He's terrible

The only ones he bashes are easy targets like EA games and COD

>who's xenophobic towards almost anything japanese
Smash isn't every japanese game, dumbass.

And Destiny
And MMOs
And anything made by Ubisoft.

He's just as funny as he ever was, which is to say not at all

youtu.be/2QMYnK_va44?t=2400
It's been five years, Yea Forums. Who was right? Gabe was right

he became unoriginal since its ancient shtick. Not even AVGN who popularized it can do it right anymore

Uh oh what did he upload now? Was it a Nintendo video or a weeb shit video? Those are the only fags who cry about yahtzee

NO shit Sherlock he hangs out with Movie Bob.

His videos are exactly the same now, tripfaggot. You're just even more of a depressed loser faggot with 0 self-awareness now than you were then

I remember when every review he did was an event on Yea Forums

Oh he loved one crap AAA game seven fucking years ago.

>people STILL get autistically assravaged about Yahtzee's petty opinions
Holy shit

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well thank god James isn't the AVGN persona like Yathzee is unfortunately Yathzee.

Imagine being obsessed with someone for 12 fucking years and managing to make it out in your head that he's the one there's something wrong with.

You have to like dry, Britsh humor to like this guy. Just take him as a comedian the guy is just condensed "The Office", the British version of the show. Don't take anything he says seriously

He got a lot of his jokes off SA and they ran him off ages ago.

I love how sphincter splintered weebs get every time he says he doesn't like a jap game. He even addresses this in his more recent nip game reviews, especially Smash.

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I guess I just outgrew it then. Cause I remember finding him hilarious back then.

RENT

I miss Let's Drown Out.

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>His games are shit
>His "I'm so cynical and hate everything" persona has overstayed it's welcome for about 4 years.
>His books are mediocre at best
>Created "le pc master race"
>Old=Good zoomer larping as a boomer taste
>Drown out was carried by Gabe, who was a complete bro
Does anybody actually like him or are his fans just stuck in the sunken costs fallacy?

Good rhyme.

god I miss let's drown out. but yes gabe was right ben was being pedantic.

i never even notice trips until some retard points them out

Yea Forums seems to hate a lot of stuff these days. a lot more than i remember it hating. i think the collapse of the aa console game industry killed Yea Forums because there aren't enough games to segment threads for discussion so garbage like this pops up. who gives a fuck about some eceleb?

Nigger

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>youtube.com/watch?v=vQSCKAPqxoo
>youtube.com/watch?v=STrYyhEwkbY

Did he ever revisit Demon's?

based matt

Apparently Joseph Anderson was ass hurt on stream recently that senpai Matt didn't notice them

he said he didn't like sekiro as much as DS
I'm assuming that's what people are buttmad about

>Sucks indie dick
>Hates AA and AAA
>Shits on nearly every japanese game that isn't made by From

He's like the anti-Yea Forums

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I don't understand
Zero Punctuation isn't a comedy review? Like, you know, Dunkey, AVGN, they can say some of their opinions, but most of it is just a joke

he actually shills a lots of indy games and praise a lots of japanese games. I dont know what you mean. He literally shits just on AAA games.

I stopped watching when TheEscapist rehired Movieblob. I think he's pretty good though, Lets Drown Out was his best content

lol what?

No. He said he thought about it in his DS2 review but assumed it didn't count anymore

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Yahtzee's taste is pretty hit or miss. On the one hand he likes Thief, Deus Ex, Saints Row and RE4/7, and hates AAA skinner boxes and artsy-fartsy "it's a metaphor for depression" indie games
On the other hand he likes Undertale, Spec Ops: The Line, BioShock Infinite and seems to prefer lots of menial job simulator games he can play while he listens to podcasts

I miss it too, even if it was where i found out he sucks dick at playing video games and shouldn't be trusted in terms of whether a game is hard or not.

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I like dry British humour, he just isn't funny. He's only funny to new worlders because of his accent. Over here he's nothing special.
t. Brit

>irrelevant Orange Man Bad comment jumping out at random in a review of a VIDEO GAME
No thanks.

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Play his games if you haven't already. The Chzo Mythos games are really good.

>tore Dead Rising 4 a new asshole when all the other big name journos were blowing Capcom Vancouver's dick

He's based

>That one LDO where he gets super pissed when Gabe calls Infinite meh

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He's a salty bitch over President Trump, that's for sure.

What's wrong with Undertale and Spec Ops: The Line?

Fucking underrated rekt burning comment

>unfunny as fuck
>doesn't like anything except for trashy AAA titles
>opinions are still treated as being relevant for discussion
he's bad

>dude I'm pointing out that you're playing a video game isn't that deep
>did you know that killing people is bad? haha but this is just a video game right so it's okay haha, OR IS IT?!

Tbf that retard didn't use the rails in combat.
God I miss their arguments

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Most of the free world doesn't care for him much, dude. I know Fox and Breitbart say otherwise but it's really not true.

>>doesn't like anything except for trashy AAA titles

What? He mainly sucks indie dick these days.

I only played Hat Sim but I watched that series he did where he played his old adventure games, all the fag-bashing shit was so weirdly 90s it's hilarious

>gets in elevator with his best friend
>out of nowhere: you're not going to GAY RAPE me, are you?

lel. he might, uh, be secretly queer or something.

>doesn't like anything except for trashy AAA titles

Are we talking about the same guy?

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He has a pretty understandable metric for valuing games once you figure it out. It's basically does the narrative reinforce the gameplay and vice versa. Undertale, Theif (spec ops the line aswell sort of) do it well while a bunch of AAA shit is just all gameplay or art-house shit is just all narrative.

Apparently it was in a recent stream Joseph Anderson did. He said he used to be a fan of MatthewMatosis but now says he doesn't interact with fans enough

>Shits on Souls
>Souls get popular
>I LOVE IT NOW GUYS PLEASE WATCH MY VIDEOS
No integrity whatsoever.

??? His last stream was 2 month ago.

>Hey Gabe what do you think about X?
>Weeeeeelllllll I can understand why some people enjoy partaking in X, like I can understand the appeal that X presents to a certain subset of its potential audience, but I don't personally engage in X because it's- it's not for me. But I'm not saying that it's objectively bad. And again, if you enjoy something then I think that's all that matters, it shouldn't matter to anybody what I think about it

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Yeah I'm sure his change of heart couldn't possibly be genuine. I'm sure he recorded an entire playthrough of Dark Souls 2 in non-monetized videos in his personal time just to drum up more attention for his videos.

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>muh ad populum

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*extended argument about how game of the year doesn't necessarily mean it's the best game of the year*

>Hey, Gabe. What do you want out of X?
>Well, that's kind of a we
>OMG STOP WAFFLING YOU FUCKING AWFUL RETARD! YOU WILL GIVE ME ANSWERS THEN AND THERE ON THE SPOT INSTEAD OF TALKING LIKE AN ACTUAL PERSON! UUUUUH DID YOU JUST COUGH!? YOUR INVOLUNTARY BODILY FUNCTIONS SICKEN ME!

I honestly don't know how ANYONE manages to be around Ben long enough to be his friend.

Water isn’t wet. Wetness is the description is something covered in water but water itself is not wet. The sky is not blue, but rather has no color. The blue is just a reflection of the earth’s water. And my mom is promiscuous but accepts no payment for her goods, so she is a slut, but not a whore. Wrong on all accounts.

Yeah it happened there

Gabe was completely right. I can't believe how many fucking retards agree with Yahtzee.

He’s clearly anti sony

Yahtzee was totally right in that argument. Gabe was acting like a giant fucking retard, reading too much into simple questions like he always fucking does

What I meant was that he's British and not American. 99.99% of Trumps support is in-country so it's rather stupid to assume he'd like such an obviously narcissistic, incompetent asswipe.

It doesn't you retard. It's like Oscar shit. Game of Year is an actual trophy. He didn't ask Gabe what his favorite game was that year. He asked him what he thought would be Game of The Year.

Shut up, Yahtz.

>praises MW1
>CoD gets popular
>FUCK COWADOOTY INDUSTRY CANCER MORE LIKE SPUNKGARGLEWEEWEE AM I RIGHT

Can you possibly fathom someone not liking your precious SO DIFFICULT series, you fucking cunt?

>saints row good
>undertale bad

I feel like I'm in hell

I thought he only hated JRPGs.

If it's Oscar shit then a) who "decides" the GOTY? We don't have an Oscars. And don't even try to tell me it's the fucking VGAs. and b) If GOTY is an objective truth, then why ask what someone THINKS it is?

Nah he's clearly anti-nip.

Remember me?

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The quality dropped significantly right around 2017 or so, but to be fair his early videos are good for a laugh

It could have worked if it was Gabe and Jim Sterling.

>99.99% of Trumps support is in-country
Dumb Yurocunt who think wh*toids are the whole world.

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You're terrible but we don't make threads about it.

>If it's Oscar shit then a) who "decides" the GOTY?
The committee on the VGA

> b) If GOTY is an objective truth, then why ask what someone THINKS it is?
Because we don't know what they're going to pick ahead of time so it's a talking point to see if they can't figure it out.

He likes Silent Hill though. He doesn't hate Japan, he just hates kawaii uguu harem anime trash

Post best ZP.
youtube.com/watch?v=SOgXwElNSpU

He likes Silent Hill 2 and thinks it's subtle. He's the same douchey asswipe who still thinks Lovecraft is hardcore.

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I'll always have a soft spot for his Mario Raving Rabbids review if only for his opening line. Also his seething hatred for Hunt Down the Freeman made for good humor last year.

I wish he'd leave Escapist and make his own channel because i having to see Movieblob's SJW shit in my sub feed.

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Your favorite game might not be the same as the one you recommend to most people.

The Escapist just vexes me. I miss unskippable.

unsub and youtube algorithm will keep em coming

Why would Yahtzee (OR ANYONE ELSE) care about Oscar shit? He was asking Gabriel (HIS FRIEND) what his game of the year was.
It's just "what was your favorite", he wasn't asking which of the cinematic VGA nominees was his favorite.

I remember he liked Ni no Kuni even though it was anime trash though.

He couldn't even finish the first one and the only reason he gave it a look was because OMG I LOVE GHIBLI SPIRITED AWAY XD

He also likes Catherine and Persona 5.

Yahtzee is such a shithead, it's literally impossible for him to admit he wasn't 100% right

He's gotten a lot less funny over the last couple years or so. Not sure what caused it.

>Why would a games journo on his games show talk about things going on in the games industry using the exact words GAME OF THE YEAR.

Nobody says GAME OF THE YEAR unless they mean the actual award you mong. You'd just use clearer and simpler language like what was your favorite. He didn't. You're a moron.

He met a girl, moved to America, married her, and now is shopping for a house and planning to have a kid. That's what happened.

>games journo
No.
>Nobody says GAME OF THE YEAR
Yes they do you antisocial retard gabe.
Gabriel a pedantic asshole and so are you.

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>Nobody says GAME OF THE YEAR unless they mean the actual award you mong.
The fact that this argument even exists proves that people DO use that term without meaning some official title.

You do know their are multiple GAME OF THE YEAR awards, right? They can come from literally anybody.

How to make a Zero Punctuation Video:
>Introduce the game
>Mention the most basic mechanic of the game
>Make a joke barely relevant to the game
>Continue to talk about this joke and swear a lot
>Mention a mechanic again because you forgot this is a video game review
>Collect ad money
>Repeat

spiderman 2018 was one of his games of the year, try again

You hate the message of the game or the game itself? Cause It was humorous, fun to play and had 11/10 music. Talking about Undertale.

>Not sure what caused it.
I think I know.

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have sex, nerd.

I read it in his voice

Hated the first one, had a bit of a soft spot with the second one because of the intro and President Kickass.

God I wish he gets elected again. He pisses off all the right people.

Next thing you're going to tell me that grass doesn't grow.

I agree. The exception being his review of painkiller

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If that's why you support him you are truly subhuman.

>Water isn’t wet. Wetness is the description is something covered in water but water itself is not wet.
Water can be covered by water, all water is wet.
>The sky is not blue, but rather has no color. The blue is just a reflection of the earth’s water.
No, the sky is blue. What the fuck, the sky isn't a mirror
> And my mom is promiscuous but accepts no payment for her goods, so she is a slut, but not a whore. Wrong on all accounts.
If he takes her out to dinner she's a whore

Water as we perceive it wet.
The sky as we perceive it is blue.
I do not know your mother so I can't attest as to her sexual character.

He's talking about rayleigh scattering. He only has a very basic understanding of it, give the kid a break. He just read about it in some pop media article and is convinced he knows all there is to know about the state of being and visual perception. Back off him, let the kid have this one.

i mean that's the entire game's selling point

Took me awhile to realize he was too stupid to beat some games. Take his "Samus Returns" review for example where he was too slow to figure out to use the aeon beam on the sponge aliens and said the game was too hard, but then sucks Cuckhead's dick for it's "challenge".

He didn't call it hard, he said the sponge alien thing was obtuse and the controls were crap but overall the worst he could say was that he won't think about it again.

>he said the sponge alien thing was obtuse
Because he was too dumb to try the new weapon on it, which is the first thing you should do in a Metroid game.

Is he still around? Do people still watch him?
Do people still bother with game reviewers at all? I thought that whole fad was over. If you want white noise, go watch cooking channels instead.

It's hard to stream, talk and play at the same time.

Yes and he streams as well. He's fine if you know what genres to disregard his opinion on.

Are you really this salty?

You need to work that word into more of your videos and streams Matt

There are enough games, too much in fact, way too much indie garbage, it's easy to ignore and not worth talking about.

That's what I thought at first, then I realized he was being serious and I stopped watching

>go watch cooking channels instead
got any recs?

Been watching a bunch of Sam the Cooking Guy lately. He's a jew and half his ingredients are store-bought, but if you don't mind that his delivery and editing is pretty good.

Tripfaggotry is never OK

Wow he was right!

Jim is way worse

>I didn't see any disgusting niggers get lynched in front of their glorious white masters. Adding this scene would've improved the game immensely
Jesus christ Matt

Since you're all just echoing each other I'll let you know that I find them funnier than before and his videos regularly reach1 mill on YouTube.

He dropped the "I hate everything" and started to just enjoy games that work. He's at least self aware. You'd have to watch more than one to understand where he's coming from.

Yup, unless I really love a channel I never sub to anyone anymore. As long as you watch a bunch of the vids yt will keep recommending them.

This, but Sekiro isn't for everybody anyway

M8 he's not only the star who racks up the revenue, but they also personally pay for every game and console. He has got it made

He still gets like 300k views a video on youtube and i'm not sure how many watch on the escapist. He's still has a surprisingly large audience.

Chef John at Foodwishes.com

I ask my friends what their goty is all the time and we all know we just mean fav of that year.
Key word is YOUR
What is YOUR goty?
Not what is THE goty.
One asks opinion while the other one asks for a winner of an awards show, and it most likely wasn't YOUR award show that you put on.

>sky is the reflection of the earth's water
What the fuck lmao, no it isn't

But the only cooking vids I watched were from DSP and such kino no longer exists.

This show was better anyways.

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>Sky not's blue
>Just a reflection of water
Literally the fucking opposite

phantom hourglass wasn't even bad

i'll probably get called reddit for it but i like binging with babish

i do too, although his retarded catchphrases make me gag

this nigga thinks the sky is reflective what the fuck

jack's cooking show
ill probably get banned just for mentioning that

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You ever notice how it's always the Nintendo fags who have the most to say about Yahtzee.