"Female"-only GDQ event

Are there any girls on it or its just trannies?

Oh god the threads are going to be a fucking glorious trainwreck

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Cute

whats the over under of actual women?

Girls have cooties. Prove me wrong.

Majority will be trannies

wheres the gameplay

>hoax to gaś all trannies
BASED

I'll only watch it if my wife Edobae is involved.

lmao

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>female

does that include men pretending to be females?
i don't see how there would be any other entries

>no JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS allowed at """"female"""""-only GDQ
Now is his time to shine

why is this necessary exactly?

mmm more delicious cringe kino to consume

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>implying Narcissa played games
She was an ARTIST
livestreamfails.com/post/16355

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I just cant imagine that many femanons would be happy having to share a bathroom with a ton of men in dresses

>all-female GDQ
>it's just all-male but they are wearing wigs
wew

girls(male)?

imagine getting cucked by speedrunners
imagine being a female that would have sex with a speedrunner

Imagine that poor female that is going to be surrounded by those disgusting tranny subhumans

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Yea Forums could organize its own speedrun event, even if in a small scale to raise funds to desuarchive/fireden/etc

you just know that no one's gonna watch it, and the only people that will will be there just to make fun of it
and then they'll blame toxic male gamers for the event's failure, and I'll laugh and laugh...
place your bets, will this be as much of a shitshow as Bully Hunters?

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Based.

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Name 10 female speedrunners located in North America. You can use google.

This is gonna be hilarious

I'd be genuinely interested in seeing this if I didn't already know those tranny fucks were going toforce themselves in

>Men can't have a Males Only Speedrunning Event without getting blacklisted and being labeled as a misogynist.
>Women can't have an event to themselves without these deranged fucks making up a storm if they get rejected
>Their spotlight is taken away by these disgusting freaks
>Both men and women, suffer silently together

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skip

guess they really will need a dilation station this time

>"Female"-only GDQ event
>70% of attendees and runners are men pretending to be women
like pottery

There's mostly women in that picture though

Are you saying I'm not a female?

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there are only "male only" speedrunning events right now

>unironic

Hey user, i made you a thing.

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There's honestly nothing more disgusting to most non-mentally-ill women than failed men in dresses. If it was an event lead by a biological woman, troons would've been prohibited from coming.

God has left us

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>Not a sport
>Fake controversy
Who gives a shit?

>he unironically thinks women are going to attend this thing

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Hey, most of those females champion their cause so they dug their own grave in my opinion.

(You) do, thanks for the bump

will /ourgal/ be in attendance, Yea Forums?

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>speedrunning
>misogyny
Isn't misogyny the dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women?

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Oh really? Could you point me towards one? Shouldn't be hard, right?

Trannies aren't women, so it ain't misogyny.

the funny thing it that "Frame Fatales" will be male only too

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God, imagine the smell

gdq

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can someone give me a reason why anyone gives a shit? this is the most non-issue i've seen on this board in a while

so it's a containment event for the trannies so they don't ruin the actual event?

neat

by default speedrunning events are largely male only, the females involved are either trannies, dating or related to people who speedrun, or are too ugly/bad self image to cosplay whore so they climb down the ladder of how to receive male attention until they eventually hit the speedrunner rung

Can ACTUAL females also join?

Could you show where it's stated it's a "male only" event?

I can't even name 10 speedrunners

ha
I get it

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no. it's not stated but it clearly is

>Guardians of Speedrunning

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kek

>it's not stated

Then it's not one, is it?

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Tine to sit back and watch the fireworks.
This is what I want to see

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nope

99% will be trannies, the 1% biological females will be sexually assaulted by the trannies

Stop jacking off to 2D, incels.
Have sec with real women.

Does that mean GDQ is now male only?

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Yes, it is when everyone in the speedrunner's chair either has a dick or a pus-filled hole where one used to be

You can have one (1) of these speedrunners, which do you choose

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maybe it's because men make up the vast majority of the speedrunning community since they are inherently more interested in things which appeal to their biology

Between JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS and Cosmo's girlfriend cucking him, which had a bigger effect?

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How fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that 2D and 3DPD are not comparable in any way?

You're not quick on picking up jokes

I CANT WAIT FOR THE FUN THREADS AAAAAH

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Man, she looks cute

The one on the bed

If it's women only, does that mean no trannies?

lel middle is built like a linebacker chloe mortez lookin motherfucker

Most women under 35 are hyper liberal user.

Only big boomer bitches care about sharing bathrooms with transgender folks.

Women are objects

Why does the speedrunning community have SO MUCH actual cuckolding?

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hey I'm an actual girl where I can sign up, I'll speedrun animal crossing

Yawn.... fail troll is fail.

You're obviously not a woman. A lot of us put on a liberal public face so that we don't become targets of actual rabid SJWs, but in private we agree that trannies are really gross.

>but that time, she didn't, kinda rushed off to a hotel
Saving frames Cismo. You should know that

Don't bully Natalie

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>barefeet

what a slut

selfies go to /soc/

Yet you responded?

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Autism, speedrunning and degeneracy all go hand in hand.

yes
both
idk

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That seems a bit inappropriate but what do I know, I'm just an incel

Is there even enough female speedrunners that exist for this?

I've seen literally 4 female speedrunners ever on Twitch, and I only watch speedruns.

twitch.tv/muzyoshi/videos

This is one of them, she has autism I love her.

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most likely the gf

Thats one ugly ass dude haha

>Women's fighting champion is a tranny
>Women's weightlifting champion is a tranny
>Women's cycling champion is a tranny
This is a rather alarming trend, isn't it? It would be a shame if this seeped into video games

>female
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Bottom three, Sue can fuck off.
Imma need you to dump whatever you had user, or give context or something.

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No. It's going to be majority trannies.

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That blonde girl isn't Cosmo's girlfriend Adrian who cucked him multiple times. That was a fan of his he went to visit. Nobody knows what happened to her. I used to actually be a speedrunner myself (mostly shit 2D SNES games that nobody played) so I was somewhat involved in the community. It cannot be understated just how much damage Adrian did not only to Cosmo, but to speedrunning as a whole. She, along with Kryssstal, forced the community to bend over backwards to accommodate their needs. Now to Adrian's credit, she did actually try speedrunning. Though it was just Chrono Trigger NG+ Any %. Not only was Adrian basically riding Cosmo's coattails for her own personal fame, she was also using him to pay for her college degree (which was in woman's studies). In time, she cheated on Cosmo multiple times with other speedruns like Yashi and TaylorTot, which had a profound effect on Cosmo's psyche. He wasn't in good mental health going into NWC. That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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>she

I doubt there are very many, but this event will honestly be embarrassing for any legitimate female speedrunners who aren't stupid fucking trannies. How utterly stupid to have an event for women and none of the people participating in it will be women. Nobody who was born a woman and has lived their life as a woman; just a bunch of grown-ass, degenerate, mentally ill men who are trying to play out a retarded fairytale.

I'm sure it'll be an entertaining train wreck though.

good. dgq has been dogshit in 2 years and i'm glad all the entertaining parts are being condensed into one event now

The only non-tranny girl speedrunners I remember from past GDQs were the Dark Souls girl and some girls on the couch during the Splatoon runs.

Based Clint with his large forehead and failing eyeballs dabbing on all them other runners.

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fuck off Haber go back to r/SamandTolki

I'm 29 and my gf is 30. She has no problem sharing the restroom with mtfs.

All of our friends feel the same, we're very politically active and very far left.

>he doesn't know

>I'm 29 and my gf is 30.
cuck

>narcissa said he hates clint stevens fans
based 7 soft stevens dabbing on trannies

>we're very politically active and very far left.
Then you realize that you and your girlfriend don't represent the opinion of the average middle American, right?

>r/SamandTolki
Fuck those worthless faggots. All they do is jerk off over Boogie.

He could pass, he looks exactly like his sister, but his hairline betrayed him, cure for balding when?
Saddening, he was actually sort of handsome, and he still could be if he stopped fucking around, got braces and gained some mass.

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I know there was an actual case of someone's wife getting gang fucked at GDQ. To make matters worse, there were multiple streamers involved. Stivitybobo was the main cucker

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>that look on the Dad's face

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>implying any real biological non-trans women are going to attend that event

jesus wept

So still men

This is a 100% XX chromosome female with assburgers

ummmm yeah sweetie hence the quotes around "females". God ur dumb lol wanna go out sometime

These are all trannies....right?

King of buzzwords

Lol, Hillary won the popular vote(even though I'm not a fan of her)

Right wing politics fade more every day.

Natalie a cute

>she flies out a guy from the internet for a WEEK and stays in a hotel with him (all of this likely paid for with cosmo's twitchbux, he was extremely loaded at the time)

holy fuck, this is interdimensional next level cuckoldry

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I wonder what their waitress thought of this group

would be cool gig + cool name if it wasn't going to be filled with half-men

>Right wing politics fade more every day.
Have you looked at Europe lately, retard?

Yes. Top one retired, bottom 3 are still going strong

Wait wtf is even going on in this pic

seething

how is this different than standard gdq?

slower speed runs?

Why are you still here?

Official Yea Forums's top five speedrunners of all time:
>chibi
>blueglass
>rwhitegoose
>zfg
>frameperfection

You may not like it, but these are the best.

Why do women always end up demanding a special snowflake league for themselves, yet somehow rationalizing that they aren't inferior to men?

Not only did he pay for her to fuck other guys on the regular, she also lived at his place rent-free and he helped pay off her student loans.

Have they not learned a thing when Blizzard tried to do this with LoL?

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MORE CRINGE
CRINGE RUN BACK TO BACK TO CRINGE RUN
EXPLODING VEE THREADS CRINGING THE LEL

>tfw didnt make the list

nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/03/new-survey-young-staying-liberal-conservatives-dying-off.html

Have I looked at Brexit falling on its face and conservatives realizing they fucked up?

Have I seen the rampant success of the super liberal nordic countries?

And now she lives in his hormone-wrecked brain rent free. He probably jerks his impotent shriveled tranny dick to memories of her every night.

The absolute state... how far can one man fall?

10$ says all the homos will crash it and threaten all the actual attendees and organizers with bodily hard if they arent allowed to participate

hurry up and go extinct already you degenerate crackers are cancer.

>no based werster
He even said the N word of everyone on stream in front of Trihex, that alone puts him in top 5. He's also the best pokemon speed runner bar none

The only good female (female) speedrunner I can recall is the one who runs Tomb Raider. Otherwise who cares? GDQ has been shit for years now.

Who is the top one

they always look dead inside
you can silence a man, but inside he's still screaming

Watch them be all "women" trannies.

The fucker is the sluttiest and along with Shiri, the most feminine, and has nice feets

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wtf is that supposed to be a Ben Franklin cosplay or something?
Was it for a game like that link cosplayer?

>Have I seen the rampant success of the super liberal nordic countries?
LOL

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holy fuck come down tyrone put down the gun you dont have to do this

>Keep it an afterthought and don't focus on it.
Even if you didn't highlight it people would still notice.
Also
>female

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gosh imagine the gains!

They're going to suck a dick.

>posts a tabloid
Right-wing populist parties have been winning elections left and right the past few years. The center and left have been shrinking rapidly.

Sue Lightning aka thespherehunter on youtube. She reviews video games.

they did and it was banned from twitch for showing literal furry porn on stream

This is where I belong.

Is that the only top she owns?

as if women could develop the skills necessary to speed run a game

actually cool. I don't know why but I fucking love these speedrunning marathons
looking forward to the girl chokin on Sekiro, too

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>tabloid magazine says alt-right manbabies are FINISHED
lol

>While it's fun to crack jokes
hey guys, this person likes fun and jokes, let's listen to their opinion

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based

hall of famer for sure tbf

Nice reddit spacing söiböi, go play your Switch

Genuinely feel bad for the guy

cope

>there are now enough trannies in the speedrunning community to make up a whole event where only they are allowed
Holy shit

Can't trannies ever have colors that aren't pink? This is exactly why gay guys are better at fashion and interior design.

>"Female only" speedrunning event
>it's all trannies
Okay, this is gonna be Epic Games.

I can't believe our boy, Slayerofbabies, didn't make THE list

damn it sure is crazy how "progressivism" and marxism is indistinguishable from segregation and sexism

But I'm sure because at some point in the past men were "evil" its now ok to practice exactly what we supposedly are against

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Yeah well /fit/ doesn't always have a boogie general up so where else are we supposed to talk about him.

have sex

kill yourself

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How many of them will be actual Females and not men in wigs?

Does anyone have the screen cap of the femanon that went to /r/girlgamers and found out they were all men?

videogames aren't necessary user

brb starting up doom for the 9000th time

The revolution draws near, I can't wait to kill as many of you conservashits as possible.

DAY OF THE GUILLOTINE SOON

hey guys lets do an epic raid on them haha they are the real nazis really makes you think gamers rise up kekistan magapede 4life cant stump the trump 8 more years the only reason I'm a virgin is because of ancient jewish reptile conspiracies i am true aryan 14/88 um no I'm not a nazi, I'm alt-right, hitler was true genius redpilled video games

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Zero

what a cunt. she destroyed him.

based

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whatever bitch

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>Its still going to pull in good numbers and donations from sad lonely bastards + people watching it ironically or to shitpost.

All they gotta do is make sure the runners are solid 7's and they'll make a killing.

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>''female''
YEa, sure.

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further proof that 3D women's only purpose on this earth is to ruin men's lives

Kill yourself.

>hey cute t-shirt
>oh right that's the side making fun of how badly dressed he is

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>so like
anyone who speaks or talks like this needs hanged.

>an online, all female speedrunning event
>online
Does this mean they're not going to hold an event at some venue or something?

It won't. It's literally going to be a tranny only stream to get back at all the shitposters and "twitter trolls" who made a big deal out of the trannies in past GDQs.

I don't keep up with what goes on outside of the event itself, but how did everyone take that multiple personality gang shit, ie actually an admittance of mental illness? Are they actually humoring these people in the speedrunning community?

I hope someone shoots up the place.

>I'm 29 and my "gf" is 30. "She" has no problem sharing the restroom with mtfs.

As a man who can be a woman anytime xshe feels like it i find the idea of sex segregated events distasteful

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The irony is this guy fits perfectly into Yea Forums's current user base and administration, the slanty eyed jew made sure of that.

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Good luck. Just remember while your overripe girlfriend pegs you tonight that troons aren't tolerated anywhere outside of far left political circles.

I thought it was already female only

My girlfriend is cis if you're trying to imply she's trans.

Suzi is cute! Cute!

I chose a painful death desu senpai

As a man who has never had sexual relations with a woman before I find the idea of women at autistic events repulsive.

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twitter.com/search?q=girl (from:ClarisRobyn)&src=typed_query

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imagine being so pathetic and retarded that events are catered specifically around you

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vid related, can someone make this into a webm?
youtube.com/watch?v=3DZz5-OVg5w

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>jerk off over Boogie
>when they're not talking about Narcissa
They should just admit that Boogie and Narcissa would be the greatest power couple in gaming!

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so current and previous mods/janitors don't have to be silent anymore?

interesting..

Whoops, forgot the pic of her.

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Me preparing to attend:

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>all female event with more balls than the NBA
>all female event that can bear less children than Anne Frank
>all female event with more wieners than an American football audience
>all female event with more pricks than a blood drive
>all female event with more Y than the bank of Japan

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>Blizzard
>League
You ok there user?

you can, it's not hard.

fug you

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>Be shit at games, generally
>average 8k viewers
Based clitstopher

Oh for real? Lol pathetic virgin. Ive fucked 2 women and had several blowies.
I switched back to being a man for that statement and put down but now i'm a woman again haha now what

I bet she has no problem watching you prep the bull either.

>5 kids

She is talking about her cats r-right?

Very well. You will be gangraped to death by trannies.

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God tier shoop desu. Initially didn't even notice that half of the hair got transplanted to that other guy.

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>online speedrunning event
there's not even going to be a venue

Is this a troll?

Lower in the posts it has tons of pics of the same guy, are they all stolen, or is this his actual twitter?

why are these female-only gaming groups and events always a fucking trainwreck

Cool ad hominem, gr8 deb8.

Imagine the smell

So where do trannies and gender fluids fit into this?

>cringe kino
this should be the subject of every thread we make when the event's up

youtube-dl

ffmpeg -i video.mp4 -an -sn -c:v libvpx -crf 20 -b:v 1M video.webm

Cant wait to see this with my fellow Yea Forumsirgins

Its not a shop user

They fit right in because they can decide arbitrarily that they are female.

I'm female right now.

ironic, ain't it?

He agreed to it. He was a failed man to begin with.

>a known cheater that lives with his mom
surely you jest, but given how hard he was embarrassed and shamed I'd say it fits.

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youtube.com/watch?v=hHPBciOsKLM

its just too forced

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hey Yea Forums check this out

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>he colored his nails
>everyone thought it was just funny

Malleo was fucking ruthless in the cold, flat way that only a truly autistic man can be.

Ctrl+f
>like

there are barely any females so it's not even fun for the tits

Heh yeah the number of Y chromosomes in the room isn't going to change. Neither will the smell.

Nope XD

i was wondering if he was a top or a bottom
guess that clears that up

HAHAHAHAHAAA

k but post them taking it for peak shock

>Female only.
>Ends up full of transsexuals.

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well i mean being an educated, well manered nigger is something to be applauded for.
also the niggress face disturbs me to no end, looks like shes melting.

is that the scandinavian girl who cucked some dude

also is hard to not get a boner with a girl sitting on you

Well, I don't see why she shouldn't be invited.

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>EXPLODING VEE THREADS CRINGING THE LEL

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We here at GDQ stand for equality, respecting everyone of all genders and sexes and providing a safe place!

That's why we're going to run a sexist segregated tournament so all the trannies can feel special because in a true "equal" environment they provide sub standard speed runs and times.

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For once I hope the event is infested with trannies, like how all the women's sports are being dominated by "women" and it's bigotry if you complain about it lmao

>all female event with more Y than the bank of Japan

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cause the dude had literal thousand dollar bounties up for people who can figure out a setup for that trick. You don't fuck around with money.

twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/1117865172494737410

>literally every response is positive

Not moderated at all, I'm sure.

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Actual women that enjoy video games avoid these sorts of disasters. Also, trannies.

Yep that's Mayuushi

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It pretty much will be a trannyfest

That was the point.
>Last run, trans bitched about not being represented.
>Bitched about non safe space.
>Get an entire thing devoted to women.
>Will be all trans, 3 women.
>Will use this as a jumping board to say "see, see, you see how harassed we are!" when nobody tunes in.

Poor Puxwell, his wife's gonna have to run every fucking rpg in the world now since there are maybe 3 or 2 female runners for most shit.

>Every transexual will be fighting over who speedruns Mega Man.

Much like communism, real girlgamers have never been tried.

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/337787956
Shits depressing.

Small hope, user, of fucking course it will be. The organizers aren't going to risk being accused of thinking that trannies aren't real women.

>we couldve had a female GDQ
>trannies ruin it
Just why? The thought of autistic girls playing games fast and cringy seems like such a nice idea. This fucking sucks.

is it "female" only or female only. This is important.

For the love of god don't fucking raid this shit. It will literally fall flat on its face if you let them, don't give them ammo.

The gf broke his heart and trew him into the darkness, then he tried his best to climb back to the light, but john fucking numbers fucking destroyed him and cut his arms so he could never try to climb again

> The thought of autistic girls playing games fast and cringy seems like such a nice idea
No it doesn't. Arbitrary group membership is irrelevant.

Didn't he decide that just being trans wasn't enough anymore and announce that he had two personalities or something?

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Bruh hearing a girl talk gives me a chub, let a lone having one sitting on my fucking lap.
Thanks user.

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What do you think?

dont you remember the last gdqs

Do that second person on the left hand side have cancer? Because her hair is fucked.

if there were enough *good* females in a thing, then there wouldnt be the need for an only female xyz
but since there isn't they force a female only xyz, even though the audience never asked for it
and to fill the female only xyz, you need to fill it up with subpar players to pad it out since, as we know, there arent enough *good* females in xyz
and to pad it out even more, you fill it up with trannies since that's already 90% of the existing "female" userbase
which further discourages actual women from entering the scene since all they see is a bunch of greasy perverted nerds in womens clothing

its really a snake that eats its own tail

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No doubt, but his arc is so cringeworthy and abhorrent it loops back around to becoming the best part of speedrunning.

I don't see the problem? It's like you people never watched the Special Olympics before. It's the same thing

*chuckles*

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he watched to much yugioh

Yes.

How many actual female speedrunners even exist? It's autistic skinnyfat guys, fat goblin trannies, and like three fit dudes.

I was hoping to see someone reference their mascot and mention female hyenas have dicks too

Why not? I like the concept of a bunch of girls speedrunning.

Theres nothing wrong with having gender segregated events, or women wanting to do a womans only thing. Let people do whatever the fuck they want

The shitty thing is it's going to be mostly men anyway. And I genuinely look forward to seeing the fallback

iirc its her/them and it/they depending on his mood

>females only
>its 70% trannies

I know atleast 3 female ESA speedrunners who are female. One's German, the other one's from Iran and the last one from Sweden or Portugal I think.

That's a better way to word what I meant. Yea Forums loves the trainwrecks you can't help but watch.

I like the concept of speedrunning, not the segregation by collective identity.

Weren't there fewer trannies at the last GDQ?

Gee Yea Forums I sure am HYOIPED to finally see some certified McFemale™ representation for once in these events, just imagine an event free of oppressive evil masculine penises but only feminine beautiful and free penises instead

>Iranian female speed runner.
Bruh you hang out with big foot too?

I'm positive some trannies chose not to attend because it wasn't 'inclusive' enough, propelling the creation of events such as the one in OP.

Just watch the next ESA marathon. She's always there.

I forgot about that but yeah, he says there are two people in his brain

Of course the icon for the event is a phallic looking Hyena as most of the "females" attending have dicks.

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Maybe if someone said it in a more positive way so it doesn't immediately get removed.

>feel it in my bones that there will be some obnoxious mtf ruining the fun
>probably proto
>they will make a huge stink on twitter even if the run is well done and chat mods do their job
>Yea Forums will lap the drama up

On that note, are there actually any ftm speedrunners? I'm actually asking. I don't hate trans people, but I'm a little curious as to why ftm players are never spotlighted.

Reminder that Chibi has had multiple gfs and had sex.

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Will she ever come back?

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Thats her.

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All Female Any%

To a speedrunning event or to his senses?

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I'm not too knowledgeable on how Twitter works but I didn't think they could remove tweet responses

He finally stopped doing Twitch?

"female"

This was the most amusing thing of this whole debacle.

>i was wondering if he was a top or a bottom

Yeah it's a big mystery

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I just want him to get better :(
pretty amazing.

probably not
i think she had to move back to her parents

Did you read the conversations? They're all bitching because they want more trannies in the main event instead, when the obvious truth is they're not getting picked because (a) they're not that skilled, and (b) their games are boring to watch and nobody plays them so it's extremely noncompetitive. Somehow though the truth is that GDQ staff must be biased against trans, instead of their submissions just being trash. Yeah, that must be it.

What a bunch of bullshit. Imagine pulling an all men's speedrunning event. Will these cunts get pissy about it?

Nigga he stopped streaming period

Wonder how they feel about their jobless pill and mushroom junkie trainwreck of a boydaughter.

why are you honoring his preferred pronouns?
serious question

It really wasn't hard to pick up what they're putting down as a furry. They literally could have gone with any big cat, but they went for the fucking Hyena.

Why is this so uncanny valley?
Also reminder Yea Forums got btfo by them in smash bros.

POST CUTE TRANS GIRLS YOU WANT TO FUCK!

nah shit the post i was responding to was using she so i just kept using it

>man getting mad at women for the actions of mentally-ill men
Like pottery

They named him Cosmo and refused to fix his teeth as a child, pretty sure they aren't the kind of people to judge others

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He's confident and abusive. Those things together will easily land you a couple of girls with issues.

They're all 2D

Cosmo doesn't know how to behave like a female

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There won't be one single real woman there, just a punch of tards with stapled dicks.

Can one even recover from the damage he's done to his brain?
He clearly is not OK even disregarding the tranny shit.

I'd rather post cute female speedrunners.

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It's almost like more than one kind of woman exists and Yea Forums has a clear preference for the ones that aren't domestic to their IRL communities.

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this chick is cum crazy. someone posted an audio of her talking about her guzzling gallons of her bf's semen.

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why havent i been watching esa

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fake and gay

I used to think people into tech were the most mentally ill, but now I know video games are in fact much worse than thinkpads and panties.

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imagine the smell

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>non-mentally-ill women
So basically none of them.

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He's fucked for good. He suffered a severe mental break in 2017. He was streaming and decided to get high and drink some wine. He ended up cutting off all of his hair and calling the suicide hotline ALL WHILE STREAMING. He was never the same after that. He started abusing drugs freely and stopped leaving his apartment as often. He started to stream during the night time only. Those last couple months before he quit streaming for good, you could tell the damage was done.

Goodbye Horses....

i think he can recover if he stops taking drugs and goes outside again

If he ever had a proper moment of clarity, then he'd probably just fucking kill himself. I know I would. His real name is attached to all of the embarrassing shit he's done. Some prospective employer is going to Google "Cosmo Wright" and find that video of him farting while practicing yoga.

>us
You know what to do.

Why exactly are so many speedrunners trannies?

Yes, and her brother grew up wishing he was her so he got a similar top.

Our English accents are pretty fucking bad even though it sort of has its charm at times. Like that Ukrainian playing STALKER last year for example.

>when someone said "cute spotty bra" I was so embarrassed i wanted to hidee haha
what happened to fun natured girls like this instead of crying out RAPE when shit like this happens?

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autism

isn't female literally the biological definition, in which case trannies don't qualify? I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that "female" is exclusively used to refer to biological vagina havers, whereas trannies are just "women", in which case this event could be seen as le transphobic. I don't know, who cares, you retards are getting baited by this shit when there are other, better events anyway

is that david byrne

What kind of drugs is he on? I assume meth?

Go use this logic against any tranny on Twitter. Post results.

Negroid fucking BOILING

>Online speed-running event

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Ever notice how much more often its men wanting to be women than the opposite.

:(

I hate trannies but this Cosmo crying video makes me feel bad.

It started with one or two, the rest just want to fit in. It's really just a cult at this point.

Like regular modern GDQ events, we're just here for the impending memes and disasters.
>SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW

Is this an edit?

NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH

HRT drugs from a second-hand seller and assloads shrooms

Unspecified "pills" (probably amphetamines) and shrooms.

You'll have to take it from our cold
dead
hands.

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Because representation.

Are you suggesting just because I was born with an XY chromosome, no uterus, no ovaries, a dick and balls, that I can't be a female, you fucking cis scum bigot.

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>It started with one or two
Withelde and Krysstal were those trannies

Shrooms are his most recent addiction, but he's been abusing drugs since before he even transitioned. SSRIs, Xanax, weed and occasionally krotom. But yeah, in 2018 he started taking shrooms about twice per month and it certainly fucked his mind up permanently

"Women"

you want joke speedrunners or the real deal?
here's the real list
>peaches_

>casual constant shroom use

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not that user, but you're an idiot.
The north won the first time, and we'd win again no problem.

Speed wont make you a think youre a girl. I've been doing it for 10 years or so.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to activate easy mode.

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So a legitimate question - is there going to be a male only GDQ event as well? I don't even care about this whole sex war that's going on, but it's pretty fucked up to cry sexism and then host an event just for women.

>can't compete with men in sports
>can't compete with men in vidya
>Need to make their own version of everything so they don't get obliterated
when will women learn they're made for breeding, nursing, and nothing more.

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The GF and WR. John Numbers was momentary public humiliation, but that's it.

What's dilation?

>male only GDQ
Thats the regular GDQ.

Reminder that Cosmo was manipulated by his ex-girlfriend (real girl, not tranny) into going down the tranny path. She psychologically abused him and forced him onto effeminate diets in order to facilitate weight loss and hair growth. She was the one to force him to take HRT, just to "try it" and then baited keeping the relationship going as long as he kept working on getting "cute" while taking various shady hormone replacers. Some Speedrunners tried to help him but it was too late. All the while, she's cheating on him constantly with other speedrunners, lying about the relationship status, and mind fucking Cosmo into trying experimental pills she mail ordered from Thailand.
Before they broke up, she was trying to coax him into going to Thailand with her for sex reassignment surgery after he cleared two years on HRT.

waifus know they're made for fucking, 3d women don't

Don't worry, it's not discrimination. Anyone with a skirt and very low esteem can join Frame Fatales

>momentary public humiliation
Look at those eyes, user

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There's nothing casual about his use.

Not blaming the tranny shit on the pills, just his manic, erratic behavior and utterly fucked sleep patterns.

Inserting a 1-5 inch phallic object into a permanent wound so as to keep it from healing

Source?

god, his cheekbones are weird

>the North were literally asking Mommy Government to disarm themselves back in the 1800s
You gonna start bragging about how the Democrats freed the slaves next?

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Women only want to be men when they're children, when the boys play and have fun without them and want nothing to do with them, during and after puberty this all changes, women just exist, and most men will drag their balls through broken glass just to stick their face up their asses, women discover this pretty fast, and a woman with half a brain just waltzes through life over the backs of other men.

have sex

She is in ...

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nice

His entire face is a travesty

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>Right politics fade more every day

Imagine actually believing this, even my faggot friends are becoming right wing because the Muslim population is becoming too big and they know damn well what will happen when they hit majority population.

gonna need a name

lol

its because they're people who don't want to accept the reality of growing up with a specific biological configuration and find that the tools they use to navigate the world do not function well as their current gender and think that they would function better as the opposite gender. usually those poorly functioning tools are the result of some gender related or sexual trauma but they can just be the result of clown world

in men this manfests as men who don't want to take initiative or responsibility and see that women have a much lower level of expectation and want to take advantage of that

in women, this usually manifests as women who want to be aggressive and confrontational, and see how much more successful men are using that same strategy

i feel it explains itself why there are more ftm than mtf.

>Not blaming the tranny shit on the pills, just his manic, erratic behavior and utterly fucked sleep patterns.
Blame PC culture. He obviously needs help, but saying that make you "the bad guy". Best anyone can do is fix the clown world we live in. Not gonna happen sadly.

honk honk

>OUTTA DA WAY BARN' I GOTTA YABBA DABBA DILATE!!

The way trannies are always making dumb handsigns rubs me the wrong way. It's like all of their ideas about femininity come from anime.

My sides

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Change Soon

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Hey now, there's marginally less barafaggot/feminine twink threads too.

I'm in... her

I don't believe you.

>Get btfo in Civil War
>"b-b-but ur the cucks!!!!!"

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BARNEY! I CUT OFF MY PEBBLES

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oh fuck

Sue lighting or TheSphereHunter

Can you get addicted to HRT or something?

>It's like all of their ideas about femininity come from anime.
Considering that trannies obsess over Astolfo (even though he's canonically a male crossdresser who is bi) and Felix (who is simply just a bi crossdresser), you'd be right.

I don't think you understand just how poorly he reacted to drugs. Half of the time that he smoked weed, he would have a crying fit. 2/3 of the time he took shrooms he would have a manic episode and do something on stream that he would regret the next day.

newfag
she's the most popular tranny on Yea Forums

>that feel when I'm Hispanic
>doesn't like my own race because of issues
>I don't like white girls because of this type of shit
>black girls are so rare to find that are actually hot and nice and not some kind of disgusting hood rat
>my only option is Asian girls and they wouldn't even get near me
>Muslim/Arab girls are nowhere near me

Now what... what's out there for me?

I pick strangulation for James by my hands.

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>it'll happen because it'll happen before!
>we're totes the same kind of people that made up the Union!
Aren't you libs always going on about how much society changes?

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All contestants are m2f trannies.
Calling it now.

There's never gonna be a war, Americans are too passive and content to reee online instead of actually doing anything.

Right and top

i hope they exclude MtF

Narcissa?

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>FtM trannies = death to tomboys
Okay, now I'm slightly mad.

All female
90% of attendees still have penises.

And Media Ignore it as women in Games

It's an old joke but I'll still laugh at it.

Why do you keep making threads about things you don't like?

Never take psychadelics alone.

When did he bring up the South you liberty-illiterate fuck? He's using a term from 2nd amendment people. And if you really want to bring up history, EVERYONE, including the North back in the Civil War era, would be considered a racist Nazi bigot by today's standard, and would never put up with this shit.

proofs? video link? please

im partial towards sue because "she" likes resident evil as well
Natalie would be an easy choice if it werent for the deformed dick
I guess shiri is the cutest and most "girl-like"

Why do you care?

She start as Software Engineer Now is FtM

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Hence the Hyena mascot

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Hang James

>Nazi
stopped reading here. You are literally SEETHING lol don't reply to my post again you're just wasting my bandwidth

Women or women?

Fuck that, all of my best trips have been alone. You just have to babyproof the room beforehand.
Don't take psychedelics habitually or ever if you have a fucked up brain already.

Before

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I believe you know the answer, or something close enough

penis

>mentally ill men larping as women are infesting everything to whore for attention
>why the fuck do you keep mentioning this cancer eating your society alive just accept it!!!!!!!!

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PSEUDO PENIS

You would have to be totally heartless to do something like this to another human being. Do better.

Mhhh

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It changes your brain, of course you can.

he would look like DSP if you photoshopped a normal haircut onto him

I've been growing shrooms in shoeboxes since I 15 and the best part about it is munching like 4g dried with a friend laughing our asses off. wtf man