. If they don't nuke the US servers before that.
I suppose I should've also added "Altria" into the list of reasons against the US version, fuck Nasu on that front.
I refuse to play a Kamen Rider Ryuki rip-off with gachashit and bad gameplay/no real PvP.
What did he say about Abigail?
Eh, I personally like the gameplay. Gacha is bad, yes, but on the other hand...
>no real PvP
Is just a plus if you ask me. Keeps powercreep somewhat in check, I mean, just look at FEH to see how well PvP works for a gacha game.
""When Emiya Alter came out, everybody was like 'FUCK, what are you doing, Japan?' Or when they just cross the line and be like, 'hey, let's combine like, loli and tentacles.' Why, Japan?" For objectionable things, NA will be like "please stop"."
Considering how they handled EMIYA Alter, we can only see what happens to Abby.
>tfw I paid money for this
Well, I only have myself to blame.
Hey, you might still be saved if you only paid a small sum. I have a friend who spend money for the first time when Jeanne Alter came to JP. He failed to get her, and to this day, he has yet to tell me the exact sum he spent, only saying it to be a "sum he doesn't want to admit".
Hopefully the shitstorm caused by Demiya has knocked some sense into him.
Remember that PEGI is your friend and saving you from gambling your life away.
If you had a problem with half naked lolis you probably wouldn't be playing this game in the first place, he's surely intelligent enough to understand this right?
Gacha games > traditional videogames.
Personally, I'm not so optimistic about this. These types of people never really learn, after all.
Albert is probably among the crowd of people who hasn't yet fully understood that "2D != 3D", and is probably going "Think of the children!" as a result. Man, everything would be so much easier if we didn't let these people be in charge of localization.
>Meanwhile Jack and Shuten are unchanged
Does he even know what he's working on? Who hired this guy?
It is rather weird that he didn't mention Jack or Shuten, now that I think of it.
Koko is cute delete this
The most absurd thing is the futility of his efforts, what does he believe to achieve with these changes? Is a slightly better public image really worth pissing off the overwhelming majority of your entire userbase?
>tfw have NP2 Medb
>she's still infinitely worse than Rider Kintoki
They had the option to make her good with her strengthening and interlude, but they blew it.
>Chance to Charm one Male enemy for 1 turn. Reduces their defense for 1 turn.
Should have been "Guaranteed charm on one Male enemy; reduces their Buster Resistance for 3 turns; 80% change to charm all other male enemies".
Maybe slap Buff Block on her NP just for good measure.
good, worthless sluts don't deserve anything better than the lowest shit tier
Medb exists for fin-domming you while you roll.
Is there a source for PEGI blocking EU FGO? Is it because of the titties or the shitty rates?
I'm not sure, really. Maybe it is just to feel better of himself? Or maybe it is just like that image of Ben Bateman, the misguided "I can fix this!" thing.
Though for example, the F/GO Reddit had overwhelming likes for the "Jack with clothes" edit, though Reddit could also just be infested with the "can't separate reality from fiction" people. In any case, hard to say what side the majority is on.
Regardless... I don't still fully like EMIYA Alter, but censoring him like this is just flat out disgusting. I mean, really, if he had to be changed, they should have gotten rid of the "nigga lips", which make no sense on an Asian man to begin with. (Though even that change should have been made prior to JP release.)
It's probably just memeing. I mean, not sure if FGO has ever been considered for EU release at any point, really.
Well it's working. I'm spent like 600 quartz the other day for Gilgamesh and didn't get him.
Know what I did get though? 2x EMIYA, 3x Umu Rossi, 3x Gawain, and a Liz; ie. 8 rare prisms. Each of those had a 0.7% summon rate too, same as Gil.
Their approach to balance and buffs is Pokemon-tier.
>hey let's make Gilgamesh even more broken
>lol eat shit Hijikata
Supposedly it's the shit rates and no decent pity system, other gatcha get around it by actually having a pity system that's better than fuck all.
Anime tit games get passed without issue, I got that shitty Valkyrie Drive game the other day. PEGI doesn't take issue with that shit, that's Australia/ACB's remit last I heard.
>It's probably just memeing. I mean, not sure if FGO has ever been considered for EU release at any point, really.
It's literally available in every English speaking region except Ireland and the UK, there's no way PEGI wasn't approached. Literally every other english-supporting gatcha mobage is PEGI certified, save maybe for GBF because people only care about the browser version.
best Gummy will have his three stacks Guts eventually, you just gotta believe
>tfw Fran will never not stun herself with Blasted Tree
I mean, sure, it sort of makes sense lorewise, but it is so annoying to deal with gameplaywise.
I guess it could explain why there is only an US version if PEGI did truly deny it, then.
I mean to be fair, if they implemented a pity system they'd have to bring it across to Japan or the nips would riot, and the insane Japanese whales would make out like bandits from the addition of a pity system- and those whales are absolutely 100% worth more than the theoretical EU market.
The issue is that they should've had a decent pity system in place to begin with, but they didn't. Every other gatcha game has less scummy business methods and made it through certification. That says more about the game than anything else.
Call it "financially inadvisable" all you want, it's still scummy at the end of the day.
don't be greedy friend
Tell that to Aniplex, TM and Delightworks, not me.
Hey, they did add the "Summon the same 5* Servant 10 times to get a 5* of your choosing" system after launch, that has to count for something! ...Right? (Seriously, who the hell designed that system and thought it was a good idea?)
Oh absolutely, I totally agree (as someone that has sunk money into this shitty game and gotten dicked for it) but FGO just passed the 3-billion USD mark in gross profit and they didn't get there by pitying their players.
I just used my AP on the Lancer Training Grounds.
>Seriously, who the hell designed that system and thought it was a good idea?
It screams of meeting basic minimal legal requisites to pass specific criteria to not be labeled as flagrant unabashed gambling and therefore being subject to either heavy controls/tax by the state, reclassification or just straight denied release. It might be good enough for Japan and the US and other countries but clearly not Europe.
I would argue that FGO making the most money by virtue of having the most reprehensible and jewish methods in a genre of already pretty reprehensible games isn't really something to be proud of. But yes, you make a fair point.
At least it isn't FIFA, I guess.
>Lancer training
Hail to the chief, baby.
Cute image. Valks a best, but Hildr a bestr.
>Hail to the chief, baby.
my only problem is that I can't 3 turn any training ground. The boss servant usually survives the NP I pull out on the 3rd wave (in this case, Modred's NP with her buster buff at level 8 and Merlin's level 10 buster buff)
ST is probably going to do you better than wave clearing on the last round unless you have a full chain with stars from the previous round. Do you have anyone good? Maybe switch supports? I have Bride and Okita if it helps, but then I mostly just use Raikou for farming.
Also, what team and MC are you using? Combat for swapping out?
I dunn geddit
Lore.
>Thinking any of you fuckers could satisfy her when you literally have be hung like a horse to have a chance
Where my Fergus bros at?
>Also, what team and MC are you using? Combat for swapping out?
MC - I am using the one from that CCC pre-event just to level it up.
Party is:
A level 70 Arash with MLB The Imaginary Element (He can clear the first wave with his NP, even if it's archers)
Fargus with Kaleidoscope
support Merlin making sure the first and third skills are
Modred with Kaleidoscope
and 2 random servants that need bond levels with the 2 BP up CEs
In mythology, Medeb dies because some guy chucked a hard chunk of cheese at her while she was bathing. It knocked her out and she drowned.
Wanna borrow my Lancelot?
Should work if you have Merlin and Mordred.
539,090,353
If you're feeling inclined please just state your name or your servant in All so I know who's asking.
>Wanna borrow my Lancelot?
I have both.
Saber at NP1 and Jets at NP2.
CCC event on NA when? i want BB
>CCC event on NA when? i want BB
probably sometime in May.
>tfw missed BB in JP
The way FGO handles freebie servants is so bad, I swear. I somehow managed to only get 1 Nobunaga, and then missed the rerun, so now I just flat out can't use her. Thanks, DW.
Not sure what you're doing then.
Assuming you have a Kaleidoscope or an Imaginary Element: Pop Merlin's Charisma skill, kill the first wave with facecards, pop Merlin's Illusion Skill and Berserkerlot's second skill for ridiculous amounts of stars, the smash Liz's face in with a Mordred crit bravechain. Mordred's third skill can fill her NP, so you only need a 50%-starting charge CE for her.
>MC - I am using the one from that CCC pre-event just to level it up.
You'll probably be doing enough damage if you switch to the Saber one and use Mana Burst on Mordred. Or even just the basic attack up one from the starter MC if it's leveled.
>Support Merlin
Ah. Maybe swap Mordred out for an ST Saber?
This should work too.
>kill the first wave with facecards,
first wave is a STELLA which allows me to tag in without needing the combat suit.
>Mordred's third skill can fill her NP, so you only need a 50%-starting charge CE for her.
I might try that next time.
My personal problem is that Berserkerlot is already at bond 10 and I don't want BP to go to waste
You probably want to try get over that hangup, because you'll be using him a lot in the Skadi era- even prior to bond grails being released.
>because you'll be using him a lot in the Skadi era
that's like a year and a half away
I thought it soon? what with that pre-release CCC shit going on right now?
It's in like a week. Dunno where he got May from.
I'm legendarily shit at saving quartz. The most I've ever saved up was like 60-90 quartz. And tickets? Fucking forget it.
how not to be an impulsive compulsive piece of shit and actually save stuff? I want to roll Umu Tenga and maybe Rider Alter in summer
the CCC Pre-release stuff ends on May 7th
tittylips or Kiara?
>tittylips or Kiara?
I heard that Kiara is good if you NP2 her but Passionlip has a buster NP so Merlin and William can buff the shit out of her
FUCK SAKURA FUCK SAKURAFACE FUCK YOU
The CCC prerelease stuff can run concurrently with the event since it's just half off AP for story and interludes. The current rate up ends on Apr 22 so it's pretty likely the event starts on the 23rd.
Melt. She even got an animation update!
>tfw still no 5* Saber
All three new servants look like shit, only BB is alright.
>tfw Umu Blanco and Altera (since like a year ago)
>and Saber Alter
But you have good Archers and Lancers. And the loli with the ass.
No
The catch is that unlike Jack and Shuten whose ages are never mentioned, Abby is explicitly a 12 years old little girl.
you think that's bad? Fergus, Jeanne's fuck toy and welfare Bedivere is all I have
BB fucking suck
Is medb a dom or a sub
Kiara is better than everyone
>those fucking shoes
>those fucking milkies
>that fucking lore
sorry bro
The funniest part is that she's taller than some of the servants, like Nero.
because i don't know who she is, or what fucking game this is
Well, that could be. Though then again, since when has the "1000 year old loli" worked? As in, it would be odd for the "age not mentioned" to stop these people.
You're using her wrong, you're supposed to run her in the backline with a kaleido + battlesuit mytic code, you bring her in if you need either a big heal, or when its time for your BIG BUSTER CRIT to delete anything. Another way to do it if you want to turn 1 burst is to run her in the front but swap her to the back and bring another support to buff your DPS even further.
Is there any servant who wouldlove me inconditionnaly and isn't a weirdo psychopath?
I hope Mebbers come to me next time she's on rateup
Mashu's only purpose is being for (You)
>The catch is that unlike Jack and Shuten whose ages are never mentioned
Jack is technically unborn and Shuten is an old-ass oni
I'm playing Tenebria's game
Literally who? another Mash clone?
>skillet
I like those animations
Based cu
Shut up Shinji.
>Still no Shinjiface servant
Perseus when? Isn't he a little overdue at this point?
>tfw too many 5* sabers
>tfw no 5* Caster or Lancer
At the very least you’ve got Merlin though. In lancer heavy missions you can just skyrocket the damage on Liz/Lily Artoria/Rama’s NP and make it work out more or less.
>tfw have every AoE SSR Saber but no ST
>tfw have every SSR Caster but no Lancer
>tfw have three ST SSR Berserkers but no wave clearers
>tfw have three ST SSR Berserkers but no wave clearers
Raikou is the only SSR wave-clearing Berserker, that's probably why.
Who the fuck is this?
I put a shit ton of quartz into trying to roll her. Ended up with one banana
Nice.
Medb vs Asagi which one is the sluttiest?
You're a more sensible man than I, I got NP5 (plus extras) Banana before finally getting Raikou. I'm not happy or proud of how much I spent for the inconvenience.
>it's not that bad
It could be a lot worse but they've blatantly fucked around with the script and take months to fix things like typos.
>it's just a single irrelevant character for the time being
You've got to be underage to know the kind of precedent censoring sets.
>it'll catch up eventually
They've said it never will. Chances are real good when JP closes up that NA will have the plug pulled overnight.
Izo isn't explicitly Shinji, but he's way too similar for it to be a coincidence
Woah do you even play the game right? Nightingale must be one of the best 5 stars out there. I'm pretty sure you haven't even leveled up her second skill
>more sensible man
nah senpai, i just ended up tapped out before getting Raikou or multiple bananas. Lots of bare minimum rolls that time. I was disgusted.
Why is she so smug?
How do female masters supply mana to their male servants
Based user, enjoy you vacation.
This one should be FGO Hijikata, instead we got this pandering pickleman fujoshit, fuck em
What's this from?
Pussy juices. Or they get a futa cock.
>The rape victim Asagi
>The slut-queen Medb
You even have to ask?
Miko is best hentai kunoichi anyway, Taimanin are all doormat bitches.
Yep, that one's getting censored.
>The rape victim Asagi
But she is enjoy the rape just like Medb enjoy the fuck, Medb is a jobber though and got killed by a fucking cheese lmao, i bet Medb never tasted Orc cock too
>oh shit Tamamo rate up let's finally get her
>get that fucking rice Archer Touma or some fuck like 4 times in a row and some trash CEs
Back to running inefficient arts teams without a girl who makes that shit work really good i guess. The fact that Zerker Vlads is my only 5 star doesn't help. At least Emiya crit memes and Robin Hood NP spam works to an extent.
>Miko
Who?
Tamamo isn't that useful outside of stall memes together with Jeanne. CasGil works better with all arts crit servants except Lancelot.
Art team is fucking boring, enjoy your 500 turns clear
The arts meme team is functional with Mashu or Hans, it's just not as overwhelming as having a third 5*
Except Medb is always the dominant one (unless she's with Fergus) while Asagi is always submissive.
Fuck off Albert.
heaven's feel manga
>all arts is stalling
Based retard
CasGil is good if you can end the battle in three turns, otherwise Tamamo is a much better choice.
So I get that fate has historical figures as servants to fight for you. But
Who the fuck is this EMIYA supposed to be?
Medb slept with all the best Celtic heroes including one of the best lays in all mythology, Asagi gets pounded by anything passing by like a mallard duck.
>But she is enjoy the rape
It's a question of choice. Medb takes charge and fucks who she likes when she likes, Asagi is just a public toilet.
La Blue Girl, son.
A Counter Guardian.
Original the hero, do not steal
Watch F/SN
The MC of the original Fate story.
It's kind of astonishing that people don't even know this much anymore. Damn. This isn't even a troll, is it?
He's a phoneposter so it's probably real
I fucked your servant
How come every famous people in history were beautiful except for 2-3 exceptions
Man I haven't seen goroposting in ages, I assumed he'd succumbed to STDs or something.
Because famous people were beautiful
Ugly people never win
MEDB IS A FUCKING JOBBER FUCK OFF! EAT CHEESE BITCH!
Because fuck you, no one wants a picturebook story about unattractive people when they're on screen all the time.
>Nero was a disgusting neckbeard fatty IRL
>Depicted as a gorgeous blonde shortstack
Deal with it. Maybe some day you'll do something notable enough to be remembered and then someone will make a hot anime girl version of you. I couldn't think of a higher honor, personally.
wtf
It aint all that bad.
>Playing gacha sghit instead of just fapping to the "girls"
You can get a full SR/SSR support list in just a few months despite being f2p.
>MEDB IS A FUCKING JOBBER
Has Asagi ever won anything, ever? Has she ever actually accomplished a mission that mattered?
Medb actually got some shit done, including bringing down Cu.
Is this shit canon? If so, I might have to start getting into FGO
Medb is one of the strongest Servants you could get. Also the MC party tries to use cheese against her but she simply kicks it away.
>Has Asagi ever won anything, ever? Has she ever actually accomplished a mission that mattered?
Of course, what is a dumbass question. she's even destroy the evil lord and become a super immortal vampire herself, that mean she's also an eternal virgin
Has there ever been a point where Medb got fucked up to make another character look good?
Because that's what jobbing actually is
Fuck you, I can fap to Cog forever but I still don't have her. It's annoying.
You provide your servants mana traditionally through exchange of bodily fluids such as blood or semen.
Asagi is just pretend to be raped to gather informations, she is a ninja
Ifyou summoned her could you convinvce her to bail on the war?
What with this whore shilling shit? gross
Probably not, since the grail is what's keeping her there unless she wins
So FGO is a hentai game?
Artist self insert. Women really, really like Mebbers.
No, but the original Fate/Stay Night was a eroge.
>what is a dumbass question
I don't watch shit hentai, so not really. Whatshisname peaked with Dark Love and hasn't done anything worthwhile since.
>she's even destroy the evil lord and become a super immortal vampire herself
How many fuckups did it take? Too many to call it much of a win.
>that mean she's also an eternal virgin
AHAHA
>Only pretending to be prolapsed by orcdick
Sure.
she's a caster and a good one
she could easely sustain herself without it
Was the original an anime, manga, game, etc? If I wanted to get into the series, how? What media do I consume?
If she could do that she'd have just eloped with sensei
The original is a visual novel, and that's the best way to get into it.
>You provide your servants mana traditionally through exchange of bodily fluids such as blood or semen.
No, it's the exception rather than the rule, only shit magi like Shirou need to do that because they can't provide mana directly.
The VN (eroge) is the source material. Read it but be warned that it's pretty fucking long.
>I don't watch shit hentai
But its a VN
>Only pretending to be prolapsed by orcdick
Its true read the VN
Fate Stay/Night the VN. Realta Nua is a re-release with porn scenes changed into different stuff but i'd say the porn scenes are worth for how ridiculous they are.
she didn't know what she wanted until the very end
I don't read nukige shit either.
Reddit and women hate Mebbers though because she apparently shows women in a bad light. I've never seen anyone outside of /alter/ who genuinely loves Medb.
The ORIGINAL was otome.
As if we needed more proof that Nasu is a girl
*Prototype. It's not the original if it never got made due to being a shit premise that wouldn't have made it off the ground.
>Was the original an anime, manga, game, etc?
Visual Novel with 3 routes.
>If I wanted to get into the series, how? What media do I consume?
The "proper" way would be read the VN, if not then watch the anime of two of the routes and the prequel Fate/Zero(that is a Light Novel), but you end missing the inner dialogue that explains/justify some of the most WTF moments.
So I’m doing some research and found a timeline, but it’s not really being that helpful. What is the timeline of all of the media including anime, manga, etc? And where can I see those porn scenes? I’m kind of excited to check out this series now, but I’m also a bit lost on the order.
proto gil is a pussy
READ TAIMANIN ASAGI
Watch Fate/Zero and then Fate/Stay Night. That's the "main" timeline but there are shitloads of other things related to Fate that are spinoffs in different timelines and universes and entirely different franchises like KnK. Technically, everything in Nasuverse is canon.
No. VSI is the only nukige worth reading and I'm still not reading it.
The original is a VN, as in the first thing to come out, and is a best way to get into the series. Fate Stay/Night is the name of the VN. Realta Nua is the same shit but with replaced porn scenes. After that you can go watch Zero which, timeline wise, is a prequel(light novel and there's also an animu adaptation). After that you can play Hollow Ataraxia which too is a VN with slice of life scenes fleshing out side characters during the day and a main story going on during the night which is pretty good and i guess sort of a sequel.
Thanks.
Are there mangas that aren’t adapted into anime?
What’s the porn game? Where can I check that out?
This was the timeline I found. Thoughts on it? -honeysanime.com
Hopefully the game is around for Summer Medb!
There are some unadapted manga but I don't think they are 100% scanlated.
The "porn game" is the uncensored version of the Stay Night VN. It should be available on nyaa.
>timeline
I'm not super deep in the Nasuverse so I can't confirm anything. I just know that Nasu considers all his creations to be canon but in different timelines.
Fuck you
youtube.com
Just read the damn VN.
The VN is shit if you've read a lot of better VNs. It aged very poorly.
Id rather read the cuter one if it was actually translated
Fate Stay Night VN>Zero/Ataraxia>other Nasuverse shit if you enjoyed it.
Sure, Zero is a prequel but you should do it in release order. Because if you do
>Zero and then Fate Stay Night
Then some moments will be downplayed for you, alongside some twists. That and Zero won't be as impactful if you don't know some of the characters involved so just go with the release order, you can't go wrong.
It's the defacto purest experience for being introduced to Fate and required reading if you actually want to know the full story, no one cares about aging poorly, unrelated VNs or epic Takajun quotes. Go away.
Some newfag who knows nothing about Fate won't just pick up an ancient 50h+ eroge. "Read the VN" is a dumb meme.
What does Golden Rule (Body) actually mean?
How do you think most people got into it back in the day? VN is perfectly fine to, at the very least, try. Telling someone not to try something just because you personally didn't like it is shit. user asked where it originated from it's only fair to tell him the truth so he can try it out and see for himself.
It means no matter how many dicks she takes she'll always be tight
Ok so I use a Mac so I can’t download and play Réalta Nua. Is there a video I can watch of it?
I didn't even know what the fuck a VN was when I got into TM and I waded through Tsukihime after having to go through multiple fucked up compressed source files and having to reincode the damn.ogg files to make the fucking music play properly. Stop babying, if people want shit they'll fucking do it, if they don't care enough they'll just settle for whatever else and it doesn't matter what you or anyone else says anyway.
Taimanin Yukikaze is translated.
Just watch F/Z and F/SN anime then
>It aged very poorly.
No.
>The VN is shit if you've read a lot of better VNs
And no, you're retarded.
>Medb: What I mean is, it’s important for a woman to ride lots of men and make lots of babies!
Care to defend yourself, medbfags?
You don't get it bro. She's an unapologetic slut queen who doesn't even pretend to be pure. That's why she's more likeable than generic basic bitches who pretend to be pure when they are actually trash.
except shse wouldn't touch her master cause she only goes for chads
I want to get cucked by medb!
>Care to defend yourself, medbfags?
There is nothing to defend, Medb herself says she is a Rider because she rides men. She is an unapologetic slut and it's a breath of fresh air.
Then just become a chad.
Master is a huge chad that saved all of human history.
Because I'm busy reading her book.
Ok so what’s the main difference between the h scenes and altered scenes? Do the characters not have sex in the altered scenes?
If it was that easy I wouldn't even be playing this damn game
There isn't a single virgin TM "waifu" and the obsession with purity that has permeated the fanbase in recent years is just fucking stupid. The best TM girls got smashed like a trainwreck and that's been the case since day one, get over it.
FGO "For (You)" fags are no better than those faggot otaku who burned all their Kannagi merchandise, they were rightly mocked then and they're rightly mocked now.
Replaced by CG dragons/fish/bloodsucking after awkward touching.
>There isn't a single virgin TM "waifu"
Is this good?
the sequel is better, but not translated
>There isn't a single virgin TM "waifu"
>Rin
>Sakura (only in RN)
>Shiki
>Mashu
Next year user.
So, they no longer have sex? Which is the canon version?
My nigga. There was nothing like getting some snacks late at night and reading jpegs about trenchcoat dracula and his zoo eating a hotel. It was such a surreal feeling but strangely comfy. I somehow didn't realize about there being multiple routes, you can't imagine my ecstasy when a day after that i found out that there are not only 4 more routes but that said routes are as long and fleshed as one i just played with major differences and not just some short extra endings.
I know, the dude/dudette that's translating it is a god
At least its not Cordelia/Eliwood/Oboro tier bad art
We don't deserve Rattanman.
If you're interested in the mythology then it's about as comprehensive a read as you're going to get.
>One of the most infamous dykes in history to the point where the concept of lesbian vampires was inspired by her
"No". And the repackaging version to make it palatable to the Kannagi burner crowd doesn't count.
>Rin
Saber and Shirou
>Sakura (only in RN)
RN isn't canon and you're mad if you think Shirou didn't tap that after the fact. Also FHA.
>Mashu
Literally has Galahad inside her, plus all that Ciel-esque experimentation. And she couldn't be more thirsty for MC dick/minge if she tried.
Wait, you mean a girl who's still a virgin after everything? What's the point?
There is no "canon" version, it's just a console release and therefore was modified to be SFW. This happens with most if not all successful eroge.
She wasn't lesbian and there is zero proof that her crimes had a sexual motive.
Ride me Medb
I really like the attention to detail the artist did with the ribs' shading.
>She wasn't lesbian
There's no was, she IS.
>Zero proof
>Carmilla exists
>still no autobattle
>took them literal five (5) fucking years to implement a function to hide the dialogue box so you could see the background art
fuck me
Carmilla is a fictional story loosely based on Elizabeth. The real Elizabeth was most likely just a spoiled girl with massive mood swings and anger issues who took it out on her servants when she felt they didn't do their job correctly.
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Here's your servant
now go win the war faggot
>got Ozymandias, who has the exact same height and weight as me
Well this is a bit fucking weird.
>Hannibal
No grailed servants? Post support
>*fuck your wife*
Sorry bro i already won, when your servant is unfucking rivalled
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Piece of cake.
Carmilla isn't fictional in TM, she's an actual Liz instance.
>The real Elizabeth was most likely just a spoiled girl with massive mood swings and anger issues who took it out on her servants when she felt they didn't do their job correctly.
We can never truly know if 600 murders were fabricated or not, but it's recorded regardless.
Ok so if I want to download and play Réalta Nua but have a mac, would it be compatible with WINE? If so, that’s what I’ll have to do to check it out.
I've grailed Helena to a hundo, Cu to 90, Arash to 80 and Saber Alter to 90.
Top soul
>typemoon.fandom.com
Could be worse.
>Carmilla
Didn't her FGO self had the hots for the Shinsegumi guy?
Hell yeah.
Is the fate stay manga an adaptation if Réalta Nua? Does it keep the sex scenes?
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Ha! Suck it Shinji!
The eroges are as close to canon as you get but RN is an enhanced experience due to added CGs and music.
Sakura and Shirou banging in the HF movies is a small recompense, at least.
>the fate stay manga
There's multiple and they're the own thing. The HF one keeps the sex scenes. It's really fucking hot, actually.
Posting best girl
What’s HF and is it a remake of the manga? I’m a super newfag here. Also, can I plead Réalta Nua on mac? If not then I have to check out these adaptations. The manga and anime adapts the visual novel, right?
Why do you have a fucking Mac, seriously.
No, Hijikata has a line for her, that's all.
VN has three routes(story branching from the beginning). Fate, Unlimited Blade Works, Heaven's Feel.
UBW has an anime, HF has 2-3 feature movies out already.
So let me see if I understand. You start with the original visual novel, which has been adapted into an anime and a manga?
>WAAAH plz roll for me master!!
There are 3 routes in the original Visual Novel: Fate (Shirou waifuing Saber), Unlimited Blade Works (Shirou waifuing Rin) and Heaven's Feel (Shirou waifuing Sakura); all of them with different plots, sequences and revelations involving the Holy Grail War, the servants' past and the evil schemes different parties put in use depending on what Shirou does.
>tfw managed to get Arthur from a summon ticket
I'm happy with my plain husbando in a game full of eccentric waifus.
No just some shitty fan ship that become somewhat popular.
>Berserker (Fate/Grand Order - Raikou)
never played FGO but i guess im fucked?
The nips shipped them so hard that DW added some extra lines into the game.
Just google some shit like "fate stay night vn mac" and try to run it, i doubt it's even 1 gig large. Yes start with VN. Like fuck first result was reddit and some guy mentioned running it by using info from this link
>matou-sakura.tumblr.com
Took me 5 seconds and if it doesn't work out there are plenty more.
>Completely unrelated servants
>Get shipped
I don't know why I'm surprised at this point, I shouldn't be.
You're fucked for sure. Unless you mean in terms of winning the war, that is. You're fine so long as your balls hold out.
Yeah that’s exactly what I found. Problem is the person mentions it not being able to work on El Capitan and my iMac is currently up to date so idk if there will be any problems playing it.
Also is this for the super fan made one that includes everything?
>I shouldn't be.
This is the series where the King of Uruk wants to bang King Arthur. Of course you shouldn't.
Hannibal Barca... Who is this?
That's an established premise from the source material, not a fan crack pairing.
>Not knowing the guy who almost buttfucked Rome by riding elephants trought the Alps.
I don't know if I should be disappointed that Hannibal isn't Velber 01. Probably not.
It's not a genderflip, so I'm not interested...
;D
>emoji
Get out.
>calling emoticons emoji
Maximum zoomer.
>Seriously, who the hell designed that system and thought it was a good idea?
Was there any precedents for pity systems in gacha games before this? Isn't FGO relatively old?
>2 hours passed
How does he do it bros? I can't even post da tiddie without getting my neighbors internet banned
Sadly, it is not. The game cucks you out of your waifus more often than implies they even remotely want your seed.
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got the cake queen nice
>medb is an unapologetic hyperslut
>he last bond line hints that she doesn't really know what love is and knows it, but wants to know
Can you make a hoe a housewife with enough big dick energy?
Taking a look at the uncensored h scenes. The genitals are blurred. Is there a version where they are not blurred?
you can't polish a turd into a diamond
and even if she knew love, wuld she choose it instead of banging every warrior she can get her hands on?
Mods are too budy jerking off. Same happened with 500+ replies Shuten thread.
Only NTRfags like Medb
>she's not holding a knife in reverse grip in that image
Weird, had to double check that.
>Osakabehime
Exactly how fucked am I?
I hope you're a smellfag because otherwise you're gonna have a bad time with this NEET.
Medbfags are literal cuckolds
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I am the winner
>literally Medb
HELP ME BROS
Guys I think Shirou is somehow connected to redman what do you think the signs are there but I don't want to dvelve into headcanon territory too much.
>typemoon.fandom.com
enjoy the grail
I win at life
so i have a good chance of actually winning. she dosent seem that impressive.
We're both NEETs so that's something.
Is she smelly or something?
she canonicaly wears diapers
I'm gonna need a source on that
filthy dyke
>Beast Kiara
W-what would actually happen?
Haha, I get all the servants (with divinity).
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He didn't read THAT doujin
>It's just a doujin
Thank fucking god.
Her armpits are a forest
This is bullshit though
That's not that bad. Just force her to shave.
rec me some good fate doujins
pink mentality
Does anyone know where I can find a rip of all the assets of the game?
>Assassin (Fate/Grand Order - Cleopatra)
Nice, and she's hot to.
You gonna link it or what
prepare to get cucked by fat short guys
she's for caesar sorry
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does this mean I get access to EVERY Rider?
Fuck. Forgot about that. Well, at least she isn't totally crazy and not a bottom-tier Servant.
more like feet grand order!
choose your favorite rider I guess
Just search for Osakabehime on the panda
>tfw eternal skillet
>laughed at every time I post my support
It's not fair...
She doesn't give a fuck about Caesar. Not in real life nor in Fate. She whored herself out to anyone with a lot of power in order to keep Egypt alive but the only one she truly loved was her husband (her little brother).
Yeah found it, the translation's giving me a headache though
Post it in THAT thread bro
I promise I won't laugh
Jesus Christ how can someone be so wrong about so much basic shit?
Go back to /his/ with your fantasy fiction user.
in fate her wish is literally" I want to live with caesar and our son"
Is that why she begs for (You)r dick on valentines?
>The wish Cleopatra wants to make on the Holy Grail is to “acknowledge Caesar and their son Caesarion.” Towards the world far and wide, she wants to vigorously announce that her child Caesarion is a child spun from the result of the love between the couple
>Arthur
>Okita
>Rama in his proper class
>Fucking Shiki
Just.
Are you implying that events aren't canon?
No
YOU DUMB FUCK IT S LITERALLY STATED THAT SHE S FOR CAESAR
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
NASU TO SEND YOU A LETTER CALLING YOU A RETARD?
>Archer Rama
Wrap it boys, it's over.
saber shiki stomps
>shiki
We're fucked
Choose your slut.
jeanne doesn't belong here
and ishtarin is debatable
otherwise good list
All of the middle row
>jeanne doesn't belong here
someone hasn't read her doujins
I choose to be Ishtar!
Why does nasu like used goods so much
Because she is one herself. See
Ishtar loves to service black men!
>tfw all my favorite characters are 3*s
Feels good not being forever blueballed by shitty rates
You should start learning how to eat yogurt.
Ushi a cute!
STRONG AD THICK
DEMON DICK
>liking P2W unironically
>limiting yourself
It goes on the face and in your mouth, yes.
enjoy your super STD
Would you a karen?
FGO isn't p2w. You can clear literally everything without spending money as long as you read up on strategies and know how to minmax.
Repeatedly
You die after fucking her, no time for STD. But on the other had, it would the absolute best sex ever.
>tfw the FGO anime are going to suck even more than Apocrypha because the main character is even less interesting than Sieg
marry her?
It is more "pay 2 waifu" I heard.
The FGO anime will be shit but the threads on Yea Forums are gonna be DitF/Valvrave tier hillarious when /tmg/, /fgoalter/ and /fgog/ all come together.
How does Shirou get away with this kind of shit
Rolling.
Yes but if you have your sights on a certain character it isn't hard to save up for them using free saint quartz. Especially on the NA server since it's 2 years behind the JP server so we know who'll be on rateup in the future and can plan around that.
It was Angry Matthew posing as Shirou all along.
Naturally
>angra's sloppy seconds
chads can get away with anything
It was a different time
I'd want to experience Heaven's Hole.
It's the Apocrypha team again, right? At least they'll probably look nice.
Id pound sakura into oblivion
Which one? The Camelot movie or the Babylon anime?
I'm not expecting either of them to be good, except for maybe being nice to look at.
I know medea is good but is this version of her as good as her or am I fucked?
can I at least romance her and mana transfer with her?
she is best healer in game
>spoiler
She is smitten with Jason, so no.
Extremely high iq
I want medb to sit on my face and make me eat her out after an user nuts inside her
I already know that but I was thinking more in a HGW situation
does that mean I have to do all the fighting while she heals all my injuries?
I mean she would be great for a HGW like apocrypha where there are teams of servants but for a normal HGW I think I would be in a disadvantage
She's good if you put her in a team with Jeanne/Mash and Tamamo.
based ntrbro
>medea
she's 14 dude
You're pretty based yourself, user.
and she is also a ghost with a physical body made of mana and has been dead for centuries, what is your point here?
Made for argonaut cock