This is 100% real and 100% ingame. Play Paladins now

Show me one fucking thing in this game that doesn't somehow look worse than League

A man of refined taste

I don't even play it but i love that skin.

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Too bad the gameplay sucks ass

I will not play your game, Hi-Rez Studios marketing intern. You can stop trying.

Chill dude, you're getting stressed over nothing, geez. It's almost like you prefer to shit on games over playing them.

Character design.

Wrong, some League characters aren't complete visual vomit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_crtK6MPl-o

Because it's not the same ass you saw and observed last time

Come Play, My Lord . . .

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Other than Sha Lin's face and Viktor's new look, all characters are pretty well designed,

Does her ass gets bigger the more kills you get? If not then fuck off

Show me good examples of character design then, o enlightened one

I want to impregnate Cassie

what do they all smell like?

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Why play the game to look at asses when you just make these threads all the time so I dont have to play it?

>all characters are pretty well designed
No. Some come close, but that's it.
Also, having fucking modern looking assault rifles in the game will always be a shit design choice. It doesn't help that they're inconsistent with their own rules on how crystal ammunition works.

>can't erp as them

worthless

BEST GIRLS

CASSIE
YING

THAT IS ALL

Why am I not playing it? Because HiRez is trying to kill it. Concurrent players are the lowest they've ever been. Devs don't fix bugs, won't fix competitive mode, and cheaters still don't get banned. But they'll add a new battle pass in a fucking heartbeat. Really sad because Paladins had some very good potential to create a great competitive atmosphere.

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Best girl is lian

a .jpg is not the same as a fully functional 3d ass that you can move around and jiggle yourself, user
.

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>when they started replacing all the old art with the new "improved" art

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for fapping yeah they are the same

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>actually implying
LoL characters can be pretty much summerized as either weeb bait, edgy teenager bait or literal ripoffs.

Why is her ass so fat?

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absolute plebs

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That's what I said at first to. But here I am now playing it almost every day.

GODDAMN

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Paladins artstyle is what LoL should have been instead of making edgy chinese gothic characters

Vivian best girl

If you wanted me to play Paladins, you wouldn't have me going to exhentai right now.

only if you post more

Furia is so close to being a 10/10 design. It actually angers me how close they come only to fall flat since she's my favorite support. Ignoring how her primary fire makes no sense (carries a sword but never swings it), her torso brings down her design.

Is only me or hero shooters are dying?

>her torso brings down her design.

what does that even mean

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The torso from 1 or 3 would've been so much better than what was finalized.

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You're absolutely right, that's a pretty good character design. The sturdiness feel is nailed by both the proportions of his body and the fact that he's a literal tortoise, the serenity his face gives a nice contrast to the overall rough look as if he's really an elder entity with big amounts of knowledge, and the cannon and anchor give us the feel that he really didn't used to fight at all, but when necessity came he took what was available and prepared himself alone, for he is more a creature of peace, which goes along well with his character description.

It means what it means, you brainlet. Her vest, or whatever it is, looks shit.

I wouldn't doubt it. Even Overwatch has lost some traction.

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The elf chick makes my penis hard.

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BBW containment board when?

>literally roadhog

who gives a fuck about her chest, you play furia to admire those breeding hips

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He's trying to bitch about her wearing pants without saying it

Serious question. Why can’t we have boobs and vagine in adult rated games. The closest I came to really caring about it was duke nukem 3D as a young teenager, I thought it was cool at the time. As an adult I generally don’t even want it or care, but the fact we can’t seem to have it for as far I can tell literally no reason kind of makes me want it. Would make me feel more free if it existed even though at most I would buy 1 game like it out of curiosity. Anyone else feel the same? And anyone have an answer for why? Plenty of bobs and plenty of vagine in movies, and even flat out porn which seems perfectly fine but they try to crush the equivalent in games when it tries to pop up. Makes no sense to me.

Pic is playerbase of Quake Champions, forgot to specify.

If I cant fuck the girls what's the point?

video games are for children. adding vaginas not only kills half your potential market, but also makes your game unsellable on any mainstream platform like ps4 or switch

video games are for kids user

good thread

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puritan boomer values that are still going to linger around until they all die off eventually. aside from being prudish, they probably think all video games are targeted toward kids still so they must be clean

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>who cares lol
Anyone who likes aesthetic characters, you absolute fucking retarded cock sucking monkey.

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I’m so fucking horny but I can’t save any porn until tomorrow because I have to wait for a ps/2 adapter to get here because I recently replaced my motherboard and I don’t like jacking off without saving some porn first. Anyone else have this exact issue?

stop lying this is an edit. its nowhere near that big in game

Just I checked Roadhog was a fat guy, not a turtle.

>OW
I have no idea how Hi Rez managed to make a game more fun than Blizzard on a shoestring budget.

Now only if they didnt kill off Tribes, I would like them

where's the fart porn

her corset looks fine to be jackass, good thing looks are subjective

No the character design is great but the game itself is so shit not even Government/Illuminati tier spamming will succeed in making gamers actually play Paladins for being such a shit game.

Probs deviantart

>on a shoestring budget.
Not only that also while being utterly incompetent. They're on a downward spiral though so I think it's safe to assume it was a fluke.

I'm not autistic so no

I stopped playing because they keep trying to force certain playstyles for champions and reducing your ability to solo carry a team. If I wanted OW style of not being able to do anything without your team, I'd be playing OW instead.

yes it is

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It's not a corset. It's some weird mutant vest, coat combination. A big part of what makes it look so shit is how flat the textures are.

only when I'm on meth

are you high right now?

Roadhog is just a fat cunt. The most remarkable trait about him is his ugly belly.

Think about it this way, if you’re a normie and you see every other human being as competition for resources, would you rather encourage your competition to reproduce and create more competition, or encourage your competition to kill each other? Normalfags will pretend it’s about “muh kids” or “muh misogyny”, but this is what it’s really about.

>games are only for kids

Literally never been true. My parents played the nes they got for me when I was asleep. It was when games first came out mostly true only because kids and teenagers are better early adopters of tech. But a massive percent of people in their 20s play games now men and women, and probably half of guys 30-40 at least own games even if only some play regularly. It’s a bullshit excuse. Even if 99 percent of the market was kids(it’s not) there’s no reason there can’t be adult games for the 1 percent that are. I also find it interesting that you are presumably over 18 years old, on a video games board, claiming that only children play games.

Actually youre right. That Battle Royale mode they had in Paladins was fun, until they seperated it from the game, took away the heroes and made it shit fortnite 2.0

They actually had something cool there for a while, be it disgustingly unbalanced, but its BR who cares

I love pears. Jesus fucking christ

>m-muh muh parents
it's time to grow up incel

>Never actually get servers based on my region despite setting it that way
>Get paired with russians and other third worlders while I have 300+ ping
>Said russians and third worlders never play the objectives and attempt to flank all game every game
>Get paired with the same hackers for multiple games in a row, they never actually get banned
>Used to joke that Gabe would add special keys to get even more loot out of loot crates, but Paladins actually did it
>You have to log in every day for a month to get ONE special loot crate which MIGHT contain something you want

The most disappointing thing is that Paladins could actually be a good game if everything else around it wasn't total shit, but I guess HiRez and total shit are inseparable.

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I do, though. I'm having fun with Barik, Pip, and Grohk.

It's literally a corset, the buttons with string loops on the front tug her stomach in.

She's literally wearing garter belts for her leg armor.

They matched knight armor with sexy lingerie.

>edit

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Bunny skin when? You just know it's gonna be slutty as fuck

>hackers
I play on NA, and I don't remember the last time I played against a hacker.

>Barik

I see you're a man of culture

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but roadhog is just a ripoff of Nautilus from LoL

>Paladins could actually be a good game if everything else around it wasn't total shit, but I guess HiRez and total shit are inseparable.
It's exactly this. I started playing late last year and I've already quit. Everything they do just makes the game worse, or breaks it in other ways. I saw where the game was headed and fucking bounced.

like paladins

You are playing in your correct region.

The subhumans pick whatever region has faster queue times instead of being regionlocked

Id figure its a ripoff of pudge from Dota 2

Which is fine for Blizzard to do, but Valve cant have skeleton kings in their game

>They matched knight armor with sexy lingerie.
This actually perfectly encapsulates hi rez's shitty approach to character design.

What character/skin is this?

Why does the art direction feel like it was made by different departments from different countries.

the arrogant bitch with the high heels and skirt dress that uses the sniper rifle

the camera got too close that it clipped thru her dress

Because paladins had an identity crisis for the longest time. You could argue it still does.

Why does she bend over so much?

They are in the early stages of LoL before they went full chinese artstyle

Because the devs like to masturbate to their own works

It's a player taunt

she's a whorish assassin like evelynn in LoL

Talus!

How else are they gonna sell this game to desperate waifufags who feel like they're being left behind by bigger studios who decide they don't want to make overtly sexual character designs anymore?

She wants the D.

She's an ASSassin who uses her looks to get what she wants.

Also Hi-Rez is horny. Just listen to Infernal Seris' voicelines: paladins.gamepedia.com/Infernal_Seris_voice_lines

Why are you complaining

Unironically Paladins is better than Overwatch though

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I'm down with any thong wearing character. It's 2019 why are our characters wearing such gigantic panties?

>Paladins is better than Overwatch
It is, but it won't be for much longer. Hi rez will make sure of that.

which studio is that?

Because it's not Blizzard Bethesda or Bioware, they are still churning out fapbait.

I was just curious.

>hirez

>games like Senran Kagura and DOA XXXTreme is for kids
>r18 rated games are for kids
>pc masterrace is for kids

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Maeve appreciation post

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Video GAMES are for children.

Post her ass.

QUALITY animation

makes big mommy milkies

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Lore's kinda plain most of the time but sometimes good stuff shine's through.They should expand on stuff like Furia trying to get Seris back on the good side, Lex coming to terms with the fact that he has to kill his old friend, Viktor's failed operation and Jenos against Khan at ascension peak.

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All I can picture in my head is some fat animator going "No, no like this" and doing the little hip twist to his other animator friend while working on her

She put the game in a shitty place so no thanks

wheres pepper

lord zhin demands new skin,mongrel.

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and thats all theyre good at aside from killing games

>Lore's kinda plain
It's also inconsistent. It's not clear what's a retcon and what's just wrong.

Blizzard: *Changes Tracer's pose cause she shows her ass*

HR: MAKE THE ASS AND BOOBS BIGGER!

you literally just got an Omega Zhin skin

never enough

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>*Changes Tracer's pose cause she shows her ass*
>the new pose is even better and a direct reference to pin up girls
Based.

>only 4 TDM maps
no thanks

>No one is posting Pepper
Nooooooo, human fags won!

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Saying this is bad for the karma but still, kill yourself

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HUFF!

HUFF!

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I'm with this guy Kill yourself

maeve!

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She was furry bait tho

I miss fucking slutty anons in the ass back when MMOs with similar artstyles were coming out left and right a decade ago. Why's this game gotta be a moba.

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too smol for tits.

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What are some video games about expectations not being met? twitter.com/Galindo_1510/status/1117956595025993728

How did that work?

that is 100% too big

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For you.

>SPOILER EVERYONE WILL END UP FINE
>WOW THIS IS SOMEHOW NEW AND EXCITING
jesus christ mcu viewers are fucking brainlets

This game has lore? I just figured it was a bunch of generic fantasy RPG archetypes shooting at each other with generic fantasy weapons in generic fantasy locations but also with ass and titties to draw in shameless perverts.

god i wish i had such a huge brapper

Browse MMO threads circa 2010
Banter with slutposting anons
???
Profit

just eat nothing but fast food for years and you can have it

This is a western game, isn't it? How do they get away with this stuff without the SJW attack dogs hounding them at every corner?

For me, it's Cassie! I could lick her midriff all day long!

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Because it's not mainstream, thus, no one would care.

Cute Mev!

>cap wielding thor's hammer
dumb as fuck

okay it’s got the booty but does this game have huge fuckin titties?

SJWs only pay attention to the biggest most popular games, so by virtue of being less popular than overwatch it flew under their radar.

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I'm disappointed there's no good Paladins porn.

They did get into a bit of a controversy with people claiming Furia showed too much thigh.

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[Stock fart sound effect]

yes, Ying is literally built for titjobs

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YES!

"Have you met my friends"

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But they fixed it by covering her default skin and leaving her thighs exposed in her recolor

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They just hid the original design as her alt skin

This looks like Vanilla WoW graphics

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I have to agree, for a Valkyrie type character, she really was showing too much. Too bad her recolor skin kept the thighs uncovered.

holy fucking sniffff

why would you need it when the game's full of sex appeal? I thought that was the whole point of making the game character sexy, so you could fap to that instead of needing someone else to make porn for you

You can find better, less exaggerated webms than the OW ones

I'd like a thigh-showing version of her default outfit, too. I prefer the blue over orange.

...and then released her with the original thigh-showing skin anyways, just not as the default

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any good feet tho

my brapper is big as is but i wanna go bigger
it makes me really jealous to see a person with bigger brappers than mine

Thanos' ass.

Look up the guy Geckoscave for good Paladins porn

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Racism in gaming community drops to 0%

I’m gonna need to see some proof

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god skye always makes me absolutely 100% diamonds
I need more

her hair looks like playdough string

She's literally a goddess of fertility

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theres not enough high quality sfm porn of paladins

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A total shame.

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The fact that they modeled Imani's breasts so that they're being squeezed slightly by her top is the most boner-inducing part of her design to me.

imgur.com/a/NhrMdWb

based as fuck stay MAD overwatch cucks

I want Furia to emote me in the face.

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>no armor at the sides so you can still slide your dick right on through
jesus

Which is a ripoff of whatever they named the Abomination character in Dota 1.

>Literally Nox from Smite

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Considering they made Smite, it's not really a problem.

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Which is literally a Warcraft 3 unit

Why is there never any skin that makes their gut bigger?

>slightly
Mate they look like they're about ready to burst out any second

That's not coincidence tho, being both games from HiRez, there are quite some skins tha exist in both games for similar looking characters.

>posting best Kitten
based and knifepilled

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Wait a minute, that honestly looks like furia's body but they applied the stretch tool to her thighs and chest.

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>censoring an imgur pick
There's a special place in hell for you

Now there's a pretty brapper. Exquisite.

It's a janky shit game in a janky shit engine made by incompetent devs who turn every gold nugget they touch into turds
I had my fun with it during the early days but no more

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Ying!

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Outdated but not outclassed DAMN

I'm aware of that fact. This just screams how lazy their character designs are. To me at least.

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she looks like she fucks human males

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Are you telling me I should start making paladins sfm? I'd end up just using blender instead.

Seris has really good feet on like 3 skins.

Make lewd Paladins animations senpai

And then we have coldsnap.... which is her best but hardest to get skin.

but user, it has titties and asses in it, you can't say that it sucks

The jank is where the fun is in these games. I enjoy pissing people off with that shit. The best part is they don't ban you for it.

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I can play games where those titties and asses can be used
when they're on a game where I can't reach them, they're useless

Nice pair of banana tits she's got there

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This is why I main her

>carried team of shitters pressing e and then debilitating the furia

I guess that is a classic skye play.

fuck off hirez

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I remember when Roadhog shot canonballs, spun like Bowser in a shell, and had a shell shield

No.fap

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You get access to some tna from the get go desu. You just earn the rest through events and saving up.

or from afking in mixer

This shit is literally chinese overwatch. Fanservice can't save it.

Hirez was 100% correct in abandoning Tribes Ascend. It had very few players and made no money for them. The game had no future.

Do you remember when roadhog cannot be stopped?
Chinese overwatch is a thing. You have to remember before making this shitpost on both overwatch or paladins thread that TF2 exists.

Sure but that was posted more for her great thighs, hips, and butt at the start of the webm.

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Not to mention they at least kept the game up for the 10 people still playing today.

kek fuck you

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Hey, if you're gonna do this use the cop outfit.

Why?

I wish that bowser shell thing actually hurt people. Yeah yeah, it's an escape tool. But it should do substantial damage too.

Your type disgusts me with your primitive thinking. all you do is play shitty soulless games because "Hahaha hot girl in game so me play it ahaha" go to some shitty site like reddit and never come back to Yea Forums again.

web.archive.org/web/20150805015151/http://paladins.com/

The ripoff meme gets old

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Sucking the entire team's cocks with illusions at the same time.

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How is this even legal 2behonest laderonies

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This, thirsty virgins ruined gaming.

Maybe I should play this game just so I can play with you.

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Overwatch would be dead if half the female characters didn't exist

These are the best

But... this game is fun.

I have killed countless retards by hooking them and then spinning away just barely bouncing them over the ledge. I guarantee if you master this you will make people in casual seethe hard enough to message you directly for 10 minites.

"Retreat into your shell and spin forward, dealing 150 damage and knocking back enemies in your path." Yeah, it is dissapointing, but looking at his changes, they seem hellbent on keeping it as an escape tool.

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Is that the Pandemonium guy?

So Yea Forums will you play Paladins?

Why does that mobile game get all the good skins?

Yes
He's the Dakini guy now, though

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She teleports to each illusion right as they blow their load so she can have each and every drop.

Different hitboxes allowing easier modeling

no but thanks for all the fap fuel

onions goys like you shouldn't be here real men are talking.

>calling others virgins
>posts on Yea Forums

*kouhai Moji

Wouldn't be a mobile game if it doesn't have really good skins.

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Never said I was't fine with original, I just prefer looking at her thighs covered, as long as her armpits stay exposed.

I already do, for the time being. At least until I get sick of these maps or these new heroes that aren't doing it for me.

>gets mvp even when coated with everyone's gratitude

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Yes, yes, a fine slampig. But what about the hot boys? Are there any?

didnt their launcher install malware? fuck that shit aint worth it for some pixel booty

only the hottest for you amigo

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Same, I really wanted Atlas to be a frontline but he's just too fragile compared to the others, especially when going solo tank. Now let's see how he does in ranked matches.

Skye's new skin is on par with this one to be fair but I always still say good lord

"And just when you thought you were the sexiest person here, I showed up."
Love him, a shame they basically killed his offensive potential on 2.02.

What's the problem?

This game absolutely kills its skins and art direction. Overwatch is literally the muslim meme from MK11 and I have no idea how they get away with it when everyone MK thread gets obliterated by it.

Lad they've always done this. Seris is a literal mishmash of other characters bodyparts, only with the premium skins did they actually bother to give her a nice model

i would actually be interested in playing this game (paladins) but i know ill get shit on since there are prlby veterans who been playing since the dawn of time

is there a ranking system, i mean do noobs get put with noobs?

Well then you'll LOVE this: pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5804f9ac1f1e8

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nah you're good m8 just stick with casual until you get the grips of things since it's mostly filled with newer players

yes and you play vs bots until level 5

don't play ranked though, it's dead as fuck so you get matched with people in Diamond and shit. stick to casual.

Does this game have a shorter haired blonde titty monster?
Asking for a friend of course!

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Have sex
And not with kids, you disgusting faggot
>video games are for kids!!

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I'd happily add you although I started playing like a couple of days ago and I suck.

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How are you supposed to play this game without furiously jerking it during every match?

The ranked matchmaking is shit, every now and then some random low elo dudes end up on high elo matches.

Sorta for this skin

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Her ass is why I say good lord. If you play on PTS you can see they made it bigger

Are the kpop skins out yet?

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Can't wait for the day when games like these will have characters in full sling bikinis, holy fuck, muh dick

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Ironically all that wears off because the gameplay does give some adrenaline. It's fun.

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Every fucking HiRez game eventually gets abandoned for the next project and always long before the game has actually failed. I'm sure a few of their titles could've become F2P Twitch bait mainstays at least, if not genuinely good games, if they didn't just drop support so readily.

>t. roastie

This is better webm

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Nothing will ever be worse than ob64 and they are at least fixing a fuckton of bugs. People only notice when things are broken, not when they are fixed.

On that note, FIX THE MUSIC FUCKERS

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>the way they the dick vein along the belly bulges when she cums in the last scene
>the way she pulls her suit open to let it flop out
holy FUCKING based

however i am deducting points for her being >cut

>easier genji

Nope, that locket is even in game if you use weapon inspect.

Boo, that's fucking lame
the leotard is a thousand times better

Thanks user.

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god damn i love honey select

she has 2 leotard outfits right now though. I could be wrong and it could be 3 though.

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I'm only browsing the thread just to see the T&A. But I've noticed that whenever this girl warps, the warping effect is always offset. She never appears where the effect indicates that she should.

It's not just this webm, but all the other webms with her. What's up with that? It's triggering my autism.

nice

I won't lie, when they added crossplay, I just hooked a keyboard up to my console version and play on that. It's pretty much the same even on switch.

There's no such thing as "showing off too much skin", you cancerous fucking queer faggot

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Santa dredge is good too......

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She got a new skin and her ass is 10/10. Dunno about the rest though.

Go to bed Kami

>started playing this game for the ass
>end up maining drogoz
what happened bros?

I like how they never modeled underwear on the fairy character and they did a faint vagina on her that you only see with 1 emote

you can't say this without providing picture evidence

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just fuck a dragon, bro

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You enjoy raining hell on peasants till a good strix appears.

Not to mention you have the power to shove your fist up anyone's ass and kill them in 1 hit

Uh... source?

e621.net/post/show/1669867/2018-3_toes-absurd_res-areola-avante92-big_breasts

that's right these incels are such misogynists they need to accept top of the art games which are respectful and mature and feature all the women in high heels and heavily armor while fighting half naked men, such as mortal kombat

these pigs just want to enjoy the display of flesh along their video games, honestly who does that, only like faggots , nudity should be restricted to the bedroom between a man and woman!!!

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>MK
sexist against men. They won't add back rain so the game is sexist.

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Holy fucking shit that is hot.

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>cover them thighs
>expose dat armpit
woa, so this is the power of social justice

This pic is so old

>1st person shooter
what's the point?

Third person option

it's literally in that picture

Ah yes, the product of those fine brappers, at last. May I take a sniff?

>that horrific ult nerf because shitters couldn’t hide behind a rock to avoid the explosion
I dropped her right there.

based, thanks friend

It's weird af, a fucking garterbelt armor? Please, user.

Your primitive brain wants ass, but your heart belongs to the sky

He got a nice hairless chest and a good beard

Any upskirts of madame series skin?

Even Cassie's emotes are slutty as hell

Just want to lick them mate, maybe put my dong there. Is also more aesthetically pleasing for me, but then again, what does Yea Forums knows about individual thought?

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All these skins in a FIRST PERSON shooter.

Pathertic

Because permavirgin weebs don't care about gameplay, only jerking off to sameface anime characters.

you can play in 3rd person, though

found the guy who hasn't played

you press C to play in third person

only retard newbies play in first person, third person gives you too much better situation awareness

Taker pov vids always make me hard as hell.

that's.. actually gay...

Same. Post your favorites. Mine is pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5afa2852cfb1f

>futa
Into the fucking trash it goes, and fuck you for elevating my expectations

>dat nice fucking hoplon
Fuck yeah, I wanna get my hands all over that

>futa
Very clearly a shemale

>rando bitch with her tiddies hanging out
What, are you 16?

>her model just falls into the spot she "teleports" to

>t.roastie

>playing a game because you want to fuck it's characters

Congrats on being a stupid fucking retard

what does not being impressed by generic anime tiddies #3007 have anything to do with being a roastie
If you're seriously aroused by that, reevaluate your life. Unless you're a child, then it checks out to be aroused by that.

Wow, noice. I'll check it out now.

>skindentation around her breasts from the tight breastplate
11/10

LOL

Damn seems like he hit a nerve.

oh baby

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I want to eat Vivian out

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You shouldn't go down on non-virgins. You might get candida auris and fucking die.

RIP

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whaT do you mean?

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Considering the voicelines and upcoming easter, i think its an actual rabbit

I'm glad they replaced that shitty emote with a better one.

>OW style of not being able to do anything without your team
stop playing casual

Imani is hot. And cool.

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Wasn't it datamined that she's getting a bunny skin? It's even teased in the top left here.

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>datamined
It's literally in the menus of pts saying coming soon.

Paladins is a dead fucking game. Just rip the models and make some porn because that's the only thing we are gonna get out of this.

>less than 20k peaked

Game is dead.

I've just got me ass kicked in 4 matches already, leave me alone.

Why the fuck can you take surveys for free gems on smite but you can't for paladins?

I'm good, I finished the event so I'm waiting for the next one like everyone else. Dragonballers was so much better than end times. I finished my qualifiers too and have been playing risk of rain for the time being. I expect the next patch to not be shit though since they've been pumping out content but they really fucked up stuff at first when they made the crossplay patch.

Still not as bad as cards unbound launch. That literally unironically almost killed the game in 1 week.

>got ass kicked by bots
lol

I regularly play other games with less than 5k, somehow they aren't dead.

Yeah, I'm not really proud of that.

They're dead you just can't admit it.

>tfw play this game all day long

t. randy

I love Maeve! And sometimes it hurts, a lot! Please be gentle with her.

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Paladins is one of the very few games I felt like a loser playing (not denying that I am one), as fun as it was for a few days. What kind of person plays Paladins in your mind? Keep it unbiased.

The characters are pretty fine and definitely deserve more sfm porn that's for sure.

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Give me a reason why should i play this game insted of just looking at its porn and playing something better

russians and chinks

I'm 29 years old and after having had sex for at least 100 times by now, cartoon women just don't arouse me anymore. Might also just be the age...

Jesus, that's a FAT pussy!

I wonder what happens if she farts while wearing that suit

>want to play this game
>all the good qts are locked behind grindwall
>all the good qt skins are locked behind paywall
suffering

Why play this when Warframe is better.

I'm almost 29 and was married once. You're just a normal fag I still love 2D whores.

Because it's actually fun compared to the repetitive, grindy, unfun warframe experience?

Fuck no, they removed the part and pieces customization so they can be lazier with skins and not have to worry about silhouettes or character design plus the new characters have been getting power creepy as fuck, I'll only forgive them if the bring the old customization back and get rid of the furshit they've been shoving in
Paladins was unironically better in dry bear's hands

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>that one time they tried super hard to jew the playerbase and it died
>undid all of it but heads still had to role
>it was the art team that did nothing wrong

How about the hunks, twunks and twinks though?

>You're just a normal fag
Maybe I became one. A 5-year relationship, a job, and a gym membership might have cured me of my weird fetishes. Most porn fetishes are probably caused by teenage hormonality and a lack of actual sex anyway.

I'll give you that, I do want the parts back. I don't hate what we have though now.

My! I do say, that is one large badonkadonk.

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boy thats some bullshit if i ever heard it the hitboxes are turbo simple

I want Thomas Holt back. Thundercuck's taste is basic bitch levels of basic
>Ooga Booga woman big titty long hair Ooga Booga we oRiGinAl now!
I have yet to find a skin or character made by him that is good

>twunks
I did not know this was a term.

You are wrong looking back at CS source and L4D2. I am used to pill shit since I used to play UT but I've seen what can go wrong. In a game like this anyways all the abilities pretty much say fuck you to accurate hitboxes anyways.

they need to redo this skin, the polycount is so awful

>h*rez
Nah.

>sex magically cures all physical desires and wants and needs and interests
t. retard
having sex with your hands doesn't count
>if you have had sex you won't want to see visually pleasing things ever again hurr durr
go drink bleach, you've malfunctioned

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It means your sex drive is lowering as you get older. It's a bad thing, homie, you're basically going to never have a sex drive once you're past your mid-30s and in your 40s, you're gonna need a pill for the most basic of sexual functions.

Sucks to be you

wc3 and blizzard never made the idea of a hooking skill

What they don't tell you about paladins is that all of these characters are basically unviable

>tfw no threesome with her and Windranger

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>virgin thread
absolutely embarrassing

You act like this is some sort of huge insult.

I am chaste just like my wife.

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>you guys are such virgin misogynists!
>your value is only weighed by whether or not if you've had sex with another woman!
>stop objectifying women, incel!!!
have sex

How is that a bad thing, he can actually do something productive like a normal person

>having a sex drive is bad
kill yourself off soon so the rest of humanity can enjoy life
hopefully you don't breed

>100 times at 29
the fuck? i had sex at least 300+ by the time i was 29, however i havent since i was 30 LoL 16-25 is the prime time

>weird cartoon porn fetishes
>all physical desires and wants and needs and interests
Who's the retard now? Getting laid/a life cures an unhealthy relationship with your sexuality. Why fap to plastic-looking fake women when the real thing is so much better?

>implying I don't want to fuck actual women

Virgin 'till 21 and a dry spell when I was focusing on my master's degree.

normans please leave this site forever

not sure what you're on about but actual paladins not the mobile game has some shit tier hitboxes, easy as fuck to hit anyone

Is that 100 times with a few girls, or 100 different girls?

If it's the former that's not impressive at all

zero times with zero girls. I am 28. Please leave forever.

pathetic

I'm not trying to impress anyone. It's not a contest. That said, even a sperg like me managed to unfuck himself, so all the defeatist user's ITT can as well. Get a job, get fit, actually put in the effort to interact with people. Social skills are exactly that: a skill. And any skill can be honed with time. You probably never will be Chad, but there is no reason you have to remain a permavirgin fapping to anime tiddies.

>Get a job
No.

Girls that use "jeez" are always wife material.

>I don't like thing, therefore it's weird
I bet you're the fucking weirdo, with closet faggotry secrets you won't tell anybody, dark secrets featuring you and your father in dark alleyways and gangbangs
you faggots project your bullshit complexes all of the time
it's such a damn shame that you weird ass freaks and biologically dysfunctional weirdos keep going over into social fields where people have heterosexual and human interests, such as video games and fanservice and shows and its fanservice, and then you weirdos try to shit all over them by pointing out your freakishly terrible sex life as an example of something everybody should reach to achieve.

fucking freak

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I'm agreeing with you for the tl;dr

I used to be a sperg who fapped to hentai in the campus bathroom. I got better.

Need healing

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This is 100% real and 100% ingame. And it is a much smoother and better looking ass. Play Fortnite now.

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your lack of sexual impulses shouldn't control others and their enjoyment of video games
>I used to be a sperg
nothing's changed, user
you now have a lowering sex drive which will be pretty much non-existent
you will never be able to satisfy your wife sexually once you pass 40
you're always gonna be that sperg
tick tock

SO fun that no one has posted anything gameplay related besides ass pictures. Ok.

>this whole thread

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The saddest part is that Paladins has much better game mechanics concepts than other shooters, HOWEVER the implementation is janky ass shit and won't ever be much better. It's monkey paw: the FPS

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>masturbating to video game characters counts as a sex life
>weaning yourself off of hentai means you lack sexual impulses
>having sex or being able to fap to vanilla porn instead of needing cartoon/fetish trash to be able to nut means you lack sexual impulses

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How do elves protest?

Who let the redditors in?

Naked protest.

Been here since 2006, friend.

>posts laughing men
yeah, I bet you like your men, hence your sperging at anime
>hentai is bad for you
>fuck anime, just normal pictures of horses do it for me
>haha someone else has desires
>*smirk*
>not me, I had sex once with my uncle who is now my wife and now I no longer need to see or want to see it again
>lmao masturbating at pictures
just accept that you're on a decline from here on out. by your 30s, you're gonna be a star on those commercials for Viagra.

there is nothing wrong with fanservice at all, and sexually-frustrated impotent individuals, such as yourself, will never be convincing with your preaching.

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You've never dealt with hirez before, have you?

when are we getting a new tribes game
who owns the IP
FUCK HI-REZ

How do you design tits, ass, and clothing to go with it on 3D models? Is it just built in/textured? Is it a nightmare to design clothing that doesn't just looked textured on? Am I even using the right terms?

Heroes of the Storm, Overwatch, and Paladins seem to have nicer models then most. All the korean crap look like a bunch of shortcuts were tkane.

Would probabl move to this because overwatch is falling down the SJW hole deeper and deeper

its a discord tranny, stop replying

Almost hooked me. But then I remembered it's multiplayer so you can't appreciate the things in peace.

I like Paladins gameplay

please tell me there is no other shit like this. I know they essentially released it in a recolor, but its the principle that they did it in the first place.

I could make that myself so I'll pass.

Imagine unironically screenshotting all this.

they did refuse to change demonette

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>as opposed to doing it ironically
lol
What were they supposed to change again? I like bad maeve. Not like she was a goody two shoes.

card?

Someone proposed covering her tummy and was shot down by a foul unwashed stench.

>I like bad maeve.
For me, she's like a knife in my back right through my heart. I want to die whenever I see her. I've cried myself to sleep over her and quit ranked matches because a teammate was using her. Sexual corruption of the poor kitten hurts me. It hurts me so bad. Deep in my soul.

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>get a job
>go to gym
>develop social skills
>fuck real women
Fucking discord trannies, amirite?

Actually I was about to eat but I lost my appetite just thinking about it. Got any good anime for me to watch to cheer me up?

>Is it a nightmare to design clothing that doesn't just looked textured on?
For a mobile game, maybe

But modern games just have much larger textures and thus it looks more convincing. Clothing is not really hard to get right though even if you don't have cloth physics. You can just do a simple extrude and shape clothes around it as long as the model has a body underneath.

I kind of want to play both, tried Warframe a while ago, was planning to continue but never got around to it and uninstalled.

my overwatch screenshot folder is mostly mercy
and chinese new year widow upskirts

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If you had testosterone you would get it

Nande koko ni sensei ga?!

Anyone else like the gameplay? Buck is fun.

Also I just found out kill to heal is fucking worthless because it is affected by cauterize.

So say you have level 2/3 kill to heal and you get in 1v1 fire fight and survive well usually you should get 800+ health which would be a nice chunk to keep you alive moving forward but instead because you've taken a shot in that exchange you instead heal for 80 because EVERYONE picks cauterize.

Why even buy that item? I'd be better off with any other blue or yellow instead.

>go and install literal malware (that you accepted to install and let it look at your files and processes and send the data to hi-rez, that runs always on background as a process not only when you are playing) so you can play a game that have some models your dick might like
What about fucking no

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I can't unlock the girl furry because they hate money and season passes are bullshit, so no.

cauterize is in beta

fuck off to reddit

BASED

>Says the anime poster
Yeah you can go back to your containment board.

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Nice argument but you enjoy that malware kiddo

also who is that nazi elf qt

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*catches Thanos's stink dumplings with my mouth*

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>Cover her up in the default skin
>The recolor that released at the same time as the default isn't covered
Based Hirez 4D chess'd the SJWs, they knew they wouldn't play the game in the first place so they covered her up but not really

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>cover her tummy
fuck off. that is my favorite part. glad he washed over you bitches

I'm not saying it isn't sexy. I'm saying it hurts a lot.

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You know what else hurts? RMB when you're under 35%

Please don't make fun of my broken heart.