>For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.
>Filled with pheromones, its poisonous gas can be diluted to use in the production of luscious perfumes.
>Salazzle lives deep in caves and forces the Salandit it has attracted with its pheromones to serve it.
>It punishes Salandit that couldn't bring it food with a fierce slap of its flame-spewing palm.
What did Gamefreak mean by this?
For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with
Parker Moore
Benjamin Hall
It means that you need to go back to /vp/.
Julian Williams
>What did Gamefreak mean by this?
I don't know but it makes my dick hard
James Stewart
Yea Forums has better discussions about poke romance
Jackson Myers
Wait, I don't get it.
Why is the Salandit the one being bossed around when males are rarer? Shouldn't even Salandit have a harem of Salazzles?
Jaxson Lee
>males are rarer?
???
Michael Diaz
Fine, but explain me why fight types are weak to fairy types but weak to steel types.
Camden Wood
but fairy types are weak to steel types*
Easton Powell
>Imagine getting a whiff of a Salazzle in heat and falling under their mind-control pheromone spell
>Imagine being lured back to the Salandit colony and falling in with the other rank-and-file Salandit drones
>Imagine worshipping Salazzle as your queen and mistress, mentally considering yourself part of the Salandit colony
>Imagine being forced to service your new Salazzle queen, basically functioning as a mindless sperm generator to satisfy her fervent sexual needs
>Imagine the Salazzle queen draining you of your male essence until you're basically a dehydrated, serotonin-riddled shell of your former self
>Imagine purposely going back to the colony during next year's heat to experience her divine, submissive ecstasy all over again
>That feel when none of this will ever happen to you
FEELS FUCKING TERRIBLE MAN
Chase Brown
You forgot the best part
>Salandit females not only release toxic gases, they can also emit pheromones that attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans. Inhaling these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by Salandit’s will.
attract males of all species, including Pokémon and humans
>humans
Nathan Edwards
Fae are historically weak to iron and steel.
Kayden Butler
If like three consecutive generations of all humanoid starter 3rd evo's didn't tip you off, GF has been completely taken over by furfags
Nicholas Ward
And that's a good thing
Ryder Morgan
Fairies are associated with nature, steel and iron being human technological advancement. Humans chop down forests en mass with their steel.
Nolan Cox
>all humanoid starter 3rd evo
Nathaniel Martinez
I'll gamble on gen 8
Charles Turner
>GF has been completely taken over by furfags
And that's a good thing.
Zachary Harris
how is he not drowning?
Michael Barnes
Lol IMAGINE being a pathetic beta virgin. What a fucking loser.
If you're going to whine this hard you need to get a life. Find a job and a bitch. Go realize what real life is.
Daniel Green
I guess they assumed your dumb ass would know anything about basic biology and sexual dimorphism .
David Brown
We just need a male counterpart, then everything would be fine.
Nicholas Campbell
They know that their games aren't good anymore so all they know how to do now is pander to the furries that still play Pokeshit.
Joshua Cox
Jose Cooper
>Salancel
Ian Scott
James Cooper
Didn't later revisions take out the human part?
Jeremiah Richardson
i know a fact this thread would be a million times better on /vp/