NINTENDO SWITCH 8.0.0 UPDATE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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:O :O :O NINTENDO SWITCH UPDATE I NEED ONIONS MILK IN MY CONSOLE :O :O : O

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wow who cares

big if true

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Uh, so what? I have a switch, and none of this is amazing or even important.

What is in it tho, sometimes these new versions still turn out very minor, so calm, just like my ps4...

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>eShop got buffed
>News Channel finally got nerfed
THEY LISTENED

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what the hell does this even mean?

WTF BROS WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH SO MANY ICON OPTIONS??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

15 icons
Zoom feature
Software sorting options
Some change to the newsfeed
And save file transfers between systems

>And save file transfers between systems
SWITCH MINI/PRO CONFIRMED COMING LATER THIS YEAR!!!

>eshop mains

Lmao

>hack switch
>edit your save data
>transfer it over to untouched switch
>play online with hacked save data
Thanks Nintendo!

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When will Nintendo update its console with some games

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Now post the cucking one.

Fucking
R E K T
SNOY BTFO
HOW WILL THEY EVER FUCKING RECOVER? RIP IN PIECE

was the shield tablet never made?

yep, if it wasn't a given before it's deffo confirmed now

I was there at GDC when it was being presented as just Nvidia Shield. They did make it, but it didn't sell or get enough push. The Switch is the handicapped result.

>A Zoom feature can be enabled from within System Settings
THEY FINALLY DID IT

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You don't see Nintendochads at gay pride parades

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>still no themes

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based

>no Web browser
>no messaging app

>Seething Xcuck

>still no folders
>still no Xenoblade 2 icons

>save file transfers between systems
BAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>thread has literally nothing to do with xbox
>waaaaaaah xbox! let me shit up the thread with my console wars!

this is objectively false. Shield Tablet had the Tegra k1 chip inside of it. The X1 in the Switch is vastly more powerful.

The X1 is really only in the Pixel C tablet but that overheated like shit. The only other mainstream X1 is the Nvidia Shield console which is not portable. The Switch does an impressive job with one of the most graphically powerful ARM SoCs on the market. Fuck your pseudo-intellectual dismissal of this. And Fuck you.

>you can now press left on the first game icon to quickly go to the All Software icon

All the portable shields were shit. All the ports of good games like Metal Gear Rising can only be played on the android box you plug into your TV.

Wow its fucking nothing

Custom themes when

>Sorting options
>Still can't manually sort games, pin games, or place in folders
It's almost there, but it's so half baked. Who ever actually sorts their games by publisher? Ubisoft can't even decide if their games are made by Ubisoft or UbiSoft.
Meanwhile people are willing to void all warranty so they get basic features like copying saves to an sd card, and custom themes. I paid for this bullshit and I have to use free community mods to fix this. It's like bethesda made a console.

>Custom themes when
Never
If it doesn't impact your ability to play games chances are slim to none nintendo will add it. And the things that DO impact your ability to play games? Oh well that's going to be 2-3 major revisions between each, one at a time.

Remember how feature packed 3DS and Wii U were? Well Wii U was a failure and 3DS had to be rescued to succeed, and now Nintendo is deathly afraid of adding new features to the Switch because of that

Get bent.
Dont make excuses for them. This is such basic shit it ought to be arbitrary by now.

I'm not excusing it, I'm just saying that's probably why

>Remember how feature packed 3DS and Wii U were? Well Wii U was a failure and 3DS had to be rescued to succeed, and now Nintendo is deathly afraid of adding new features to the Switch because of that
Why are you making shit up.