Do you think you can beat a Starly in a one to one fight? Be honest

It has the moves it needs and good abilities. If Pidgey wasn't such hot garbage after the split, it'd still be up there. Also Taillow was never really bad, but I agree Starly is better.

>can't sexualize a bird
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Starly literally needs two moves and a focus stash to take down any pokemon without status recovery or priority moves.

You're just trying to get people to post bird porn for you, aren't you?
Featherfucker.

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Annon....

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to give the Route 1 bird 120/100 offenses, Intimidate, and have it learn both Brave Bird and Close Combat by level-up before even level 50, but I ain't complaining.

its the emo hair

>That part in the anime were Starly gets a focus punch directly given to them by Ash's Aipom

I loved that scene.

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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

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You have no idea how much this pisses me off.

did it flinch

I certainly can sine I'm a Staraptor myself.

kill yourself I geniunely mean it

Ponyta NOOOO!!!

all the people freaking out at the bird pic...
litteraly just click image search u fucking fags
holy shit

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