>Skill descriptions that take up half the screen >Broken super rare skills that are literally just better versions of existing skills >So many game modes that I don't even know what I'm supposed to be playing anymore >Everyone just runs boring as fuck armor units that move like snails and have absurd stats >All the popular waifus are taken, so they release a bunch of alts, nobodies and donut steels
>game about war and building an army >all the strongest units are little girls in silly little dressup costumes with 'funny' hat accessories >fully armored male war vets have less defensive stats and strength than women in bikinis >game is completely pay-to-win and each unit (or skill) you want costs an average of $60-$70 each, if you're lucky The makers of classic FE games must be rolling in their fucking graves.
William Walker
>The makers of classic FE games must be rolling in their fucking graves I doubt that
Justin Jones
>in their fucking graves Kaga is not dead.
Camden Butler
Fire emblem isn't that old, most of them are still alive and probably laughing all the way to the bank.
>"playing" gacha seriously instead of something you just glance at while you're on the shitter
Eli Gutierrez
Silhouettes in either 15 mins or tomorrow.
Liam Gomez
>all the strongest units are little girls in silly little dressup costumes with 'funny' hat accessories >fully armored male war vets have less defensive stats and strength than women in bikinis Factually incorrect, the only overpowered lolis are Nowi and one of the TIkis.
On the ther hand, Sutr and the Hectors are pure cancer.
James Garcia
>Hectors >cancer lol who the fuck has problems with Hectors in fucking 2019?
Brandon Walker
How'd your AR week go, bros? >-60 defense >-40 offense Pretty good here.
This series used to have standards and a sense of dignity. It took itself seriously, back before the Awakening-Heroes era. The entire tone of the series and its fanbase was completely different then. What happened, bros? How did we get here.
Logan Fisher
>All the popular waifus are taken, so they release a bunch of alts, nobodies and donut steels There are so many fucking good characters that are still missing, even ignoring the fact that muh wife isn't in. It probably wouldn't be so bad if we didn't keep getting all these fucking alts. Oh boy, can't wait for another set of fucking swimsuit sluts.
The current best units in the game are a big burly armor dude with who wants to burn everything, a half naked big burly dude who can turn into a one eyed dragon, and a big muscly guy who can turn into a bird.
Dominic Allen
>fucking nothing See you guys tomorrow to play "Who's that Pokemon?"
Cursed Lance Fury 4 Desperation Galeforce Heavy Blade or Flashing Blade seal, run teammates with Wings of Mercy to teleport to him as he does 12 damage to himself each attack, which means even if no one counters he'd put himself to 75% in one attack, 50% in two.
Nicholas Roberts
What if I don't have Fury 4?
Zachary Wilson
On what planet is Hector cancer? He's good, sure, and arguably better than he should be even. But Hector is one of the only male characters in FE history who gets fair treatment in FEH. Just compare all the red mages and tell me this game doesn't have a clear bias towards female characters. And what about Seth? Or Haar? They're two of the strongest men in FE history and they're trash in Heroes. Yet Karla and Soliel? They're way better than they have any right to be. What about Halloween Myrrh? Brave Veronica? Ophelia? Winter Tharja? L!Azura? Both Micaiahs? Brave Lyn? And the list goes on. Most people's teams are 75-100% female units. The only males you see regularly are Reinhardt and Surtr. Almost all the best units in the game are female. Duma is garbage. Especially compared to all the female Dragons who got the 'trainee' stat bonuses. I'll give you Tibarn and Surtr, though. Game still has WAY more good female characters compared to male ones and a clear bias towards making female characters better they were or should be.
John Cook
Fury 3
Owen Mitchell
>Going MRA over fictional characters. Sad. Ophelia deserves to be strong because she's the only good mage in Fates.
Right, because fiction isn't how we abstract and dramatize reality and isn't a tool we use to teach and learn. And males don't deserve rights and representation only the CLEARLY oppressed women. I hope you get drafted to war and your wife leaves you with nothing but $1000 monthly alimony payments for the rest of your life, dipshit. Enjoy your pretty princess dressup game until then, fag.
Brandon Wilson
>Elise Strong, I'll admit, but I find she drops off during end game. I should try reclassing her next time, maybe. >Leo Easily the weakest of the royals, his prf sucks and his son is gay. >Nyx Starts too weak, babying her gives little payout compared to just pairing Odin with Elise to get a godly Ophilia. >Effie You're going to have to explain that one to me.
Is that really a decision you're leaving up to anonymous strangers?
Mason Robinson
I don't know much about the game. I just collect the orbs.
Brody Mitchell
Elise is always really good Leo is extremely good even as the worst royal, who cares about his prf just forge a steel tome Nyx actually omega sucks to baby and if her hp doesnt level up then she falls off pretty quick. But when she does get good level ups she gradually becomes easier to train and much more useful
Effie can reclass to strategist
Tyler Lewis
Kaga is a shit game designer.
Aaron Stewart
the makers of classic FE put a thousand year old dragon loli in their game what the fuck are you on about
Man, I love FE as a franchise, but IS has completely ruined the app due to greed. A depressing reminder that money is the only thing that speaks
Jackson Brown
>New player >Roll until I get adrift fem Corrin she's cute >Do the first few story missions and immediately feel overwhelmed
Like holy shit can't they ease me in a bit to the huge amount of shit there is that I have to do Christ I even accidentally played a mission in Book 2 because apparently you can just skip parts of the story now, why would they ever do that
Book 2 and 3 are separate stories that are loosely related, and they kind of encourage new players to start with them whenever. You get free units for doing the first couple chapters so it's worth.
Henry James
Do Book 2 and 3's opening chapters to grab a free Fjorm and Eir, then go to the paralogues and grab your free Legendary Ike. Oh, and if you haven't chosen your freebie CYL units yet, grab Brave Lyn and Brave Veronica, you're really going to want them for later.
I'm not sure. We have all the assets and know all the general damage calculations, but I don't know if we know exactly how the game's ai works.
Charles Sullivan
Ike's games bleeded the franchise to the point of death. Remakes of the Marth games were made as an apology and a stalling tactic. Then Awakening was made and everything was all about fanservice and waifus.
Chase Myers
>updated app launcher now has a shitty little picture of Feh in the corner with an orb on her head for zero reason It's like they're mocking me with how much they're cutting back on the orb handouts.
>pick up feh >get brave roy >brave character banner >nab BLucina/BIke/BLyn and get to tier 20 >get placed against a bunch of +10 dancer reinharts with some tanks >get booted to tier 19 >repeat like 3 times >would you like to uninstall Fire Emblem Heroes? anything change from december 2017-now?
Dominic Gomez
aether raid yes aether resort no
Cameron Green
It was kind of fun for the first few days when nobody really gave a fuck about optimal play. Nowadays though it's pretty frustrating and not fun to deal with.
Jack Williams
FEH threads a year ago >Where the FUCK are beasts? FEH threads now
Adam Thomas
>tfw when got LYN'd during the last gold orb event FUCK ISIS
>Mode that makes it literally impossible for new players to catch up thanks to how it handles its resources. I'm thinking yes.
Nathaniel Brown
IS doubled down on making it a P2W mode and it's also brought out the worst in esport autists
Matthew Thomas
>visit /feg/ >somehow became even worse with aether raids autism
Ephraim is the best Cavalry in the game. In before Reinhardt, but he is an upstanding male character too. I guess Veronica deserves a mention though, but let her have the spot as the best staff user. Brave Veronica is a pretty regal unit regardless.
They can't stop sucking thread identity and youtuber
Blake Butler
>Ephraim is the best Cavalry in the game. It's Reinhardt, who has more range and can invalidate almost anyone that isn't a green tank.
David Perez
fuck beasts and fuck their yugioh level text
Levi Cook
I knew the place was bad but I figured FEH would have made the place a little better but I guess I was wrong. It's pretty hard finding a decent place to discuss FE.
Tyler Nguyen
You'll take your Kurthnaga, Nasir, Dheginsea, and Ena (who's inexplicably stronger than the other three) banner and you'll like it
Robert Green
Aether Resort is a pretty pointless mode but it's surprisingly pretty comfy.
I've never liked them and the fact that I now have the opportunity get spooked by this fuckwad enrages me. I don't like the barabait either, but they don't get me actively mad as much as this faggot.
He's not as dominant as he once was, but he'll still fuck an unsuspecting team sideways if he catches you unaware. It's hard to powercreep out a unit with a statline and prf as powerful as his, combined with the farthest reaching movement type in the game. Reinhardt is the entire reason horses still don't have any good exclusive skills, while every other movement type has access to good exclusive shit.
Michael Jenkins
So what you're saying is only when Reinhardt wins CYL will cavs be meta again yes?
Easton Brown
Nice hair, Goober
Thomas Turner
Brave tome is good when you has enough attack
Nolan White
Cavs are still actually pretty meta in AR actually, and it's really common to see shit like Veronica and B!Lyn. Reinhardt too, of course, but he's a distant third after those two. They aren't meta in Arena but Arena is Armor/Dragonfest feat. your Legendary Unit + Whatever Bonus unit you're forced to run that week.
Matthew Jackson
He will never win now that shithouse is a thing
Christopher Hall
Only 1 Fates character has won CYL, and it took her 3 tries. 3 Houses could very well end up in the same boat, especially since the main character role seems split up again and the MU is once again an attention sink.
Ryan Perry
There's nothing to do in this game until they release more decent units
Oliver Morales
How long until my wife is summonable again? I want to +10 her.
Good timing. Just got into the swing of FE:H and I'm enjoying it a fuck ton. Any startingish tips?
I already wasted my hero grails before you mention them
Hudson Williams
Just got one of my most awaited this past week! I was mad when they did it to Canas, but holy fuck am I furious that they ruined Haar, too. Don't wait for a character, they're always going to be a crappy welfare
If you haven't already, go get your free Fjorm, Eir, and Ike. I'd also recommend choosing Veronica and Lyn as your free CYL picks and rerolling until you get LAzura. Aside from that do Arena/Aether Raids/Arena Assault even if you score poorly for the rewards. I would suggest having a decent team for each movement type and working from there.
Adam Smith
>Ross
I'm telling myself his BST will be massive by the time he gets in but I'm not really believing it.
Nathan Cooper
Don't fall for the 4*+10 meme. Don't combat manual limited units. I did both of these and hate myself for it.
Jonathan Campbell
Canas can be saved
Joshua Jackson
I really want Velouria, hopefully she comes back soon.
>Not!Marth was the and TT to get a rerun not 1 but 2. Kinda bullshit that happened before gails come along.
Liam Harris
4 +10 is only good when you can't stop rolling the same unit you don't care Upgrade him/her for SI
Wyatt Carter
Uninstall as soon as possible for your own benefit
Jose Evans
>everyone in the game has access to Masked Morth for 100 grails even if you somehow managed to miss the first three tempest trial offerings >vanilla Lucina, who has the exact same stats, is STILL a 5* exclusive.
Josiah Anderson
I want Cynthia and actual Severa. Current Selena and her art are a fucking travesty.
Henry Campbell
>Mask Marth for TT >100 feather and 1 orb 2017 christmas was shit
Landon Thompson
I snagged Ophelia, Brave Ike, Veronica, Ranulf, BK, and Mordecai so far for my 5*'s. I plan to 5* Hana (and at the perfect time apparently, looks like she just got a new sword at 5*). I managed to get tier 2 AR and I've been splurging at the arena.
>Don't fall for the 4*+10 meme. >Don't combat manual limited units. I'm new enough to not know what either of those mean
To be fair she's kind of the absolute worst TT unit. Hell, I'd argue she's the worst grail unit period, considering she comes with a grand total of fucking nothing for skills, and she's just a free iv-less version of a launch sword that's been powercreeped the fuck out of. At least units like Narcian or Usula come with weapons or skills that you might want to pass on to somebody else.
Nathaniel Ross
Hoping for Hero Severa with an ax so Cordelia user can get access to a good green unit for his team.
Owen Wilson
>Hana Ew.
Jaxson Anderson
>6 orbs + 5 days worth of orbs left I'm not going to make it, am I?
I don't see the issue with making manuals out of your limited units if you still have one to actually use.
Nolan Rogers
>Don't fall for the 4*+10 meme. This means don't merge 4 star units to make a +10. Those technically get stats equivalent to a 5 +5, but in the long term is not worth it, especially since feathers are very easy to get.
>Don't combat manual limited units. Manuals are a way to recycle units and keep them for merges or skills, you can even promote them but they stop being actual units in your barracks (which is also good as that frees space). The limited units are the ones you get in stuff like Grand Hero Battle or Tempest Trials. At most you can at least keep one copy and manual the rest, but do not manual them all because they might never get a rerun and you'd be forced to spend grails to get a usable one.
Bentley Martin
I'd honestly suggest restarting and rerolling until you get a L! Azura, though you could just wait for her next banner and just save up orbs for her. She's a really fucking strong unit, probably the strongest in the game, it's worth grabbing her if you can.
Luke Howard
>rolling for cucktria when Palla has an alt right now
Juan Hughes
use your wallet
Gavin Collins
If you want to use Ophelia, look into Lewyn or Keaton next time they're around so you can inherit Special Spiral onto her. Between that and her unique tome, she can start off with a fully charged 3 turn special that recharges after every fight, assuming they don't have Guard. Pair that with the AoE specials and a few dancers, and she can annihilate most levels in a turn or two
Kevin Phillips
Zzzz
Luke Torres
That's not the problem. The problem is that there's currently nothing to do with the units we have. New units only give us 3 or 5 more maps of story mode, which can be cleared in one sitting.
I knew about Ophelia nuking shit 24/7 with other mages but I didn't know about special spiral, jesus christ. Thanks for the info, it sounds terrifying.
William Sanchez
>To be fair she's kind of the absolute worst TT unit. >Hell, I'd argue she's the worst grail unit period that's Clive
Jacob Price
Nigga all the whitewings are boring, I'm just saying at least get the least boring of them.
Colton Bell
Anyone know what the first move type bonus will be for Grand Conquest so I can change my lead? I think the last bonus type from last GC was fliers, but I'm not 100% sure.
James Diaz
>Everyone just runs boring as fuck armor units that move like snails and have absurd stats Boring ass casuals and whales maybe. Flier teams are the patrician choice.
>unrestricted movement allows taking advantage of terrain and making the best use of positioning >wide variety of unit types that include dancers, something cavs and armors don't get >units are mostly waifus
Let's see off the top of my head I want. Python Forsythe Valbar Kamui Mycen Yarne Nah Gregor Kellam Proper Noire Mozu Brom Gatrie Shinnon Rolf Gangrel Yen'fay Say'ri Anna alt Miriel Maribelle
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY Vaike Boyd Cynthia Severa Jill
Tier lists are shit. Everyone knows what the good units are, putting everyone else in tiers just makes people feel bad for using a unit they like. Especially considering almost everyone is viable in some way.
>Tier 20 full of reinhardt and dancers I definetly don't miss this Anyways no, they introduced tier 21 and now score is based off bst so you can expect reinhardt on the lower tiers like tier 17 while on tier 19 forward is going to be mostly armored and fliers
Luke Walker
>No bold fighter End turn with an armorslayer
Carter Bell
Fliers are the second most casual pick since they released legendary azura and they're more cancerous than armored on aether raids
Aaron Perry
Sure seems like it. I changed to a flier team for the first time last week and no one left without losing at least 2 units. Lots of occasions where my Nowi or Nino would nuke and get danced twice. I feel pretty scummy, to be honest. Maybe I'll go back to my old team since it did pretty well anyway.
Are you saying precious anime girls can't be burnt crusty sluts? because boy do I have some doujins for you
Aiden Hill
I know about cannabis doujin
Caleb Kelly
Wagasa seems like a neat weapon, but I have no clue what kind of unit to give it to. If I used a lance dancer I'd probably give it to them, but I don't care about vanilla Azura.
Joseph Rodriguez
Eh 4*+10 is fine for launch units you aren't planning to use, and for Olivia.
I have a 4*+10 Est with her weapon inherited and she murders everything in PvE.
I just merged my copies of Cordelia because I realised I'd rather merge Shigure anyway.
Nicholas Thompson
I'm still rolling for her, so I can feed her skill to Reyson. I got 2 flying Nino instead so far.
Andrew Collins
I have 1600 orbs and nothing to spend them on.
Ryan Rivera
ya but gimme mah orbs
Gabriel Green
>soloing an entire AR team by herself Nothing more hilarious.