Oh shit Yea Forums! You're about to land a critical hit on an enemy and you need a snappy one liner! What do you say?
Critical Hit Quotes
Carter Harris
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Ethan Myers
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER
Angel Ross
GO HOME G.I.
Blake Anderson
EAT SHIT, NIGGER
Jack Bennett
Oops, I farted.
Eli Cooper
PICK A GOD AND PRAY
Levi Butler
Y-You too
Joseph Hall
BANANA SLAMMA!
Julian Rivera
What the fuck did you just say about me, you little shit?
John Ward
Subscribe to pewdiepie
Liam Taylor
You're fffucked.
Ryder Foster
Time is measure by the clock, but of wisdom? No clock can measure.
>Die
Christopher Gomez
Let me unzip my dick.
Grayson Gray
DESPITE MAKING UP LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE POPULATION, I'M GOING TO BE COMMITTING ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE MURDER HERE TODAY
Oliver Roberts
You wanna dodge this!
Colton Ramirez
welcome to the aids circus, you gay clown
Adrian King
came here to post this
Lincoln Reyes
As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!
Hudson Richardson
thanks Yea Forums for memeing this into my everyday speech so that i said it to a girl
Joshua Cox
have sex
Luke Cooper
NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS
Carson Cruz
ur mum gay
Hunter Barnes
HERE COMES THE BOOM
Bentley Morgan
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'
Jackson Parker
Cazzo!
Camden Rogers
BING! BING! MOTHA FUCKAS!
Andrew Perry
My soul burns!
Jack Wright
heh...*shwing* *shwing *shwing* *stttting* nothin’ personal
Asher Morgan
YOU MUST DIE
Nolan Mitchell
let me hit a fat one *dabs*
Luke Peterson
SUPER SONIC STYLE
Angel Hughes
FAPPO
Thomas Brooks
KURWA Mother!
Nicholas Clark
I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I'M DOING
Aaron Perry
Un-fuckin lucky my guy
Owen Torres
Did your luck run out, or did mine just skyrocket?
Isaac Parker
Have sex
Adrian Martin
...
Ethan Edwards
Today we seize the power to fell a God!
Matthew Howard
WHERE’S YOUR BEAUTY?
Nathan Harris
hey user whats that quote from?
Leo Jones
my hips are moving on their own!
Brody Cox
would you really want to fuck a girl that says or thinks this? why fuck an idiot? your hand is already attached to one.
Cameron Lee
You can never leave
Grayson Gonzalez
It's physically impossible to fuck myself, so plan B it is
Leo Lewis
I WROTE YOUR NAME ON A BULLET MAN BUT FUCK ME IF I DIDN'T LOSE IT IN THE MAG! LETS LOOK FOR IT TOGETHER!
Isaac Sanchez
youtu.be
Jordan Watson
Xenoblade 1, my friend.
Eli Gomez
YO, THIS NIGGA BOUTTA DABBED ON
David Morris
Based and Frederick pilled
Ayden Perez
"This'll get Reddit gold for sure!"
Jason Jones
I THINK YOULL GET THE "POINT"!
Luke Bailey
>FUCK you
Eli Long
Suck it down!
Adam Taylor
THE NAME'S WOODY
WIIIIIILD WOODY
Cameron Allen
YOUR CRIME WAS LIVING
YOUR SENTENCE IS DEATH
David Flores
Tis weak to fire!
Angel Brown
DEAD YOU ARE
SUPRISE, BIG NOT
OH HOHOHO
Jose Murphy
NIGGERS!?!?!?
Jackson Diaz
From downtown.....Boom shakalaka!
Jayden Adams
>Hey fuck you, Leather Man!
Caleb Adams
Given that I know at least one of my attacks crit, what is the probability of getting both to crit?
Noah Bennett
Based
Adam Hill
Hold still
Brandon Smith
Is this an out-of-season April's Fool joke?
Hunter Myers
Whoa looking cool joker!
Jeremiah Martinez
I'D TENTACLE RAPE YOU IF I WERE AN OCTOPUS!
Michael Turner
Based and rocket pilled
Leo Brown
"Gazpacho soup is served ice-cold."
Blake King
BITE ME
Lucas Johnson
When will you realize that your actions have consequences?
Tyler Baker
PATHETIC!
Brandon Russell
I do this all the time,It is so fucking embarrassing. I have to put in a conscience effort to avoid saying "lol" and "lmao" out loud already. the worst is when a stranger does something like hold the door for me, every so often I will accidentally go "thanks user." I need to quit the internet.
Kayden James
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
Brayden Hill
Die
Justin Stewart
Its almost scary how good I am
Jaxon Miller
GET A LOAD OF THIS
Jaxson Jenkins
Do you guys say ay-non or a-non?
Nathaniel Martinez
YOU WOKE THE WRONG DOG!
Bentley Campbell
THIS IS THE WILL OF METATRON
Noah Anderson
*intense glare*
*tight little fart*
CRITICAL HIT!
Joseph Foster
Based and deadpilled!
Parker Evans
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR COUNTIN CARDS.
Kayden Rivera
IT'S ME AUSTIN
Nicholas Hall
NIPPLE SALADS
Chase Gonzalez
the latter. Becaue I say a-nonymous anyway
Easton Johnson
FEMINISM IS BADASS!
Xavier Peterson
MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THERE OWN!!!!
Kayden Walker
Snappy one liner!
Noah Taylor
Now see, this is why I told you not to move!
No no, This isn't how you do this trick at all!
DIE SLOWER NEXT TIME!
Ryan Gomez
Pic very related
Zachary Myers
Esto es el fin, amigo!
William Nelson
>"Gazpacho soup is served ice-cold."
Omg ! Am i lurking in the wrong boards or is it the first time there is a red dwaf here ?
Jace Campbell
One of my favorites was snapped off when I and my friend were playing Pokemon Ruby years ago. I was asking what psychics were weak to, because i'm and idiot. He was too and had to look it up, I got impatient and just decided to leave my fire starter out there beacuse it was a braindead ai fight anyway.
"Nevermind, I bet it burns as well as anything else."
Parker Cox
It's happening!
Samuel Perry
How the fuck am I the only other person who finds this one funny?
Michael Gonzalez
THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?
Joseph Thomas
INVINCIBLE HORSE DICK OUT THE NIPPLES!!!
Kevin Allen
user, going to another device and giving yourself a (YOU) is still shameful.
Nolan Flores
>I like to beat the shit out of [African Americans] for fun!
Bentley Parker
I found it funny, just to cool to let him know.
Carson James
It's good, but too long. That's more of a fight into quote rather than a crit quote. Grits need to he shorter and snappier.
Eli Lewis
you are about to die so fast no one will know I am gay.
Nathan Reed
POW, RIGHT IN THE SHITTER
Jack Sanders
Commence to jigglin!
Jose Foster
Bona fide monafied
Ryder Davis
get fucked
Charles Russell
I came here to kick ass
Aaron Nguyen
CRITICAL HIT IS A FUCK
ONE DEAD ENEMY
Oliver Allen
za warudo
Carter Cox
>>>/reddit/
Elijah Lee
>Talking to a girl
Yeah fucking right
Christopher Bell
"If my calculations are correct..."
(I'm a mathematician)
Julian Turner
EAT DIRT
Juan Harris
Just start singing "if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough"
Brandon Gutierrez
Heh, I'm about to inflict a critical hit upon you just like in the classic Final Fantasy video games on the Playstation and the Super Nintendo where you play as Cloud Strife and in order to kill Sephirot you have to deal a lot of critical hits on bad guys in turn based battles while you progress through a story telling experience.
Luke Campbell
YOURE TOO SLOW
Tyler Miller
You can cheat Sekiro, but you can't cheat death itself.
Ian Johnson
RUB A DUB DUB!
Brody Robinson
anne-naan is my goto
Nathaniel Rodriguez
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
Aiden Robinson
Nolan Turner
YOU'RE FUCKED
Landon Lewis
SHIT WINDS ARE A COMIN
Aiden Ward
SEAR ME
Jace Miller
Source: My ass
Robert Cook
I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT
BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME
WHYYYYY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME
Adrian Reed
Class dismissed.
Gabriel Ortiz
Woody occasionally jumps
Cooper Jackson
Someone call my dietitian, cuz this is going to be a piece of cake!
Kevin Morris
>GG EZ
Jaxson Lopez
Bretty gud
Jason Walker
I sure hope this kills you because I'll look really stupid if it doesn't
Hunter Ross
>LOOKIN COOL JOKER!
every fucking time, uninstalled pissed on by playstation and bought a one-way ticket to rwanda; i never want to see technology again
Wyatt Scott
FUCK RANDOM CRITS
Charles Reed
Smeg off goal post head.
Aaron Butler
Line 2: I’ll erase you
FROM EXISTENCE!
Juan Richardson
Ahw sonuvabitch
Luke Martin
INCOHERENT YELLING!
Liam Robinson
Fog before sunrise.
Cameron Morris
Pic related.
Oliver Murphy
>Called your bluff, friend.
Sebastian Hernandez
FUCKHEAD
Liam Reyes
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
Juan Phillips
NIGGER BURASTO
Lucas Foster
that's why I prefer the jap dub
at least you don't understand what they're saying
Jacob Brooks
Based Davidposter
Aiden Parker
"POP"
you'll feel my pain!
Lucas Clark
NOW IT'S REIN TIME.
Austin Smith
Faggot
Noah Perry
Jizzam eat my buttocks 5
Adam Gray
I'LL PUT YOU 12 FEET UNDER!
James Brown
>I'M GONNA SAY IT
Ryan Phillips
GET IN THE DIRT!
Jace Richardson
BY THE AUTHORITY OF THE GLOBAL POLICE, I’M TAKING YOU IN BY FORCE
Jace Powell
eat shit and die
Michael Stewart
Sebastian Gray
Jackson Phillips
You got 1 second to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.
Carson Foster
You're ring a ding done, son
Jack Bell
Only based answer in this thread.
Owen Rivera
How autistic was it of me to write the crit lines for the party members in my imaginary RPG that I'll never make?
Benjamin Evans
You got a problem, besides those fucking pants?
Jordan Ward
No way fag
Noah Green
WRRRRRRRRRYY
Jonathan Smith
PARRY THIS YOU FUCKING CASUAL!!!
Carter Powell
I'm going to brap all over you!
Brayden Cook
THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU
Logan Jackson
ARI ARI ARI ARI ARI
Nicholas Walker
Post the rest
Also
>3 lines instead of 5
Cooper Nelson
Oi that's not yer cake ya fat cunt!
Now you're fucked.
Landon Hill
We are all gay soldiers now!
Carson Allen
Daniel Smith
Cringe
Jaxson Miller
>Sayonara!
>Au revoir!
>Arrevederci!
>Farewell!
Connor Rodriguez
Gimme them balls, fool.
Luke Campbell
What is a man?! I dont fucking know but you sure are a dead one!!
Nicholas Bennett
EAT YOUR VITAMINS, AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS
Josiah Green
Most of your quotes are shit, I’ll be honest. Very little personality from these guys.
If I were to make a party of three of the boys and myself, I’d choose Jack, Killer, and Victor. Maybe Wyatt.
Granted, that’s just based off the crit quotes. Tell me about the boys.
Anthony Hughes
Fall.
Jason Mitchell
GRIFFUSUUUUUUUUUUU
Lincoln Perry
Nathan Watson
DIVINE SHOTTO
Connor Sanchez
PM'd you the fix ;)
Ryder Gray
Get Christchurch'd
Samuel Gray
>What do you say?
"God! I wish that was me!"
Christopher Howard
>You've killed a good and caring father.
Nathaniel Allen
I guess you weren't so BIG and BAD were you?
Austin Ward
For clarification purposes I should point out that plot centers on brain implants that are used to alter personalities
>Darius
SWAT officer fed up with his precinct being corrupt as fuck. Quits to join your gang because you're actually out doing shit (initial party member)
>Dorothy
Angry anti-social mechanic, your gang is based out of her shop after you help her set it up (in exchange for info she has that's relevant to the main plot)
>Isaac
A bounty hunter who has a chip in his head that suppresses his sex drive, because he was falsely convicted of rape in college, which ruined his future
>Frankie
Used to be an average office worker, then got a chip for her job which fucked up her brain due to a rare disorder. Now has very low impulse control and anger issues.
>Raphael
Government agent who joins for plot reasons. Has schizophrenia, but his brain chip keeps it in check so he's loyal to the government and a strong believer in the tech.
>Melanie
Another government agent, but she's part of a sleeper agent program. Her chip contains a second personality that knows nothing about her job and lives a normal life when she's off duty.
>Wyatt
Hacker from the same agency as Raphael, very badly socially adjusted and nervous. Is forced to go with you on a mission for plot reasons, then decides to keep going with you.
>Taggart
A grunt for the enemy group, unaware of their real plans and just in it for the money. You capture and interrogate her in the main quest and she ends up joining you.
>Izzy
A stolen police robot given a custom personality by a bunch of hacker guys as a prank, now he acts like a giant smug asshole all the time
>Victor
Pro wrestler who you help after he's framed for a murder. Energetic and fun-loving, gives no fucks
>Theo
A young thief, inexperienced but competent, kind of a teenage version of Garrett from Thief
cont
Isaac Jackson
MY PEENUS WEENUS OF COURSE :D
Brandon Barnes
YOU BEST BITE THE PILLOW NOW BITCH
Bentley Barnes
>Jack
Grizzled smuggler, when you find him he's had his personality wiped by the government. Starts off useless in combat, and you have to do a quest to recover the "backup" and return him to normal.
>Jennifer
Prosecutor who leaves her job and joins you because the villains killed her dad, the serious and intelligent type
>Killer
A dog
>Scoundrel
Member of a gang that rules a city free of government oversight. Crazy, but unlike Frankie he's more of a controlled, deliberate crazy
>Sebastian
A doctor with serious PTSD who secretly has his dead wife and daughter's memories in his brain chip, which is fucking with his perception of reality
Jonathan Price
What a fucking Lovely day!
Tyler Torres
This here
Leo Perez
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you ?
Austin Nelson
*exhales loudly*
Gabriel Gutierrez
G FOR GET NEUTERED
Anthony Williams
CUNNY
Evan Jackson
I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Evan Bailey
What a shame.
Jacob Walker
OH SHIT i'M SORRY!
Lucas Nelson
I'll end it thus!
Ayden Sanchez
I DWELL AMIDST THE ABOUNDING LIGHT OF HEAVEN
William Hughes
TORYAH
Gabriel Jackson
MANDALE CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBIAAA
Lincoln Martin
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
Jonathan Foster
A lot of the problems I’m having here is that while I like the concepts and personalities, I’m not seeing them in their crit quotes. For example, Izzy is a smug bitch. Why isn’t she saying something smug before she maims someone? I also feel like Sebas should be a little more unhinged, if he’s that far over the edge
Adrian Gomez
Jaxson King
Y-You too
Julian Fisher
Thanks man, I'll keep that in mind and do some rewriting
Cooper Ortiz
I like Izzy user.
Jordan Johnson
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference
Lucas Butler
Eat, shit, and die
Brandon Powell
Just to give you a better idea of what needs improving, Wyatt is probably the best job you’ve done. His personality and motivation match is quotes in a believable way.
Frankie probably needs a rewrite, though. What kind of angry is she supposed to be? The righteously pissed kind? If so, the lines kind of make her sound like she’s enjoying what she’s doing a lot.
Hudson Hughes
JANNIE ARE YOU OK???
Hunter Bailey