*powerslides behind you*

>Nothin' personnel, kid.

Have they introduced any new characters or have they confirmed that this is a 1:1 remake?

there's no demos near me
why the fuck is gamestop and best buy so gay
there are no demos in the entire west half of michigan

How do I get good at a game I've never played or owned?

A interview confirmed that Crunch will be in and I recall a French article claiming all the racers of CNK will also be there too

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tiny
did they ever actually make a tierlist for the racers? i played this game ALOT but i never really got a sense of the best characters

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if you have a computer that's any better than a toaster then you should grab a PSX emulator and the CTR rom, its's great practice

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The Virgin Brio vs. The Chad N. Gin

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"you dense motherfucker!"

>Makes a decent cast of characters for a kart racer in only 3 games
How the fuck did crash do it

>N.Gin
>chad

It's the other way around

>30

>FRAMES

>PER

>SECOND

>try to kill the franchise with a blatantly out-of-place villain being an alien
>people love it instead

How do you know which gamestops are hosting it? I saw yesterday there was an user that worked at gamestop saying he'd make a thread about it but I probably missed it if he did.

They did, but I'm not really too knowledgable about it. I know that Coco is top tier and Crash and Cortex is low tier.

And yet N. Gin has been in nearly every Crash game since his debut. Brio hardly appears anymore.

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Crash looks cute here

>Who’s gonna be your main?
My boy dingodile. I really dig the new VA.

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Its easier to write for a depressed madman who will stick with a incompetent scientist than it is a chad who'll leave on his accord

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>get abandoned in a burning castle
>your work on the evolvo-ray gets co-opted by your partner claiming it as his handiwork
>backstab him and demolish his next plan
>fuck off into hiding because after becoming a worldwide criminal there isn't anyone who'll take him in
>get summoned for party games at least
>come back 20 years later after making up and collectively backstab the guy who was bossing both of you around all those years ago

Works for me

I agree

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>be a respectable scientist with a high-paying industry job
>get screwed by suits, maimed in a horrible accident
>now a freak and a failure, shunned by all
>suddenly your childhood friend contacts you and offers you unlimited money and resources
>a chance to rebuild yourself, and to get back at those who foolishly cast you aside
>turns out he's not only an asshole, but laughably incompetent
>you live with constant headaches and the knowledge that greatest failure is now the only thing keeping you alive
being Gin is suffering

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He's in

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He's in, boys, it's been confirmed

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it may be short and simple but reading his backstory in the Crash 2 manual when I was a kid both intrigued me and freaked me out a little
I felt bad for that freaky little dude

please beenox im dying here

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I'm not against the idea of Nina but I think she needs (another) redesign.

I cant imagine a redesign that doesnt get rid of her unique traits (Buck Teeth, Spiky hair pasty skin big robot hands) but if Beenox has to redesign her I dont think they'll fuck it up.

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I love the concept art from the ND era.

N. Gin had a lot going for him, too much to be reduced to the sad state he was in later titles. I feel somewhere the directors lost sight of him being a scientist and made him a superfluous Igor stereotype.

Her design is fine, just get a decent art director.

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my bear Polar is coming

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Only thing that really needs to happen is a proper characterization and introduction.
We got a half-assed introduction ABOUT HER that failed to capitalize on anything in her backstory to the point where she literally didn't even say a single word until fucking Crash Tag Team Racing.
The concept of "Uncle" Neo getting annoyed that she was hugging the mutant animals too much to the point where he decided to turn her hands into deathtraps is far more interesting to just ignore like they did. Weaponizing a child, basically. Instead we got Mandy-lite, and that itself is still fine but just stick with something and run with it.
They're going to have to introduce Crunch and N.Trance without their source games being a part of the remaster canon, wondering how they'll go about that.

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I feel embarrassed but I still dont know what the grill is supposed to be

The ESRB description implies that Zem is in, so this might not happen sadly

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it's a kamado grill
It's a lot easier to tell if you look at the character order, specifically the 4 bosses starting with ripper roo

>Playstations Mario ripoff

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This meaning? Sorry i cant tell what you suggesting. Tawna and the trophy girls?
Tawna wasnt mentioned in n.sane trilogy, only the buttcheeks of aku

This is what he's talking about

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I literally just got tilted watching this. My heart rate genuinely spiked.

Honestly, Tiny did something similar in CNK's cutscenes.
Really don't want that filler fuck back if he's just going to be a forced grossout character and nothing else.

rilla roo when

Can you play Crash Bash like this?

Crash bash has hella potential. All they have to do is view modes of mario party and pick the ballest

The fuck does Zem even do in the story

Literally nothing. He is just a competitor for Velo's side to defeat the earth racers.

>Drawing feels guy over another meme
Why

Zem and Zam are such nobodies that they don't even appear in the CNK port. They are only there to give Oxide a teammate, they had no introduction and just sort of exist, they've never been seen again.

I rather have those boss characters like that Mime and Blue gorilla over Zem and that other fucker

no, sadly never got splitscreen to work with any emulator

Im sure its real easy though

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RIP

call it coping but im still expecting

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>they actually added a battle royale mode
fucking zoomers

battle mode was in the original bud

heres a vid of PS1 battle mode gameplay from youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=j013FeGFxo4

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you were supposed to reply angrily and call me a fag

Apparently the penguin was top tier in the PAL version but bottom tier in the NA version.

I hope to god they don't bring the Mr. T references back.

>his first appearance was under mind control so most of what you see of him wasnt really him
>CNK makes him into a fitness freak lite
>Onwards they just make him a Mr.T joke
Crunch has an identity crisis

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I'm okay with him just being a buff musclehead. I'm curious as to how they'll adapt Koala Kong though, the epilogue seems to imply he's got a speech impediment similar to Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love Dingodile

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Can anyone post the pink bondage coco?

I'm a scum bag that only picks what is good. I played n.gin in CTR and n.tropy in nitro kart. Assuming fake crash has the same stats as crash I'll probably play him. 5/7 in all stats is broken as all hell, assuming the stats aren't a complete fucking lie like in CTR.

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I have pre-bondage coco

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penguin yay 1

LOL