This is epic

Go back.

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Can't, your mom locked her door.

>new generation of dye-haired empty-headed single mothers with stripper tattoos and even less disciplined, decreased attention-span kids who will need 5-10 more years to mature into adulthood while being encouraged to consume even more addicting and isolating bing bing wahoo media for extended periods of time

woah what a dream

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With “gamer” girls, no thanks. I have hygiene requirements

my gf thought she was good at mario kart because she only played against her little brother and her female friends. the first time she played against me, she got and threw my n64 controller to the ground and broke the analog stick. its okay though, she bought a replacement, and also did a sex to me.

Reminder that girl sweat contains pheromones that will instantly trigger your urges. One sniff from an unwashed vagina and you'll be licking it like it was ice-cream.

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Reported to the moderation team for pushing the heteropatriarchal sexist bullshit idea that all women will become/want to become "mothers."

Expect your account to be deleted in the next few hours, sweetie.

You really cannot fight genetic programming and biological imperatives.

My gf thinks me sniffing her arm pits is weird

Based, is that all gamer girls are too incels? “Future mothers that hehe will understand you can’t pause online games”

I believe this actually. It really does make my hormones go out of fuckin control

You guys remember the whole bully hunters fiasco? Have there been any other such retarded attempts on gaming since?

Why are you trying to talk to me? I don't have to interface with you. At all.

Don't even reply. You're already reported and blocked. And that's tea, sis.

riot trying to push wymyn vs full men team where they got shit on for banning all support champs

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mothers nowunderstand it cant be paused too, they just want your ass down there immediately

Exactly.

Have the surgery.

Can vouch. I remember my first time eating pussy.
I always thought that it would be nasty, but something takes over you when you take the sniffpill.

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Lol no you guys are just animals

She goes down on you you go down on her. Thats the rule.

And you a fruit, so shut up faggot. Let the men talk.

Does the opposite apply to women?

I didnt get a blow back but I got to try out anal for the first time. I came prepared so it was great.

Only if you're Chad.

Yes, chicks love the smell of stale morning dick

The gameplay designer from League of Legends also wanted to make a PAX or GDC game design talk but only allowed women and Trans people.
The guy was fired before the talk happened iirc.

Do The Gays lack this gene?

Yes, male sweat makes girls just as horny.
Seriously, you thought people would eat pussy and suck dicks otherwise?
On a vacuum, they are going to taste like shit, it's just your biology just makes you go crazy in those situations.

Not that you should stop worrying about hygiene, of course, nobody likes someone who smells bad.

No. Males do not need pheromones.
They compete for females, no need to indicated their presence.

Get married

No, that's a mental problem.
Plenty of times it stems from a trauma or daddy issues.

Spoken like a true virgin

>implying that that is the end of it
My brother recently suggested that I tell everyone to just stop killing for a bit.

What are you talking about?
Look it up, sweat of the opposite sex makes people horny, it's a fact.

based and have sexpilled

So you browse reddit too huh?

I like how my hands smell after giving my best friend a handjob. It smells like his skin and sweat When I fingered his butthole interstingly it smelled exactly the same and didn’t smell bad at all. I was quite surprised.

his dick smells like his butt

Do you say no homo after?

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thats the plot of one of my hentais
ehentai page 28 something about catsister, search for sister in categories you cnt miss it

No the inside of his butt smelt like his dick. It didn’t smell anything like shit or bad but a nice skin scent.

I didn’t need to : ^ )