And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo

>he doesn't play exclusively conchbox until his pocket cumdumpster logs on

fuck that was such a good joke. I miss old valve's sense of humor.

>STILL no update
please Valve, it's been 2 years, give us something ANYTHING.
even if it's only that community server finder you mentioned a while ago, anything.

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anything that doesn't unlock it automatically without having to do anything

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Should I buy a bunch of keys, sell them, and get a bunch of ref if I want to craft hats?
Would it be more efficient if I bought a bunch of MvM tickets to sell instead?

why does no one play cp

you can get game in casual 5cp but it's full to the brim with tryhards since it's the most popular comp gamemode.

The only people that play CP are underages who just downloaded the game and the NEET tryhards that think they are "based" because they can do Process rollouts. It sucks because CP has some great maps like 5gorge, Freight, and Powerhouse

>I prefer the black box
go away

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>enemy team has more than 2 snipers

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I'm a huge RE fag and it's the closest thing to pic related. Don't bully me.

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>your team has more than 2 snipers

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>enemy team has more than 2 snipers and they're all friends with pricey unusuals and australium they bought on their boyfriend's debit card and they carry their team

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>your sniper balcony has 3 of the same guy and nobody else seems to notice

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>enemy team has snipers that carry their team
>everyone on your team switches to sniper/spy
>they're all fucking awful and lose us the game even faster because no one's capping/defending

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friendly reminder to have at least one piece of waifu memorabilia
your love for her will carry you to new heights and make you a certified fraglord

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This is the face of tf2 in 2019

>builds a mini on top of a medkit

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>builds a normal on top of a medkit

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Why did the exploitfags have to ruin sv_pure forever? It's hard to find a server with it set less than 1, let alone tell if it's set that way. And it's also impossible to find one that isn't a silly server so those weapon remodels don't collect dust on Gamebanana.

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Valve's too lazy to patch out the exploits properly, so they restricted sv_pure and deliberately forgot about it. Same with sprays.

paid skins ruined sv_pure

it's not fair laddies

Every cunt engi
Is using the wrangler now
fuck damage resis

>POP POP
>"SENTRY DOWN!"

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Let's hope for a huge one this summer.

They should be nerfed.

*ahem*
NERF THE KRITZKRIEG
NERF THE PHOLG
NERF THE HUNTSMAN
AND MOST IMPORTANLY
BUFF THE ________

i honestly hope they rework the phlog.
it's easy as fuck to fight, but i'm sick of having some braindead fuck farm the braindead fucks in my team, while i constantly knock hm back since he's being ubered by a medic.
shit's fucking annoying.

>BUFF THE ________
Eviction Notice. Take away the health drain; replace it with self damage when unsheathed, like the Sol/Demo katana.

Revert the fucking nerf.

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LOOOOL GET FUCKED

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Do it.
Do it now.

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That's what the Warrior's Spirit should get.
It should be more like a laser, like the other Grordbort weapons. Same for the Manmelter.

Buff the Winger. Give it an extra shot and 20% extra damage.

Does pic related need a nerf? It's as useless as spy is in comp, but in pubs it just punishes you for having teammates with no awareness. Without the Kunai the spy will still do well, but is still able to be caught if you play around them stomping your gibus snipers, but with it there's no catching them unless you airblast them into a corner or debuff them afterward, and even the latter fails if they use the DR.
Huo-Long Heater. While the ammo drawback isn't awful when playing around ammo packs or the cart, the ring of fire does jack shit to stop spies and its damage bonus versus burning players almost never comes in effect. Increase the size of the ring of fire so spies can only get a stab for free if they come from above and make switching to it (not reving up) faster.

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>nerfing for pubs
Kill yourself. Ambassador nerf was purely pub based and it was a fucking stupid nerf

balancing around pub play is awful.
it's the primary reason that shit that was never good got nerfed, as it's effective against absolute shitters.

Buff all syringe guns.

>kunai
>needing a nerf
The Kunai is fucking shit and only shit-tier "tryhards" use it
I have zero respect for kunai DR spies

So it's a shitty crutch and you want it nerfed to be even more useless.

Weapons which reward players for kills aren't bad, even if they can get kills on pub retards and have an easier time killing decent players.

>haven't played the game in years
>playing as demo man waiting for setup time to end
>scout comes up to me and throws a bucket of chicken at me
wtf?

Do you not like chicken?

The only thing Spy has that needs a "nerf" is the Diamondback, and that really only needs to not crit while disguised.

I can't make any friends in this game.

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Itd still be broken.
Just make it mini crit and reduce the clip to 5 or 4

git gut
I get randos adding me all the time from casual matches

>tfw you havent been added by a random since 2012

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>casual randos add me
>never play together ever
>try to join their party / games
>they always go offline

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I just want someone to relax with and make casual jokes

No.
Also a disguise breaking shot should do, like, half damage.
That first shot is often the most important.

Post Steam. I'll add.
But you'll need to start us off. I'm poor at that stuff.

You're retarded. You can easily get rid of the disguise with a team spy disguise and still abuse the gun. Or just knife it away in a safe location.
You arent fixing the DPS, you're just making "first shot xd" have less impact but still followed up with a 102 potentially on an easy bodyshot.
Even if we did half, itd be 153 damage killing medic in 2 easy as shit hits to land. And you'll still probably have some more backup crits to kill another class.

Do the minicrits idea. It doesnt gut the gun but does nerf it appropriately.

I don't talk much when I'm playing. At most I'll throw out a 'lol' when somebody inevitably rages at me. So, are they afraid to just join my party? It's not like we talked, so I'm not inviting these people along.

tomoko steam profile url

Hey, don't insult me. I was just improving that other guy's idea. I'd be fine with yours, too.
I just don't like when someone who looks like he's on my team comes up with surprise crits. Even if I know he's a Spy, I don't know he has crits.

Are you a guy or girl? I am terrible aswell and I am sorry I am getting cold feet

Tough. Dont just say "no" and then try to improve an already stupid idea.
The gun itself is a poor design but in a way unique. Free 102s for just camping and Engie is obviously very unfair. Its banned in HL for a reason.
If the DB does minicrits, at max a Spy will be coming at you with 69 damage, at 2 shots this will kill Scout, Engie, Sniper, and Spy. Something you can also do with the enforcer. But you'll also have a double option to do Ok mid range damage.

>No.
>gets yelled at
>okok your idea is fine

>girls
>on Yea Forums
What do you think, user?

I can't fucking tell, we are all anonymous

I'm a little girl and so are you.

>want to play TF2
>all good community servers are either weekend only or long dead
>play Casual
>every casual match puts me up against hordes of Soldier/Demo/Pyro mains while my team can barely counter a single spy
>cant do anything but watch my team get stomped
>get one game where it's my team stomping them
>leave game wondering why I even try anymore
I started counting the days since I got a balanced match in Casual, so far i'm at 14 days.
No more Casual mode. No more MMR systems. No more of these unbalanced matches.
I want Quick Play back so much it fucking hurts, I want to play TF2 again, not this abomination wearing the skin of TF2.

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>imagine not be able to solo carry in pubs
Lmao, stay bad weebshitter

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it's probably the glicko system

Literally fucking nobody thought Meat Your Match was a good update, the only people still playing at this point are just junkies for the only live team-based game with more than 10 simultaneous players in a single match
help me

We had a 2fort shitterwho said MYM was a good update because it allowed him to slack in 2fort as engineer with ranks

Spy should be able to slide his sapper.
Change my mind.

>come back from work at around 5pm
>play sniper in pubs for aproximately an hour or so
>eat dinner
>go back to playing sniper until ~2am
>go to sleep
>repeat

I have no social interactions not hobbies outside of this game.

How about no, that is useless

There is nothing more frustrating than spectating a gibus spy waiting in corner while the whole team tries to push in.

Sounds about right for a sniper main.

>no more holiday gmod videos
>no more moments with heavy
What do you think he would be doing if he was still here?

I guess? It's a QOL buff more so than a real buff.
You know what would really help Spy?
+On Backstab, instantly able to cloak
+Backstabs on Ubered targets drain Uber
+REVERT THE FUCKING AMBASSADOR NERF
+All revolvers have 10-20 more damage at max ramp up, regular values for all other ranges
+able to consistently fake shoot and reload with disguises, fake zoom in Sniper
+slightly faster than medic speed

Not a buff but a new "Phasing" IW that lets Spy pass through enemies or enemy buildings at a huge cost of cloak time. Would primarily be a counter to dispenser stairway blocking.

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Now you wouldn't always need to risk getting near a sentry nest to sap, and they could also function as ammo, like the Sandvich.

>haven't played in forever
>play it
>server is still full of cheating children bragging how fucking "awesome" they are over voice
Uninstalled again.

The biggest thing that would help Spy is just more weapons. That would mean they'd be less predicable, which only benefits Spy.

Seethe

favorite a private server where you can get to know frequent players
oh wait

It really is useless.
If it's "risky" to sap, then you shouldnt bother trying to sap unless you're coordinating a push.
Even in high level play, sapping isnt high risk

the last time i played tf2 i managed to convince an entire server to play as sniper and it was glorious

I want you to shove it.

This sounds autistic but I always wanted to get a server to go full sniper at like 2fort and meet at opposite sides of the bridge.

Basically both teams would form Volley lines and take turns shooting Volleys and advancing until 1 team is left standing.

who /quickfix/ here

It'd be a small situational buff, but a buff nonetheless. And it certainly wouldn't be particularly annoying or overpowered. So why not buff the worst class? Same for being able to always fake reload.
Hell, can Spy see teammates ammo? Let him do that so he can throw a sapper at his Heavys when they need some.

Oh

Come to think of it, what the fuck else is there to do in the final TF comic besides resolve the Administrator's arc? TFC are dead, Grey is dead, and the mercs are all on the same page. Who the fuck is the final boss

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gaben

I mean its obvious.

>Cover half of mini sentry with wall
>enemies keep dying to it

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>join game
>team is losing because everyone is a goddamn pussy afraid to push
>about to lose
>get autobalanced

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>fake reload
Completely and utterly useless. Then everyine will just spycheck on reloading people when they come in, especially when they didn't see them shoot one second ago.

>ammo pack Spy
It sounds out of place and overrall unnecessary
I get your philosophy and I kind of agree with it. Its just that the buff is really meaningless.
I've never been in a situation where I thought "damn I could really use a sliding sapper to sap that sentry!"
Your main goal after sapping is to kill the engie in order to delay his rebuilding.
If you just throw a sapper. He can knock it off pretty quick and be on alert for you.
If its heavily guarded, he'll just knock it off and spy checks will begin.
If its just him solo, theres nothing like decloaking in front of the sentry or near him and quickly sapping and dispatching him.

Here's an idea: we do your idea but
You can regularly also do normal sappers and it instantly kills minis

olivia still runs mann co, at least. plus we got that stuff with saxton's rival.

>>team is losing because everyone is a goddamn pussy afraid to push
this is the biggest fucking problem in pubs.
our spawn timer is fucking lower than theirs, but people play so passively like they're trying to preserve their killstreak

>saxton's rival
wait what, saxton has a rival?

Real talk, you guys think Saxton's a virgin?

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Then why would it be bad? A few people, at least newfags, will be tricked. And someday you'll be lazy and you might be tricked.
Is it too much to ask? A tiny buff?
The sliding would probably only be while crouching, and normal placement would also be there.
Maybe you see a building around a corner, and the Engie is right there. So you get just around, slide the sapper, and run. He knocks it off and goes looking for you, then you keep him paranoid. Later he gives you the perfect opportunity to stab him.
Again, not a big buff, but it's something. Also it'd be aesthetic.

charles darling
nah, australium probably makes you secrete so much testosterone that women just jump at you. probably couldn't remain a virgin even if he wanted to.

>stabbing
You really should be shooting after sapping unless the engie is braindead.
3 shots for a quick kill. 3 shots to damage the building and pressure the engie.
Choose your target between shots and mix it up accordingly

>probably couldn't remain a virgin even if he wanted to.
Sigh, the things i'd do if i had a nude model of Saxton for SFM.

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Probably. But you get the point.
And it could have special voice lines if it acted as a small ammo pack. Especially for Engies and Scouts. If an Engie picks it up, he says "Don't worry, this one's mine," and if a Scout picks it up, he says "Happy birthday."

>enemy team has no snipers or spies
>switch to heavy

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I still think
Is what we should be shilling.

And again, if it instantly destroys minis, itd actually be a strong buff

Engineer is nowhere though

I wouldn't be particularly unhappy, but I just want the sapper buff and disguise buffs. Maybe disguises also have 20% damage resistance.
Then more weapons and weapon buffs. The Spy's biggest advantage is unpredictability. Having more weapons, and having them all be pretty good would be a huge buff, even the the worse weapons.

>+On Backstab, instantly able to cloak
Spy's whole point is that when he backstabs, he doesn't get a free pass in escaping.
Why do you want to remove this?

Would it be degenerated if I considered one of the 9 merch to be my husbando? As a joke ofc

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Post Spy weapons ideas.
Heard this a while ago, I love it.
>Fencing sword for Spy
>Range like the swords, no draw and holster penalty
>every hit forces the enemy into their melee weapon and switching takes longer after it
>can't backstab
>does stock weapons damage
Would it actually be good? No. Would it be fun? You tell me.

>the whole point is to 10000% make sure he dies.
I want to remove this because having even the most basic of team communication instantly kills Spy if he so much as breathes near a priority pick.
Its rewarding a play by giving an option to have a chance at escaping.
You can potentially surf damage to freedom if youre lucky/quick enough.

>use tide turner
>fly at incredible high speeds

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>Fencing sword for Spy
This seems kinda fun, but forcing enemies to their melee just seems weird.
Somehow it feels like it's exploitable for snipers and Heavies somehow

>still no poisoned knife
>still no tranquilizer gun
>still no ghost watch
>still no time bomb sapper

Not until they fix dead ringer,
The damage immunity is just bullshit

>good
Lol fuck no
>fun
Yes.

You could potentially do a 300iq play by stalling out an Uber if you hit a medic when hes close to popping. But that's rare. If it forced the enemy to melee until one of you dies or stops fighting for 3+ seconds, it could potentially fulfill a niche.
Youd be able to give your medic uber advantage by constantly diving the enemy medic to reduce his healing rate.

But eventually itd boil down to: Why force a duel when you could just Backstabbed or revolver snubbed them?

Better than being backstabbed. I don't think it'd be overpowered. And the original post suggested forcing them into only melee for much longer.

TF2 has the best lore. Prove me wrong

For fun.
No more damage resistance on feign.
Debuff immunity for 3 seconds on feign. This means Jarate and Mad Milk, along with fire.

The reward for the play is the takeout of the priority pick, not getting to escape.
It also fucks over chainstabbing a medic heavy pair and is useless if a pyro so much as breathes on you.

yes if it's anyone but pyro

It's engi, he is best guy

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>I get priority pick
>die
>well at least I did something, spy is a good cla-
>Sniper does exactly what I did, but doesnt die
>keeps getting more picks
>doesnt die

No. He needs the chance. I never said the cloak was forced, only that the option was there on successful backstab.
Even then, it isnt a guarenteed escape. You'll need to surf damage and pray it's in your favor and have enough health.
A chance is better than 100% guaranteed death

>poisoned knife will apply 3 seconds poison on each butterknife hit, it stacks with no upper limit
>poison will halve damage output
>if held for too long, will apply poison to yourself at base of 3 seconds, adding 3 more for each additional second held
Give Medic a poison syringe gun, too, and we're good.

Real shit, the anons that recommend mastercomfig are the real MVPs. Holy fuck I never thought I’d play TF2 on my laptop again, and at its native resolution no less.

The only issue I’m having is I can’t get the damn console to show up anymore so I can see the frame rate increase.

the steam ui has an option to display framerate iirc

POST YOUR OPINIONS ON
>CTF
>5CP
>A/D
>KOTH
>PL
>PLR
>PD
>ARENA
>TC
>SD

I have no opinion on these except ctf because I only play that. It's horrible and I can't stop playing it

>dead ringer activates on backstab
thanks

FUCK NO NO NO NO

>CTF
Good for trying new stuff out.
>5CP
Rare but fine when I get it.
>A/D
What I usually play. Good stuff.
>KOTH
Sometimes play as a break.
>PL
Sane as above.
>PLR
Same as above.
>PD
I want the Halloween maps to get Alien versions and just have them all become a regular gamemode, right under Payload. Not even alternative.
>ARENA
I'd play it if there were Valve servers.
>TC
Needs a few more maps and gets its own category.
>SD
Same as above.

I don't hate any of the gamemodes, but Valve could do better for them.
What if drops scaled with how often a map was played, but just a little? Then some players would play more on maps like Hydro.
Of course, so would bots, but what can you do?

>>ARENA
die to a stray sniper shot then wait out for 3 rounds before you can play again
>>TC
shittier version of koth
>>SD
ctf with none of the turtling but with all of the stalemate

so shitty even valve axed them

>CTF
Unplayable. Needs a huge overhaul and all the current maps should be banished from existence.
>5CP
Great in competitive awful in pubs. Too easy to stalemate on last.
>A/D
Fun but current map pool is a mixed bag.
>KOTH
Boring.
>PL
Best pub gamemode. Every class gets a chance to shine and team fights are intense.
>PLR
Has potential but awful map pool.
>PD
RD was better imo. Cursed cove is a fantastic map though.
>ARENA
Should be brought back into official rotation. There are worse gamemodes.
>TC
Needs even more work than CTF to be playable. Hydro is one of the worst maps in the game, which is a shame because it looks great.
>SD
Awful, kill it.

Hydro isn't played because it's dogshit. Should have stayed dead.

>partyvan is weekend only
It's the only way I got enjoyment out of this game, and I can't even enjoy that anymore.

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lol

one day you too will learn jarate

This has no business being this accurate.

>that laggy scout
Literaly me