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>RPG
>Best girl isn't a romance option

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>girl

Correct, but you seem to have uploaded wrong pic OP, haha, its okay that happens smetimes

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>mary sue
>best girl
Nah fuck off.

>her father dies
>Geralt cracks an awkward joke at the worst possible moment
based

Not necessarily an RPG, but who gives a shit

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I know, truly a shame

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yikes

BUMP

Skelligers aren't white

the game hates her

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bump

Fuck off! Romance in RPG's is literally what ruined them, by attracting gamer gurls and faggots like this one

I seriously hope none of you s󠛡oyboys picked her over Hjalmar.

>attractive
>flirty dialogue
>isn't an annoying cunt
Fuck you Bioware.

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Also voiced by Lightning so even her VA is better than the real romance options.

You meant to type Liara, right?

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>caring about anything other than looks
Look at this fag.

Liara is shit from a dog's anus. Lightning is pure wife material. Fuck off, degenerate.

No I meant to type Burroughs.

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you also seem to have uploaded the wrong picture my friend

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disgusting freckles

She definitely fucks black guys.

>loyal
>cute personality. Hell, A personality.
>perfect body
What does Rule 63 Cloud have?

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>jaskier's sloppy seconds
ew
absolute faggot

retard

Too bad we didn’t get to team up with up vampire bros and kill this snotty bitch.

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You can let her cunty sister do it and get rid of both of them in one go.

I wish I could creampie the snotty bitch

>Alone with Geralt for a long time in and around the haunted house
>Insists on going with Geralt to wine cellar, incognito mission later
I fill in the blanks. Cerys probably grew up on stories of the famous White Wolf, and wouldn't pass up a chance. Annarietta is constrained by court life and does stuff to get away from all that temporarily.

I have a suspicion that the only reason this pile of mediocrity ever got popular was lonely teenagers and manchildren substituting it for female contact.

I'm still sad

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try again when you're done with high school

She's not into men, grow up

>mary sue
got owned and trashed by human swordsman
sure thing buddy

she fuck little radovid, why did you thing radovid hates mages

also she wants to do little bit detective work

Why would the queen marry Geralt? That would probably make some of the nord boys even more salty.

>uploading the wrong image twice in a row
Everyone here is a vanilla faggot now and I hate it.

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>She's like a daughter to me.
>Why can't I get Geralt to sleep with her.
user, please!

Whats with you people using the wrong pics.....correction

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Does a Mary Sue normally keep getting beaten up, saved and run away, and appealing to others for help in solving her problems?

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>the faggot doesn't know what a Mary Sue is
People like you are the cancer that is killing Yea Forums

>Tomboy tattoo girl who has a murder girl erection for REVENGE!
Imagine the smell.

>Meve
wanting used goods

>worst boy
>but the best romance boy
>not available for men

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>TFW you know exactly what the fan base did with Asari.
Well ,as long as you like big meaty space octogirl benis deep down your throat.

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Wrong.
>Made for BWC

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YOU PICKED THE WRONG THRANON!

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THREAD user.*
Need to stop clicking the post button in advance.

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Only because you asked nicely.

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Out!

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the thing that made cerys so attractive was her personality desu,and that sexy scar!!!!!!!

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>Not a GIF.
>Not Geralt on bottom.
>Not even making out.
2/10

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superior king of skellige coming through
youtu.be/Zjo57X2WgSQ

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Tell me about it

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I liked her, she said I was wrapped around Yen's finger tho ... which I'm not, I broke it up as soon as I was given the option.
>TFW I will never marry Shani, TFW the closest I got was Witcher 1.
It hurts.

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nothing long term, but you can bone her

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Is that the herbalist from the first area, the one you give a swallow to for the hurt girl?

Those hips goddamn

this

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>no beard geralt
>all those scene cuts
yes

Probably true, but that'd mean Hjalmar and Cerys have to leave the isles in disgrace and become mercenaries/adventurers somewhere on hte continent. I don't think that'd end well for them.

yeah, but you cant make her swallow ;_;

>Picking some intercourse, over one long term relationship.

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I knew your original comment was bait you massive daughter-fucking hypocrite.

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DELET

Ciri is not for incest!

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Meh

I'm still more of a Yen guy myself.
Non INTJ people will never understand the appeal.

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I wonder if people pick this because she's another playable character, or maaybe because Geralt said she's like a daughter to him. And then that one guys said something the lines of "SO?"

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>RPG
>Best girl fucking disappears forever aftere you saved her

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>Tortures people by bringing them back from the dead.
>Defiles sacred areas.
>Won't listen to warnings.
>Orders your friends around.
>Won't tell you her plans.
Low INT you say...

Magic's gone lmao

>INTJ
>Introversion anything
HA WHAT A KEK YOU ARE

virgins

>Tortures people by bringing them back from the dead
Sometimes you gotta break an egg, user

The rest can basically be summed up with
>I don't like headstrong women because im a beta bitch that cant push back

Triss is the true MGTOW choice, i guess
>is retarded
>is a pushover
>immature

it's not incest because they aren't related by blood

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I understand user, but come on, you had a job to do.

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But I did push back, pushed her so back that she exited my love life. But to each his own.

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t. cuck that likes being stepped on while watching other men have sex with his wife

Game Yen is retarded because the game was written by stupid Yennefer haters.

Spoken like a true gameonli

>he never read Shard of Ice in the Sword of Destiny collection
user, I have bad news for you...

is that webm from the video where she licks the black guy's asshole for like 20 minutes?

That's the start of the her character arc.

I actually wanted Shani tho. ... well that or Cerys. And I liked Jack in mass effect 2, It's not like I have only one specific personality preference, Yen is just seems like a meh choice to me.

Go on.

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>projecting this hard
Go renew your subscription to BLACKED.com

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*cockblocks your path*

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>picks the canon roastie as his waifu
>she's also a whore in the game
>even points out his favorite website
user...

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GODDAMIT NO NOOOOO
WHY CDPR WHY DID YOU TEASE ME LIKE THIS

Come on guys. you don't all have to like the same type of woman. What are you, so insecure that you have to insult other people's choices?

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seething Triss cuck

if Yen is a whore, Triss is a turboslag

I don't think we hate eachother user. I think sharing our like and dislike for respective characters helps us have open dialogue about games, offensive or otherwise. Think about it. If we couldn't express how much of a shit character we think eachother's waifus are, we might not have as expansive of a spectrum of waifus to choose from.

Unironically this

Triss is the biggest whore in the entire series.

>You'll never fence all night long in the bedroom.
Truely the darkest timeline.

Oh o-okay ... Shani is based tho!

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Shit, OP here. I just now realized that I accidentally posted the wrong picture. Here we go.

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>458720874

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>TFW no pure hearted succubus wife.

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she's not for muh waifu types

Reminder that if you like Triss you are getting Eskel's sloppy seconds

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>hey Yea Forums im gay
but we already knew?

>Having a problem with tomboys.
C'mon now!

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Reminder that Shani is the best choice, but we are all denied.

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I will never stop being mad about this. This and the fact that Shani isn't an long term option.

Tell that to Eskel.

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> being this homosexual

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At least she had a cameo in GTAV

But user, you don't have consent!

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thats the best part

That makes it even hotter. Same with LeonXSherry porn.

this

Her weird hair color turned me off

why is this the only pic she looks as hot in? instathot magic is real

Why did they have to normify Geralt?

She and Dijkstra fucked.

exceptional taste

sorceresses are all tricks and hoes
disregard yennefer
disregard tris
spitroast the fat assed herbalist from white orchard with your nigga dandilion

the problem is witchers are longlived. So I can image that after banging around for hundreds of years they just settle for a witch to at least have some enduring relationship with someone who also has the same life experience

fucking arranged marriages.

The MC had to be stuck with a blank slate instead of this hottie

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