Can we have a vidya filename thread?
Can we have a vidya filename thread?
fucking white people
> source: my ass
Is this supposed to make me feel bad or remind me that humanity is an entire fucking species of uberchads
>waah waah how dare humans be so much better than every other living thing on the planet
His problem was that he didn't tech up to UFO fast enough.
what games even do this
nothing gets my dick hard like industry
>tfw I'm a PC Gamer since always
GTA. Elder Scrolls.
Why the fuck did they leave the door unlocked
based
Out of all of the Joggin Noggers I've seen, this one at least made me laugh.
The most based man alive
damn how am I going to cope with being this badass :(
>other animals consume other animals
This is fine. This is nature.
>humans consume other animals
WHY IS OUR SPECIES SO SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Snoop Dogg taking a picture with Ghost
When the fuck did this happen
It's typically less the fact that humans consume animals more the conditions the animals are put through and the fact that the environment is being destroyed quite a bit by the production of meat.
He looks so happy
I love being human.
subtle, I like it
Holy fucking based. That man is at another level.
I don't know how to make webms that have a decent qualiy and a decent lenght while being under 3 MB, every time I see one of these I ponder on how is it possible.
>It's typically less the fact that humans consume animals more the conditions the animals are put through
Who gives a fuck?
>500000 years ago, one man revolutionized the whole world but was then killed by aliens
These shitty theories aren't even trying now.
A lot of people, evidently.
wat
youtube to webm converter add on
Humans do.
Badly treated animals also yield lesser quality products
I do but I have a very soft spot for animals and love them more than I care for most people.
Not only that but this so-called "welcome messiah" who apparently built all society 500,000 years ago was wearing a T-shirt, even though we know the first T-shirts were made between 1898 and 1913.
EXPLAIN THIS ATHEISTS.
I am so fucking mad now.
Dumb/baity caption of Japanese wax food art.
youtube.com
>revolutionized
that's a weird and autistic way to spell ''raped''
>he doesnt choose Scotsman
Honestly embarrassing
>The tragic tale of a great man, whose achievements go unmatched to this day, being brought down not by time or illness, but his own complacency.
The version of that man from his youth would have never sat by while aliens landed on his land, he would have shot them on site and stolen their tech.
whats this fighter's name, Yea Forums?
nothin personnel, kid
There wasn't anything even remotely sexual in that webm.
>monster hunter
Basedda Cuckinski
basedda popinski
If that's true, why I am so hard right now?
Bitrate > resolution, always remember this rule because you want your webm looking pretty, not looking enormous. You need to find a balance between both. 360p is roughly 550 to 1000 at 30-50 seconds, 480p is roughly 1250 to 1500 at 25 seconds, 540p is roughly 1600 to 1900 at 15-20 seconds, 720p is roughly 2000 to 2400 at 10 seconds, and 1080p is in the range of 3000 for less than 10 seconds, usually 5.
When you want longer than a minute you're looking at 360p or under (320 and 240 are both decent places to land at) and you're going to have a garbage bitrate of anywhere from 200 to 400 just because how it works. Take the webm you replied to for example, it's two minutes and has a pretty awful bitrate (Just look at around 1:10 when your noggin' really gets joggin' to see the entire sky blurring and turning into blocks) but because it's at a lower resolution a lot of it is saved quality-wise, and it's also mostly black and white with yellow so not a lot is going on.
Another thing to keep in mind is that color matters and so does framerate. When it comes to color this means constant shifts to different colors and usage of the color green along with heavy effects such as particle effects or explosions (Because they cause multiple color changes really quickly) will start adding to your filesize. Framerate matters because everything I listed in that first paragraph is with 30ish FPS as the basis. You want to cut the time I listed by a third if you're going to 60 since it's going to be adding double the amount of frames.
Finally, always do a double pass to lower your filesize and increase quality, and always remake your webm if it looks even slightly off. It's better to have something looking nice than throwing something out there that's just okay. Use Webm for Retards, it gives you a bunch of freedom and it's very user friendly, and if you can't make something with it you'll need to learn how to use FFMPEG command line. XMedia Recode isn't that great.
God the jays suck this year
BLUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
>entering a conversation in oblivion
filtered
GOD DAMN WE ARE FUCKING GODS
>having sentience and thinking about life is bad
dont care
Not according to China.
wow fuck aliens
Fucking tentacle porn destroyed his career lmao
i don't think that's the point if it
more so the fact that maybe we're overthinking it too much. that's what i got from it
>Aliens stop our ass because """"we deserve it""""
survival of the fittest
everything in it's right place
Is depressing graffiti the highest form of art?
Look it up. I swear it makes sense.
>le gayliens will come here and harvest us so we shouldn't eat meat
>all these negative things
>include shearing sheep, which is a positive for animals and also is necessary for some animals to live.
>That one filename you made that's not relevant anymore
What's her name, Yea Forums?
this is so deep
Based humans showing the planet who's boss
I was listening to youtube.com
It fit much better than it should have, holy fuck
no, gimme context or i will not understanf your joke
this animation is ass, only in the retarded faggy world of greencucks would someone get paid to make this trash
Type the filename into youtube and see for yourself
Assaulteur Basedladdy
>animal testing is bad
ok fag how about we pump experimental medicines into you instead.
is that a botw nigra mod?
huh.
yes.
>Hyrule's Closed
Do you not see the absolute unit on the couch?
Chuckled
Thanks
It's Cuck Norris
>normalfag "depression"
It's the highest form of teenage angst
What
>Fat Guy
>Red Shirt
I know 2020 is around the corner, but at this rate I'll be seeing Ted Cruz memes coming back.
The hell am I seeing here?
They thought enemies couldn't open doors
I love this painting so much.
>O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.
>Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!
>So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
see
Ancient asian noble adultery gets pretty fucking nutty.
The Chinese literally poisons themselves to death with fake food made from industrial grade chemicals.
>that one blue county in a sea of red
>The devil shits, and your army eats.
DESTROYED
>by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother
Skid Garbuckle
/pol/ also sent him epilepsy gifs to trigger his seizure, which did happen
He was replying to some twitter shitpost and had hentai tabs open
His justification was that we was explaining to his kids what hentai is
Pretty sure that's Austin, besides the border towns it's the sole liberal enclave of Texas.
Shitposting is truly the oldest tradition of mankind
10/10
>patch notes from the architect:
>removed sliding doors because they were too confusing for new users
Assassin's Creed looks just like this
>The period when white people discovered the world, and decided they didn't like it.
every time
What does that say? Can't see shit
Jennair is my waifu
is there a non shit version
now you're getting it
This is why we need to keep the galactic boarder closed
>INDUSTRY BAD
>made on an iMac with microchips sourced from African conflict minerals, built in a Chinese sweat factory, and will eventually clutter up some Sri Lankan beach
It's Austin, San Antonio and North Dallas
How one single man can be so powerful? Someone nerf WELCOME pls
people did CSI shit to enhance it and they matched the title with pic related. What's even worse is that Kurt admitted its true
>goat-fucker of Alexandria
how long have they been doing that
>He confirmed it himself instead of feigning ignorance
>Implicates his own children in the affair
Wow, how fucking pathetic.
>Implying you're thinking about anything with a post like that
>Implying you do anything to the creatures in factorio besides exterminating them to keep them away from your production line.
>The aliens get stronger from pollution, not less.
Why does this get so many (you)'s when it's clear to anyone who's actually played the game that this is inaccurate as fuck?
>border is all blue
>border region is among the poorest in the United States
>Mcallen, Texas is number 3 in the nation for obesity
What did Texas mean by this?
God I wish I was a human
Yeah and it isn't even actually a video of Factorio, what the fuck
this one gets me every time cause I used to do this shit with quarters with my friends at the mall like a decade and a half ago
Its a wasteland populated by subhumans
he's a big guy
AHEM: FUCK ANIMALS
>Smash TV Reboot
>exhentai.org
>those comments
as one of the few whites in my area I'm basically a shiny pokemon
>Kill your past; you've already damned your future.
>limited time cosmetic unlocks
How do you fuck up this bad?
Laughed pretty hard at this one
That man could do so much if he wasn’t so autistic about fucking Mario 64
Man you can just feel the energy in this one, it's fucking great.
And then he tried to save face by saying that he was looking at it with his kids because he wanted to prove that tentacle porn exists. The only problem was that the doujin has no tentacles whatsoever, and the creepy Jew doesn't know that it isn't normal to show your children porn.
Wouldn't that be high int low wis?
Is this supposed to imply that being a greenfag will make aliens not kill us?
STR vs INT
Jesus fucking christ, it's such an easy save, having joke tabs open in a screenshot/video isn't uncommon, why try to save face when you can just say it was a joke tab or some shit?
Seriously though, the vid fits Don't Starve better than Factorio.
>due to AIDS
Based. He should have shotgunned the two aliens for invading his territory and stolen their alien tech
I use to live about 3 blocks away from a homeless shelter and I had a bunch of quarters/dimes/nickels glued to the side walk outside my house. I would watch homeless people walk by and try to pick up the change. One got really mad and kicked his cart over into the grass and ran off yelling.
Here's the whole thing in video form
youtube.com
did they win?
>Not changing the name of the actual file itself.
techlet pls leave.
i love water
>joining a GI squad in RS2
Okay user it checks out, you made a good filename.
Nature is pretty stupid though
not techlet, just lazy
The strawberry on the shortcake here was that our boy Kurt is very progressive and as is a strong advocate for women's rights. The doujin depicts very traditional gender roles.
I dunno, I guess he likes what's taboo to him.
>not SEX
underrated
Right here
B-Chiku is pretty tame all things considered
The Chinese thought mass-murdering sparrows would help with their crops getting eaten
They are not an intelligent people despite what they want you to think.
FUCKING
kek
Did DICE ever fix BFV or is it still shit
If you played GOOD arcade games that would default to CAP though.
kek
I need to rewatch that sometime
>I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG .jpg
>that very subtle N on the bottom
This is what cartoon physics would look like IRL. Scary stuff
Dr. Strange and his magic always tickle my tism in a good way. why is everyone else's combat always so uninteresting to look at in those movies
hardly. these are people in their 20's and 30's remembering what it was like to be a teen and younger
fucking kek
The person who sent the gif was arrested and a grand jury decided that a gif count as a "deadly weapon". The guy spent time in jail. Some of the charges were eventually dropped but he still faced charges of "hate crime" because he dared to make fun of one of america's Chosen People.
So what ever happened to the dude that sent him that gif? Did he actually go to jail?
Because most other characters just hit things really hard or use energy blasts. Strange's magic is like a stage magician's performance but ramped up to 11 and weaponized.
Bautista and Encarnacion are gone what is the point anymore.... they are my team but I will prob just watch someone else this year. It is in my budget this season to get a pass to see all the blue Jay games on the MLB service, but I dont think I can do it...
T H I C C
That's a deep cut reference user.
I HAD A NAME
MY FATHER CALLED ME BLUES
HE TOOK MY HEART FROM MY CHEST
TO GIVE TO YOU
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER
Kek. 10/10
I like this
>5 year veteran vs Day 1 shitters
STR vs STR?
As an avid steak and beef eater, the sheer population of humanity calls for higher and higher beef production - which is injecting insane levels of methane into the environment. It's literally hurting the environment to support the world's meat now, which is a staple food. Kinda sucks.
That being said, I do not plan to switch over to some substitute any time soon. That shit is too tasty and satisfying to sacrifice my pleasures because everyone else thought that the circle of life shouldn't have to apply to us.
>allowing the aliens to violate the non-aggression pact
By virtue of losing his argument was wrong
Oh shit, that's wax sculpting. I remember seeing a art stand when I was young that allowed people to dip their hand into warm wax and make a fancy mould.
Don't we already use landfills as Methane production facilities?
I feel like we should have done this with cow farms at this point.
not everyone is going to eat meat, it is impossible with the limited grazing space
supply and demand, the price will soar too high for most
alternatives like lab grown meat or cheap sea mollusks
Adding to this, this is basically what it looks like. Neat party entertainment for kids.
Why did she do that?
China sure does some fucked up things.
>chonking hazard
>ate vegtal
>that third foot
really underrated
Good one
Am I supposed to see this man as anything other than BASED?
Once lab grown meat becomes widely accepted and more cost-effective than cattle, cattle farms are absolutely going to vanish at a record pace. Some will still stick around because there will always be demand for it but the price of REAL BEEF STEAK is going to shoot up as well. It'll be better for the planet with all that methane production gone but it's not a future to look forward to.
Alright AOC, you remember no one voted for your Green Deal right?
chuckled
>not Death Stranding.jpg
this say A LOT about our society
>didn't even do the name
One. Fucking. Job.
When Trump got elected the DOJ dropped the charges
Underrated as hell.
thatsthejoke.jpg
i think?
Bitch had like 10 seconds to predicts it and 5 seconds to dodge it, no sympathy
God damn that read
>This is my normal, MY NATURE!
sauce?
DISABLE MY PAIN INHIBITORS
STR + CON vs STR + AGI
now you made me sad
>SNK Bosses.webm
fucking kek
Fucking love obvious plant
At least it wasn't scat or NTR
Oh hey cool that's in my city
That's probably the dankest white boi I ever saw
I made this before Bayonetta 2 was even a thing.
can that bald faggot fuck off into obscurity forever already?
that's actually inspiring
>SSX Tricky shortcut.gif
>Smokin' Sexy Style!!
>squashing a sub with your feet
>sticking your limb into something's mouth so hard it transforms into a boot
Don't get me going, user.
What a fucking boss
YOU
FUCKING
RETARDED
ZOOMER
>Tony Hawk's Underground
>Kenshi combat
fucking kek
>not Wacky Races.jpg
wow what a massive dick
Blade Mode.webm
was going to write in gacha games
This is gacha games
What the fuck
>apparently it rhymes in the original language
Man, that must've been amazing to be a part of.
This was their victory taunt.
CAN NO ONE STOP HIM
>taking one step too many before saving
>Interceptor
Man, it was such an innocent time.
>TheOnesWhoWalkAwayFromOmelas.jpg
This post was too subtle for Yea Forums.
h-hes fast!
Kek, nice reference. You'd think the goblin would have the bright idea to write upstairs for a pay raise, though.
Battle Sȯyale
Sekiro
>fuck thy mother
good heavens
Remastered
HUMANITY FUCK YEAH
Oh my fuck
Real talk the aliens ruin the point that the artists/authors were trying to make. Instead of implying that there is a real argument against this kind of behavior and that this behavior is morally wrong in itself, they forfeit their position and resort to appealling to a higher power by saying "if you don't believe what I believe then a higher power will punish you for arbitrary reasons". its the same thing as religious authorities saying "if you dissent in any way shape or form then God will smite you and send you to hell."
Not to mention that the whole ending completely spoils the tone and characterization and is awful from an artistic perspective.
GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE
LMAO at the nigga celebrating
yes perfect
Why is it still called /gif/ if the majority use webm’s
But how does it work
>My dad works for Nintendo
>Reminder that, as of today, Bowser is now head of Nintendo of America
>Mikiri counter
God I hope a superior species btfos humanity soon
Can anyone think of a better filename for this?
I just feel like this could be excellent with the right one...
Someone should edit in the symbol above the lion's head
I recognize exactly what type of image this is supposed to be, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Didn't the creator abandon SDT?
>exposes his side to tempt the prey into charging
>calmly stares as he approaches
>immediate takedown
This is like the cheetahs (normally solitary hunters) that are learning to hunt in groups to take down ostriches and giraffes. If more lions start learning this skill they'll be unstoppable.
Based wolf
god damn we humans are amazing
thanks for posting this
>WatcherKnights.gif
>an idiot before God
This man got style
>5'11 vs 6'0
Isn't he a math professior or some bullshit IRL?
Nigga had good taste, this is one of my faves especially scene pictured here.
holy shit that is amazing
I really thought it was a spider on its tail, and then when it was over I thought maybe it had somehow attached a spider to its tail
nope, that's just evolution at work
>banned from Orkonwatch
>reason: Offensive taunt
Over analyzing autism.
This would be more accurate of the guy was Chinese.
>Steam Sales.jpg
It's been a while since I've read it and I can't find it. Anyone got the source?
its a surface level analysis you low iq mong
what game?
I'm late, but I caught your Terranigma reference
>and the crick in our dick
Goddamn this must be the greatest shitpost in history. I just love how the more things change the more they stay the same.
BOLY FUCK YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE MOST RETARDED PEOPLE ON THE PLANET IF YOU CAN'T RECOGNIZE A GAME THAT CAME OUT 4 YEARS AGO AND IS CURRENTLY SHILLED TO THIS DAY
Nice ass
Sauce?
Fuck you, I just remembered that time on 7th grade I was watching loli porn in the living room one couch behind my parents, and didn't notice my headphones were disconnected due to the shitty Sony Ericsson all-in-one charge slot
>what's that sound
Nope. Not even once this time
too bad that game died, fuck hubert and fuck lammy
>howdotheyeat.jpg
It's Dan Hibiki's gay cousin.
I'm too amused by snoop dogg hanging out with Emeritus II and ghost to understand this filename
long enough ago for that to be Papa Emeritus II and not III or Cardinal Copia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU
That post reminds me of a story my mom used to tell.
>mom was a child in the 70's. She was like 10 at the time.
>Local mail man was a fucking psycho.
>my grand father was a cantankerous old cop who lived to get into arguments with literally anyone.
>Grand father would start shit with the mailman daily for shits and giggles.
>Mom was friends with a little black neighbor kid.
>they were laying in the grass watching the daily altercation.
>psycho mailman pulls a gun on my grand dad
>Grandpa just laughs at him and tells him to fuck off.
>meanwhile mom turns to talk to her niglet friend.
>he vanished into the aether.
>she didnt even realize he left.
>as soon as the gun was pulled he took off at kenyan speed and was relaxing at home.
>she said there was still a lingering dust cloud like a cartoon.
>You and your friends are gonna recreate a famous painting
>Okay user, you be the robed guy on the right, separate from everyone else, that faces away from the camera
>tfw
wait what?
Just call it "Gyorg.gif"
hes supposed to be pointing to the table and talking to the guys on the outside of the circle, not awkwardly standing there like an autist.
General Electric has been broken-tier since the start.
this is how you win a lambo
Pretty sure he died.
>[guns 20] skill check
This has to be the best fight scene in the whole MCU
>When thanos crushes the moon and pulls it down
I've never seen that movie but that was pretty sweet. Usually CGI shit just looks like a video game.
Finally a good fuckin rick and morty reference
What a fucking chad
Kek
You son of a bitch, you owe me a pair of sides!
Part 7 Dio
he's an actual college professor
>not a normie
>now you have fag depression
that guy seems pretty based
HOLY SHIT I know that page. At least he had good fucking taste.
This cruel but really cool
The Impossible Burger gives me hope. It's all plant proteins but it's fucking delicious
that shit was genuinely so bad it made me ill. man
Haha got that libtard rekt destroyed xD
>ferrari on fire
nothing out of the usual here
Bet you the cop didnt know he was being filmed
>Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!
I'm fucking dying, reality truly is the best comedy
fuck i'm late
Hello?
it looks like maybe when he was adjusting his stance to kick the ball he accidentally tapped it with his left foot
>it was a monster hunter comic the whole time
oh ok
>Implying Thanos could even 1v1 Supes or Goku
Hello?
it is more like 2 WIS while wearing -1 WIS
saved and based
Lmao my fucking sides
Well, TJ """Henry"""" Yoshi...
>accidentally picking up an item that isn't yours in Morrowind
I'm feeling generous tonight
exhentai.org
hey hey people
true
Whites rock!
Dark souls skellies
it isn't even America, him being filmed is probably the least of his worries.
There is no fear like “big guy fast”
Ayy lmao
Lone Shadow Vilefoot
Nice
Kinda looks like they fired at him first so who cares.
Death tube
Ah, there's no male on male or gay tags, just bisexual.
Explains why I couldn't find it. Thanks!
>The first guy
How did he not puke all over the place? I'm fucking amazed
err "Dead tube," not death.
I like to think of him more as "Welcome Matt".
nothing you said matters more than motion and detail when dealing with motion compression
>brain involuntarily was waiting for a "TOGETHER NOW"
Isn't this D4C though?
Lmfao.
the joke is that the file name is an actual file name, not a request
I just always notice I have more trouble when green is involved in a scene, same with particle effects, but you're completely right that a lot of movement causes it to be way heftier which is why constant scene changes or even simple color changes is enough to bloat it all.
;_;
>Stage Hazards