Cowabunga

most men with 10 inch dicks do

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AINT YOU A GOD DAMN FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT

POKEMON WALKIE TALKIES!

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NERD, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE!
I'M PICKLE SHIT!

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I'm having Rolling Rock, on the Rolling Rocker! :D :D :D

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monkey cheese > avgn

64 bits!

Honestly his film analysis and reviews are better. I just wish there was something more scripted than Rental Reviews.

I find Mike Matei talented and I don't get the hate.

ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GAAAAAAWD! WHAT THE-- THAT FUCKING BUFFALO JUST TOOK A FUCKING SHIT THROUGH MY FUCKING WINDOW! OH, MY FUCKING GOD, THERE'S SHIT AND FUCKING GLASS ALL OVER THE PLACE! WHERE IN THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?! OH, MY GAAAAAWD! NOW, I GOT TO CLEAN ALL THIS SHIT UP! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!

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heh... HEH... HAHAHAHAHAHA HE SAID FUCK

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BROWN
R
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K
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>I don't gotta take a shit
>you don't gotta take a shit? who's gotta take a shit?
>I gotta take a shit
>then TAKE that shit

youtube.com/watch?v=3NdIXo5-hJE
kino

MEGA MAN'S LOOKING AT POOOORN

>2007: this game is ass. The fucking controls suck my asshairs. Fuck this game
>2019: AAAAAAAH HYPERVENTILATE OVER EVERYTHING I JUMPED OVER THE GOOMBA WHAT THE FUUUUCK DIZZY IS AN EGG!! EGGGG! AN EEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGG!

I liked that he didn’t even copy him correctly

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>”ugh. I didn’t even move the length of a a nat’s dick”

to shove the games up Joker’s ass!

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Live like a windrammer as you fuck.

Now you're playing with power. Now you're playing with fucking shit.
You're better off fucking shit than fucking with this fucked up shit. Fuck this shit. You don't know shit about how fucking shitty this fucking shit is.
It's so bad it sucks. It's so fucking suck it fucks.
And I... can't take it anymore.

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HE RATHER HAVE

SHIT PICKLE. I'M SHIT PICKLE RICK, MORTY!

>tfw you were supposed to grow out of this shit years ago but now you're near or in your 30s and still find it entertaining

The aladdin episode was pretty funny

THE

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I still watch this from time to time.
youtube.com/watch?v=jfnSqLzUzfM

Favorite episode go

It never ends its just like an infinite turd coming out of my ass!

It really wasn't.

Based

>fuckernauts and astrobastards
That thing was such an unexpected breath of fresh air when it came out
youtube.com/watch?v=ngm6ST0HL6U
I wish James made more shit like this nowadays, it's miles better than most new AVGN episodes, and I bet he'd enjoy himself more working on stuff like that

irate gamer was based

He's gonna take you back to the past...
To watch you fuck his wife in the ass.
He'd rather have... A BBC
Satisfy his wife like he never could
He'd rather eat... The cum filled asshole
Remains of her being passed round the 'hood

He's the angriest cuck you've ever heard
He's the angry beta male nerd
He's the angry open relationship nerd
He's the cuckold video game nerd

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>it's like trying to separate fly shit from black pepper while wearing boxing gloves
I miss old avgn.

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Cringe

It's clearly Mike Matei that cucks AVGN.

Based and both April and all the Screenwave fatties should get the boot

NES accessories

It's just plain sad that fans are better at writing AVGN dialogue than whoever the fuck is doing it now.

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The actual game reviews were pretty weak, but Aladdin taking an upper decker in his toilet before fucking off was alright, and that fucking dancing CGI genie was so weird and out the left field I can't help but love it

SEETHING

Is he the only one who's figured out the best way to deal with SJWs is to not acknowledge them?

Yeah, how he dealt with the cisbusters pileon was great.

It doesn't pay the bills and is likely a bigger hassle as far as time, effort, and budget.

When he gets an idea and has the time, he'll do it. Like it's not a movie, but that Dracula comparison video was pretty interesting.

>Nico Nico Knee her in the ovaries
Every single time.

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>Angry Virgin Nerd
>Irate Chad

>posted the video, went to bed and missed most of the sperging
Based.

>just never responded to the shitshow
Absolutely based

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Nearly woke my dog up

Is he still working on that shitty fucking ghost show?

>slam dunked on by Ralph "Motherfucker" Baer
>based

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Mike Matei has a big dong, confirm or deny?

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holy fuck

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omg i love erin plays and gamer girls :O

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I love gamer girls too

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James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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ASS

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big titty goth bitch > scrawny ass boy body uggo erin

Erin plays? What happened to game grumps?

AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Mike scares me. He looks and acts like a serial killer.

Mike is Michael Myers

Context?

Mike is Michael Myers

Mike is definitely mentally ill and most likely a sociopath, but he is practically a saint compared to Ryan and the Screenwave Fatties

Irate Gamer made a shitty video on the Odyssey. People thought to get the attention of Baer, who created it, and he unsurprisingly said it's full of errors. He did not approve nor ever talk to Bores.

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>BUSINESS MOGUL

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Whenever someone shit talks me for yelling at a game, it makes me want to pull up a video of Mike to show how bad it could really be.

YEAH!
*high pitch voice cutting*

not the Rolling Rocker. its
IM DRINKIN ROLLING ROCK
ON
THE ROLL N' ROCKER

...

His Earthbound review made me feel a lot.

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TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

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Fred Fuchs.... Fred Fuchs? FRED FUCHS!?

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WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK

Diarrhea dick farts!

Irate gamer - SOUL
AVGN - SOULLESS

UH HEH HYUCK YUCK HEH YUGH Yeah boy

One of the most underrated eps.

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It was nice to see the nerd being a complete asshole to everyone in that episode instead of another....guest star

Like how you're constantly bitching about them and bringing them up when nobody else was even talking about them?

Hullo?

>New James and Mike Monday Vid
>They're playing R.C. Pro AM on NES
>James' specialty, right?
>This is in his wheelhouse
>James drives, smacks every corner turn
>Doesn't grasp the concept of your ammo count being onscreen
>Doesn't grasp the concept of your lap counter being on screen
>Loses 3 races real fast
>Presses start to continue 4th time, and the game restarts from Race 1
>James is dumb founded
>Visibly perplexed
>Idon'tUnderstand.jpg

Then. he says this. "So what happened? Why did I continue the other times? Was it a fluke?"

Was. It. A. Fluke. Think about this. James is asking if it was a "fluke" the game let him retry when he continued earlier, like the game glitched out. Like it was a glitch. Was it a fluke, he says. This is who we're dealing with, folks. This dude is sleepwalking his way through these videos, and he's not even a competent video game player. He's not even average intelligence. The dude is a moron.

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Hi

H-Hullo?

What number were you trying to dial? This is Uncle Montesquieu.

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I hate his style of "humor", its just not funny. Its something I can only see an 4-8 year old liking.
I don't know why these youtuber reviewers try so hard to be funny, when they just aren't. Id rather they just stay informative. Like that Gmanlives guy is pretty good, but each time he forces in some "LUL I FUKED UR MUM xDDDD" or says shit like he had a stroke it just takes me out of it.

Gettin' to the top

Gettin' to the top

Lil web lil web lil web

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Batter up... bitch boy

stop bullying james. hes special ed, mind you

WHAT A TERRIBLE NIGHT TO BE PLAYING A SHITTY FUCKING GAME

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STICK TO THE LOCAL BREW

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>corpse killer, consider yourself lucky

>yea its still a hundred dollars

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>This japanese animation is a gook abomination!

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don't know why I thought that one was from the batman episode

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I wish Justy would let Bob ghostwrite an AVGN

Then there's...Weasaletta and Terror Teddy? What the fuck?

To this day I only drink Rolling Rock or Yuengling.

Hey Harold,

This is the last fucking time I buy you peppermint patties. You beg and beg me for them rolling around the floor of the CSV like a fucking money with a fork up his ass
and then when I give in and buy them for you, you go home and put 9 rubber ducks in the sink again

I don't think the plumber is going to like this one. I don't even care anymore. This time, you're gonna have to tell them what went wrong!
Last time, you made him hit the deck pretty hard. I don't want to see anymore caramel strips in your Thomas the Train VHS tapes either. Enough is enough. Learn to read and stop calling up Taco Bell asking for your wallet back. they don't have it.

Devin.

Post examples of Mike yelling like a nutjob

I tried Rolling Rock once, it's pretty good.

P.S,
Arnold told me you tried to shove a bottle of drain cleaner up your ass again. for the last time, if you do it on purpose, the company won't pay you compensation.

Funniest thing I've ever seen. I always laugh out loud when I watch it.

Forget that, post videos of Mike grunting and making screeching noises like a window licker when he falls in a pit or whatever. Those are way better.

I wouldn't be suprised if he didn't know what was going on up until anyone else brought it up like a week later. Video was made specifically for the fans, and anyone who knows AVGN is aware he had huge respect for the franchise. A "yeah, no way" heads up was called for.

It's taken me like 9 years, but I honestly believe this.

youtube.com/watch?v=B4Alg5vmj84
>8:10

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>posting his face when

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youtu.be/Ien7loSajRA?t=26689.
>7::24:49
mikes best shocked reaction

I couldn't care much of the objective declining quality of the show, the times I spent watching this shit means I can grab almost any episode and always bring me a smile and a reliable chuckle.

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Oh my God dude my sides. My fucking sides, he was holding that face for like 40 seconds. That is an excellent find.

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>goes from having a chill chat with the audience to SEETHING in less than 1 millisecond
The fuck?

>Boomer humor.

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Jesus I kept watching, that started getting dark real fast. Like take a break dude, damn.

Here's your (you) now peace out fag

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A sociopath.

A buffalo, take a diarrhea dump in his ear

Holy shit, this guy sat in a room for 7 hours straight playing an NES game. Now I've seen everything.

7 hours on one stage. And I think that's the arcade version.

youtube.com/watch?v=-B6RProVY2U

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Someone posted those pages of Nintendo Power in a Mega Man thread a few days ago, and I heard it in my head.

that was fucking creepy

Who was that guy anyway? He was really good, that entire special was fucking great

Yeah that's the arcade version. The internet is a fascinating place, isn't it? We're watching a dude have a mental break from playing an '80s arcade game for 8 hours straight, alone in his apartment. Wtf. This dude has a girlfriend too. Imagine if she was living there, and 7 hours in she softly says to him "Honey, it's 3:30 am. Why don't you come to bed?" And he glares back at her with dark bags under his eyes and snarls "What. Did. I .Tell. You. About. Doing. That. To. Me." And she goes back in the bedroom, quietly shuts the door, and sobs into her pillow.

Ghost 'n Goblins claims another soul.

Just a local actor. I think his name is in the credits and you can find him on IMDB.

No wonder James flinched in that one webm. You know the one.

IrateGamer, More like IrateDogShit, I'd rather drink fresh monkey shit straight from it's ANUS, I'd rather lick up a dog's shit sundae off the street than watch your shitty fuckin' show, I mean what were they thinking?!?!?!

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Which one do you mean?

>Imagine if she was living there, and 7 hours in she softly says to him "Honey, it's 3:30 am.
erin encourages mikes behavior.
youtu.be/2w6f7fr4uvs?t=15293
>4:14:53

Ding ding ding. We have a winner. This is that good shit.

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yeah because she fucks him for promotion

Mikemind

3 years of livestreaming video games, and mike has not ONCE said the n word by mistake live

give credit where credit is due. hes somewhat in control of his reactions

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That's probably pretty easy for most people who don't spend most of their life on Yea Forums.

what n word?

oh what the fuck

Unreal. I can't believe she's there in the house with him while he's going into his 8th straight hour and he's obviously glassy eyed and exhausted.

This one is cool because it has an owl, and owls are cool.

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This made me laugh. You know what else always makes me laugh? You guessed it, Munkey Cheez

youtube.com/watch?v=pL87rX__VAo

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Please tell me there’s multiple variations of this Meme

ONE GUY?
NO CONTINUES?

SUCKS MONKEY FUCK

He's giving the bird! And I'm NOT makin' this up.

How is avgn basement not burned yet that the question I have

this image never gets old

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>Why yes, my boyfriend does own a Mickey Mouse t-shirt. Several in fact. Why do you ask?

I want to shake the hand of the man who made this.

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Dear Nintendo Power Editor,
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

Rolling Rock is alright for a cheap beer. I probably wouldn't have tried it if not for the AVGN, but there's some nights where I'll have some for the hell of it, mostly when I feel like rewatching/listening through the seasons.

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who's this?

youtube.com/watch?v=CLnY7HKdymY

>EWW THAT SCHTINKS

the girl with the bouncing tits at the end of alladin deck enhancer video

KEK THAT'S FUCKING SCARY

I just said "fuck" from the bottom of my heart.

damn I really need to watch that. I wanted to watch all other episodes (again) before, but I'll have to skip that this time.

Rolling Rock was always made in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, which is near where I grew up. So I drank it all the time. Then years later I see James drinking it in AVGN, but he's from that area too so that makes sense. They used to have an annual concert called the Rolling Rock Town Fair where they would hire all these famous bands to put on like a festival type concert every year. Shit was dope. Then there was the thing with "33", every Rolling Rock had this myserious number "33" printed on the bottle, in quotation marks, and no one knew what the hell it meant. It was always a mystery. They moved the brewery away from Latrobe sometime in the early 2000's. I don't know where they make it now. But everyone I used to know loved Rolling Rock.

its a fucking shit episode and shes at the end for like 5 seconds

I remember in 2010-2011, the simple joy of loading up TF2 and playing 2Fort, while having AVGN play on my mom's computer. Good times.

And what about that Erin girl that was posted earlier? What's her connection to AVGN?

Mikes new fuckbuddy

shes fucking mike so he promotes her channel.

>upset zoomers in this thread
lmao at your lives

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When?

Imagine having a YouTube golden boy legend like James and Cinemassacre promote on their official Twitter account your shitty amateur hour Let's Play with a Power Glove. This girl is a lot of things, but she ain't stupid.

Ok, wheres the gif of the bouncing ditty monster of the latest video?

I wonder what james would think if he saw that picture

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BY THE WAY I WROTE THIS SONG

Too lazy or stupid to fucking shave/wax or gets wicked midday 5'oclock shadow. Fucking disgusting

It’s the most HEINOUSLY ANUS thing ever conceived by humankind!

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Yyyye boy. Thanks user.

How did Ryan get to own Cinemassacre? Last time I really followed up James was the release of the AVGN movie. Did he sell the rights to AVGN to Ryan?

>i dont remember meeting those fans
>why did they want april to hold their baby
>i wonder which frankenstein movie was the most book accurate

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I honestly can't believe this guy is still making videos. Does he watch what he makes? It couldn't be less funny

Believe it or not, it's pretty easy to avoid.

>show 13 yo brother AVGN
>he finds it stupid but funny
>but still not something he would watch regularly
Am I just a loser?

This but unironically

Scot the woz and avgn crossover when?

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Is James an owlfur?

cat tit bingo

AVGN is Boomer core by now.

Uh yeah you THOINK

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why does scott always mention that he's a virgin in every episode?

I think he's compensating for something.
>Yeah guys, I'm totally a sexless nerdy gamer

Well, he definitely looks like one even if he didn't tell us.

I like Scott. I went from AVGN, to Spoony, to JonTron for SNES era stuff, then Caddicarus for PSX stuff, but I haven't watched him in awhile, and now I'm riding with Scott for that Gamecube era perspective.

Absolutely BASTE!

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>tfw scott is actually slaying mad pussy on the side

I lold pretty loud. man I remember inside hating this dude so much when I was like 13.... Wow

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That's the face of a man who has his livelihood wrapped up in a business partner that posts his erect boner on your companies social media platform, and then begged you to promote his new piece's YouTube channel.

She needs bangs to cover her fat ass forehead. other than that great A tits