Friendly reminder that if you have a gf, you DON'T play videogames.
Friendly reminder that if you have a gf, you DON'T play videogames
She ugly.
i want to marry her
having a gf is so overrated. i had one for a year and i hated it, glad i use my time more efficiently by shitposting on Yea Forums and masturbating instead.
i dunno, im playing videogames right now
i've never had a gf
but how do I play co-op?
How old are you?
I'm not trying to be mean, I seriously want to know.
I bet she smells awful haha
39. It doesn't bother me any more, I stopped worrying about it when I was in my late 20's
Same user you replied to. I'm 31 now. When will I stop worrying about it and how do I stop? I can't stand the yearning anymore.
Advanced gamer sitting position. She is an easy 8/10.
Seriously, look up someone like Zan Perrion or James Marshall and learn how to be with women before it's to late.
Very easy. Relationships aren’t that good as they seem. Movies and whatever other media you consume make it look 100 times better than it is.
I can tell she's ugly as fuck and I'm STILL two surgeries and a roid cycle away form even being able to make eye contact with her.
Have sex
I guess someone who's never had one would be the expert, right?
I definitely don't play video games as much as I used to.
>Called off from work yesterday cause I'm sick
>Spend the day playing "Wargroove"
>She comes back home "Have you been playing games all day?"
>Reply yes
>She takes a nap for like 4 hours
>Wakes up
>"You're STILL playing games??"
>Mini Argument
She's great but sometimes I miss the old days.
Had an ugly as sin gf but she was pretty cool to hang around with and she's the one who introduced me to Guilty Gear and God Hand, but then at some point she began to take care of her looks and somewhere along the way she became a souless mess
Was it a case of hypergamy?
>she
>her
have they made a video game that can do this?
I'll be there soon, 26 here.
I've perfectly accepted it and don't care anymore, just going to live for myself.
Never post this again
I don't know why, but my biological clock is going crazy as of late. They say men don't have it, but I feel the urge to fornicate a lot lately.
How often do you jerk off? Maybe it's just because I've come to terms with myself, my life and what I want but any itch I get about breeding or starting a family, a quick jerk usually solves the problem. It's become a biological function to me now, like eating or sleeping.
>tfw a girl likes you
JAV Code?
Do you post this in every thread that has "gf" in the OP? Are you a bot?
What if I have a husband?
Me neither, I'm 26 and am still a kissless virgin.
>stop playing games because I have a lover and I enjoy her time so I'm going to give her more of that than some old games that I have lost the taste for
I mean... it checks out.
>tfw you know this feel
>Never in 27 years has a single woman been interested in you, romantically or socially
I don't have a GF or play video games.
Bullshit. Sure it's not always exciting, but you always have those romantic moments that are special to you. Find a girl that likes vidya and can game with you. Or someone that is more independent and doesn't need your attention all the time. If you suck with women, there are plenty of online tutorials on how to be charismatic and more appealing to others. Like every gratifying part of life, it takes a bit of effort.
why would you want a woman in 2019? idolm@ster exists
stop posting my wife
>tfw you like her back
>tfw you date for years and enjoy romantic bliss
>tfw you cheated on her and he she hates you now
>tfw you wish you could go back to the early days and make small talk for hours before falling asleep together
finish berserk you fucking hack
Same here, 28 year old virgin. Should I just get a waifu?
Games for this feel?
no i'll be dead and it won't be finished
You don't choose the waifu laifu, it chooses you.
Bros I can't be apart of the kissless virgin crew cause I did kiss a girl
It was cool, I was really nervous and straight up told her that I suck at being intimate
Then she asked me if she could kiss me on the cheek (first time a girl did that too)
I tried kidding her on the lips several times but kept getting caught in her long hair. There was quite a bit of laughing involved until I finally kissed her
At first I didn't feel anything. But kept trying to kiss her, still getting caught in her hair
The more we kissed the closer we got but I think I enjoyed fondling her more than making out though. Can't really say I felt anything from just kissing
But I'm sorry I can't be apart of the club bros, still a 23 year old virgin though.
>you cheated on her
You deserve every little ounce of suffering you get
you realize she's a prostitute right?
Thank god. Who would want this over some sweet vidya?
nah fuck that cunt you got some ASS and that's what matters
Because I masturbate to you Rin!
Be like me. I found a girl that didn't actively play video games but wasn't entirely disinterested either. Showing her games and watching her grow as a "gamer" has been a rewarding experience and actually reinvigorated my love for games. 2 years in June!
gotta draw more rin
Hell truly is other people.